09x18 - Secrets of a Double Life

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[Kim] What'd you do?

-I colored.
-You did?

And I read books.

Have you been good
and been sleeping in your Star Wars bed?

Um, sometimes I do.

Do you want to see what toys
I can get when I sleep in my bed?

[Kim] Yeah.

They're gonna be so cool.

So, why don't you do it?

Okay.

Did you see the pics online of Khloé?

-Yeah. With her, like, posse?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

-Like, who are these friends?
-No, I don't know.

-There are, Instagrams of…
-She's just so shady all the time.

She's so shady.

-Like, have you even met this French guy?
-Nope.

-Have you?
-No.

He's just so not, like, her type.

I thought she literally
only liked Black guys.

This is, like the first non-Black guy
she's ever been with.

[chuckles]

I've heard of the name French Montana,
heard that he's a rapper,

and Kim said he's from Morocco.

[camera shutters clicking]

[Kourtney]
I'm just not exactly sure who he is.

And since him and Khloé
have been spending time together,

we need to find out ASAP.

I mean, it's the same
as she was before Lamar.

She just, like, does her thing,
and she doesn't tell anyone.

Yeah, true.

It's just her. She's kind of, like,
a ride-or-die kind of beeyotch.

You can't even talk to her about anything,
'cause she's so sensitive.

I saw another thing before,
where she was in New York.

Shadeballs.

[cheery music]

[upbeat music]

He's doing the hangman!
He's doing the hangman!

-[Scott] Oh, yeah!
-[Mason] Yeah!

-My, um, pants.
-Your butt hanging out?

Yeah, it's like
full butt cheek hanging out.

-Hi, you!
-Guess I still have baby weight to lose.

Well, this is the wedding location.

-That is ridiculous.
-Yeah. Really cool, right?

Mase, look. This is where my wedding is.

The wedding is approaching,
so the pressure's really on.

It does get kind of stessful,
just 'cause everyone has so many requests,

especially when
it's a destination wedding.

There's so many other logistics
that go along with it.

-[Kris] What's this little stack?
-[Kim] This is invitations.

-[Kris] Wait, is this the wedding?
-Yes.

-Do you like the color?
-Yeah, I do like the color.

But, like, this, we were just
thinking of, like, the texture.

I really like this one.

I kind of like the size of that.

I like things that are
oversized and dramatic.

[awkward music]

I would think Kanye would wanna
pick all these things out himself.

-He does. So, I need to wait.
-[Scott] That's for damn sure.

Well, is that typical, though,

-that the groom…
-And I'm not gonna give my opinion.

Is anything typical?
I mean, who cares at this point?

So, the wedding ceremony.

So, we're gonna tell
everyone to be outside,

and vans will pick everyone up.

But don't you want everybody
to see where we are,

and how gorgeous the grounds are?

Or wherever we are doing
this secret service?

We have to make this decision,
like, pronto.

[children's music playing]

You've never even had a convo with
my wedding planner so how would you know?

I haven't had a conversation with her
because you've never included me.

I know that Kim and Kanye want to
do this whole thing by themselves,

but I think any mom is so thrilled
when her daughter or her son get married,

so I do wanna be a part of
the wedding planning, just a little bit.

So the night before, we're gonna
drive through the gates of Versailles,

and we've rented out Versailles.

-But don't tell anyone that part.
-I appreciate you leaving it super low-end

so there's nothing for us to have to reach
if we ever do anything.

[Kris] Well, can't I help with something?

What if I did a party for you in Paris?

We just don't have time.

[Kris] Do you want my input?

Not really, 'cause I need to see
what he wants, so we'll go over it.

Good. Well, maybe when Penelope
gets marries, she'll want my input.

Mom, relax.

[upbeat music]

[applause and cheering]

I had so much fun
hosting the show tonight.

I want to thank Chelsea for having me on.

Kim just e-mailed me.
I said I was shaking with nerves.

My mom is such a flake.
She said she was coming.

Okay, well…

Are you okay? You should be
so excited, you did so good.

-Are you not happy?
-No.

-Khloé, you were hilarious.
-Yeah?

Like, people were roaring the entire time.

I was guest-hosting
for Chelsea Lately today,

and my mom slash manager
is supposed to be here and she's late.

It's so frustrating.

I was so nervous. I'm so happy
it's over, 'cause I was so nervous.

You, honestly, you could not tell
at all that you were nervous.

-Okay, good.
-At all.

Stop it, tell me more.
No, I'm just kidding.

[Khloé] Where the [bleep] is she?
I'm gonna k*ll my mom.

[phone dial tone]

Recently, my mom
has been very overwhelmed, I think,

in handling all of her responsibilities.

I've been asking that
we are equally taken care of.

That hasn't happened.

-[Kris] Do you like that book deal idea?
-Uh-huh.

-For who?
-Me.

Somebody called today
about Kourtney and a book.

-A lifestyle book.
-People wanna hear what I have to say.

I'm stepping away from her
before I literally eat her.

I am so incredibly happy that my mom
is trying to get Kourtney a book deal.

She deserves it, and she wants it.

But I don't even feel
like have gotten ten percent

of what I should get out of
my mother or my manager.

[phone dial tone]

[bleep] psycho.

[upbeat music]

[Kourtney] Khlo?

-[Khloé] Yeah?
-Is this your room?

[Khloé] You've never been here?

[Kourtney] Not in your room.

-[Kim] Hi.
-Oh, you guys are here.

You look really pretty.

[Khloé] What are you guys doing here?

What are you doing here, is the question.

[Khloé] Nothing.

We saw pics of you in Hotlanta.

ATL, Shawty.

I haven't been to Atlanta
in three to five years.

When Kourtney and I talk to Khloé,
we have to tread really lightly,

because Khloé gets so defensive.

We just wanna know,
who does she hang out with?

What makes, you know, KoKo happy?

But she's been really resistant.

-[Kourtney] Khloé.
-[Khloé] I gotta change my phone number.

Why?

Who is this crew
you've been hanging out with?

Who have you been hanging out with?

-The W crew.
-[Khloé] The W crew?

-The West crew?
-Westside!

I have no idea.

I like to hold some things private
until I know what's happening.

And I'm still going through a divorce.

I don't feel like I have to let
everybody in on every little thing I do,

if I don't even know
what I'm doing in my own life.

[Kourtney] They're up to no good.

I just want you to have fun,
but be protected.

You guys, this has been a great talk.

I'm so happy you guys came here.

You little freak.

[upbeat music]

-[Malika] Hi.
-[Khloé] Hi, lovely.

You look really pretty. This hair…

Thanks.

Girl, my weave is so tight,
so I'm like, I can't wear it down.

-You look beautiful.
-So, I told you to pay me no mind.

Oh, what's this? Vision board.

I wanna make my mind up
about the floors, like, ASAP.

Oh, Mom! Nice seeing you here.
I have a million questions for you.

What are you gonna do
about this fireplace?

[Khloé] Yes.

If you were not 30 minutes lat,
we could talk about it. So let's talk.

The fireplace we are getting rid of.

And then in the kitchen,
we were gonna change the hardware too.

Do you know that
I'd actually die for that red chandelier?

I like it a little more subtle.
Like, this is what I've always wanted.

[phone ringing]

Awesome.

[tense music]

She's making this process
so much longer too.

Like, I have to get through
this whole house.

We're only onto the second room.

And she was supposed to be
in my writer's meeting for Chelsea,

didn't show up.

She just doesn't make me
a priority whatsoever.

All I've asked was for an hour
of my mom's undivided attention.

She's finally here, she's late. Again.
Like, I really need her to pay attention.

I'm making really expensive decisions
about my home.

I don't just want her here on the phone.

-Mom, I love you,
-Yeah?

-but this was supposed to be my time.
-[Kris] Okay. Got it.

-We're redoing all the fountains, Mom.
-Oh, fun.

-Mom. Mom.
-Every day.

She is irking the [bleep] out of me.
I'm gonna k*ll her.

You'd like something
a little more graphic?

Yeah, I do with drapes.

Well, I mean, I would have to see, I mean…

Another shopping day.

[Kris] I have to go, Khloé.
I have to change and go to a meeting.

I love these floors.

[upbeat music]

Okay, I feel like
I've lost, like, one pound.

-I feel like you've lost at least three.
-What?

All right, so what else
do we need to go through?

-Flights.
-Flights for Paris.

We need to make sure
your whole family is booked, because…

Okay, let me go talk to my mom
and see what she's booked.

-[Kim] Mom?
-[Kris] Hi, honey.

I wanted to see…

Are Kendall and Kylie's
flights booked for Paris?

I have a checklist of things,
and that is one of them.

Um, yeah, I booked them.

I mean, I get no information from you,
so I just went ahead and did my thing.

I gave you dates.

-Kim…
-Well, what information do you need?

The time?

Kim, you're having a wedding.
I don't know anything that's going on.

You don't even let me
give you a wedding shower.

We don't have time.

All I wanted to do
was a small little party

-with some of your--
-I don't even want a party.

We've had so many parties in my life,
I don't have time.

I just have to get through the summer.

I need to get through the wedding,
Kanye's birthday party,

North's first birthday party,
moving into the house.

-Like, everthing is moving so fast--
-Yeah, you've got a lot going on,

but that doesn't mean
I couldn't have given you

-a little party to celebrate--
-When did we have time?

Okay

-I don't know.
-If you're dying for a party that badly,

you can have, like, a dinner.

You know, with just my friends.

-Like, five, ten people.
-I would love to do that.

-That's what I've been begging you to do.
-Fine, fine, but no party.

-Dinner, like, we go out to eat.
-Okay.

We need to eat.

I'm honestly exhausted
from having to, like, fend my mom off.

I'll throw her a bone and I'll let her
throw, like, a bridal shower.

Nothing, like, really directly
related to the wedding.

Okay, I promise
if you let me do that for you,

-it will be really small.
-Dinner, just a dinner. Perfect.

-[Kim] Bye. Don't have time.
-Okay, thank you!

[upbeat music]

Who wants to set the table?
It's Mother's Day.

Scott, so, did you take the soap out

and then just decide
to put it back right there?

Just making sure because…

Oh, yeah, you don't live here, do you?

Scott, seriously, don't make me
shove a [bleep] so far up your ass.

-Whose [bleep] would you be using?
-[Khloé] Mine.

-Let me see that little thing you got.
-The one Kourtney loaned me.

-I was wondering where her penis went.
-[laughs]

Oh, it smells good in here.

-[Kourtney] Hey, Mama Bear.
-[Kris] Hi, everybody.

Khloé, what are you making?
This is amazing.

You know what I would do with this?
Maybe the gold silverware that we have?

-Okay. Okay.
-And some white flowers?

Kendall leaves for a month on Thursday.

-[Kourtney] For where?
-New York, London, Paris and back.

[Kourtney] What is she doing?

-You name it.
-Modeling, modeling, cover, cover,

sh**ting a cover, sh**ting a fashion show.

-Nice.
-Presenting at the Billboard Awards.

I'm so proud of her.

-[Khloé] Mom!
-[Kris] What is going on?

My mom does not protect me ever,
and it's so frustrating.

As your daughter and friend,
you've let me down and now as you client.

[Khloé] Mom, listen.

This New Zealand radio thing,
did you proofread the questions?

[Kris] I haven't seen the questions.

Well, that's [bleep]
'cause they're printed out by my bed.

The first question is,
"What do you think you know about love?"

"And if you were to be married again,
would you just elope?"

-Just say no to all the questions.
-No, mom.

-It's your job as my manager!
-I'm seeing this… No, it's a P--

No, I'm not PR.

-No, it's not.
-Calm down. It's the first

-I'm seeing of these questions.
-It's not the first time I've…

-One day, Mom, I'm going to…
-Who is it coming from?

I'm gonna get someone new
to run my [bleep].

And I tell you this all the time,
and you never change.

So, no, I'm not doing
your interview tomorrow.

-[Kris] Who is… Then don't do it.
-Shut up!

You're asking me for the Instagrams
and the interviews that we all do,

and I gave you one and
I didn't see the questions, so sh**t me!

[Khloé] This came through you!
You authorized it! Work, Mom!

No questions about my husband,
my marriage.

The first question,
"What do you think you know about love?"

"And if you were to marry again,
would you elope?"

Very first questions.

Well, obviously,
those two are off the table.

They should've never been written
because that was my one thing!

-I'll talk about anything but that!
-Read your questions for an interview.

My mom and my manager should have my back.

-Be my second set of eyes!
-Hello?

I don't want to talk to my mom
like that, but it just infuriates me.

She'll, like, get a deal together
and then the follow through's not there.

I just feel like I'm not protected by her.

This radio thing? It was just the straw
that broke the camel's back.

Don't get yourself too upset,
though, Khlo.

[Khloé] No, the one thing I said
was about my marriage.

-[Scott] I get it.
-That's the first sentence.

-People are scumbags.
-You don't do anything?

Khloé, we've already said no
to those three questions

and said no to relationship
questions whatsoever.

[Khloé] Don't feel comfortable anymore.

-[Scott] No big deal, move on.
-Okay, so we'll cancel it.

-Khloé!
-Mom, just stop talking to me, please!

I'm asking you nicely
right now, just stop.

[Bruce] Dinner ready?

-[Kris] Oh, hi.
-[Bruce] Looking good, Khlo.

Well, happy [bleep] Mother's Day.

Where are we eating at?

[Kourtney] Some of Khloé's comments,
you know, were definitely not the nicest,

but she's going through so much
that she has to deal with.

So, I totally understand
why Khloé would be upset.

I just don't understand
what I can do to make Khloé happy.

What is it that I'm doing so wrong

that when she asks me
to do something and deliver, I deliver,

but it's not, it's still not good enough?

I think that she just wants
a little extra special attention.

And I think it's, like,
a sensitive subject with Lamar.

And, you know, I think it's just time
you have to make a decision

to stop some of the things
going on in your life.

I'm not sure what's eating at Khloé,

but she's completely attacking me
for something that isn't even my job.

I don't understand
where all this anger is coming from.

I want her to feel
like all of the rest of you guys.

Wait, on a whole other side note,
I thought I had a shopping addiction.

the amounts of clothes
that get delivered every single day…

-What clothes?
-No, it's so bad.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

[Rushka] Let's go! That's it!

Let's do this! That's the girl.

I'm doing this photo sh**t today
for Hype energy drink,

and it's a crazy sh**t
with six different looks,

really different time periods.

And one really cool look
is an Audrey Hepburn-inspired look.

Much faster. She's going to the dream.
That's it! That's it!

That's it! She's beautiful.

[indistinct chatter]

This is the guest list
that you need to go over.

I have to call my mom.

I just don't get it. Where did she
even get all this information from?

What did she… What do you mean?
What information?

Like, all of our wedding vendors,
you know?

Her and Kat e-mailed me
saying that you asked her to ask me

-for the information.
-No.

My mom has gone behind my back,
called the wedding planner,

and this just isn't fair.

Like, this is our wedding,
and we want it our way, not her way.

-It's Kris, sure.
-Okay, she's a pathological liar.

-She just conned me.
-Conned you. Full con artist.

[upbeat music]

Hey, Khlo. You look gorgeous.

-Not my day today.
-Me either.

I definitely want to apologize to my mom,
because as angry as I was at her,

my delivery wasn't appropriate,
it is not okay.

And it's still my mom,
and I know she means well,

but my frustration
sometimes gets the best of me.

I am sorry for how I spoke to you.

I'm not sorry for addressing
what I addressed,

because I just don't feel like
you take me seriously sometimes.

-It's one thing after another…
-No, it's not one thing after another.

We work our asses off.

-I never said… I'm not…
-And I think we're doing…

I never said you don't work your ass off.

Just with everything
that's, like, been happening

within the last few months or a year
or whatever, like, I just feel like…

Well, first, like, you're my manager.

But second, you're my mom,
so I should be able to trust you.

-Yeah.
-First and foremost.

But I don't wanna feel
like I have to even, like, be on…

like, my guard with you.
I wanna feel, like, protected by you.

-And not exploited by anyone.
-Well, I don't want you to worry

like I'm ever gonna be
on anybody else's side but yours.

[Kris] Khloé's feeling vulnerable
and unprotected and att*cked.

And I understand that.

But because I didn't
take that into consideration,

she felt like I wasn't watching over her
like a mother hen should.

You're always protected by me, Khloé.

When everything gets crazy,
and life gets nuts,

I'm gonne be here to support you.
That's what family's all about.

[upbeat music]

-[Khloé] How do you say this word?
-[Kris] And open up a little shelf space.

-Yes.
-How do you say this word?

I can't read it, "plasma"?

Put on your [bleep] glasses
that are in front of you.

-Right.
-Sherlock.

"Aplomb."

That means,
"complete and confident composure

or self-assurace, poise,
keeping the class engaged and focused…"

Are you trying to get a bigger vocabulary?

Yes.

[Kourtney] Mom, I heard
you got in a huge fight with Kim.

She said you were trying
to meddle into the wedding.

-You were?
-I wasn't trying to meddle in the wedding.

-[Khloé] That's a pretty color on you!
-What was that?

Oh, thank you.

We were gonna make your dresses
like this and long cream.

-[Kris] Oh.
-That's pretty.

Wait, were you guys
discussing our argument earlier?

-[Kourtney] I was.
-She brought it up, I never said a word.

All I said was, I got an e-mail
from the wedding planner,

and Sharon said,
"Hey, Kim, I just want you to know

your mom wants to do favors
for the night before the wedding.

What should I do?"

Kim has made it so clear she doesn't
want any help with the wedding.

You have your signature style,

and Kanye and I really, really want
this wedding to be just about me and him.

-Just 100 percent us together.
-I get it, but… okay…

Mom, I've said it to you
five times like that.

My mom really has to learn that she
can't go against mine and Kanye's wishes.

We have everything planned a certain way,

and she just needs to butt out
and go with the flow.

I just wanna take
every responsibility off your plate.

I don't even wanna have
a, a bridal shower.

[Kris] So, now you're taking
the shower away from me?

I can't even deal. I'm gonna move out.
I'm gonna move in with Kourtney.

[Kim] Do you have an empty room.

[Kris] Kim, just stop it!
Don't be so dramatic.

Mom, I'm serious. I think it's time
I have a change of scenery.

[Kris] Well, this certainly backfired.

Everything is a complete mess.

And everything is my fault,
and no good deed goes unpunished.

I can't have her for too long.
But I will have you.

-[Kris] You're being dramatic right now.
-I'm not being dramatic.

-You're being dramatic.
-I'm not being dramatic.

It's… Kim, don't do, don't…
That's being mean now.

Living here is so overwhelming.

I just can't even
deal with this every day.

I just have to get out of here.

[upbeat music]

Must be fun to dress another person,
like, a little, cute, little--

It's way more fun than dressing yourself.

'Cause little kids don't have body issues.
And no one judges them.

[Kourtney] Okay,
I'm getting her Paris vibe.

Do you think this is cute or not really?

It's very lesbian chic.

Do you think
Rob is gonna come to the wedding?

I mean, he says he is,
obviously, but I really don't know.

Like, he also is in this new thing
where he hates me being at the house,

which was fine
because I was in Vegas all weekend.

I see you always gallivanting
around to all these trips

that Kim and I aren't invited on.

You wouldn't pick up
for the weekend and leave your kids.

You don't have help on the weekends.

-I'm not saying I wanna go.
-[Khloé] Oh, diss!

So, who was with you this weekend?

A bunch of my friends.

Diddy, Quincy, Justin Bieber.

-Yeah, so far, so good.
-French Montana.

Do you even know
half the people you're naming?

-[Kourtney] No.
-Good.

If you were seriously dating somebody,

would you tell me?

My sisters are just so nosy.

And then on top of that,
my family is, shocker, very judgemental.

Nobody has time for that right now.

I don't think I would tell
you guys a lot of anything

'cause you guys are shady people.

-[Kourtney] We're shady?
-Yes!

Because we wanna know what you're doing?

No, 'cause you guys
just, like, criticize every little thing.

Just that you guys wanna know
so badly what I do in my spare time

makes me think there's a bigger purpose.

I am just a girl
who likes to go out on the weekends.

Maybe to a different state.

Go get your groove on.
'Cause it's now or never, baby.

Khloé likes to keep things
as secretive as possible.

She's never been really open
about any of her relationships,

especially when it's something new.

So, I know something is going on.

-[Kourtney] P, come here.
-[Khloé] P, come in.

-[Khloé] Can I have a hug? Yeah!
-[Penelope] Yeah.

[Penelope coos]

-What? You want your blanket?
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-[Khloé] Okay, close your eyes.

-[Kourtney] She wants you to come lay…
-You want me?

-Yeah.
-[Khloé] Okay.

Oh, yeah!
[imitates snoring]

[cheerful music]

[Kourtney] Mase, where are you going?

Are you dressed to go somewhere?

Yes, because I'm going to Malibu.

You know you have soccer in the morning.

Do you like this shirt?

-Okay.
-Okay.

-[Kim] Kourt?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

-[Kim] Where are you?
-[Kourtney] Right here.

[Kim] Hey, Mase, I'm moving in.

-[Kim] You wanna take me to my room?
-[Mason] Yeah.

[Kim] Come on, P.

-Kourt, watch North, okay?
-[Kourtney] Yes.

[Mason] Kanye can sleep there.
And North can sleep there with you.

Okay, and then that one will be empty
just in case one of us wants the bed.

-[children giggling]
-[phone ringing]

[Kourtney] Hello.

-[Kris] Kourtney?
-This is Kourtney.

-Is Kim there?
-Yes!

-Like, this is overly dramatic and stupid.
-Where is mommy.

Why are you even playing along with it?

She can't just leave here.

Okay, you're…
This conversation's already too long, bye.

-I'm gonna go unpack my bags.
-Yeah.

[phone ringing]

You have got to be kididng.

I will not put up with these shenanigans.

-Mom!
-Stop, you…

-She's here.
-Put Kim on the phone.

Do you wanna talk to mom?

[Kim] I think my mom
has to learn boundaries.

I've really explained this
to my mom over and over again,

and she just doesn't really hear me.

At some point, I have to put my foot down.

[Kim] Yes, mother dear?

[Kris] Kim, this isn't a game.
So, stop playing games with me.

Okay, but realistically, I'm gonna have to
move out in a few months anyway.

First of all,
you're disrupting everything.

-Okay, mother.
-[clinks]

-She's like… why does she even care?
-[phone ringing]

Oh, if this is her…

-[Kris] Hello.
-[Kim] Mom, you're so annoying. Bye!

-All right, so I'm gonna go stay in--
-[phone ringing]

Okay, Scott's room?

-Yeah, I'll show you your room.
-Daddy!

-[Kourtney] Kiki?
-[phone ringing]

-[Kim] Oh, my God! Don't answer.
-Don't answer.

-Just don't answer it.
-[Kim] Don't answer.

She's crazy.

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] Hi, Khadijah!

I didn't know you were already here.

Who wants to go first?

-[Khadijah] It doesn't matter.
-[Khloé] I will!

[bleep] what?

-I hate this stupid thing.
-It's a different kind of thing.

There wasn't very much effort behind that.

Khadijah's like a real bowler, though.
That's what sucks.

-[Khloé] It's a spare, people! Yeah!
-[Khadijah] Good job.

-[Khadijah] Are you drinking, Khlo?
-No.

You have to get the margaritas out.

Khloé's still drunk from last night.
She didn't go to bed.

-[Khloé] I haven't been to bed yet.
-You haven't?

-[Khloé] I know, huh?
-I wanna be Khloé when I grow up, Kourt.

-[crashing]
-[Khadijah] Oh, you're just so little!

-Like my balls are just going…
-[laughter]

I got on a plane at 5:30 a.m.

Well, this party, I think
half the people there were butt naked.

You would've loved it.

Have you met Khloé's new,
like, crew of friends?

No. Well, kind of.
[chuckles]

-You did?
-Yeah.

-Stop. Stop talking.
-I just said,

"Have you met Khloé's
new crew of friends?"

And all I said was, "Yes."

-And then I stopped.
-[Khloé] Stop talking.

All I said was, "Yes."

I mean, Kourtney is so nosy.

I don't know, I just feel like

how she's approaching this situation
makes me so defensive.

[crashing]

-[Kourtney] Not bad.
-[Khadijah] That was good!

[upbeat music]

[Kim making baby noises]

Look at those teeth.

-Can you say "North"?
-Da-da?

-Da-da?
-Yeah.

-What about "North"?
-[Penelope] Nor.

That was good, P.

I am so tired, but we have this meeting.

Yeah, we have to go change in a minute,

but do… how do you feel about
going to mom's tonight for dinner?

[dramatic music]

I am so not in the mood.

The last time I was there,
I just had such a headache.

Like, so much is going on.

She already called me

and told me she doesn't think
she should come to the wedding.

[Kourtney] I totally understand
why Kim is upset,

but I think that my mom and Kim
just need to figure it out and move on,

because this is ridiculous.

[Kourtney] I mean,
you've been staying here for two days.

-You guys haven't spoken in two days.
-It's fine. Two days. We can have a break.

I just think we need to squash this fight.

[Kourtney] Okay, I'm gonna go change,

but you really need
to talk to her tonight and go to dinner.

[upbeat music]

Chebanballs! When did you get in?

-[Khloé] Why are you so tan?
-Yesterday.

Am I? You know that Miami. 90 degrees.

-Okay, trouble.
-[laughter]

-By the way, where's Kim?
-She moved out.

What do you mean, she moved out?

She got mad at me,
and so she moved in with Kourtney.

-You're kidding.
-[Kris] No, she is getting very dramatic.

What else is new?
Everybody in this family is dramatic.

[Jonathan] What's going on with you?

-I see you all over town.
-[bleep] nothing.

I'm in New York,
and I have to see Khloé all day.

-Hi, guys.
-Jonathan!

What are you doing here?

-Oh, my God.
-What are you doing here, Kim?

I didn't even know you were in town.

Well, I was gonna surprise you,
but I heard you moved out.

[chuckles]

[Bruce] So, did you
just come for the sushi?

I came to apologize.

-That got your attention.
-You did?

Yeah, it did.

I'm sorry I was so dramatic.

I really want you to come to my wedding.

I think you're being dramatic.

-[Khloé] What? Of course she's coming.
-You disinvited her from the wedding?

-[Bruce] Disinvited who?
-[Kim] No.

Mom said she didn't wanna
come to the wedding.

[dramatic music]

Of course I wanna come to the wedding.

But this is just…

I've said it a million times,
we just want it to be our taste.

But then tell me
that you want me to be surprised

and how exciting it's gonna be.

-Don't say. "Mom, butt out,
-I've told you

-has your smell all over it."
-so many times.

-I didn't say that.
-This isn't a time to fight again.

[dramatic music]

I've said it a million times.
We just want it to be our taste.

But then tell me
that you want me to be surprised

and how exciting it's gonna be.

-Don't say, "Mom, butt out,
-I've told you

-has your smell all over it."
-so many times.

-I didn't say that.
-This isn't a time to fight again.

Kim, I think what you don't realize,

and maybe you will when
North is going through the same thing.

I just don't like the feeling
of being shut out.

And I'm really not trying to shut you out.

I just want everyone to enjoy
themselves, have a good time,

not feel like they have to work,
just go with the flow for once.

[uplifting music sting]

I wanna go with the flow, I do.

And I realize that maybe
I just need to lighten up…

[Bruce] No, you don't.
You've never gone with the flow.

I'm gonna try to go with the flow.
You guys are gonna be so proud of me.

[Kim] I know my mom's heart
is in the right place,

and she has a big heart
and she loves to help.

Hopefully, there'll be
no more drama from here on out.

[Kim] All right. Give me a hug.

-I just wanna…
-Look at them hugging and making up.

It's really about you. It's not about me.

I'm sorry for moving out.

That you missed my presence.

-You know?
-I did miss your presence.

[Jonathan] That sounds sincere.

-Take it and run.
-Take it and run.

[Khloé] Oh, Scott, your whole ass is out!

-[Scott] How cute is that?
-[Khloé] Scott!

-I'm finally a Kardashian.
-[laughter]

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] I wish I could
take a pill in a liquid.

Some of it's, like, tangy. Tastes weird.

[giggles]

Hey. Are you gonna keep this tattoo?

-[Khloé] My "LO" tattoo?
-[Kim] Yeah.

-What am I supposed to do with it?
-Get it removed?

But I don't wanna remove it.
I like tattoos on my hands.

But I could change the words.

Yeah, you could add a "VE."

What is this necklace that you've got?

-Don't you have one that said "Karim"?
-Yes, I did.

-Khloé, why are you lying…
-Can I finish my story?

No. I just wanna know
why you are lying to me

-about this supposed boyfriend?
-I will talk to you…

-What? Stop. That's ridiculous.
-Khloé, seriously.

I feel like you have two,
like, lives that you live.

It's kind of annoying
that I have to find out

all this information on the internet
instead of straight from Khloé.

I think, if anything,

my sisters are the first people
I tell all my business to,

so it's kind of weird
that Khloé can be so secretive.

Like, seriously, you live a double life.
Like, you go away at night

-and you have like a whole new secret…
-What's my double life?

I go to work… at day…

-And then at night, I see--
-I'm with my friends.

But who are your friends?

I see you instagram or I see photos,
paparazzi photos of you

and, like, a whole crew
heading on a plane, and I'm like,

-"Where is she going?"
-Heading on a plane where?

When have I ever instagramed

-heading on a plane?
-"Fun night," like in Arizona,

and then I'm like, "What?

-Who is this person?"
-That was a month ago,

-when I went to a strip club.
-But I'm just saying, like…

I'm not the girl…

-Friends that I know…
-[Kim] I'm just…

I'm not allowed to ask who they are?

[dramatic music]

You're making fun of me,

-and that's not funny.
-I'm not making fun of you.

-I'm saying you…
-How do I live a double life?

I was at home 24/7 when I was married.

A double life is what I did,

constantly hiding
what someone else was really doing.

That's a double life.

It's just weird
that you have these friends.

[shouting]
That's not a double life!

[dramatic music rises]

[upbeat music]

[Jonathan] I haven't done
a hideout like this,

this is unbelievable, in a long time.

-I don't know…
-Okay, why don't you back in

and park there, so we can view
the cars driving in the parking lot?

All right, let's sneak in here.

So, you know Khloé has no idea
that we're going here.

Like, French has no idea.

What's he gonna say?
What if he goes buck-wild?

-Are they…
-What kind of car does he roll in?

-Does he have his own or does he rent?
-I don't know her crew.

-I have no idea.
-I wanna know…

Khloé and French Montana
and their group of friends

were hosting a party in LA.

We see it on Instagram,
this flyer going around.

We see pictures of him and Khloé
out all the time.

We always ask her about him,
and she's always really, like

laughs it off, doesn't say much.

So, we're gonna stake them out
in the parking lot.

We're gonna see what's going on.

And make her finally just say this is,
like, a new guy that she's dating.

Oh, we got, we got a Range Rover.
Who's that?

[bleep]

We are so lucky that my daughter
is a good sleeper and sleeping,

'cause these things
are just not appealing to me.

Like, who would willingly
wanna come to the club?

Khloé has turn…
She's, like, a whole new person.

Yeah, like,
she is Khlo Money in full effect.

She is a movie, man.

-Oh, my God. Is this her friend?
-[Jonathan] Oh, this guy?

Red leather pants, bucket hat.
Bucket hats are coming back.

-[Jonathan] Wow.
-And they disturb me.

It's a mix because
he's wearing Justin Bieber pants.

And he's wearing LL Cool J's hat.

So, basically, he's a mess.

-What are you doing?
-I need to take a nap.

-What kind of stakeout partner--
-It's literally 12:15.

[Kim] God, can't you have a seat warmer?

You're getting cranky,
you're getting tired.

Don't blame me that
Khloé goes out to clubs in LA at 12:30.

My daughter wakes up at 7:00,
and I have to work out before then,

so I'm just saying my life…
I'm half Kourtney these days.

Don't go full. If you go three-quarter
Kourtney, you lost me.

[laughs]

You know I'm not good with that.

It'll be fine.

[groans]

Some stakeout.

[upbeat music]

[Jonathan] Oh wait,
I think this is her car.

Yo, get up. There's, there's her car.

[gasps loudly]
Is that Lamar? That is Lamar.

[Jonathan] Oh [bleep].

[ominous music]

-[Jonathan] That is Lamar.
-Wait. Oh, my God!

No, no, no, don't call him!
What are you doing?

[Kim] What the [bleep] is going on?

[gasps loudly]
Is that Lamar?

-Jesus, that is Lamar.
-Jesus.

[Kim] What the [bleep] is going on?

[Kim] I'm freaking out of my mind.

Like, Lamar had to have known
that they were gonna be here.

It was, like, a publicized thing,
and then all of a sudden, he shows up.

What's he gonna do?

-[Kim] Wait. Hold on.
-Get out of the car.

[suspenseful music]

[Kim] Guys! You guys!

[Khloé] What the [bleep] are you--

-Sorry. We need to talk to you.
-[Kim] I came to spy on you,

but I really need to talk to you.

-[Jonathan] Like right now.
-I just saw him.

-Yeah, it's really awkward.
-[French] Wow.

[Kim] Hi.

-Kim, what is [bleep] going on?
-We were parking lot skipping…

My heart is beathing so crazily fast,
and I can't really breathe.

And I feel claustrophobic.
And I'm in this car,

and I don't know if I should get out.

There's all this paparazzi.

I don't know why Lamar is here.
This is a French Montana party.

That's very clear.
That's how this place is promoted.

My sister Kim is here,
who never goes out or never does anything.

The whole thing is awkward.

-[Kim] I mean, I don't know.
-What is happening?

-By the way, we literally…
-We were sleeping in the car.

Why were you guys here, though?
I don't understand.

We just came to see
who you were hanging out with.

-It's nothing crazy.
-[Kim] We have been…

-I just…
-Lamar's here. You didn't just see him?

[Malika] No, I did not.

-You guys, I can't be here.
-He tried to come up to you.

No, he didn't.

-[Kim] He did.
-I would know if I saw him.

Stop yelling!
I don't want this to be a loud thing.

-I gotta get out of here.
-Okay, well, isn't it his party?

-Yeah, it's my thing.
-[Kim] So, you guys, so…

What do you want me to do?

It's weird and it's not making sense.
I don't know what's going on.

And French keeps asking,
"Does Lamar wanna say something to me?

Does he wanna talk to me?
'Cause why else would he be here?"

What are the chances that
he comes up right when we're…

-[Kim] Oh, my God…
-The chances are he was waiting for you,

because he knew probably
he was hosting the party.

This is so bad.

-I can't handle this.
-Okay, well, be calm.

-[Kim] Do you want us to go in?
-I can't go.

I'm not going to start [bleep] right now.

He can't be standing outside still.

-It's been 15 minutes.
-Khloé, you staying?

[suspenseful music]

He's at the front.

[Kim] He's at the front. Okay, well,
I don't wanna make it a big thing.

I'm not gonna let him in.

No, but that's like humiliating
to not let him in.

[Kim] Well, you guys don't wanna
create a scene.

[Khloé] I just feel horrible.
I don't even know what's happening

I don't know why
Lamar would choose to be here.

But I said, of course, let him in.
Don't you dare not let him into the place.

It's not a, like…
I'm not a spiteful person. I don't care.

I'm not gonna ban you from a club,
that's pretty petty, in my opinion.

[Jonathan] That was the craziest thing
that could've ever happened.

[Kim] The club didn't let Lamar in

because they didn't
want there to be any drama.

And I understand why they wouldn't
want that, but Khloé feels bad.

And it's like she has to stop
feeling that way.

She has to stop thinking this way.

[Kim] Hi, how are you? The famous Zoe.

-We finally meet the friends.
-We finally meet her friend, Zoe.

We only see everybody on Instagram.

[club music playing loudly]

-That was crazy.
-I know.

I thought you set it up.

[Zoe] I would never do that.
I don't even have his number.

-He would never even show up.
-Honestly.

Nobody could've put that thogether.

Like, that was the craziest thing,

because I was sleeping,
like, waiting for you guys.

And then I was like,
"Oh, my God, wait, that's… what?"

Is this the crew?

Is this the crew?

It is so obvious that
Khloé and French are dating.

They are so cute,
and he is so sweet with her.

All of his friends are so nice.
They're so welcoming.

And it's good to finally meet them all.

I get why she's hesistant
on introducing anyone to the family.

But if she's out and about
all over the world with this guy,

there's no reason
she shouldn't share it with her family.

-[Zoe] What?
-[Khloé] He left.

I would never do no [bleep] like that.

Like what? Show up?

Yeah, show up to another man's party.

I changed my number,
and now he's showing up.

I can see that
it's really uncomfortable for Khloé .

She can't stop talking
about this run-in, and I understand it.

If it was just me and her
or her and all of her girlfriends,

let's talk about it for hours.

But because French is here,

it must be ten times
more uncomfortable for him.

[Zoe] I feel like, don't act like
it affect you too much, you know?

[Khloé] How am I not to?

[Zoe] No, I'm just saying,
like, I feel bad for French, you know?

I'm glad you're safe,
and your crew is amazing.

[Khloé] I mean,
everything happens for a reason.

It's just so ironic that the one time
Kim is suprising me at a club

or even going to a club,
this craziness happens with Lamar and I.

And it happens in the way
it was supposed to,

because Kim was there…

I don't know what I would've done
if Kim wasn't there.

It's really difficult
to leave one relationship

and go to another one
and kind of find your way.

-[club music plays loudly]
-Yeah!

[club music continues playing]

[Khloé] I'm a different person.
I'm gonna deal with things differently.

And that's in every situation.

I'm still gonna hold things
closer to my heart

and maybe still keep things
private for me,

but it's good that
I'm slowly letting them in.

French Montana!

[all cheering]

[upbeat music playing]

[all] Surprise!

[Kourtney] Next on
Keeping Up With the Kardashians…

The wedding is weeks away.
The pressure, it's so, so tough.

Brody is like, "How dare she extend
the invitation to Brandon, but not to me?"

Just to be totally honest with you,

I'm at my snapping point
to where I will go the [bleep] off on him.

And I'm not playing.

I wanted to tell you I am pregnant.

This ain't good.

-[phone dial tone]
-[Khloé] Hello.

-Scott never came home last night.
-That's insane.