03x14 - Couples Retreat
Posted: 11/04/22 07:48
Jetray: GOING DOWN!
Gwen: THIS IS SO YOUR FAULT.
Kevin: HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
WE FIND LOTS OF DANGEROUS STUFF
IN OUR WORK.
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT
ALL --
Gwen: [ GRUNTS ]
Ben: DARKSTAR?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Gwen: HE'S GOT MY GRIMOIRE.
Kevin: THERE'S PROBABLY AN
OINTMENT THAT'LL CLEAR THAT
RIGHT UP.
Gwen: MY MAGIC BOOK, KEVIN.
Kevin: [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
Gwen: KEVIN!
[ GRUNTS ]
Darkstar: AS MUCH AS I'M
ENJOYING YOUR MANNA, LOVELY
GWEN, WE CAN'T DANCE TODAY.
PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE.
Kevin: [ GROANS ]
Darkstar: VIA EST PORRO.
Fasttrack: FASTTRACK!
HELP KEVIN.
DARKSTAR CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!
Darkstar: ILLIC EST HAUD
CAPUT CAPITIS VEL SOLUM.
PLANTO ORIENS PERSPICUUS.
Fasttrack: DON'T!
THOSE SPELLS ARE DANGEROUS!
Darkstar: LUX LUCIS VIA.
OSTENDO OCCULTUS IANUA.
Fasttrack: [ GROANING ]
Charmcaster: WHAT MANNER OF
MAN ARE YOU, TO DARE TRY TO
ENTER MY REALM?
HMM. WE SHALL SEE.
FINALLY AWAKE.
Darkstar: WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE --
MY MASK!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT?
YOU...HEALED ME?
Charmcaster: NO NEED.
YOU LOOKED PRETTY BAD WHEN I
BROUGHT YOU HERE, BUT YOU'VE
BEEN IMPROVING RAPIDLY EVER
SINCE.
Darkstar: HOW LONG HAVE I
BEEN HERE?
Charmcaster: A MATTER OF
PERSPECTIVE.
TWO DAYS LOCAL TIME, ONLY A FEW
MINUTES BACK ON EARTH, THOUGH.
Darkstar: THEN I MADE IT?
Charmcaster: WELCOME TO THE
REALM OF MAGIC, MICHAEL.
MY REALM.
I HAVE A REALM.
Darkstar: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY
NAME?
Charmcaster: YOU TALK IN YOUR
SLEEP.
BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT.
NOBODY CAN PENETRATE MY DEFENSES
UNLESS I LET THEM.
Darkstar: THEN WHY AM I HERE?
Charmcaster: EH. CURIOSITY?
IMPRESSED BY YOUR DARING?
SMITTEN BY YOUR PRETTY FACE?
HARD TO SAY -- I'M MERCURIAL.
Fasttrack: WHERE IS IT?
IT HAS TO BE HERE.
Gwen: LOOKING FOR THIS?
Kevin: [ GRUNTS ]
HEY!
I'M RECOVERING FROM DARKSTAR
STEALING MY LIFE ENERGY!
Gwen: YOU'RE FINE NOW.
AND I'M STILL MAD AT YOU.
Kevin: YEAH, I GOT THAT PART.
Ben: "SQUIGGLE, LIGHTNING
BOLT, SWIRLY THING?"
I CAN'T READ THIS.
Gwen: IT'S A GATEWAY SPELL.
HE SUMMONED THE DOOR TO
ANYWHERE.
Ben: REALLY?
Kevin: CHARMCASTER'S PLACE?
THAT'S CLASSIC!
Gwen: WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY
ABOUT?
Kevin: CHARMCASTER'S A
COMPLETE NUTJOB.
Ben: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
AN ALL-POWERFUL NUTJOB WHO
DOESN'T LIKE VISITORS!
Kevin: SHE'LL EAT DARKSTAR
FOR LUNCH.
Gwen: AND WHAT IF SHE
DOESN'T?
WHAT IF HE BEATS HER AND TAKES
OVER AND -- AND --
Ben: AND WHAT?
Gwen: I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING.
THIS IS DARKSTAR WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
Kevin: LOOK, I KNOW THE GUY
GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN BUT THERE'S
NO WAY HE --
Gwen: "NO WAY," WHAT, KEVIN?
NO WAY HE'LL FIND MY MAGIC BOOK?
NO WAY HE'LL STEAL MY MOST
POWERFUL GATE SPELL?
NO WAY HE'LL GET AWAY?
Kevin: COME ON.
CHARMCASTER'S TOTALLY GONNA
DESTROY THAT GUY.
Charmcaster: I AM TOTALLY
GONNA DESTROY YOU!
[ ROARS ]
Darkstar: WHEN YOU SAID YOU
WANTED TO SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, I
WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.
Charmcaster: OH, COME ON.
THIS IS WAY MORE FUN THAN SOME
BORING TOUR!
Darkstar: TRUE. ARE WE DONE?
Charmcaster: DON'T BE SILLY.
A GIRL LIKES TO TAKE HER TIME.
Darkstar: STOP LAUGHING AT ME
Charmcaster: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT WAS FANTASTIC!
Darkstar: YOU'RE NOT HURT?
Charmcaster: HURT?
[ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS THE MOST
FUN I'VE HAD SINCE I TOOK OVER
THIS DUMP.
Darkstar: I'M SORRY.
I-I'VE NEVER FELT SO STRONG
BEFORE.
JUST BEING NEAR YOU SEEMS TO
BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME.
Charmcaster: LIKEWISE.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BORING THIS
PLACE IS.
I MEAN, I'M MASTER OF ALL I
SURVEY, BUT WHAT FUN IS THAT
WITHOUT SOMEONE TO SHARE IT
WITH?
SOMEONE LIKE, WELL...
Darkstar: SOMEONE LIKE...ME?
Kevin: WHY DIDN'T SHE DO THIS
WHERE HE DISAPPEARED?
Gwen: BEN, PLEASE TELL YOUR
FRIEND TO BE QUIET.
I NEED TO CONCENTRATE IF I'M
GOING TO DO THIS.
Ben: UH, GWEN SAYS --
Kevin: I HEARD.
STILL WONDERING WHY.
Gwen: PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIEND
THE DOOR ISN'T WHERE HE
DISAPPEARED.
IT'S WHEREVER YOU DO THE SPELL.
AND ALSO TELL HIM --
Kevin: I'M RIGHT HERE.
WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
WHAT?
Ben: SERIOUSLY, MAN.
JUST APOLOGIZE.
Kevin: SHE'S NOT MAD AT ME.
SHE'S JUST SCARED OF GOING BACK
TO LEDGER DOMAIN.
Ben: KEVIN!
Kevin: 'CAUSE CHARMCASTER
k*lled US, WHICH ISN'T A BAD
REASON.
Gwen: VIA EST PORRO.
VIA EST PROLIXUS.
CAPUT CAPITIS VEL SOLUM.
PLANTO ORIENS PERSPICUUS.
LUX LUCIS VIA.
OSTENDO OCCULTUS IANUA!
Gwen: OKAY. ALL DONE.
Kevin: THEN LET'S GO GET HIM!
Gwen: WOW.
MAGIC DOOR, KEVIN.
IT CAN ONLY BE BREACHED BY
MAGIC.
SHE CHANGED THE LOCKS AGAIN.
THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS, ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS, ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
Charmcaster: [ CHUCKLES ] OH,
MY!
WHATEVER WILL WE DO NOW?
Darkstar: YOU'RE INSANE!
IT'S UNSTOPPABLE.
Charmcaster: NOT IF WE WORK
TOGETHER.
[ LAUGHS ]
ISN'T THIS THE MOST FUN EVER?
Darkstar: YES, IT IS.
THE MOST EVER.
Kevin: STILL MAD, HUH?
Gwen: BEN, PLEASE TELL YOUR
FRIEND I'M BUSY TRYING TO FIGURE
A WAY OUT OF THE MESS HE GOT US
IN.
Kevin: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
BLAMING THIS ON ME.
Gwen: BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOUR
FAULT!
Kevin: YOU THINK I'M HAPPY
DARKSTAR BROKE IN AND STOLE YOUR
STUPID BOOK?
Gwen: MY STUPID BOOK WAS
PERFECTLY SAFE WHERE IT WAS
BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN HERE.
Kevin: IT WAS SITTING OUT IN
THE OPEN -- ON YOUR DESK!
THAT IS CURRENTLY PROTECTED BY
Kevin: SECURITY SPELLS?
Fourarms: GUYS.
Both: WHAT?!
Ben: DARKSTAR HAD TO HAVE A
REASON FOR WANTING TO GO TO THE
REALM OF MAGIC, RIGHT?
SOME KIND OF PLAN.
Kevin: YEAH, AND NOW HE'S
THERE.
Gwen: THANKS TO YOU.
Ben: SO, WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE
HE'S STILL AFTER SOMETHING IN
THERE, RIGHT?
Gwen: OKAY.
I'M GONNA WORK ON THAT UNLOCKING
SPELL.
Kevin: HOW LONG AM I IN THE
DOGHOUSE?
Gwen: NOT SURE YET.
Charmcaster: FIND MY...
FRIEND.
TRYING TO RUN OUT ON ME?
Darkstar: WHAT? NO. I WASN'T.
UH, I WAS JUST --
Charmcaster: YOU DON'T
LISTEN, DO YOU?
THIS IS MY REALM, MY DOOR.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT UNLESS I
ALLOW IT.
Darkstar: I WASN'T RUNNING.
YOU THINK I'D EVER LEAVE YOU
AFTER WHAT WE'VE SHARED?
Charmcaster: IT SEEMS
POSSIBLE, CONSIDERING THAT YOU
SNUCK OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT.
Darkstar: I MUST RETURN TO
EARTH.
I HAVE ENEMIES.
THE ONES WHO HURT ME.
I NEED --
Charmcaster: REVENGE?
Darkstar: DON'T TRY TO TALK
ME OUT OF IT.
THEY HUMILIATED ME.
Charmcaster: TALK YOU OUT OF
IT?
NEVER.
I LOVE...REVENGE.
I-IT'S ONE OF MY THINGS.
WE CAN CRUSH THEM TOGETHER.
Darkstar: THIS IS...
IT'S PERSONAL.
I HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF.
Charmcaster: BOYS.
OKAY, FINE.
Darkstar: YOU'RE LETTING ME
GO?
Charmcaster: I AM.
AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A
SECRET.
MAGIC ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL.
IT'S MOSTLY JUST KNOWING THE
SECRET NAMES OF THINGS.
NAMES ARE POWER.
THIS DOOR IS LOCKED BECAUSE I
CHANGED ITS NAME.
SEE?
I JUST CHANGED IT AGAIN.
THIS IS THE FIRST HALF OF THE
NAME.
Darkstar: WHAT ARE YOU --
Charmcaster: THAT'S THE REST.
NOW YOU CAN COME AND GO AS YOU
PLEASE.
Darkstar: I WON'T BETRAY YOUR
TRUST.
AS SOON AS I'M DONE...
Charmcaster: REMEMBER WHAT I
SAID ABOUT NAMES.
Darkstar: THEY GIVE YOU POWER
OVER THINGS.
Charmcaster: MY NAME IS HOPE.
Kevin: UH, GWEN?
Gwen: FOR THE THOUSANDTH
TIME, NO, I HAVEN'T FOUND THE
SPELL YET.
Ben: THEN YOU'RE NOT THE ONE
MAKING THE DOOR GLOW?
Gwen: WHAT ARE YOU TALK--
Ben: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
DOOR?
Gwen: I THINK SOMEBODY TOOK
IT.
Kevin: ANYTHING?
Gwen: IT'S AT THE POWER
PLANT.
AND DARKSTAR'S THERE, TOO.
Ben: LET'S GO KEEP HIM
COMPANY.
Darkstar: YES!
Jetray: HEY, DARKSTAR.
Darkstar: IT TOOK YOU LONG
ENOUGH TO FIND ME.
Jetray: YEAH, WELL, DON'T BE
SUCH A HOG -- SAVE SOME
ELECTRICITY FOR THE REST OF US!
GUESS I WAS KIND OF ASKING FOR
THAT ONE.
Kevin: KIND OF?
Darkstar: YOU ALWAYS WERE THE
MOST DANGEROUS MEMBER OF YOUR
TEAM, LOVELY GWEN.
Jetray: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Gwen: IT'S WEIRD -- HE'S
GLOWING WITH MANNA, BUT HE'S
HAVING TROUBLE ABSORBING
ELECTRICITY.
Jetray: WONDER IF HE CAN
ABSORB THIS!
Gwen: WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THE
MANNA?
LEDGER DOMAIN?
Darkstar: WHAT IF I DID?
Gwen: I'M THINKING YOU'RE SO
GORGED ON MANNA, YOU'VE LOST
YOUR TASTE FOR LOW-QUALITY
ENERGY.
SO IF SOMEBODY CUT YOU OFF FROM
YOUR SUPPLY...
CONTEGO!
Darkstar: WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHERE'S MY POWER?
Gwen: BACK IN LEDGER DOMAIN,
WHERE IT BELONGS.
Darkstar: GIVE IT BACK!
OR I'LL TAKE YOURS!
Kevin: GWEN!
Gwen: [ SCREAMS ]
Darkstar: IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
IT'S NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH.
Kevin: LET HER GO!
Ben: I HATE THIS STUPID DOOR.
Gwen: PASSWORD, REMEMBER?
WE STILL HAVE TO DECRYPT IT.
Kevin: THEN HOW DID DARKSTAR
GET IN?
Ben: CHEAT SHEET.
THIS WAS ON DARKSTAR'S PALM WHEN
THE DOOR OPENED.
Kevin: SO, WHO'S UP FOR SOME
BREAKING AND ENTERING...AND
BREAKING?
Gwen: NICE -- THE DOOR OPENED
RIGHT INSIDE CHARMCASTER'S
CASTLE.
Kevin: SO, IS IT A TEAM-UP,
OR IS HE STEALING HER POWERS
SOMEHOW?
Gwen: SHE'S TOO POWERFUL FOR
HIM TO STEAL THEM.
Ben: BUT...?
Gwen: I DON'T KNOW.
Kevin: BETTER GO ALIEN.
NO TELLING WHAT'S IN THERE.
Darkstar: I COULD FEEL THE
POWER FLOWING OUT OF ME LIKE A
RIVER.
Charmcaster: WELL, MAGIC
DOESN'T WORK AS WELL ON EARTH AS
HERE.
YOU CAN'T JUST --
Darkstar: WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN
ME?!
Charmcaster: SOME THINGS YOU
HAVE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
Darkstar: HOW CAN I CRUSH MY
ENEMIES IF I LOSE MY POWER FIVE
MINUTES INTO THE BATTLE?
Charmcaster: I CAN HELP YOU
CONTROL IT IF YOU WANT.
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I'M KIND OF ALL-POWERFUL HERE.
Darkstar: YES. YOU ARE.
Kevin: MAN, SOME THINGS, ONCE
YOU SEE THEM, YOU CAN'T UNSEE
THEM.
Darkstar: YOU KNOW THEM?
Charmcaster: YOU KNOW THEM?
Kevin: YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS
EVERYBODY.
Diamondhead: AND THAT WHOLE
"CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES" THING?
Gwen: NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Charmcaster: OH, I BEG TO
DIFFER, GWENNY.
Kevin: [ SCREAMS ]
Charmcaster: NO! WAIT FOR ME!
Gwen: WOW.
YOU'VE GOT IT BAD, DON'T YOU.
I SEE IT NOW -- YOU'RE GIVING
HIM ALL THAT MANNA.
Charmcaster: JEALOUSY IS SUCH
AN UNATTRACTIVE EMOTION.
Charmcaster: JEALOUSY IS SUCH
AN UNATTRACTIVE EMOTION.
Gwen: YOU THINK I'M JEALOUS
OF A LYING, TWO-FACED ENERGY
VAMPIRE?
EVEN YOU CAN DO BETTER.
Charmcaster: TRUTH HURTS,
GWENDOLYN, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS
THIS WILL.
VITA!
Gwen: MICHAEL'S A LIAR.
HE'S JUST USING YOU.
Charmcaster: HOW DID YOU KNOW
HIS TRUE NAME?
Gwen: WE WENT OUT A COUPLE
TIMES?
Charmcaster: YOU WHAT?!
DESTROY HER!
Kevin: AM I CRAZY, OR IS HE
GETTING STRONGER?
Diamondhead: YEAH, I'M LOSING
GROUND.
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE HE GETS THROUGH.
Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
Darkstar: AND I'M SUPPOSED TO
BE IMPRESSED WHY?
Humongousaur: [ GROWLS ]
Darkstar: ALL RIGHT,
TROGLODYTE.
YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.
Ultimate Humongousaur: AND
YOU'VE GOT MINE.
STAY DOWN AND THIS WON'T GET
UGLY.
Darkstar: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
MISTAKEN, TENNYSON.
I'LL NEVER BE UGLY AGAIN.
GWENDOLYN CAN CUT OFF MY POWERS
ON EARTH, BUT HERE I CAN ABSORB
WHAT I NEED FROM THE VERY AIR.
BEHOLD!
JUST A SAMPLE OF WHAT'S IN STORE
FOR YOU AND THE ENTIRE EARTH!
Gwen: THAT SURE SOUNDS LIKE
LOVE TO ME.
Charmcaster: YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND HIM -- I DO.
Gwen: YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
THE TRUTH HURTS.
Charmcaster: HE LOVES ME.
HE DOES.
Darkstar: I CAME HERE TO
FULFILL MY DESTINY.
I'M POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER
THE ENTIRE REALM OF MAGIC!
Ultimate Humongousaur:
DESTINY, SCHMESTINY.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
Darkstar: I'M GOING TO
DESTROY YOU, TENNYSON.
THEN YOUR FRIENDS.
THEN I'M GOING TO CONQUER TWO
WORLDS.
Charmcaster: YOU'RE WRONG.
Gwen: I WISH HE WASN'T SUCH A
JERK, BUT HE REALLY, REALLY IS.
Charmcaster: BUT HE'S SO
BEAUTIFUL.
Gwen: YEAH. BUT IT'S A LIE.
INSIDE, HE'S UGLY.
AND I THINK, DEEP DOWN, YOU
KNOW IT.
Darkstar: AND, WHEN I'M DONE,
I'LL TAKE LOVELY GWEN AS A
TROPHY!
Charmcaster: "LOVELY GWEN"?!
Gwen: I SWEAR, TWO DATES.
Charmcaster: IT'S NOT FAIR.
I FINALLY FIND A BOY WHO LIKES
ME AND THEN YOU COME AND WRECK
IT!
>> Gwen: LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING
TO --
Charmcaster: SILENCE!
Gwen: [ SCREAMS ]
Ultimate Humongousaur: GWEN!
Darkstar: DID YOU SEE?
THIS POWER IS FANTASTIC!
I COULD HAVE SMASHED THEM ALL
LIKE BUGS.
Charmcaster: ALL OF THEM?
EVEN LOVELY GWEN?
Darkstar: OH, THAT'S NOTHING,
BEAUTIFUL.
THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT.
YOUR POWER IS WHAT MOVES ME.
TOGETHER, THERE'S NOTHING WE
CAN'T DO.
Charmcaster: YOU ALWAYS CALL
ME "BEAUTIFUL."
YOU NEVER SAY MY NAME.
Darkstar: WHAT?
I DON'T -- I -- WELL -- OF
COURSE I DO.
I HAVE. WHY WOULDN'T I?
Charmcaster: WHAT IS IT,
THEN?
Charmcaster: WHAT IS IT,
THEN?
WHAT'S MY NAME, MICHAEL?
Darkstar: HEATHER.
Charmcaster: [ SCREAMS ]
[ RUMBLING ]
Ben: THAT COULD HAVE GONE
BETTER.
Kevin: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Gwen: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED,
YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD BOYFRIEND.
Kevin: OKAY.
Ben: WE CAN'T EVEN GET BACK
TO THE REALM OF MAGIC BECAUSE
THE STUPID DOOR IS GONE.
Gwen: GUYS?
Darkstar: NO! COME BACK!
I NEED YOU! HELEN! HILARY!
PLEASE! TAKE ME BACK!
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!
HEIDI!
Kevin: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
LOSER.
Ben: NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
Gwen: THIS IS SO YOUR FAULT.
Kevin: HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
WE FIND LOTS OF DANGEROUS STUFF
IN OUR WORK.
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT
ALL --
Gwen: [ GRUNTS ]
Ben: DARKSTAR?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Gwen: HE'S GOT MY GRIMOIRE.
Kevin: THERE'S PROBABLY AN
OINTMENT THAT'LL CLEAR THAT
RIGHT UP.
Gwen: MY MAGIC BOOK, KEVIN.
Kevin: [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
Gwen: KEVIN!
[ GRUNTS ]
Darkstar: AS MUCH AS I'M
ENJOYING YOUR MANNA, LOVELY
GWEN, WE CAN'T DANCE TODAY.
PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE.
Kevin: [ GROANS ]
Darkstar: VIA EST PORRO.
Fasttrack: FASTTRACK!
HELP KEVIN.
DARKSTAR CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!
Darkstar: ILLIC EST HAUD
CAPUT CAPITIS VEL SOLUM.
PLANTO ORIENS PERSPICUUS.
Fasttrack: DON'T!
THOSE SPELLS ARE DANGEROUS!
Darkstar: LUX LUCIS VIA.
OSTENDO OCCULTUS IANUA.
Fasttrack: [ GROANING ]
Charmcaster: WHAT MANNER OF
MAN ARE YOU, TO DARE TRY TO
ENTER MY REALM?
HMM. WE SHALL SEE.
FINALLY AWAKE.
Darkstar: WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE --
MY MASK!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT?
YOU...HEALED ME?
Charmcaster: NO NEED.
YOU LOOKED PRETTY BAD WHEN I
BROUGHT YOU HERE, BUT YOU'VE
BEEN IMPROVING RAPIDLY EVER
SINCE.
Darkstar: HOW LONG HAVE I
BEEN HERE?
Charmcaster: A MATTER OF
PERSPECTIVE.
TWO DAYS LOCAL TIME, ONLY A FEW
MINUTES BACK ON EARTH, THOUGH.
Darkstar: THEN I MADE IT?
Charmcaster: WELCOME TO THE
REALM OF MAGIC, MICHAEL.
MY REALM.
I HAVE A REALM.
Darkstar: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY
NAME?
Charmcaster: YOU TALK IN YOUR
SLEEP.
BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT.
NOBODY CAN PENETRATE MY DEFENSES
UNLESS I LET THEM.
Darkstar: THEN WHY AM I HERE?
Charmcaster: EH. CURIOSITY?
IMPRESSED BY YOUR DARING?
SMITTEN BY YOUR PRETTY FACE?
HARD TO SAY -- I'M MERCURIAL.
Fasttrack: WHERE IS IT?
IT HAS TO BE HERE.
Gwen: LOOKING FOR THIS?
Kevin: [ GRUNTS ]
HEY!
I'M RECOVERING FROM DARKSTAR
STEALING MY LIFE ENERGY!
Gwen: YOU'RE FINE NOW.
AND I'M STILL MAD AT YOU.
Kevin: YEAH, I GOT THAT PART.
Ben: "SQUIGGLE, LIGHTNING
BOLT, SWIRLY THING?"
I CAN'T READ THIS.
Gwen: IT'S A GATEWAY SPELL.
HE SUMMONED THE DOOR TO
ANYWHERE.
Ben: REALLY?
Kevin: CHARMCASTER'S PLACE?
THAT'S CLASSIC!
Gwen: WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY
ABOUT?
Kevin: CHARMCASTER'S A
COMPLETE NUTJOB.
Ben: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
AN ALL-POWERFUL NUTJOB WHO
DOESN'T LIKE VISITORS!
Kevin: SHE'LL EAT DARKSTAR
FOR LUNCH.
Gwen: AND WHAT IF SHE
DOESN'T?
WHAT IF HE BEATS HER AND TAKES
OVER AND -- AND --
Ben: AND WHAT?
Gwen: I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING.
THIS IS DARKSTAR WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
Kevin: LOOK, I KNOW THE GUY
GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN BUT THERE'S
NO WAY HE --
Gwen: "NO WAY," WHAT, KEVIN?
NO WAY HE'LL FIND MY MAGIC BOOK?
NO WAY HE'LL STEAL MY MOST
POWERFUL GATE SPELL?
NO WAY HE'LL GET AWAY?
Kevin: COME ON.
CHARMCASTER'S TOTALLY GONNA
DESTROY THAT GUY.
Charmcaster: I AM TOTALLY
GONNA DESTROY YOU!
[ ROARS ]
Darkstar: WHEN YOU SAID YOU
WANTED TO SHOW ME THE SIGHTS, I
WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.
Charmcaster: OH, COME ON.
THIS IS WAY MORE FUN THAN SOME
BORING TOUR!
Darkstar: TRUE. ARE WE DONE?
Charmcaster: DON'T BE SILLY.
A GIRL LIKES TO TAKE HER TIME.
Darkstar: STOP LAUGHING AT ME
Charmcaster: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT WAS FANTASTIC!
Darkstar: YOU'RE NOT HURT?
Charmcaster: HURT?
[ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS THE MOST
FUN I'VE HAD SINCE I TOOK OVER
THIS DUMP.
Darkstar: I'M SORRY.
I-I'VE NEVER FELT SO STRONG
BEFORE.
JUST BEING NEAR YOU SEEMS TO
BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME.
Charmcaster: LIKEWISE.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BORING THIS
PLACE IS.
I MEAN, I'M MASTER OF ALL I
SURVEY, BUT WHAT FUN IS THAT
WITHOUT SOMEONE TO SHARE IT
WITH?
SOMEONE LIKE, WELL...
Darkstar: SOMEONE LIKE...ME?
Kevin: WHY DIDN'T SHE DO THIS
WHERE HE DISAPPEARED?
Gwen: BEN, PLEASE TELL YOUR
FRIEND TO BE QUIET.
I NEED TO CONCENTRATE IF I'M
GOING TO DO THIS.
Ben: UH, GWEN SAYS --
Kevin: I HEARD.
STILL WONDERING WHY.
Gwen: PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIEND
THE DOOR ISN'T WHERE HE
DISAPPEARED.
IT'S WHEREVER YOU DO THE SPELL.
AND ALSO TELL HIM --
Kevin: I'M RIGHT HERE.
WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
WHAT?
Ben: SERIOUSLY, MAN.
JUST APOLOGIZE.
Kevin: SHE'S NOT MAD AT ME.
SHE'S JUST SCARED OF GOING BACK
TO LEDGER DOMAIN.
Ben: KEVIN!
Kevin: 'CAUSE CHARMCASTER
k*lled US, WHICH ISN'T A BAD
REASON.
Gwen: VIA EST PORRO.
VIA EST PROLIXUS.
CAPUT CAPITIS VEL SOLUM.
PLANTO ORIENS PERSPICUUS.
LUX LUCIS VIA.
OSTENDO OCCULTUS IANUA!
Gwen: OKAY. ALL DONE.
Kevin: THEN LET'S GO GET HIM!
Gwen: WOW.
MAGIC DOOR, KEVIN.
IT CAN ONLY BE BREACHED BY
MAGIC.
SHE CHANGED THE LOCKS AGAIN.
THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS, ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS, ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
Charmcaster: [ CHUCKLES ] OH,
MY!
WHATEVER WILL WE DO NOW?
Darkstar: YOU'RE INSANE!
IT'S UNSTOPPABLE.
Charmcaster: NOT IF WE WORK
TOGETHER.
[ LAUGHS ]
ISN'T THIS THE MOST FUN EVER?
Darkstar: YES, IT IS.
THE MOST EVER.
Kevin: STILL MAD, HUH?
Gwen: BEN, PLEASE TELL YOUR
FRIEND I'M BUSY TRYING TO FIGURE
A WAY OUT OF THE MESS HE GOT US
IN.
Kevin: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
BLAMING THIS ON ME.
Gwen: BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOUR
FAULT!
Kevin: YOU THINK I'M HAPPY
DARKSTAR BROKE IN AND STOLE YOUR
STUPID BOOK?
Gwen: MY STUPID BOOK WAS
PERFECTLY SAFE WHERE IT WAS
BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN HERE.
Kevin: IT WAS SITTING OUT IN
THE OPEN -- ON YOUR DESK!
THAT IS CURRENTLY PROTECTED BY
Kevin: SECURITY SPELLS?
Fourarms: GUYS.
Both: WHAT?!
Ben: DARKSTAR HAD TO HAVE A
REASON FOR WANTING TO GO TO THE
REALM OF MAGIC, RIGHT?
SOME KIND OF PLAN.
Kevin: YEAH, AND NOW HE'S
THERE.
Gwen: THANKS TO YOU.
Ben: SO, WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE
HE'S STILL AFTER SOMETHING IN
THERE, RIGHT?
Gwen: OKAY.
I'M GONNA WORK ON THAT UNLOCKING
SPELL.
Kevin: HOW LONG AM I IN THE
DOGHOUSE?
Gwen: NOT SURE YET.
Charmcaster: FIND MY...
FRIEND.
TRYING TO RUN OUT ON ME?
Darkstar: WHAT? NO. I WASN'T.
UH, I WAS JUST --
Charmcaster: YOU DON'T
LISTEN, DO YOU?
THIS IS MY REALM, MY DOOR.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT UNLESS I
ALLOW IT.
Darkstar: I WASN'T RUNNING.
YOU THINK I'D EVER LEAVE YOU
AFTER WHAT WE'VE SHARED?
Charmcaster: IT SEEMS
POSSIBLE, CONSIDERING THAT YOU
SNUCK OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT.
Darkstar: I MUST RETURN TO
EARTH.
I HAVE ENEMIES.
THE ONES WHO HURT ME.
I NEED --
Charmcaster: REVENGE?
Darkstar: DON'T TRY TO TALK
ME OUT OF IT.
THEY HUMILIATED ME.
Charmcaster: TALK YOU OUT OF
IT?
NEVER.
I LOVE...REVENGE.
I-IT'S ONE OF MY THINGS.
WE CAN CRUSH THEM TOGETHER.
Darkstar: THIS IS...
IT'S PERSONAL.
I HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF.
Charmcaster: BOYS.
OKAY, FINE.
Darkstar: YOU'RE LETTING ME
GO?
Charmcaster: I AM.
AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A
SECRET.
MAGIC ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL.
IT'S MOSTLY JUST KNOWING THE
SECRET NAMES OF THINGS.
NAMES ARE POWER.
THIS DOOR IS LOCKED BECAUSE I
CHANGED ITS NAME.
SEE?
I JUST CHANGED IT AGAIN.
THIS IS THE FIRST HALF OF THE
NAME.
Darkstar: WHAT ARE YOU --
Charmcaster: THAT'S THE REST.
NOW YOU CAN COME AND GO AS YOU
PLEASE.
Darkstar: I WON'T BETRAY YOUR
TRUST.
AS SOON AS I'M DONE...
Charmcaster: REMEMBER WHAT I
SAID ABOUT NAMES.
Darkstar: THEY GIVE YOU POWER
OVER THINGS.
Charmcaster: MY NAME IS HOPE.
Kevin: UH, GWEN?
Gwen: FOR THE THOUSANDTH
TIME, NO, I HAVEN'T FOUND THE
SPELL YET.
Ben: THEN YOU'RE NOT THE ONE
MAKING THE DOOR GLOW?
Gwen: WHAT ARE YOU TALK--
Ben: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
DOOR?
Gwen: I THINK SOMEBODY TOOK
IT.
Kevin: ANYTHING?
Gwen: IT'S AT THE POWER
PLANT.
AND DARKSTAR'S THERE, TOO.
Ben: LET'S GO KEEP HIM
COMPANY.
Darkstar: YES!
Jetray: HEY, DARKSTAR.
Darkstar: IT TOOK YOU LONG
ENOUGH TO FIND ME.
Jetray: YEAH, WELL, DON'T BE
SUCH A HOG -- SAVE SOME
ELECTRICITY FOR THE REST OF US!
GUESS I WAS KIND OF ASKING FOR
THAT ONE.
Kevin: KIND OF?
Darkstar: YOU ALWAYS WERE THE
MOST DANGEROUS MEMBER OF YOUR
TEAM, LOVELY GWEN.
Jetray: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Gwen: IT'S WEIRD -- HE'S
GLOWING WITH MANNA, BUT HE'S
HAVING TROUBLE ABSORBING
ELECTRICITY.
Jetray: WONDER IF HE CAN
ABSORB THIS!
Gwen: WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THE
MANNA?
LEDGER DOMAIN?
Darkstar: WHAT IF I DID?
Gwen: I'M THINKING YOU'RE SO
GORGED ON MANNA, YOU'VE LOST
YOUR TASTE FOR LOW-QUALITY
ENERGY.
SO IF SOMEBODY CUT YOU OFF FROM
YOUR SUPPLY...
CONTEGO!
Darkstar: WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHERE'S MY POWER?
Gwen: BACK IN LEDGER DOMAIN,
WHERE IT BELONGS.
Darkstar: GIVE IT BACK!
OR I'LL TAKE YOURS!
Kevin: GWEN!
Gwen: [ SCREAMS ]
Darkstar: IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
IT'S NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH.
Kevin: LET HER GO!
Ben: I HATE THIS STUPID DOOR.
Gwen: PASSWORD, REMEMBER?
WE STILL HAVE TO DECRYPT IT.
Kevin: THEN HOW DID DARKSTAR
GET IN?
Ben: CHEAT SHEET.
THIS WAS ON DARKSTAR'S PALM WHEN
THE DOOR OPENED.
Kevin: SO, WHO'S UP FOR SOME
BREAKING AND ENTERING...AND
BREAKING?
Gwen: NICE -- THE DOOR OPENED
RIGHT INSIDE CHARMCASTER'S
CASTLE.
Kevin: SO, IS IT A TEAM-UP,
OR IS HE STEALING HER POWERS
SOMEHOW?
Gwen: SHE'S TOO POWERFUL FOR
HIM TO STEAL THEM.
Ben: BUT...?
Gwen: I DON'T KNOW.
Kevin: BETTER GO ALIEN.
NO TELLING WHAT'S IN THERE.
Darkstar: I COULD FEEL THE
POWER FLOWING OUT OF ME LIKE A
RIVER.
Charmcaster: WELL, MAGIC
DOESN'T WORK AS WELL ON EARTH AS
HERE.
YOU CAN'T JUST --
Darkstar: WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN
ME?!
Charmcaster: SOME THINGS YOU
HAVE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
Darkstar: HOW CAN I CRUSH MY
ENEMIES IF I LOSE MY POWER FIVE
MINUTES INTO THE BATTLE?
Charmcaster: I CAN HELP YOU
CONTROL IT IF YOU WANT.
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I'M KIND OF ALL-POWERFUL HERE.
Darkstar: YES. YOU ARE.
Kevin: MAN, SOME THINGS, ONCE
YOU SEE THEM, YOU CAN'T UNSEE
THEM.
Darkstar: YOU KNOW THEM?
Charmcaster: YOU KNOW THEM?
Kevin: YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS
EVERYBODY.
Diamondhead: AND THAT WHOLE
"CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES" THING?
Gwen: NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Charmcaster: OH, I BEG TO
DIFFER, GWENNY.
Kevin: [ SCREAMS ]
Charmcaster: NO! WAIT FOR ME!
Gwen: WOW.
YOU'VE GOT IT BAD, DON'T YOU.
I SEE IT NOW -- YOU'RE GIVING
HIM ALL THAT MANNA.
Charmcaster: JEALOUSY IS SUCH
AN UNATTRACTIVE EMOTION.
Charmcaster: JEALOUSY IS SUCH
AN UNATTRACTIVE EMOTION.
Gwen: YOU THINK I'M JEALOUS
OF A LYING, TWO-FACED ENERGY
VAMPIRE?
EVEN YOU CAN DO BETTER.
Charmcaster: TRUTH HURTS,
GWENDOLYN, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS
THIS WILL.
VITA!
Gwen: MICHAEL'S A LIAR.
HE'S JUST USING YOU.
Charmcaster: HOW DID YOU KNOW
HIS TRUE NAME?
Gwen: WE WENT OUT A COUPLE
TIMES?
Charmcaster: YOU WHAT?!
DESTROY HER!
Kevin: AM I CRAZY, OR IS HE
GETTING STRONGER?
Diamondhead: YEAH, I'M LOSING
GROUND.
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE HE GETS THROUGH.
Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
Darkstar: AND I'M SUPPOSED TO
BE IMPRESSED WHY?
Humongousaur: [ GROWLS ]
Darkstar: ALL RIGHT,
TROGLODYTE.
YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.
Ultimate Humongousaur: AND
YOU'VE GOT MINE.
STAY DOWN AND THIS WON'T GET
UGLY.
Darkstar: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
MISTAKEN, TENNYSON.
I'LL NEVER BE UGLY AGAIN.
GWENDOLYN CAN CUT OFF MY POWERS
ON EARTH, BUT HERE I CAN ABSORB
WHAT I NEED FROM THE VERY AIR.
BEHOLD!
JUST A SAMPLE OF WHAT'S IN STORE
FOR YOU AND THE ENTIRE EARTH!
Gwen: THAT SURE SOUNDS LIKE
LOVE TO ME.
Charmcaster: YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND HIM -- I DO.
Gwen: YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
THE TRUTH HURTS.
Charmcaster: HE LOVES ME.
HE DOES.
Darkstar: I CAME HERE TO
FULFILL MY DESTINY.
I'M POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER
THE ENTIRE REALM OF MAGIC!
Ultimate Humongousaur:
DESTINY, SCHMESTINY.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
Darkstar: I'M GOING TO
DESTROY YOU, TENNYSON.
THEN YOUR FRIENDS.
THEN I'M GOING TO CONQUER TWO
WORLDS.
Charmcaster: YOU'RE WRONG.
Gwen: I WISH HE WASN'T SUCH A
JERK, BUT HE REALLY, REALLY IS.
Charmcaster: BUT HE'S SO
BEAUTIFUL.
Gwen: YEAH. BUT IT'S A LIE.
INSIDE, HE'S UGLY.
AND I THINK, DEEP DOWN, YOU
KNOW IT.
Darkstar: AND, WHEN I'M DONE,
I'LL TAKE LOVELY GWEN AS A
TROPHY!
Charmcaster: "LOVELY GWEN"?!
Gwen: I SWEAR, TWO DATES.
Charmcaster: IT'S NOT FAIR.
I FINALLY FIND A BOY WHO LIKES
ME AND THEN YOU COME AND WRECK
IT!
>> Gwen: LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING
TO --
Charmcaster: SILENCE!
Gwen: [ SCREAMS ]
Ultimate Humongousaur: GWEN!
Darkstar: DID YOU SEE?
THIS POWER IS FANTASTIC!
I COULD HAVE SMASHED THEM ALL
LIKE BUGS.
Charmcaster: ALL OF THEM?
EVEN LOVELY GWEN?
Darkstar: OH, THAT'S NOTHING,
BEAUTIFUL.
THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT.
YOUR POWER IS WHAT MOVES ME.
TOGETHER, THERE'S NOTHING WE
CAN'T DO.
Charmcaster: YOU ALWAYS CALL
ME "BEAUTIFUL."
YOU NEVER SAY MY NAME.
Darkstar: WHAT?
I DON'T -- I -- WELL -- OF
COURSE I DO.
I HAVE. WHY WOULDN'T I?
Charmcaster: WHAT IS IT,
THEN?
Charmcaster: WHAT IS IT,
THEN?
WHAT'S MY NAME, MICHAEL?
Darkstar: HEATHER.
Charmcaster: [ SCREAMS ]
[ RUMBLING ]
Ben: THAT COULD HAVE GONE
BETTER.
Kevin: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Gwen: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED,
YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD BOYFRIEND.
Kevin: OKAY.
Ben: WE CAN'T EVEN GET BACK
TO THE REALM OF MAGIC BECAUSE
THE STUPID DOOR IS GONE.
Gwen: GUYS?
Darkstar: NO! COME BACK!
I NEED YOU! HELEN! HILARY!
PLEASE! TAKE ME BACK!
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!
HEIDI!
Kevin: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
LOSER.
Ben: NOW, WHERE WERE WE?