03x14 - Teasing Is Not Pleasing / Down The Drain

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Singer: ♪ Emmy wishedon a dragon's scale ♪

♪ And that's whatstarted "Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ Around the roomthe dragons flew ♪

♪ But Emmy and Max knewwhat to do ♪

♪ They climbed on the backsof their dragon friends ♪

♪ Now the adventures never end ♪

♪ "Dragon Tales,""Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ It's almost timefor "Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ Come along, take my hand ♪

♪ Let's all go to Dragon Land ♪

♪ There's Ord, he's the biggest,not so brave of heart ♪

♪ There's Cassie,so shy, also very smart ♪

♪ There's Zak and Wheezieand their tales of fun ♪

♪ 'Cause you know two heads arebetter than one... ♪

♪ "Dragon Tales,""Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ It's almost timefor "Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ Come along, take my hand ♪

♪ Let's all go to Dragon Land ♪

Emmy: Hi, Max.

Max: Hi, Emmy.How'd practice go?

Great!I'm definitely ready

for the big gamein Dragon Land.

Swish!

Max: I can't waitto watch you play.

Emmy: You could play,too, you know.

Max: Next year,after I grow some more.

The basket's stillkinda high for me.

Emmy, chuckling: I know.It's dragon-sized.

[Both giggle]

[Dragon scale chiming]

Both: Game time!

I wish, I wishwith all my heart

to fly with dragonsin a land apart.

Emmy and Max!

Zak: Just in time.Wheezie: The big dragon

basketball game'sabout to start.

We're really gonna needyour help, Emmy,

especially since Cassiewon't be able to play.

Emmy: Ooh!Cassie: I stepped on a thorn

in Thistleridge Meadow.It hurts when I run.

Max: You and me can bethe cheerleaders, Cassie.

Cassie: Great!

Ord: We're playing againstthe school by the lake,

and they're supposed to havethe best team around.

Max: Not anymore,'cause they don't have Emmy.

She's a superstar.

Heh heh!Well, I don't know about that,

but I've been practicingreally hard.

I can't wait to getonto the court.

Quetzal:That's the spirit, Emmy.

I'm glad to see you are allexcited about the game.

Now, come.Your opponents are waiting.

All: Hooray!Ord: Yay, team!

Lorca: Let's win!Quetzal: Just remember, niños,

while it is nice to win,just play your best

and have fun.

[Whistle blows]

Buster:Here ya go, Mooky.

[Emmy grunts]

Dragon: Huh?

Buster: Ha ha ha!Wheezie: Ooh! Darn!

[Whistle blows]Buster: He sh**t,

he scores! Ha ha!

Emmy: Don't worry, everybody.We'll score this time.

Almost.

Buster: Almost?You missed that one by a mile!

Mooky: Yeah.Who taught you how to sh**t?

Buster: I guess nobody.

[Both laughing]

Emmy: Hey!

That hurt my feelings.

[Both laughing]

Lorca: Ignore them, Emmy.They're just trying

to get you upsetso you won't play your best.

You're right, Lorca.

Besides, we're hereto have fun.

[Grunts]

Max and Cassie: Go, team, go!Go, team, go!

Max: Block the sh*t, Emmy!Cassie: You can do it!

[Mooky grunts]

Buster: Ha! Yay![Other team cheers]

Mooky: Lucky for us you'rethe worst sh*t-blocker

in Dragon Land!

[Team laughs]

Cassie: Don't listento them, Emmy.

Emmy: That's kinda hard to dowhen they're laughing

in my face.Ord: Maybe you oughta

tell themhow you feel again.

Emmy: Yeah.

Maybe I didn't make myselfclear the first time.

Look, you guys, we're all hereto play the game

and have fun, so I'dreally appreciate it

if you would stop sayingthose mean things to me.

Buster: Huh! She's not justa really bad sh**t

and the worst sh*t-blockerof all time.

She's a crybaby, too.

[All laugh]

♪ Crybaby, crybaby ♪[Laughing]

Quetzal:Timeout, please.

[Tweet]

Emmy: Quetzal, Mookyand Buster have been teasing

and calling me namesthe whole game,

and I asked themto stop twice!

And that was the right thingfor you to do, Emmy.

You handleda difficult situation very well.

But they just kept onteasing me even more.

Then you also didthe right thing by walking away.

Emmy, scoffing: Well,I can't walk away forever.

I want to play,but how do I make

Buster and Mookystop teasing me?

Max: Tease 'em back!

Tell 'em they havestinky feet

and they runlike turtles and--

Quetzal: I am afraidthat won't solve anything, Max.

Lorca: I still say they justwant you to get mad

so you won't play welland they can win.

Quetzal: I don't know the reasonthat Buster and Mooky

are name-callingand teasing Emmy,

but I do know that theywill stop only

when they realizeit doesn't bother her.

But it does bother me.

Their teasing hurtsmy feelings.

How am I supposed to stopmy feelings from being hurt?

[Quetzal sighs]

Quetzal: That can bevery difficult to do, Emmy,

but one way to protectyour feelings is to remember

that what they're sayingis not true.

They told me that Ican't make a basket

and that I wasn'ta good sh*t-blocker.

Cassie: But you are goodat those things, Emmy.

Max: Exactly!Emmy: That's right.

I am.Zak: You're a much better

sh**t and sh*t-blockerthan Wheezie, for instance.

Wheezie: And that means you'refour times as good as Zak

'cause I'm twiceas good as he is.

Zak: What?Anytime you want to play me

one-on-one, Wheezie!Wheezie: Sure, Zakky.

Hey, we could even playa doubleheader.

Zak: You're on!A--a doubleheader?

Ha ha ha ha!Good one, Wheezie.

[All laugh]Emmy: Thanks, everybody.

I feel a lot better now.

[Tweet]

Lorca: Come, on guys.Timeout's over.

Quetzal: Have fun.

Zak: Whoa!The game is really close--

-.

If we play really, really hard,we could win!

Wheezie: Win?

♪ Love it! ♪

Lorca: Let's show these guyswhat we're made of.

Ooh!

Oops!Emmy: Oh, no!

Buster: Ha![Emmy grunting]

Buster: Ha ha![Emmy grunting]

Mooky: You're too small to be ona dragon basketball team.

Ha ha ha!Buster: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!

Emmy: You know what, Mooky?You can call me small,

but it doesn't bother me'cause I know

that I'm just the right size.

[Mooky gasps]

Cassie: Go, Emmy, go!

[Whistle blows]Max: Way to go, Emmy!

Cassie: You tied the game!

[Tweet]

Emmy: I told Mooky and Busterthat their teasing

and name-callingdidn't bother me,

and they didn't knowwhat to do.

Good for you, Emmy.

The score is -, niños.

We are going into overtime.

Max: What's that mean?Ord: It means

the next team to scorea basket wins.

Quetzal:And in dragon basketball,

it also meansthe rules change a bit.

You see, during overtime,

flying is permitted.

Wheezie: ♪ Love it! ♪

Emmy: I don't love it.I can't fly.

Ord: Oh. Yeah.

Lorca:Flying isn't everything.

Trust me.

Remember what I told youat the start of the game, Emmy.

What's truly important

is to play your bestand have fun.

Mooky and Buster: Ha ha!♪ You can't fly ♪

♪ You can't soar upto the sky ♪

Ha ha ha ha!

Emmy: They're right.I--I can't.

Mooky and Buster:♪ You can't fly, you can't fly ♪

♪ You're gonna losethe game and cry ♪

[All laugh]

Emmy: They're teasing me again.Zak: Don't pay any attention.

It's still our ball.Emmy: But--

Wheezie:Just do like before, Emmy.

Try not to let their teasingbother you.

Well, I don't want it to.

I mean, when they tease meabout my sh**ting

and my blockingand my size,

I could stop letting itbother me

'cause I knew they were wrong.

This time, they're right.I can't fly...

but I have an idea.

[Emmy whisperingindistinctly]

Wheezie:♪ Love it! ♪

[Tweet]

Max: Come on, Emmy!Show 'em your stuff!

You're a superstar!

Mooky:Superstar? Ha!

Stars soar way upin the sky,

and you can't even flyacross the court.

Emmy: You're right.I can't fly,

but I know someonewho can.

Swish![Whistle blows]

Quetzal: Yay!Max and Cassie: Yeah! Ha ha!

Max: She's not justa superstar.

She's a sh**ting star.[Cassie giggles]

Emmy: We won!Lorca: We rule!

Zak: We're number one!

Wheezie: ♪ Love it! ♪

Ord: We oughta celebrate!

We can go back to my housefor pie and cake

and ice cream,and if there's room,

dessert! Ha!

Emmy: Good game.

Buster: Yeah, sure.

Go ahead.Let us have it.

Mooky: You're gonna tease usback now, right?

I could, but I won't

because I don't like hurtingother people's feelings.

I came to play my bestand have fun.

Quetzal: Congratulations.Felicidades, niños.

You playedvery, very well.

Max: I knew it all along.

With Emmy on the team,there's no way we could lose.

Cassie: It's wonderfulthat our team won,

but it's even betterthat Emmy didn't let Buster

and Mooky ruin the gamefor her.

Ord: And maybethose name-callers learned

a lessonand won't do it again.

Zak: Uh, I wouldn't counton that, Ord.

Buster: It's allyour fault, Mooky!

Mooky: Me? You're the worstplayer I've ever seen!

Buster:Then look in the mirror

'cause you're way worsethan I am!

Mooky: Am not!Buster: Are, too!

Mooky: Am not!Buster: Are, too!

[Quetzal sighs]Perhaps Buster

and Mooky will learnsomeday.

Emmy and Max:I wish, I wish to use this rhyme

to go back homeuntil next time.

He sh**t! He scores!

Emmy: Heh heh!Looks like we've got

two superstarsin the family.

Enrique: Hey, Max, Emmy, wantto play Climb Up, Slide Down?

Emmy: There's nowhereto sit down.

[Gasps]

The dragons are calling!

Enrique: How aboutif we clean up the second

we get backfrom Dragon Land?

Emmy: Definitely.[Dragon scale chiming]

All: I wish, I wishwith all my heart

to fly with dragonsin a land apart.

Cassie:Emmy, Max, Enrique!

You made it!

[Kids giggle]Ord: Mmm, mmm!

Emmy, chuckling: Aw.

Zak: Captain Scallywagwill be here any minute.

He invited us all to go fora sail in his sky ship today.

Max: Cool!Cassie: And here he comes.

Enrique: !¡Que magnífico!A flying ship!

Ahoy, mateys!Ha ha!

Come aboard for a dayof fun!

Emmy:Captain Scallywag!

Captain:Well, blow me down!

Max and Emmy.Heh heh!

Oh, and who's this?

Wheezie:This is our friend Enrique.

Hoo hoo! Tickled pinkto meet ya, Enrique.

Got to wearour life vests, mateys.

Now, I'll just raisethe anchor.

[Grunting]

Cassie: Captain Scallywag,would you like some help?

Oh, thank you, Cassie.

The anchor must be stuckon somethin'.

[All grunting]

[Birds honking]

[Ship creaking]

Emmy:What's going on?

Zak: I'm getting--[gulps]--dizzy!

The water is draining outof Dragoon Lagoon.

[Honking]

Max: But why?Enrique: The anchor must have

pulled some kind of plugout of the lagoon.

Emmy: There's a plugat the bottom?

Captain: Aye, lassie,

just like a bathtub.

Cassie: Uh-oh.The silliguanas

and the hissyfish livein the lagoon.

If there's no water,they'll have no home.

Captain:I have an aquarium onboard.

Let's get those crittersin there, lickety-split.

Use these netsto gather 'em up.

Ord: Hold on,little water buddies.

We're coming!

Zak:Jump right in here, fishies.

Wheezie: You'll be A-OKin a minute.

They'll be safe here.

[Hissyfish hissing,silliguanas squeaking]

[All gasp]

Zak:And just in time, too.

[Birds honking]

Ord: What aboutthe splish-splash birds?

They eat plants in the lagoonand take baths

in it, and they playin it, too.

Enrique:We have to find more water

to refill the laguna,but how?

Cassie: Well, first we shouldput that plug back in.

Otherwise, evenif we get more water,

it will just go downthe drain again.

Wheezie: Fabulous idea!Let's try it!

[All grunting]

Wheezie: We did it!Easy peasy!

Zak: Yeah.The hard part is,

where do we findmore water?

There has to be more wateraround here somewhere.

Max: There's tons of waterin that river.

Maybe we can bring waterfrom the river to the lagoon.

Ord: I have a pailin my pouch.

I can carry water in that.

Captain: Here you go, kids.I'll help ya.

I feel badthat it was my anchor

that pulled upthat big plug.

Don't worry,Captain Scallywag.

We can get the waterif you take care

of the silliguanasand hissyfish.

Captain: Ho ho!Aye, aye, little sailor.

These critters arein good hands.

Enrique:Gracias, Captain Scallywag.

Zak: Oh, this is hopeless.It'll take forever

to fill the lagoonwith these little buckets.

Ord: I bet those hissyfishand silliguanas

probably don't wantto wait that long.

That aquarium lookspretty crowded.

[Silliguanas squeak,hissyfish hiss]

Emmy: Ord,where are you going?

All this talk about watergave me an idea.

Mmm,a squeezy-juice vine.

It's filledwith yummy juice.

Zak: Ord,how can you think

about yourselfat a time like this?

But I'm not.

Now that the vine is empty,we can use it like a garden hose

to flow through itfrom the river to the lagoon.

Wheezie:♪ Love it! ♪

Come on, Zakky!

There!

And the other end goes downto the lagoon.

Max: Now the lagoonwill fill up again.

[All clamor]

[Wheezie chuckles]

Emmy: The water's notcoming out very fast.

This is still gonnatake too long.

Zak: We'll never fill upthe lagoon.

Oh, those poor silliguanasand hissyfish.

Will they have to stayin that aquarium forever?

Captain: Ahoy, mateys![Wheezie and Zak gasp]

Captain: I remember when I wasjust a little scallywag.

I sailed me boot throughthe Dragonama Canal.

Maybe a canal iswhat ye need now.

Max: What's a canal?

A canal is a ditchyou dig

to connect one body of waterto another.

Emmy: You mean we could diga big, long ditch

from the lagoonto the river?

That's the idea, lassie.

That'll getthe water flowin'.

Here are some shovels I useto dig for me treasure!

Are we there yet?

Wheezie: Oh, I'll bet we'realmost to the river.

Ord:Uh, not even close.

And I'm so tired.

Emmy:We can't give up, Ord.

The hissyfishand silliguanas need us.

[Squeaking and hissing]

No, I don't know how much longerthese poor critters

will take to beingcooped up, youngsters.

They're gettin'a wee bit cranky.

Max: Then we're gonnaneed help digging.

This job is just too big.

Zak:But who could help us?

Hmm.

What aboutthe dragon beavers?

Aye, the dragon beavers'll bethe ones to help ye here.

Enrique:Dragon beavers? ¿Quiénes?

Wheezie: Oh,the dragon beavers are famous

in Dragon Land for digging.Emmy: Where can we find them?

Cassie: They live furtherup the river.

Max: Then let's go!

Wheezie: Oh, no!There's nobody home!

Nigel, lisping:Nobody but us dragon beavers!

How can we be of service?

Ord: Well, all the water'sdrained out of Dragoon Lagoon.

Cassie: And we have to diga canal to fill it up again

with water from the river.Zak: Or the little fishies

and silliguanas won't haveany place to live.

All: Can you help us?

Nigel:Did somebody say dig?

All right, kids.

Now, we're goingto need your help.

Emmy: Just tell us what to do.Nigel: Right.

Now, as we dig,

we need you to scoop up someof the leftover dirt--ha!--

and find some big rocksand haul it all up

next to the river, OK?

Enrique: Vámonos. Ready.Max: Yes.

Emmy: Let's go.Zak: Betcha.

Emmy:That digging was amazing.

Zak: But why'd we have to carrythe dirt and rocks and stuff?

Nigel:After we refill the lagoon,

we need to build a dam.

We'll pack all that stuffinto the ditch,

and it will stop the waterfrom flooding the place.

All: Oh!

Nigel:Everyone, stand back now.

Here goes nothing.

Max: Ha ha! Yay!

[All laughing and clamoring]

Captain: Ha ha! Yippee!

[Squeaking and hissing]

Beaver: OK, kids,it's time for the dam.

Let's get those rocksand branches

into place first.

[All grunt]

Now the dirt!

Ha ha!Now, let's get

the rest of that dirtback where it belongs!

[Birds honking, fish hisses,silliguana squeaks]

Cassie: Thank you so muchfor helping us, Nigel.

Enrique: We could never, everhave done this without you.

Nigel:Oh, our pleasure. Ha!

We're just impressedthat little diggers like you all

didn't give upon a job that big, all.

Ha ha.Cassie: Good-bye!

Ord: Thank you for your help!Cassie: Thank you! Bye!

Emmy: Thanks!

Zak: I guess it's too lateto go for a sky sail now.

Oh, don't worry,me hearties.

I'll come back soon,

and we'll sailthe seven skies together.

Zak: I can't wait![All clamor and laugh]

Emmy, Max, and Enrique:I wish, I wish to use this rhyme

to go back homeuntil next time.

Emmy: Uh! I forgot allabout this mess!

Max: After helping digthat trench,

cleaning this messwill be easy.

Enrique: Too bad we can't askthe dragon beavers to help us.

[All laughing]

Singer: ♪ Emmy wished ona dragon scale ♪

♪ And that's what started"Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ They climbed on the backsof their Dragon friends ♪

♪ Now the adventuresnever end ♪

♪ "Dragon Tales,""Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ It's almost timefor "Dragon Tales" ♪

♪ Come along, take my hand ♪

♪ Let's all go to Dragon Land ♪