08x17 - All Growed Up

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08x17 - All Growed Up

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( kids laughing )

( snoring )

( yells )

( kids laughing )

( dog barking )

( kids giggling )

( yells )

Just as I suspected!

We are looking at
the greatest source of energy

known to mankind!

And to think pumpkins
around the world

have been wasted
on pies and Halloween...

( zapping )

With this magnificent gourd

I now have
the necessary power

to operate
my greatest invention ever:

a time machine to the future!

( laughing wildly )

I bet you're wondering
how it works.

( burps )

Well! It's quite simple.

I set this dial to a
precise moment in the future.

It could be days
from now, weeks...

or even years.

Think of the possibilities!

Oof!

To be older, wiser
and seeing your life

as it will be
some day!

( grunts )

There, there,
my boy.

No need to be frightened.

Let's try... years.

Boy, Professor Spooky
has made some neat
stuffs afore

but this is the bestest yet!

A time machine to the foocher!

I don't know.

Todd doesn't look
too happy about it.

( sneezes )

Well, yeah.

Who'd want to leave
all that pizza?

( whirring and beeping )

( zapping )

Success!

I have sent a man to the future!

Wouldn't it be neat
to go to the foocher?

But, Tommy,
what if the foocher

gots even more scary things
than right now?

It won't be
so scary, Chuckie

'cause we'll be biggerer.

And smarterer.

And we can spit!

You can spit now,
Phillip.

Yeah, but it'll be smarter spit.

As if you could do
anything smart, DeVille.

Hi, Angelica!

We was just talking

'bout going
to the foocher.

Well, you're not going nowheres.

I gots a show to do

and need you diaper bags

to be my applaudience.

Prepare to be razzled.

( feedback whining... )

( amplified ):
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-la-la...

( ooh-ing and ah-ing )

What is that thing,
Angelica?

It's my new
tapiokey machine.

Listen and clap
when I'm done.

( music begins )

* Oh, beautiful *

* For spaceship eyes *

* For Hamburg waves of rain... *

Is it my imagination, or is
Angelica getting louderer?

I didn't think Angelica
could be louderer.

* ...above the fruited rain *

* Angelica, Angelica *

* Bob shared his
grapes with me *

* So crown my good
with motherhood *

* From me to shining *

( screeching ):
* me...! *

( applause plays )

DIL:
Yuckie!

You are not coming to
any more of my concerts

till you're
potty-trained!

This is a really neat toy,
Angelica. Can I try?

Step away from
the tapiokey machine, Pickles!

But I just wants
to play, too.

I said no!

This is my new toy

and I'm going to be

the only singing star
around here!

But, Angelica, we always let you
play with our new stuff.

And...

So, uh, uh, you should
let us play, too.

Okay, Tommy.

I'll let you play
with my tapiokey machine...

after you dumb babies
give me stuffs I want.

( grunts )

( Dil laughs )

Grr...

Someday, Drooly

you're going to throw
something at me

and I'm not going to be
nice about it no mores!

DIDI:
Who wants cookies?

Oh, no! Aunt Didi!

* Angelica *

* Angelica *

* Bob shared his
grapes with... *

( gasps )

Oh, Aunt Didi!

I was so busy singing

I didn't see the babies
making this awful mess!

Oh...
that's okay, Angelica.

Come on, kids.

Mommy's got
some cleaning to do.

( snickers )

Maybe you should put them
in time out forever.

Angelica...

They're only babies.

Here you go...

Oh, dear...

Don't I get a cookie,
Aunt Didi?

I think Spike must
have had a snack

while I wasn't looking.

Come on, Angelica.

There's more in the kitchen.

( snickers )

( humming... )

Ooh, that Angelica!

I can believe she
tricked your mommy.

She's good.

It's not fair, you guys.

Whenever we gets something new

Angelica always gets
to play with it.

Yeah, and she usually
breaks it, too.

( grunting and whimpering )

Well, I'm going to play
with that tapiokey machine

whether Angelica
likes it or not!

But, Tommy,
you heard her.

We're not apposed
to play with it.

Remember, Angelica's
bigger than us.

And she's,
she's kind of mean.

CHUCKIE:
Oh, uh, uh...

I know!
Let's go back
into the playpen

and watch Dilly
spit up!

( feedback whines )
( amplified ):
Hello?

* La, la, la... *

ANGELICA:
Hey!

What do you and your bald brain
think you're doing?!

( babies yelling )

You are resting my patience.

Now hand it over...
or else!

( gasps )

Over here, over here!

( all yelling )

Get back here!

( grunts )

( all yelling )

( grunts )

( gasps )

( grunts, gasps )

Huh?

Grr...

( grunting )

Hmm...

Roar...!

Aah...!

( Dil laughs )

( panting )

Give me my tapiokey machine!

( grunting )

What are we going to do, Tommy?

I don't know,
but I'm tired of Angelica

always bossing us around

getting us in trouble

and making us do stuffs
we don't want to do.

She treats us
like we're a bunch of babies!

I'll give you dumb babies
till the count of ten

to open that door!

( gulps )

One...

Three...

I don't know what comes next

but I have a bad feeling
it's ten!

Four...

Well, we're
not exactly

grownups yet,
you know.

Leventy...

That's it, Chuckie!

We'll go to the foocher

where we'll be so growed up

Angelica won't boss us around!

( grunting )

But we don't gots
our own time machine

like Professor Spooky gots.

ANGELICA:
One, two, , eleventy...

TOMMY:
Sure we do.

A bazillion and a half...

( continues
counting... )

PHIL:
Uh, hurry!

Um, I, I, I don't know

about going
to the foocher, you guys.

Nine...

I can't hold it no mores!

Hang on, everybody!

We're going to the foocher!

( whirring and beeping )

ANGELICA:
Ten... ten...ten...!

( whooshing )
ANGELICA:
Ten!

( door creaks )

I can't believe you
and your mutant friends

are still playing in a closet.

You are such pre-teens.

That Emica CD is brand new.
Hand it over.

But you said we could
borrow it, Angelica.

Your memory's slipping,
Pickles.

I said you could maybe
look at my Emica CD.

But we wanted to learn
all her songs

before the concert
tomorrow.

You want too much, Finster.

Now give me my CD.

I'm going to be late
for the bus.

( grunts )

Does anybody but me

think we need
a bigger clubhouse?

( ripping, both grunt )

Phillip, when you are
the bottom of the pyramid

you have to tell when
you're going to move!

I ripped my pants.

This is the last time
I'm going to ask nicely.

Fork over the CD!

Here, catch!

Very funny, Dylan.

( laughs )

I thought so.

Maybe I should tell Aunt Didi

about the lizard
in the shoe box...

Not funny. Not funny one bit.

DIDI:
Now, I know it's not easy
being over years old

but you still have to
think about your health.

I just don't understand it.

I've been so careful
about your diet all these years.

Hiya, Spikey old boy.

( sniffs )

Honestly, Aunt Didi...

how do you put up
with these juveniles?

( disco music playing... )

What do you think?

Forget I asked.

( music continues... )

I don't remember you
wearing that, Daddy.

( whispers ):
That's because someone

dropped him on his head
when he was a baby.

Dil's fine.

We only
dropped him once.

Grandpa Lou gave me

this Scorpio medallion
on my th birthday.

It's my good luck charm.

I wore this to every
dance contest I entered
back in the day.

In fact, I was wearing this
when I met your mom.

Normally I didn't date
men who wore jewelry

but in this case,
I made an exception.

And after that,
I never danced

without this medallion
or your mother again.

Oh, Stu...

Tomorrow is
the Dinosaurs
of Disco

dance contest
at the park

so your dad and I

are dusting off our old routine.

( music continues... )

You are going to dance
like that in front of people?

Your mom and dad
are dancing, too.

Ugh, how embarrassing.

You guys will definitely win!

So long as I've got my medal.

( horn honks )

Oh, there's the bus.

You better hurry.

You know how the driver
doesn't like to wait.

Now listen up.

I don't want any of you guys
talking to me on the bus.

I've convinced everyone that
we're just casual acquaintances.

DIDI:
And please be careful
going over bumps.

Dil's stomach has been
a little queasy lately.

He'll throw up

just like all the other kids.

That's why they
invented sawdust.

Hey, Grandpa.
How's Grandma?

She's still off
cruising the Nile.

She sends her love.

Hang on, kids.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

I've had three bowls
of oatmeal

and a pint
of prune juice

and I'm raring to go!

Whee!

ANGELICA:
Hey, Samantha.

Have you heard
the new Emica CD?

Just came out yesterday.

Cool! Let me see.

Eww... is that peanut butter?

Oh my gosh!
Where did that come from?

Don't look now,
but I think Angelica
found the peanut butter.

( kisses )

( gasps )

What's wrong,
Chuckie?

Uh... that girl...

Who? Angelica?

No, not Angelica.

Her friend.

I was just looking at her

and she looked at me
and then she almost smiled

and then
I had to turn around.

That's Samantha Shane.

SAMANTHA:
Oh, wow!

That is a totally cute look.

I have those
same exact shoes.

Really?

Can I borrow them
for the Emica concert?

Uh, well, um, actually, um...

I lost them somewhere.

SAMANTHA:
Eww...

That Tommy Pickles
keeps looking back here.

I can't believe you have
the same last name

and you're
not even related.

I know, it's awful.

I asked my parents
if I could change my last name

to LaTiffany, but they said no.

( scoffs )
Parents.

TOMMY:
Are you sure

she smiled
at you, Chuckie?

Yes... well, almost.

Oh, I feel kind of sick...

but i-in a good way.

I never felt
this way before, Tommy.

Wow...

And I would have
smiled back, you know

but I was
afraid my lips

would get stuck
on my new braces.

Uh, does that happen?

Well, it hasn't happened yet,
but I think it's possible.

And I can't risk smiling
at a cute girl like Samantha

if there's a chance
that halfway through

my mouth is going to get
all tangled up, can I?

KIMI:
You guys!

Tomorrow we're
officially

practically teenagers!

We're going
to our first concert!

Yeah, unless you count

those baby concerts

where they gave out juice
and made us quack.

Ah, anybody else miss
those sippy cups?

Just checking.

You know, Emica
always asks somebody
in the audience

to come up
and sing with her.

I hope it's me.

SAMANTHA:
Isn't Emica cool?

Everybody's dressing retro
for the concert.

I'm borrowing my mom's
faux fur mini.

What are you wearing?

My mom's lime-green power suit.

Eww, that's not retro,
that's sad.

Did I say power suit?

I-I meant
cropped top and
matching capri pants!

And that!

You have
the same necklace?

Of course.

I can't believe it.

Okay, sprouts, off to school.

I've got a skydiving
lesson at : .

That's great
about the necklace.

If you really have it,
I mean.

Eww...

Your lips.

I don't need it back.

She said
you could keep it?

That's
pretty serious.

I think I like her, Tommy.

Is that why you keep
writing her name

all over
your book cover?

Well, it's only
this book.

Hey, Chuckie, are you
using that lip stuff?

No.

Can I have it?

No!

Let's move on
to our science projects.

Who would like to go first?

I bet Tommy would.

Sure, Mrs. Guppy.

I have here
an ordinary dill pickle.

Not to be confused
with my baby brother
Dil Pickles.

( all laugh )

And now I will
demonstrate the principle

of charged sodium particles.

You see, there's sodium
in pickles

and sodium conducts
electricity. Watch.

( buzzing, class exclaims )

Wherever did you get
such a clever idea?

( applause... )

( applause stops )

Sorry to interrupt,
Mrs. Guppy.

Love what you've
done to the place.

Are those new
wipeboards?

Flattery didn't work
two years ago, Miss Pickles

and it won't... work... now.

I need to talk
to Tommy.

It's a, uh,
family emergency.

Is everything all right?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, his dog has
a bad case of gas.

( all laugh )

She said gas,
not me!

You all heard it!

Order! Order!

Spike always has gas, Angelica.

What's going on?

Thomas...

Forget all our
past differences.

Forget I said never to
talk to me in public.

Forget that
I bossed you around
for the past years.

'Cause right now,
I need you to do

the biggest favor
of your life for me.

I need to wear your
dad's gold medallion
to the Emica concert!

But my dad's wearing it
in that contest.

It's his good luck charm.

Well, I need it way more.

See, Samantha told Emily,
who told Ashley

who told her cousin
in Holland

that I have the same
necklace as Emica!

Then the cousin
sent a chain e-mail
to all her friends!

But Angelica...

Okay, so it's in Dutch--
who cares?!

I'm being talked about
around the world!

Angelica... I can't.

But if I show up
without that necklace

Samantha will tell
everyone I lied!

But you always sort of... lie.

That's not the point.

( bell rings )

I'm sorry, Angelica.

I just can't help you this time.

Some cousin you are,
Pickles.

See if
I ever do anything

for you and your
dumb friends again!

How come you have to wear
that thing on your head

and not on your arms?

Oh...
every time I say that

she gives me the crusty part
of the tuna casserole.

Look!

Spaghetti!
Our favorite!

I don't why, but it takes me
right back to my childhood.

Yuck! That stuff
looks like worms!

That's it!

Come on, Lil!

( Lil laughs )

Save you a seat!

Tommy, there she is.

How do I look?

Is my hair sticking up?

Uh, no more than usual.

Oh, no! She's coming this way!

Fix it, Tommy!

I'm getting that feeling
in my stomach again.

Just act natural, Chuckie.
Be yourself.

( laughing ):
No way.

( drooling gasp ):
Hi...

SAMANTHA:
Eww!

Come on, Angelica.

Smooth move, Finster.

I might as well
just hide for
the rest of

my two-point-five
years with braces.

Very interesting.

Your best friend

has a crush
on my best friend.

Uh, what makes you
think that?

Oh, please, Tommy.

I read teen magazines.

Spill it.

Well, okay.

Chuckie likes Samantha

but now he's definitely
too scared to talk to her.

I could fix that.

You could? How?

Samantha listens
to everything I say.

I'll just tell her

what a great guy Chuckie is.

You'd really do that?

What's the catch?

It's easy.

I'll fix up metal mouth
with Samantha

if you get me Uncle Stu's
zodiac necklace.

Deal?

Deal.

Perfect.
I'll be over

tomorrow morning
to pick it up.

That should give you
time to, you know

borrow it
temporarily.

You really think
Dad's going to

let you borrow
his medallion?

He'll understand
after I explain

about Chuckie
and Samantha.

Besides, I doubt
Dad really believes

in all that
"good luck charm"
stuff anyhow.

Poor Kira is missing
all the fun.

( grunts )

Oh!

Hey, Chaster.

Thanks
for filling in

after Howie's
little mishap

practicing
his dance moves.

( grunts )

Whoa! Oh...

Maybe it's not too late
to offer my services as a judge.

( grunts )

Nothing doing,
buddy.

That mirror-ball
trophy is ours.

STU:
Sorry, Betty,
but I beg to differ.

BETTY:
Whoa!

Move over,
Tony Manero.

That's right.
You are looking

at tomorrow's
Dinosaur of Disco champion.

( laughs )

You're a dinosaur
all right.

Hey, what makes you
so sure

you can still
take the prize?

Three things, Bro:

my moves...

my dance partner...

Stu... careful
with the partner...

Oh... !

And last but not least,
my good luck charm.

Wouldn't dance without it.

( crickets chirping )

( scraping )

( yawning )

Shh! What are you
doing up?

I can't get back to sleep.

Are you going to eat
that cookie?

It's a dog treat.

Even better.

Let me try.

No, Dil!

I need it to make
a fake Scorpio medallion

since I can't ask Dad
for his.

But won't Angelica
know it's fake?

I mean, what if she
smells the cookie...

Dog treat.

She's getting
the real one.

I'll switch this
with Dad's, just for a day.

Seems like
a lot of trouble

over a girl.

There!

What do you think?

I'm going back to bed.

Look into my medal...

You are getting
sleepy, Dil.

Sleepy...

Tomorrow you will do
all my chores

and act like a monkey.

( chuckles )

( snoring and muttering )

( snoring )

( crickets chirping )

( birds singing )

( sniffing )

( panting, yawning )

( sniffing... )

I got it!

That's great, Tommy.

Hurry up and eat breakfast.

Because I'd like to do the
dishes before I mow the lawn.

( chattering like a monkey )

It worked!

Uh, guess I better
get you a banana.

( sniffing )

DIL:
Spike, no!

I just wiped the table!

Dil,
chill out.

I told you
to do my chores

not to
turn into Mom.

( chattering... )

Here you go, Dil.

Hey, where's
the medallion?!

Okay, joke's over.

Where is it?!

Spike's eating it!!

TOMMY:
Spike!

Oh, no... the wrappers
from the fake one!

( slurping )

He must have thought
the real one

was a dog treat, too!

You mean...?

( panting.. )

STU:
Tommy! Dil!

You are in
so much trouble....

STU:
What am I
going to do?!

I've had that
Scorpio medallion

for over years!

( sobbing... )

DIDI:
Tommy...

Why would you
take something

that meant so much
to your father

without
asking first?

( door slams )

ANGELICA:
Morning, favorite family!

Today's the big day!

While you guys dance
to your lame-o music,
your kids

are going to be at the biggest,
coolest, concert of the year!

Wearing all the latest fashions,
of course.

Not right now,
Angelica.

We're in the middle
of a family crisis.

Is it Spike?

No!
Yes!

Our geriatric, overweight dog
ate my medallion!

He what?!

He thought it was
a dog treat. Long story.

And getting longer.

Tommy was just about
to tell us

why he took the medallion
in the first place. Tommy?

Uh...

We're waiting.

I'll tell you why.

Dil, no!

Tommy took it because...

Because I wanted to wear it
to the Emica concert

so she'd see me
in the audience

and invite me onstage
to... sing with her.

I'm sorry, Dad.

( sighs )

Tommy, you took

something that
wasn't yours

without asking.

And now it's gone.

( sighs )

I guess we have to...

We have... to ground you.

But Mom, Dad... we're
all supposed to go

to the Emica concert
together.

Sorry, Son.

Tommy will have to miss it.

It's my first
concert!

Oh, curse the revised
edition of Lipschitz!

( crying... )

There, there.

You're doing
the right thing.

( whispers ):
Thank heavens Angelica
is so well-behaved.

We better let them
have a moment alone.

See you
at the disco tonight!

( both crying )

Nice going,
Pickles.

You can just forget

about me introducing
Finster to Samantha now!

KIMI:
I can't believe

you're grounded.

Shee.. I never thought
I'd see the day...

Not that I'm happy about it
or anything.

You never do
anything wrong.

Why were you going to give
Angelica the medallion anyway?

Uh...
'cause she asked me

if she could borrow it
to wear to the concert.

You know,
if Spike ate that necklace

you'll still get it back.

ALL:
Eww...!

Yeah, but not in time
for the dance contest.

Who'd want it then?

You guys go
and have fun.

STU:
I almost feel like

staying home
with Tommy.

There's no way
we're going to win

without my
good luck charm.

Stu... I am wearing polyester
and platform shoes.

We're going!

Besides, I already lined up
a sitter for Tommy.

A sitter? What about Pop?

Your father said
he had plans...

and was very mysterious
about them.

Oh, we're lucky
to have found someone

on such short notice.

( doorbell buzzes )

Great. Probably cost us
twice as much...

Actually, it's triple
my normal rate.

But I might give you
a break on mileage

since I live
across the street.

Mileage? You don't
even drive yet!

( laughs )
Gotcha, Mr. Pickles!

So, what am I looking at--
Tommy and Dil?

Tommy, Dil,
Chuckie and Kimi?

Tommy, Dil, Chuckie,
Kimi, Phil and...

It's just Tommy, Susie.

The rest of the kids are
going to the Emica concert.

Who'd want to see
another teen sensation

in a trendy wardrobe?

Couldn't get
a ticket?

No. It was totally
sold out!

All my friends are going
and I'm stuck baby-sitting!

That Susie Carmichael
is so sweet.

Come on, Stu.

It's time to boogie!

TOMMY:
Remember when we always

used to sit in the sandbox
when we were bummed out?

Yeah, Sandbox, how could I
have forsaken ye?

Yeah, we had a lot of good times
in this here dirt.

Lost a lot of good toys
in here, too.

( Spike barking )

ALL:
Spike... Spike, no... stop...!

You know, I thought
it was deeper than this.

Yeah, I could never
touch the bottom before.

Wait... what's this?

Is that my Happy Hippo
pencil cap?

Not that I'm still
looking for it.

No, it's...
( gasps )

My dad's medallion!

TOMMY:
Mom! Dad! Wait!
Don't go!

DIL:
Wait! Come back!

( whirring )

MAN ( on loudspeaker ):
Testing, one, two, three...

SAMANTHA:
Great seats!

I bet Emica's going to pick
one of us to sing with her!

So? Show me the necklace.

Oh, my mom's bringing it
in a little while.

Um, I had to have it cleaned.

'Cause, you know,
it's really retro.

Oh, right.

I forgot.

Oh...

( disco music playing... )

I can't do it, Deed.

I can't feel the b*at
without my medallion.

Take it to Dad
right away,
okay, Dil?

We want you
to take it!

Yeah. It's not fair you
have to miss the concert

now that we
found this.

But I can't--
I'm grounded!

Tommy...

when have you ever
let us say "I can't?"

I'll tell you when-- never!

So it's our turn to help you!

We're busting you out,
Pickles!

Think of the possibilities!

Oof!

To be older, wiser

and seeing your life
as it will be someday!

( television
continues playing... )

PROFESSOR:
Days from now...
weeks... even years!

( all gasp )

You think I don't know

when you're
up to something?

Whatever it is,
you better count me in!

I think you lied to me,
Angelica.

You never had
that necklace.

And I bet you've
never been to Paris.

And I bet you are
related to Tommy Pickles!

I have so been to Paris.

And I can explain
about the necklace!

Yeah, right.

What a phony.

( gasps )

Huh?

ANGELICA:
Tommy?

Tommy, don't stop!

Aah!

You found the necklace!

Yeah, but you can't have it,
Angelica.

I should have never
agreed to our deal.

If Samantha can't see
what a great guy Chuckie is

without you telling her

she's not good enough
for my best friend.

Tommy...
she's coming over.

Come on, just let me wear
that thing for a minute!

Samantha's going to think
I'm a total fake.

Then start telling the truth,
Angelica.

What's he doing
with your necklace?

( sighs )

First of all...

he's my cousin.

And it's his necklace, not mine.

He was going to
let me borrow it.

Oh, wow.

I really have to think
about this, Angelica.

Hey.

Hi.

( drooling )

Don't I know you?

If you don't, you should.

He's only

the coolest kid
in school.

Samantha Shane, meet Chuck...

I mean... Charlie Finster.

The third.

Hi, Charlie.

Hi. Uh, you gave me
your lip balm

the other day.

Oh, now I remember.

Braces. The worst.

How long are you in for?

Two-point-five years.

See, sometimes,
after they
tighten them

you drool
and stuff.

That's when
I learned

about
the lip balm.

Y-you drooled?

You know...

you're going
look really cute

when they come off.

Hey, why don't we
all sit together?

It's cool to have
a cousin

who has the same
necklace as Emica.

( feedback whines )

I need to see
everyone's ticket now!

No ticket, no seat!

Guess I'm out of here, guys.

Don't go, Susie.

Take my ticket.

For real?

What's the catch?

Don't make
a federal case of it.

I have to take something
to my Uncle Stu.

Right, Tommy?

KIDS ( chanting ):
Emica! Emica! Emica! Emica!

No time to gawk!

You, too, pip-squeak.
Let's go!

( disco music playing... )

( grunting and laughing )

Oh, what a gimmick.

MAN:
You're disqualified.

You have to leave.

( grunts )

( yells, crash,
feedback whines )

I believe you're done.

Not fair.

Yah...!

I just can't do it, Deed.

Face it, without
my Scorpio medallion,
I'm nothing.

But you're
not even a Scorpio.

You're a Libra.

Huh?

Actually

you're on the cusp

but trust me, Stu,
you're a Libra.

What are you
talking about?

I don't even
believe in astrology!

I just know I can't
dance without it.

( kids grunting )

TOMMY:
Hurry!

Come on! Out of the way!

Dad! Catch!

( grunts )

Tommy?

Dil?!

Good luck, Dad!

Stu! Dance!

Yes!

( music continues... )

( cheering and applause... )

( music ends, louder cheering
and applause... )

Okay.
They've embarrassed
themselves enough.

Let's go.

DIDI:
Stu...

I don't think I can do that...!

( crowd cheering... )

Well, I guess
I'll see you guys later.

Too bad you have to
miss the concert.

Yeah, yeah, that's
the price of being nice.

Angelica...

What you did was, well...

Anyway, thanks.

Aw, forget about it.

We're cousins.

Stuck with each other
for all eternity.

GRANDPA:
That is the sweetest
goldurned thing

I ever heard
you two sprouts say!

KIDS:
Grandpa?!

Isn't it past your bedtime,
Grandpa?

Darn tootin'.

But I wanted to see

this Emica
everybody's talking about.

Your grandma and I like to
keep up with the new crooners.

'Course, your grandma
had to go cruising Egypt

leaving me
with an extra ticket...

( music playing,
cheering and applause... )

( music ends,
louder cheering and applause )

ALL:
Emica, Emica, Emica, Emica...

Thank you, thank you!

Now for this next song,
I'm going to need a little help.

Anyone interested?

( louder cheering... )

Let's see...

What about that cool guy
next to the dude in the braces?

Pick me, too!
We're cousins!

Practically
twin cousins!

Please, please,
please!

Well, okay-- come on up!

( cheering and applause... )

TOMMY:
Whoa!

Maybe we should
start singing.

( music begins )

ALL:
* You're a friend to me *

* I'm a friend to you *

* When we have each other,
there's nothing we can't do *

* You were there for me *

* I am there for you *

* Whether good or bad times *

* We'll see it through *

* You're a friend to me *

* I'm a friend to you *

* You brighten up my day *

* When I'm feeling blue *

* Years from now,
wherever we'll be *

* Hold on to dreams
for you and for me *

* Whether we are near or apart *

* I'll always remember,
you'll be in my heart *

* You're a friend to me *

* I'm a friend to you *

* When we have each other,
there's nothing we can't do *

* You were there for me *

* I am there for you *

* Wherever I go,
I know this is true... *

( music continues )

I got a idea! Follow me!

( grunting )

( frog croaking )

( engine revving )

EMICA:
* All the moments
we shared in the past *

* The hopes and the fears,
the tears and the laughs *

* All the memories,
all that we could be *

Look at him!

* There's one thing I know *

* I've always believed *
Melville, speak to me!

We should find Chuckie a mom!

You'd do that for me?

You... ( laughs )

Do I really have to wear this?

BOTH:
Why can't they tell us apart?!

( all laughing )

( panting )

( barking )

* You're a friend to me,
I'm a friend to you *
They become The Diaper Babies!

* You brighten up my day *
You like us!
You really like us!

* When I'm feeling blue *

* You were there for me *

* I am there for you *
Don't listen to her, Dil.

* Whether good or bad times *
But it wasn't my fault!

* We'll see it through *
Kids! On the ice!

We're going to have a baby.

( laughing )

( grunting )

Poopie!

* You're a friend to me *

* I'm a friend to you *

* You brighten up my day *

* When I'm feeling blue *

ALL:
* You were there for me *

* I am there for you *

Oh, baby!

* Whether good or bad times *

* We'll see it through *

* You're a friend to me *

* I'm a friend to you *

* When we have each other,
there's nothing we can't do *

* You're a friend to me *

* I'm a friend
to you *

* When we have each other,
there's... *

Hey!

Give me that!

Angelica!

Tommy!

What are you doing?

Give me it!

Hey, hey, Angelica,
stop that!

ANGELICA:
Can it, Pickles!

You're forgetting
who the star of the family is!

( both grunting... )

Hey! It's broked!

I don't know
what you did, Pickles

but you dumb babies better
keep your mitts off my stuff

for the next bazillion years!

Well, look at the
bright slide, guys.

There's only
ten more years

afore Angelica's
nice to us.

ANGELICA:
Hey!

Someone drooled on it, too!

I'll get you
lumpy-headed babies!

Aunt Didi...!

( all yelling )

ANGELICA:
Aunt Didi...!

CHUCKIE:
Tommy...

Is ten years going to be
a very long time?

ANGELICA:
Aunt Didi!

CHUCKIE:
Y-you drooled?
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