08x24 - The Fun Way Day/The Age of Aquarium

[bunniefuu]

[ whirring]

[ snoring]

Whoa!

[ whirring]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barks]

[ giggles]

[ whirring]

[ squeals]

[ steam hissing]

Gosh! Open a whole week
and only one customer.

[ chatting]
What's the matter, Phil?

Don't you want
to play catch?

Playing catch for a hundred
and billionty times

just ain't that
much fun no mores.

Um... hey, you guys, let's play
with our Spin & Speak.

MECHANICAL VOICE:
The pig says...

KIDS:
Oink! Oink!

The cow says moo;

the horse says neigh; the sheep
says baa; the duck says quack.

I know how it all turns out.

[ all sigh]

We already played
with Tuggy the Tugboat.

And "put the shape
in the hole" thingy.

If only we had new shapes.

Or new holes.

[ all sigh]

I don't understand.

Stu even invented a special
energy-saving, battery-operated,
a*t*matic coffee scooper.

I even made up fun names
for the drinks

to bring in the customers.

Here, Betty, one triple
"Cappadappa Chino."

Set her down, Chasie.

Oh, don't worry,
business will pick up.

[ slurping]

On the bright side, you got lots
of time to practice.

[ electricity
crackling]

Whoa.

[ sighs]

Oh, this is no fun,
no fun at all.

Even my dad is not
having a no fun.

[ bulb squeaking]

I've got it!

Fêng shui.

Gesundheit!

Oh, no, Chas.

Fêng shui is the
ancient Chinese art
of arranging furniture

to create a positive environment

in tune with the earth's
natural energy.

I got enough natural energy
right here.

[ sips, then groans]

I really think it can
make a difference.

Well, at this point, I guess
I'm willing to try anything,

even a fêng shui guy.

Did you hear that?

We're getting a Fun Way guy.

[ all cheer]

What's a Fun Way guy?

Um... maybe it's someone
who helps you have fun.

Maybe he's going to play
choo-choo train with us.

And bring lots of new
stuffed aminal friends.

Or maybe he'll take us
on a big spaceship

so's we can eat
flying alien spacebugs

and drink juice
with the moon babies and...

It could happen.

STU:
Let me get this straight.

You're paying a guy
actual U.S. currency

to tell you to move stuff
from here to there?

I'm with you, Stuey.

It's hooey!

Oh, don't listen
to them, Kira.

I think it's
a wonderful idea.

What do you think
the Fun Way guy
will look like?

He'll probably got
a great big smiley face

and smiley shirt
and smiley pants.

Maybe he's all covered in mud.

Well, one thing I know,
at least a Fun Way guy

is not going
to look scary.

[ all gasp]

Wrong again.

I am Fêng Shui Master Fong.

Follow me.

We will feel the energy
of the room.

Oh, brother.

Now, Stu...

I'm not sure, guys,
but are we having fun yet?

Oh, I don't think so, Chuckie,

but maybe the fun stuff's
in his suitcase.

Or in his pockets.

Or under his hat.

Or under his hat.

Well, it was a good idea.

Master Fong...

may I offer you
some coffee?

I have never had coffee.

I fear it will put
too much yang in my yin.

KIRA:
But you
haven't lived

till you've tried
one of Chas's famous
Mocha Yoka Dokyos.

I will take a small taste

for purposes of understanding
energy of coffeehouse.

[ steam hissing]

I take only one sip.

Okay, I take one more.

[ gulps]

Good fêng shui.

Bad fêng shui.

How can something
be a bad Fun Way?

Yeah, I thought fun had
to be fun to be fun.

Well, maybe it's like

when Angelica's having
a good time;

we're usually having
a bad time.

[ kids ooh and ahh]

It's so prettiful.

I think the fun stuff's
starting now.

Good energy.

Ooh.
Ooh.

Ah... perfect.

It does make the room
look bigger.

I meant my hat.

Now watch as the room
begins to breathe life.

CHUCKIE:
Why is the scary-looking
Fun Way guy

putting all the toys
into strange places?

Looks like he's hiding
them or something.

That's it, guys!

It's a game.

We're all 'posed
to find the toys.

Like hide-and-seek,
only it's hide-and-take.

Yeah, let's play hide-and-take.

Yeah!
Yeah!

We're 'posed to reach
in there and get them?

Uh... guys, I take it back.

I love this Spin & Speak.

Let's play that.

Oink! Oink!

Let's close our eyes
so we don't know

where he puts
his stuffs.

Good idea.

[ parrot clinking]

Now, to the back.

Okay, guys, let's play!

Yeah!
Yeah!

Uh.... how about
the "shapes in the hole" thingy?

[ groans]

[ gulping]

Second Mocha Yoka Dokyo--
good fêng shui.

This room-- bad fêng shui.

All must be moved.

You and you, coffee bags to
serenity corner over there.

[ excitedly]:
File cabinet

to career corner... here!

[ grunting]

[ gasps]

[ thud]

[ giggles]

[ laughs]

[ thud]

[ chain squeaking]

[ screams]

No, the earth corner.

[ grunting]
No, the wealth corner.

Master Fong, would
you like another
Mocha Yoka Dokyo?

ALL:
No!

[ chain squeaking]

[ gasps]

What's the matter,
Chuckie?

It could be the scarediest
birdie I ever saw,

and it looks like
it's about to hit me.

I never seen anything so
prettiful in my whole lifes.

Prettiful?

Did you see its beak?

I think she means
the necklace, Chuckie.

Hey, I bet
if we get the necklace,

we'll win the game for sure
and get to keep

all the treasures.

You're making this up
as you go along,
aren't you, Tommy?

Someone tall
could get it.

Oh, no, not me.

Come on, Chuckie,
you can do it.

[ all urging Chuckie]

Little big, bad Polly,
you don't scare me.

[ crash]

[ crashing continues]

Wow! Chuckie, you did it!

[ all cheering]

To the left.

No, to the left!

A little more!

Perfect!

We are done.

You will see the results
very soon.

Oh, yeah!

[ thud; Stu and Betty scream]

Amateurs.

Well, guys, was
this a great game,

or was this
a great game?

Wait a minute, Tommy.

One question at a time.

Isn't that beautiful, Dil?

Ooh!

Dil!

Dil...

Tommy, got any ideas
how this game ends?

I guess it's our turn
to hide them.

[ whistles]

Well, you can't say

you didn't give it
the old Cappadappa try.

Oh?

Wow!

Oh, it's wonderful!

BETTY:
Well, I'll be
a monkey's uncle.

What an interesting
looking place.

Looks like
a new coffee shop.

Oh, thanks, Master Fong.

[ crowd shouting coffee orders]

Gosh, Kira, the fêng shui
really worked.

But how?

They don't call Master Fong
an expert for nothing, Stu.

Stop gabbing
and start brewing.

I'm not sure we picked
the bestest way

to hide this stuff,
you guys.

Well, Chuckie,
it may not be the bestest way,

but it sure is the funnest way.

ALL:
Yeah!

[ kids laughing]

ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to Bob and Ed's
Marvels of the Sea!

STU:
Boatloads of fun.

This place is cheesier
than Wisconsin, Deed.

Well, according to
the Lipschitz Leisure Guide,

kids love it.

KIMMIE:
Look!

We get to ride
a giant boaty!

I'm not sure
I want to.

Once my daddy
throwed up on a boat.

Anything that
makes you throw up

gots to be good.

Don't worry, Chuckie.

We'll be having too much fun
to get sick.

All right, kids.

Let's get this adventure
of a lifetime started.

CHAS:
Yeah! They have the world's
only trained sharks

performing in the live
extravaganza, "Shark Fever."

That's a must-see.

It might be too intense
for the kids.

Oh, we'll just drop
the pups off

at the, uh, Great Barricade
Reef Kiddie Play Area here.

Well, all right.

But we're coming
right back.

Did you know
you're at
the bottom

of the ocean
food chain,

Penelope Plankton?

That's right,
Harry Halibut.

And you have
both eyes

on one side
of your head.

[ Dil giggles]

These guys is
no dummy bears.

So who wants to go
explore the boat?

KIDS:
Let's go!

I'd like to hear

what the halibut has to say.

Oh, we're going to see lots more
talking animal shows, Chuckie.

We're babies!

That's all they take us to.

But how many more boats
is we going to be on?

Yeah, let's go!

[ groans]

[ squeaks]

Look!

There's fishies outside
the boat's windows!

And they aren't talking!

Yay!

Wait a minute.

Fishies are 'posed
to be underwater,

and boats is 'posed
to be on top of the water,

so that must mean...

Oh! The boat's sinking!

[ Lil and Phil exclaim]

And the worstest part is
nobody's even doing nothing.

They're just staring
at the fishies.

You guys, if the boat sinks,
then we're gonna

we're gonna...

[ gulps]

have to live underwater.

BOTH:
Yay!

We won't never have to take
a bath again!

And it will never, ever rain!

Maybe we'll turn
into fishies!

I don't want
to be a fish!

I get all
water-wrinkly.

Guys, I can't live
underwater.

What about Spike

and my grandmas
and grandpas?

We gots to stop the boat
from sinking

so we can get back home.

Follow me!

Now we're really
a couple of "Fin-sters."

"Best-Loved Sea Disasters."

"Includes a / th scale model

of the Titanic."

Ooh.

Look,
the captain!

He'll stop
the boaty-boat
from sinking.

I don't know how.

He's not even steering now.

All right, you guys.

I guess we gots to
be the captains now!

[ kids grunting]

Full beam ahead!

[ panting]

I hope he knows
how to steer up.

[ whistle blows shrilly]

You babies aren't
supposed to be here!

Look out!

Giant icky-pus!

What are we going to do?

Run!

Oof!

[ groans]

[ flatly]:
Forget your troubles
with ocean bubbles.

Ah!

Guys, see the bubbles?

Yeah, they're
right there.

I mean, see them
floating up?

Maybe if we make enough bubbles,
the boat will float up, too.

[ giggles]

Let's put all our bubble juice
in him!

It's working!

Let's go!

[ Lil squeals]

[ yelling]

[ yelling]

Forget your troubles with...

[ screams]

Oh, it didn't work, you guys.

The fishies is still
in the window.

[ whistle blows]

Everybody grab a tenty-buckle,

and we'll tangle him up.

[ yelling]

Why, you...

[ groans]

Ooh.

And you can tune a piano,
but you can't tuna fish.

[ chuckles]

Bring on the sharks!

Thank you!

I'm Marky Shark.

Hey, nice pants!

And now it is my extreme
pleasure to introduce you

to the terrifying world
of shark fever!

[ audience oohs and ahhs]

[ ping]

Wait a second--
jerky movements, smoke,

the smell of burning
rubber bands--

if anybody knows bad inventions,
it's me!

Those sharks are
robotic.

Shh!

You guys, you know what this
makes me think?

That the floor's
going potty?

That the boat's leaking!

That must be
what's making it sink.

Let's flood it up!

Come on, guys.

We gots to find stuffs
to stuff in.

All right,

all the holes
is plugged.

I think we
didded it, guys.

Everything's
going to be okay.

[ rumbling]

[ leaks whistling]

You'd think a fake
man-eating animal show

would be more exciting.

[ crowd cheers]

[ audience members scream]

[ crowd screaming]

That's more like it!

[ rope straining]

[ yells]

[ groaning]

[ yells]

Betty!

B-B-B-Betty! Betty!

Don't worry, Howie,
I'll save you!

Never let go!

Stu!

[ bubbling]

Robots or not,
this is incredible!

Whoo!

[ gasps]

Look!

The water's going down.

That must mean

the boat's
floating back up!

[ cheering]

There you are!

[ gasps]

We have a Code Red!

Shut down the main valve.

Shut down the main valve!

[ gasps]

Look! The babies!

Oh, my sweet boys.

I hope all this chaos
didn't upset you.

Where's Stu now?

Riding a whale?

I'm sure he's getting
our money back

and giving them
a piece of his mind.

I don't know how you do it
four shows a day,

but I know I want
season passes.

We didded it, guys!

The boat's all unsunk!

BABIES:
Yay!

Well, I was
never worried.

Well, just at the beginning,
and kind of in the middle

and maybe a little bit
at the end.

It's a good thing
we was here today, you guys,

or some real bad stuffs
might have happeneded.

[ patrons screaming]

FONG:
Mocha Yoka Dokyo--
good fêng shui.