01x19 - Cream Puffs of Champions/Fluffle Kerfuffle

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Alice's Wonderland Bakery". Aired: February 9, 2022 - present.*
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Alice embarks on magical recipe adventures with her best pals, who join her in the bakery to whip up whimsical cakes and treats for friends and neighbors with enchanted kitchen tools and ingredients to help them.
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01x19 - Cream Puffs of Champions/Fluffle Kerfuffle

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♪ Down the rabbit hole to Wonderland ♪

♪ I found this place ♪

♪ Spices sing and butter flies ♪

♪ A new world to embrace ♪

♪ Nothing here's impossible ♪

♪ So stir and twirl away ♪

♪ Up is down and left is right ♪

♪ Here's where I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Everything's so curious ♪

♪ Like a dream come true ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland Bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ Don't be late, it's ready now ♪

♪ Bring friends, both old and new ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland Bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland Bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

ALICE: "Cream puffs of champions."

(King of Hearts laughs)

Muy bien. You girls are doing great.

And forward left, right and pause.

Hang on. What's the pause for again?

Aha! Remember,
you must always pause for applause.

(all cheer)

And now, we add some flair.

Rosita?

(upbeat music)

(laughs)

That was aces.

Your Majesty,
I think you're ready to salsa.

-Are you excited?
-Oh, yes.

The annual Wonderland Salsa competition
is my favorite time of the year.

Abuelito always wins,
so all eyes will be on him.

Presenting this year's royal salsa judges.

Ernesto of Thrones, Cheshire of Cats.

Last but not least,
the Queen leader herself,

the Queen of Hearts.

Welcome to Wonderland's
annual salsa dancing competition.

Let's start with the rules.

Competition will begin...

(clears throat)

Skip to the part about the grand prize.

Uh, today's grand prize will be...

Tea with me
in the courtyard this afternoon.

Any questions?

Oh, marvelous. Let there be music.

(lively music)

Tulgey twist.
(muttering)

The Jabberwock walk.
(muttering)

Painting the dance floor red.

-Go, Abuelito!
-Yes!

(cheers)

-Baile!
-Thank you.

Oh, my.

(gasps)

It's ThreeAnne.

I didn't know she could dance.

(grunts)

(laughs)

ThreeAnne?

(laughs)

-Wowza!
-Oh, wow!

-(Queen of Heart laughs)
-Dig those cards across the board.

We have a new salsa champion.

Congratulations!

You are the winner
of this year's competition.

Now that's what I call a winning smile.
(giggles)

(chuckles)
I don't know what to say.

You can start by saying yes to tea
with me in the courtyard today.

Oh. I dreamt of this moment
since I was a little card.

-Yes.
-(King of Hearts laughs)

Congratulations, ThreeAnne.

Your performance today was truly aces.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

(ThreeAnne grunting)

THREEANNE: I won! I won!

Abuelito, you did great.

-There's always next year.
-Yeah.

I especially loved your Tulgey twist.

KING OF HEARTS: Oh, yes.

Thank you, girls.

I suppose there's a first time
for everything.

Even losing.

(sighs deeply)

Abuelito, are you okay?

Dancing was my greatest talent.

If I am no longer the best,
maybe it's time for me to call it quits.

Mi corazon.

My heart, it cannot bear this feeling!

-ThreeAnne!
-ThreeAnne!

-ThreeAnne!
-ThreeAnne!

I've never seen Abuelito this sad before.

Whenever I'm feeling blue,

Cookie usually has a recipe
that makes me feel better.

Let's dance on down to the bakery.

The king wants to quit dancing?

That's like the queen quitting ruling

or me giving up hot dogs.

(chomping)
Um-mm.

You should have seen his face.

His heart was totally crushed.

That's why we're here.

There's got to be a recipe

that'll get the King excited
about dancing again.

Ah...

Ooh. Ta-da!

Confidence Cream puffs!

Confidence is exactly what the king needs

to show him he can do anything
he sets his mind to.

You're right. What are the ingredients?

Same as the basic cream puffs
we always make.

Just add confidence cream cheese.

Check the cupboard in the pantry.

Yeah. Should be on the top shelf.

-There it is!
-Curious.

I had no idea there were so many
different kinds of cream cheese.

Hmm. Let's see.

Confidence cream cheese
should be this one.

Top shelf.

Let's roll!

One scoop of confidence coming right up.

ROSA: Hm.

Maybe we should add some more
just to make sure it works its wonders.

Whoa there.
(chuckles)

One scoop's enough.

Trust me.

If you're overconfident,
you might overdo it and get carried away.

(Cookie laughs)

Ah! Next thing you know,
you're skiing down the slope screaming,

"How do I stop this thing?"

(laughs)

(Cookie screams)

-(clatters)
-COOKIE: Oh.

(Alice laughs)
Cookie.

(meows)

I really want Abuelito
to believe he can dance again.

Another couple scoops
will give him the boost he needs.

(King of Hearts sighs)

I thought dancing and I
would be together forever.

ROSA: Abuelito!

We saw how sad you were
after the competition.

Maybe these will help.

(munching)
Hmm.

Delicioso. What are these?

Confidence cream puffs.

We thought they'd help you get back
to your dancing self.

Oh, I don't know.

When ThreeAnne won today,

I realized I'm all out of moves.

Your Majesty,
you're truly the best dancer we know.

Yeah. No one dances like you.

Everyone in Wonderland
knows dancing is your thing.

Really? Everyone?

Of course. And you said it this morning.

Nothing fills your heart
more than dancing.

It is true.

I had no idea my dancing
meant this much to you.

Um.

Hey, I think these cream puffs
are working.

I suddenly feel like dancing!

(chuckles)

(lively music)

♪ I've always been a dancer ♪

♪ See, this much is true ♪

♪ So when the music fills these halls
then dancing's what I'll do ♪


♪ And once the skin gets going,
the whole palace dances, too ♪


♪ This feeling can't be wrong ♪

♪ The dance floor is where I belong ♪

♪ I feel the rhythm in my feet ♪

♪ Now it's time to bring the heat ♪

♪ Don't delay another day ♪

♪ I must toss in the fears away ♪

♪ There's a fire in my soul ♪

♪ Pretty soon, I'm on a roll ♪

♪ When I hear the music start ♪

♪ I've got to follow the b*at ♪

♪ Of my heart ♪

♪ Giving up is never the answer ♪

♪ When you have the heart of a dancer ♪

♪ So when I hear the music start ♪

♪ I've got to follow
the b*at of my heart ♪


♪ My heart ♪

♪ I feel the rhythm in my feet ♪

♪ Now it's time to bring the heat ♪

♪ Don't delay another day ♪

♪ I must toss in the fears away ♪

♪ There's a fire in my soul ♪

♪ Pretty soon, I'm on a roll ♪

♪ When I hear the music start ♪

♪ I've got to follow the b*at ♪

♪ Of my heart ♪

♪ I've got to follow the b*at ♪

♪ The b*at of my heart ♪

Alice, it worked.

Oh, I heart seeing Abuelito this happy.

(laughs)

My dancers, the palace cannot contain
our excitement.

Follow me. Apurar, vamos!

Outside!

Hold the scone.

Did he say "outside"?

"Outside" as in the courtyard?

FERGIE: As in the Queen's Tea Party?

He's going to interrupt
ThreeAnne's champion Tea Party?

No, that would ruin ThreeAnne's moment.

We wanted the King to feel confident,
but I think our recipe worked too well.

How did we go wrong?

Oh, I know how.

I mixed in
an extra confidence cream cheese.

I thought it would help.

I'm all royally sorry.

Oh, dear.

-Oh, now what do we do?
-No time to lose.

To reach the king,
we're going to have to...

dance!

On it!

I always knew my dance skills
would save us one day.

(Cookie grunting)
Excuse me!

Watch the bookmark!

(Cookie yelps)

ALL: Cookie?

(Cookie laughs)

Sweet buttercream.
I came as soon as I could.

There's been a mix-up.

-What?
-Whiskers!

What you used in the recipe
wasn't confidence cream cheese.

It was plain cream cheese.

(gasps)
Then that's the king just sticking.

He didn't need the cream puffs.

Just a reminder
of how great he is at dancing.

Can we un-remind him?

Something tells me the queen
does not like tea with a side of salsa.

We've got to make it
to the courtyard first.

Come on!

Mmm.

Well, this is nice.

-(lively music)
-(laughs)

Oh, crumbs!

(yells)

Father?

(sighs)
ThreeAnne, I am so sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

You are today's true champion.

I will leave you to your tea

and call off the salsa madness
I've started.

Wait! I have a confession.

The truth is,

the only reason I ever started dancing

was because of you.

-(all gasp)
-Hold the scone!

Eh... Me?

You are such a good dancer.

Seeing you happy made me happy
and want to dance just like you.

(giggles)

So in truth, you are the reason
I am champion today.

I'm speechless.

Your dancing inspired a whole crowd.

ALICE: Look how happy it makes everyone.

Don't you see, Abuelito?

You can't ever stop dancing
because it's what you love to do.

ROSA: And we love you.

You're right, Rosa.

Quitting is never the answer.

I'm sorry I didn't see that sooner.

Would you like to dance together?

I'd be honored.

I decree this a dance party.

(giggles)

Rosa.

Thank you for reminding me
how much I love to dance.

I'm just glad you're back
to your happy, confident self.

(laughs)
See?

And now... Alice?

We pause...

for the applause!

(cheering, applause)

ALICE: "Fluffle kerfuffle."

I know you're in here somewhere.

What are you looking for, dumpling?

The glasses bird is hiding again.

Glasses bird?

For today's fluffle hunt.

A-ha! There you are.

This little guy
will help me search for it.

Are fluffles that hard to see?

No, they're hard to find.

Every year, one grows
in the palace hedge maze.

And never in the same spot twice.

Sneaky little vegetables.

But I've explored all the places
fluffles have popped up in the past,

so I know where they won't pop up
in the present.

She means she's done her homework,
studied really hard.

Our Alice is a fluffles expert.

Um, I don't get the kerfuffle
over fluffles.

It's just a big curly mushroom.

It's the rarest one in Wonderland.

ALICE: There's no other mushroom like it.

Ooh. And the most savory.
(giggles)

Brings back some delicious memories
of baking with your great grandmother.

HATTIE: Whoa.

Look at the size of that fry.

It's my great grandmother's
fluffle truffle frites recipe.

Hmm. I've always wanted to make it,
but I've never found the fluffles.

-(clock rings)
-Oh, fluffles! We're late!

We better hop to the palace!

FERGIE: Or the hunt will start
without you!

All right, kid. Imagine the fluffle.

It's red. It's hiding in the shadows.

And it's ripe for the picking.

I'm ready to roll.

-Got everything?
-Yep.

Including my ffluffle-sniffing sidekick.

(meows)

(slurps)

Ah... Hello, Alice.

Here to get in on the fluffle festivities?

Hi, Cheshire. You bet.

Aren't you competing this year?

Nope, nope, nope.

It's more fun seeing everyone
chase their tails in the maze!

I'll be watching and enjoying my smoothie.

(slurps)
Ah.

Good luck!

Alice, you made it!

I hope with all my heart,
you're the one who finds the fluffle.

Thanks, Rosa.

KING OF HEARTS: Bienvenidos.

Welcome to this year's royal fluffle hunt.

When the chocolate cannon fires,
head into the maze.

When the fluffle has been found,
ThreeAnne will sound her trumpet.

(clears throat)

(trumpet tooting)

Fluffle hunters, at your ready!

(crackles)

Well, here I come!

-(blasts)
-(audience cheering)

FERGIE: Go, Alice!

-Good luck!
-Hats away!

(light music)

Hmm. This path is pretty sunny,
but fluffles like the shade.

Come on, Dinah.

-May I?
-(chirps)

ALICE: A white rose.

Fluffles sometimes grow near them.

Let's see if your cute kitten nose
can sniff one out.

(meows)

I think we're going
in the right direction, Dinah.

You keep looking ahead,
I got my eyes behind us.

-(trumpet tooting in distance)
-(gasps)

That couldn't have been
the trumpet already.

(trumpet tooting continues)

-Aw.
-(meows)

Oh, sugarplum, I'm sorry.

You barely got a chance to search.

I've never heard of a fluffle
turning up so fast.

I can't believe it's over.

I really thought I had it this year.

We all did.

I still have the fluffle
awarding ceremony to do.

Want to come watch?

Thanks, but I don't really
feel like celebrating.

(somber music)

Here you go. My famous hot cocoa.

Guaranteed to turn any frown upside down.

Hm. Thanks.

Hey, what do you say
we cook up something fun to do?

We can invent a new recipe.

And use some hopping ingredients
we've never tried before.

Or, you know, there's always my fave.

Scanning the pantry.

Maybe some other time.

I'm sorry you're disappointed.

-You'll find the fluffle next year.
-Yeah.

And then we can all try
that bonkers curly fry recipe.

I don't mind waiting.

But what if I never win the hunt?

Then I'll never be able to make
my great grandma's fluffle truffle frites.

Baking her recipes
makes me feel closer to her.

Maybe I'm just not the fluffle expert
I thought I was.

Whiskers.

I've never seen Alice so down before.

Oh, she's disappointed all right.

We'll give her a little space,
then report back with a fluffle update.

Oh, I wonder who found it.

Maybe they can give us some tips
for next year.

CARD: Attention! Attention!

There's been a fluffle flop!

A misidentified fluffle!

A mistake!

A fluffle mistake?

I didn't see this chapter coming.

Que? What?

This does not smell like fluffle.

Hm?

Or taste like one.

This is a regular mushroom covered in...

Jumbleberry smoothie!

-(all gasp)
-What?

My heart!

(slurps, giggles)

Oopsies, that was my fault.

Explain yourself, Cheshire.

My smoothie sprung a leak during the hunt.

Spilled it all over some mushrooms.
(soft chuckle)

Um, sorry.

This means the real fluffle
is still out there.

By royal order.

I declare the fluffle hunt back on.

(crackles)

(blasts)

-(audience cheer)
-(Fergie gasps)

-We've got it to tell Alice!
-Yeah.

Oh, she can still make
that giant curly fry.

FERGIE: Oh. Alice, it's not too late!

(pants)
It's not too late!

For what?

The fluffle wasn't a falafel.

Oh, I mean, the waffle wasn't a fluffle!

(chuckles)
It was a smoothie-covered mushroom.

You still have a chance
to find the real fluffle.

Really? I...

I don't think I'm going.

This is no time for jokes, Alice!

The new hunt already started.
We'll go find the birds.

What's going on, pumpkin?

The thing is,
I've decided to give up fluffle hunting.

For good.

Giving up fluffles for good?

I've tried so many times.

What if I tried to find it
and come back empty-handed again?

(chuckles)
Oh, Alice.

That's perfectly okay. Listen.

♪ I'm at your side
so tell me, what can I do? ♪


♪ Sometimes all you need
is a new point of view ♪


♪ Everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

♪ We've got this always together, I know ♪

♪ I believe in you at every high and low ♪

♪ Everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

♪ 'Cause ask the people anything ♪

♪ Trust me, I know ♪

♪ You'll find your way ♪

♪ You'll never fall flat ♪

♪ 'Cause everything you need, you've got ♪

♪ It's just some food for thought ♪

Oh, sweet pea.

It's okay if you don't find the fluffle
this year or any year.

What's important is,

if you love doing something,
don't give up on it.

Hm. Maybe you're right.

How does that saying go again?

Where there's a whisk...

There's a way.

I'm ready to try again,
even if that's all I do.

(quirky music)

ALICE: Back at the shady path.

Okay, Dinah, let's sniff out that fluffle.

(meows)

My first fluffle hunt.

We're whiskers distance from the action.

(sniffing)

(meows)

(gasps)

There's the white rose. Give it a whiff.

(purrs)

Oh, no fluffle. But we must be close.

(Cookie chuckles)

In all my pages,
I've never seen a better fluffle hunter.

Dinah lost the scent.

I don't see any curly red mushrooms.

(chirps)

Wait. Another white rose.

It's behind us.

(light music)

A fluffle. I found it.

-(Cookie grunts)
-(Dinah meows)

-COOKIE: You did it!
-Hat's off!

Oh, my carrots!

(trumpet tooting)

(chirps)

Smells like a fluffle.

-No smoothie on this one.
-Not this time.

Hearts and spades. You found it.

I hereby declare Alice,
this year's royal fluffle champion!

(all cheer, applause)

(squeals)
Congrats, Alice.

It fills my heart with joy
to give you the fluffle.

Finders keepers.

It's a dream come true.

Now for one more dream.

(oven dings)

My great grandmother's
fluffle truffle frites.

I finally got to make it.

Mm-mm. Smells like a real whisker tickler.

(sniffs)

I get what the kerfuffle
over fluffles is all about now.

Thanks for helping me not give up.

You were right.

All I had to do was keep trying.

After all your hard work.

I think you deserve the first bite.

(blows)

Well, what do you think?

Um-mm-mm.

I'd say this recipe was worth the wait.

(all munching)

Oh, wow, tastes like a fluffle.

(closing theme music)
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