02x04 - Still Our Kids

[bunniefuu]

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61 still 36 no no no no don't pull that

I don't know how to count stuff you're

in first grade now all right four five

six hundred dollars hey Dad I'm thinking

Bonnie out k 9 40 bucks Brian I'd love

to help you but I'm up to my neck in

debt this house isn't paid for this

house isn't paid I just got out of the

joint all the things are looking up I

just want a beauty content Oh dad I'm

we're just looking nice for Bonnie she's

been kind of mad at me all right you

convinced me here's a thousand bucks and

a convertible now you not allowed to

take it to a hotel but you can't take a

hotel to her

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a long day at the mall but this family

should not need any more underwear for

at least another year I smell a

challenge throw out bills old underwear

or drive it to the woods when hope it

doesn't follow you home I cannot believe

that I had to go to the mall for two

hours and I got nothing that is not true

after about an hour you got real crappy

that's because you wouldn't get me that

sweet jacket that I wanted I hate having

no money me too I have to beg you guys

for every dime if only those away for

young people to make money maybe by

trading some sort of labor for it

suggesting that we did jobs yes he is

and he has never looked sexier to me

than right now do you see me in these

where am I supposed to get a job only 13

a lot of kids your age make money doing

what would it k*ll you to win Wimbledon

now Laura my friends are Logan's are

looking for someone to look after their

five-year-old twins after school

babysitting I don't think I want to

babysit it'll be good for you you know

there's nothing like the satisfaction of

putting in a hard day's work and after a

while you'll even look forward to it

well I guess I could worked your film

enough to find my coat you know getting

a job might not be such a bad idea can

make my own money be my own man here

honey let me start dad orange for you

mask job too ok let's see how about you

help mommy straighten up around the

house so I get paid well any loose

change you find while cleaning up is

yours to keep ok like there's ever a

spare nickel around this house and the

quarry it just wasn't such a good idea

oh come on how much money did she really

fine

look for you sweetie honey get out of

daddy's wallet he'll listen little nest

of baby birds out there all right I get

it I'll get the hose oh so quiet around

you're down to Brian and Lauren hip jobs

yeah it is nice to have a Saturday

afternoon to ourselves you know I

thought we could use this time to work

on our relationship and communicate our

emotional needs give me the cabin Hey hi

mommy hi Daddy why did her pants all

went well you know we went to a pic got

Brian from work you know that fountain

in front of the bookstore I found less

change no I'm sorry I'm so soon person

tried to cover by telling people i lost

my engagement ring in there it's a

wishing fountain linda not a miracle

family hey hey working man how was your

date a lot of books it was great my boss

let me work the register today I really

like him he's so cool and then lets us

borrow any book we want from the store

biography ellipse yep plans they are

really good chuck was playing him in the

store today well he must have better

speakers in my car where they're always

playing i'm tryna get you to listen to

zeppelin for years really we know Chuck

knows a lot of cool stuff about him did

you know that some of their lyrics are

based on Lord of the Rings I think this

Chuck's trying to pull something on you

that movie wasn't even out when they

wrote those songs no daddy

hey hey where are you coming from I

thought you were babysitting it to Logan

why was I got off early they paid me and

went straight to the mall you know you

should work out an arrangement with the

Logan's where they give the money right

to the store hey Lauren Barbara Logan

told me you are doing a great job she

said she's always cheerful she's great

with a kid vacuum does the dishes

without being asked really Lana you

sending some other kid to the Logan's to

do your job no what's just their house

is really pretty and I felt kind of

weird letting it get messy was just

wanting to care when our house gets

messy it's just different I mean their

house is really big and everything's new

when it matches it's hard to keep the

house clean with kids around they have

25 year old twins well everything really

does match in there let me tell you

something little girl we could have a

lot of fancy things but we're not

shallow and materialistic ha ha ha Tina

dropped a quarter

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ooh brownies yeah visible Logan hey

Robin Hood you got a backwards you're

supposed to bring their brownies home to

us hey hey Belle she made brownies for

the Logan's what a coincidence that's

the name of my mouth the Logan's yeah

they're fat-free and sugar free well

then I hope they enjoy their brown

crackers you're gonna make them brownies

at least you could do is make the mess

in their kitchen so now oh hi mrs. Logan

you have a cell phone lukens gave it to

me they like me to be reachable yeah was

just on my way what oh don't worry also

it for you you can sew okay believe this

is what she's joined that other family

hey do you think she could get us in

bacon she's cleaning she's being

respectful i mean i wouldn't mind if

they were just getting Lauren but

they're getting the Lorne we never got

judy judy keep your eyes on the prize

here our kids have jobs I started my day

with eighteen dollars i'm ending my day

with eighteen dollars do you know what

that means you forgot to pick up my dry

cleaning hey mom dad this is Chuck Quinn

my boss he gave me a ride home oh nice

to meet you hey how are you doing got a

great kid here uh we've done worse guess

what Chuck's planning a computerized as

inventory I'll go get that spreadsheet

thanks buddy you want drink Chuck I love

a beer oh we don't have any beer in the

house oh I'm sorry you don't drink no we

drink we just drink faster than we buy

you know you're you're not exactly what

I was expecting what do you mean well

most of the people Bryan connects with I

mean you look more like the kind of guy

I'd want to be friends with well let's

see how today goes and take it from

there by the way thank you for turning

my son on the Zeppelin I'm just trying

to cheer him up take his mind off all

this stuff with his girlfriend Bonnie oh

yeah Bonnie right right Bonnie what what

what happened with Bonnie oh you know

how they broke up he's really been going

through a lot what am I telling you for

I'm sure he told you all about it oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah actually I was the

one who told him it was high time to

move on no she broke up with him and

that's why it was time to move on well

when did he tell you Oh a Tuesday me

Wednesday ah he told me Monday told you

the day before it happened yes here's

the disk I'll make sure all the files

are compatible compatible you mean like

Jeff and Amy and the reference section

yeah although what they were doing

belong in science fiction Jamie

what's so funny I have no idea hey son

need any help with your homework why you

know somebody I like I can't help you

with it's just tough what's up not much

anything going on in your personal life

you want to talk about with the old man

must be something going on like school

or girls or girls in school you know

school dad would you like some time

alone with my computer oh thank you

chitchat you know father-son style are

you doing with the sports section I'm

checking the standings check

understandings you like baseball you

finally turned into a real life Oh knock

it off I see I was pretending you were

Pinocchio and I yeah I get it no plastic

Jeff and Amy joke I guess dad you know

the White Sox are playing the Cubs

tomorrow yeah yeah hey I got an idea why

don't we go to that game you wouldn't be

good time to catch up on I'm already

going Chuck invited everyone from the

store ah Chuck so Chuck succumb fan no

he's white socks man what dan and the

white zone Judy you're not going to that

game what's the big deal I'll tell you

the big deal the Cubs stand for

everything that's good and holds him a

decent about Chicago all the White Sox

attract the kind of people we don't

associate with like your mother's uncle

Ted whose uncle Ted except I just found

out Brian's boss root for the other team

well now we can be accepting of that

it's a lifestyle choice no no no the

White Sox what what kind of person would

choose to live like that I've had to go

with charkie already bought the tickets

fine fine go to the game with your new

White Sox buddy

have a father-and-son bonding day at the

ballpark with your mother and the girls

sometimes your father gets so worked up

I mean what's the difference both teams

from the same town the White Sox are not

from arch

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guys I think I can see the hole in the

ozone layer from here yeah the Buddy

rosedale parent at Ryan and Chuck

staring a Brian and Chuck I'm watching

the game yeah he's just sitting there

eating a hot dog I'm now Chuck's button

on sunblock big I think I got twice the

pigment of that loser oh I'm gonna go

get mrs. Logan a sweatshirt well so now

you're buying him gifts it's the least

that I can do they've opened up their

home to me and made me part of their

family yeah well we did that 13 years

ago when I ruined my body to give you

life I can't help it if the Vogons like

me he even invited me on a family ski

trip to Aspen this Christmas you can't

go away for Christmas Christmas is a

very special time in the Miller

household mom last year you burnt the

ham and we ate leftover Chinese food

around the TV second year in a row it's

called tradition how harsh can't go on

the ski trip with the logo can be calm

down so she liked the Logans I don't

know why you have to take everything so

personal oh my god he bought Brian a

white sox hat

don't put it on he put it on down there

he's corrupting my child Heena hold my

beer you're right I'll k*ll it on the

way down mom I have to go on the ski

trip the Vogons are counting on me I

tell you like me to have new experience

you know this is a really great

opportunity for her to travel okay fine

you know what go I don't want to hold

you back have fun in it you mean it yeah

do you want your kids to have a better

life than you have just not that much

thank you so much mom you're okay you

know that babysitting twins can be hard

work right particularly in the snow and

around celebrities so I can mixture shut

up you're having a Chinese Christmas

with that

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hey how's it going yeah what is doing

here oh you're your mom was worried

people could see if her skirt it's okay

honey hey Bill hey Chuck Brian that the

hat looks a little snug let me adjust it

for you there you go that was believe it

said you gave me a different hat you all

come dad all right excuse me you going

somewhere well I guess I better get back

all right get up bill for you

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hey buddy related yeah what are you

doing back a seat open though actually

my husband's coming back after that

attitude all right let's go tummy I'm a

42 short would you get this around types

of says okay Lauren what do you want on

your hot dog we got ketchup and got

mustard puts finger down or lose it

Thomas Logan just what my mom's gonna

let me go to oh you hired a new pair

that's great what's an au pair what you

still need it but I'll still be going to

but sometimes you'll need me to

add new discover place by some stupid

French girl is moving it oh you're fired

on nickel sorry honey I can't believe

they made me think that I was part of

the family you know it's good to be nice

to the people you work for but never

forget it's your real family that will

always be there for you mostly because

we can't afford to travel don't be

stupid don't call yourself stupid you

are not stupid stay up for leaving you

this cell phone who had relatives in

another country just give the little

girl a quarter when you're done bill if

you have to scream could you just not do

it so close to my ear oh sorry I thought

this was a baseball game not a girly

teacup doily party what all I'm saying

is I paid for this seat and I can yell

all I want in my husband feet trying to

watch a game get your frozen lemonade

that sounds good an outage no no I'll

get it oh no I told all my employees the

day was on me well I told my son I get

him a lemonade problem bill I don't have

a problem i'm a Cub fan you have a

problem I have a problem you sitting in

my seat or you to never give up dude

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oh all right yeah only because you're

driving it out of my dad that's because

I love my son has the I Brian still

hurts well look on the bright side which

I probably should have come up with

before I threw that out there I'm really

worried about your head be all right man

I'm talking to your father you are

insane last night you just need an

aspirin are you still mad yes how about

now yes now yeah yeah you can bearish me

in front of everybody and now i'm

probably gonna get fired you're not

gonna lose your job Chuck's a nice guy

then why were you acting like that it's

just that you were rooting for another

team and really bugged me what's the

difference dead than just baseball teams

well when two people are fans are the

same team they they share a bond means

they're more likely to stay close and

discuss things like batting averages or

oh I don't know what's going on with you

and your girlfriend girlfriend dad I

don't even have a girlfriend any minute

I know I have to hear it from your boss

seems like you've been telling them a

lot of stuff lately that I know nothing

about is that what's been making me so

crazy well that and I genuinely do hate

the socks but mostly the girlfriend

that I tried to talk to you about

haunting but sometimes when I want to

talk give me that face what face that

want to hear it face oh you mean this

one no that's your I thought I had a

candy bar in the freezer face oh now

that reminds me no no that can wait have

a hundred percent of my attention son

you were saying sure you really want to

hear all this you kidding you finally

have an age where your problems are

interesting really yeah the first ten

years were all about wiping stuff that

came out of here now it's all about

girls and cars and fights don't shut me

out now okay well remember how Barney

was acting really weird haha so she

comes up to me at the pep rally uh-huh

and right away I could tell something

was bothering it just by the way she

said my name uh-huh so anyway it turns

out that she saw me talking to the girl

with the locker next to me but I was

only asking for notes for our chemistry

class cuz I wasn't paying attention i

was looking at barn again sorry so then

when she gives me the notes body thinks

the phone love notes

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I will you have it in

way cause you actually

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