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♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[Video game music plays]
BMO, I've been playing
this 72 hours straight.
Can I please save after this battle?
No, it takes up too much brain space.
I'm out of candles. Huh?!
Man, if Finn were here,
we'd be doing this in shifts.
Oh, well, let's keep grinding.
I cannot talk and run this
game at the same time.
Nooooo!
Well, I guess that means I'm free.
I live again!
♪ My name is Jake, and I love my life ♪
♪ Kissin' on lady 'cause
she's basically my wife ♪
♪ Fixin' up NEPTR 'cause
he fell from a tree ♪
♪ Catchin' up with Maja and A.P.T.W.E. ♪
♪ Maja's in a coma, and
she might not wake up ♪
♪ I'm glad you got a friend now,
even though that's messed up ♪
♪ Take TV to the market
to get him into fruits ♪
♪ Take a little nappy
in my blanket cocoon ♪
♪ Wake up really early just
to cook for my friends ♪
♪ Later in the field at night,
I thought I saw death ♪
♪ Made myself a boat, and
I sailed with a whale ♪
♪ Took TV to the market
so he could try kale ♪
♪ and some other stuff ♪
Ahh.
Nice song, Jake.
What a crazy two weeks.
I think I'm ready to hole up
and go round two on "Age of Grinders."
But where's Finn? I need
him on this adventure.
Uh, well...
Hold on. What?
If you don't know, I'm not sure
it's my business to tell you.
Don't you dare, Shelby!
Give up that greasy gossip!
Word on the street is Finn's
been hangin' with a new lady.
Who the honk is it?
I don't... muscle princess.
It's perfect.
I don't... Me-Mow from the future!
[Gasps] Nobody knows.
Finn's been keeping
this on the super D.L.
Why?
He's just trying to
be careful this time.
Oh, yeah, I get it.
But I still got to know
who this girl is.
Okay, just don't blow up his spot.
I won't!
Ooh! Ohh!
Hey, Jake. Oh, hey, science cat.
Where's sword shark?
He d*ed of old age.
Hey, are you gonna find out
who Finn's girlfriend is?
Who told you that?
Word gets around, man.
Not to me, apparently.
Let me know the dirt when you find out.
I won't!
[Sniffing]
[Flute playing]
Huh? What's that?
Sounds like a flute coming
from above the canopy.
[Flute continues]
[Gasps]
Huntress Wizard!
Stop.
[Playing stops]
This isn't working, Finn.
Dude. [Screams]
Oh, hi, Jake. What are you doing here?
I wanted to check out
your new lady friend,
but I guess she just dumped you
like a diaper in the dirt, bro.
[Crying] I'm sorry, man. [Sobs]
I want you to have a healthy
relationship with someone cool.
That's so sweet, Jake. I love you, man.
Me, too, man.
Okay. I'm okay.
But, dude, me and Huntress
Wizard weren't together.
We're just trying to conjure
up the spirit of the forest
with my flute spell.
What the blood are you talking about?
It went down like this.
I was just minding my own business
in my new alone place
I've been hanging out at.
[Gurgling]
[Flute playing]
[Pbht!]
Hello.
How are you playing like that?
I don't know. I'm just making stuff up.
Something in your notes has the quality
of a powerful evocation spell.
What spirit guides your hands?
Tell me, or I'll put this up your nose.
First off, I'm a great fighter.
And I'm especially agile
when I'm nude, so good luck.
Second, my flute improv ain't no secret.
I let my grass hand
do whatever it wants,
which is usually sort
of shreddy and busy.
Let me see that hand.
You're what I've been looking for.
Lookin' for a dope boyfriend.
No, man, she thinks my
grass arm flute playing
could summon the spirit of the forest.
I've been playing different
songs for two weeks, though,
and he hasn't shown up yet.
Who's that, her ex-boyfriend?
Uh, I guess they used to hang out
but maybe in some kind of
mentor-student capacity.
So my theory holds.
You can still make this happen.
Yeah, I really want to help
her summon this dude.
Finn, that's not why you're here.
That's why I'm here.
Come on, let's make some magic happen.
Yeah, my magic flute spell.
Ohh! Finn.
[Both scream]
I had an idea.
Hi.
I think the problem is your flute.
We should make you a better
one from a magical tusk.
Like the tusk of the
legendary thunderboar
that lives in these woods.
I'm down for whatever if it helps.
I'm also here.
Hey, what's up?
It's late.
Why don't you guys crash
at my place tonight?
We'll start the hunt first
thing in the morning.
Ha-ha! I'm like your
sleepover chaperone.
Grow up. You grow up, you teen!
So, yeah, here's the place.
We got some nice soft
dirt right over here.
Pantry, in case you
want a snack, bathroom.
I got a console if you get bored,
but it was a gift, so I
haven't really set it up yet.
Night, boys.
[Snores]
Jake: Dude, I think I figured it out.
You can't summon the
spirit of the forest
'cause you ain't playing
that flute for him.
You got a crush on H.W.
H.W.'s just training me to
live an ascetic life like her.
Mm-kay, I buy that
for like zero seconds.
Before we hunt the thunderboar,
you should drink from
this enchanted spring.
It might give you crazy dreams,
but when you wake up,
you'll be immune to the
boar's electrical att*cks.
Let's roll those dice. [Gulping]
Hey, dude, are you sure
you want to do that?
Mm-hmm. Blah!
I've had plenty of weird
dreams befo... okay!
That was fast. [Chirps]
Welcome. I am the spirit of the forest.
Wow, dude, we've been trying
to summon you for weeks.
And why do you seek me?
I don't, personally,
but Huntress Wizard really
wants to talk to you, man.
Did you know that a wolf's eyes
are on the front of its head?
But, yeah, didn't you guys used to hang?
Most predatory species are like that.
This little buddy doesn't
even know I'm here.
Fella, I don't want to have
a science talk right now.
Huntress Wizard only
sees straight ahead.
Eyes on the prize.
Now, why did you really need to see me?
Oh, yeah! Can you make me
immune to electricity?
Here. Whoa.
Now plunge that into your heart.
And this'll give me
immunity to electricity?
I'll do it... To help Huntress Wizard.
Aah!
How long was I out?
Seven long, harrowing seconds.
Hold still.
[Electricity crackles]
Yeah, feels fine. Great.
Now we can hunt down the thunderboar.
Oh, yeah, the boar.
Try to stay focused.
Magic dog, what do you smell?
[Sniffs]
Mostly Finn but also some
kind of giant wild pig.
There!
[Grunts]
[Squealing]
Jake's joking. I smell fine.
[Grunts]
Eee!
Hey!
Good work.
You just wanted a tusk?
You could have asked!
Oh.
[Inhales sharply]
[Flute playing]
You can stop.
He is not coming.
He's gone for good,
and I should just deal.
Maybe if I played it a little
jazzier, like all syncopated?
Hey! Why don't you two
try playing together?
Use that chemistry to guide the music.
Yeah, just get in there. Cozy up.
I guess we've tried everything else.
[Flutes playing]
Wow!
What?!
Who summons me with the
sweet song of longing?
Oh, hey-oh. Can you see me now?
Yes.
How's it been going?
I've been talking to a lot of twigs.
Where have you been, dude?
I've been right here.
But the forces that drew us close
became obscured
as you drifted into the
lifestyles of magic city livin'.
Attracting forces come and go.
It's the way of the world.
I still can't tell if you guys dated.
But I'm ready to come back now.
- Are you, though?
- That's what I'm saying.
Finn, who was your flute spell for?
Um...
I was playing my flute
for you the whole time,
but I knew you had a thing with
this dude, and he seems cool,
so I was just gonna keep
playing this flute song
about my secret feelings
until my flute broke.
I, uh... I worry that
hard meat don't get eat.
That is to say if I ever
find what I'm looking for,
I'll become soft and I'll cease
to matter in this world.
What?
Fear of softness is what drove me
to the mad and sad world of wizarding.
And, Finn...
Yeah? What?
[Gasps]
My flute spell was for you, too.
You're an exceptional beast,
and you have great hair.
But exceptional beasts like
us cannot fall in love.
That is the secret of ordinary people.
Uh, that's real dumb.
I agree.
Wait, you agree with me or her?
Take it easy, Huntress Wizard.
Man, I can't believe all you can do
is upgrade your armor in this game.
It's all about patience
and treating each grueling,
repetitive battle
as if it were your first.
Finn: Oh, snap! Finally!
Whoo! Whoo!
Blah! Blah!
What a bad and boring game.
It was just what I needed.
I'm sorry it didn't work
out with Huntress Wizard.
She just needs time to
miss how cool you are.
Attracting forces come and go, man.
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