10x04 - Bonnibel Bubblegum

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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10x04 - Bonnibel Bubblegum

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Whew.

A goblet of sparkling
apple juice

for milady.

Thanks, Finn.

Hey...

where'd you get this goblet?

Oh, uh, I think we won it
in a fight with an octopus

we were fighting in, like, a
sea cave full of treasure?

No.

It was from when BMO
was playing dress-up.

It reminds me of a cup
my uncle used to have.

You mean your Uncle
Gumbald, right?

Do tell.

You never talk
about your family.

I don't know.

Families are tricky.

You guys know what
I mean, right?

We have to go back a ways...

Like 800 years ago...

Help!

Help me!

Oh, goodness me.

Someone please help me.

I'm a defenseless little goblin
surrounded by all this loot.

Boo-hoo.

Oh, you poor thing, here.

Have a drink to ease your
nerves while I untie you.

Pfft!

Aah!

The time for faking is over now.

Give me all your stuff.

What?

You brought a peashooter to
a techno-harpoon fight?!

Aah!

Aah-aah-aaah!

Mm?

Another close call today, Neddy.

Neddy, you sweet chicken.

It was a lot different
back in the Mother Gum.

We all had each other's backs.

I'm going to make
more of us, Neddy.

I know you don't care,
and that's fine.

But I need to be
around people like me.

O-kay!

This is it, Neddy.

We're getting relatives!

It worked!

Your name is Aunt Lolly!

A pleasure to meet you, dear.

And you're Cousin Chicle.
You're a full 2.3 meters tall.

Naturally... I am a
gentleman of high standing.

Oh, Cousin Chicle.

And finally...

Uncle Gumbald!

This is your favorite mug.

Ah, yes.

I'm your great uncle.

The mug proclaims it so.

Aren't they great, Neddy?

You'll be my protectors,

my advisers, my family.

Hmm.

I'm heading out, Neddy.

What?

What?

What?!

Morning, small niece.

Uncle Gumbald, the
taffy trees are gone!

I know. I chopped 'em
down last night.

Yesterday, I
realized these trees

were not being utilized
to their full potential,

so I elected to
build this cabin.

This is but the first step

in building my glorious
new candy city.

I've already drawn
up the plans for it.

All of this will be apartments.

And did you notice the
family crest I designed?

It's a "G" for, uh..."Gum."

Why does it look like your head?

You're such a curious
little girl.

We're a lifestyle brand now.

Success!

Now instead of worrying
about his dumb city,

Uncle can come here
to picnic, swim,

and, uh... fish!

Welcome to life, Candyfish.

I can't breathe air!

Bonnie!

What have you done
to my building site?

I made us a butterscotch lake
and a fish to live in it.

But that's where the
gift shop was gonna go.

Now it's just gonna be
volleyballs, water skis,

and shrimp cocktails.

Sounds nice.

Did you say you
"made" this creature?

Come on.

You'll appreciate him more once
you watch him swim around.

Bonnibel...

you've micromanaged
me for the last time.

Huh?

Hmm.

I think it's time for
Bonnie to be re-branded.

Niece, now that I've had
to stare at it for weeks,

I've got to admit that your
lake was a very good idea.

Ja! Sehr gut! Very wunderbar.

Oh, I'm so happy.

We got you a gift to say thanks.

It's right outside, Prinzessin.

You got me a car?

Yes, a car.

But also...

a boyfriend!

Hi, babe. Beep beep!

Wait, what?

All right, you nut.
Have fun on your date.

Date?!

Let's go, babe.

Beep beep!

What a naive little child.

Date's over, babe.

Pick you up tomorrow to
get matching tattoos.

I'm back from that
terrible date.

Hello?

Thank you for coming

to the mandatory
optimization meeting.

Tonight, we address...

the "Bonnie problem."

Bonnie problem?

Our future city is on course
to be a rousing success,

barring only one obstacle...

Our complete lack of
competent leadership.

BB's the leader? I
thought she was a mime.

'Cause I never hear
a word she says.

Oh, Cousin Chicle!
Oh, Cousin Chicle!

Dang, Chicle, that's cold.

I have formulated a happy
juice that will render her

as docile and simple-minded
as her cutie BF,

young Mr. Creampuff.

All we have to do is sprinkle
some of this on her breakfast,

and we'll be in charge.

Let us celebrate with
coup d'etat cupcakes.

Poisoned cakes.

Where am I?

Oh, right, the poison.

I don't know what's happening!

Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!

Ah! My first candy employees.

What have you done?

This isn't what I
made you to be.

No, you wanted us to
be lowly pet fish,

swimming in your
narcissistic pond.

But I am your equal!

You're not like me. You're bad.

I am the future.

Come on, Bonnie. Don't
run away from happiness.

I'm going to fix you.

And then, I'm going to fix
that sniveling gumwad, Neddy.

Don't touch my brother!

A pea-sh**t?

The juice!

Nooooo!

Hey! Where's the party?

What a mess.

But they do seem happier now...
So unburdened and pliable.

You, the crunchy
ball, dance for me.

Sure.

Come on, lady.

Do the crunchy dance.

Oh, Crunchy.

Sure, I'll dance with
my candy people.

Yay for the lady!

Call me... Princess.

Hurrah!

Whoa, for real?

Like I said,
families are tricky.

BMO! Where did you get this cup?

From that guy! The
guy on the cup!

The guy who's face is on the cup...
that guy!
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