01x03 - No Palace Like Home/A Royal Remembrance

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Alice's Wonderland Bakery". Aired: February 9, 2022 - present.*
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01x03 - No Palace Like Home/A Royal Remembrance

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(theme music)

♪ Down the rabbit hole to wonderland ♪

♪ I found this place ♪

♪ Spices sing and butterflies ♪

♪ A new world to embrace ♪

♪ Nothing here's impossible ♪

♪ So we stir and twirl away ♪

♪ Up is down and left is right ♪

♪ Here is where I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Everything so curious ♪

♪ Like a dream come true ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ Don't be late. It's ready now ♪

♪ Bring friends both old and new ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

(squeaking)

(birds chirping)

ALICE: No Palace Like Home.

(Cookie giggling)
Well, flip my pages!

Your whisk work
is really coming along, Alice.

Thanks, Cookie.

What do we add next
to our Silly Scrambled Souffle?

The most important ingredient?

-Six scrambled eggs.
-HATTIE: Six eggs, check!

Hatter up!

Whoa! Whoa!

(meows)

-(door opens)
-(trumpet plays)

(clears throat)

Hear ye, hear ye.

I come with a message from the Palace.

At the request of the Princess,

Keeper of Hearts,
next in line to the Royal Throne.

Ah, you mean Rosa? She's our friend.

Keep going.

You are hereby summoned
for a gathering of merriment and slumber

to commence this evening
at six ticks past mid-day!

Shall I relay your acceptance?

-ALICE: Huh?
-What?

Come again!

Princess Rosa is inviting you
to a sleepover tonight.

-(chuckles)
-(Fergie mutters)

-A sleepover at Rosa's?
-Whoa! As in the Wonderland Palace.

I'd be delighted to go.

Woo-hoo! I am so in.

(grumbles)
I'll mark you as "attending".

(chuckles)
What about you, Fergie?

It does sound fun,

but I've never slept away
from home before.

What is if it's... different?

Of course, it'll be different.

This is the Wonderland Palace
we're talking about.

(chuckles)
It's got everything.

So you've been inside before?

(chuckles nervously)
Actually... No.

But you've been to a sleepover, right?

Never. This will be my first one.

Me too. It'll be
a new adventure for all of us.

I like the sound of that.

Mr. Card Guard, please let Rosa know
I'll be there, too.

Very well.

The princess will be
expecting you shortly.

(Alice squeals)

-(door closes)
-Our first slumber party together.

I'm so excited.

I don't know
if I'll actually be able to sleep.

I've got just the thing for that.

Dandelion Dream cookies
and Sleepytime Strawberry tea.

I never go to sleep without it.

I'm sure the palace chefs
can whip up a batch.

Well, we better hop to it,

or we'll be late
for our very important date!

(grandiose music)

HATTIE: Whoa! Look at this place.

(trumpets blowing)

I'm royally thrilled you're here!

So are we.
(gasps)

Love your pajamas.

Um, what exactly do we do at a sleepover?

Will there be songs and silliness
and bedtime snacks?

Yes, yes. And most definitely, yes.
(chuckles)

See, Fergie, things aren't that different
at the palace.

(bellowing, barking)

(yelps)
Yikes!

-Whoa!
-Hoppin' haberdashers, what is that?

That's just my pet Jabberwock, Jabbie!

Don't worry. He's friendly!

Ooh. Hi, Jabbie! Who's adorable?

That's right, you're adorable!

(chuckles nervously)
Ah, right. Jabberwock. Of course.

How about a tour
of the palace before bedtime?

I've never given one in my pajamas before!

-Yeah.
-Great.

Perfect.

-Good, Jabbie. Stay, Jabbie.
-(whines)

First stop, the Throne Room.

FERGIE: Wow!

It's so fancy.

Oh! Oh! Can I try one out?

Sure, sit anywhere you like.

Except for...

That one.

-(both yelp)
-Whoa!

-(gasps)
-So sorry.

Not exactly my favorite way
to be woken up from a nap.

Ernesto, this is Hattie and everyone!

It's their first time at the Palace.

Pleased to meet you, sir.
Love the tassels!

(laughs)
What, thank you, my dear.

The secret is getting plenty
of beauty sleep.

Jabberwocks...
(chuckles nervously)

...talking chairs...

We don't have anything like this
at my house.

This place is kinda different, I guess!

It's okay, Hattie.

-(Ernesto snoring)
-He's already snoring again.

We better let him get its beauty sleep.

-Come on.
-(Ernesto snores)

This is where we play
my favorite sport, croquet.

Oh, think we can have a game
after breakfast tomorrow?

Ooh. I've been working on my swing.

I've never actually played croquet before.

Is this the ball?

(screeches)

(screams)
Hoppin' Hatters! It's alive!

-(yelps)
-(screeches)

(grunts, chuckles)
Whoopsies!

Maybe croquet isn't my sport.

You okay, Hattie?

You seem a little... not-so-Hatter-y.

(chuckles awkwardly)
It's just the palace

isn't anything like home at all.

It is pretty different.
But that's why I like it.

It's fun to be someplace new.

Yeah, I guess you're right.
(chuckles)

And the last stop on my first-ever,
pajama-wearing palace tour is...

ROSA: My room!

(eeks excitedly)

(delightful music)

Whoa. It's haberdashing!

It's incredible.

It's fit for a princess.

Is this where we'll have
our bedtime snack?

'Cause I'm really looking forward
to my Dandelion Dream cookies

-and Sleepytime Strawberry tea.
-It sure is.

It's the last stop before our beauty sleep
in our fancy royal sleeping bags!

But it's not a real slumber party
'til we all get in our pajamas!

Oh, we'd better hurry.

Bedtime's coming faster than a jackrabbit!

My Kaloo Kalay Kazoo,
my thinking cap, extra frosting bags?

(sighs)
It's like I packed everything

except for my sleeping hat.

Wanna borrow mine?

It's made for rabbits,
not Hatters, though.

(groans)
Extra ear-wiggling room.

(chuckles)
Thanks, Fergie.

I gotta say this is not like any bedtime
I've had before.

Me neither.

Hey, isn't there one more thing to do
before we go to sleep?

Polish our pocket watches?

Draw up new cake designs?

Count carrots
until our eyes start to close?

(chuckles)
No, it's time for a bedtime snack.

Oh, I've been waiting
for my Dandelion Dream cookies

and Sleepytime Strawberry tea all day!

Well, a royal bedtime snack
at the palace is a little different,

but I think you'll like it.

Everyone, look under your pillows.

Royal Rose Mints!

(gasps)
Look that sparkle.

Any chance I could have a cup
of Sleepytime Strawberry tea

to go with this
"not-a-Dandelion-Dream cookie"?

Actually, Royal Rose mints go best
with a nice, cool glass of water.

(sips)
Mmm. So refreshing.

(Fergie sipping)

Hey! That hit the spot.

(yawns)
I don't think I'll need to count cards

to help me sleep tonight.

Think you'll be able to sleep, Hattie?

I know today was a little different
than you were expecting.

It really was.

I don't know if I can sleep
because I, I...

haven't tried this new minty thingy yet!

(slurps)
Hmm.

Meh-m-minty!

Now I'll just close my eyes.

-Night, Alice!
-(water sloshes)

(yawns)
Okay.

Remember, we'll be here all night
if you need anything.

(Alice sighs)

(all snoozing)

(snoozing continues)

I'd be asleep by now too
if I'd had my regular bedtime snack.

-(water drips)
-(gasps)

What was that?

(water dripping)

(sighs)
It's just the sink dripping.

-(humming in distance)
-What, what was that?

(humming continues)

(sighs)
J-j-ust a Card Guard.

(barking)

(yelps)
Not you again.

Ah, there is nothing Hatter-y
about this place!

-I wanna go home!
-(barking)

(whimpers, barking)

Hattie? He's gone.

-Oh, no.
-Why do you think he ran off?

He didn't touch his bedtime snack.

I think he just needs
a little reminder of home

to help him feel comfortable.

And I got just the recipe for that.

Let's roll.

(action music)

(panting)

(struggling, grunts)

(groans, panting)

Up is down, left is right.
How do I get out of here?

This palace is no place like home.

(Jabbie barking in distance)

(delightful music)

♪ A taste of home ♪

♪ There's no better feeling ♪

♪ No matter where you roam ♪

♪ When you're someplace new ♪

♪ All you need ♪

♪ Is a taste of home ♪

♪ Tonight we're sleeping over
oh, but nothing's gone as planned ♪


♪ I know the palace isn't home,
but this is out of hand ♪


♪ I need something to calm me down
whatever it may be ♪


♪ Something warm and comforting, like ♪

♪ A taste of home ♪

♪ There's no better feeling ♪

♪ No matter where you roam ♪

♪ When you're someplace new ♪

♪ All you need ♪

♪ Is a taste of home ♪

♪ Something, oh, just anything
to help me feel like me ♪


♪ I'm buzzin' 'round the castle
like a bumblebee! ♪


♪ When you're someplace new ♪

♪ All you need ♪

♪ Is a taste of home ♪

♪ When you're someplace new ♪

♪ All you need ♪

♪ Is a taste ♪

♪ A taste of home ♪

(sniffs)

I smell something...

(sniffs)

...something like home.

Hoppin' Hatters!

What are you guys doing in here?

Just whipping up a little something
to remind you of home.

Dandelion Dream cookies
and Sleepytime Strawberry tea!

-(sighs)
-Get 'em while they're hot!

(munches)
Mm...

Dreamy! Strawberry-y! Just what I needed.

You know, I was just so excited
for my first sleepover,

but everything here was just so different.

I'm still finding out new things
about the palace every day too.

But different doesn't have to mean scary,

especially when you've got friends
by your side.

You just have to tell us what you need.

You're right. Thanks, Alice.

(yawns)

These are so good,
it almost feels like I'm in my own bed.

(snores)

-Wow.
-(Hattie snoring)

His big-time snack really did the trick.

With the right recipe,
you really can go home again.

Even if it's only in your dreams.

ALICE: A Royal Remembrance.

ROSA: And this is me
at my first croquet game.

And this is my Abuelito.

Ooh! Your grandpa's fierce!

Since he retired from being king,
he has so much more time to dance!

The King of Hearts is definitely going
on the Hearts family collage.

-There! What do you think?
-(Alice gasps)

It's beautiful.

You're a really good artist, Rosa!

Thanks.

Mama always says
to dress things with love.

Just a little something
that shows you care.

-There!
-Oh, hey, hang on.

We missed a photo.

Who's that? Dancing with the king?

Hmm. I'm not sure.

It looks like they're somewhere
in the Royal Garden,

but I've never seen
a tree of hearts before.

Hmm. That's curious.

But Abuelito would probably know.
We could ask.

You mean, I get to meet your grandpa,
as in, the King?

How can I put this? Yes, please!

-(hooting)
-(croaking, clanking)

(salsa music)

Remember, you've got
to swing your hips into it.

Como así! Like this!

Hi, Abuelito! Smooth moves!

(chuckles)
Rosita.

You know my rule.

You want to talk, you must salsa!

(giggles)
Well, okay then!

Abuelito, meet Alice!

(giggles)

I always dreamed
of meeting you, Your Majesty,

but I never imagined
I'd also be salsa dancing with the king.

I've heard a lot about you, Alice.

You and your friends should join us
for dinner tonight!

Me, dinner, at the Palace?

Alice, play it cool! Play it cool!

-(yelps)
-Eso!

Aha! I'll take that as a yes!

-(hooting)
-(croaking, clanking)

Abuelito, we found
the most curious picture

in the Hearts family album.

(gasps)
This is me and your dear Abuelita

dancing in front
of our family manzana tree.

This tree would grow
the most delicious apples

your grandma would use to bake
her famous Apple Crumble pastelitos.

Or as she would call them,
Manzanas del Corazón.

Apple's of the heart? Wow!

(King sniffles)
Her pastelitos were beautiful.

I'd give anything to taste one again.

(sighs)

Thank you for showing me this.

And I hope to see you
and your friends at dinner tonight.

I can't promise pastelitos,
but it will still be a royal time.

Guards! Vamos! Let's go!

-My Abuelita.
-(door closes)

I never got to meet her.

I can tell Abuelito really misses her.

ROSA: I wish I could help.

Wait a maple-coated minute. Maybe you can!

ALICE: "Fluttering Hearts Pastelitos."

Rosa, we've got the recipe

for the Apple Crumble pastelitos
right here!

We should bake them tonight!

I heart that idea.

But do you think this tree
is still in the palace garden?

ALICE: There's only one way to find out.

This is the last corner of the garden...

(sighs)
And no tree.

Wait. What's in there?

(mysterious music)

(Rosa gasps)
We found it!

(yelps, groans)
What, I'm awake.

Who goes there?

Hello.

We'd like to pick
some apples from this tree?

Why, Princess Rosa, of course!

Well, that was easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.

-ALICE: Hey!
-A most Wonderland name, what could it be?

You must first guess
the secret word to reach this tree.

And, so sorry, Your Highness.
Those are the rules.

A tree with a password?
Curiouser and curiouser.

Maybe... Merry mome rath?

Jabberwocky Jambalaya?

Galumphing grasshopper?

Oh, crumbs. I might be overthinking it.

Oh, how about...

heart?

Access, granted.

(chuckles)
Okay. So I was overthinking it.

Up we go!

Mmm, these apples smell delicious.

I can't wait to try them.

There's a first time for everything...

Whoa!

Woo!
(chuckles)

Like that! Thank you!

Let's get these to the bakery.

CHORUS: ♪ Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum ba-dum
Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum ♪


♪ Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum ba-dum
Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum ♪


♪ Oh, roll up your sleeves
it's time to bake ♪


♪ Stir that, we've got a dish to make ♪

DUET: ♪ And let's work together
with a sift and a scoop ♪


♪ And a sprinkle and shake ♪

-♪ C'mon, let's bake! ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum ba-dum ♪

-ALICE, ROSA: ♪ Let's bake ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum ♪

♪ Whisk like me, then have a taste ♪

♪ Mix it like a Hatter
there's no time to waste ♪


-♪ Set it like a rabbit ♪
-(clock ticking)

♪ We can't be late ♪

CHORUS: ♪ The perfect recipe
served on your plate ♪


-♪ C'mon, let's bake! ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum ba-dum ♪

-ALICE: ♪ With a sprinkle and a shake ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum ♪

-♪ C'mon, let's bake! ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum ba-dum ♪

-ALICE: ♪ With a sprinkle and a shake ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum ♪

CHORUS: ♪ C'mon, let's bake ♪

Well, flip my pages!

I've never seen baking with so much heart!

This'll be such a nice surprise
for your Abuelo's dinner tonight, Rosa.

Oh, I'd never say no
to dinner at the palace!

How do my ears look?

(meows)

I can't wait to meet the King.
I even brought my best hat tie!

(chuckles)
Very royal, Hattie.

And wait 'til we see Abuelito's face

when he tastes
the most beautiful pastelitos.

Just like Abuelita's!

Oh, his heart is gonna burst!

(dings)

Speaking of beautiful pastelitos.

Well, are they just like
your grandmother used to make them?

No way to tell.

I've never tried
my Abuelita's recipe before.

Well, it's about time you did!

Mmm.

Maybe we should all taste them.
You know, for support.

Here's to my Abuelita... whoa, what?

(chuckles)

Is this why they call them
Apple Crumble pastelitos?

Oh, no.

(meows)

I guess that's the way
the pastelito crumbles.

What are we gonna do?

Hmm. It's curious, alright.

This should have been easy as pie.

But we've never baked
with apples like these before.

Maybe that's the problem.

On it, Alice! Let's see...

Lemon-flavored oranges, no.

Pineapple-shaped cantaloupe, no.

Oh! Here we go!

Heart-shaped apples!

Well, what's it say?

It says here that heart shaped apples

are one of the trickiest ingredients
to bake.

Well, I don't heart that.

If they're too soft...
(yelps)

...they'll crumble to pieces.

If they are too hard,
then they'll be like a rock!

So, how do we get the recipe
for these apples just right?

And even more importantly,

how do we make them beautiful enough
to serve to Abuelito?

By not giving up!

Where there's a whisk, there's a way.

Hmm, we have enough apples left
to make one more batch.

Maybe we can bake them a little longer
so they come out crispier.

I'll try anything
if it means seeing Abuelito smile.

(dings)

Oh, no.

These are totally toast.

(sighs)
That was the last of the apples.

(meows)

And it's almost time for dinner.

Abuelito said Abuelita's pastelitos
were beautiful!

But these aren't beautiful at all.

He misses her so much.

And without these pastelitos,
I have nothing to make him feel better.

(sighs)

After all the work and heart
that went into these.

"Heart-shaped apples,
baked with heart, dressed with love."

(gasps)

-Rosa, wait.
-Whoa!

-Hatter up!
-Incoming!

These pastelitos may look a little toasty,
but all they need is a little love.

It might have to be tough love.
Because these are pretty crunchy.

All we have to do is add a little
something that shows we care.

You can make a dish
even better by how you serve it.

And Rosa, you're really good at art!

What does art have to do with this?

Everything! Your art skills
can make the pastelitos beautiful.

ALICE: They may not look perfect,

but they still show
how much you care about your grandpa.

Maybe you're right.

(chuckles)
Maybe a little creepy isn't so bad.

What if we design a royal platter?

Designing is something
I love to do with all my heart!

Now we're cooking!

We can add roses, red of course, jewels.

Even my Royal Hearts collage!

Wow, she is good at this.

The King will love it.

Then let's not be late
for a very important date.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

(birds chirping)

One last red ruby, there!

Now all we need are...

-(door opens)
-Are red roses fresh from the garden.

Got my college, that should do it.

One more thing.

I think your Abuelita would love
to be part of this special occasion.

There.

Now it's dressed with love.

It's been delightful getting
to meet your friends tonight, Rosa.

(laughs)
Oh, yes.

My father speaks the truth.

And now, who wants dessert?

Speaking of dessert?

(gasps)
My goodness.

(laughs)
Oh, be still my heart.

Abuelito, I wanted to surprise you
with apple crumble pastelitos.

But they didn't turn out so great...

I'm sorry they aren't as beautiful
as the ones Abuelita used to make.

Rosita, this is exactly
how your Abuela made them.

-They are?
-Really?

-Hopping Haberdashers!
-Twist!

She always served them
on a royal platter, dressed with love.

-So they're not too burnt.
-Not at all.

I didn't love your Abuelita's pastelitos
because they were perfect.

(chuckles)
I loved them because they were hers.

Thank you, Rosa.

This was Mama's signature style,
something that could not be matched.

Well, until now, Mija.

You were right, Alice.

They were good enough to serve!

They just needed a little love.

And I'd say that's the most
important ingredient of all.

(salsa music playing)

(cheerful music)

(music stops)
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