09x15 - A Thailand Vacation: Part 2

[bunniefuu]

[Kim] Previously on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians…

-It's Thailand, ladies and gentlemen.
-Oh, yeah.

[Kris] Is this a joke? He's not coming?

Rob and I were supposed to leave
together, but Rob was MIA.

[monkey squeals]

-[all] Yay!
-[elephant trumpet blows]

[Kendall] This is incredible.

[screams]

-[Bruce] Ready… go!
-I can't, I can't. I don't want to do it!

I just want to go on a
vacation where we relax.

Guys, defend me.

-He's got a point.
-My plan is not working.

What plan?

I talked to Kim
about how to get them to distract him.

-Mom?
-What?

[Kendall] Why are you lying to us?

-What's going on?
-Nothing.

-I'm over it.
-[Bruce] Where are you going?

I overhear my mom making some type of plan

and I just feel like they're lying to us.

[Kris] You, too, Kylie?

[lively music]

[Kim] Brandon?
You have a full lizard on you.

-[Khloé] Oh, thanks, babe.
-[Leah] What?

-He has a lizard on him.
-[Brandon] Will you get it off?

-You actually have a lizard?
-You're lying.

I swear.

-Oh, my god, it's crawling! Oh, my god!
-It's nothing… A little lizard.

-Don't move.
-[Brody] It's tiny, Brandon.

It's so little.

-Oh, my god, look at it right there, look!
-It's cute.

Oh, my god, I love that little guy!

[Brody] Why are you scared?
It's a little baby.

[Kim squealing]

-He jumped. My gosh!
-There it is.

[Brody] Where is he?

-[Leah] Who wants to jump in the ocean?
-[Kris] Come on, Leah.

[Kris] Got to go! See you! Come on!

-[Kris] So fun!
-[Leah] Oh, my gosh!

I know that Kendall and Kylie
aren't happy with me right now.

[Kris] But at any given time, at least
one person in my family is mad at me.

So, I'm gonna give this argument a break.

[Leah] Are you really doing this with me?

[cheering]

I'm really glad that Brandon
and Brody and Leah are here.

Because I'm actually having some fun
and they really make me laugh.

[laughter]

I'm so proud of you.

[Kris laughs]

[indistinct mutter]

[Brody] She's still doing that.

[upbeat music]

[Kris] Taxi stand!

[Brandon] Hi. Have you guys seen
two girls? Teenagers?

Have you seen two girls?
One's six-feet tall

and one's a little bit shorter.

-I don't know.
-No?

All right, well,
they took a cab from here, huh?

-Honey!
-[Kris] Nothing?

-[Bruce] Kris!
-[Brandon] Yes. They took a taxi.

[Bruce] Yeah, they took a taxi.
They said they were going to town.

-So, we got to go to town.
-Which way is town?

-[Bruce] Well, that way.
-[Kris] Okay.

Let's go. Let's step on it.

Well, at least that's a little helpful.

Well, I don't worry about them
as much as I worry about somebody else

and what somebody else might do to them.

[phone chimes]

Oh, my god, they just sent me…
Look what little b*tches they are.

[Khloé] These little mother [bleep].

Wait, where is that with those canoes?

-Let me ask this guy.
-[Kim] Here, on the beach.

Sir?

After calling and calling
and texting and texting

and trying to find Kendall and Kylie,

they send us some shady picture
of them on a beach.

And, yeah, I'm so happy
that I know they're alive,

but what kind of sick prank is this?

-[Kris] Hello?
-Mom…

Kendall and Kylie sent us
a picture of them at Nai Yang Beach,

so our driver's taking us there right now.

[Kris] Thank God. Okay, I'll text you
as soon as we arrive.

-[Khloé] Perfect.
-[Kris] Okay, bye.

Nai Yang… What did Khloé say
it was called?

-There's a pharmacy.
-[Leah] Nai Yang Beach or something?

Bungalow. Yeah, we're on Nai Yang Beach.

-[Leah] Oh, we are?
-[Kris] Yes.

[Bruce] Well, let's go.

[Bruce] Thank you.

[Kris] See that place right there?

Let's just go look in there and ask them
if they've seen

a couple of bratty teenagers.

-[Kris] Hello.
-[woman] Yes?

-Do you work here?
-Yes.

[Kris] We're looking for my daughters,
two teenage girls, very tall.

[woman]
I don't know if you can look for… inside.

-[Kris] This way?
-[woman] Yes, this way.

-Would they be in a room?
-[Leah] No, they're probably…

Wait, it's straight down.
They're probably down at the beach.

-Let's walk down there and look.
-[Kris] Do you think they're in the water?

[Brandon] It's like a needle
in a haystack.

-[Leah] There's nobody in the water.
-[Brandon] This is [bleep].

I know. I don't… I'm trying to think
of where we would go next.

I'm totally confused.

The girls are clearly
playing a game with us.

And even though I know that
they're somewhat safe,

I still worry about my kids.

I just hope they don't think
this is funny.

I know that you're worried
about your daughters, but we'll find them.

Yeah…

[Kim] Hi…
Kendall and Kylie, like, ran off.

-There's, look… a Fantastic Sams.
-No, but they're like,

being annoying and sending us
pictures of themselves all over town,

and so we're, like, literally
on a scavenger hunt looking for them.

Look at this braid.

-[Khloé] What braid?
-You can get your hair braided.

Oh, I want to get my hair braided.

Those are definitely the boats
that the picture was by.

They have to be around here.

Okay, love you. Bye.

I mean, this is definitely the area.
Let's just start walking.

[Khloé] Kim, like, let's just look and
compare the photo.

[Kim] Okay, let me see what the boats
look like in the pictures.

Oh, it's that long boat right here.

No, there's a white boat.

-But what if some of the boats moved?
-[Kim] Yeah, this isn't it

'cause there's some greenery.

-Oh, yeah.
-This is not it.

-No, look, it's that bush right there.
-[Kim] No, it's not.

Khloé, you are the worst investigator.
I'm the queen bee

-of investigating.
-Look, it's right there.

-They were here.
-No, they weren't.

[Bruce] I just can't believe these girls
would do this.

I mean, who do they think they are?

[Kris] The thing is they get themselves
so worked up.

I wonder where they got that from?

Don't… Everything is not my fault.
If somebody runs away from the house

in the middle of the night,
I can't control that.

-Let's just find them.
-[Kris] We just better hope

-that they did this on purpose.
-Hold it! Chill.

Let's just find them.

[Kris] I mean, could you imagine?

At least they texted Khloé,
and told her something.

Could you imagine if we would've thought

that they were taken
in the middle of the night?

Why did they text Khloé but not you?
Ah, that's the question.

-The 64,000…
-Oh, because, I guess it's because…

-…dollar question there.
-…I'm a horrible mother.

[Kris] Because I'm a bad person.
That's why.

Bruce picking a fight with me
is the last thing I need right now.

[Kris] You just want to say it, so say it.

-You think that this is my fault.
-I didn't say it.

Okay.

[Kim] Kendall?

[Khloé] Hey, Kim! Kim!

Where'd you say you saw
that braided thing? Look.

-[both giggling]
-Where is that?

-They're taunting us.
-I swear they're here.

Wait, it was over here.

Right there! Right there!
Right in front with the pink hat!

-[Khloé] Kim!
-[Kim] That store!

That store, yes!

Maybe they're hiding
in one of these hammocks.

Hi. Did you see those girls?

-No?
-Yes.

-[Khloé] When were they here?
-Morning.

-In the morning?
-Yes.

-Okay. They were here this morning.
-Yes.

Wait, I'm calling Mom.

-[Kris] Hello?
-They were here.

They sent us a picture.
We're at Thai-Smile.

-I've never been here before, Khloé.
-"Spa-and Wellness Center."

I don't know where I am, I'm very upset.

If you start cursing at me,
I will start cursing

back at you, so let's not play
the curse game.

'Cause do you want to play that game?
'Cause guess who's better at it?

We're in front of Bank Restaurant,
Thai Food and Seafood.

[Kris] Okay.

[Khloé] Just tell your driver.

[Kris] I think we're all
on the same street.

-Let's go this way. It's busier this way.
-I think we have to go that way.

-It's got air conditioning. It's got AC.
-[Kris] Okay.

-[Brandon] Good.
-[Kris] Okay.

-Where is the driver?
-I don't know. Just shut the door.

Okay. We want to go to a place
where you could get your hair braided.

-He doesn't know. Just…
-Like, hair braided?

-…drive down the street.
-Bruce, stop!

Like, a little place
where they braid hair?

He doesn't know, Kris.

-Shut the door.
-Oh, my god.

-Have him drive down the street.
-Thank you.

[Kim] Let's look at these stores and see.

[Khloé] I've never seen so many massage
and hair braiding places.

How do they all stay in business?

-[phone chimes]
-[Khloé] Wait, they sent another picture.

-Kim.
-Yeah.

-[Khloé] Right now?
-They're getting a massage right now.

-Are you just [bleep] with me?
-[Kim] Okay, it says massage right here.

-Come on.
-[Khloé] What?

-[Kim] Oh, my god…
-Over here!

[both panting]

[Khloé] Kendall! Kylie!

-Khloé!
-We're getting a massage.

-[Khloé] You look so cute. So cute.
-Thai full massage!

[Kim] What are you guys doing?

[Kendall] We're getting massages.

Oh, my god. As much as I want
to be pissed at Kendall and Kylie,

I'm relieved that I found them

and in true Jenner form,
they're getting massages.

[Khloé] Are you guys… where'd you guys go?
And why wouldn't you take me with you?

We just needed some alone time
We're being honest.

[Kim] Well, that's ridiculous.
Let's call Mom.

[phone ringing]

Who is that?

-Khloé. Hello?
-[Khloé] We have them. We're with them.

-[Kris] You have them?
-No way.

-Oh, praise god!
-Yeah, k*ll them for me.

-Yeah, k*ll them for me, Khloé.
-Where are you?

-[Kris] I don't even know…
-[Khloé] At the massage place.

-[Kris] At the massage place?
-[Khloé] You'll see us.

It's a small alley and we're walking
in the middle of the alley.

All right, let's get out. Okay, all right.

[Kris] I just want to see them
with my own two eyes.

-[Bruce] Where are you going?
-Up here.

-[Bruce] The massage place is back there.
-Where are they?

[Brandon] You little bastards.

Kendall and Kylie, I have never been
so mad or so happy

to see someone in my entire life!

Don't you ever scare the [bleep]
out of me like that again.

Chill.

I think your dad may actually k*ll you.

I'm so glad you're okay.

[in muffled voice]
[Leah] You scared the hell out of me.

I am so happy to find Kendall and Kylie,

and even though I'm mad
that they did this, they're safe.

I'm also glad
that they're in a much better mood

than they were in last night.

Are you gonna explain yourself or what?
Or was that supposed to be a joke?

Why is this just about me?
She was with me, too.

-But what is this supposed to be? A show?
-You're supposed to be more responsible.

I was very responsible.
I took care of her.

I could understand why
my parents were a little upset,

but Kylie and I were safe.
We just needed a break from our parents

and we were sending them
pictures to reassure them.

Maybe if my parents stopped
fighting and enjoy Thailand,

they might learn to like each other again.

You just need to be happy
that they're okay, all right?

-Are you done?
-[Kris] No.

I'm done.

[Kris] Okay, good. That's great.

[Kris] Oh, my god.

Can you believe we found
them in this place?

-[Kim] It's over.
-[Kris] I mean, that could've been…

-It's done.
-…such a scary ending.

Let's get… let's get back
to the next adventure, guys.

Enough of that stuff. That wasn't fun.

[lively music]

[boat horn honks]

[Kris] Look where we are, Kendall.

On the other side of the world.

How did we get here?
And where are we going?

Things have been pretty hectic up to now,

so I'm thinking that maybe
it'll be a great day

because we can be out
on the ocean on a boat relaxing

and give everybody a chance
to finally enjoy this vacation.

Khloé, you got one hell of a look
going on right now.

Why, thank you.

-Kim, your bathing suit is so pretty.
-She's the perfect thing…

[Kim] Thank you.

Well, now that you're talking
about my bathing suit,

I have to stand up so there's no fat roll.

-[Brandon] Okay. Okay. Okay.
-[Leah] It's pretty. Isn't it cute?

No, it's gorgeous.

-[Leah] So cute.
-[Brody] Wow, Kim look at that.

Wait for me, chicken head.

Did you like Kim's bathing suit?

Look how uncomfortable you are.

Kendall, you should be cautious.
Just make sure you lock the doors

-and stuff whenever you change.
-Oh, Brandon!

You know when I said I got a half-chub,
it was a joke.

[Brody] It's, like, stop it.

Is he talking about a boner?

[Brody] No… How did?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now it gets serious.
How do you know about a half-chub?

I just… Are you talking about,
like, foreplay?

-How do you know about foreplay?
-Yes, Brandon, thank you!

Is this something that Dad,
sat down and said, "It's a half-chub!

You know, it's something
that Brody gets if he walks in on Kim."

-Oh, did that happen?
-Oh, call you big! Come on!

[Brody] Let me be able
to explain this, Kendall.

-Recently?
-[Brody] Before… stop this.

-Today, like, on this trip?
-[Brody] Before, stop it. Kendall, stop.

I think it's hilarious that Brody
walked in on Kim and got a half-chub.

I like to know these things
about my family.

-[Brody] I was kidding!
-You were not kidding.

You know what, [bleep] you guys.
I'm out of here.

-Love you, Brody. You know we're joking.
-[Brody] Yeah, yeah…

[giggling]

-I want you to tell me this.
-[Kris] Okay.

[Brody] I don't know
how to say this to you.

[Kris] What's going on?

-It's so awkward, Kris, it's, like…
-What?

-[Brody] I was taking an adventure.
-Yeah?

I didn't realize
that I would open this one door

and see Kim taking photos of herself
in some white, like, full, like, wet…

That was a see-through white…
It was a, it was a little, anyway…

She's doing a selfie book right now.

I joked about having a half-chub,
totally joking.

-[Kris] Okay.
-[Brody] Well, now everybody

is really hounding on me…

You don't get a half-chub
if you don't get a boner.

[laughs, claps]

I feel like Brody is crushing on Kim.
Look at how red he is.

Oh, come on! Oh, come on!

I think you've got a crush
since you were seven years old.

That was him and Kim.
You're forgetting that.

-That's not true.
-I don't think so.

They kissed back in the day.
I remember that.

-What?
-[Brody] Yes!

-You kissed Kim?
-[Brody] Yes, see? Thank you.

-It's on you now.
-[Kris] Stop.

-And he knows it's true.
-You kissed her?

-No!
-[Brody] Look at him.

Oh, my god!

[Brody] Kris, pre-game, pre-game,
you know about pre-game.

-Okay, yup.
-What is it? Tell me.

Is that a [bleep]?

-Did she just go there?
-By the way, you guys,

I'm just starting to see
the beauty of where we're going.

-Look at that.
-Oh, my!

[Brandon] Isn't that amazing?

Bruce, wake up!
You're missing the whole thing.

Every place that we turn,
everything is so beautiful.

The mountains, the caves, like,
I cannot believe we're about to go and,

like, canoe through all these
beautiful caves. I'm so excited.

Let's get in the boat, guys.

[Bruce] Let's go, we're going ashore.

-Am I going to get so sunburned?
-[Bruce] Well, you're gonna be in a cave.

You won't get sunburned in a cave.

Who have we got left, Kim? Let's go!

-[Kris] Look how pretty this is.
-[Leah] Yeah, I know, this is crazy.

This is like Disneyland.

[Bruce] Who's first? Brody, Kim.

Why don't you guys go right there?

[indistinct mumble]

-Man…
-How're you thinking…

[Bruce] Why don't you slide up front?

-[Kim] Really?
-[Bruce] Yeah.

[Brandon] So Brody can scoot
in behind you.

And watch out for the half-chub.

I [bleep] hate you all.

[Bruce] Hey, bro!
Kris, why don't you and I go.

[Kris] Are we ready?

[Bruce] Yes, let's move it.

You're getting in the front.

-[Kris] Hold on.
-Just get in the [bleep] boat and go.

-[Kris] Bruce, stop.
-[Bruce] Push it back.

[Kris] I'm just doing my best.

The fact that my mom and Bruce
are still fighting and they just cannot

get it together…

-[Bruce] Just chill out.
-Shut the [bleep] up, you idiots.

I mean, they're ruining
our entire trip for us.

[Khloé] It's not fun anymore.

And then… there's me.

[Kris] Wait, why is Khloé all by herself?

[laughter]

-[Brody] Hey, what happened, Khloé?
-You [bleep] left me, you [bleep].

[Khloé] It's not the first time
I've been ditched for Kim, don't worry.

[Kim] I'm gonna get
a fab tan line with this.

I'm gonna have to go naked later.

-Oh, my god, I'm so scared.
-Don't be scared.

Look at this whole thing
that's over top of us.

Yeah, it's fine.

-I got a light, honey, if you need it.
-[Kris] Yeah.

[Kim] This is crazy.

Whoa.

[Bruce] How cool is this, huh?

[Kendall] Oh, my god, it opens up.

This is incredible!

[Kendall] Oh, my god, it opens up.

This is incredible!

[Bruce] And let there be light!

This is insane.

[Kris] I really feel like
I'm in another world.

Oh, my god.

[Kris] This is like Jurassic Park.

As much as I complain and kick
and scream, at the end of the day,

some of the things that
Bruce wants us to do

are once in a lifetime experiences.

So I'm really grateful.

We made it.

[Kris] Take a picture of Daddy and I.

[solemn music]

Hi, Khlo.

[Khloé] This place is phenomenal
and it's beautiful.

I do wish my brother was here
to see it, though.

He's missing out on all of
our family memories.

I mean, it's sad.

[Bruce] Well, did you guys like that?

[men] Hey!

[Brandon] Brod.

What?

What?

Hey, what are you guys doing?
Like, what do you get…

-I keep catching you, like, yeah…
-With Brody?

What is going on?

[Brandon] Well, obviously,
Brody walked in on you, right?

Naked, and he came back and he told us.

We immediately just started
messing with him, and we're like,

"Oh, did she turn you on?"
You know, and he goes,

"Well, I did get a half-chub."

[Kim laughs]

And he was joking, but ever since then,
we've just been messing with him.

So you should mess with him, too.

-Oh, my god.
-It's fun.

Brandon wants me to get in
on this whole teasing Brody thing.

[Kim] So I'm just gonna play along,
just for fun.

-[Brandon] Hey, Brody.
-[Brody] What?

-[Brandon] How you doing?
-[Brody] Great.

-How are you doing?
-[Kim] You're so far.

-[Brody] I'm so far?
-Yeah.

Really? I mean,
we can hear each other, though…

[Brody] Am I really that far?

-Kind of.
-All right!

Feels just like there's so much
distance between you guys.

[Kim laughs]

[upbeat music]

Kim is crazy.

[Khloé] The fact that she
has the balls to do this,

she has no shame in her game.

[Kim] Brody, let's take a picture up here.

-I'll take a picture.
-Yeah, we'll take a picture.

We're doing slo-mo.

-Come on.
-Oh, come on, guys.

[Brody] I'm not [bleep] doing that.

-Come on, grab a towel.
-[Leah] It'll be funny.

-Oh, I'm… Oh, yeah!
-[Leah] Come on, it'll be funny.

-Come on.
-[bleep] you guys.

-[Leah] Is he upset?
-No, he's not upset. He gets shy.

[Brandon] We're obviously
just messing around.

I really wish he would've done that.

-So you're living in Rob's house now?
-[Khloé] Yeah.

-With Rob?
-Yeah. It's a townhouse. I love it.

Like, it's really cozy.

Is he doing all right?

Yeah. I mean, he never leaves the house.

-[Brandon] Really?
-Like, ever.

You know, you could make yourself

really depressed
if you don't leave a house.

If anyone of us…

you know, if we just decided,
"Oh, I'm gonna stay in for weeks."

Yeah. I mean,
he's definitely very depressed. It's sad.

-[Brandon] Yeah, it is.
-[Khloé] But I want him to get better.

I don't know. I feel like Rob
just needs to get it together

and, like, go away somewhere.

I'm all about, like, being proactive.

It's been over a year now
that he's been like this.

[Kim] We've all tried to help him.

It's just, like, a cycle.

That first step is probably
the hardest steps.

It's, like, saying,
"Okay, I'm not gonna go do this."

-He's taken that first step a few times.
-No one will get help unless

they want it on their own.

No. It's because
he does it for everybody else.

You have to want it for yourself.

And that's what frustrates me
about you so badly.

Sometimes you guys are just
so close-minded that you don't think about

what else they're going through.

Like, he has to want…

You can't, like, just be, like,

"Oh, you just keep
complaining about the same thing."

-That's not the way it works.
-[Kim] I don't even say that to him.

The problem is, he spends hours
a day with Mom on the phone

-talking about how his life is miserable…
-But if that's what he needs to do.

…but he won't do anything,

and I'm just a little bit
more of a tough love kind of person.

I've been so a part of Rob's world
for the past few years,

while Kim has been living her own life.

And it's easy to say,
just give someone tough love.

It's so easy to say that,
'cause she's not with Rob all the time.

[Brandon] You okay, Khloé?
Are you just tired?

No, I'm just tired of…

everything.

It's like… ay-ay-ay.

[bleep]. What a vacation.

[Khloé] I just want to go home.

[Brandon] I feel really bad for Khloé.

I think that everybody kind of like
puts a lot of pressure on her

and leans on her in a certain way.

Yeah. We all thought, like,
"Okay, Khloé is gonna move in with Rob,

and we're gonna totally
now have this eye on him."

-[Brandon] Yeah.
-But she can't even help herself

right now because she's
so depressed over what's been going on.

I think Khloé should take the time
for herself to grieve

and deal with her own problems,

instead of have a full
responsibility of other people.

This whole Rob thing, obviously,
it's just too much…

-And I want to talk to him, be like…
-…for her to deal with.

"…Get your [bleep] together,
and let Khloé, like,

be a good brother and, like, help her."

It's, like, you can't,
'cause he has issues.

You know, I've watched this,
you know, kinda from the sidelines,

get worse and worse and worse,
and it seems like it's gotten to the point

where family and friends
have to be unified, and they have to say,

"Listen, we all agree
that there's an issue here."

[Kim] Yeah.

You're the one that needs
love and support,

and, unfortunately, at this time,

Rob is dealing with some serious
issues himself.

[Khloé] Mm-hm.

He needs help. He really needs help.

And I'm… I get that, and I'm…
I don't have an issue with that.

I just have an issue with feeling, like…

-the guilt, but I get that.
-Khloé, please.

Please don't ever feel that guilt.

But even, like, Rob has said,
like, you know,

being in that house, it was so dark,
and it made me do dark things.

-[Brody] Oh, that's an excuse.
-I know.

-That's an excuse.
-But it still gets to me,

-makes me feel bad.
-I know.

That's wrong,
because you shouldn't feel bad.

Only Rob, Lamar and I

know what, like, happened in the house,
and what was going on, and…

I mean, I definitely feel guilty,
and I don't care what anyone says.

[Khloé] My personality,
in general, I'm a nurturer.

I want to protect everyone.
And I was not there to protect Rob.

I was not even there to protect myself.

No one could make me not feel guilty.

It's not your fault, Khlo.

-It's really not.
-I know, it just sucks.

I know. It's… I'm sorry you feel that way.

-Well, thank you.
-I'm… I really am.

[Leah grunts]

[Brody] Leah,
I'm gonna get Kim back so bad.

Which one?

-Small, medium or large?
-Those are definitely big enough, okay?

I mean, my god.

She [bleep] with me,
I'll [bleep] with her.

-I'm gonna be butt naked.
-[Leah laughing]

[Brody] She needs to see enough.

-It needs to be funny.
-Believe me, she's seeing enough.

-Okay, we can just cover it with one…
-Two, and try a third.

[bleep]

-It's too many, Leah.
-And then, fan yourself

with the fourth one.

-[laughing]
-Oh, that's kind of funny, actually.

As she comes in, I'm gonna say…

[Leah] Brandon can't distract him forever,
Brody. Let's go.

All right, I'm in.

[Brandon] She's pretty cute.

[Kim] She sits with, like,
her legs crossed.

[Kim] Let's sit like a lady, huh?

Can Mom just have two bites?

[giggles]
[Leah] Okay, come on.

Hurry!

[Brody] I think it's open.

Now, I just got to get butt-ass naked.

Last bite! Can Mom have one more bite?

I'm handing you the leaves and leaving.

No, I don't want to see that!

-Come here.
-No…

Okay, we had enough.
See you when I see you.

Take them. Pull it.

Take this one.

[Brody] And I got to go the whole…

Hold up.

[shushes]
Shut up. You got to lose your shirt.

[Leah] Don't forget to fan yourself.

She's here.

[Kim] What is going on in my room?

Oh, no.
[laughing]

[Leah] She's here.

[Brody] Hey, Kim. Hey!

[Kim] What is going on in my room?

This is so gross.

I do not want to see you.

Brody is in my bed, like,

naked with a leaf on him.

[Kim] I'm just, like, shocked.

It's so disgusting.

[Brody] Oh, Kim, don't.
[chuckles]

Oh, [bleep].

No, that's bad.

Your thighs are so white, Brody.
[laughing]

[Leah] When he put his leg up,
it looks like he's posing.

I'm literally blackmailing you…

-[Brody] Okay, joke's over.
-[Leah] Okay. Okay.

Hopefully, this just puts an end
to this really awkward game.

That's the bed I sleep in.

No, you could never go back
in there again.

This is getting awkward.

[ladies laughing]

[Kim] It's getting awkward?
It's been awkward.

[Brody] Oh, come on, Kim.

[Leah] It will show…

-Oh.
-[laughing continues]

-[Brody] Know what? I love you.
-[Kim] No. Dude.

-You have a crazy uncle.
-Leave. Leave. Leave.

[Kim] Ew. Why did I turn around and look?

I'll get his clothes.

Well, today was a good day,
wouldn't you say?

Now that my daughters are back
safe and sound.

[Bruce] I'm sure
that will never happen again, will it?

-No, of course not.
-In a strange city, strange country…

-[Kris] Oh god! Don't get me started.
-[Khloé] I forgot that was today.

…taking off and running around.

I think you guys think
you're invincible sometimes,

and you're not.

I think we forgot about love today.

We forgot about love?

I think we forgot
about the love and family today.

[Kylie] I think we were all very angry.

[Kris] I get what Kylie's saying,
and she's right.

Bruce and I have been
at each other's throats for,

I don't know, the entire time we've been
here in Thailand.

Kendall and Kylie, you know what
I think they were upset about?

-What?
-I think they were actually upset

because they didn't believe
that we could really be close

and still be in love and be friends.

They are getting mixed signals from us.

Bruce and I are still trying
to figure out our relationship.

It's had its ups and downs and…

I know Kendall and Kylie
get really frustrated with us,

but we're trying
to figure it out ourselves.

We want to remain really good friends
and it's a process.

Why did I have all these girls?

-It's like…
-I don't know.

-…life's too complicated.
-Yeah.

-It's not… It shouldn't be that way.
-Isn't it great?

-[Kris] Aren't we fun?
-[Bruce] Why girls?

[Kris] Aren't we amazing?

[Kendall] This restaurant's
pretty next level.

I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, look, that is so cool.

-[Kim] It literally smells so good.
-[Kendall] That's amazing.

Wait, can I just make a toast?

So, here's to all of you guys
and our family.

And you know what I love
about all of us is that

no matter what happens,
we always come together

at the end of the day
because there's a lot of love here.

-[Khloé] A lot of love…
-[Kris] And I look forward to the next

family vacation.

[Bruce] Who knows where?

-Yeah, exactly.
-[Bruce] Yeah.

But, I love you guys so much, and…

through thick and thin,
we're always here for each other.

[laughter and cheers]

-Cheers!
-[all] Cheers.

Peace and love.

[Bruce] All right, you guys,
everybody back to the rooms.

Get a good night's sleep.

More activities going on tomorrow.

[Kris] Oh, boy…

-Yay!
-Hey!

[Khloé] 12:15 is looking real good.

-12:15 is looking real good.
-[Kylie] What do you mean?

[Brandon] What's 12:15?

A flight I have on hold

-to get the freak out of here.
-[Brandon] Really?

[Khloé] Mm-hmm.
I'm waiting for my travel agent.

The fact that Khloé is trying to make
all of these changes to get home earlier

is really ridiculous.
She's going to be traveling alone.

And pay a ton of money
to change her ticket.

[Kim] And all for what?

It just doesn't make sense.

[Kim] What's the point of coming
all the way out here?

Kim, you can do whatever
your heart desires, princess.

-I'm not ruining anything for you.
-[Kim] Not for me.

[Khloé] Why don't you go
take some more selfies?

[Kim] I'm doing it for Kanye,
someone that I love.

One day I'll be so lucky.

-One day.
-Yeah, one day.

You want to get home
to your 50 rappers that you're dating.

You're, like, a miserable person.

-I am.
-[Kim] You really are.

I'm a miserable person
that takes wonderful selfies all day long.

[upbeat music]

[clears throat]

Listen.

I almost punched Kim in her [bleep] face.

Dude, I almost punched her for you,
but I didn't want to get into it.

I was about to be like, "Are you kidding?"

-But then I was…
-That went, that got real fast.

-So real.
-Can you believe she said that?

Kim goes back to, like, name-calling
and calling me this and that and…

Whatever, dude. Call me whatever you want.

But I'm not a miserable person.

I might be going through
some miserable [bleep] right now,

but calling me names or whatever,
it's not gonna make anything better.

And again,
it's validating why I want to go home.

I just need to go home.

Tomorrow morning will work out.

And if not, then what?

I have to leave with the family?

Yeah.

I have to sit on that plane
with Kim again?

-What if we k*ll each other?
-[laughs]

Her and that [bleep] selfie book.

[continues laughing]

[Khloé] It's been the most
draining trip I've ever been on.

I'm thinking about whether or not
I should go home.

I don't really know what I'm gonna do.

Isn't this a great color?
It matches your nails.

-[Kim] Mm-hmm.
-Kind of.

-[Kim] Yeah.
-[Kris] They're really cute.

Have you talked to Khloé this morning?

-No.
-She kind of wants to go home.

She wanted to go home last night
in the middle of the night.

It's so bizarre. I just get so frustrated.

Whatever you want to do, it's vacation,

-but just don't sit and be miserable.
-Right.

[Kim] It's like she gets anxiety with
the whole Rob situation when she's away.

I think she feels anxious
because he's home alone by himself,

and so maybe she feels like
she needs to jump on a plane and…

just be in the motion
of trying to get back home.

Well, he's not home alone.
He's also 27 years old.

-Right.
-I just don't see what the point is.

She doesn't need to help everyone.

I do the same thing, I want to fix Rob
and sometimes you just can't.

I have not not cried myself to sleep

in so long,
I don't know even know what that's like.

Yeah.

I go to bed every night
worried about everybody.

You know? And I'm sure Khloé is

-doing the same thing.
-God, remind me to never have,

like, 50 kids.

Everyone has, like, such a huge,
life-altering drama

every single day of the week.

I know, and you know
what it makes me appreciate?

It makes me appreciate when life is good
and I can lay my head down on the pillow

and go to sleep and close my eyes and go,

"Okay, let's go down the list,
Kourtney's great, Kim's great,

Khloé's great, Rob's great,
Kendall's great, Kylie's great."

It's, like…

worst feeling in the world
when one of your kids doesn't…

isn't in a good place.
[crying]

And I think about it all the time.
You don't think it's t*rture for me

to be here in Thailand
and have him at home?

[Kris] I know how Khloé feels.

I can't control

someone else's behavior and I've got
to learn how to deal with that.

I feel sometimes like the weight
of the world is coming down

'cause I'm trying
to micromanage everything

-and that's how Khloé feels.
-And I think Khloé feels the same way.

Khloé feels responsible for him.

[Kim] Seeing my mom cry over Rob,
honestly, it's heartbreaking.

It just makes me really think, like how…

hard this must be for Khloé.

I mean, they just have this special bond,
they always have.

[Robert] There they are together.

[babbles, squeals]

[Kim] They're the closest in age
out of all the siblings,

and they're, like, best friends.

When you're so close to someone,

it's shocking when they just go through
so many changes.

It must be really hard for Khloé
to witness this all.

I don't want her to feel, you know,
like this is just huge responsibility.

It's not her fault.

No one blames her…

-for any of this.
-Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, not at all.

And I think it's just so unhealthy,
going from Lamar

and having to deal with all of that.

[Kris] And this.

-And then now…
-It's huge.

Moving in with someone else
when this should be her like…

grieving time by herself.

I know. It's a lot.

She's going through a lot.

She needs to be selfish
and she needs to, you know…

not take responsibility for everyone else

and it's okay to grieve
and do her own thing.

And it's gonna be unhealthy for her
if she wants to try and save Rob.

Like, she just has to, like, save herself.

[dramatic music]

We've brought some gifts for you.

[Kim] Next on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

Oh, how cool!

[Kim] How old are you?

Twelve.

When you go to a place like this
and you just see so many amazing kids,

you think, like, what more can I do?

It just breaks my heart for these kids.

-It was just so sad.
-It's sad.

[Kendall] Brody,
that guy just touched my ass.

-Who?
-Him, right there.

-You just [bleep] touched my sister?
-No.

Are you [bleep] kidding me, bro?