08x08 - Elemental

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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08x08 - Elemental

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[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins chirp]

[Screeches]

[All cheering]

[Screeches]

[Quacks]

I "Adventure Time" J“

I Come on, grab your friends J“

J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

J“ The fun will never end J“

I It's "Adventure Time" I

Honey, I'm home!

Oops.
I forgot I lived alone.

Well, no bother.

I won the Golden Shovel Award.

[Light switch clicks]

Candy Kingdom's premier award
for grave—digging excellence.

There.
[Chuckles]

Now to hang up my tuxedo
so it doesn't wrinkle.

[Gasps]

[Telephone rings]

You're missing hangers, too?

Well, I don't really
use hangers.

Have you considered folding?

We better call
Princess Bubblegum.

[Click]

And then I called you guys.

To find all the wire hangers?

Wouldn't you rather have us

fighting evil demons
or something?

Maybe an evil demon
is stealing all the hangers.

Hmm.

See anything?

No, it's pretty quiet out there.

— Yeah, but not so much in here.
— Huh? What does that mean?

—[Farts]
— Ohh, Jake, no!

—[Jake laughs]
— FINN: Wait, hold on.

JAKE:
It's over, Ice King!

— Oh, hi, guys.
— What's going on?

Is kidnapping hangers
your new thing now?

Yeah, man, you have, like, one
muumuu, and you're wearing it.

You think is about hangers?
ReaHy?

Well, yeah, because you're
stealing all the hangers.

You're stealing
everyone's hangers, dude.

It's about so much more!

Come back to my place,
and I'll explain everything.

— Hmm.
— Hmm.

ICE KING: See? I dropped my keys
down this deep hole.

I need all these hanger guys
to help me snag them.

When I'm done,
I'll return them all,

and that's an Ice promise.

[Warble!]

How Iong's this cr*ck been here?

Forever.
Before forever.

What the...

—[Metal creaking]
— Oh! Somethings got me!

— Let go of the hanger!
— Huh?

— Let go!
— Oh.

[Creaking stops]

This calls for an investigation.

All right.
Stand back!

[Grunts]

Follow me, fellas!

Watch your heads.

[Ice thuds]

Holy moly!

Do you know what this
extra square footage means

when I decide to sell?

There's something in here.

— What is it?
— I don't know.

Well, no rest for the sexy.

That's not the expression.

Boy, this is strong.

A lot stronger than my ice.

[Grunts]

[Ice crackles]

[Muttering]

[Gasps]

Dudes!

Hello.

What year is this?

Uh, nobody really
keeps time like that.

It worked!

I mean, I feel like it worked.
This is the future, right?

Who are you?

You're like
a beautiful Ice King.

Oh, boy.
Here we go.

Back off, son!
I saw her first!

Chill, you guys.

[Chuckles]
"ChiII"? Get it?

I'm Patience St. Pim,
the ice elemental!

Whoo!

Did you see that?

I made ice...with my hands.

I'm Finn the human,
and this is Jake the dog.

Hello.

— Who's a good boy?!
— ICE KING: Ahem.

They call me the Ice King.

I also make ice.

[Pft!]

He's been using his powers
alottoday.

Hup!

Well, I think
you're pretty groovy.

I Do you wanna I

I Wanna, wanna, wanna
be my acolyte? I

Sure. What's that?
Like a boyfriend?

More like an intern.

Oh.

Uh, no, you're right.
It is more like a boyfriend.

Cool!

You're cool!

Dialed in, you know?

[Laughs]
Huh, what?

Yeah. Uh, hey, this might
be a weird question,

but do you know where the slime,
candy, and fire dudes are?

She's talking
about the princesses.

I'm starting to get
a weird feeling.

Yeah.
Let's not tell her ——

Oh, you must mean
Slime Princess,

Princess Bubblegum,
and Flame Princess.

—[Blump!]
— Princesses?!

We're like this!

[Fingers cr*ck]

[Groans]

Oh.

That is so fun.

Okay, now, this next request
may sound super sketch.

Okay.

I need you to round them up
and bring them back here,

er,evenif
they don't want to come.

You think you could do that?

Are you kidding?
That's in my wheelhouse.

Right up my alley!

Classic Ice King.

So, wait, is it in your
wheelhouse or up your alley?

Classic Ice King.
— FINN: Hold on a minute.

You can't make Simon start
kidnapping princesses again.

Yeah, he's semi—reformed.

Excuse me for a second,
boyfriend.

Okay, Jake ——

Wow!

You got their initials on there,
and look at those shapes.

We're kind of like
a power couple.

Get me those princesses.

You got it, boss.

[Humming]

Huh?

Send me a postcard
when you get there.

[Chuckles]

Hey.

Aagh!

Ice King!
I'm gonna ——

Hold that thought.

[Sighs]

[Gasps]

PATIENCE:
Aw, nice work, hon.

Thanks.

The pink one, how old is she?

Like 18, 19?

Uh, yeah, sort of.

Ha.
I remember being 18.

I'm 28.
[GaQSI

Okay, I want to talk to them.

Allow me!

[Soft guitar music plays]

Hmm.

Gotta be careful.

All right, out of the way,
Bernini.

Are you guys okay?

[Grunts]

I need to lie down.

Oh, I'm fine.

[Growls]

Finn and Jake?!

Ice King, what did you do?!

No, no, no!
It was her!

Get our guests some beverages.

Hi, guys.

I know this is weird
and confusing and weird,

but the good news is I'm getting
the band back together!

Isn't this great?

What are you talking about?

You really don't know?

That was pretty cool, right?

I made this ice chair
with my hands.

Pretty chill, huh?

[Sarcastically]
Yeah. So chiII.

The fact of the matter is,

you guys have that power,
as well.

Okay, remember when I said
I was the ice elemental?

Remember?

Oh, no, wait,
that was those guys!

[Chuckling] I told those guys,
not you guys.

Those guysI
om '

Okay, um, this is like
basic elemental history, okay,

so just listen up.
[Chuckles]

Ever since life began
on this planet,

there have always
been embodiments

of the four elements.

Fire, ice, candy, and slime.

Across eons and millennia,

the four elementals lived
and d*ed and lived again.

I was the incarnation of the
ice elemental back in the day.

And you guys were there, too.

[Door creaks, bell jingles]

We used to get coffee sometimes.

It was a non—magic world
back then,

so our powers were limited.

But as we gathered
more and more,

we began to see visions ——

visions of the future.

The world was about to
go through a transition,

"an epic cataclysm that
we probably wouldn't survive."

It was scary
to think about perishing.

But then I was like,
"Hey, what if we don't perish?

What if I freeze us and we
wait out this transition?"

But the old versions of y'all
weren't into it.

Said you accepted that
the elements you embodied

would live on.

Said I was in denial
or something.

So I went out alone
and froze myself.

And all of you bit it.

But now you're back!

And this world is crazy, right?

You got weird old wizards
and talking dogs.

Yo, dogs didn't used to talk.
Did you know that?!

Back then, we were so stifled.

At last, we can unlock
our true potential!

[Laughing]

[Chuckling]

Did I mention
y'all were dudes in the past?

This is so much better!

Totally!

[Screaming]

[Grunts]

[Laughing]
Your face right now!

Oh, no!

I gotta get a picture of this.

Oh, wait.
I need my charger.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Food!

PATIENCE:
What a surprise!

It's a billion years later,
and you're still not cool.

Ladies, please don't fight.

There's enough Ice King
to go around.

[Gurgles]

PATIENCE:
I'm done hiding out.

Everybody out there
is gonna know me soon.

[Screams]

[Grunts]

[Screams]

Woof.

Let's get out of here.

She's not going anywhere
for a while.

Hey, I been there, sister.

— What are you doing?
—[Muffled] Helping.

Just scrape it onto the ground.

Oh, sorry.

I freeze myself for the future
out of the goodness of my heart,

and they, like,
sh**t slime at me?

Whatever.
I don't need their approval.

I'm gonna start
some crazy biz, man.

Just watch.

My keys!

I Come along with me I

I And the butterflies and bees I

This party is so crazy!
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