hey those pictures developed from
Brian's birthday party these are from
Brian's eighth birthday party that was
six here yes I got it so you can quit
bugging me here you are weird and mamas
tell me lieutenant dad is belly you
don't know sweetie but we're pretty sure
it's gonna have a long neck and a foamy
head no I should go wash up I better
start dinner Linden or new boyfriend
will be here any minute I thought I'd
fire up the BBQ and grill tonight
freezing out there you're gonna be
standing out there all by yourself while
we're in here getting to know Linda's
new guy and oh okay I can see where you
going huh hi Bill I Linda hello sweet
freezing cold hey where's Trevor I had
to get in here first and tell you
something I'm 27 you told them you were
27 why do you want to start off a
relationship on a lie you know a voice
in my head asked the same question
fortunately it was drowned out by a
louder voice screaming he's young and
hot my my you're 37 year old ass off
Linda that is so shallow when he was
sorry Linda I couldn't find your
lipstick hey hey when are you gonna
introduce me to your new boyfriend baby
sis you tell me your baby's fist and I
with the Chicago Bulls cheerleader yeah
we had a lot of fun and that squad
didn't we Linda
you
[Applause]
[Music]
so Trevor takes me to close 31 I end up
doing a sh*t with math your sister's
wild sure you're a sweet no that's
perfect wow that's a lot of ass you know
I don't want go ahead that's what
they're there for oh my numbers it back
up six-pack who wants to tap a keg
chatter this is my husband bill bill dis
linda's boyfriend Trevor nice to meet
you you too why are y'all sweaty I was
trying to get the grill out of the
garage I couldn't get the door to open
sherbert honey could you open the garage
door for bill sure I wouldn't bother his
frozen shut maybe Trevor can melt it
with his eyes no I don't mind taking a
look I'll give you a hand oh no bill we
don't want you to hurt yourself Trevor
looks like he can handle it he lifts
weights yeah and not just his own off
the couch I workout sure you do sweetie
Trevor the garage is down okay I'll be
right back I don't know about the new
guy you're dating but his son seems very
nice Linda told him she was 27 okay
you'll find out my real age when the
time is right trust me he'll find out
when the light is right oh you gave up
huh no I got it I just threw a little
shoulder into it come on now I bet you
happen to have a little shoulder since
you were five it's not that big a thing
you know my job keeps me in shape yes
Trevor teach is spinning at the health
club that's where we met he's also a
triathlete I'm more of a team sport guy
you know football basketball hockey
until six o'clock and then he switches
to game show wow you play hockey well I
don't play hockey as much as I used to
but I still pick up a stick now and then
especially there's a marshmallow at the
end of it I haven't had a toasted
marshmallows as I was 12 what year was
it when you were 12
oh hi honey hey Bill what's in the bag
oh I joined that roller hockey league at
the rec center I had to buy some
equipment oh this is so cute you're
doing all this because of Linda's new
boyfriend trip because I want to play
hockey and maybe reconnect with my jock
roots yeah well while you're back there
in the 70s pick me up a can of tab
you'll be I made up my mind i'm playing
hockey okay whatever but don't you think
you should work your way up to something
as strenuous as hockey like maybe you
could start by walking past the couch
bexley go to the gym after a couple
weeks go inside have a look around Judy
it's a beginner league and I played
hockey before remember I used to be
k*ller Miller yeah well if you do this
you're gonna have to change your last
name two min jerk I'm not gonna get
injured I got a helmet pads gloves then
why'd you have to buy all this couldn't
you borrow this stuff until you found
out if you're gonna do more than one I'm
gonna do it more than once I was born to
play hockey oh really well reps visit a
place I like to call bills closet of law
street there was the summer you were
born to fish hey my defense I only gave
up because worms are icky and the wind
turn you were born to ski I was born to
ski I just wasn't born to stop and
they're part of the afternoon you were
born to scuba dive I don't care if
sharks don't live in lakes that was a
shark
what are you doing ha we're playing a 32
iron can't play the point in that you
get back on D I know that this is the
beginner league right yeah but it's also
hockey a good on d back off pal oh you
want the minute you're a girl so are you
humble everybody doesn't run all right
now we can b*at these guys but we can't
count on filter health bill kazhagam I
know let's take our game to the outside
keep the play away from this okay let's
go man this is a lot harder than I
thought it would be still least I'm
doing better than that Phil guy you're
right about that just fell no honey oh
wait I'm till I don't want to be bill
bill sox bill
[Music]
daddy stop stop stop stop stop hi honey
daddy's hockey equipment not play with
it you can have it yeah well not exactly
what I expected matter of fact I've ever
got that broken air conditioner out of
ransom for you guys Wow bill couldn't
get that thing to budge so bill I just
go to get back in the ring well great
great just great I was just telling Judy
I can't wait for the next k see that
honey don't play with daddy's equipment
Hey look at this I have gum where do you
want this to t.o put it in the mudroom
bill Kim Han sure right in there Oh what
do you know that's the second rusty old
thing he's taken out this week whoo-hoo
getting some don't care
do you mind if I take away your house
boy what Judy's been having him do stuff
around here all day well I figured since
we had a young strong guy around I might
as well take advantage I mean they had
old fridge in the garage isn't gonna get
to the curb on its own bill I could have
done that I don't think so it still had
the chain around it from when you tried
to drag it with the car don't tell me
about the game bill guys when barely
some guy on our team named Phil
accidentally knocked the puck into our
goal what what an idiot yeah well did
you score any goals yeah too all right
bill you know everyone does high five
that's why I'm bringing this one back
[Music]
what is that noise oh I just doing some
crunches 100 you feeling all right I
feel great really cuz we were walking
around if he was kind of sore you sure
you didn't overdo a plane hockey not at
all no seriously stop I know you're sore
okay maybe a little you can't make it
down the stairs I could put your hot
stuff in the closet of lost dreams for
you you're right we'll have Trevor carry
everything out to the curb you know it's
easy to criticize Judy but when was the
last time you saw the inside of a gym
was it been like 15 years haha have to
work out I'm not really since has a
difference between being thin and being
athletic they stomp out there trying to
be fed trying to be useful who else is
doing that here in this room oh oh oh oh
it's just me I can start working out
anytime I want easy Judy don't get that
heart rate up not used to it I'll go
with Linda to the health club tomorrow
great idea you consider the juice bar
and tell people how you're naturally
thin High Point health club and I'm
going to take Trevor spinning class and
after that I might lift weights and
after that I might take a kickboxing
class well good for you kickboxing Yeah
right like you could handle that
how can kick you I know I got a cramp
are you sure you want to come to
spinning class with me it's pretty
intense workout what is it with everyone
around here I used to work out a lot
when I was younger running from the cops
because they caught you with beer is not
working out I think I could handle
riding a bike that doesn't go anywhere
unlike your age which goes backwards
your information I felt guilty making
traversing I was 27 this weekend we're
celebrating my 28th birthday bills at
you oh you're heading out to your
spinning class huh yeah good luck oh I
don't need luck I've muscles but you
better watch yourself playing hockey I
can't watch myself I skate too fast Judy
the bikes in France Phillip early
interpreter ok let's go bill your shoes
on time Thanks hey Bill hey Carl you do
me a favor buddy what's that help me up
oh boy oh it's stuffy ass for heat rub
advil i speck did I forget anything
grandpa shut up oh you stop making that
noise or give me a handful of that too
far from hockey I can hardly move you're
so sore why don't you just quit I can't
quit I open my big mouth now Judy's
working out I can help you bill you yeah
I used to coach my nephew's League I
know a lot about hockey all right what's
in it for you you did say there was some
ladies playing right yeah but they're
pretty big and brawny hey I said I'd do
it you don't have to sweeten the pot
now remember everything we worked on
stick to the boards hustle up to the
point got it yeah and most of all when
we try to score we should all the other
teams go right to get in that game
you're an animal don't get him champ
that's it bill stick with it I of the
tiger watch out Oh take it off hey where
did you go I looked for you half of your
class and I couldn't find you really
because I looked for you too and I
couldn't find you so I came home no
problem my car I was Trevor oh so
thirsty kinda sip your water yeah sure
huh do you mind handing it to me what do
I have to drink it for you too are you
okay your life but you're not sore are
you cuz you ever really moved at all
since I got here no I'm fine okay hey
deepa new workout shoes rock hey all
right I'm sore every muscle in my body
aches it hurts just sit it hurts to
stand my crotch feels like it was used
as a backstop at a batting cage so did
this mean you're gonna quit I can't quit
made such a big deal about Bill taking
up hockey and now he's playing
practically every night and he's barely
hurting at all well maybe you'll just
get used to it why can't you switch I
want to be able to cross my legs again
whatever you do don't mention any of
this to fill why cuz you don't want him
to know you're in worse shape than here
I just want me didn't you yeah I'm gonna
go try to find a bottle of aspirin and
if it has a childproof cap so help me
God I'll chew right through it oh hi
Linda you all right oh I'm fine looks
like you dropped your coat there huh oh
yeah I sh*t those the kind of moves use
on the rink okay okay I'm a little
banged up but don't tell Judy this is so
funny what's so funny you guys are
both working out and doing so great
you're my champion yeah don't you have
to go pick up your boyfriend from his
play date going yeah are you forget that
before the ants do
I'm not picking up those cookies neither
am i I'll teach her I'll go see what's
on TV meet you you know what's fun just
kind of strolling through your house
yeah we paid for this place might as
well enjoy it where's the remote we
don't have to watch TV yeah we watched
too much of it we're jocks now you bet
we are dependent going well then oh yeah
I live for my spinning class I don't
know what I'd do without it I feel the
same way about hockey I'm hungry can a
scanner thing sweetie we'll be there in
a minute okay so you're gonna go get or
something yeah I'll get out then get her
something what you want to okay I'll do
it then again there are cookies in there
ah she loves cookie okay okay this is
ridiculous we're feeding our child food
off the floor I say go let's both admit
how we really feel okay together okay
ready set go haha yourself or you can't
even point I know I haven't been able to
bend my legs for days are we trying to
prove bill I didn't want to be old I
wanted to be young like Trevor fell when
we were young we weren't even young like
trap no but we were an old like this how
did this happen happen to everyone we're
not even that old someday we're gonna
look back on this and one feel this good
oh my god that's depressing well it's
not that bad i mean we may have peaked
physically but age has given us a lot of
other wonderful things you're right like
what wisdom oh yes please oh we must
have something to show for our time on
this earth keys we have a lot more peace
than we used to that's right we do have
a lot more keys and you know what else
after all these years we're still hot
for each other you're right someday
we'll have sex again oh god no
did you just try and kiss me yeah right
Becca happy birthday sweetie can't
believe I'm 28 or you know it you'll be
in your late thirties they'll come help
me get this place Linda I forgot I
couldn't get tickets to that play oh no
I was really looking forward to that
well what are we gonna do now well we
could go back to my place and you can
eat the cake off my abs okay builder
leavin with the cake run after all I am
rummy
[Music]
I wouldn't have it any
way cuz you make me
[Applause]
01x14 - Still Scoring
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.