Hallows' Eve (2013)

[bunniefuu]

What, Eve? What are you gonna do?

Gonna go run and tell M-M-Matthew?

You know she will, little tattletale.

- No, I w-w-won't.

- Stutterer.

Tattletale.

- Stutterer, stutterer.

- Please, stop it, please.

She's pathetic.

Last time she tattled,

I got grounded for a week.

Cool it, Donna, you too, Sandy.

Matthew's gonna go crazy.

No one is gonna believe

you over all of us.

Stop, Donna, that's enough,

she's scared.

- What... you in love with her, Tommy?

- What?

- Whose side are you on, Tommy?

- You're such a bitch.

I'd rather be a bitch

than a s-s-stutterer.

- Let's get her.

- Come on, let's get her, go.

M-M-Matthew, p-p-please! Help me!

I can't see anything in here.

Oh, sh*t.

Matthew, please, help me!

Eve, I'm over here!

Follow my voice!

Where's that little bitch?

Is that you, M-M-Matthew?

I hear you, Matthew.

I see her, I see her, let's get her!

Matthew! M-M-Matthew! M-M-Matthew!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Eve!

Eve!

Eve, please. Please wake up,

please wake up.

Go get help... Please,

go get help, hurry!

Oh, my God.

Eve, please, please talk to me.

Eve, oh my God, what did we do?

Hey Gene, make sure you get all

four of those wagons ready tonight.

We're gonna need all of them, not just

the ones you finished up, all right?

Sure thing, boss.

Really, is that what

your mother taught you?

Stealing, first sign of

being a serial k*ller.

Wanna k*ll women,

that what you wanna do?

Hey, Tommy, really, with the cuffs?

You know how people talk around here.

But these punks, they fight

every inch of the way... relax.

- What did he do this time?

- Pocketed a bunch of candies.

- I was gonna repay Mr. Bates.

- Shut up.

Here, take my gloves,

help Eugene out, do something.

I have my own gloves because I'm a

professional, and obviously the only person

that cares about this place and

wipe that smirk off of your face.

I hope you end up in JV hall. Great.

- Thanks, Sarah.

- Thank you.

- Let him go, Tommy.

- What?

It's my place, I'm not gonna

push the issue, let him go.

Hey... you got three hours,

you hear me?

You pay me back or

I'll put you to work.

Thank you, Mr. Bates.

- Little sh*t.

- Hey, let it be.

Keep letting it be and these kids,

they're gonna run all over you.

Did you try on the other side?

No, these are bags over here.

This is just like... they're all T-shirts.

- I know, did you check underneath there?

- I... I don't know, there's props, bags...

You scared the sh*t out of me, Gene.

Sorry, boss, I was cleaning the office.

Getting the booth ready for the tickets.

We're actually looking for a box

with the staff hoodies in it.

You haven't seen it, have you?

- Oh.

- Thank you, Rick.

No problem, boss.

- Oh.

- What, they look great.

You can't see that? I mean, honestly,

it's funny to you, isn't it?

It's not funny.

Who misspells "staff"?

Yeah, you know, give me a couple.

I'll take 'em to my brother and his friends.

That's a good idea.

- What a waste.

- All right, bye, boys.

Bye.

All right, look, Gene, I'm done.

Why don't you and Sarah finish up here.

I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go have

lunch, make a few phone calls, all right?

Yeah, just waiting for

that party tonight?

That's right, it's gonna

be a big-ass bonfire, man.

We're gonna get beer,

we're gonna get drunk off our asses.

Yeah!

sh*t.

Yo, holla at your boy, bitch.

What?

All right, d*ck stick, we'll be there

in a bit, all right, calm down.

Douchebag! This son of a

f*cking bitch right here.

He's just talking like, I don't know,

f*cking creep-ass m*therf*cker.

Sounds like he's choking on...

Anyway, we gotta pick up

the tickets by the farm

before it gets too busy or some sh*t.

Don't you f*cking move,

I swear to God.

What do I look like,

a hamster in a pet shop?

That's not very good

customer service.

Yeah, I reserve that kind of kindness

for actual paying customers,

not douchebags that

come for freebies.

I'm just having a thought here.

I'm thinking...

What if... what if she cut off her hair,

right, and took off those glasses.

Fixed up your face a little bit. You know,

you might actually be a hot piece of ass.

But I'm thinking, you might

have to go the whole way

and cut off your whole f*cking head!

Oh, funny! You know what's even funnier?

I mean, even your boyfriends know,

the only vag*na you've ever been

in is the one you came out of.

About nine months after about

a dozen other guys did.

It's so strange.

Everyone f*cked your mom!

f*ck you, all right. Keep it up,

keep it up, that's funny.

- That's... f*cking...

- Is there a problem here?

Yeah, this co-worker of yours is

being a real bitch about my ticket.

Really with this?

You look good down there...

like mother, like son.

Respect. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

But... whatever,

Donna Summers, all right?

Assholes!

It's Aretha Franklin,

you piece of sh*t.

Otis Redding.

It was originally an Otis

Redding song, "Respect".

The party's about to begin, boys.

- Show in five.

- Yes!

Eve.

What, what? What's going on?

They're laughing at...

Who's laughing at you,

who's laughing at you?

Sit down, okay, okay.

Making fun of me...

Who is making fun of you?

- They were looking through the window.

- I can't understand what you're saying.

They were by the window and

they were laughing at me.

- Out the window, who was out the window?

- I don't know.

And they saw your face, okay, okay.

Okay, that's okay.

Hey, what happened?

She said some guys were

outside the window.

They were making fun of her

when they saw her face.

Honey, you okay?

No.

- Which window, what... - Over there,

said there were guys out there.

What happened?

We're gonna find them, okay?

Look, I don't... honestly,

I don't see anything.

Hey, Gene, why don't

you go take a look?

Go around the left,

I'll go around the other way.

- We'll take a look.

- Okay.

Hey, be careful, okay?

- Find anything?

- No.

Shine the light here.

What are you guys doing?

I need help down there.

Somebody was looking at

Eve through the window.

- What?

- While she was getting dressed.

- sh*t, who was it?

- Little bastards.

- What's going on?

- Do me a favor.

Go hold the store down

until we can get there.

- Yeah.

- Nicole might be out in a little bit.

- Matt, what's going on?

- Thanks, Gene.

Somebody was watching Eve through the

window while she was trying to get dressed.

- Eve?

- Yeah. Nicole's in there.

Listen, I'm gonna call

Dr. Young, okay, all right?

He's got the castings for your face.

We're gonna make a prosthetic

in a couple of days, all right?

But I look so ugly.

- And they saw me and...

- It's okay.

- And they saw... I'm ugly.

- It's all right, no, you don't.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

This better be f*cking good.

Yeah, who's this?

Oh yeah, of course, I'll be there.

I'm sorry for the attitude.

You sounded like some creepy

f*ck I dated. Thanks.

Come in, door's open.

- Want some?

- Have I ever said yes?

- Then why do you continue to ask?

- Sorry.

Thank you.

Wasn't sure if I was gonna

be able to get them in time.

I don't get you. You had

all day for a pot break.

I guess I got a little

ahead of myself.

Now that you're here...

maybe you can stay

and hang out a bit?

Ash, please.

You know I'm with Kate.

You know the guy that...

called about the passes?

It was really, really creepy.

Does that turn you on?

Does it...

turn... you... on?

I guess the word "sister" means

nothing around here anymore.

What do you want me to say?

Joe asked me out.

You know damn well that

I still had feelings for him.

You could've thought about

your sister for once

instead of sneaking

around with my boyfriend.

He's not your boyfriend!

And he hasn't been for months...

Jesus Christ, you dumped him!

Or did you forget that?

- And who's sneaking around?

- You are... you are sneaking around.

- How long has it been?

- I was trying to tell you...

Why don't I just go ask Ashley.

She seems to know everything.

That slut needs to keep

her sh*t in her mouth.

Oh, so she's a slut?

Oh God, you're pathetic.

Was this your move?

Make this sound urgent?

Oh, please, like I wanted you

here alone in my bedroom.

I saw you with your little girlfriend's

sister at Rudy's last weekend.

We were talking, we're friends.

Sure... sure.

Why are you acting like

I did this on purpose?

I... I didn't mean for this

to happen, I swear to God.

All I was trying to do was

be a good friend to him.

- I... am your sister!

- I know.

Why don't you just go

back to your married men?

- f*ck you!

- f*ck you.

- Why would you say something like...

- Oh, what a...

Hello?

No, it's her sister.

- Give me the f*cking phone.

- No.

Give it to me.

- Thanks.

- Who was it?

Your stupid f*cking

farm friends, okay?

Your complimentary passes

are ready, princess.

You sure it wasn't one of

your elderly "gentlemen"?

We'll see who Joe

leaves with tonight.

You know... you always

do this sh*t. Always.

I mean, you could've picked up the

passes tonight when you got there.

I don't even know why

I'm still friends with you.

Don't flatter yourself.

I needed to pick up the passes

because that creep-o

guy from the farm...

Nice try.

I'll see you tonight.

Your loss.

Joe?

sh*t.

Joe?

Christ, f*ck.

f*cking window.

Thank you, Sarah, appreciate it.

Well...

Looks like it's bandages

through the weekend.

But we'll pick up your piece on

Monday, okay? I know, sweetie.

I know, I know, I'm so sorry.

- Hey, how is she?

- Hey.

Hey, sweetie, it's okay.

It's all right. I think

it was that Rudy kid.

- It's okay. Eve.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Eve, look.

- Eve, look, look.

- You remember your Penny doll?

And how much she meant to you?

Eve, it's gonna be okay, honey.

- I gotta head back up the store.

- Yeah, you go.

- You got her.

- I got her, go, go.

It's gonna be okay.

It's okay, I got her, go.

I think you're beautiful.

I need your help at the store, okay?

Someone's in the wrong decade.

The party has arrived!

Give them a beer! Give them

a beer, we gotta get drunk.

- Beer.

- Let's get it drunk.

- Would you like a beer?

- Yeah.

Thank you.

Give him a beer, we gotta get drunk!

Beer!

Really, guy? Why don't you

get your hands off her?

- Yo, I'm not gonna tell you twice.

- Come on, Joe, would you back off?

You need to have some respect for me.

If I see your hands on her again,

we're gonna have a problem.

Joe, can you sit down? Come on,

it's a party, just let her go.

- You can't show her a little respect?

- Relax, buddy, okay, relax.

She's a big girl,

she can take care of herself.

Yo, hey... can't we

all just get along?

- Cheers!

- That's what I'm saying.

Give me some of that, yeah.

Cheers.

f*ck yeah, booyah.

I'm f*cking cold. Do you have a

sweater or a jacket or something?

- Please?

- Yes, all right... here.

- So demanding.

- f*ck off, Ashley.

- Nails come out on that one.

- You're such a whore.

- Here's a couple extra.

- Thank you.

Good thing your sister

f*cked up the order

- and put staff with two "Ts" and an "F."

- Good call.

Isn't that how staph

infection is spelled?

Where the f*ck is my weed?

assh*le.

Oh, the hostility, really?

I just smoked you out a little bit ago.

You should be nice to me.

Yeah, I will when I get my f*cking sh*t.

I gave you 200 bucks for an ounce.

- Where the f*ck is it?

- I didn't blow your money, all right?

My boy didn't show up yet.

Well, is he coming?

These are for him, all right?

- What, all those are for him?

- No, they're not all for him, douche.

- Douche?

- Ba-douche.

She wants me, man, she wants me.

Yeah, I'm sure, but listen.

When you're talking about the tickets,

can you please keep it on

the down low, all right?

Nicole will k*ll me if

she knew I took them.

- God, k*lling me with this, dude.

- I'm being serious, all right?

Why don't we all meet up at 11:30?

Go get our haunted hotel rocks off.

Yo, you did clear the party

with your sister, right?

Oh, yeah, this is cool, definitely cool.

They're not using us this year.

They're using the clown house. Next year

there's gonna be a pirate ship or something?

- It's good.

- Joe, what the f*ck?

- What it... What's wrong with you guys?

- Keep touching her.

- Keep it up.

- Joe, what the f*ck?

Hostility over here.

- Hey, come here, Ashley. Give me a hug.

- In your dreams.

Yeah, I'm gonna cut off your balls

until you get me my sh*t. I'm serious.

All right, hey, Tina! Your turn.

Baby doll, not in this lifetime.

I'll give you a kiss.

I knew you went both ways.

I don't doubt you'd make out with him.

But in the meantime, let's see some clowns?

So can we go see this new exhibit?

You guys can go ahead and have fun.

I'm terrified of clowns.

I thought it was midgets

that terrified you.

Everything freaks her out, clowns,

midgets. Belly button lint, you name it.

All right, I got one.

A midget clown chasing a stray cat.

Oh, come on, Rudy, I like cats.

That was weird.

We outta here, so where we going?

Do you guys wanna go

check out the corn maze?

Where we going? Corn maze?

f*ck me, the cornfield maze.

It's a big dead cow, come on.

All right, yo-yo-yo, I'm gonna

sit this one out, all right?

- I got my boy rolling in right now.

- Are you serious?

- No, I'll meet up with you guys later.

- I'm coming with you.

You can't... you know...

Ashley, you know you can't come.

He's gonna split if I'm not alone.

Come on.

All right, you know what, hey,

let's burn one before I go.

- Now you're talking.

- There you go, right?

Losers.

Yeah, have fun on

the magic school bus.

Enjoy your date in hell,

go ahead, real scary.

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

Oh, my God!

I'm not afraid.

- Take her, she's all yours!

- Oh, my God!

- Don't you like clowns?

- She loves clowns, don't ya?

You're such an assh*le!

Look at the awesome spot I got,

come, come, come, come.

Welcome.

Ashley, you will not believe

the sh*t that happened to me.

f*ck happened to you?

It was...

tonight... oh, careful.

I saw Eve tonight.

f*cking seriously scary.

I saw her without the mask thing.

Scared the sh*t out of me.

- You scared? I don't believe it.

- No sh*t, man.

I'm serious, man, I'm serious.

She had the whole half the face off.

You don't wanna do that, scary.

Matthew, like, hit her

with his tractor.

You know what's weird? Is...

They keep inviting us back every

single year. Why do they do that?

I don't f*cking know.

I mean... yeah, it's weird.

Yeah, Ash, I wouldn't even be here

if it wasn't for Roy and you guys.

Oh, dude.

I gotta get going.

- Okay.

- You know why.

- Text me when you're done and...

- What?

And we'll meet by the greenhouse.

The thingy with the scary moss people.

Scary moss people, they got moss

people there. sh*t, I didn't even know.

I'm just gonna finish this up and I'm

gonna catch up with the other guys.

Lots of scary people,

I can stay with you.

- No need.

- No, no need?

- No, just meet me over there.

- All right.

- Get the good stuff.

- The good stuff, come on.

- I know, I'm just saying.

- I got what you need.

Sure.

- You doubt me for a second?

- Not for a second.

That hurts me. Deep down

in here... all right.

- Stay good, all right?

- Yup.

I'll meet you soon.

You're gonna miss me.

I already miss you, go!

Good, good, all right, I'm just

checking, I'm just checking.

Right up here.

Good sh*t, our boy is on the way.

A hook-up for a hook-up, baby.

- Yeah.

- Come on.

Hold on.

Come on, hold on.

Jerome?

- sh*t!

- I scared the sh*t out of you.

- What the... oh, man.

- What's up, Rudy?

- How you doing?

- What the f*ck is up?

It's my little cousin,

Marty, man, he's cool.

- Dap it up with him.

- What's up, dude?

Marty's becoming a man tonight.

I'm gonna get him high for the first time.

Oh, yeah, this man's getting high?

Yeah, man, off that kush.

Did you see this sh*t?

Aberzombie and Twitch.

- That's...

- f*ck, this place is lame.

I gotta sit the f*ck down.

I just hit my leg on this dumb-ass...

He's like, yo, this is

where I got this sh*t.

- So what the f*ck you been up to, Rudy?

- You know me.

I got this honey all up

on me, tonight, y'all.

- He's finally getting some p*ssy?

- Finally getting... get out of here.

'Bout time, m*therf*cker.

You got my weed?

Yeah, man, you know,

I'm the go-to guy.

- You know he's the go-to guy.

- The question is...

do you have the VIP tickets for

me and my cuz and the cash?

You doubt me,

do you doubt me, really?

- This 350?

- You said 300, dude, like...

I'm just f*cking with you.

Just trying to make a couple extra dollars.

- I got it.

- Right?

Some kush.

Oh, no sh*t. You are full of it.

Yo, man... Can I smell it?

He ain't gonna know the f*cking

difference. Put that sh*t away.

Marty, Marty.

Yo, you should be honored to be on

the first joint of his first joint.

I feel privileged, Marty.

This is how you do it,

Marty, you watch me.

- Oh, my God.

- That's that sh*t!

Now you tell me that's some bullshit.

Exactly. Hits you

right there, don't it?

Now, I just like...

I already showed you

what the f*ck to do.

Don't embarrass me... hit it,

then go... like your mom's coming.

Hit that sh*t.

Virgin lungs over here.

Give me the f*cking joint.

Hit it one more time!

Hit it one more time.

- No.

- f*cking virgin lungs.

All right, all right, man,

I gotta go meet Ashley, dude.

- You gonna be at the party later?

- Yeah, listen. We're gonna...

We're gonna use these VIP tickets

and hit the f*cking hayride and

see what this sh*t is all about.

- You'll love it, you'll love it.

- You call me later.

Marty, you ready?

Marty! m*therf*cker's

high off one hit, Jesus.

- To the hayride!

- Yo, catch you later, man.

All right, call me!

Eve? I heard a noise,

what's going on?

Just some of the local kids.

They left.

Are you okay?

Listen, I know what happened tonight.

And I promise you,

I'm gonna take care of it.

Tommy, don't look at me.

Hey... I am looking at you.

You're the only girl

I've ever looked at.

Listen...

We need to have a talk with

Matt and Nicole about us.

Are you sure you feel that way?

I've never been more sure about

anything in my entire life.

Listen, I gotta go.

Oh, sh*t.

- That was so scary.

- You're so brave. Get over here.

What are we doing in here?

- We can't do anything in here.

- Stop it.

What if somebody sees us?

Oh, my God, that was crazy.

Did you see his face in there?

Oh, my God.

Oh, hey, hey, I gotta call Patrick.

He just texted me saying...

Oh, typical, real typical.

You have a boyfriend.

- Yeah, whatever.

- Whatever, these things are so cool.

I'm gonna be right back.

- Do I look funny?

- I gotta take a piss.

Oh, my God... Wait,

where'd you... come on!

What do you think you're doing...

that's my sister, you piece of sh*t!

Joe! Joe, what the

f*ck are you doing?!

Chill the f*ck out!

That's enough!

This is the way you thank us?

We give you free tickets and you

come in here and act like a fool?

Nicole, we got a couple locals

fighting down here at the pig shack.

It's under control.

It's your step-brother again.

- I didn't do sh*t, I...

- Be quiet, Roy.

You know damn well if it wasn't

for Nicole, I'd call the cops.

- Touch her again, huh?

- Hey!

Yeah, man, I'm sorry.

What are you apologizing for?

My assh*le brother came out

of nowhere and att*cked you!

Okay, he's your brother. He saw Roy

groping your ass. I don't blame him.

f*ck off, Tina, Jesus Christ,

you're just as stupid as he is,

and I hate this damn macho sh*t, God!

That's enough!

Eve, take Roy and his girlfriend up to the

store and get 'em cleaned up, all right?

Hey, boss, you all right?

Yeah, just a little scuffle.

- Keep an eye on this one.

- Will do, boss.

Get out of here!

Hi. Did you find Sarah?

Yeah, I did.

- I don't know how this keeps happening.

- Maybe she had to pee.

I'm not talking about her.

I'm talking about you.

I'm used to her disappearing.

Every year, it's something with you.

Honestly, Nicole,

it wasn't his fault.

We were just holding hands

and Joe freaked out.

You were just holding hands?

Seriously?

You wonder why Matt

has a problem with you.

- I'm sorry, Nick.

- I'm going to the car to get my phone.

- Hey, wait a second, I'll go with you.

- No, please just give me some time.

I need to find Joe, I need to

give him... cool him off...

- Hey, f*ck that m*therf*cker, all right?

- Hey, hey! Really?

Your language... I got customers

on the other side of this wall.

Sorry.

- Fine, go, text me.

- All right.

I wanna go to the corn maze.

Okay. Just be careful and

take your flashlight with you.

Please, make sure Sarah's out there.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Okay.

Do you wanna not tell my dad about this?

You know how he gets with me.

I'm not gonna say anything.

Don't tell his dad what?

What happened?

Nothing, just a big brother protecting

his not so innocent little sister.

Where's Eve?

Oh, she went to go look after Matt.

He broke up the scuffle.

I'm gonna go look for her.

You mean Matt.

- Yeah.

- Yeah... God.

Ashley?

Yo, come on. Rudy's got your weed?

You're gonna like what Rudy got you,

girl. This sh*t, oh my God!

Rudy, Rudy will not die

until dead pigs do fly.

Rudy, Rudy will not die

until dead pigs do fly.

Rudy, Rudy will not die

until dead pigs do fly.

Rudy, Rudy will not die

until dead pigs do fly.

Rudy, Rudy will not die

until dead pigs do fly.

Rudy, Rudy will not die

until dead pigs do fly.

All right, so you

witches like to party?

Yes.

Oh, big Rudy's got a party for you.

What's that I smell?

I like what I smell.

Smoking some weed, girls, without Rudy?

Without Rudy, there is no weed.

It's...

Ashley?

No sh*t, Ashley?

Damn.

Ashley.

What's up?

Rudy.

I've got a surprise for you, Rudy.

- Do you?

- Yes, I do.

- I come from the other side, Rudy.

- Yeah, the other side?

Open your mouth, show me your tongue.

Relax. Can you really feel that?

Yeah, I feel that.

- Do you know how hot you are, Rudy?

- You like that?

I want you so bad.

How you feeling, Rudy?

Yeah.

My stuff's so much better than yours.

Yeah, take it off.

Feeling it now? Feeling it now, Rudy?

You could have any girl

in the world, Rudy.

- I'm right here.

- I want you.

- I'm right here.

- I want you.

Oh, you're so hot.

Rudy, you're so hot.

Ashley?

What the f*ck, Ashley?

Ashley, where'd the f*ck you go?

Oh, my God.

- f*ck, Ashley?

- Hi, Rudy.

You?

Ashley's heart belongs to Joe.

- What?

- Who needs Ashley when you have me?

That's right.

You've been a bad boy, Rudy.

Time to be f*cking punished.

- You'll get punished.

- Punished?

- You wanna be punished?

- Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Ashley's heart belongs to Joe.

What the f*ck?

Blood on Joe's head will flow.

Ashley loves and Ashley dies.

Ashley's innards on the floor do lie.

What is wrong with you?

- Get in the car.

- f*ck.

- What is the matter with you?

- Joe is a f*cking assh*le, seriously.

He's f*cking fighting with Roy again.

What the f*ck is that?

- Joe again, you're always fighting

with Joe. - Well, it f*cking pisses me off.

I don't know, is he trying to

impress me or Tina? Jesus Christ.

Geez, you need to calm down a little bit

and big Rudy's got a little something?

I mean, does he even like

me or does he like Tina?

- I don't know, I don't know sh*t about

Tina. - 'Cause it doesn't impress me.

Look, just take a little of this...

- I don't smoke pot.

- You don't smoke pot, you never smoke pot.

- You and your Christian parents...

- No, I never smoke pot.

...don't smoke pot,

'cause you're a good girl.

You're too good,

you're too good for Rudy.

- Yeah, I'm too good for Rudy, whatever.

- That's right, you follow all the rules.

Is there something wrong with you?

- It's nothing wrong with me...

- You're just high in a car by yourself.

Yes, I'm high in a car by myself,

oh, no, call the police.

I don't think I need to call them 'cause

they could just drive by any minute.

- I don't know why you're smoking in

the car. - Oh, I see, you know what?

- I could roll this up right here...

- Jesus Christ, what if Tommy comes by?

- Rudy, are you an idiot?

- Oh, please, enough with that.

- You know, really?

- No, seriously.

All right, you know what,

you want a little privacy?

You don't want this around?

You ever been on the hayride trail?

No, I've never been

on the hayride trail.

Oh, I see, so you never been

to the biohazard place.

No, I've never been to

the biohazard place.

So if you and me went

to the biohazard place,

- very secretly, very quietly...

- Very quietly.

- took a little taste, would you join me?

- Joe would kick your ass.

Joe wouldn't know about it

'cause I wouldn't tell Joe.

f*ck it, let's go smoke us some pot.

Let's go.

Goddammit, Rudy,

where the f*ck are you?

Christ.

You scared me.

Okay, don't you have... someone

else to go scare now or something?

Hello?

Can you at least tell me where the

greenhouse is? I have to meet a friend th...

Very funny.

Somebody!

Somebody help me!

Please.

Please!

Help me, someone!

Rudy!

Now this is the perfect climate

to grow my weed in, bro.

- Perfect climate.

- Check it out.

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t!

This is a, Venus flytrap.

- I learned about this in school.

- It's like a penis flytrap.

- It's a giant f*cking vag*na.

- That's what it is, it's like a giant p*ssy.

A f*cking man could get

lost in that thing. Jesus.

What the f*ck?

- Please, help me.

- Is she real?

What are you doing? Hold on,

you crazy bitch, get off of him.

My new pants.

Is that her f*cking intestines?

Oh, sh*t.

- Is he taking her the f*ck away?

- Oh, sh*t.

Oh, my God,

what the f*ck is going on?

- Yo, these actors here...

- sh*t is real.

- ... they deserve Oscars.

- This sh*t is so f*cking real.

Fantastic, let's go...

let's go get these guys.

Come on.

Jesus Christ.

It's a f*cking mess.

- It's gonna be so fun.

- Hell, yeah.

Let's go, m*therf*ckers!

Will you watch your language?

All right, I'll watch

my f*cking language.

- Hey, why don't you watch your tongue?

- Watch your tongue.

Oh, yo, we gotta find Ashley.

Yo, I told her I'd meet up with her.

- She's gonna be pissed.

- Oh, no.

Better pissed off than pissed on.

- That's not even funny.

- I know.

- Like, you are so stoned.

- I'm so tired.

Hey, come on, yo,

we gotta find Ashley.

I texted her, you know how

she gets, she gets crazy.

- Again? My legs feel funny.

- She get crazy in the head.

- I know...

- I think I can fly.

- Really?

- Nope, didn't work.

You sure are gone?

Look, all right,

you clearly are incapacitated.

You stay here.

I'm gonna go find Ashley.

I will bring her back here.

So you stay put, all right?

Tell Joe to come. 'Cause he

has to try this, it's so cool.

Yeah, if I see him,

I'll tell him where you are.

Okay, thank you.

- You hold onto that.

- Okay.

In case, you know, you feel like

- smoking the marijuana.

- I will hold it.

I'll call you.

All right.

You be careful,

don't move, stay here.

Watch for the hayride tractors.

Don't cross the road.

- Look both ways.

- Okay.

Don't get hurt.

I'm so tired.

Joe... that was so fast.

I... oh, I s...

I was sitting here,

my friend was right there.

I was just tired, so I was

just resting my eyes.

Rudy!

Yo, Kerone. Damn pipe just

went right through her.

Look at this place.

- All right, they're not in here, let's go.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Maybe you could stay in here with me

- for a little bit.

- But they're...

No, I mean, just, I mean...

you and me.

What are you doing?

I don't know.

- Come on, really?

- Whatever, you know...

Get this off.

sh*t.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- What?

I can't.

But you were already doing it.

- What is your problem?

- I'm with Kate.

My sister is a f*cking prude, okay?

Besides, we were together

long before you and her.

No. You don't wanna

date a jock, remember?

- You broke up with me.

- Oh, that was a long time ago.

Besides, some guy's

been calling her anyway.

When?

I don't know, right before we left.

He was all creepy.

And breathing hard on the phone.

She pretended she didn't

know him, yeah, right.

Wait.

- Get off.

- What?

Kate's with another guy?

What do you want me to say?

What are you doing?

Where are you going?

Hey, Joe, I didn't say he was here.

f*ck.

You came back.

I thought you would.

Just didn't think it would

take you this long.

All right, well...

What?

The cigarette? f*ck's sake,

Joe, I'm putting it out, okay?

Come here.

Let's resume.

Joe, stop it. Joe,

Joe, stop it, get off.

Get off of me, Joe, stop!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Oh, that was so realistic.

This is gonna be so...

- No, thank you.

- You sure? I got the good sh*t.

I'm sorry, I just prefer not to.

Well, what would you prefer to do?

Hey, why don't you

leave the girl alone?

Relax, man, we're just having

a good time. Marty, come here.

Hey, why don't you

leave the girl alone?

Yo, man, chill the f*ck out.

Hey, yo, Joe. Hey, man.

- Yo, Kate's looking for you.

- Where the hell is she?

No, we were just at... I mean,

all of us were just hanging out

by the biohazard place on

the hayride trail, man.

- Is she still up there?

- Yeah, man, I just left her, dude.

I'm gonna go find Ashley and we

are gonna smoke us up some more.

What... smoke what?

Is Kate smoking weed?

- You gotta be f*cking kidding me.

- What, she's a big girl, dude.

Listen, you stoner piece of sh*t.

If anything happens to her,

I'm gonna smash your ass

and smoke it, you hear me?

- Hey, man!

- What?

- What's going on?

- I don't know, dude's high-strung.

Said he wanted to smoke my ass.

I mean, what the hell is that?

- What are you on?

- What? No, I...

- I was looking for food.

- Shut up.

- And I was...

- Please, please.

- Please, just shut up.

- Guys. What's going on?

I don't know, maybe we

should call Tommy over

and see if we can figure out

what little Rudy's here on?

I didn't... I wasn't doing anything.

You didn't do anything. You're just

like your parents, you know that?

Total disregard for everything. Drinking,

smoking. It's all a joke to you, isn't it?

- No, I...

- Isn't it?

- It wasn't, it...

- Hey, guys, come on, okay?

Seriously, come on, hey, babe,

go check on Eve, all right?

She went down to the wardrobe

trailer to check on Roy and Sarah.

I need the fresh air anyway.

- I'll see if I can find Sarah too.

- Okay.

- It's getting ridiculous.

- What, just...

What was that all about?

Nothing.

What do my parents have to do with this?

Is he gonna call my dad again, he can't...

Can you just calm down for a second?

He's not gonna call anybody, okay?

- He's just upset.

- What is he so upset about?

He's upset about Eve's accident.

Why is he upset about that?

Well, you and your friends' parents

weren't the nicest kids back then, okay?

I didn't do anything.

You never do anything.

Did you do anything tonight?

I... I...

Get out of here.

- I... I...

- Get out of here.

Try to behave yourself, all right?

Where's Sarah?

Oh, she said she was gonna grab

some register tape from the shop.

Get the smoke machine, Sarah.

Get the tickets, kiss my ass.

Hello?

Somebody's in here.

Probably doing your f*cking job!

g*dd*mn, it's so dark in this...

This is disgusting.

I should just do everybody's job here

because that's what I do... f*ck!

Are you guys serious?

I think I lost my glasses, thank you!

These stupid dummies aren't

even supposed to be in here.

They're just gonna get

dirty and f*cked up.

Damn.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, come on.

Oh, God. I hate Halloween.

I'm gonna hit the Easter

bunny in the f*cking head.

Biohazard.

What kind of hayride is this?

Ashley? sh*t.

Ash, where you at?

Yo, Ash?

Yo, dude, come on, don't be mad,

all right? Look, I got hung up.

f*ck. sh*t.

Damn.

sh*t.

Joe, look, I didn't force her to smoke,

all right? She wanted to...

Hey, where is she, where's Kate?

And where's this biohazard place?

That's right, mister "hayrides suck"

doesn't know where he's going

'cause he can't ride on a wagon.

Would you shut up?

Look, when did you leave her,

and I swear if there's one hair wrong

on her head, I'm coming after you.

Just calm yourself down.

Did you call her?

Yeah, like, 50 times.

Well, maybe she passed out.

I mean, she did have a lot to smo...

She was tired and she...

- I swear, when I find you...

- Calm down, where are you?

Like some church thing?

Oh, no sh*t! Did you see

the floating coffin guy?

- Oh, I think he's kick-ass, dude.

- I'm gonna bad-ass you in a minute.

What's your problem, man? Come on.

All right, okay.

If you're looking at the...

church thing,

where the kick-ass

skeleton pallbearers, by the way,

that I wish I had in my

room 'cause they look...

- Look, Rudy.

- All right, whatever.

If you're looking at the church thing,

you wanna go to your right.

So it's close?

It's a ways, dude,

just... keep walking.

All right, and watch out for those crazy

assholes driving the hayride tractors.

They drive like my mother.

I'm gonna meet up with you. I'm gonna

find Ashley, and I'm gonna come your way.

Oh, yo.

Oh, sh*t.

Bloody chips.

This place is kick-ass every year.

Kate?

Kate?

Donna? Hi.

God, I haven't... seen you around

the farm since we were kids.

Yeah, I know.

My girls... I just wanna drop

these coats off for them.

They may have texted a little

while ago asking for them?

But they didn't tell me

where to meet them.

You know what, leave them with me,

it's okay. I'll give it to them.

- I'm sure they're gonna come this way.

- No, it's fine. I brought Kate's extra key.

Did you look in the back?

Maybe alongside the building?

Oh, okay.

Laura, I'm gonna go check

on my brother. Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine, don't worry about it.

- Okay.

What the f*ck are you doing?

Get the...

It's the end of the ride

for you two clowns.

Yo!

Driver, you can go now.

- Trash is off.

- f*ck you!

I'll see you when it

goes back around.

f*cking punk!

What the f*ck was that about?

- I have no f*cking idea.

- I'm gonna b*at his f*cking ass.

Damn, it's good.

Oh, a frickin' mess, though.

What have we got here?

No food?

That's a bunch of sh*t

like my mother would buy.

What?

What... I'll pick up the trash, all right?

I just... that bag isn't even mine.

I didn't wanna buy that crap.

Hey, I don't mean crap.

It's not crap.

I'm just saying, man.

I'll pick everything up, all right?

Damn, fine, just slow down, man.

Get away from me, all right,

get away from me. Somebody!

What are you doing?

Get away from me, all right?

What do you want?

Help!

Stay away... stay the

f*ck away from me!

What do you want?

What do you want from me?

Just get the f*ck away!

f*cking crazy!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no!

Help me, help me!

No, please, please, please...

- sh*t was real as hell!

- It was so f*cking real.

What the f*ck is on your face, dude?

I don't know, it's part of the whole

f*cking thing. This is awesome.

- This setup is f*cking awesome, bro.

- This is so realistic.

- What the f*ck is going on here?

- This is great.

This is f*cking crazy.

Yo, does that look like

Rudy's jacket to you?

That is Rudy's f*cking jacket.

Oh, he must work here.

That's how he got us the free passes!

- Oh, that's how we got in here.

- Rudy!

Hey, did you find the girls?

No, just... stopped for a breather.

Check the petting zoo, actually.

Just go up and around to the right.

- Thanks again.

- Sure, I'll see you.

Donna?

Beth.

It's so good to see you.

Oh, my goodness,

what are you doing here?

- The girls are cold.

- Ashley, too.

Haven't seen her since

the kids graduated.

Yeah, she went off to college,

she's living in those dorms.

- Mine are still at home.

- Oh.

How 'bout this place?

- My girls rave about it every year.

- I just don't get this horror th...

Beth?

Sorry about earlier. I...

I'm definitely feeling a lot better.

No, no, please, no!

Beth!

Hey, wake up. We gotta go,

we're closing up, get up.

Hey, what...

Help! Help me, please!

Oh, God, no! Leave me alone!

Donna? What's going on, it's Tommy.

Tommy. Where are my girls?

Can anyone help me?

God, my babies!

Why!?

What did they have to do with you?

Nicole, help!

Oh, my God.

Look what he's done... He's coming!

What is going on?!

He's gonna k*ll me, oh God!

You bastard!

- Matthew!

- You k*lled my babies!

Matthew!

Daddy...

No!

Here, take Penny.

No!

No!

All right, Miss Donna. I finished

my rounds and as promised,

no more TV, okay? You need to rest.

I'm gonna give you

something for the pain.

All right, and this should

put you out, okay?

And there we go.

Everything's looking good.

Monitors look good.

Thanks for being so nice to me.

You're welcome, it's our pleasure.

Now try and sleep.

Good night.