♪ Time, sweet time ♪
♪ Don't slip away from me ♪
♪ Love ♪
♪ It flows like a garden hose ♪
♪ Rise, you rose ♪
♪ Love out of time ♪
♪ Face me your face ♪
♪ Put your love in its place ♪
♪ In my face ♪
♪ In my face ♪
♪ In my face ♪
Wait,
I was hunting a vampire,
the moon...
Cut it out!
That's not helping her!
But mom and dad
always burped on us.
It's a cure-all!
Sorry, guys,
there are no cure-alls.
Your parents were just burping
on you for kicks.
Oh, yeah,
that makes sense.
Oh, sorry, last one.
Ugh!
What did you eat, Jake?!
Hey, now!
I pride myself in having
nice-smelling burps.
Just kidding.
Pride, hmm.
Do you guys know
what "hubris" is?
It's like
an old-timey deity
who weighed your deeds
on a scale.
No, it means excessive
pride or arrogance.
That's like you, PB.
Dude.
No, it's true.
I believed in myself
so much
that I was blind
to the possible consequences.
Don't believe in yourself
so much, then, dum dum.
Now my best friend is dying
of poison because of me.
That ain't true, PB.
Marcy took a risk.
And you helped her
because you're her friend.
Real friends take each other
to the edge of death...
'cause death is life!
Right, Finn?
sh**t, yeah!
I get poisoned all the time
just doing the dishes!
I get poisoned on purpose...
For research.
I have a poison lab
back at the castle.
Well, let's get our butts
over there, then!
Find the moon, Finn.
We'll work on an antidote.
You guys take her back
to the poison lab.
Maybe we can extract
her healing powers.
Word!
Hey, wait!
What should I do?
You guys?
Moon pearls...
- We're on her trail.
- Gross!
I think they're pretty.
What if they're, like,
her boogers... or worse?
Come on, Jake!
Ew, ew, ew, ew!
Sometimes I think vampires
were invented
just to torment me.
Whoa.
I don't think so, man.
I think
you might have a hubris.
I'm just saying
it's a possibility.
Hey, look!
The moon's pontoon.
See?!
I hate it!
What is this, some hut the moon
plopped out of her bod?
I don't think so.
This mummy job
looks like
it used to belong
to that mummy job.
Still hate it.
What's that, pickles?
Ew.
Yeah, that's her.
Shouldn't she, like,
explode or something?
She just healed that sword
right out of her bod!
Let's try frying her up
in the sun.
Oh, yeah.
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- Wow!
- Wow!
How are we supposed to destroy
this stay-fresh creep?
Hmm.
Let's stick with pb's plan
and try staking her a bunch
of different ways.
Hmm... Higher...
Higher.
Lower.
Up... lower...
Perfect.
- Whoa!
- Hey!
Ah!
What are you doing here,
former Princess Bubblegum?
Did you forget that
you lost the election?
Monarchies
are not democracies!
What?!
Oof!
Aah!
- Whoa. - Whoa.
- Whoa.
Hey!
Banana guards,
seize her!
Uh, princess,
should we listen to him?
No, just keep him
out of my way!
And untie crunchy!
Thank you,
your princessness!
Man, we've been doing this
for hours.
You know, it's weird
that PB wanted us
to stake her back,
instead of us taking her back.
Wait.
"Taking" or "staking"?
She said "you guys,
'sztake' her back."
No, yeah!
She said,
"you guys, take her back."
So which one
should we do?
Both, I guess.
We'd better hurry before she
wakes up at sundown.
Whoops.
Get her back in the vase!
Come get us,
blood bucket!
What?!
Run!
Here she come!
Dude, for real,
why'd you make her chase us?
Marcy needs
her healing powers.
"Stake her back"
to the castle, bro!
sh**t, just don't let her
near my deli tray!
Well, run harder, dude!
Okay!
Man, she is really
booking it hard!
You see that, Jake?
No, bro,
just let me run!
Holy stink!
She's smiling right at me!
I don't need
a play-by-play, man!
She's messing with us.
What do you mean?!
I mean she's not catching up
on purpose!
Why do you think that?
She's giving me this look...
Slow down
so I can talk to her.
No, boy, you crazy!
Just do it!
I won't let her bite you!
Okay, my life is
in your hands, man!
Hey.
We're leading you
to a trap.
We're gonna suck out your
healing power and dust you.
And then I'm gonna put your dust
in a litter box.
And get a tiger to drop
a huge smelly tiger b*mb
on your sorry dust clumps!
Stop hitting my butt!
You run
in the path of my light.
That's her voice?!
How can you lead me
when I am your guide?
Are you being literal
or allegorical?
Me no like!
Run, Jake, run!
But she said
I'm running in her light!
Who gives a donk?!
Just go!
All right, where's
your measuring equipment?
I need to see
some charts!
And tubes...
Where are your tubes?
This process
uses no tubes
and involves no quantifiable
measurements.
Calm your mind and let the
crystal medium work its magi...
It's science.
All right, pep.
I just wish I could do more
for her.
There, there.
We're all worried
about Marceline.
That's not really
why I'm crying.
Princess,
we really miss you!
Come on, guys,
it's all right.
Oh!
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Okay, finished.
- That's it?
You just go "shu, shu, shu"
with your hands?
Don't question
my methods!
This is my world.
Okay, what now, then?
We wait, like,
two hours.
Oh.
Let's do something else.
Like what?
Mm, video games?
I don't like video games.
Me neither.
I don't even have a system
to play on or anything.
I got a video game
back at my place.
But I just got it
so I could stay in shape.
How do you get in shape
playing a game?
Uh...
It's like a yoga video.
So it's not
a game at all.
No, it is.
It's a video game.
Uh, it's a video.
Yes.
A yoga video.
Game.
- A game.
- Video.
You guys.
We brought the moon!
What do we do?
Die like pigs!
Hold her off
till Marcy wakes up!
She's not doing anything.
You gonna try something?
Okay, I guess.
Whoops!
What was that?!
I don't know, man, I think
I just got tapped out!
"Tap out"?
When do you ever tap out?
Pigs!
She's doing
something weird!
Jake, help!
- I can't!
- I feel like
I'm in a slow-motion
terror dream!
Banana guards, help!
Princess,
I can't stop her!
You kind of have to, Finn!
Rats!
Okay, let me get my sword.
Marceline!
It's locked, dipstick!
Open, pig! Open, pig!
Pigs!
Come on, Marcy, wake up!
Wake up!
♪ It's spring again ♪
♪ And the yard is full ♪
♪ Of tiny flowers ♪
♪ You used to call them weeds ♪
♪ And you k*lled them all ♪
♪ But they were
growing too tall ♪
What?!
I can't hear you!
I said, "wake up,
Marceline."
What?!
Wake u...
Huh?
Pigs!
Pigs!
You!
Marceline!
Pigs, pigs!
Did you just yell "pigs"
at the lock until it opened?
Oh! Oh!
In your face!
Marcy, now!
Finn.
Yes!
Finn, she's dead.
Oh, thank glob.
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