04x13 - Still Flunking
Posted: 11/14/22 08:15
[Music]
yeah yeah thanks for the call Johnny I'm
sure everything will be fine have a safe
flight what's wrong Johnny's flying to
Japan tonight but your grandmother
staying in town his uncle's have an
emergency surgery oh my god that's
terrible Nana has free time I mean she's
gonna want to come over and she's gonna
blow us into doing old people stuff like
playing cribbage are watching The Love
Boat talking about the old days and
everything was made of wood okay don't
panic this could all be a drill right
Josh probably be through the wrong hey
um we're just going to clean out the
garage like you're asked us to oh it is
so sweet wait a minute my kids are sweet
damn them to hell what a nice surprise
we want johnny's out of town didn't
anyone tell you know nobody said
anything and we have a system in place
for that well plug knows you've got you
for the whole week and I hope you're
ready to spice up your wardrobe because
I brought it's our buttons and a glue
g*n just sh**t glue huh
you
[Music]
[Applause]
Oh what's the shirt man and I have been
spicing up my wardrobe luck man so here
no she just left we spent the entire
afternoon charting the family tree she
had to say your father's the most
accomplished Miller and nine generation
I'm sorry we did just ahead on you oh
honey it's no big deal when it comes to
Nana everyone's got to do what you got
to do Oh Cooper its name I thought you
said she left the room oh geez Louise
Lauren loves your purse she wants to
learn how to make one oh well I would be
delighted to teach you did you know that
needle pointing was invented during the
plague to distract people from their
sufferings really interesting i'm sure
mom would would you like some buttons on
my shirt
sorry I've been in the garage all day
I'm having a hell of a time change in
that oil filter stop fixing the cars
pawned your mother off on Lawrence this
is chocolate the worst day of my life a
bit I am calling the school that
football team is going to stop picking
on you it's not the football team is it
basketball season no I'm failing gym
failing yeah it's not my fault coach
stone is making everyone climb this
stupid m*llitary wall or we fail it's
completely unfair I'd say so what's that
kid in the wheelchair supposed to do
actually he made it over don't think you
didn't let everyone know rolling around
all day like a hotshot I and if you fail
gym you won't graduate it says here you
mr. it colorful yes because I was needed
in my linguistics Club we're inventing a
new language and come on rome wasn't box
cheated at waffle wait a minute
brookstone he's your gym teacher I know
him you do yeah from high school stone
the bone we played football together
Brian your problems are solved I'll talk
to my old buddy get him off your back
you you don't have to do that day no no
it'll be great to rehash old times oh no
crying I've never said this before but
your father could be a big help okay I
just hope you can reason with them you
know Coach stones a name wall could be
the literal and metaphorical okay you
know what enough with the made-up word
[Music]
Canady for your shows little
announcement next to Marty rubik pending
lawsuit dodgeballs been bad luckily I
invented a new game happy joy ball same
rules as dodgeball but you play with
this hey coach stone yeah meet Bill
Miller class of 81 and 82 and the summer
of 83 you remember we did we play
varsity together i was starting middle
linebacker you rack up middle linebacker
you b*at me out for that spot I'll don't
blame yourself the cream rose to the top
and I see it settled back down to the
middle careful you're scuffing my floor
with your speech you I'm sorry sorry so
so buddy I came to ask you a favor it's
for my son Brian wait a minute you're
Brian miller's father you smart bright
moment why not logical father yeah I
think so well don't knows anyway yeah
it's about this wall Brian's really
having a tough time with it and he's
worried he gonna fail him oh look I just
want to push him a little bit bride's a
good kid he doesn't have to make it over
as long as he tries help us ah thanks
all funny no problem yeah I tell Brian I
could bring you around good old stone
the bone haven't heard that name in 20
years you know I came up for that
nickname that was you I hated that
nickname try to ruin dry skin for me oh
that's not so bad you better often the
guy I call her fat jerk that was me to
text oh yeah I was the jerk and the bone
turf on that's perfect later Trista
thanks a lot Miller you know you always
worth jackass Wow come on we had fun in
high school you remember that skinny kid
we used to give swirlies all the time
that guy has the right to hold a grudge
again me a lot of memories a lot of good
times thanks for thanks for helping my
son you know what Miller I changed my
mind wouldn't be fair to treat your kid
differently either he climbs that wall
or he fails wait a minute wait a minute
you're only saying that because you
don't like me this is classic bill
miller's son is a wuss back well now
I've got you by the things you shaved
while your friends held me down let's
get two things straight my son is not a
wuss bag and that prank wild gay was
funny you know what else is funny if
your son doesn't make it over that wall
he gets a big fat ass that's right
Miller I rule this school now well
Bryan's gonna make it over that wall cuz
I'm gonna train it and when he does I'm
gonna do a victory dance goes a little
something like this hey hey hey
oh that's good you're building at the
callous see that Charlie dead of all
feeling how wish I were hey guys let's
give me Lauren a needlepoint listen well
don't mind me and it's gonna make myself
quick cup of tea oh don't drink that
spittle there beside you don't
want to hurry tea Johnny introduced me
to the Japanese tea ceremony and it's
very spiritual that was interesting
Louise you hear that nan she wants to
learn all about it well we better head
on over to the Japanese market now they
have a lot of skittish birds there dear
so you might want to wear half ah no no
no no I don't want to put you out Louise
I mean you're so busy with Lauren Lauren
boy hey there he is my big guy you get a
chance to talk to coach stone no but I
have some fantastic news got me at a gym
better you have to climb that wall if
you don't you fail what how is that
fantastic Ryan I went in there I looked
at that puny wall and I thought my son
is selling himself short I believe in
you no no you don't you never have an
account on that all you need is the
right guy training and that guy please
don't say you please don't you mean
Thank guys going on I decided to help my
son tackle that wall I know he's got it
in in the millers of climbers except
socially and financially I know I
haven't been much help with book stuff
but athletics is my specialty I know I
can help you get there Brian so you
really think I can do this yeah you're
like Rudy who's Rudy who's Rudy it's a
classic football movie about a scrappy
little guy who has the power to overcome
anything start that Sean Astin guy from
Lord of the Rings Samwise Gamgee of the
Shire you guys really think I have the
strength of a hobbit okay I'm gonna go
put a my gym shorts and my traveling
clothes I just watched it on it should
be in your jammies
alright champ this is it there she is
Brian just waiting to be mounted you get
on top of her you'll finally be a man
same time Rudy
[Music]
so how am i doing dad okay positive all
you probably won't hurt yourself all
right let's bring the arms into it one
two three if i want to go to for next
time come on you're the man hey Lisa you
can do it Brian I the tiger
I'll be doing the kid has the upper body
strength of a newborn I believe in yet
way to go brother cooksey IV climb a
wall faster than him I boy may be the
underdog but he's gonna surprise you ok
this is getting sad look I don't feel
right about failing your son just
because you're a jackass so he can pass
gym if he enrolls in square dancing like
the other respects no chance in hell
square dancing for girls and my son is
not a girl okay does anybody have any
our cocoa butter anything people come on
and so ends the clay cha part of the
ritual that was laughing and now we move
on to our two of the ceremony where we
purify the teacup the Chowan say it with
me chauhan charge one come on lobe
that's fun nice try crying feeling any
better oh yeah you just need to walk it
off walk it off filia had to carry him
up to stare I'm all for you making a man
out of Brian but I'm not sure there's a
man in there at this point I'd settle
for a tough lesbian you know what you
did your best maybe it's time to call
coach stone and get him to let Brian off
the hook yeah that's not really an
option anymore
why not cuz that kicked off coach stone
by stepping up his floor in nicknaming
him jerk though now Brian's only hope
for passing gem is to take square
dancing with all the other nerds move it
okay how do you know all this I have
been stayin late it's cool to avoid Nana
did you know that after school they have
clubs for people who are actually into
stuff it's like a whole different world
after two o'clock little school end at
three hey I'm not the one on trial here
so that's what this is all about how you
picked a fight with coach stone and
brian has to suffer for well you know
what I'm calling that school and signing
him up for square dance juvie hey Dad I
really do appreciate all the help that
you've been trying to give me but think
it's time for me to throw in the towel
which I would do if I could lift one are
you sure you want to give up some yeah
oh I think it's time for you to call
your old friend coach stone and get him
to let me off the hook now yeah I kind
of over estimated that friendship turns
out he hates me I thought you never even
talked to him I tried but he was a jerk
he's still jealous that I made first
string and he couldn't cut it plus I
kinda had shaved his privates what
yesterday no
20 years ago but he won't let it go ah
dad I can't believe it's your own
everything don't you worry Brian i just
made a phone call to school and signed
you up for square dancing what why did
you do that so that you could pass him
the square as his Lane you Muslim stuff
not this flame you cried when we took
you out of tap dancing class okay yes
cap fine okay ballroom bring it tango
it's off at square dance me don't insult
my feet oh come on it's just a few
classes yeah and a recital everyone sits
in the bleachers and then they Pelt the
dancers with garbage the hottest ticket
of the year I have a hard time believing
that mom signed me up for square dancing
I could just throw garbage at bright
pink I hope you're happy now thanks to
you I gotta take square dancing and I
have to pass it how am I ever gonna
learn the routine in time for the
recital did someone mention square
dancing yes yes yes I heard it to help
the boy Cheech and everything you know
Louise you can square dance too I told
you i'm a member of a senior square
dancing group the hoop hammers it's a
wonderful fabulous work out here Judy
feel nice i go on give it a good grade
on don't be shy free Billy want to feel
my square dancing time oh I don't see
down
[Music]
cowboy yah just be done with a rod we go
wonderful come on a rail grab your
gallant everybody fails never forgive me
ever
mine was right this is a hot ticket and
I'm starting to get why I didn't think
anything could have piqued his science
fair and yet here we are hey guys come
to throw trash at your brother no I am
here to show Brian my support what's in
the bag little trash I picked up from
our friend give a host up loose born I
told you no phone garbage at your
brother but mom all my friends are doing
it
fine but nothing harder than a Kiwi this
blows I look like how do you freaking
duty oh yeah you look like woody in toy
story you so cool nine years ago
I'm sorry it came to this son in the end
you'll get through it and you'll always
be my son why aren't you looking at me
penny I don't know you hey brother what
are you doing here I'll come see the
girls dance you may have the upper hand
now but 22 years ago I take your butt
cheeks together another questionable
memory yes but I'll always happen well
you keep living in the past but you know
in your heart that I'm now the better
man you're a gym teacher you sell
toilets stop how do you this is about me
passing gym it's not about some stupid
fight that started 20 years ago so
everybody needs to stop interfering in
my life is to position that's you son
the hell it is stand back Hobbit time
y'all go to the wall you can do it son
or young man I just met depending on how
that goes
[Music]
[Applause]
who's to us back now if you can't find
it so proud of you that's my son Oh God
guys I I can't get down I'm terrified of
heights coming over there that's that's
my son
[Music]
yeah yeah thanks for the call Johnny I'm
sure everything will be fine have a safe
flight what's wrong Johnny's flying to
Japan tonight but your grandmother
staying in town his uncle's have an
emergency surgery oh my god that's
terrible Nana has free time I mean she's
gonna want to come over and she's gonna
blow us into doing old people stuff like
playing cribbage are watching The Love
Boat talking about the old days and
everything was made of wood okay don't
panic this could all be a drill right
Josh probably be through the wrong hey
um we're just going to clean out the
garage like you're asked us to oh it is
so sweet wait a minute my kids are sweet
damn them to hell what a nice surprise
we want johnny's out of town didn't
anyone tell you know nobody said
anything and we have a system in place
for that well plug knows you've got you
for the whole week and I hope you're
ready to spice up your wardrobe because
I brought it's our buttons and a glue
g*n just sh**t glue huh
you
[Music]
[Applause]
Oh what's the shirt man and I have been
spicing up my wardrobe luck man so here
no she just left we spent the entire
afternoon charting the family tree she
had to say your father's the most
accomplished Miller and nine generation
I'm sorry we did just ahead on you oh
honey it's no big deal when it comes to
Nana everyone's got to do what you got
to do Oh Cooper its name I thought you
said she left the room oh geez Louise
Lauren loves your purse she wants to
learn how to make one oh well I would be
delighted to teach you did you know that
needle pointing was invented during the
plague to distract people from their
sufferings really interesting i'm sure
mom would would you like some buttons on
my shirt
sorry I've been in the garage all day
I'm having a hell of a time change in
that oil filter stop fixing the cars
pawned your mother off on Lawrence this
is chocolate the worst day of my life a
bit I am calling the school that
football team is going to stop picking
on you it's not the football team is it
basketball season no I'm failing gym
failing yeah it's not my fault coach
stone is making everyone climb this
stupid m*llitary wall or we fail it's
completely unfair I'd say so what's that
kid in the wheelchair supposed to do
actually he made it over don't think you
didn't let everyone know rolling around
all day like a hotshot I and if you fail
gym you won't graduate it says here you
mr. it colorful yes because I was needed
in my linguistics Club we're inventing a
new language and come on rome wasn't box
cheated at waffle wait a minute
brookstone he's your gym teacher I know
him you do yeah from high school stone
the bone we played football together
Brian your problems are solved I'll talk
to my old buddy get him off your back
you you don't have to do that day no no
it'll be great to rehash old times oh no
crying I've never said this before but
your father could be a big help okay I
just hope you can reason with them you
know Coach stones a name wall could be
the literal and metaphorical okay you
know what enough with the made-up word
[Music]
Canady for your shows little
announcement next to Marty rubik pending
lawsuit dodgeballs been bad luckily I
invented a new game happy joy ball same
rules as dodgeball but you play with
this hey coach stone yeah meet Bill
Miller class of 81 and 82 and the summer
of 83 you remember we did we play
varsity together i was starting middle
linebacker you rack up middle linebacker
you b*at me out for that spot I'll don't
blame yourself the cream rose to the top
and I see it settled back down to the
middle careful you're scuffing my floor
with your speech you I'm sorry sorry so
so buddy I came to ask you a favor it's
for my son Brian wait a minute you're
Brian miller's father you smart bright
moment why not logical father yeah I
think so well don't knows anyway yeah
it's about this wall Brian's really
having a tough time with it and he's
worried he gonna fail him oh look I just
want to push him a little bit bride's a
good kid he doesn't have to make it over
as long as he tries help us ah thanks
all funny no problem yeah I tell Brian I
could bring you around good old stone
the bone haven't heard that name in 20
years you know I came up for that
nickname that was you I hated that
nickname try to ruin dry skin for me oh
that's not so bad you better often the
guy I call her fat jerk that was me to
text oh yeah I was the jerk and the bone
turf on that's perfect later Trista
thanks a lot Miller you know you always
worth jackass Wow come on we had fun in
high school you remember that skinny kid
we used to give swirlies all the time
that guy has the right to hold a grudge
again me a lot of memories a lot of good
times thanks for thanks for helping my
son you know what Miller I changed my
mind wouldn't be fair to treat your kid
differently either he climbs that wall
or he fails wait a minute wait a minute
you're only saying that because you
don't like me this is classic bill
miller's son is a wuss back well now
I've got you by the things you shaved
while your friends held me down let's
get two things straight my son is not a
wuss bag and that prank wild gay was
funny you know what else is funny if
your son doesn't make it over that wall
he gets a big fat ass that's right
Miller I rule this school now well
Bryan's gonna make it over that wall cuz
I'm gonna train it and when he does I'm
gonna do a victory dance goes a little
something like this hey hey hey
oh that's good you're building at the
callous see that Charlie dead of all
feeling how wish I were hey guys let's
give me Lauren a needlepoint listen well
don't mind me and it's gonna make myself
quick cup of tea oh don't drink that
spittle there beside you don't
want to hurry tea Johnny introduced me
to the Japanese tea ceremony and it's
very spiritual that was interesting
Louise you hear that nan she wants to
learn all about it well we better head
on over to the Japanese market now they
have a lot of skittish birds there dear
so you might want to wear half ah no no
no no I don't want to put you out Louise
I mean you're so busy with Lauren Lauren
boy hey there he is my big guy you get a
chance to talk to coach stone no but I
have some fantastic news got me at a gym
better you have to climb that wall if
you don't you fail what how is that
fantastic Ryan I went in there I looked
at that puny wall and I thought my son
is selling himself short I believe in
you no no you don't you never have an
account on that all you need is the
right guy training and that guy please
don't say you please don't you mean
Thank guys going on I decided to help my
son tackle that wall I know he's got it
in in the millers of climbers except
socially and financially I know I
haven't been much help with book stuff
but athletics is my specialty I know I
can help you get there Brian so you
really think I can do this yeah you're
like Rudy who's Rudy who's Rudy it's a
classic football movie about a scrappy
little guy who has the power to overcome
anything start that Sean Astin guy from
Lord of the Rings Samwise Gamgee of the
Shire you guys really think I have the
strength of a hobbit okay I'm gonna go
put a my gym shorts and my traveling
clothes I just watched it on it should
be in your jammies
alright champ this is it there she is
Brian just waiting to be mounted you get
on top of her you'll finally be a man
same time Rudy
[Music]
so how am i doing dad okay positive all
you probably won't hurt yourself all
right let's bring the arms into it one
two three if i want to go to for next
time come on you're the man hey Lisa you
can do it Brian I the tiger
I'll be doing the kid has the upper body
strength of a newborn I believe in yet
way to go brother cooksey IV climb a
wall faster than him I boy may be the
underdog but he's gonna surprise you ok
this is getting sad look I don't feel
right about failing your son just
because you're a jackass so he can pass
gym if he enrolls in square dancing like
the other respects no chance in hell
square dancing for girls and my son is
not a girl okay does anybody have any
our cocoa butter anything people come on
and so ends the clay cha part of the
ritual that was laughing and now we move
on to our two of the ceremony where we
purify the teacup the Chowan say it with
me chauhan charge one come on lobe
that's fun nice try crying feeling any
better oh yeah you just need to walk it
off walk it off filia had to carry him
up to stare I'm all for you making a man
out of Brian but I'm not sure there's a
man in there at this point I'd settle
for a tough lesbian you know what you
did your best maybe it's time to call
coach stone and get him to let Brian off
the hook yeah that's not really an
option anymore
why not cuz that kicked off coach stone
by stepping up his floor in nicknaming
him jerk though now Brian's only hope
for passing gem is to take square
dancing with all the other nerds move it
okay how do you know all this I have
been stayin late it's cool to avoid Nana
did you know that after school they have
clubs for people who are actually into
stuff it's like a whole different world
after two o'clock little school end at
three hey I'm not the one on trial here
so that's what this is all about how you
picked a fight with coach stone and
brian has to suffer for well you know
what I'm calling that school and signing
him up for square dance juvie hey Dad I
really do appreciate all the help that
you've been trying to give me but think
it's time for me to throw in the towel
which I would do if I could lift one are
you sure you want to give up some yeah
oh I think it's time for you to call
your old friend coach stone and get him
to let me off the hook now yeah I kind
of over estimated that friendship turns
out he hates me I thought you never even
talked to him I tried but he was a jerk
he's still jealous that I made first
string and he couldn't cut it plus I
kinda had shaved his privates what
yesterday no
20 years ago but he won't let it go ah
dad I can't believe it's your own
everything don't you worry Brian i just
made a phone call to school and signed
you up for square dancing what why did
you do that so that you could pass him
the square as his Lane you Muslim stuff
not this flame you cried when we took
you out of tap dancing class okay yes
cap fine okay ballroom bring it tango
it's off at square dance me don't insult
my feet oh come on it's just a few
classes yeah and a recital everyone sits
in the bleachers and then they Pelt the
dancers with garbage the hottest ticket
of the year I have a hard time believing
that mom signed me up for square dancing
I could just throw garbage at bright
pink I hope you're happy now thanks to
you I gotta take square dancing and I
have to pass it how am I ever gonna
learn the routine in time for the
recital did someone mention square
dancing yes yes yes I heard it to help
the boy Cheech and everything you know
Louise you can square dance too I told
you i'm a member of a senior square
dancing group the hoop hammers it's a
wonderful fabulous work out here Judy
feel nice i go on give it a good grade
on don't be shy free Billy want to feel
my square dancing time oh I don't see
down
[Music]
cowboy yah just be done with a rod we go
wonderful come on a rail grab your
gallant everybody fails never forgive me
ever
mine was right this is a hot ticket and
I'm starting to get why I didn't think
anything could have piqued his science
fair and yet here we are hey guys come
to throw trash at your brother no I am
here to show Brian my support what's in
the bag little trash I picked up from
our friend give a host up loose born I
told you no phone garbage at your
brother but mom all my friends are doing
it
fine but nothing harder than a Kiwi this
blows I look like how do you freaking
duty oh yeah you look like woody in toy
story you so cool nine years ago
I'm sorry it came to this son in the end
you'll get through it and you'll always
be my son why aren't you looking at me
penny I don't know you hey brother what
are you doing here I'll come see the
girls dance you may have the upper hand
now but 22 years ago I take your butt
cheeks together another questionable
memory yes but I'll always happen well
you keep living in the past but you know
in your heart that I'm now the better
man you're a gym teacher you sell
toilets stop how do you this is about me
passing gym it's not about some stupid
fight that started 20 years ago so
everybody needs to stop interfering in
my life is to position that's you son
the hell it is stand back Hobbit time
y'all go to the wall you can do it son
or young man I just met depending on how
that goes
[Music]
[Applause]
who's to us back now if you can't find
it so proud of you that's my son Oh God
guys I I can't get down I'm terrified of
heights coming over there that's that's
my son
[Music]