07x21 - A King's Ransom

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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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07x21 - A King's Ransom

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME*
Season 07 Episode 21

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Title: "King's Ransom"

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All right!

Where is he?!

Ice King?!

Where is he?!

Jake?
He's right there.

Man, Ice King,
you better roll on.

Where
are you hiding him?!

Who
are you talking about?

It's Gunter!
He's gone missing!

You in there, goontz?

Ice King,
we didn't take Gunter.

Come on, man,
not the food.

Daddy's here
to save you, goonty!

What makes you think
we took him?

'Cause it's obvious...
You took Gunter,

because Gunter is like
your Jake.

Wait, what?

Or maybe Gunter's like
your Finn.

The point is, you guys have
always resented us

for that fact, and that right
there constitutes motive...

And conspiracy to harm

my little road dog,
Gunter!

Oh, ho, hoh! Hey, Jake,
do you think you could, like,

turn into a little Gunter
and go over to him?

That's gonna be
kind of weird.

Yeah, but
it'll calm him down, so...

All right, all right,
all right.

Wenk, wenk.

Aww, look
at the little guy.

You want to try telling us
what happened?

Okay, so,
we were watching

some young men's junior
figure skating championships

on the tube...
Semi-finals.

I went to the kitchen to fix us
up something to eat.

When I came back,
he was gone.

Hmm...

What do you think, Jake? Should we
check out the Ice Kingdom for clues?

Or we could get
a real good night's sleep

and start fresh
and early in the morning.

Wenk, wenk.

- Gunter! - Gunter!
- Gunter! - Gunter!

- Hey, Gunter!
- Gunter?!

See?
He's gone.

You're sure
you've checked everywhere?

He's not
behind the fridge.

He's not hanging
with his boys.

- Wenk, wenk.
- Wenk, wenk.

He's not anywhere near
that ransom note.

Did you just say
"ransom note"?!

Yeah, what?
You guys act like

you ain't never heard
of no ransom note before.

"If you ever want
to see Gunter again,

go to moose bone clearing
in the forgotten forest.

Come alone.
Don't bring any cops."

Oh, no, we better go do
what he says!

I'm coming
for you, Gunter!

You know, this could all just be
some kind of a goof.

He seems for real.

- Yo, Ice King, wait up!
- Yo, Ice King, wait up!

Hey, man,
we're coming with you.

But they said no cops.

We're not cops.

Yeah, we are!

And this cop is your best chance
at finding Gunter!

There's
moose bone clearing!

I wonder if it's called that because
it's shaped like a moose bone.

Okay, we're
right behind you.

Put the crown
on the ground and leave.

Cops... what cops?

I-I didn't mention
any cops.

Oh, wait, I mean...
First, show me Gunter.

No.

Okay.

Poor Gunter.
I hope he's okay.

This is the day
I found him.

And this is
his first birthday.

His 15th birthday.

His 115th birthday.

The last time I saw Gunter,

I was yelling at him
for pooting.

But it wasn't Gunter
who pooted.

It was me!

Hey, man,
you can't blame yourself.

Everybody poots.

Get him!

Hey!

Foxes?

Uh, hand it over!

Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?!

Jake!
Whoa, dude!

You take those eight,
and I'll take that one.

Okay, jakesies...
Fox hunt.

- Aah!
- Aah!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Gotcha!

It's a tinfoil fake!

Whoa!

Don't worry, guys!

The cavalry's here!

Ow!

This isn't working as well
as I thought it would!

Oh, give that back!

These foxes think
they can outfox Ice King.

Time to pay a visit
to a foxy old friend.

Boy, I can't believe
how soft and warm

and perfectly molded
to my body this bed is.

I think I'm just gonna see
how long I can stay here.

All right!

Uhh...
Who's there?!

All right, up, up!
Out of bed!

I-Ice King?

You guys took one of mine.
Now I'm taking one of yours.

Tip for tap!

Uhh, geez Louise, can't you see
I'm all tucked in?

I bet it's pretty nice
and cozy in there.

Well, let's see
how nice and cozy it is

with only one pillow!

Not the pillow...
Aw, man!

I had nothing to do
with it, okay?

What do you know?!

Easy on the sheets, man,
come on!

All I know is
somebody was rounding up foxes

for some kind of job.

But I wanted
no part of it... honest.

Give me a name!

Look, I never saw
a face, okay?

All I saw was a tin can
on a string...

Just your run-of-the-mill,

garden-variety tin can
on a string!

Wenk!

Ugh!
Ha-ha!

Foiled again, huh?
Get it?

"Foiled"?

How long you gonna stay
like that?

I don't know.
It's pretty nice back support.

Hey, guys!
I just got valuable Intel!

- Aah!
- Aah!

What happened
to your face, man?!

What?
Oh, you mean this?

That's just something
that happens

when I'm, like, Miles and Miles
away from the crown.

You actually look
kind of good like that.

Nice, full beard,
little button nose...

You look tight!

Thanks, dudes.

So I found out
that our perp has been using

some kind of tin can
to communicate.

Tin can... oh, hey, I think
I saw one over there.

Hah!
I found it!

Gunter?!
I love you, Gunter!

Daddy's coming
for you!

Hello?
Agh!

Wait...
Maybe if we follow the string,

it'll lead us
to the kidnappers.

Oh, yeah.
Good call!

- Hurry! Get in!
- Shotty!

I hope they've been
feeding him right.

If he doesn't like his food,

he'll just spit it
right back at you.

Finn still does that.

Man, the only reason
I spit those meatballs up is

because they were,
like, hecka-old.

Oh, yeah, my bad.

Ooh!

Oh, Gunter!

Aw, he's starting to get gross
on my cushions.

That's nasty.

Hmm...
Oh, wait a minute!

Aah!

Yoink!

Whoa!

Sorry.

You're sorry?!
That's all you've got to say?!

I was only trying
to help.

Ice King, hold up!

- You see that?
- You mean his shnoz?

I think it does that when
it's pointing at the crown...

Like a big old
nose compass.

Hot. Hot.

Hot!

Cold.

Hot.

Hotter!

Scorchin'!

Look!

The rest of the string leads
into that cave!

Lava!

I can't cross that.
I'll get hot feet!

I'll stretch us across.
It'll be a cakewalk.

No!

- I have to save him.
- What?

Being rescued is
an important bonding experience.

It has to be me.

Finn!

Listen, Simon,
as a fellow animal lover,

I respect your passion.

We'll hang back.

But what about Gunter?

He'll give up
in a hot second.

- Then, we jump in and help.
- Ow.

Finn,
you're so smart.

Okay, Gunter,
here I come!

Lava-freeze!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Ow! Ow!

Ow, ow, ow ow,
ow, ow, ow!

- Ice King, no!
- Ice King, no!

- Nice!
- Yes!

That's far enough.

You got my crown...

But you didn't give me
my Gunter.

Now I've got hot feet,
but no Gunter!

I would give a million,
billion, gazillion crowns

and every hot feet
in the world

for just one Gunter!

You!

You're buh-buh-buh...

Beautiful!

Wenk, wenk.

Gunter!
Isn't she beautiful?

Uh, look, if you want him,
you can have him...

For a hug!

All right,
close your eyes.

Oh, boy.

Wenk, wenk.

Hey, look,
she left me a prezzie.

Huh, feels
kind of different.

Okay,
let's go home, goontz.

That's pretty cool.

♪♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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