10x01 - The Wild Hunt

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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10x01 - The Wild Hunt

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[Mouse squeaks]

[Penguins chirp]

[Screeches]

[All cheering]

[Screeches]

[Quacks]

J“ “Adventure Time“ J“

I Come on, grab your friends J“

J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I

J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘

J“ The fun will never end r

J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I

I'm scared
it'll come back tonight.

Me, too.

Can we hold hands?

I need my hand to hold my spear.

Why don't you use
your other hand?

Oh, that's a good idea.

But...l need this hand
to hold my spear.

Use your other one.

Aw, it won't reach.

- Oh, no.
— Wait!

— Oh -— Oh!
-Oh!

Hooray.

This is less scary because now
I won't see the monster coming.

[Growling]

Wow. You know, Ijust noticed

these things
have rings on the end.

It must be for blowing bubbles.

[Screaming]

[Slurping]

[Squishing]

[Sizzling]

[Doors creaking]

[Snoring]

Huh?
[Screams]

It‘s back!

[Hisses]
Ptoi!

[Grunts]

[Muffled shouting]

— Huh?
— Ptoi!

[Grunting]

Surprise!

[Screeches]

Finn, get in here!

[Shrieks]

[Groans]

Okay.
Yeah!

Sic 'em, Jake!

Ha!

[Roars]

Feeling good, buddy?

I'm good.

But this chump's
about to get slain!

Slay him quick.
He's got crazy devil strength!

[Roars]

No prob.
Here comes the slay.

[Growling]

Don't k*ll me, Finn.

Um...here I go!

Mathematical!

Finn, are you doing the thing?

I'm your friend.
I'm you.

Jake, maybe you should slay
this guy?

Aw, dude, you are doing
the thing again!

I'm you!

Slay him!

Thanks again for
coming out to coach.

The jamboree's always a big
morale boost for the troops.

Yeah. It's, uh —-
It's a nice distraction.

Hmm. So how are you holding up
after all the Fern stuff?

It's been a rough month, Pb.

I know Fern was an angry guy
who tried to k*ll me,

but I still feel awful about
the way he went.

It's really messing with me.

Oh, Finn, I'm so sorry.

Death is no laughing matt—

Whoa!
A banana!

Banana guard number 216?!

Oh, my Glob, he's dead!

This is a banana fudge m*ssacre!

— Princess?! Princess?!
— Princess?! Princess?!

BUBBLEGUM:
Guys, what happened?!

A terrible monster kidnapped
squadron five!

It looked like a banana,
but it peeled other bananas!

ALL: Traitor! Traitor!
Traitor! Traitor!

Traitor, traitor!

A banana and fudge monster?!

That's candy tech!

Okay, who's behind this?

Finn! I need you and Jake
to guard the barracks tonight.

If this creep comes back
and lays a finger on my guards,

you show no mercy.

Um...

Yeah, I'll...

do my best.

[Whirring]

Finn!
Finn, stop showing mercy!

[Growling]

Oh, no!
I dinked it!

[Roanng]

[Shrieking]

[All screaming]

Jake, I'm sorry!

I —— I couldn't do it!

Love you forever, man,

but your guilt's
hurting the team dynamics.

I know.
I'm gonna go make it right!

Cool. I'm gonna make peace
with my aging body.

[Footsteps pounding]

Brrr—brrr!

[Panting]

No mercy this time, banana boy!

I don't care
why you're doing this

or if you have a—a tragic past.

Idon't care!

I'm hard like that!

Don't k*ll me, Finn.

[Growls]
Nope!

[Screeches]

Oh, gross!

[Grunts]

What the heck is my problem?!

[Screeches]

Ptoi!

Aw, fudge!

[Screeches]

Huh?!
How'd I do that?!

[Screeching]

Um, it's getting away.

[Screams]
Oh, Huntress Wizard!

Hey, Finn.

Come on!
After that booger!

— Thanks for the save, H.W.
- Mm—hmm.

You're chasing that grabby
banana, too, huh?

I'm hunting it.

It's an invasive species
that's been destroying

the local ecosystem
with its nasty hot fudge.

Its name is the Grumbo.

It's a name that
I made up just now...

because you can't hunt
what you can't name.

Yeah, makes sense.

Hmm.

So how you been?

Finn, I saw you falter
back there.

Why did you hesitate before
you dealt the final blow?

[Sighs]

It keeps happening
since I aced Fern.

Every time I'm about to wail on
some monster,

I remember seeing Fern
go Kaboom...

and the guilt paralyzes me.

I can‘t seem to
final blow anybody.

I see.

Okay, let's vanquish
your mental block...

because I'll need your help
to defeat the Grumbo.

It‘s a two—huntress job.

FINN:
The second huntress is me.

HUNTRESS WIZARD: Yes.

[Screeches]

The trail goes cold here.

I mean, the fudge is still hot,

but that squirrel dude
just ate most of it.

What? No!

Ugh! I should have struck
when I had the chance!

Or not struck Fern
when I didn't have the chance?

Ugh!
I don't even know anymore.

This is just me talking,

but it sounds like Fern was
already headed down a dark road.

Sounds like he was a bad version
of yourself

that you had to destroy
in order to become

an even tighter version
of yourself.

Does that sound about right?

[Distant whimpering]

Looks like we got some hot fudge
on our hands.

Okay, let's review our roles.

When I take out its legs,
you strike the underbelly.

Got it?

I can do this.

I'm 90% sure I can do this.

Gonna slice right through
that sweet Fern face.

Shh!

[Whimpering continues]

[Snoring]

Ready?
— Yes.

[Growls]

HUNTRESS WIZARD: Duck, I guess.
- FINN: Huh?

[Grunts]

- Bicycle kick!
—[Grunts]

[Screeches]

Now, Finn!
Coop-degrassi!

Okay, time to final blow it!

-[Groaning]
—[Screaming]

Finn, don't you love me?

Uh, can we maybe switch roles?

[Grunting]
Not again.

FINN: Oops!

[Groans]

Oops. Oops.
Oops!

Ptoi!

[High—pitched scream]

[High-pitched voice]
H.W., let's come back

and try tomorrow!

Okay.

[Screeches]

[Normal voice] Huntress
Wizard, get out of the way!

Think, think, think!
[Growls]

Okay, ifI can't fix my mind,
I gotta fool it.

att*ck. att*ck. att*ck.

Finn, help me.

I‘ll save you, buddy.

[Screeches]

[Gasps]

[Grunts]

[Hissing]

Idid it.

Sorry I almost got you k*lled.

It's cool.
It's totally cool.

I knew you just needed a push.

That‘s why I very smartly
pretended to throw myself

in harm's way.

No, actually,
that's not what did it.

Yeah, right. We both know
you're totally in love with me.

[Kiss]

[High—pitched scream]

[Groaning]

Finn?
Are you here to rescue us?!

Oh, Glob!
There's someone else here, too!

I don't have my peel!
Oh, don't look!

Don't look, anyone!

It's okay, guys.

Huntress Wizard
is into natchy living.

Weird.
These Grumbo remains are 100%

artificial candy flesh,
like straight out of a lab.

I wonder who made him.

UNCLE GUMBALD:
Who indeed?

Who is the brilliant
puppet master

working tirelessly
behind the scenes,

completely unfazed
by this minor, minor setback?

Why, it's me —— Uncle G.

Ready yourself, Princezzin!

Your boy hero will be no match
for my next creation.

J“ Come along with me I

r And the butterflies and bees J‘

This party is so crazy!
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