07x06 - Crocker Shocker/Super Zero

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands ♪

- Bed, twerp!

- ♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

- Wands and wings.

- Float-y crown-y things.

- ♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

- Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

- ♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents

- Yeah, right.

- You've got to help me, dr. Fancyfree!

I've got a hump on my back, my ears have slid down my neck,

And I'm utterly lacking in charisma!

My life is a disaster,

And it's all because of my accursed obsession with--

- No, don't say it!

- Fairy godparents!

Fairy godparents!

Fairy godparents!

- I can't take it anymore!

I'm going to try something

That goes against everything I've been taught as a therapist.

I'm going to cure you.

- Hypnosis? Ha!

The crocker mind is an impenetrable steel fortress,

And hypnosis will never--

[Snoring]

- Repeat after me.

"I don't believe in fairies."

- I don't believe in fairies.

I don't believe in fairies.

I don't believe in fairies.

I don't believe in fairies!

I don't...believe in...fairies!

- Woo hoo!

- [Laughs]

- Woo hoo!

- Timmy, don't you think these wishes are a little conspicuous?

- I might if I knew what that word meant.

- You're cured.

Now, don't come back.

Crash!

- Uh, mr. Crocker, I can explain--

- No need, timothy!

Normally I'd think this was the work of fairy godparents,

But I don't believe in them anymore.

Clearly you and your magic carpet

Are just racing a monkey on a unicorn.

Nothing unusual here!

Cured!

- Dr. Phyllis fancyfree:

Therapist to the fairy impaired.

- A therapist?

I think she cured mr. Crocker of his belief in fairies.

You know what that means?

- I'm still stuck on conspicumous.

- It means mr. Crocker won't be hunting you guys anymore!

Woo hoo!

This rocks!

- Woo hoo!

This rocks!

It is time for my favorite show!

- Welcome to another episode of [span]dancing with the elves![/Span]

Tonight, it's hermie versus sparkle!

- Oh, no!

Fairy world is losing power!

I bet I know who is responsible.

To turner's house!

Oh, darn it.

- Woo hoo! - Yippee!

Poof!

- Now, seriously, could someone please explain what's going on?

- Yes, explain it to me too, turner!

Explain why the power is being drained from fairy world!

- Well, it's not us!

We're just celebrating

Mr. Crocker not believing in fairies anymore!

- Oh. Say, what now?

This is the worst possible news!

Let me explain why

With a very elaborate and colorful demonstration

Chock full of pageantry and magic.

Oh, right.

Um, can I have a pad and some crayons?

For centuries, we fairies have harnessed the energy that

Comes from the spazzing of certain humans

Who believe that fairies exist.

When mr. Crocker first began

To spaz about fairies many years ago,

His energy was so powerful, we harnessed it

To fuel the big giant wand all by itself!

- You mean all of our magic comes from mr. Crocker?

- Ironic, isn't it?

- So what happens

Now that crocker's stopped believing in fairies

And won't spaz out anymore?

- The loss of power has already begun.

All of fairy world will have to start rationing magic,

Or else we will completely lose power!

- Poof.

- Uh-oh!

Poof can't float!

I think he's out of power already!

- Either that or his diaper's full.

- Turner, it is imperative you get mr. Crocker

To believe in fairies again!

The fate of fairy world hangs in the balance.

[Horn tooting]

Wait for me!

- Don't worry, guys!

We'll get fairy world's power back!

I know deep down crocker still believes in fairies.

He'll never change.

[All gasp]

[All sigh]

[All scream]

- I'm foot-loose and fairy-free.

Baby!

- Not for long!

Once mr. Crocker sees you guys doing some super cool magic,

It'll snap him back to his old self,

And the power will come back to fairy world!

- Ah!

- Ah!

Fairy world must be running out of magic quicker than I thought!

- Either that or my diaper's full.

Ee.

Or both.

- Guys, get up!

You gotta float!

- Ow!

Ow!

- Ah, timothy.

Learning to juggle

With screaming colorful stuffed animals that feel pain?

That makes perfect sense!

No fairies here!

Gah!

- No, mr. Crocker, wait!

Okay, time for plan "b."

- Do you really think this will work, sport?

We don't have any magic!

- No, but we're going to pretend we do!

- Ha ha, good one, pedro.

Hello, timothy.

[Span]bienvenidos to my fairy-free fiesta![/Span]

Have some fairy-free finger foods!

- Oh, no, thanks, mr. Crocker.

But I did bring you a little party surprise!

- Look, we're floating!

- Yeah, smell the magic!

- I don't believe it!

It can't possibly be!

It's...f-f-f--

- Say it, mr. Crocker!

Say it!

- F-f-fancy talking pinatas!

Oh, thank you, turner!

[Laughing]

- Ahh!

- All right,, poof.

If the magic can't come to mr. Crocker,

We'll bring mr. Crocker to the magic.

Poof, poof.

- All we need are some bus tokens and a burlap sack.

- Ow!

- Gah!

[Grunting]

Where are we?

- Mr. Crocker, welcome to the most magical, colorful,

Fairy-filled place in the universe: fairy world!

[Sad music plays]

♪

- Fairy world?

I've seen more magic at a bus stop in toledo.

But that's a story for another time.

- Whoa!

Without magic, fairy world looks horrible!

- Turner, we are almost out of power!

Gah!

The big giant wand is empty!

If we don't restore power,

Fairy world will fall out of the sky!

- You're crazy as a hoot owl.

Try dr. Fancyfree.

She'll cure you in no time!

- Dr. Fancyfree!

That's it!

She cured mr. Crocker.

Maybe she can uncure him too!

If only we had a little more magic,

We could poof to her office!

- A little more magic coming up!

- Gah.

[Grunting]

[Whacking]

- One cup of magic to go!

- Awesome!

I wish we were at dr. Fancyfree's office!

- Could I borrow a bus token?

- I eat goat meat one lousy time,

And he can't let it go!

I'm only human. I have needs too!

- Don't worry, mayor.

Once I hypnotize chompy,

He'll completely forget about your indiscretions.

But to protect myself from lawsuits,

I always include a secret phrase to undo the trance.

It's something no one would ever say to a patient!

- That's it!

All we need to do is figure out mr. Crocker's secret phrase!

- I'm on it!

- Ahh! Cosmo, no!

We need to ask dr. Fancyfree the secret phrase!

Poof us back!

Oh, no!

There's no more magic!

- Aagh!

- And fairy world is starting to fall out of the sky!

If we don't get some power back,

We will plunge right into giant bucket of acid world!

- You built fairy world

Over a place called giant bucket of acid world?

- In hindsight, I see it was not the best idea.

- There's no time to waste!

We have to figure out the one thing

That no one would ever say to mr. Crocker.

It's the only way to undo the hypnosis!

- Uh...mr. Crocker, you're a gorgeous hunk!

- Mr. Crocker, you're not a pathetic weirdo.

- Mr. Crocker, I love your ham.

- Poof-poof, poof, poof-poof!

- Ah! We're still falling!

- Mr. Crocker, you've won the nobel prize!

- Mr. Crocker, I think it is cool

That you live with your mother!

- Seriously, mr. Crocker.

Nice ham.

- Wait a minute!

I've got it!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but, mr. Crocker,

You're the best teacher ever!

- Gah!

Hump inflating!

Ears descending!

Obsessive feelings returning...

Fairy franks?

Fairy film festival?

Fairy fro-yo?

This can only be the work of... Fairies!

You're a fairy!

And... And you're a fairy!

Fairies!

Fairies!

- It's working!

Fairy world is floating again!

- Jorgen, I hope you've learned that you can't rely on crocker

To power fairy world single-handedly.

- Don't worry.

We're not going to rely on one lone nutjob

For power anymore.

We're going to rely on all the nutjobs in the world!

[Span]sacre bleu![/Span]

Fairy godparents!

[Span]das verwongen.[/Span]

[Span]aye caramba![/Span]

Fairy godparents!

[Span]aye caramba![/Span]

- Fairy world is back to normal!

- Fairies! Fairies!

Fairies! Fairies!

- Now get him out of here before he wrecks the place.

- We just have to make sure

Mr. Crocker never stops believing in fairies ever again.

- Thanks for seeing me again, dr. Fancyfree.

- Well, as long as you agreed to my conditions--

Obviously, hypnosis didn't work, so let's start fresh.

There's no such thing as... Fairies!

I see fairies!

Fairies!

Fairies!

Fairies!

- You go, girl.

Fairy godparents!

- Sponge.

- Sponge.

- Powder.

- Powder.

- Clothes pin.

- Clothes pin.

- And voila!

- [Giggling]

Beep, beep.

Beep.

- Cosmo!

What are you doing?

- I'm helping. Duh.

- If you wanna help, help us change poof's diaper.

- Okay!

I'll change it to a puppy!

- Aagh!

- Ah!

That's a wolverine!

- Silly, timmy.

This is a wolverine.

[Walrus roars]

- Ah!

That's an electric walrus!

- Well, they both start with a "k."

- That's it!

Cosmo, go sit in the corner,

Where you can't do any more damage.

- Ooh!

I can add this to my loose nail collection.

Crash!

- Cosmo!

You're not helping!

Just go!

- Fine. I can take a hint.

I don't need a house to fall on me.

- It fell on us!

- Whatever, mr. Lint-picker.

- You mean nit-picker!

- There you go again.

Come on, poof!

Well, at least we're away from those two lint-pickers.

Now how about a super fun seesaw partner?

Whoa.

That's one big chicken.

I'll save you, poof!

- [Laughing]

- [Screaming]

- Whee!

- Hello, dimmsdale.

This is chet ubetcha with the weather report.

- [Giggles]

- It's raining babies.

- Ahh...gotcha!

- Well, stick me in a dress and call me sally!

A floating something just saved that baby.

Who are you, caped something?

- Uh-oh!

Fairies aren't supposed to reveal their existence.

And I'm one of those.

- Well, tell us your name!

The world wants to know!

- Uh...um...

It's not cosmo.

- Don't you mean super not cosmo?

- Okay!

- People of dimmsdale, let's hear it for super not cosmo!

[Cheers and applause]

- There, the house is as good as new.

It's like cosmo was never here.

- Greetings, citizens of timmy's room!

- Cosmo, what are you talking about?

And why are you wearing someone else's underwear?

- Who's this "cosmo" you speak of?

I'm super not cosmo.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my super secret lair.

I mean, the bathroom.

- If he wants to be a superhero, let him.

He's not hurting anyone.

- Meow!

- A cat's in trouble!

To the super not cosmo copter!

- Yah!

- Meow.

- Super not cosmo to the rescue!

- Here you go, really old lady!

You and your kitty are happily reunited!

It's not my cat!

- You're welcome.

- Meow!

- Well, stick me in a kilt and call me sally mcmalley!

Super not cosmo has saved the day again!

- Aagh!

Please get it off!

[Classical organ music]

- You know, sport, with cosmo off doing his superhero stuff,

I'm really getting a lot more done.

I wrote a rock opera

And taught the electric walrus to river dance.

[Electrical sizzling]

- And I had time to clean out my sock drawer.

Look! I found a bag of gold!

- Oh, no! Someone help us!

- To the super not cosmo mobile!

- Uh.

- This is chet ubetcha with a special bulletin.

The dimmsdale dam is breaking!

In other news, I didn't even know we had a dam!

Well, stick me in a wet suit and call me aqua sally!

Thanks for saving us again, super not cosmo!

- You betcha, aqua sally!

- I say, timothy,

Life is so much more civilized with cosmo not about.

- Quite right, wanda.

What shall we do until the next fox hunt?

- Oh, I don't know.

I dare say with cosmo not here,

Perhaps we have too much free time on our hands.

- Well, this superhero nonsense can't last forever.

With any luck, cosmo's over it by now.

- Help!

The volcano's erupting!

- To the super not cosmo sub!

- Ugh!

Ugh!

- Chet ubetcha here at the dimmsdale volcano,

Which is right next to the dam I never knew we had!

I have really got to get out more!

Is there anyone who can help?

[Cheers and applause]

[Volcano erupts]

[Mechanical whirring]

Come back soon, super not cosmo!

This is chet ubetcha saying, "gosh, I like that guy."

- So I asked the duke of cornwall,

"Do you really have a wall made of corn?"

- Wanda, don't take this the wrong way,

But without cosmo around, you've become a crashing bore.

- Oh, really?

Well, take that.

[Laughing]

Splat!

- Cosmo, I'm glad you're back!

- Yeah, why don't you hang out for a while?

You can help me throw scones at wanda.

- I'm afraid I don't have the time.

I need to use the bathroom where my superhero lair...

Is...not.

Meanwhile, in the super not cosmo secret--agh.

How did you discover my secret lair?

You guys must be criminal masterminds!

- What is all this stuff?

- My super crime-fighting computer,

My super crime-fighting toilet,

And of course my faithful butler, wolfie.

He may have tried to eat me in my sleep,

But at least he never told me to go sit in the corner.

- Oh, cosmo, we're sorry about that.

We miss you.

- Yeah, and it's boring without you around...

And british.

- Sorry, but the people of dimmsdale need me.

Look!

It's the super not cosmo signal!

Someone's in trouble!

- You're signaling yourself!

- Maybe...

Or maybe that's what the criminals want you to think!

Anyway, it's only a matter of time

Before someone needs my help.

- Help me, super not cosmo!

- See? I'm coming, sally!

- I'm at the mall, and I can't remember where I parked my car!

- I'll save you!

Ha-ha!

Wow, you can see the whole parking lot from here.

- Oh, no!

It appears the dam I didn't know we had has burst!

More bad news!

The volcano next to the dam I didn't know we had

Has erupted!

This just in!

The cat rescued by super not cosmo

Was, in fact, the rare dimmsdale tree cat!

When removed from its tree,

It att*cks anything that's running and screaming!

[Cat meowing wildly]

- Ladies and gentlemen,

It appears super not cosmo is a super zero!

Everything he's done has backfired!

In this reporter's opinion,

Super not cosmo should sit in the corner!

- Sit in the corner!

Sit in the corner!

Sit in the corner!

- Timmy and wanda were right.

I'm nothing but trouble.

There's your car, sally.

- Ahh!

- Wow.

This is bad even for cosmo.

- I wish the town was back to normal.

[Cat meows]

- "Dear family, I'm going away forever,

Or three weeks,

Whichever comes first."

- Poof, poof.

- Don't worry, poof!

We'll find him!

Before we turn british again!

Tally ho!

Dah!

- Let's face it, wolfie;

This town doesn't need a superhero.

It's the safest place on earth.

[expl*si*n]

- Oh, we've searched the whole town,

And there's still no sign of cosmo.

What are we gonna do?

- Well, cosmo felt needed as a superhero.

So we need to make him feel needed again.

I know!

We'll create a supervillain!

Ding!

[Loud pounding]

- Ah!

- I am milkman, delivering destruction in three flavors:

Regular, chocolate, and delicious holiday eggnog!

- Did someone say eggnog?

- Milkman?

What kind of super villain is that?

- The lamest one I could think of.

Which makes him perfect for cosmo!

- Could it be, wolfie?

Do the people of dimmsdumb really need me?

I don't speak spanish, but I'll take that as a yes.

Super not cosmo to the rescue!

- Aaaagh!

- That wasn't supposed to happen!

- Oh!

- This is a job for super not cosmo!

- Super cork power, go!

[expl*si*n]

Super bandage power activate!

Hi, cat lady.

- Aagh!

- And now to clean up this mess: here kitty, kitty...

[Cheering]

- This is sally ubetcha with breaking news.

Super not cosmo isn't a super zero after all!

He's a hero!

- You saved us, super not cosmo.

You really are a superhero.

- My superhero days are over.

Fighting bad guys like the muffin man was cool,

But I'd rather be with you guys: my family.

- Speaking of helping, how about changing poof's diaper?

- What should I change it to?

I know!

- Wanda woman to the rescue!

- Hang on, boys.

Mommy's coming!