07x20 - Bad Jubies

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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07x20 - Bad Jubies

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 07 Episode 20

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Episode Title: "Bad Jubies"

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So, then Melissa's like,
"what do you think of him?"

And I'm all, "well, he's no

- ray of sunshine or whatever."
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You know these people you just
get, like, neggy vibes from?

Yeah, like bad jubies
or something.

Totally.

They just put everyone
in a wack mood

with their bad jubies.

Whoops.

Oh, man.
My body feels weird.

Uh, dude, that's 'cause
you just got glide-sliced

by the ice duo.
Heh, heh, heh.

Yeah, my body
feels weird, too.

- Here, Finn, feel this.
- Ah!

Whoa!

Too much electricity
to the noggin, bro.

- He'll be fine.
- Oh!

- See? Fine.
- Heh!

That was weird.

This is a storm alert
from the automated weather service

in effect for the grasslands
and all surrounding areas.

Residents must evacuate
or seek shelter immediately.

Wait, what?!

And now your local forecast.

Today, expect stormnado winds
and an impending monsoonami,

flurricanes possible.

Chance of survival 29%.

How long's
this gonna last, man?

A whole week!?

What do we do?!

My dudes, check it.

Super-sweet underground
bunker time!

But we got to build
this thing fast.

I'll collect
building materials.

BMO, you stock up on water.

LSP, you gather food.

And Jake, you...
Where'd he go?

Jake!
Hey, man.

Whatcha doing up here?

We need help building the
underground thingumajiggy.

I think I just need a little
time up here for a minute, dude.

What is it, man?
Nervous poots?

Uh... Naw.
Naw, man, nothing like that.

It's cool, man.
Just come down soon.

We're gonna
need your help.

Hmm...

Oh, man! This is
gonna take me all day.

Where you getting
all that food, LSP?

I took it
from that guy's house.

What?! Chill, homie.
Nobody's there.

It's, like, abandoned
or something.

Yeah? Oh-kay.

BMO, what is
the deal with Jake?

Oh, he's down
by the river.

But shouldn't he be
helping us?

My arms are already,
like, super-tired

from carrying
all those bags of chips.

This isn't fair!

Oh, okay.

The BMO
will talk to him.

Hmph!

Water bot!

I am the water bot!

I have a water body!

Oops!

I will never know the pleasures
of skinny dipping.

Jake!

Hey, there, buddy.

Jake!

Jake!
There you are!

The storm
is getting closer.

Look!

We need your help.

Well the thing is,
I've been working on this thing,

and... I've been collecting,
like, lots of stuff.

Um, I just can't
really show anybody yet.

But trust me, man,
it'll be great, I promise.

But... But Jake,
I don't see anything here.

You're thinking too much
with those eyeballs,

not enough
with your mind hole...

Or whatever computer thingy
you got up in there.

I'll catch ya later, man!
Don't worry.

Nailed it.

Lousy Finn and cans...

Jake... Making me put
these cans on the shelf...

Unh... Unh...

That's it!

Is Jake staying
in this bunker or what?!

I mean, of course.
It's for everyone.

But he hasn't lumping
done anything!

Oh, but he said he was
working on something.

Get real, BMO!
That fool needs to get schooled.

Oh, heck no! Unh-uh!

Excuse me!
Are you not aware

that we are all working
our steamy butts off down there

so we don't get wiped out
by this crazy sky nightmare?!

Whoa, whoa. Hold up.

I'm working on something
up here. It...

I see nothing!
You're working on nothing!

Look, LSP, can we just
take a moment

to appreciate this moment?

Look at this
crazy sweet sunset.

When's the next time you're
gonna see a sunset like this?

Or any sunset, really?

Who knows how long
we'll be down there?

Waaaaaah!

I obviously love sunsets
and cute animals,

but we don't have time
for this right now!

But I...
You know what?

I just can't
with you right now.

Can't what?

Jake!
He hates lightning.

Ah, Jake, you're back.

Yeah. Heh. So, what'd
you bring, man?

Heard you were working on
something big.

Well, I've been jotting some
stuff down in my notebook.

Oh, cool.
Like survival tips and junk?

No, not really.
It's more like... Um...

It's a surprise.

Oh. So, you didn't bring
anything.

Oh, snap!

Got to seal the door!

BMO, light this baby up.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Okay.
All boarded up.

Now we wait.

We just wait?
That's it?

Can we at least play a game
or something?

I'm already bored.

Sure. What game?

Spin the bottle.

Yeegh!
Sorry, LSP.

Ain't got no bottles.

Yes, we do.

Yo, what gives?
We got to ration that water!

I have needs, Finn!

Just sit there, then.

I'll be texting Brad
until you change your min...

And that's why you should
never rely on technology.

No offense, BMO.

Is she okay?

Yeah, I think
she's already asleep.

Hey, you guys hungry?

- Mm-hmm.
- Hungry...

Yo, LSP,
throw me some chips.

No more chips.

How about some of them
bean-beans?

No. No more.

Looks like we got a can of,
like, beet... Something.

Wait, what?
Is that all that's left?

I was hungies!

You ate all the food?!
I can't believe you!

Whatever, Finn.
I'm not here to make friends.

I'm here to not die.

Aah!

Finn, the door!

You were supposed to
secure the door!

BMO, you saw me do it!

That wood must be bunk
or something!

Yeah, I think
this food's bunk, too.

It expires in...

29 years ago.

Oh, glob! Aaaah!

I knew raiding that house
was a bad idea.

Well, maybe... maybe I could've
built something better

if I had some help from, oh,
I don't know, my best friend!

Aaah!

NOoo!

BMO!

What'd I miss?!

Why is it dark now?

Yeah, I broke it.
Whatever.

Guys, I think this storm is
more than just some scary clouds

and weather junk.

We've been treating each other
like ding-dongs

since we've been down here.

Duh!
This bunker is the worst!

Nah, nah.
I think this storm's carrying

some major negative energy
or something.

Bad jubies.

It's making us all
go nanners!

I think I can help,
though.

Let me show you
what I've been working on.

It is so beautiful!

Holy tornado twins!

Peek-a-boo!
I'mma hurt you!

No!
Don't hurt us!

But I only feel good
about myself

when I knock
other people down!

I told you, man!

This storm's got
an attitude problem!

Jake, you got to help us
get back to our happy place.

The only way to fight bad jubies
is with good jubies!

Aah!

Finn,
I can't keep this up solo!

But we can't make
all those sounds!

No time to be
self-conscious, man!

Get on this b*at!

Swish! Swish!
Brrn-ka!

Swish! Swish!

Caw! C-caw! Whoa!
Tweet! Tweet!

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

What are
those noises?!

The sound
of good vibes!

Yeah!
The dope beats of life!

It makes
me feel some type of way.

How about you pause
that stormin' for a sec

so you can hear
the rest of it?

Wait. Wait, wait. That one.
Wh-wh-what's that one?

- No, no, no.
- That "tweet tweet" one.

Yes! Ohh...

I haven't heard that sound
since I was a baby breeze.

What? You forgot
what a bird sounds like?

No wonder
you're depressed!

You know, you should really stop
and slow down more often.

Yeah.
You get to hear life happening.

Makes you feel good.

Ahhhh.

You're right!

I've been a freaky storm
for so long

that I forgot it's okay
to be a breeze sometimes.

I-If you'll excuse me,

I'm going to explore
the rest of this beautiful day.

Wait! Here, man.
Take my notebook.

It's got the sheet music
to my jam.

Really?
You would do that?

Yeah, just take it.

Thank you so much,
stretchy dog.

This is one of the nicest things
anyone's ever done for me.

Outey!

Yes!
The sun!

Hoo-hoo!

I am sorry
we doubted you, Jake.

Ditto.

Proud of you,
man.

Aah!

♪♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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