♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We're going to
a very distant land ♪
♪ With Finn and Jake
and Marceline ♪
♪ and Princess Bubblegum ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
"Evil is rising.
In vile power, the fiend walks
among us again...
The Vampire King.
With all my investigations
into the supernatural,
I should know better,
but I can't help it.
I'm dying to see him in person!"
I probably will die
if I see him in person.
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Bubblegum sent me
for the bucket.
- Dozo.
- Merci and adios.
Wait!
Uh, how's it going?
It's good, you know?
Uh, Marceline's
got all her powers back.
She's getting ready
to give The Vampire King
a big, fat whompin',
uh, I hope.
Um,
while that's going down,
do you think
you could ask The V.K.
to sign something
for me?
That would be weird.
You're weird.
♪ Makin' stake-uhs,
makin' mega-stake-uhs ♪
♪ Take some stake-uhs,
and I make a mega-stake-uh ♪
I dreamed about you
while I was in my poison coma.
I was all old
and withered,
and you were still
nice and pink.
You think I'm nice?
Aw, brains, I lost count!
That's okay.
I'm done with bat Jacks.
I have this weird
feeling in my tums.
'Cause you're scared
of The Vampire King?
No, it's not fear.
I know what that feels like.
So maybe it's love?
Ohh! What is it?!
It's the herald
of a new snack dawn!
Oh, yeah.
I arranged a little
snacky-snack for the team.
I love you, Bonnibel.
Yeah, me too, Bonnibel.
Oh!
Holy macaroni!
Can we do this all the time?
Later, we can,
all the time.
But for now-now, we got to
get our plan together.
Easy... first,
take down The V.K.,
k*ll him,
destroy him, and...
k*ll him!
I like this plan!
It's got good bones!
Well, the devil's
in the details.
Like, how do
we even find him?
I come to you!
Vampire King!
In the flesh!
Not for long, sucka!
Whoa!
I just want to talk.
Oh, really?
Why don't you step inside
for a nice chat?!
Aah!
No, thank you.
Whoa-oh-oh!
Just hear me out,
Marceline.
Hear this!
Yowch!
Will you calm down
and listen to...
sh**t.
Sorry.
Stay calm.
And nobody gets hurt.
I know what you must think of me.
And you'd be right.
My thirst for blood
is an awesome force.
But in these new times,
I have a chance to try...
A different course.
I think I want to...
Roll out!
Thorn arm...
Activate!
You gonna help or what?
Let me finish my thought.
Stake you!
Okay, go ahead.
This is the old way...
Agents of darkness and light
in a tug-of-w*r.
But now a creature can
step out of that struggle.
In this age, why would I want
be the Vampire King anymore.
I don't know.
Why would you?!
I wouldn't.
I submit.
Remove the vampire essence
from my blood.
Free me from the shackles
of my station.
Hyah!
Finn, what the heck?!
It's against my code
to strike a foe
who's raised their bottom
to the sky.
The enchiridion
explicitly states so.
- Demma your rules.
- Demma good rule, dough.
Out of my way!
Look, eh?
Look at these babies...
These pleading puppies.
Hyah!
Ohh!
Whoops!
Should have staked him.
How many times do you
want to do this, Marceline?
Our lives are magnetized.
We're in
a negative loop.
But we can change our outcome
this time!
I like the outcome
where you get staked!
And you become
a vampire?
Marceline...
I know I was ruthless
in the past, but tell me,
what's the one thing
you've noticed about the world
since you b*at me
all those hundreds of years ago?
Everything repeats
over and over again.
No one learns
anything
because no one lives long enough
to see the pattern, I guess.
But you've lived
long enough.
I know, duh.
And you still think
this is the right way...
Fighting me?
The other way's like
a black hole... an unknown.
So let's consult a witch.
No witches.
I'm not afraid
of the unknown!
I have the power
to change destiny!
Queen of vampires!
You weigh the scales of fate!
Spill my guts
or face the unknown!
Either way,
I will not bite!
For turning you would subjugate
me to the wheel of fortune,
and I am a king,
not a hamster.
My path runs
straight into the void
on a sick flaming chariot!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Stake me!
I will not hide!
Do it, chicken!
You make me sick!
Okay, dag!
- We'll take your stupid thing out!
- My what?
- Your dang vamp juice, come on!
- Cool.
- Let 'er rip!
- Wait!
Huh? Aah!
Whoops!
- Truce, you guys.
- No funny business.
"No funny business"
us or you?!
Him.
What happened
to your pants?
- Uh...
- Hold that thought!
Oof!
Finish him!
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam!
Finn, you can stop.
Oh, okay,
now we're stopping.
- Sorry, dude.
- It's chill.
See?
No funny business.
- Hey, Jake?
- What?
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Be cool.
Be like, "how's it going, V.K.?
I'm Peppermint B.,
and I know all about you."
No. That sounds lame.
"Yo, V.K.,
sign my book, jerk!"
No.
We're home!
Is the lab ready?
Of course.
Is he here?
Hey.
Say something!
Ask him to sign the book!
Uh...
Do it!
He's getting away!
Wait!
Just a sec!
Can you sign...
Sorry, too late.
Hey, peppermint Butler,
I can hear your brains.
Look inside your book.
Okay, shields down,
everybody!
A psychic autograph!
Thank you,
Your Darkness.
Here we go!
Aaaaah!
Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
His vampire essence
is now completely drained.
Well, let's see
what we've got left.
Kitty!
Best makeover ever!
Mmm.
Hey, Pep.
Milady?
Are you sure your peepers
are all right?
My inner vision is
extraordinarily developed.
Okay, great,
'cause I need you to go
into the secret catacombs
and bury this nasty
bucket of sludge
in the deep,
deep down.
Just be uber-duber careful
not to drop it.
Pure vampire essence
this powerful
could kaboom reality
off its whack.
- Don't drop the bucket.
- Exactly.
Will do.
Whoa!
Unh!
Aaaaah!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Whew!
Mm, bucky.
N-o-o-o-o-o...