oh thanks Beverly we're so looking
forward to it I'm so happy you called
okay bye damn why not pick up the phone
Judy how many times do I have to tell
you when you pick up the phone you got
to talk to people and what do we hate
people especially my ball and his wife
who just invited us over for dinner next
weekend just bought a new player piano
hold on to your straw hat he's gonna
sing I'm not done yet songs he wrote
himself crap hey MA oh honey got a
warning it's not me my phone just
upsetting your fiancée into tiny little
pieces so he'd never leave you I told
you I need my dreams again sorry what's
amiss this is mom's beautiful wedding
dress she has offered to let me get
buried in it really that's great now I
know she didn't offer to you when you
got married but I'm hoping you can look
past your hurt and let me store it over
here so Perry doesn't see it I'm not
heartland imam believes you deserve this
and so do I don't have to hide your
bitterness unity I'm happy for you Linda
I'm not jealous my region their duty Oh
usefully shouldn't take it out of me
just because mom loves me more I say
that out loud mom will see more I just
love me more mom me more hey did you
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I am confident that guys to finish up my
history project and then we're gonna
meet some friends at the tomtom and what
you see yes Father what's the tomtom
room uh it's that under 21 club that you
said I could go to you by now I know
that you could go to an under 21 club oh
yeah you can mom yo you probably just
don't remember because you've got so
much on your mind I mean you're such a
busy woman I mean it house work the kids
you know I don't know how you do it
personally you're my hero you see you
lovin it whoa whoa you are too young to
go to a club with 20 year old guys we'll
talk about it next year but mother
father and I feel very strongly about
this we feel strongly about what warm
wants to go to an under 21 club wow that
sounds like fun be home by midnight and
we meant no fun fine I'm gonna call back
and tell her the worst parents ever
don't forget to tell her I'm your hero
okay so there is a great picture in
today's Rogers of Hearts courier Lauren
Miller and her dad roll out the fun that
the father-daughter skate-a-thon that's
not me yes what makes it a great picture
Lauren is very handsome man who
obviously is not your father Becca
stepdad he took us both to the
skate-a-thon why didn't she was k*lled
yeah Judy she did me a favor I got
credit for going and Jesus look at me
I'm a stone cold fox
See Mom I didn't do anything wrong you
can trust me I'm a good kid you're not
going to the town town room I ain't the
self is like a prison this house is not
like a prison although there was a time
you'd have sex with me for a pack of
cigarettes
well it really bothers me that she
didn't invite you to this
father-daughter thing it's like he never
do anything together anymore that's not
true just this morning we had a nice
talk about her future I told her to get
the hell out of the bathroom she said
she was leaving this house as soon as
she turned 18 and I thought that
couldn't come soon enough despite that
very sweet moment you need to spend
quality time together yeah Judy's right
you know girls relationship with her
father is very important to say yeah
when I was a kid my father and I had a
great relationship one Sunday and once
he would take me out for breakfast made
me feel like a princess what dad took
you up for breakfast I never did
anything with me sure he did I remember
him taking you out every Saturday to
physical therapy to get my ducks feet
straight while he was there to support
you Judy he dropped me off and go to the
bar and then quack at me on the ride
home well my point is when I became a
teenager my father and I drifted apart
mess when I started getting into trouble
and hanging out with the wrong kind of
guy hey that's when you met me and I
don't regret it but you might not want
our daughter doing the things we did
fine I'll spend some time with my
daughter so she won't end up like you
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so how school fine good and whatever it
is you do after school watching TV till
dinner yeah how's that going fine good
good how do you think they make these I
don't know with a cuts maker probably
yeah but fun maybe we should go now this
is important to your mother so we got to
give it a chance there's gotta be
something we can talk about how do you
think they make these sorry mr. Miller
hey guys what are you guys doing here
sing a movie what are you doing I'm
having dinner with my dad are you being
punished no we're having a
father-daughter night the
father-daughter night was my dad once
that's when he told me he was leaving my
mom for my soccer coach well tell you
what why don't you go hang out with your
friends really I mean what are you gonna
do well you know what there's a game on
I can go watch it at the sharper image
in the massage chair while I'm trimming
my nose hairs are playing with the
boxing robot and all it cost me is a few
hours of dirty looks what mom be now
that we're not hanging out together well
we'll still be under the same roof
besides she doesn't need to know so
we're gonna keep it a secret oh don't be
silly we're gonna lie to her hey I love
you I love you too punkin
Oh Tina you shouldn't fill up on puddin
before dinner it'll ruin your appetite
what's for dinner well I still have to
go to the store and shop enough and you
know what still up on the puddin what
are you doing airing out aunt Linda's
wedding truck it's pretty can I try it
on no no the only one who gets to wear
this is your Aunt Linda mom is there
something you want to tell me and if
there is I hope you're marrying up my
crew and a serial k*ller was born just
wanted to see what I look like an aunt
linda's dress and now that i know i know
fabulous i could take it off Oh shoes
are pinching me oh and please don't tell
aunt wind I did it might be kind of hard
to keep that a secret why I think it's
chocolate pudding but but you know what
it kind of looks like
crazy notion I'm never gonna believe
this was an accident she might believe
you had an accident what are you gonna
do oh no oh I'll take it to the dry
cleaner in the mall they're the ones
that got the grass stains out of my
wedding dress you have grass stains on
your wedding dress you two were
disgusting mmm your father and I aren't
animals I just got really drunk at the
reception and fell down a bunch of time
all right milady I had fun tonight yeah
fake father daughter night with a blast
wait so what did we do tonight hey you
saw some movie and I watched a great
game I got kicked out of the sharper
image for getting pizza on their
precious massage no I mean what are we
gonna tell mom oh right well we did have
dinner at the food court and after we'll
say we went to the candy barrel great
okay what if they get from any details
this mom doesn't believe us she's gonna
make us do this again fine I got some
sour balls and you've got fudge sour
ball what are you 80 okay I got gummy
fish you got the fudge and we got mom
peanut brittle but then we dropped it in
a parking lot so it was too gross to
give her so you ate at yourself is
exactly what I would do and your mother
thinks we don't know each other hey guys
how was your night great great mom would
you do well we had dinner at the food
court in the mall and after we went to
the candy barrel well I thought the
candy girl went out of business last
month dad you mean the cookie corner he
gets some confused Oh what kind of
cookies did you get sour ball cookie and
I got the oatmeal raisin and then we got
you a peanut butter but we dropped it in
a parking lot for daddy it sounds like
your father yes it does I love this kit
I knew this father-daughter thing was
going to be great feel free to tell me I
was right a lot take away your fund of
reminding me oh that's true speaking of
reminding don't forget we have my boss's
dinner party next weekend that ragtime
thing I know but my boss really wants us
to come and it's just one miserable
Friday out of your life oh did you say
Friday yeah it's just Lauren and I are
going out again yeah yeah we decided to
make this father-daughter thing every
Friday night but I'll just mail on or
maybe we can pick it up another no no if
you can't for on her then she'll cancel
on you and you'll never get back to it
again I'll just go to dr. Gerber's
ragtime sing on my own or maybe you
could take Brian oh good idea he likes
things that suck what I don't like
things that suck how would you like to
hear some rack time Oh rad-con you
betcha
Oh what are you doing tonight I'm just
gonna hang out with becca Kristin and a
knee maybe get some shopping yep well I
know we've been lying to your mom about
what we've been doing these past few
weeks so I thought tonight maybe we
could actually spend some quality time
together you know sharing our feelings
I'm just kidding you shoulda seen your
face I'm really glad we decided to make
this a regular thing you're telling me
first I got out of dr. Gerber's old-time
nightmare yeah and then last week we got
out the door just as grandma was coming
in another old-time night I'm really
starting to cherish this time we're not
spending together well I better go meet
Kristen McEnaney hi all right then give
my bestest crusty Barbie and Archie hi
can I get a free sample please shoe here
just a few minutes ago it's not for me
it's for my little girl
here you go sweetie cutie well what are
you doing here picking up Linda stupid
wedding dress from the dry cleaners I
hope they got that stain out where's
Laura she's in the in the bathroom she
might be a while probably in there doing
lady stuff so what are you guys doin
later well as a game on but where we
weren't going to watch that that's the
true we talked about going downtown to
this fancy new ice cream place some bars
sure oh god man tell you what I'm going
to drop the dry cleaning off at the
house and i'll meet you guys there
around nine gotcha
hey Brian this aunt linda's trying on
her wedding dress when she comes down
tell her how beautiful she looks you
know anything about to stay oh so the
cleaners got it out no no but I fixed it
she could barely move oh Linda you look
so pretty done she crying yeah you look
whoa I really do look good you know I
accept remember the bow being back here
really cuz I think it makes the dress
don't you bright it drew my I have been
a weird place don't you think you know
why you just have to get used to it once
just walk around the world what's the
matter mom they didn't have any bigger
bows like the kind you put on a new car
didn't know what else to do I don't I
don't believe that you left her pudding
here again hey snipped off the bow looks
better not you think I couldn't really
see what I was doing or what did I Nick
the fabric no no it looks great and
that's putting it nicely shoes are
k*lling me I'm gonna narrow feet yes
it's one of the worst things I've ever
seen in this house
and I've seen some bad things how would
you like a motorcycle hey hey I know you
you're Lauren's friend crystal or
Christie or Christmas it's Kristin I so
need since I was five yeah yeah a lot of
memories where's Lauren didn't she
supposed to be with you guys uh we got
bored so we ditched her right really yes
that's what happened that's odd because
she said you were the boring one don't
mean she and Becker at the tomtom room
that dance club she lied to me I'm gonna
k*ll her oh by the way she didn't say
you were boring but way to be a friend
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I can't believe you'd betray my trust
you you ruined the nice thing we had
going on you mean scamming mom yes you
took our beautiful lie and turned it
into something ugly sorry you know it
was okay that we weren't hanging out
together when I was in on it but this
made it feel like like you were playing
me like you were blowing me off I only
blew you off this one time well well
what nothing well actually it was twice
there was a father/daughter skating
thing at school I thought you didn't
care about that maybe I do how come you
didn't invite me to that well I started
to but you were watching this Bulls game
and the other team scored and you made
me me because you said I was bad luck I
did that I am so sorry all right no no
it's not your mother was right I've
really been neglecting our relationship
now you're running off to some club I
need to be more involved in your life
really yeah yeah from now on I'm going
to every father daughter event at your
school Robert you know next week there's
a father-daughter square down hey I am
there I'm kidding oh my god just in your
face but it's sweet that you would have
done it from me so you can tell mom on
me no but for your punishment we're
really going to have a father-daughter
night
maybe we should try some of those things
that we lied to mom it up yes we had
some pretty good for 10 times you know I
really would like to try that new ice
cream place downtown oh yeah Dunbar's
yeah somebody else was talking about
that we were supposed to meet your mom
there two hours ago Joe Panik ok good
with coming up with lies now why are we
late we stopped for sourball cookies you
know what I'll do the talking hey hey Oh
what sir what's in the box Linda's
wedding dress she's coming by to pick it
up we finally got that stain out looks
nice
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my beautiful wedding dress ok so tell
Judy thanks a million no one is opening
this box to my wedding day
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03x12 - Still Bonding
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.