06x17 & 06x18 - Wishology! Part 2: The Exciting Middle Part

[bunniefuu]

♪ 'Cause in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

Wands and wings.

Float-y crown-y things.

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents

Yeah, right.

[Sweeping instrumental music]

♪

[Wand pulses]

[Laughing]

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

[Sniffing]

[Yelps]

The eliminators are back.

All: aah!

Eliminate timmy turner.

Don't you mean the chosen one?

[Guitar solo]

[Grunts]

♪

You cannot stop the darkness.

Aaaah!

The chosen one is eliminated.

[Groaning]

And you cannot stop the chosen one.

♪

[Crowd cheers]

And that's how you play [span] the chosen one[/span]video game.

[Cheers and applause]

I hear when you play this game,

You feel like you're the chosen one.

Don't call my house anymore,

'Cause I'm gonna play this game till I die.

Uh-ah-ah-ah.

Crowd: chosen one! Chosen one!

Awesome.

Thousands of fans cheering for me...

As they should.

They love you, timmy.

You defeated the darkness

And saved fairy world.

You're like a movie action hero

Except you don't have rugged good looks,

Tight glutes,

A trophy wife who loves you for your money

As opposed to your first wife

Who loved you when you had nothing.

Oh, and you don't have cool catchphrases.

Hey! My glutes are very tight.

Squish

I do need a cool action phrase like,

"Don't touch my cheese," or,

"Hungry?

How about a filet of fist?"

Well, the fist one has some possibilities.

All: chose one! Chosen one!

Chosen one! Chosen one!

[Lightning crackles]

Do not cheer for timmy turner.

I am the true chosen one.

Oh, no. Here we go again.

For it was i, turbo thunder, who trained himself

For many years to harness my turbo power

To defeat the darkness.

And I would have, too, if I wasn't late.

You stink!

You won't think I stink when the darkness returns

And I save you with my mighty thunder pits!

[Groaning]

[Chorus of boos]

Your thunder pits stink!

Hi. I am sparky.

Will you sign my white wand controller?

"To sparky, keep rocking.

"Signed, the chosen one,

"Your hero who stopped the darkness

And you love 'cause he's so cool."

Uh, sorry to interrupt, your modest one,

But we're late

For your white wand statue dedication.

What? I can't leave my fans

Who totally love the cho--

[Cheers and applause]

And that is why we dedicate to timmy turner

This chosen one statue

Of him holding the real white wand

That stopped the darkness.

Crowd: chosen one. Chosen one.

Hmm, I'm not really sure

That it captures my heroic essence.

Yeah, the glutes on this baby are way too tight.

Come on, gluteus maximus,

It's time to hit the talk show circuit.

What?

And leave thousands of screaming fans

Who love the cho--

We are back with everyone's favorite soft-gluted superhero,

The chosen one.

Tell us, big "c,"

Are you scared the darkness might come back

And, try to... Oh, I don't know,

Destroy you?

Well, bill,

If the darkness does come back,

It better come hungry.

Why is that?

'Cause I plan on serving it up

Some filet of fist.

[Crowd cheers]

Where did he get the flaming fists?

Oh, he wished those up when you were in the can.

That's why the darkness is never coming back.

Nuh-uh.

Oh, no, he didn't.

Ooh, ooh.

All: ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

Ooh, ooh.

Huh, huh, huh.

Another glorious yugopotamian day.

[Inhales deeply]

The garbage is in bloom,

The swamp monsters are singing.

♪ Blaa-a-a-ah

And the sky is full of giant fireballs

Heading right for us.

It's just like the night we first--

Giant fireballs!

We're under att*ck!

[Screaming]

[Blasters f*ring]

Are you sure you know how

To operate the royal escape pods?

Of course. I'm the king.

Watch.

[Remote beeps]

Um, one of us probably should have been on that.

Oh, give me that remote before you...

[Remote beeps]

[Chuckles] my bad.

Only the prince's pod is left.

But mark is on earth spending his days

Hating his home planet and chilling

With the universe's great space warrior...

Timmy turner.

Isn't that mark right there?

Yo, rental units.

Sup?

Okay, I came home for a new fake-i-fier,

As my old one's on the fritz-o

And it only converts me into lady's footwear.

[Musical flurry]

Ooh. Nice pump.

[Rumbling]

Crash

Quick, go to earth, my son,

And carry on the legacy of our beloved planet.

Though you will be superior to earthlings,

Do not set yourself above...

I wasn't finished.

But I think we are!

Now, then, let me protect you, my sweet.

[Teeth chatter]

Both: [screaming]

He will not escape us this time,

Because he will come right to us.

[Laughs]

Aaah!

Can, like, anybody save us?

Male announcer: he was just a normal, gorgeous earth boy

With tight glutes

Who saved fairy world with his fists of fury.

Shimmer fairybunker is timmy turner

In [span]the chosen one:[/span]

[Span]ninja.[/Span]

Cool.

Fairy world adopted timmy's life story

For the big screen.

But when did you become a ninja?

Well, I might have tweaked the script a little.

Huh?

[Giggles]

Hungry?

How about...

A filet of fist.

[Grunting]

Poof shouldn't be watching this.

The v*olence could negatively influence him.

Oh, relax, wanda. That's just a myth.

Hya!

[Groans]

Yeah, this is the chosen one,

In the chosen one suite.

Can I get four strawberry shakes,

Six double cheese pizzas,

Extra towels, and...

Anyone else want something?

Pounds of cocktail weenies.

And pounds of cocktail weenies.

I love you, chosen one. [Giggles]

Don't touch my weenies.

Hey, that could be my new catchphrase.

Timmy...

Don't you think it's time to wrap up the chosen one thing

And, oh, I don't know, get back to earth and school

And be good ole regular timmy turner again?

Yea... No.

Yaah.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

That's it.

No more action movies for poof.

Hiyah!

Why would I go back home when I can do this...

Yeah, this is the chosen one.

Can I have a giant pile of wrapped presents

Sent up to the chosen one's suite?

And don't tell me what's in them.

Surprise me.

Roller skates?

Well, I did say, "surprise me."

But I bet your parents are worried sick about you,

Aren't they cosmo?

[Unintelligible]

And what's that, cosmo?

We should poof timmy back home before he wishes us not to?

Okay!

Uh...

That was so uncool.

Weenies.

Weenies!

Wherefore are thou, weenies?

Hi-i-yaah!

[Knocking at door]

Oh, timmy.

Are you home?

See?

I told you your parents missed you

And are worried sick.

Okay, maybe you're right.

Hey, sweetie.

Your father and I just got back from our amazing ski trip,

And we were wondering...

Did we forget to bring you?

Yeah, but it's okay.

I'm the chosen one.

Both: great.

'Cause now it's time to pack

For our tropical vacation.

And this time, we promise not to forget you.

Ooh, a vacation with your parents,

A perfect opportunity to reconnect

With your parents and earth.

Three, two, one...

[Tires squeal]

Timmy was right, you were wrong,

And I want my weenies back.

And I want all the other stuff.

Fine.

Must eliminate weenie.

Hyah!

Humph. Yeah!

Oh.

And now it's time to get back to fairy world.

I'm an action hero, wanda.

If there's a cry for help,

The chosen one must heed that call.

But the darkness hasn't come back,

And nobody is crying for help.

Timmy turner, like, help!

Timmy turner. Hi.

My planet was, like, att*cked by metal robot dudes

And eaten by a big swirly thing of gas.

So the darkness is back.

Well, I hope it wants a big filet of...

The darkness is back.

Aaaah!

Spoken like a true action hero.

But you are, like, the chosen one,

And you must help me fight.

[Laughs] yeah.

See, technically, I'm not the chosen one.

Although they call me the chosen one,

It's actually incorrect,

And how did you know I was the chosen one?

I never told you,

And you're holding me kind of tight.

Because I must...

Eliminate timmy turner.

It's an eliminator!

I wish that mark eliminator was gone.

Aaaaah!

Both: timmy! No!

Aaaah!

Yo, earth buds.

Sup?

The darkness is back.

[Speaking gibberish]

Oh, greatest warrior in the universe,

You must help me defeat the metal warriors

And swirly evil

That has destroyed my entire plan-et.

[Metal squeaks]

And they stole your fake-i-fiers.

[Gasps] a new fake-i-fier!

With wi-fi.

Shyeah.

Cool, I'm justin jake ashton,

Earth teen dream with three first names.

So that's how the eliminator was able

To disguise himself as mark.

But why would the darkness destroy yugopotamia

And not the rest of the universe?

Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the universe,

Just timmy.

I mean, if I tried to eat the universe

And a soft-gluted boy stopped me,

I'd want to take him out before I tried again,

Wouldn't you?

Did cosmo just figure this whole thing out?

Got that right. Corn dog what?

This looks like a job for the chosen one.

Yes!

I knew you'd, like, help me, timmy turner.

Not me. Turbo thunder.

There's no way I'm fighting the darkness again.

Is that your new action phrase?

'Cause it's kind of long.

We just find turbo thunder,

He fires his thunder pits at the darkness,

The darkness goes bye-bye,

And I live happily ever after in dimmsdale

And marry trixie tang.

Hi, trixie!

Help! Police!

[Screams]

She digs me.

Now first up, find turbo thunder.

The darkness is coming back.

Thanks.

And you'll all be sorry

You rejected the true chosen one,

Turbo thunder!

[Shrieks]

I am only sorry I didn't ban you

From fairy world sooner.

What?

I'm turbo thunder.

You can't ban turbo thunder from...

Hey,

You just missed me banning turbo blunder

From fairy world.

Together: oh, no, you didn't.

Where is he?

Who knows? Who cares?

He kept ranting, "the darkness is coming back."

[Laughs]

Together: the darkness [span]is[/span]coming back.

[Laughs] oh.

What are you saying,

That I missed the hidden part of the cave prophecy?

Turner, I have the eyes of an eagle,

The speed of a puma,

And the wisdom of a great horned owl.

[Owl hoots]

"Part two.

How to find the second wand?"

Okay, maybe it's the eyes of a mole

And the wisdom of a clothes hamper,

But I still have the strength of a lion.

There's a second wand?

[Laughs] check it out.

This cave picture looks like

The eliminators taking over fairy world.

[Laughs] corn dog what?

Uh, this is solid.

I said I wanted my chocolate heart

Filled with nougat!

Why don't you have a salad for once?

Caramel makes you irritable.

No, what makes me irritable

Is how busy it is downtown today.

What is with all the fairies?

[Shrieking]

Those are not fairies.

They are eliminators.

[Shrieks]

I just felt a disturbance in the fairy force,

Like a thousand fairies cried out in agony.

We must quickly decipher part two of the prophecy,

Find the wand, and stop the darkness.

Again.

Okay.

It says, "the second wand lies on the dark side

Of the blue moon."

It's written in yugopotamian?

Shyeah.

Which I got to tell you,

It's kind of freaking me out.

You are freaked?

I think my mole vision saw those stalagmites move.

Our wands!

Aah! Hold me, turner.

You have no power now, chosen one,

And I will finally eliminate you.

Aaah! Aaah!

We didn't see that escape portal earlier.

And I have the eyes of a puma.

Put these with the others,

Then find and eliminate timmy turner.

What does he mean by "others?"

You cannot keep all of fairy world locked up.

Love always conquers darkness.

And my sexiness can never be contained.

See?

What are we going to do?

We're locked in abracatraz,

Fairy world's maximum security prison,

And who knows what happened to timmy.

[Yelling]

Cool. We're wall vomit.

Now, what's going on, bro?

The darkness is trying to destroy me,

So I have to find the second wand

And destroy the darkness first.

And... Oh, yeah,

You're my new sidekick.

Yeah....

No.

See, it's the chosen [span]uno, not the chosen duo.[/Span]

So you go out and battle the sucky bots

And the not-chosen one, that's [span]moi,[/span]

Will stay here and nosh

On these tiny tubes of spicy flesh.

[Laughs]

[Munching sounds]

May I remind you

That you lost your entire planet to that thing,

And you read the prophecy.

Now, are you a man, or a mouse?

Like, squeak.

Fine. I'll do it myself.

The darkness may have taken my fairies,

But I have the wisdom of a really smart animal

And the speed of a really fast animal,

And I will not be fooled by their surprise att*cks.

Together: oh, timmy.

We have a surprise for you.

Surprise! What's my surprise?

Why am I surprised?

Here it is.

Both: eliminate timmy turner.

[Speaking gibberish]

Back off, nasty sucky bots.

Oh, wait. Hold that thought, bro.

Better.

Sucky bots,

Say hello to the changaroo.

Now say good-bye.

Thanks for saving me, buddy.

Hey, it's what sidekicks do.

And I will not get fooled again

Or believe what anyone says.

Hi, timmy.

I thought I'd just stop over

And smooch every part of your face.

Awesome!

Kiss me, you...

Fool.

Aaah!

Dude.

Cut me some slack.

I've wanted to kiss her since kindergarten.

Together: eliminate timmy turner.

Okay, wisdom-of-a-smart-animal boy,

What do we do now?

Run?

That's your great plan?

I don't have the creativity of a really creative animal yet.

[Blasters fire]

Both: aah!

Timmy,

Robotic aliens have taken over dimmsdale.

Jump in if you want to live.

Trust them, for they live in a sewer.

Splash

Splurt

[Metal clangs]

[Blasters fire]

Sewer dwellers,

Thank you for getting us out of that mess

And into this one.

And now we must...

Together: eliminate timmy turner.

Lucky for you,

I have the extremities of a squid

And the knowledge of a sanitation employee.

[Chuckles]

[Surf music]

♪

Whoo-hoo!

Wah-ha-ha!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Wait. I have another plan.

[Squeaking]

What about me?

Uh, I don't think you'll fit in the hole.

Aah!

Enter the darkness, timmy turner.

You have no magic, you have no weapons,

And you have no options.

Oh, yeah?

Think again, eliminator.

Please be a turbo blaster. Please be a turbo blaster.

A boom box?

Well, let's hope it really goes boom.

[Pulsing and booming]

[Unintelligible]

Dude, I don't think it digs the funk.

Well, let's see if it can rock 'n' roller-skate.

[Rumbling]

Stop timmy turn...

Eliminate...

Chosen...

Eliminate...

Now let's see how he likes my weenies.

Not the the catchphrase I was going for, but...

Whip the weenies!

[Musical fanfare]

Aah!

Elimina--

Stop.

Nnh.

[Echoing] timmy...

Both: [laughing]

You see that, darkness?

Now I'm gonna go get the wand

On the dark side of the blue moon,

And I'm coming after you.

And where is this blue moon?

I have no idea.

[Ominous music]

Sewer squid powers, activate!

Huh-ha!

Shyeah.

[Hand whirring]

[Metal clinking]

[Whirring]

[Pounding bass b*at]

[Distorted electric guitar riff]

Get timmy...

[Funky hip-hop b*at]

Get timmy turner.

♪

Get timmy turner.

Get timmy turner.

♪

Get timmy turner.

Get timmy turner.

Both: get timmy turner.

Get timmy turner.

♪

[Ligthning crackles]

Where we are again?

The last thing I remember is,

We were eating cocktail weenies on the beach

And we got sucked into the face of a man who looked like me.

I surmise we've been abducted by an alien super race

That can shape-shift into any form they want.

Either that, or that was a ba-a-a-ad batch

Of cocktail weenies.

The kid's right. We're aliens.

Aliens? Right.

What are you going to show us next, fairies?

[Laughing]

There's not a batch of weenies in the world bad enough

To get me to believe that.

Ba-a-a-d

Bad weenies!

[Whimpers]

Awesome. A fainting party.

[Whimpers]

I like the funny green dude.

[Funk music]

And I like our new roller feet...

And the funk.

♪

Get us out of here.

♪

Fear not, wanda.

For if I know timmy turner,

Right now, he is fearlessly hurtling

Through the universe

With the speed of a space cheetah

On his way to obtaining the second wand

And saving us all.

Where's your spaceship?

What?

Oh, right.

Well, I sort of left it on yugopotamia,

Which is, of course, gonzo,

But the good news is,

I have no idea where this blue moon is

That we seek.

Oh, wait. Bad news, yeah.

I meant to say, "the bad news is,

I have no idea where the blue moon is."

Okay, so we have no ship,

We have no idea where the blue moon is,

And there's no one to help us

Because the darkness has captured

All of my friends and loved ones!

Uh, like, is there anyone who hates you

That could help us?

Yes!

[Munching]

After years of searching,

Nervous breakdowns, and , cocktail weenies,

Today is the day my atomic, magic-seeking magnoscope

Will finally locate the legendary fairy world.

[Whirring]

[Beaming]

Fairy world not detected.

Curses!

Gaaah!

I didn't steal anything.

I mean--

Aah.

[Gargling]

Bad news,

He's not a black hole sucky dude.

Oh, I mean, good news.

What's going on?

How did you smuggle the squid past mother?

Long story short,

I am being hunted by a big black hole in space,

And I need you to help me find

A mystical and magical dark blue moon.

Tell me you have fairies, and we have a deal.

I have fairies.

No use in denying it!

Oh, man. That was anticlimactic.

But I am a man of my word.

On my many failed attempts to find fairy world,

I did find this blue moon in the vegon system.

It gives off a large magic reading,

But I detected no life on the planet.

The star crater.

That's it.

I need to get to that moon--

Fast.

[Beep]

Behold... The crocker rocket.

Dude, aren't you a teacher?

How do you afford this stuff?

Remember the funds that went missing

For the new school science wing?

Yeah. You're looking at 'em.

And this'll get us to the blue moon of vegon?

Does this answer your question?

[Rumbling]

We probably should have been on that.

Aah!

What are we gonna do now?

I need to save my planet,

And I cannot pull a spaceship out of my pants.

Calm down.

We know where the second wand is,

And I can get us a spaceship.

All I need is a high-speed internet connection,

A laptop, and a whoopee cushion.

Sha-bingo.

What?

I said I couldn't pull a spaceship out of my pants.

Both: [laughing]

What's so funny?

Um, you wouldn't find it funny, sir.

What do you mean?

I'm dark laser.

I have a great sense of humor.

[Flabbergasted utterings]

Leaping light years.

I'm fart blazer. I'm fart blazer.

Pull my finger. I'm fart blazer.

Who posted these lies?

Turner.

Three, two, one...

Crash

Timmy turner,

This time, you've gone too far.

I told you about my irritable bowel

In confidence!

Together: it's fart blazer, from tooyube.

[Laughter]

[Shrieking]

Yeah, yeah.

We'll talk about it on the way to the vegon system.

We are not done with this conversation.

But, timmy turner,

Do you think this timmy-hating army

Is large enough to take on the darkness?

Nope, we're missing one secret violent ingredient.

[Musical fanfare]

Ka-ching

Money, money, money, money, money!

Get the cash machine, vicky.

Get it. Get it, girl.

The bodaciously evil vicky.

Nuh-ice.

What's going on?

There's fake money in this,

And why are we in an evil space pod?

Alien robots have kidnapped my friends and family,

And an evil wall of darkness will devour the universe

Unless my enemies--

That's you, guys--

Help me get a mystical second wand

To stop it.

Why should we help you?

I'll give you bucks,

You can see my fairies,

And you can destroy me when this is all over.

Together: deal.

I'll set the coordinates

For the vegon system.

[Laughing]

Blast-off!

Okay, so...

Timmy has magical fairy godparents,

And that's your magic baby?

Together: yes.

And you grant timmy's every wish?

Not every wish.

There are rules.

Could he have wished me a clean house

Whenever he saw I was tired and weary

From domestic overload?

Oh, sure. That's an easy one.

Could he have wished me up a big house

When my trailer got destroyed by that twister?

Heck, he could have just wished away the twister.

That and a thick head of hair for aj,

But he just chose not to.

Well, I choose to get timmy!

[All clamoring]

Clang

Calm down.

Now, you may all think that timmy is selfish...

Which he is.

But what you don't know is that he's risked his life

To save all of you,

And now he's out there trying to save you

From the darkness.

Wow.

So...

Could timmy have wished away my man flab?

Yes, and I'm trying to break out of this jail here.

I mean... I'm hungry.

[Groans]

Oh, no thanks.

Chicken fingers go right to my man flab.

And do not try escaping.

You are not smart enough to outthink us.

Look. Poof busted out.

Hey, he took my scarf.

And he took my eyeliner.

I mean, it's :, uh...

[Babbling]

I knew he shouldn't have watched that movie.

[Ominous music]

♪

Hiyah!

Aah.

Hiiii...

Yah!

Heeyah!

Yah!

Yaah!

Yayeee!

[Laughing]

All: hooray!

And now we must join forces with the chosen one

And stop the darkness once and for all!

Uh, we don't have wands.

Oh, darn it!

Yawn.

Oh, I'm so tired from this long space travel,

And... Don't even think about it.

Right.

And I'm hungry from this long space travel.

Are there snacks on this flight?

I serve death, not snacks,

But there's a great cantina coming up on frigidarium.

Frigidarium!

[Shrieking]

That's the coldest nonmagical sector in the galaxy.

And we don't have heat-regulating dark suits

Like you do.

Hang on.

I've got blankets,

A thermal refuse barrel, some earmuffs,

And my ex-wife's fur coat.

I call the fur coat.

[Jazzy music]

♪

[Dramatic music]

[Playful jazz music]

[Beeps and whirs]

[Growling groan]

Man, my sinuses are acting up.

This seems weirdly familiar.

[Beeping and whirring]

Man, this thing will not shut up.

Pass me the menu.

Help me, twerp. You're my only hope.

[Growling groan]

I think I'm allergic to this coat.

[Grumbling and coughing]

What are you specials today?

We have a lovely chosen one soup.

Ooh. What's in it?

You.

It's a trap!

Get the chosen one.

[Blasters f*ring]

All: [screaming]

Weenies?

They blasted us with weenies?

Catch.

Hey, what do I use for a w*apon.

Here...

Use the forks.

Okay, now I know I've seen this somewhere before.

Did I say [span]my[/span]fairy freezer?

I meant [span]your[/span]fairy freezer,

Which looks fabulous on you, and--

[Shrieks]

Ha!

You are no match for the powers

Of my light stick.

I mean your light stick,

Which also looks fabulous on you.

[Groans]

May the forks be with--

[Shrieks]

Aah!

Get the chosen one.

Exactly. Get the chosen one.

But the chosen one is not here.

I'm timmy turner.

You want turbo thunder.

Me timmy, not turbo.

So what do you say we shake hands

And call this thing a big mix-up,

And we'll go back to earth and forget the whole thing.

Okay? Okay.

Get the chosen...

One. Nice.

All: [shrieking and crackling]

Does not compute.

Dude, you did have a plan.

You used your chosen one death grip.

Uh, all I did was shake his hand and be nice.

And that works too.

Ps: I am the chosen one!

Dude.

What the heck does that thing want?

Timmy turner.

Any last words, old buddy?

Actually, just one comes to mind--

Aaah!

It's you.

[Alarm buzzes]

The fairy prisoners have escaped.

We were sent to guard the magic sticks

In case they go after them.

The magic sticks are stored in the vault on sector ,

And those fairy idiots will never find them.

You said it, idiot!

[Triumphant music]

♪

Now... To sector !

Wait!

Could timmy have wished dinkleberg into a poop sandwich?

A triple-decker!

Now let's go!

[Groaning]

Even with the strength of a medium-sized cat,

I can't open it.

Stand back,

For I have the speed of a running shoe,

The wisdom of a throw pillow,

And a baby who knows martial arts.

Chomp it down, poof!

Yaaah!

Yeah.

Yes!

We have our wands back.

Now, to poof to timmy's side

And help him defeat the darkness.

But we don't know where he is.

Oh, darn it!

Turbo thunder?

You saved me?

Of course I saved you.

I'm turbo thunder.

I save everything from the darkness,

And I know all!

So...

Where's that second wand?

Oh. Now I get it.

You saved us so we'd tell you where the wand is.

Hey, that's still saving.

And I would have gotten to the cave of destiny

To find out for myself,

But I was a little bit busy.

Busy doing what?

Building thunder world,

Where tourists will come and celebrate me

And my victory over the darkness...

And spend a ton of cash on thunder wear

And various thunder-themed souvenirs.

Timmy turner, turner, turner.

Tell me where the second wand is

So we can crush the darkness,

Become a big hero,

And have my grand opening.

If I tell you where the wand is,

You have to take me and my sidekick with you.

Yes, of course.

We will defeat the darkness together as a team.

Hurry!

It's eating thunder world!

The wand is on the dark side of the blue moon

In the vegon system.

There's a star crater there and--

Laters.

Hey!

You said we'd do this together!

Yeah, I turbo-lied.

[Engine roars]

[Triumphant music]

Now to pluck the wand from its rocky sheath,

And...

It...

Won't...

Budge.

[Groaning]

[Belches]

Don't ever do that again.

[Laughs] oh, I'm sorry.

You mean save your life?

Out of the rock, you stupid wand.

Oh, oh.

It's moving.

Aah!

[Grunts]

That's the protector of the wand.

Before this wand you can possess,

You must first pass

The chosen test.

I don't have time for tests.

So how's this...

Perish, rock warrior, in the mighty spew

Of my thunder clap!

[Clap reverberates]

Aaaah!

Thud

I don't think he's the chosen one.

Who goes there?

Before this wand you can possess,

You must first pass the chosen test.

Look, I don't want to fight you,

But we need that wand to light the darkness

And save my friends' and sidekick's planet.

Please.

I need your help.

The chosen one never att*cks unless att*cked

And always trusts before mistrusting.

It is you.

Crash

Here is your wand,

Chosen one.

Cool.

I really am the chosen one.

Aaaaah!

Looking for this?

Leave them here.

They are no thr*at to us...

All: [shrieking]

But let's hope they are of help to us.

Who? Guh? Where?

Flipsie!

Fairies! Fairies! Fairies!

Fairies! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Fairies! I see fairies!

Fairies!

Floating fairies!

[Blathering]

Fairies, sing. Fairies.

Fairies. Fairy, fairies.

Hey.

Where's timmy?

If he got away,

He's on the blue moon in the vegon system.

To the blue moon of vegon.

We are good this time, right?

We have all the pieces we need?

We're good.

I hope we are not too late.

No magic wand can stop us, chosen one.

We'll just keep coming in greater numbers than before.

It's over.

And it's time you finally met the darkness.

[Ominous music]

Think again, robot punk!

Duck, timmy!

Ooh, but don't get your pants dirty.

[Groaning]

Cosmo! Wanda!

With my mom and dad?

You saved me!

You bet we did.

By the way--dinkleberg, poop sandwich, monday.

To think all this time there was a heroic

And magical side of you I never knew.

You want a pony, right?

[Scoffs] unicorn.

[Groans]

[Unicorn whinnies]

I don't mean to interrupt

The greedy/romantic moment,

But there's a whirlpool of death coming for us!

Now say good-bye to the darkness

Forever!

Ugh.

Aah!

Ugh.

[Wand pulses and charges]

[Wand powers down]

This is not right.

It should be sh**ting a magic laser

That blasts back the darkness or something,

But it is not sh**ting the laser.

No!

[All yelling]

Gaah!

Timmy, say the word,

And I will poof us all out of here!

But no matter where I go, the darkness will follow me.

What does it want?

Timmy turner.

I think it wants...

Me.

Both: timmy, no!

I've got to stop the darkness before it takes you all.

Timmy.

How's my hair?

Perfect.

You want me, darkness, you got me.

So long, trixie.

Timmy!

Aaaaaaaah!

[Lightning crackles]

All: timmy!

Thud

He saved us all.

I'll never call him a twerp again.

There, there, vicky.

Let me hold you and comfort you

And make out with you a--

[Groans]

I lack air.

The chosen one saved us.

Now we must save him.

That's big.

Are you sure you can fly it?

Does this answer your question?

[Remote beeps]

Hey, we probably should have been on that.

Dagnabbit!

[Dramatic music]

♪

Frederator!

[Laughter]