06x19 & 06x20 - Wishology! Part 3: The Final Ending

[bunniefuu]

♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands ♪

Bed, twerp!

♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

Wands and wings.

Float-y crown-y things.

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents

Yeah, right.

Wow, it's dark out here.

[Snores] chosen.

[Snores] thunder.

[Snores] weenies.

[Snores] darkness!

Look, cosmo, timmy's awake,

And he's okay.

Let's celebrate!

[Rhythmic hip-hop music]

Ooh!

[Laughter]

[Elephants trumpeting]

What? Too bumping, homies?

Cosmo, wanda, poof, you're here!

You're alive!

I just had an awesome dream.

I was on some blue moon

With my friends, parents, and you guys.

I kissed trixie and jumped into the darkness

To save you all!

And I kissed trixie!

Good dream.

Oh, that wasn't a dream, timmy.

You did jump into the darkness

And defeated it once and for all.

I defeated the darkness?

I don't remember anything after kissing trixie.

I did kiss trixie, right?

Big time.

Then you jumped into the darkness

And used your chosen one powers to make it explode.

You're a hero, timmy!

Jorgen erased everyone's memory,

And the universe is back to normal.

After this whole adventure,

All I want is a typical, normal day

Where evil robots don't try and eliminate me

When someone shouts "timmy turner."

Whatever makes you happy, timmy,

Since, again, the darkness is gone forever.

Okay, then I wish I had the most normal day ever.

Now to start my normal day with a normal breakfast.

[Groans]

[Screams]

What is that thing?

That thing is what your mom

Normally looks like in the morning.

A long time ago,

You instituted a daily maternal makeover wish

So your mom would look beautiful for you.

[Grumbles and wails]

Want some eggs and sausage, sweetie?

Just say the word.

Nope, I can do this.

I love my normal day.

Oh, timmy!

Morning, son.

Let me guess.

I had a standing man-up my dad wish too?

Guess what?

I just got two golden tickets

For the dress-wearing father-son

Crimson chin competition today!

Awesome!

But you have school today,

Thud!

So after I walk the dog-- I mean your mom--

I'm gonna have a blast without you.

Ooh, I'll need somebody to watch you

Until the bus gets here.

[Foreboding music]

Morning, twerp.

You've got to be kidding me.

[Laughs maniacally]

[Bell rings]

Had enough "normal"?

Nope. Splat!

Because this is still better than battling the darkness.

Francis.

Hey.

[Growls]

[Grunts]clang!

Trixie! Hey.

You don't, perchance,

Remember a sweet lip-lock with me

On a blue moon in space, do you?

Help! Police!

Thud! [Grunts]

Clang!

Turner!

I've just received my diploma

From the online tattoo institute.

Now I can give you "f"s

That can only be removed via laser surgery.

[Laughs maniacally]

Look! I'm getting jiggly with it.

Ready to lose this "normal" wish, sport,

And have some fun-f-f-fun?

You bet.

I was wrong, way wrong.

I want to start this day over.

I don't want the most normal day ever;

I wish I had the best day ever!

Both: now, that's more like it.

Darkness. [Snores]

Francis. [Snores]

Tattoos. [Snores]

[Yelps]

A waterslide!

Cool.

Welcome to your best day ever.

I don't think you'll ever want to leave it--l-l-leave it.

Uh, are you guys okay?

Oh, uh, we just have a bad case

Of very happy hiccups, now that you're here.

Well, in that case,

Whoa!

Whoo!

Wha-hoo!

Good morning, best son ever,

It's time for the best breakfast ever:

Bacon, timmy cakes, and cash.

[Sings]

[Singing reply]

Timmy!

Guess what.

We're not going to the manly-dressed

Father-son crimson chin convention.

What?

But this is supposed to be the best day ever.

I know.

That's why we're bringing the convention here.

Beep!

[Both laughing]

This is the best convention ever.

Smack!

And the best day ever!

Timmy! Be our boyfriend.

We love you.

Your teeth rock, timmy.

Smack!

Hello, francis.

[Growls]

Thud!

Hi, best boyfriend ever.

I moved into your locker

So I can always be with you, timmy.

[Elephants trumpeting]

[Celebratory organ music]

♪

And now the best day ever meets the best kiss ever.

I think-- [mutters]

Crash!

[Both screaming]

Thud!

Uh, guys, I never wished for eliminators.

Good, 'cause we didn't poof any out.

Get the chosen one.

No, get them, chosen one.

Right.

I am the chosen one,

Who's in the middle of his best day ever

And defeated the mighty darkness twice,

And I'll do it again.

Timmy turner, you did not defeat the darkness.

You are in the darkness!

[Foreboding music]

Both: hi, timmy!

Poof, poof.

[Stammers]

[Warbling]

Turner,

This is all an illusion to keep you distracted

So you won't fulfill your chosen one destiny

And destroy the darkness forever.

No, it can't be.

I've been in dimmsdale having the best day ever,

And I was about to kiss trixie.

Ooh.

I'm really glad I didn't kiss trixie.

And I'm glad this foolishness is over.

So I can finally eliminate the chosen one.

[Screams]

[Grunts]

[Screams]

What's going on?

Where are we?

When you sacrificed yourself,

You were taken to the heart of the darkness,

And now we're getting you out.

Ah!

The portal is closing.

Beep!

[Whooshing]

[Screaming]

Must have timmy turner.

Why?

So you can keep him close to your heart

And expose your one weakness?

The chosen one is not to be played with.

And if you won't destroy him, I will.

Return to me now.

I will not return.

You cannot make me.

[Blasting]

[Wailing]

But I can unmake you.

[Blasting]

[Screams]

Timmy turner is not to be eliminated.

Right, totally clear on that.

Timmy turn-o, no eliminate-o.

Find timmy turner

And bring him to me.

I wish our faces were normal.

So I never destroyed the darkness;

I was inside it

Living some kind of a fantasy?

Yep.

And now that I'm out

It's probably gonna come back and get me?

I'd put money on that.

Can I borrow some money?

And now we're off to the timmy cave

Where my army's assembled

And ready to battle the darkness?

Sh-bingo!

Clunk!

All: welcome back, timmy!

We're glad to see you're safe, chosen son.

Uh, mom, if you could give me a second?

Turner!

Nice man-smooch.

But, dude, we have a lot of work to do.

Like, you must help me get my planet back.

And help us free fairyworld from the eliminators.

And--oh, yeah, stop the darkness.

And that's what we're gonna do...

Together.

Aj, status report.

Hmm, no sign of the darkness in our galaxy yet,

Just a harmless meteor shower.

Splash!

[Motor rumbling]

[Screams]

[Forlorn harmonica music]

♪

[All grunting in unison]

Clang!

[Chains rattling]

Man, this song is so depressing.

And what happens if we stop pushing

This giant wooden wheel, anyway?

[Forlorn harmonica song slows, stops]

We've checked all of fairyworld.

Timmy turner is not here.

But if he is on earth,

Our best team will surely find him.

Still no sign of timmy turner on earth,

But we will continue our exhaustive search.

Clang!

[Twangy tropical music]

How's the exhaustive search coming?

Well, he's not in this fruity umbrella drink.

We should search for him

In more of these fruity umbrella drinks.

We need more fruity umbrella drinks.

Coming right up.

Okay, troops, these are bleak times,

And the darkness is still out there,

But, as the chosen one, I know if we stick together,

We can defeat it.

So repeat after me.

Let's do this!

[All exclaiming]

That wasn't even close.

Sorry, turner,

It is just that poof woke up from his nap smiling.

Even my cold, dark heart

Can't resist the joy in a baby's smile.

Guys, can we focus?

Fine.

Aj, give mr. Anti-smile the full status report.

[Knuckles cr*ck] if you recall,

The white wand located on fairyworld

Blasted the darkness with a white fire

That forced it to retreat,

And the second wand

Located on the blue moon of vegon six

Just puffed a big wind and did nothing.

And?

That's all we got.

That's it?

Then how am I supposed to b*at the darkness?

Easy, timmy.

Because this time,

We're going to stay right by your side--

So you can use our all-powerful magic

To destroy the darkness.

[Whirring]

Smash!

But it is I who will destroy the darkness

After I destroy you.

Think again, jerk-inator.

No, jorgen, don't blast him because--

[Screams]

They capture any w*apon used against them

And use it against us.

I wish the eliminator was gone.

And I wish I wasn't.

And I wish you had rocket glutes.

Okay, that's actually kind of cool, but--ahh!

I wish I was out of here.

Man, that kid's hard to destroy.

Smash! Hey!

I wish I had a timmy turner tracker.

Cool.

We're at the mall?

Well, you didn't say where you wanted to go,

And who doesn't love the mall?

There's slacks, snacks,

Miss paddywack's knick-knacks, tv shack--

Good evening, dimmsdale, this is chet ubetcha

Saying it's a bad evening

Because a magic alien space robot

Is attacking the city.

But even with the town in ruins,

The m*llitary extraterrestrial research facility

Assures us it's nothing to worry about.

There's nothing to be worried about.

The robot is just a--

Uh...

A street sweeper...[Crowd screaming]

That scares people. So, bye!

This is chet ubetcha saying, "great!"

Because it looks like the alien street sweeper of doom

Is off to clean our mall.

Did he say mall?

I love having magic.

Yeah, me too.

I wish the ground would swallow him up.

Chomp!

[Grunting]

Smack!

[Grunts]

[All moan]

That's it!

You hurt my baby, my wife, my godchild,

And most importantly, me!

You have awakened a sleeping giant, my friend,

So face my magical powers.

Meet the mighty cos-zilla!

Smash!

And two wands?

Ha! That's nothing.

The mighty cos-zilla can wish up a million wands.

Oh, and you can make one mall disappear?

Ha!

I can make a million wands disappear.

[Screams]

[Screams]

Ha ha.

Wow.

That could be my biggest blunder ever.

Man, I hate being the chosen one.

[Zapping]

Smash!

Evil alien street sweeper thing,

Prepare to taste the might of merf.

Man, I love megaphones!

Ready,

Aim--

Stop!

If you blast him,

He'll just absorb all the weapons

And use them against you.

What do you know?

You're just a kid

Without any hair on your body.

We're totally cool top secret agents

With a ton of hair on our body

And a cool escape probe

In case things go wrong.

Chirp! Chirp!

But it won't, 'cause we're gonna launch

Every w*apon, m*ssile,

And kitchen sink we've built since ,

And blast it back to wherever it came from.

We call it operation blow that thing up.

It's gonna be awesome.

I'm telling you, you can't fire.

Oh, okay, if you say so. And fire!

[High-pitched squealing]

Ha-ha.

What do you know, the kid was right.

We should get to the escape probe.

Where are the keys?

Chirp! Chirp!

Operation save our butts is under way.

Can you save the rest of our buddies too?

[Growls]

The chosen one has fled his world,

And now, with magic,

There's nothing stopping me from making it my world.

[Clanging]

Time for operation run!

We are at your command,

Oh, great street sweeper of doom.

From now on, call me the destructinator.

[Laughs maniacally]

[Festive ukulele music]

[Whooshing]

[Screaming]

Clang!

Yeah, ha-ha!

His rocket glute wish has literally backfired,

And I am not a robot.

But I am stranded on a metal earth with no magic.

Help me, chosen one!

[Echoing]

Clang!

Ahh!

The earth has been turned into metal

With an evil face on it!

And there's no magic left in the universe

To stop him or the darkness.

[Wails]

Don't worry, guys.

We're still together,

And there is still magic left in the universe.

You mean the magic of a child's smile?

No.

I mean the magic of the wand on the blue moon of vegon,

Which is just sitting there waiting for us to use it.

Now, hang on.

Beep!

Wha-hoo!

Clang!

Smash!

Great landing. Let's do it again.

Thud!

Okay, chosen one,

What's the operation called this time?

I call it operation grab this wand

And figure out how it works,

Then drag it back to earth and use its magic

To crush the destructinator,

Then blast the darkness with it.

Good plan.

Except it won't work.

All: turbo thunder?

Wow, you really let yourself go.

Yes, it is i, turbo thunder,

Registered trademark and original chosen one.

Thunderwear sold separately.

Cha-ching!

And if you want to know how that wand works,

We must work together, timmy turner.

Well, forget it.

You had your chance to help me,

And you left me on thunderworld

To get sucked up by the darkness.

So step off, girlfriend,

'Cause I'm taking this peppy meal to go.

[Grunts]

Peppy meal's not budging.

It's not supposed to budge.

It's supposed to light our way.

How do you know?

Because after the rock guardian

Flicked me over the horizon like a chosen booger,

I realized how alone in the universe I was.

[Sobs]

Then I made a friend.

Literally, I made it.

Then I made a rock lunch,

[Shattering]

Which didn't really work out.

But it was rocky's smile that comforted my lonely nights here

And made me understand what's important in life...

[Exhaling rhythmically]

Honor...

Ha-ha!

Humility,

And the most important thing of all.

How the wand works?

No, lunch.

Do you have anything to eat that's not rock-based?

Show us how the wand works!

[Rumbling noise]

[Zapping noise]

Ka-boom!

[Rumbling noise]

[All gasp]

Rocky!

You were right!

And look!

The final prophecy.

Ha-ha!

I knew I'd save you guys.

There's another wand?

It's the final wand.

And since you are the chosen one,

You have to find it,

And you can use this to get me food now.

Remember, no rocks.

Stand back, turbo hunger,

And behold a meal fit for a king.

An ice cream sandwich.

And that's "a meal fit for a king"?

It is for the king of ice cream land.

Now, munch before your king.

Chomp!

Can you poof up one for rocky?

"To end the darkness with the power thrice,

The last wand lies inside earth's ice."

Great! I don't get it.

The ice wand completes a magic triad.

And when combined with the fire wand on fairyworld

And the wind wand here on vegon,

It's a triple-powered combination

That will emit a gazillion-ton burst of magic

That will finally destroy the darkness

And--can I have another ice cream sandwich, your majesty?

Only because you amuse me, peasant.

Chomp!

Wow!

These are filling.

But how do we find a wand in the ice

When the earth is covered in metal

And controlled by a giant robot freak?

Because I'm going to help you.

Timmy, my world, like yours,

Was destroyed by the darkness.

I was just a boy loving life on my home planet,

Wonderworld.

It was a magical place,

Not unlike your fairyworld.

My people had powers,

Some cool...

[Cheering]

Some kind of strange.

Ours was a peaceful existence

Until that fateful day when the darkness arrived.

[Ominous growling noise]

What is that?

It's dark and scary.

Thank goodness our peaceful planet

Has a k*ller defense system

That is blasting the crud out of it.

Bang! Bang!

But it didn't work.

Soon the eliminators arrived

And took away the only things I ever loved.

Whoa!

[Wailing]

They took my family.

The force of the darkness swallowing wonderworld

Caused it to break apart.

And caused me to hurtle, alone, bravely through space

Until I safely landed on a deserted pink planet.

Crash!

[Grunting]

It was there I swore vengeance upon the darkness

And vowed to train myself and perfect my wonder powers.

[Blasting]

[Blasting]

Ka-boom!

Smash!

Then I received an invitation to a chosen one competition

In the land called fairyworld

Where some fairy elders were seeking outside might

In their own quest to crush the darkness.

[Mutters]

Bonk!both: next.

[Screams]

[Whimpers]

Next.

[Groaning]

[Blasting]

From that moment on,

I was no longer pippy dinglefitz

But turbo thunder.

Your real name is pippy? [Laughing]

[Blasting]

Then I perched myself atop the highest peak

In the land I now dubbed thunderworld

And waited for the darkness to return

So I could seek my revenge!

I waited

And waited

And waited.

Then you fell asleep,

Missed your calling when the darkness returned,

And I had to b*at it for you.

But I have accepted my fate

As the former chosen one who slept through his destiny.

And as the new chosen one,

You must now accept yours,

For, timmy turner,

I...am...

Whoa. You're not gonna cut off my hand

And then tell me you're my father, are you?

No.

I'm gonna train you.

I will make you stronger...

Hee-ya!

Smack!

Faster...

Ha-ha!

And so powerful

That you will be able to crush the metal robot dude,

Get your planet back,

And then crush the darkness.

Ha-ha-ha!

Ka-pow!

Smash!

Awesome!

Look out, destructinator and the darkness,

Here comes--uh...

Turbo timmy!

Turbo timmy!

Smash!

Eedie-beedie.

I am a robot like you.

What is our eedie-beedie plan?

We're transforming the earth

Into the destructinator's super surprise w*apon.

And what is the super surprise?

Thud!

Oh, just an earth filled with

Million gigatons of expl*sives

That will destroy the darkness in its one true weak spot:

Its heart.

[Metal crunching]

Ha ha. Ha ha.

Hey, look at that.

I am not a robot and--

Help us, chosen one!

The destructinator will be fast,

But you need to be faster.

Smack! [Grunts]

He will be quick,

But you need to be quicker.

Uh. Uh.

[Screams]

Thud! Thud!

Smash!

His will will be mighty,

Yours must be mightier and--

Coochie, coochie, coo.

[Screams]

Smash!

I quit.

There is no quitting

When your world has been turned to metal

And a showdown with the destructinator awaits you.

Now, get up.

I don't have special powers like you.

I'm just a normal boy,

And I'm tired of fighting the darkness,

And I can't defeat the destructinator with magic,

'Cause he has magic.

Oh, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this.

Take my hands.

On suns and storms,

Two pits of wonder,

I transfer to you

My powers of thunder!

[Electric sizzling]

Timmy, are you okay?

I'm--

I'm better than okay.

In fact, turbo timmy pits, activate!

[Blasting]

Kaboom!

Smash!

What else can I do?

[Forlorn harmonica music]

♪

No, timmy turner's

Not in this fruity umbrella drink either.

Oh, great. It's raining.

Uh-oh.

Hey!

You guys haven't seen

A world full of imprisoned fairies

Who could use some magic, have you?

Look, up in the sky,

It's the chosen one. Hi!

And it's raining wands!

[Span]ole![/Span]

[Mooing]

[All whimpering]

Coochie, coochie, coo.

[Giggles]

Timmy, you've rendered them powerless

With poof's smile.

'Cause there's no greater power in the universe

Except for the giant hole

That I wish would swallow them up.

Yes! We are free!

I never get tired of that.

Well, I do.

Timmy, light the white wand of fire.

Boom!

[Blasting]

Fairyworld is free!

And now it's time to free my planet.

[All cheering]

Smash!

This is eliminator one.

The chosen one has been spotted.

He's on his way to earth.

[Growling]

I wish you had...

Giant ears.

I'm going to give you a front-row seat

As the earth and the chosen one

Are swallowed into the heart of the darkness.

Then my expl*sive-stuffed-crust earth

Will go kaboom.

And no more darkness, no more chosen one,

And no more you.

[Tires squealing]

Crash!

Clang!

Okay.

Earth is ready for detonation,

Oh, great beast of metal stuff.

What is this?

The detonator?

It's too small.

It's actually standard size.

It's just that you are so super and big.

How am I supposed to find this when I need it?

Ooh. I wish it was magnetic.

Okay. That works.

But your plan won't.

How can you blow up the chosen one

When the chosen one is not here?

[Laughs] ooh.

Smash!

What's going on, dumbo?

Okay, that problem is solved,

But you are still without the darkness.

[Ominous growling]

Turner, it's a trap.

The earth is filled with expl*sives,

And he's going to use the planet

To destroy the darkness and all of us.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I don't think--

So.clank!

Worst chosen one ever.

Now, then...

Here, darkness, come get your buddy the chosen one

And take him into your heart.

[Laughs maniacally]

You're not doing anything.

Why aren't you doing anything?

Wait.

My large ears hear something,

Like a million fairies just raised their wands.

[Deep rumbling]

[Zapping]

[Metal whining]

[Zapping]

[Zapping]

Let it rip, fairies!

[Blasting]

Smash!

You may have gotten rid of the metal on earth,

But you have not gotten rid of me,

And I have magic.

You know, for a guy who was supposed to eliminate me,

You stink!

You are so going down.

Actually, I'm going up.

Timmy has led the destructinator off the earth.

Now we can find the ice wand.

Fairies, search the earth!

[All cheering]

It's not at the ice hockey game.

It's not in iceland.

Ha-ha!

And it's not in the possession of vanilla ice.

So you run your own carpet-cleaning business now?

Uh...cool.

[Whooshing]

Give up, destructinator,

'Cause you can't catch turbo timmy.

Clang!ahh!

What do you know?

You can catch me.

But now you will taste the thunder arm fury

Of my thunder pits...

[Blasting]

Which I should have never used against you.

[Blasting]

Oh, yeah. This is gonna hurt.

[Zapping]

Smash!

[Cracking]

I cannot be stopped, chosen one.

Thanks to you, I have magic,

I have destructo-pits,

And I have all the power in the universe.

Not all the power.

What about the weapons you've stuffed in the earth?

You don't have those.

But now I do.

[Laughs maniacally]

And now, at last,

You will be eliminated.

Any last words?

Yeah.

When I crashed into you in space,

I sort of grabbed your detonator.

Huh?

Don't mess with the chosen one.

Beep!

[Beeping]

No!

Ka-boom!

Splash!

Phew.

One down, one to go.

I have been waiting for you.

A talking polar bear?

You must be the guardian of the ice wand.

What do I have to do

To prove I'm the chosen one?

Are you the chosen one?

Yep.

Oh, works for me, beaver boy.

[Clears throat]

"From outer moons to distant suns,

The ice wand grows for the chosen one."

Timmy, you're okay.

And you found the final wand,

Which is really big,

Like my ears.

I just heard a fly break wind in africa.

Quick, timmy, clap twice so the ice wand

Can join the wands of fire and wind.

And destroy the darkness.

No.

[All exclaim in confusion]

No? What do you mean, "no"?

You heard turbo thunder,

Unite the wands and--kablooey!

It will be fun.

Thud! Oh!

But it's not attacking.

In ancient times,

Did the darkness att*ck fairyworld,

Or were fairies so scared when they saw it,

They panicked and att*cked first?

Come on.

That is crazy talk

About something that happened a long time ago.

But, yes, that's pretty much how it went down.

And turbo thunder, what did the darkness do

To wonderworld when it arrived?

Well, it was really scary--

And big.

Yeah, it was really scary and big--

Real big--

Uh...

Did I say it was scary?

And?

And we panicked and blasted it

With wonder rockets.

But what about the prophecy?

It says you're supposed to unite the wands

And blast the magic into the darkness.

We are gonna unite the wands

And blast them into the darkness.

We're just gonna add a few extra wands

And a little poof magic.

All: aww!

I wish there were ice wands

On all the planets in the solar system.

Poof, poof.

The mercury wand is ready to go.

Venus wand, ready to go.

All set on mars.

Crash! Ow!

Bad robot. Bad!

The jupiter wand is looking sexy.

Poof.

Poof.

Okay.

The planets are all wanded up.

Now, what is your plan?

No rockets or bombs or anything vile,

But light the darkness with a magic celestial smile!

Boom!

[Gurgling]

I wish we were all back in dimmsdale.

[Blasting]

Hey, look!

The darkness isn't dark anymore;

It's the yellowness.

No wonder the darkness was always after you, timmy,

You are the only one

Who ever blasted anything nice into it.

You did it, turner.

You turned the darkness into the kindness.

Yeah-- and what the heck is that?

[Whooshing noise]

Smash!

It's an eliminator!

[Metallic clanking]

Must hug timmy turner.

Nope, it's a hug-inator!

I have something else for you.

Ahh!thud!

Ahh!thud!

Ahh!thud!

Ahh!thud!

Timmy, you saved us.

Dude, you totally rock.

Man, it was dark in there.

And I'm dark laser.

Turner!

You did it!

Do not take this the wrong way, but...

I love you!

How about now?

Want to make out now?

Whack!

Okay, is that it?

Trixie!

Timmy!

You saved us!

Smooch!oh-ho-oh!

And excellent man-smooch, chosen son.

Hey! How about a mom-smooch?

Smooch!

Okay, that's got to be it.

Mother! Father!

Give us a squid-smooch, son.

Turbo thunder, are you okay?

Oh, timmy,

I just wish I could once again turbo-smooch...

My parents?

[Screaming]

Mommy? Dad!

Both: pippy!

It's great to be a family again.

Now we have everybody.

The darkness was never

Looking for trouble in the universe.

It was just looking for friends.

Friends.

And finally, the universe is safe again.

Thud!

What are you guys doing here?

[Electric guitar chord]

Thud! Thud! Thud!

All: we should, like, party.

[Upbeat rock music]

♪

[Crowd cheering]

Crunch!

All: agh! Our backs!

Here is to the best chosen one ever!

And finally, the best kiss ever.

You do realize after this party,

I'm erasing everyone's memory,

And you'll go back to being

The not-chosen, buck-toothed loser boy.

Oh, and that was the best kiss ever.

Yeah, that figures.

But at least I don't have to find any more wands.

Just kidding.

Chomp!

Ahh!

Brain freeze!

Smash!