01x14 - Fergie Suits Up/Look Who's Knocking

[bunniefuu]

(theme music)

♪ Down the rabbit hole to wonderland ♪

♪ I found this place ♪

♪ Spices sing and butterflies ♪

♪ A new world to embrace ♪

♪ Nothing here's impossible ♪

♪ So stir and twirl away ♪

♪ Up is down and left is right ♪

♪ Here's where I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Everything's so curious ♪

♪ Like a dream come true ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ Don't be late, it's ready now ♪

♪ Bring friends both old and new ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

(squeaking)

ALICE: "Fergie Suits Up."

Guards, draw and shuffle.

(rattles)

Aces.

-ALL: Shuffle.
-(all clamoring)

-Widen up. Widen up.
-(all cheering)

-(engine rumbling)
-(tire screeches)

Alice, Hattie, you're here.

We wouldn't miss Card Cadet Camp
for all the tea parties in Wonderland.

I brought the ingredients
for some delicious fun.

Oh, and I've got some tricky surprises
under my hat

that I can't wait to spring on the cadets.

(stammering)

At your guard's command.

FERGIE: Whoa!
(grunts)

(pants)

ALL: Fergie?

(chuckles)
Hopping haberdashers.

Were you spying on us?

Spying?

Me?

(chuckles awkwardly)

Okay. Yes.

When I heard about Card Cadet Camp today,
I just had to come watch.

You are the biggest card guard fan
in Wonderland.

I'm more than a fan.

When I grow up, that's what I want to be,
a card guard.

It's been my dream since forever.

♪ Ever since I was a bunny
hopping round the yard ♪

♪ I dreamt of growing up to be
one of the royal guards ♪

♪ Hearts and roses on my vest
numbers on my penny ♪

♪ Let me be a card guard ♪

♪ Feel me innie ♪

♪ Marching in formation
and never out of step ♪

♪ I wanna be like one of them
filled with pride in death ♪

♪ Brave and dedicated ♪

♪ Loyal to a tee ♪

♪ If you're looking for a card guard ♪

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ I wanna march ♪

♪ I wanna draw ♪

♪ And build the biggest house of cards
you ever saw ♪

♪ I wanna stack ♪

♪ I wanna shuffle ♪

♪ I'll pet the deck
and make sure there's no kerfuffle ♪

♪ Hearts and roses on my vest
numbers on my penny ♪

♪ A One, two, three, hop ♪

♪ A One, two, three, hop ♪

♪ Let me be a card guard ♪

♪ Feel me innie ♪

It doesn't have to be
just a rosy dream, Fergie.

Why don't you join us
at Card Cadet Camp today?

(gasps)
Me?

But I'm just a bunny in a homemade suit.

And the other campers are only cadets.

They don't have their numbers yet

and still have a lot to learn
about being a card guard.

Plus, Hattie and I will be helping out,
so you'll be with us, too.

(chuckles)
What do you say, Fergie?

I say, "I can't wait."

This is gonna be the best day ever.

Cadets, fall in.

Cadets? That's me.

Got to hop.

Where do I go?

FERGIE: Where do I go?

(grunts)
Excuse me. Coming through.

Today's drills
will teach each one of you cadets

the necessary skills
to protect the royals.

(chuckles)

I don't really need protecting.

I'm not a helpless little bud.

It's a royal rule.

Card guards must always
protect the royal family,

including you, Princess.

Today will be fun,

but it will also be
sticky, stinky and surprising.

But at the end of the day,
I promise you all a yummy treat.

My delicious banana tart of hearts.

-Looks whisker-licking good.
-(all clamoring)

-(chuckles)
-Let's begin. Cadets, follow the hatter.

I present to you the stickiest
marshmallow moat in all of Wonderland.

And I should know.
I've lost ten socks in here.

For our first drill,

cadets will carry the princess
away from these dreaded white roses...

-(shrieks)
-The queen, she likes them red.

...and across the marshmallow moat
to safety.

(chuckles)

Princess, you must be carried.

Oops. Sorry, I forgot.

Remember, marshmallow moats are tricky
if you don't want to sink.

Mm-hmm...

Always keep your feet moving.

You got this, Fergie.

Ready, spaghetti? Go!

(grunts, panting)

Keep my feet moving.

(grunting)
Keep my feet moving.

What did you say, Fergie?

Oh, just to keep my feet moving.

(gasps)
I stopped moving.

(grunting)

Oh, dear. I'm sticky, stuck, and sinking.

(exclaims)
Protect the princess.

(laughing)
Whoo-hoo. Whoo!

Oh, my heartness, that was fun.

For some of us.

(all grunting, exclaims)

-You okay, Fergie?
-(grunts)

I look like a marshmallow,
not a card guard.

We all make mistakes.

The recipe for success is to keep trying.

Onto the next drill. Hatter.

Cadets, follow me.

(light music)

These are stink stink bananas.

-The fruit is yummy, but the peels...
-Ugh!

The most bonkers smell
you never wanna smell.

In this drill,

you will shield the princess
from bubbles of stink stink peels.

(gasps)
Whoo...

The secret is to keep your eyes up.

Never look down.

Never look down.

I can do that.

Then let the bubbling begin.

-CADET : This way.
-CADET : This way. Hurry.

-CADET : No. No, that way.
-FERGIE: Faster! Faster!

-No, t-that way.
-Hurry. Go, go!

Stinky bubble, I'll take it.

Take that and that and that.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear!
(grunting)

These peels are really popping now.

You can do it, Fergie.

(grunts)
Keep your eyes up.

Eyes up. Eyes...
(gasps)

-Deck down!
-(all grunt)

Deck down!

Princess, are you all right?

I'm fine.

(sniffs, chuckles)

And not a sniff of whiff.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Sorry.

Oh, geared sticks.

Don't take it too hard.

You still have one more drill to go.

And that's one more chance
to make this bunny's dream come true.

So for this final drill,

cadets are to form a stairway
up to the tower.

What, tower?

The princess will then escape
up the stairway to safety.

Whoa! Whoo!

I was worried this drill
was gonna be tricky.

Oh, it's tricky all right.

(squeaking)

(chuckles)

Especially with a dormouse
tickling your toes. Good luck.

Wait. Aren't you gonna give us
some helpful hints or advice?

Not this time.

Because a true card guard
always expects the unexpected.

Ready, confetti? Go!
(chuckles)

Away to safety, princess.

(grunts)

There she hops right up to the top.

(chuckling)

Oh, that tickles.
(laughing)

Stop it. Cam, please.
(laughing)

(exclaiming)

Oh, no. Can't take it.

Whoa!

-Steady, cadets, steady.
-(cadets clamoring)

Watch out!

-(coughs)
-(groaning)

Well, I didn't expect that.

(all groaning)

I believe a short break is in order.

Shuffle after me.

Don't be sad, Fergie.

(chuckles)
Yeah. You did your best.

And you always tried to protect me,

even though I didn't need protecting.

Thanks, but maybe
I'm not cut out to be a cadet.

Maybe my dream of someday
being one of the royal card guards

will just stay a dream.

-(sighs)
-Fergie, please don't go.

You haven't had a bite
of my banana tart of hearts yet.

We want you to stay.

When the others come back,
we're all going to play croquet.

Have fun without me. I'm hopping home.

Poor Fergie.

He was so excited
about becoming a card cadet.

(all exclaim)

-Hats off.
-Oh, no.

-Help!
-Rosa!

(yelps)
Follow that flamingo.

Whoa!

(both panting)

(both shriek)

ALICE: Come back!

-ALICE: Rosa!
-ROSA: Whoa!

-ROSA: Watch out.
-(both yelp)

ROSA: Get my guards! I need help.
Really, truly, this time.

(gasps)
The guards are still in the palace.

-(door closes)
-Hop in.

ROSA: Fergie, up here, help!

(gasps)
Carrot sticks. The princess is in trouble.

Somebody's do something.

Uh-oh.

I guess that someone is me?

Fergie, you can do it. I know you can.

You're a card cadet!

That's right. I am a guard cadet.

Hold on, Rosa! I'm coming.

(yelping)

(panting)

A card cadet
always keeps their feet moving.

(panting)

Whiskers. Where'd they go?

(panting)

A guard cadet always keeps their eyes...

(grunts)
...up.

Fergie!

(gasps)
There she is.

I'm coming, Princess!

(Fergie exclaiming)

(Hattie chuckles)
Way to hop to it, Fergie.

Crumbs. They're heading
for the Jelly Jump geyser.

ROSA: Whoa!

A cadet always expects the unexpected.

Fergie, protect the princess.

That's this bunny's plan.

(grunting)

I just need to time my hops
down to whisker.

ROSA: Whoa!

And a one and a two and a hop.

-(Fergie yelps)
-Oh, no!

(both screaming)

-Got ya.
-HATTIE: Go, Fergie.

Rosa. Oh, stellar.

Rosa, are you okay?

(coughs, sighs)

I'm fine thanks to a certain bunny.

Thank you, Fergie.

I think this calls
for a celebratory treat.

For Fergie, our hero.

Oh. Your actions were most impressive.

You displayed the skill and bravery
of a true card guard.

Maybe my dream of being a card guard
when I grow up

is still in the cards for me.

Of course, it is.

What you did today
is the true calling card of a hero.

I hereby knight thee, Sir Fergie,
rider of the Jelly Jam geyser

and bravest bunny in all of Wonderland.

Now let's dig in.
(chuckles)

(upbeat music)

(music stops)

ALICE: "Look Who's Knocking."

There. My tea cupcakes are done.

Well, that's a lot of bow, you know?
(laughs)

How many tea parties do you have today?

Three. Can you believe it?

(laughs)
I flipped my pages.

Hope you're thirsty
'cause that's a lot of tea.

And a lot of places to visit.

ALICE: The palace,
Dodo Beach, and the flower garden.

(yelps, chuckles)

You're hitting all my favorite spots
in Wonderland.

Quick question,
my little buttercream dream.

If the palace is miles away
from Dodo Beach

and Dodo Beach is clear
across Wonderland from the flower garden,

how are you getting everywhere?

You'll barely have time
for a cup of tea at one party

before you have to go to the next.

Whoo!
(chuckles)

I'm two tea cupcakes ahead of you, Cookie.

I asked the fastest frame
in Wonderland to help get around.

DOORKNOB: Knock, knock.

Anyone home?

Merry morning, Doorknob.

-(meows)
-Whoo-hoo! Looking good.

Well, you know, gave the old handle
and hinges a polish.

Going to a party
looking anything less than spiffy

is simply impassable.

(shushes)

(chuckles)
You mean "impossible"?

No. Impassable.

I wouldn't let myself in. Yes, you get it?

Well, then, my spiffy friend, let's go.

Our first stop is...

The palace.

Then we're off to Dodo Beach

before we wrap up our party parade
at the flower garden.

Oh, you sure are prepared.

It's my job to get you door to door.

Well, I'm ready to be whisked away.

Then step right up.

Have fun storming the parties.

(light music)

Oh, I've never gotten
to the palace so fast.

Thanks, Doorknob.

Party guests should always arrive on time,
or so I've heard.

Well, I've never actually been to a party.

Well, you'll see that palace parties
are full of yummy surprises.

Are those heart tarts? Mmm...

(sniffs)
Oh, that's, that's good with tea.

-Mmm...
-Alice!

-You're here.
-Join us.

Time for tea party number one.

Thanks again, Doorknob.

Have a spinning liquid time.

Hi, everyone.

Hopping haberdashers, you got here quick.

-(alarm blaring)
-Doorknob's never late.

He loves being on time
even more than I do.

I thought we'd kick off our first
tea party with a little surprise.

Hmm...
(laughs)

Ta-da.

Cam's always sleeping. That's no surprise.

Huh? Oh, oops.
(chuckles)

Not Cam.
(chuckles)

Jelly jam.

Oh, jelly jam.

I can almost taste it.

(slurps)

DOORKNOB: Scones. Scones.
It doesn't matter.

Ahh...

I've got to have a wee bite.

Mmm...

Nothing beats a jelly jam scone.

Mm. And it goes perfectly
with the key lime tea.

(thudding)
Ahh...

Whoa!

Excuse me.

Runaway cart.

Oh-oh... Runaway cart. Out of the way.

(laughing)
Wow, Doorknob's on a roll.

Carpool lane.

(yelping)

-(tire screeches)
-(exclaims)

(Alice pants)
Are you okay?

(stammering)
Never better.

You've got to move fast if you want
a scone at this party, don't you?

Were you tea cart surfing?

Huh, why didn't I think of that?

(groans, whimpers)

Well, I guess I just got carried away,
just like that scone.

-(alarm blaring)
-(Fergie gasps)

We're late for our Dodo date.
We'd better get going.

Looks like it's time
to head to party number two.

Well, let's get spinning.

Oh, I've never been to a seaside shindig
or any shindig at all, really.

(Jojo humming)

A little more sand.
(groans)

Whoa!

Best sand castle I ever made.

Hey. Ahoy, Jojo.

Bouncing barnacles.

(laughs)

You shivered my timbers, Mr. Doorknob.

Sorry about that.

Oh, I've got some visitors for you.

-Jojo.
-Hi.

-Top of the hat.
-My feathery buddy.

(chuckles)
I'm Dodo excited you're all here.

I made a boatload of snacks.

Oh, they look delicious, Jojo.

Oh, my ripple curls and pineapple kabobs.

Whoa!
(exclaims)

DOORKNOB: Sunny tea
with sweet water swizzle sticks.

(exclaims)

You bet.

And it's such a nice Dodo day,

I figured we could have our tea party
right over...

Over here, right by me.

I mean, perhaps you might
direct your party

in this direction directly next to me.

Whoa!
(muffled gibbering)

Oh, dear. The wind is picking up.

Oh, it's just a little ocean breeze.

But maybe we should move our party inland.

We don't want to blow away.

How about directly in that direction?

(chuckles)
Land-ho!

(chuckles)
Let's go.

We'll see you in a bit, Doorknob.

Enjoy the sunshine.

Okay. I'll be right over here...

(seagull calls)

...with my fine feathered friend.

Let's drop anchor here.

(laughs)

Did you bring
my favorite seaside treat, Alice?

Sure as shortbread, I did.

My fizzy seafoam floats.

-Oh, yum.
-You're the best.

Oh, did she say seafoam floats?

I've always wanted
to get my hinges on one of those.

Good thing I always keep
my ice cream maker on me.

(gasps)
Oh, it's so swirly.

And fizzy.

It makes my whiskers twitchy...
in a good way.

And it's fun to make.

I wonder if they'd let me have a turn.

I'm a natural spinner, you know?

(grunts)
I've been sand trapped.

Oh.

Wait. If you can't go up,
it's time to go down.

(struggling)

Yeah.

To Wonderland's best seaside tea party.

DOORKNOB: I want sweeties.
I want sweeties.

I want sweeties. I want sweeties.

(sighs)

Hat-cicles. These floats are yummy.

-(yelps)
-(all clamoring)

Ahoy, Mr. Doorknob.

Oh.

Beg your pardon, but, uh...

The wind must be picking up
if it blew you all the way to our party.

Oh, you caught some serious air.

Actually, I noticed
you were making seafoam floats.

And as a natural spinner, I...

Ahh... You were worried they'd blow away.

(Jojo slurps)

Don't worry.
My float's safe in my tummy now.

(groaning)

Here. Here!

Listen, here, you... No, come...

(sighs)

Maybe we should head to the flower garden
if the weather's getting bad.

Oh, I could go
for some of Mother Rose's tea.

Oh, well, next stop,
it's tea party number three.

Go.

(door creaks open)

-Golden afternoon, Mother Rose.
-Hi.

-Hat-a-hello.
-ROSA: It's an honor.

(chuckles)
Oh, goody. You're here.

Doorknob, I didn't know
you were joining us.

How about a cup of tea?

Me? Why, I'd be delighted.

(sniffs)
Oh, dear. Is this tickle leaf tea?

You've really got a handle for teas.

It is tickle leaf.

Oh, no. Tickle leaf tea makes me...

Achoo!

Doorknob, are you okay?

Maybe this door isn't ready
for a seat at the table.

(door creaks open)

(door shuts close)

"Do not disturb"?

Hello?

I think his door is locked.

But how will we get home?

I'm not worried about getting home.

I'm worried about Doorknob.

Doorknob?

Ooh, should we try a special code knock?

(knocking)

(exclaims)
I wonder what made him so upset.

Every tea party was perfectly rosy.

It was rosy for us, but not for doorknob.

We didn't include him as a guest.

Knock, knock.

Doorknob, I am so sorry.

You were so excited
for all of our parties today.

I should have asked you to join us.

Can you forgive me?

Of course.

I know my doorframe could get in the way.

But I've always dreamed of going
to one of the parties I take people to.

I'd be glad to have you
as a guest any time.

I've had some hard knocks today.

Parties are a bit trickier than I thought.

Maybe I should just stick
to taking folks around Wonderland.

At least, I've got that locked down.

No. I don't know.

Sometimes, the best thing to do
is open a new door and try again.

♪ I'm at your side
so tell me, what can I do? ♪

♪ Sometimes, only needs
a new point of view ♪

♪ Everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

♪ We've got this always together, I know ♪

♪ I believe in you at every high and low ♪

♪ Everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

♪ There's a recipe for anything ♪

♪ Trust me on that ♪

♪ You'll find your way ♪

♪ You'll never fall flat ♪

♪ 'Cause everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

So I've given the idea a spin,

and I think I'd like to take
another swing at going to a party.

Good. Because we have
one last tea party to attend.

One more?

But we've already gone to all of them.

Consider this an unscheduled stop.

Would you look at this spread?

It's all the treats I wanted to try today.

That's not tickle leaf tea, is it?

(chuckles)

This is a special one Mother Rose
whipped up in your honor.

Honeysuckle hinges with a key lime twist.

(chuckles)
And you can sip it in style.

Thanks, everyone.

You have unlocked one of the best days
I have ever had in Wonderland.

Can I get a knock knock to that?

ALL: Knock knock.

(all laughing)

(cheerful music)