Hey, Johnny.
Look at this.
It's the notorious poop g*ng
making a big mess all over
our five-way intersection.
Your five-way
intersection?
This is
our five-way intersection.
No, no.
It's theirs.
Ours is, like,
way over there.
Well, if they want it,
they can take it.
You hear that, boys?
Fire us up, Hugo.
Uh...
Yeah, well,
whatever, marshmallow kids.
Okay, you guys, let's get
this over to the orphanage
for their charity jam sale.
Bless you,
marshmallow kids.
Always keeping
the bad elements at bay.
Hey, Tommy, is it okay
if me and the boys
set up a small card table
outside the tavern?
We're thinking about
playing some games.
Games?
I like games.
Sure, Tommy.
Who doesn't?
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
That one.
You win again!
- Yeah!
- Yeah, all right!
Hmm? This guy just won
five times in a row!
Huh.
Quickest 100 bucks I ever made!
- Golly.
- Okay, same as before.
Let's do it some more.
The way to make money
is to point...
To the shell with the pea.
Gee.
Huh! I know!
Ho! How much can I wager?
As much as you've got.
And they laugh at me
for carrying my life savings
in my pocket...
That one.
Ooh!
There we go.
Banana guards, move out!
Let's roll.
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh! Wee...
Where'd they go?
Jake!
They're in tunnel four!
Yeah!
Banana guards
ain't never gonna get us.
End of the line,
marshmallow kids.
- Aw!
- Aw!
Okay, Jake.
Scare 'em straight.
That's right.
I used to be like you kids...
Making 20 bucks a day,
feeling like a king.
Uh, we make
500 bucks a day.
500 bucks?!
Wow.
That's a lot.
500 bucks... A day.
Okay, Jake.
Why don't you take off?
I think I got this.
Wow. 500 bucks.
Wow.
Sorry, guys, but I got to take
y'all in for baby booking.
- Aw, man! Not again!
- Oh! Come on!
Eh, forget it, fellas.
Finn doesn't know what it's like
to grow up on the streets.
He lives in a tree.
- Whoa!
- No way!
We've never even
seen a tree.
That can't be true.
There's a tree
right over there.
That's a tree?
It's beautiful!
Us street kids sure
are learning a lot from you.
More than we'd ever learn from
baby booking, that's for sure.
Hmm.
Hey, peebs, I think all these
scamps need is a nature walk.
Sounds good, Finn.
I trust you.
Ha ha!
All right!
You hear that, g*ng?
Finn's taking us
out of the city!
- Yay!
- Yeah, yay!
Look at
all these bugs.
Just like
in my mom's kitchen.
Look at me! I'm a rock climber!
I'm flying!
If you guys think
this biz is cool,
check out
this other biz.
See this fallen tree?
Jake and I laid it
over this river last summer,
and we call it
"shortcut bridge."
Check it.
- Wow!
- Ooh!
- So cool!
- Wow!
Pretty cool, huh?
Now you guys!
Okay!
Yeah!
That's it, Gary!
Guys, cheer him on!
Yay!
- Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary!
- Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary!
Gary, be careful!
- Gary!
- Gary!
Thanks for pulling me out
of that water street, Finn.
It's called a river, Gary.
A river.
Boy, wait till
I tell the fellas.
Hey, fellas.
What are you doing there?
Trying to build a
Aw, what?!
I went out on a limb
for you guys.
What's a limb?
A limb
is like a branch on a...
This guy.
How'd we do, boys?
We made
about 42 nuts.
Holy cats.
These forest folks
are some grade-a rubes.
Easy pickings,
I tell you.
Sucker city!
Hey, you guys tricked me.
Hey, wait!
Hey, Finn, just wanted to see
how the nature walk is going.
Uh...
You know,
those marshmallow kids
remind me of you
when you were a young lad.
Uh...
I'm glad you're helping them
get on the right path.
Thanks.
Okay, got to run.
I'll assume
everything's great
because if it wasn't, you would
have said something. Bye.
You lied to her.
You're worse
than us.
No, you guys.
He's better than us.
- Huh?
- Huh?
He just pulled one over
on the princess.
But he's a dope!
Nah.
Don't you get it?
He's just pretending
to be a dope,
but deep down,
he's a grifter like us.
What?
See?
Look at him right now.
He's all, "who... me?"
Ha.
We could learn a lot
from him.
Teach us
everything you know, Finn.
I guess that works.
We have to keep warm
in the woods,
so we're gonna build
a fire.
So, you take a minimum
of two sticks,
and you rub them together.
- Huh?
- Huh?
Um, okay.
You need to scam
a couple of sticks.
You can usually spot
your average dimwitted sticks
around these tree dummies.
You trick them into a bundle
like so.
You grab two... Marks
and defraud them
into rubbing together.
You flimflam your breath
onto the sticks.
You bamboozle
these flaming idiot sticks
onto the other marks.
And all of them
will catch on fire...
Like a bunch
of suckers.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
These sticks
are stone-cold dopes.
Looks like the clouds
are gonna drop a dime on us.
So I'll show youse guys
how to build a shelter.
- Build?
- Build?
Yeah. You can always scam
nature into being a shelter.
You find
a couple more branch rubes.
You mislead
the longest branch
to lay horizontal
between two blockhead trees.
Then you double-cross
some leafy boughs
into leaning
against each other.
Bam!
You got a roof.
You like how I did that?
You got to be
real conniving.
Stick with me, boys.
I'll teach you
all the forest hustles.
When you get hungry, you sneak
up to a "boosh," and wham!
You hoax the berries.
Heh!
Food for nothing!
These bushes
are some easy marks, fellas.
Good thing we scammed a fire.
Yeah.
This open air would have
hoodwinked our body temperature.
Toss me some
of those sweet bloobies, Gary.
Hup!
I got to get
a picture of this.
Wish I had a camera.
I'll just try
to remember it good.
And...
Perfect.
Caramel quicksand!
Mallow kids, help!
I'm sinking!
Say, what kind of scam
is this?
Aah! It's no scam!
I'm really sinking!
Oh, wait. Do you want us
to scam the quicksand?
Throw me, uh...
Scam me a rope!
You fellas see
any fancy ropes around here?
Hey, you! Vine!
Whoops.
Hey,
I barely touched him.
Heck, I know
I'd rather be a rope
than a boring old vine.
Yeah, you want to be
a dumb plant your whole life?
I'm sinking, dagnabit!
How are we gonna scam
this vine
into being thrown
over to Finn?
Just yank it down!
Yank it down?
What does that mean?
Hey, fellas,
you know what always works?
Pea, pea. Where's the pea? Gee.
I don't like
the looks of this.
We have
to go old school.
- No way, man.
- No way, man.
We promised ourselves
never to go old school
unless things
got serious.
Things have gotten serious.
Maybe this vine needs
a sandwich packed with a slap!
How does
my slap sandwich taste?
You're a rope
from now on, see?
- You want some more?
- How does this feel?
You need some more
of this?
Aw, geez.
We k*lled him.
- Yay!
- Yay!
Finn! Finn! Finn!
Thanks,
marshmallow kids.
I thought
I was going to sink forever.
But we failed your test,
Mr. Finn.
We couldn't scam this guy
into being a rope.
We had to resort
to low v*olence.
- We ain't worthy to be your students.
- We ain't worthy to be your students.
You can't use scams to save
somebody from quicksand.
You kids weren't scamming sticks
or branches or anything.
You've been camping
the whole time.
- No scam?!
- No scam?!
Wow. You scammed us into
thinking we were scamming.
You scammed us good.
You're our hero.
Nothing was a scam.
Yeah, right.
No scam!
No scam!
I give up.
So, Finn, how are
the marshmallow kids doing?
Eh?
Fellas!
I'm scamming these numbers
into subtracting themselves
from each other.
Ha ha. Suckers.
We're scamming this globe into
teaching us about geography.
I had to get kind of rough
with this book,
but now it's putting thoughts
into my head...
For nothing!
You did
a wonderful job, Finn.
Now all we need to do
is worry about him.
Same as before.
Let's do it some more.
Jake.
Uh...
These gentlemen
dropped their shells.
Heh. Gah-ooh...
♪♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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