02x08 - Still Interfering

[bunniefuu]

okay we'll be there you better break the

news to the kids Brian Lauren could you

come down here please let's just try and

be sensitive what's going on is

everything okay well there's no easy way

to say this so when bad news happens you

just come on out and say it kids your

mother and I chaperoning your school

dance gets worse it's an eighties dance

oh no it's their music right which means

is a good chance we'll be busting to

move there might be some poppin almost

certainly some locking but definitely a

lot of this

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can't believe the trust to me and built

chaperone advance yeah I guess there

really is no such thing as a permanent

record what's the 80 all bad clothes bad

hair good home the phone he's been on

for two hours stop bugging me i'm

talking to my lady Brian I insist to use

the phone the belongings my phone

telling me about her day you were with

her all day she's not in my honors

classes III didn't mean anything about

that hundred in five seconds I tell her

all about some doll collection they're

collectible figurines five four three

way back you need someone's at the door

you're on the couch what did we talk

about I'll get it hi I'm looking for

Brian Miller sure wait you on the

football team yeah I great now they're

b*ating up Brian door to door hey Chad

you ready to do this oh he's not even

running away any more chance my lab

partner oh cool what position do you

play mine Becker son and I wait 42

that's your number yeah 42 was my old

number same position sing number that's

awesome and there's a lot of stories

that go along with that number according

to the old quad deuce the year was

nineteen eighty-one we have a chem lab

to do so Jenna was your lab partner well

Bonnie wasn't too happy with me and

Jenna hanging out so much so I just

switch allowed partners come on Chad

okay it was great meeting you mr. Miller

Oh pleasure was mine 42 pride

did you hear the Bonnie made him switch

lab partners yeah sure the girl wants

Brian all to herself remember when you

and I used to be all hot and heavy yeah

which one were you bill the one filling

up your sister while you were sleeping

on the top button that explains so many

nightmares me or spawns getting lost no

you're a bossy two tomatoes which

partner she tells them what to do she

keeps him on the phone for hours leave

it alone Judy I don't think we should

interfere in our kids relationship my

dinner fare and I just think I should

say something well don't that girl is

responsible for our sons denotification

six months ago Brian was building a

robot in the garage now he's going to

dances and hang him with football

players Hassan i don't like Bonnie it's

just I think we should teach Brian to

stand up for himself a robot he named

sir nuts and bolts stay out of it I

don't know sir nuts and whole United him

Judy with a lightsaber

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that's why the carbon atom combines with

the oxygen animals hey guys how's it

going fine you need something who me no

no no I don't need anything you know all

I'm here I might as well check your work

ah chemistry hey pretty lady this your

your book what oh I guess it is how did

that get there oh this is embarrassing

try being me but you mr. Miller's now

let's see all-city linebacker but the

thaw led the team in tackles Oh saddest

thing I've ever seen before yep I guess

it is me nice catch quad deuce hey Brian

I protect me your dad's old clothes for

you to wear the Dean oh good idea why

don't you go play dress-up with your mom

you can sit here and relive your glory

days with Chad what's that I can't hear

you it's 1981 the crowds cheering and

you're not alive yet we think this is

great so if it's what they really worn

in the 80s yeah isn't it totally bitchin

I could wear this I wouldn't mind being

bitching bitching honey back then we

pity the fool who didn't know the lingo

Oh jump back someone's at the door hey

Bonnie hey mrs. Miller Brian you've got

a few to stress exhaustion short Susanna

Oh actually I found when I kind of like

oh just try this on I think you're going

to thank me I'll just try them both on

okay I'll just see what your own bonnie

likes best you mean you like this yeah

I'm a part of it so there's the

quarterback right there in front of me I

blind side and the ball goes flying I

pick it up and just start running as

fast as I can did you score now this was

in the parking lot after the game

they may have won by 30 but I got the

game ball that you dance yep who's the

girl with you that'd be my wife

I'm sorry why I'm not you got yourself a

date for the dance on Friday actually I

haven't asked anyone yet I'm not very

good around girls I don't think they

like me you're a football player they

like you just gotta go for it see that

stone cold fox I'm married to how do you

think I got her my looks or my brains

exactly there are certain tricks that

guys like you and me can apply for

example go up to any girl in the school

tell her you're dedicating the game tour

then you won't just have a date for the

dance you guaranteed to put some points

on the board awesome get a pencil I got

plenty more advice for you trust me take

advantage of this now before the 42 on

New Jersey becomes a 42 and your

waistband

it's not bad but can I wear an

undershirt it kind of hurts my nipples

that's because you're wearing it

backwards silly

you know I'm perfect cape school didn't

okay okay we're going to do this

together Wow is there a third side don't

you um now before you answer think of it

with a pair of really really really

skinny satin pants uh I need you love it

I don't think you answered it yet oh do

you like it don't you bring yeah it's

great but I don't really have a pair of

satin pants you know come on let's go

out to the front lawn i'll show you how

to do a real tackle why don't we do this

in the backyard crying hey mom samurai a

soft I'm assistive amend your arms with

the fire dagger mind if I join sure

since you've never played before just be

a little Goblin

what just happened you k*lled me that

was masculine listen Brian are you sure

you want to wear the outfit Bonnie

brought you to the dance yeah I guess

funny really likes him well it's just

that you know you're the one who is

wearing it and since you're gone with

all your friends Oh actually we aren't

funny things have been more romantic if

we just went to the dance alone that's

why we're skipping the bonfire skip to

the bonfire school tradition did your

father and I accidentally started well

funny doesn't really like large crowds

or smoke for any of my friends okay look

you know that I love Bonnie and the last

thing I want to do is interfere but

don't you think sometimes she could be a

little bossy mom she's a female who will

kiss me who's not my aunt you make

sacrifices to stand up to her once in a

while she'll like even more you think

trust me you know it might be nice to

get my way once in a while course it

what besides broke you're tired of guys

who do everything they fell into it now

get in your pajamas time for this

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hey Bill what are you doing I'm just

looking for Chad not to be here by now

coach usually lets us out around four

thirty honey coach let she had about 20

years ago what you got there oh my old

football jack and I'm thinking of maybe

handing down of the boy why just come

too bright see this 42 that's the number

of things Brian's allergic to I'm this

jacket alone I don't know I kind of

bonded with Chad in fact I've been

giving him a few pointers what pointer

just a few tips from the old Miller

playbook ah teaching someone else's

child how to get some how delightfully

inappropriate nothing I didn't do myself

like the classic dedicating a game

tactic I think you might be familiar

with that one oh hey when you did that

back in high school I was from the heart

it was the heart of my pants Sonya I'm

gonna turn this kid into the kind of guy

i was in high school in my imagination

right hey how's it going well I took a

sh*t with some of the advice you gave me

about Bonnie advice I thought we weren't

gonna interfere Brian decided on his own

did he wanted to stand up for himself

more what she said she dumped me what

she dumped me don't make me say it again

I don't know I could barely hear her

through all the crying oh she cried no

I'll be in my room poor kid looks like

he's really hurt yeah Bonnie what was

she thinking I know what she was

thinking I like Brian better before his

mommy got involved I don't think I'm

saying it Judy I think the facts are

saying it talking about fact one I told

you not to get involved fact to you got

involved fact three our son is dumped

which leads us to facts for and for a I

was right you were wrong

yes but I just got invited to the

homecoming dance oh it's great sweetie

my first place go dance I'm going with

this football player Oh Brian's well

partner Chad count what so excited

you've even going to dedicate a game to

me now it brings us to fact five you

fact up so let me get this straight you

broke up Brian with the love of his life

and Bill taught some jock how to get

lucky with your daughter why do you guys

just go for the hat trick in quel Tina's

durable but he d*ed of a stroke of bad

luck when I sucked him up into the

vacuum we're bill now having a

heart-to-heart with Lauren upstairs yo

bro you okay yeah that's just a hey talk

did you tell her I told her she couldn't

go with Chad he's just not the right

kind of boy only because you made him

the wrong kind of boy well looks like we

both interferes you interfered on

purpose I just set some inappropriate

stuff and fell backwards into a pile of

crap now on we stay out of our kids

social lives I guess Judy all right we

stay out of Brian and Lauren's

relationship good and Chad all right Oh

sweetie honey I heard what happened but

trust me the first breakup is always the

hardest well you don't do is hard

because it makes you remember the first

one lord knows three through five don't

get easier but I can your get inside

I just came down to get another root

beer another one you've had five already

no it's all I have I'm so sorry it's

okay mom this will give me more time to

study plus I've really been neglecting

that robot I've never seen him like this

but maybe it's for the best you know

Bonnie was becoming a little controlling

so I told him to stand up for himself

and he did yeah you sure you didn't tell

him that because for the first time he

was listening to another woman instead

of you what nothing to do with that I

was just looking out for what was best

for Bryant come on Judy you're awfully

upset when he chose Bonnie shirt instead

of yours it was an ugly shirt okay and I

didn't want some girl forcing my little

bribri to wear a shirt that me and him

didn't like okay do you hear yourself

because it sounds to me like you're

jealous of your son's girlfriend oh that

is sick so if you just look at the way

you're behaving ginger I'm not denying

it it's just sick I'm a sun-loving

creepy mom I'll funny get her over here

make this thing right 38 seconds ago you

told bill you're going to stay out of

this yet but when something goes wrong

with my kids I take responsibility for

it poly blends my drobo going to come

back from vacation another week sweetie

I'm not gonna hold my breath

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hey Lauren do you have a minute to talk

dad giving me a Sunday it's not going to

make everything okay oh yeah yeah I'm

maybe a Sunday here you go I don't want

it well I tried no Lauren I Know You're

angry about the dams but trust me chad

is not the right guy for you what makes

you so sure because boys have a lot of

crazy ideas about girls and think they

can take advantage of them I blame the

media that's the spirit pumpkin let's

just forget this whole thing ever

happened it's not what I meant I am

never gonna need a guy I'm never gonna

go out on a date I'm never gonna get

married I might as well just become a

nun now you're talking oh hi Chad okay

mr. Miller mere 20 work with Brian he's

in his room listening to chick music

stinking a root beer mr. Miller I know

he told Laurence you can't go to the

dance with me and I respect that well

thank you she's a great girl and I can

understand if you don't think I'm right

for her or something oh wait wait come

back it's not that I don't like it it's

just that stuff I taught you the other

day it was all wrong what are you

talking about I finally under confidence

to ask out a girl now that part was

right but the other stuff I told you

about you know girl parts how to get

Adam tell you the truth I'm too shy to

do any of that stuff not only one it was

a date to the dance but i guess i won't

go now no no you should go you should go

to the dance hey Chad were pleasant

surprise what dance you advising Chad to

go to that's none of our business bill

I'd never dream italic Chad where to go

bill can I see in the kitchen I'll get

that Oh

ani hi what are you doing here mrs.

Miller called me over here to talk she

did I just think come over anytime it's

an expression you said 530 another

expression Judy can I see you in the

kitchen what are you doing interfering

with Bonnie do you do an interfering

with Janet shed just stop by you on the

other hand called Bonnie over Oh flag on

the play interference no as a matter of

fact I was calling her to undo my

interfering because Linda I made me see

that I was jealous of Bonnie because she

was dating my son do I know all I was

trying to do was make sure that Chad

didn't use any of my old moves on my own

daughter I know so what are we supposed

to do now we're going in there in a fair

and our asses off making everything

right never doing it again right right

so you want to go to the bonfire shape

example whatever you want to do raise

his arm around body weight is jealous I

know it's creepy dad come back without

you Lauren will never get a date to the

dance

hey pumpkin hi bribri I know it feels

bad now but remember when one door

closes another one opens up open up open

up they'll just pick up the rock and

open the door bell what you do know

there's a hide-a-key in the rock right

oh that was one red eighties dance back

in the real 80s poppin and lockin didn't

mean my shoulder popping in my back

pocket honey don't worry about it we'll

drop a little odd feel later no I felt a

little guilty about chaperoning a dance

with Lauren and Brian were net you see

they're mad I know they seem pretty

miserable when we left things you doing

better kids bounce back all they need is

a little time to cool off ultimately

they know that whatever we do we do

because we love them no I'm telling you

mom is truly amazing okay dad blows my

mind okay look at me I'm a big football

player i used to be a store like oh and

your years ago get away from my friend

he's all mine no one can let me

we should punish him Oh bill you did the

worm in front all their friends I think

they've been punished enough mommy

where's my gerbil I told you honey don't

be back from Mexico in a week no it's

danny gokey new one today Oh

sure he'll show up

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