09x04 - A Tale of Two Puppies/ Okey-Dokey Jones and the Ring of the Sunbeams

[bunniefuu]

[ whirring]

[ snoring]

Whoa!

[ whirring]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barks]

[ giggles]

[ whirring]

[ squeals]

[ dog barking]

[ kids giggle]

That last couple
scored very well

on my puppy
knowledge exam.

So did
the six couples
before them.

Well, you just can't be
too fussy

when it comes to finding
good homes for puppies.

And according
to my calculations,

we've only got two puppies left.

Give me that!

[ Stu laughs]

[ kids laugh]

[ Spike whimpers]

CHARLES:
Hmm, that one may be

a bit too playful.

But where's the other puppy?

Unless that bush
has eyes,

I'm pretty sure
it's in there.

CHARLES:
Oh, yeah.

The frightened one.

It might be hard
to find a good home

for such a scared puppy.

I may have to start
grading on a curve.

Whatcha so scared
of, puppy?

Oh, everything.

Iknow the feeling.

There's one thing
I'mnot even scared of:

me!

Hey, Chuckie,
what are you doing?

I'm just teaching
this puppy to be brave

so she can find
a nice home.

[ laughing]

Hey, what's so funny?

Nothing.

Just, uh,
maybe Tommy
should teach her.

You guys think I'm scared
all the time.

Well, that's going to change
starting right now.

Okay.

Now come on, puppy.

I'm going to teach you
how to be brave.

[ screams]

Got it!

Isn't he cute, Deed?

He's got nice,
strong teeth.

Can we keep him,
Deed, huh?

Huh? Can we?

I even thought
of a great name:

Spiffy! Get it?

Son of Spike and Fifi.

What do you think?

Threelittle boys and Spike

is more than enough.

Aw, come on, please?

Of course, if he wasn't
such a wild one...

I can train him, Deed.

Give me an hour.

[ grunts]

[ chuckles
sheepishly]

This is Wawa.

He helps me

from being scared of stuff.

So we'll get you
your own Wawa

and you'll never
be scared.

How about this?

Uh, maybe it's not
such a good Wawa.

Actually, it kind of
scares me, too.

Wow, good idea,
Spike--

something nice and plain
like a ball.

[ ball squeaks]

Oh, sorry, puppy.

PHIL:
How about this?

[ Chuckie screams]

What is that, Phil?

It's just a leaf...
with a face.

Well, just put it back
where you found it

and kind of don't ever show it
to me and puppy again.

CHUCKIE:
Sorry, puppy.

Maybe puppies
just don't like
monkey toys

and squeaky balls
and stuff from
Phil's dipey.

[ moans]

That's okay, Chuckie.

Maybe some doggies
isn't opposed to be brave.

No, Tommy.

I'm not giving up that easy.

I just have
to show puppy

that not every scary
thing is scary.

Oh, look, puppy.

There's a nice
little roly-poly.

All you gots to do is
make friends with the bug

and then you won't be ascared.

Like this.

Hi, Mr. Roly-poly.

You look like
a perfectly nice bug.

Uh, with big, scary eyes
and, uh, sharp teeth

and a really mean face and...

[ grunting]

Be friendly to the bug,
be friendly to the bug,

Now you're getting it.

[ grunts]

[ sneezes]

I guess I'm only
making things worse.

Okay, Spiffy, I'll tell you
to sit and you sit.

Got it?

[ barking]

Didi, he's doing it!

He's a genius!

Come quick!

Presenting...

the perfect puppy.

[ grunts]

[ giggles]

[ chuckles sheepishly]

[ puppy barks]

TOMMY:
Don't worry,
Chuckie.

Uh, we just gots
to find something

you're really
ascared of

and when puppy sees
you being brave,

then she'll
be brave, too.

That's a great idea, Tommy.

Er, when you say

something I got to be
really scared of...

Okay, puppy,

I know the man on the oatmeal
box is kind of scary,

but all you have to member is
it's just a box of oatmeal...

with a guy who looks
kind of mad...

and has a big, mean hat
and lots of really scary hair!

[ whimpering]

Look, puppy,
it's just oatmeal
inside.

There's nothing
ascary about oatmeal.

You never seen Lil
eating it.

[ sniffing]

[ brakes squeal]

[ screams]:
What was that?

It sounds like Hubert,
the trash truck.

[ whirring]

Go ahead, Hubert!

Chew it up!

[ whirring]

CHUCKIE [ nervously]:
Is it over yet?

Chuckie, you're opposed to be
brave for puppy.

I was kind of hoping
you guys forgot about that.

But she didn't forget
about being scared.

Oh, all right.

See, puppy?

It's just a trash truck.

Those big, long,
scary teeth

don't chop up
little kids

and, uh, puppies
and little kids,

right, guys?

ALL:
Yeah!

That's
right,
Chuckie.

Oh, see that, puppy?

I'm right.

Things is okay,
just like I said.

[ barking]

[ barking continues]

It's no use, guys.

Huh, Chuckie
and Kimi seem

to really be
bonding with
the puppies.

But, Chas, we did decide
two dogs were too much.

You'll see, Deed.

He's really progressing
nicely now.

Watch.

Spiffy,come!
See?

[ squeaks]

Whoa!

[ growls]

I think he really,
really likes me, Deed.

[ giggles]

I'm sure puppy
will find a nice
family to live with.

I don't know, Tommy.

I didn't prove to her I'm brave.

I don't think there's too many
people that want a scaredy dog.

[ doorbell rings]

I betcha
a nice person

will show up
real soon.

Hi, Aunt Didi.

Or not.

I came to see
the puppies.

My daddy said
I could have one.

Now, a puppy's a lot of work.

I said we would talk
about it, precious.

Yeah, I pick a puppy
and you say yes.

[ humming]

Where are those puppies?!

[ barks]

There's one!

[ panting]

Hey!

[ yells at dog]

Oh.

Help!

[ dog barks]

Got him!

That puppy made me dizzy

and got my dress
all smudgy.

Oh!

Now, there's
the kind I like--

nice and quiet.

[ swallows hard]

Yeah, one who'd do
everything I say.

No, Angelica,
you can't have her!

Oh, yeah?

How come?

Because you're loud
and bossy and selfish

and sometimes plain
not very nice.

Yeah, so tell me
something I don't know.

Sides, if I want
that puppy,

no one's going
to stop me.

[ gibberish]

[ growls]

Hey, get away
from me.

[ barking]

Aw, who wants a dumb
growly puppy anyway?

Daddy, I don't like
these puppies.

Ah, good.

I mean, sorry, precious.

You did it, Chuckie!

I did?

You were brave!

You stood up to Angelica.

And now
puppy's brave, too!

You're right, guys.

Puppy was brave.

I guess that means

she can go to
a really nice
family now.

[ Chuckie giggles]

[ Kimi giggles]

Please, Deed?

He's going to be
a great dog.

Even Dil
loves him.

Oh, Stu...

And who are we

to separate a father
and son?

I suppose we wouldn't want
to do that.

Yes! Looks like we're going
to keep him, boys!

[ barks]

You'll see, Deed.

It's going
to be great.

[ laughs]

[ sighs]

Maybe two dogs
won't be too much.

Chuckie, Kimi,

your mom and I have decided
to let you keep the puppy.

[ both cheer]

Did you hear
that, guys?

Kimi and I
gets to keep puppy.

I guess puppy
is going

to a nice family after all.

Puppy!

[ laughs]

[ coin clinks]

[ chattering]

KIDS:
Cool!

[ imitating monkey]

[ chattering]

[ kids laughing]

[ sneezes]

[ sneezes]

[ kids laughing]

[ chattering]

[ kids giggling]

LIL:
Phil, the monkey's
giving me a diapie rash.

[ kids laughing]

GRANDPA:
Wouldn't you know it?

The only thing that gumball
machine wouldn't give me

is a piece of gum.

But I did get these.

Here you go, sprouts.

KIDS:
Wow!

Now, you kids play
with your prizes

while Dilly and I
find Grandma Lulu

a nice talking bird.

Wow.

[ kids exclaiming]

Army guy?

He doesn't even come
with hair assessories.

It's the most prettyfulest prize
I ever gotted!

It's okay, I guess,
if you didn't get

a really neat, um,
superhero doll.

It's sure to be
a corrector's item.

I will trade with you.

Nope.

[ groans]

[ birds chirping]

GRANDPA:
Hey, Dilly,

Lulu would love
that handsome fellow.

[ squawks]

He likes me.

Course, I've always had a knack
for communicating with animals.

[ squawks loudly]

[ Dilly laughing]

[ splat]

Must have lost
a little something

in the translation.

[ blows a raspberry]

Hmm.

Oh, Lil, if you give me
your ring,

I'll tell you where I saw
a smooshed cricket.

Nope.

My compass is just like
Okey Dokey Jones's.

[ all gasp]

Ah...

[ whimpering]

Hey, guys, someone's got giant
feets with shoes just like mine.

Uh... um...

never mind.

TOMMY:
Hey, guys,

my toy looks like lots of fun.

Uh...

You know, Lil, you could put
the ring by the window

where the sun will make it
super-duper sparkly.

Super-duper sparkly?!

Mm-hmm.

[ all exclaim]

It's like all the
sunbeans is inside it.

Hey, babies, look!

There's, uh,
some stuff babies like.

[ snickering]

Hey, you gots
to give that back.

Oh, yeah?

Who's going to make me?

[ shrieks]

[ bawling]

We gots to get that ring back.

But we don't know
where it is.

It's somewhere in
with all these aminals.

Okay, there goes my nice, quiet,
not scary trip to the pet shop.

Don't worry, you guys.

[ cracks]

We'll find the all-powderful
Ring of the Sunbeans

or I'm not Okey Dokey Jones.

Not so fast,
Okey Pokey Pants.

Whoever wears the Ring
of the Sunbeans

gets their wish
to come true.

So, as soon as I find it
and make my wish,

I, Miss Angelique,
will be boss of the world.

[ laughing evilly]

We have
to stop her, Okey.

Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!

We're the Okey Dokey Jones
adventurers.

How hard can it be?

Yah![ whip cracks]

[ shrieks]

[ squawks]

Okay, boy, try one more time.

Repeat after me:
"Hi, Lulu."

[ whistles and squawks]

Hey, lady,
want a date?

How dare you,
you rude man!

Dagnab it,
that wasn't me.

It was the bird.

Hmm!

[ squawks]

What are you
looking at?

[ blowing raspberries]

[ giggling]

[ blows a raspberry]

Look, Lil!

This looks like a job
for Okey Dokey Jones!

Maybe we should wait
till it's nappie time, Okey.

He's kind of a big monkey.

No monkey's too big
for Okey Dokey Jones.

Uh, except maybe that one.

Why is he doing that?

KIMI:
Maybe he's playing blocks.

I hope he doesn't decide
to play patty-cake.

[ loud thud]

Okay, men, and, um... the ones
that are girls,

we gots to climb over those
boulders to get the ring

afore Miss Angelique finds it.

Not so fast,
Hokey Dopey!

I'm not leaving without
the Ring of the Sunbeans.

Give me that thing,
fuzz-face.

[ babies gasp]

[ groans]

[ grunting]

Come on, guys.

We got to get there firstest.

[ worriedly]:
Oh...

dark scary place,

regular scary place.

Aah! Wait for me!

We gots to hurry, Okey.

Who knows when
Miss Angelique will get here?

PHIL:
I do.

[ all gasp]

There it is!

Out of my way!

[ panting]

Ha!

Ow!

[ cries out]

Lizzers!

Oh, why did it have to be
lizzers?

[ hisses]

Huh?

[ screams]

Follow that
lizzer!

Oh, no!

That's the Temple
of Lizzers!

But Okey, you're
not ascared
of nothing.

Well, Lil, there is one thing

Okey's a little
teeny bit ascared of.

I'm guessing lizzers.

Okay, let's go home.

ANGELICA:
I want to get out of here,

and the Ring of the Sunbeans
is going to be mine!

[ gulps]

Oh, I hate when this happens!

Okay, guys, we're going in!

Wow!

This place gots to be
a mizzillion years old!

There he is!

I think we're...

I mean, you'regoing
to have to go get it.

They don't call you Okey Dokey
Jones for nothing.

You're right, Phil.

And Okey's got to do
what Okey's got to do.

Okey, get my
ring back!

Oh, I can finally relapse.

Ooh...

[ cracking]

ANGELICA:
Uh, your mommies
are calling you!

Time for dinner!

[ rumbling]

[ babies yelling]

We gots to get out of here!

This way!

ANGELICA:
Gotcha!

Say "ah"!

Aha! Yippee!

[ groans]

Hmm...

Aw... too bad for Okey Dokey
and his friends.

Oh, well, time to be boss
of the world.

Not so fast, Miss Angelcreep!

Give me that ring!

It's mine!

Now look what you did!

Well, at least now
Miss Angelique won't be

boss of the world.

ALL:
Uh-huh!

[ squawks]

[ exclaims]

[ all gasp]

[ panting]

Dagnab it,
get back here!

[ squawks]

Well, sprouts, call me crazy,

but I bought this here fellow
for Lulu.

He's spunky, ornery
and stubborn--

just like her.

And he talks.

Say one of those funny things.

[ blows a raspberry]

Not you. You.

[ blows a raspberry]

Come on.

Let's see if you come

with an instruction manual.

Oh, it's just as beautiful
as I dismembered it.

ANGELICA:
Okay...

this is your last
and final chance

to trade me the ring
for the army guy.

I'm never letting go

of the Ring of the Sunbeans.

Well, I guess
I can always put you

in a Cynthia wig and dress.

Going to the pet shop
sure was fun.

Pretty good place
for make-believe.

Even if it was
a little scary.

Yep, I'd say
it was Okey Dokey.

[ all laughing]

OKEY DOKEY JONES:
Oh, why did it have to be
lizzers?