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Christmas in Miami (2021)

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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

- [MAN1 SCREAMING] Ah!

- [MAN2] You bastard.

Guy, we've just arrived

Ah!

We don't give a damn

Ah

Guy, we've just arrived

[IN PIDGIN] How are you?

- [IN PIDGIN] Look at where you're going.

- Okay.

- Aha!

Next.

- Passport sir.

- Yes.

How are you Sir?

[IN PIDGIN] Why is he looking

like we did something wrong?

- [IN PIDGIN] Let him be...

- What?

and who is your older son?

Doesn't it say on the passport?

You're going to have to explain.

Explain what exactly?

It's in the passport.

[IN PIDGIN] What kind of explanation

do you need from our biological father?

Ah-ah, don't you know twins?

Dad, this guy is

just trying to be difficult.

Don't you know

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito?

- Guy, please be quick.

- Akpos calm down.

If you know you don't want to

attend to us, let us go to another person.

- Akpos you've started.

- [IN PIDGIN] We came here for a purpose.

- Akpos!

[IN ENGISH] Listen!

Do you guys want to get on

the next flight to Nigeria?

No [LAUGHS]

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] It hasn't come to that.

[SPLUTTERING] I... I'm...

Look, in America you'll

probably call it genetic disorder.

Okay. But for me as a parent,

Children are a gift

from God. Big or small.

He always has purpose for

creating us the way he did.

True, so wait...

So, this little boy is your older son?

- Yes.

- And this man is your younger son?

- [IN PIDGIN] Absolutely.

- That's how it is.

Open your eyes properly so he can see you.

- [IN PIDGIN] He just called you a child.

- [OFFICER] Step in front of the camera.

- Step in front of the camera.

[IN PIDGIN] It seems we are cleared.

Sure.

Next.

Hey, according to your height.

- Akpos!

- Akpos!

- Remove your cap.

- Next.

[GASPS]

[IN PIDGIN] Remove his glasses.

Open your eyes so he

doesn't call you a child again.

Thank you gentlemen.

Welcome to America.

Thank you.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

This Christmas, from the city of Miami,

and coming to your screens.

Six families chosen from across

six diverse countries and cultures.

Will battle for a chance to

take home one million dollars

by living under the same

roof for one whole week.

While treating us to an awesome

fiesta of cultural magnificence.

Let's meet your host for the

inter-continental christmas fiesta 2021.

- [CROWD APPLAUSE]

- [MAN] Are you guys excited?

- [CROWD APPLAUSE] Yeah.

- Let me hear it,

- are you guys excited?

- [CROWD CHEER AND APPLAUSE]

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen,

I present to you,

the legendary, the one

and only, Mr. Larry Piper.

- [MAN] Let's hear it.

- [CROWD CHEER, APPLAUSE]

Hello everyone.

- I like it. Thank you. Thank you.

- [CROWD APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

[CROWD APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

First of all, I'll like to welcome you all

to the inter-continental Christmas fiesta.

[CROWD APPLAUSE]

It is really incredible

that you all have come from so

many different parts of the world.

To this amazing celebration

of human diversity.

[CROWD APPLAUSE]

Christmas is definitely a time to

celebrate what we've accomplished.

We've been through so much as a people.

We have all made it

through an exceedingly difficult period.

And I guess we all can appreciate

the long way we have come.

My goal is to meet as

many people as possible.

People who are in love

with the idea of love.

Who are positive.

People that have more time to

love one another than to hate.

- [IN PIDGIN] Take a look at that ghost..

- Look at this people waiting

- [IN PIDGIN] Are these not people's bags?

- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

- [IN PIDGIN] Where is the bag going?

- Akpos!

[IN PIDGIN] Akpos, go for your bag.

[IN PIDGIN] What is wrong with you?

[IN PIDGIN] Just take a look.

What are you doing?

- Get down.

- No, no, no!

- Come here!

- [AKPOS] No!

- [IN PIDGIN] Look, it's my bag.

[DAD IN PIDGIN] Anything that's

meant to happen so be it.

- [AKPOS] Wait, wait, wait.

- [OFFICER] No, come.

- [IN PIDGIN] I want to get my bag.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[IN PIDGIN] Don't you understand?

It's my bag I want to get.

- Come on.

- Okay, let me make you understand.

[IN PIDGIN] My bag...

I just want to get my bag.

- [DAD] He was just trying to get his bag.

- [IN PIDGIN] It's not like...

meet us at the office.

- [AKPOS] Wait...

- No, no, no

- [IN PIDGIN] You can't do this.

- [DAD] Wait.

- [IN PIDGIN] Dad, they can't do this.

- [OFFICER] Come on. come on.

[IN PIDGIN] This is not how you'll

welcome me to America. I won't agree.

- I won't agree, I won't agree.

- [RAPHAEL] Akpos! Akpos!

-I won't agree. Look,

-[RAPHAEL] Akpos, Akpos...

[IN PIDGIN] You guys shouldn't do this.

that anyone will jump onto the carousel.

Is this your first foreign travel?

[IN PIDGIN] Why do you people

like to underestimate people.

Please tell me, why? Ehn?

This is not the first time I'm travelling.

Look at me,

I've travelled very wide and far.

I've been to Cotonou.

I've been to Puerto Rico.

I've been to Accra.

Check the atlas and you'll be

surprised I've been to Atlanta as well.

like London, Paris, Rome.

[IN PIDGIN] Was my passport not stamped?

They're also foreign trips.

Paris and Rome are not countries.

[IN PIDGIN] Mm-hmm, look at him...

Acting like he knows

it all yet he knows nothing.

[DAD] Look at how he's beign corrected.

Look at how they are scattering

the food we are meant to eat.

- [DAD] What sort of rubbish is this?

- We're going to the kid's room.

- Oh God!

-I'm not a kid

-[DAD IN PIDGIN] What do they want?

We have chocolate, candy,

doughnuts, everything a kid would want.

- Come with me.

- What?

Sir, don't worry he's in safe hands.

[AKPOS CHUCKLES]

- [OFFICER] Come on.

- [DAD IN PIDGIN] Well, go with her.

like marshmallows or chocolate cakes?

Officer, is all of this really neccessary?

I'm sorry that my son

jumped on the carousel

but can you just give us a warning,

so we can go?

- [OFFICER] They can keep this.

- Oh thank you men...

Thank you.

You can't keep this.

- No, no!

- You can't keep this

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] Dad, stop doing this.

- [DAD] It's the food we're meant to eat.

[SPLUTTERING IN PIDGIN] Please.

- [IN PIDGIN] What can you do about it.

Let it go, dad.

No, no! Not this one...

- No, they are not dr*gs.

- How do I explain this to him?

- Tell him.

Tell him that they mix it with local gin.

- like um...

- Local gin.

Tequila. You put tequila in here,

and one sh*t in the morning.

- Look at me.

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] You'll be erect.

[IN PIDGIN] Your body will be

at attention and firm.

They can keep this.

- [LAUGHS]

- [AKPOS] Thank you.

Look, where I come from uh...

We say something like this in lagos.

[IN YORUBA] You're the man.

what does that mean?

[IN PIDGIN] It means that you're the sh*t.

- [CHUCKLES] I'm the sh*t.

- No, like Americans say

"You the sh*t, man"

- Oh, I'm the sh*t. [LAUGHING]

- [IN YORUBA] You're sh*t, man. [LAUGHING]

- [IN YORUBA] You're sh*t, man.

- [AKPOS] sh*t, sh*t...

- You're the sh*t.

- [OTHERS LAUGHING]

- You can't keep this sh*t.

- [COMIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[IN PIDGIN] I thought...

[IN PIDGIN] Dad, I don't understand

what is happening here.

What's happening here?

Why are they

putting our things in the bin?

Akpos, please

if you don't want us to go to prison,

Stop talking, please.

[IN PIDGIN] Which prison?

We brought the food that we will eat,

These people are

putting our food in the bin.

What wrong did we do? This is oppression.

[IN PIDGIN] Think about it

I agree black lives matter.

- Black lives matter.

- That's right. [CHUCKLES]

This doesn't matter. [CLEARS THROAT]

[IN PIDGIN]

Just make sure you trash everything.

- Ponmo.

- [OFFICER LAUGHS]

-So, they work together

-[DAD] It's a combination.

[BOTH LAUGH]

- [IN YORUBA] You're sh*t, man.

- [OFFICER LAUGHS]

[IN PIDGIN] This guy is crazy.

the world would see how,

how different cultures can be the same.

Sure we might come

from different ethnicities and

different parts

of the world, different countries.

And the one thing that keeps us

from being divided and separated

is love for one another.

We are all same difference.

And that, my friends, is the

true spirit of christmas.

- Celebrate!

- [CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

Merry christmas to you all. God bless you.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

Thank you Larry.

Now...

I got word that the Nigerians

are having some issues at the airport.

But we're getting all that straightened

out and they should be here soon.

Raphael Dafe if you can hear me,

please find the nearest officer

and report to the control room.

Gentlemen, I am so sorry.

I don't know what happened.

- [AKPOS] Hmm.

- You assured me

when you were taking him away, you

said, "Oh don't worry, he'll be okay"

This has never happened before.

It has never happened,

so it's happening with my son first.

[IN PIDGIN] Nothing

should happen to my brother.

I'll cause problems here, dad.

[YELLING] Akpos, stall your hyperactivity.

Am I the one who's lost or Raphael?

Sorry. I'm sorry... I beg God in God's name...

nothing should happen to my brother

If anything happens

to my brother I'll cause problems here.

I'm crazy, I'll break

bottles on all your heads.

[IN PIDGIN] They'll go to Nigeria to

write a statement at the police station.

I can assure you, we'll find him.

[IN PIDGIN] It's the same assurance you

gave that has brought us to this point.

[IN PIDGIN] Where is Raphael?

I understand you're frustrated.

- But you have to trust me.

- [IN PIDGIN] Your father is frustrated.

[IN PIDGIN] Your father is frustrated.

[BOY] You know what I found out

about punctuality, dad?

What son?

Punctuality is waiting

around for other people.

Like the Nigerians.

[IN MANDARIN] Black people

will be late even to their own funeral.

Beautiful country, lovely country.

You see Nigeria is very big.

It's a big nation.

In Nigeria we have more

than 250 ethnic groups.

Which can be split

into 30 or 40 nations, even more.

How does a child know so much?

No, I'm not a child. [CHUCKLING]

Okay?

Is English your main language?

Uh, English, English... it used to be.

But now we have Pidgin.

How do you say, "How are you doing?"

You say "How you dey?"

- [IN PIDGIN] How you dey?

- How you dey?

It's not, "How you dey?" Uh uh.

You just say it with authority.

[IN PIDGIN] "How you dey?"

- How you dey?

- How you dey?

[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] How you dey?

No! How you dey?

- How you dey?

- Beautiful, "How you dey?"

- Aha! Aha, bravo.

- How you dey?

Alright, how would you say you're mad?

- How would you say that?

- If you want to say, "You're mad"?

- Yeah., right!

- Raphael Dafe if you can hear me,

- "You dey craze?"

- Please find the nearest officer

- "You dey craze?"

- and report to the control room.

"You dey craze?"

"You dey craze?"

Raphael Dafe if you can hear me

please find the nearest officer,

- so he can bring you to the control room.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Are you sure he is still in the airport?

He's been gone for almost how long?

Oh, he's in the airport alright.

I trust that one.

-If it's this one,

-[COMIC MUSIC PLAYS]

he would have been

long gone from the airport.

[IN PIDGIN] Pop, how is this

matter any of my concern?

I don't want to hear a word from you.

[IN PIDGIN] Keep quiet.

[IN PIDGIN] At the end of the day,

I'm the one here with you.

I'm tired of both of you.

- What have I done now?

- I'm tired of both of you.

Okay.

- Can I talk with to...

- Yeah, go ahead.

Thank you.

- [IN PIDGIN] If you b*at me in America...

- Eh, er...

Testing.

Hello, testing one...

Raphael.

[IN PIDGIN] I'm sure you can hear me.

This is your father.

If you don't want to be unfortunate...

Before I count to ten.

Find any officer in uniform

to bring you to the control room.

Can you hear me?

I said before I count to ten...

One...

Two...

Three...

Raphael are you crazy

or do you want

your father to be unfortunate?

Akpos.

I was talking to Raphael.

Four.

[IN PIDGIN] You dey craze?

- [IN PIDGIN] No, she dey craze.

- Ask him, "You dey craze?"

- [IN PIDGIN] You dey craze?

-You dey craze

-[RAPHAEL LAUGHING]

[IN PIDGIN] I'm sure you can hear me.

- Raphael, five...

Okay, see you guys. See you later.

[MAN] You dey craze.

- Six...

- Make sure you visit Nigeria

before you die. 'You dey craze?

- You dey craze.

- You dey craze.

See you in Nigeria.

[IN PIDGIN]

Your late mother wouldn't dare.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Raphael.

Nine.

I'm here. [CLEARS THROAT]

- Where did you find him?

- I didn't, he found me.

[IN PIDGIN] Where were you?

I was just in

the airport chatting with some people.

My friend...

- [CLAMORING]

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] Dad, calm down

Pop, please don't k*ll

Raphael and go to prison here.

- [DAFE] C'mon.

- Dad, I just...

- [AKPOS] Keep quiet. You're still talking.

- [DAD YELLING] Get going.

His head looking like corned beef.

Come on let's get going, fool.

[AKPOS] They shouldn't

try this thing next time.

- [DAD] Settle down Akpos.

- Dad, leave me alone.

These are the guests representing Nigeria

at the intercontinental Christmas Fiesta.

Sir, we just got the memo.

We just had issues with

somethings in their bag.

But they're free to go now, sir.

Are you guys okay?

- [IN PIDGIN] Won't you have let us go?

[IN PIDGIN] You were

just delaying us for no reason.

- You treated me like a cow.

- [DAFE] Akpos!

- Akpos!

- [IN PIDGIN] Dad.

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] What is the problem?

- [IN PIDGIN] And you...

I'm watching you.

That nonsense that you did here...

that stunt, pull it again.

Black lives matter.

Make sure to register that.

Akpos that's enough.

[IN PIDGIN] You, were did you go to?

- [DAFE IN PIDGIN] You're talking, right?

-[RAPHAEL] Who are you talking to

-You're also talking about him, huh?

All the things you've done... We're okay.

- No, no. We're okay.

- Don't worry we're okay.

["STREET CREDIBILITY" BY 9ICE PLAYING]

Oh! My name and game

Striking so hot make you go insane

Aye, I be the chosen one

I remain the King of Naija land

My brain working all day

As if I'm not man made

Oh, yeah. The streets

Keep urging me to do more

Once I come up with this brand new one

Ignore animosity, I am the great one

Gossip, mind yourself

I'm beyond your cheap talk

One day, one knowledge, one style

One culture. Just like chameleon

A bastard cannot be on the same level

With a freeborn. I think you should know

So, please, there can't be two captains

On a ship. Don't speak from your sleep

We're the most incredible

Out of Naija Straight from Naija

["YEBARIBA SAMBORIBOBO"

BY SAUCEKID PLAYING]

- [GLASS CLINKS]

- [SON] Cheers.

Hmmm...

Ah. So son,

of all the families in the house,

which are you most excited about meeting

- and making friends with?

- You know what, dad?

I think I'ld like to meet the Nigerians.

Oh Nigerians, what an interesting choice.

[CAR ENGINE REVS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[IN PIDGIN] Are you sure

you can bring all of them?

[R & B MUSIC PLAYING]

Michael, what are you even doing here?

I've only been here a few hours.

How did you even find me?

I heard you were doing some...

Christmas fiesta thing, like,

what the hell is that about?

You know what? You're not part

of the show so you should leave.

So we're going to be hostile now.

Okay.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DAFE] Wow.

Hello everybody.

Ah! My name is Atiboroko Oghenedafe.

[LAUGHING] We are the Dafes

Uh... [CHUCKLING]

We're sorry that we're late.

We usually blame lateness on traffic.

So let's just say that it was the traffic.

[LAUGHING]

[DAFE CONTINUES LAUGHING]

[DOOR BANGS SHUT] Aha!

And this is...

my first son, Raphael.

- [IN PIDGIN] Raphael say hello to them.

- Hello

Hi.

- [CHUCKLES]

- [DAFE IN PIDGIN] There's no problem.

It seems this will be difficult.

[RAPHAEL]

Seems they weren't told we're coming.

[DAFE] I'm sure they were told.

They should know, really.

- Where is Akpos?

- [RAPHAEL] He's outside.

Let him come and break the ice.

[RAPHAEL] Tell them that

we're coming from Nigeria.

[DAFE CHUCKLES]

I think we should join them. Let's go.

We will join them. We are here already.

We're here already so let's go join them.

[LAUGHING]

- All that is left is to join them.

- Yes.

[RAPHAEL] Hi.

[IN PIDGIN] Yeah, they have started.

I've been trying to find you all day,

and then I heard you're doing this... thing.

What do you want, Michael?

Are you still going to be my plus one

for Jack's wedding this weekend?

I already told you I cancelled.

The seating arrangement

has us sitting together.

So why don't you take your girlfriend?

[CHUCKLES] My father is the mayor

of Miami if you have forgotten.

Your father?

Well, you and your father

can go straight to hell.

Don't...

Yeah, yeah. [IN PIDGIN] You heard her.

Ah-ah.

Your father is a mayor?

The mayor of where?

Guy, just leave. Just leave.

This is exactly how r*pe cases come about.

[IN PIDGIN]

Just leave with your hire purchase car.

I'm sure you rented the car.

Leave. We are here

for a reality show. Leave.

You can't get in. You can't.

[IN PIDGIN] Who wants to touch you?

If I touch you,

you will turn red. Guy, leave here.

[IN PIDGIN] Wow, check out this babe.

[DOOR OPENS]

[IN PIDGIN] Wow, just take

a look at this place. [CHUCKLES]

Ah-ah.

United Nations is not more than this.

Why are you all

looking at me? What happened?

Hello everyone. How are you all doing?

My name is

Akpos Oboroghenerukohwo Umukoro Dafe.

- [IN PIDGIN] I have arrived.

- [COMIC MUSIC PLAYS]

What's up?

Ah-ah, Pop.

You guys fit right in.

- [LAUGHING]

Let me give you a hand.

[IN PIDGIN] Hand? [CHUCKLING]

Don't let my hand touch you.

Don't ask for my hand.

- Ah-ah.

- [IN PIDGIN] Are you Bruce Lee's cousin?

- China.

- China?

- China.

[IN PIDGIN]

He is made in China. [LAUGHING]

- [IN PIDGIN] Yes, I have more bags. Ah!

I have more bags. Come, come.

[IN PIDGIN] Don't fall.

Chinese don't fall.

[AKPOS LAUGHING]

You guys have hospitality.

Your hospitality is great.

I'm sure there is a lot

we can learn from each other.

[IN PIDGIN] Yes, we can

learn a lot from each other.

[IN PIDGIN] Bling bling baby... wow!

Wow, a look at Indians.

[AKPOS SINGING WITH INDIAN ACCENT]

- [DAFE] You are scaring them.

- [AKPOS] Dad. [LAUGHING]

You just fit in right away. [LAUGHING]

You're looking at me. How are you?

- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

- [AKPOS] How are you doing?

[IN PIDGIN] Mungo Park,

what's up? [LAUGHING]

- [DAFE] Akpos.

- [AKPOS] Pop.

- [DAFE] Yes?

- Why are they looking

at me in a strange way?

What's wrong with them?

You've broken the ice.

- This is Akpos.

- [AKPOS] Wow.

- How are you doing?

- Good.

[IN PIDGIN]

Your nose is just on point. [LAUGHING]

I am saying, your nose is pointy.

- He's just saying you... you're beautiful

[IN PIDGIN] Your nose is like

a peg, yeah. [CHUCKLES]

- [WOMAN] Peg?

- Peg, peg, peg.

[IN PIDGIN] Looks like it is starched.

Welcome to the

Intercontinental Christmas Fiesta 2021.

- [DAFES APPLAUSE]

- And now...

Let me hear you guys. Let me hear it.

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

Now that the Nigerians are here,

let's get this show started.

[CHEERING]

What's Christmas without

the exchanging of gifts, right?

So, let's got to exchanging.

- Aright. Alright.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Merry Christmas to all.

Of course, this will be your favourite.

[AKPOS IN PIDGIN] We've arrived, Dad!

Let the show begin.

The other families are a little...

[WHISPERING] I don't even get this.

[STUTTERS] Do you think... Do you

think the Indians are a little bitter?

Because all they brought

were sweets and spices.

Roy, don't you think

[IN HINDI] They should

have brought their weather.

[IN HINDI] Certainly, that's one thing

no one will forget about the British.

its mind more often than... Tr*mp.

Who wants to watch Nigerian movies?

Ma... Nollywood is the

second largest producer

of movie in the world after Bollywood.

[IN PIDGIN] If you like your Brazilian

jersey, you can move to

Brazil to meet Pele. [LAUGHING]

As I'm standing over here,

That American girl is my type.

I must get her.

[WOMAN SCOFFS]

Hmm... Maybe we can give them to grandma,

she can make us some

nice christmas sweaters.

- [DAISY CHUCKLES]

- True.

You have to try.

They make good productions.

[IN PORTUGUESE] Okay.

Yes, we watch, all the time.

- Their movies are really good, right?

- Yes. sure it is.

Yes.

[IN MANDARIN]

Don't they like to think they are...

- Aaargh... the worlds policemen.

- Mom.

[SIGHS]

- Give it a trial before you judge.

- Yeah, you have to watch it before...

[IN MANDARIN] Don't they like to think

they are the world's policemen?

Mom. Mom, mom.

[IN MANDARIN] That the entire

world needs their help.

Without America, the world cannot survive.

Fine.

No, no.

[IN PIDGIN] Pop, Come let's go in.

If you catch a cold, you're on your own.

[AKPOS IN HINDU] Namaste.

[AKPOS IN PORTUGUESE] Obrigado.

[AKPOS IN CHINESE] Xie xie...

Chinese, right? Chung chi...

[AKPOS LAUGHING]

[IN PIDGIN] What's your mode of greeting?

[IN PIDGIN] What's up?

- Hi

Dude, why are you guys so loud?

You're the loudest people in the house.

- [RAPHAEL IN PIDGIN] Excuse me?

- [DAFE LAUGHS]

Anything that is good,

we showcase it to the world.

- [DAFE LAUGHS]

- Bro, you have spoken well.

for anything gives us voice, right?

- [RAPHAEL] Yeah. Correct.

- That's what he's trying to say.

- [AKPOS] Yeah.

- [PAMELA AND DAISY] Oh, okay.

- And by the way...

- [DAISY] That makes sense.

I love your hair, by the way.

Good Lord.

Please, please, don't let that

precious head of yours fall off, okay?

I saw that move. [LAUGHING]

[IN PIDGIN] You've got the style, dad.

- What is wrong with you?

- Ah-ah, you've upgraded oh.

You've gone pass, "I pick

my pen from the golden basket of love."

Don't worry about him, okay? Listen

Remember the connection we have.

Daisy, Dafe.

That's a DD right there.

- [RAPHAEL] DD!

- [DAISY] Okay.

- [DAFE LAUGHING]

- [RAPHAEL] Yeah.

She's very pretty.

- [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

- [DAISY] I think so...

[IN PIDGIN] Dad, I saw her first.

- [DAFE] I know you...

- [AKPOS] I get it from my mom.

[IN PORTUGUESE] All your dreams

will start coming true in seven days.

Really?

[IN HINDI] With the money,

our business beyond Amritsar

And make a move into the

movie production sector.

We'll start making films about

how the British oppressed

our people before Independence

We are not here to make friends.

At this point, I'm here to win.

- We can do this.

- Mm!

[CHEERING, CLAPPING]

Okay.

[CLAPPING CONTINUES]

- Okay.

- [CHEERING]

- Hey!

- Hey!

[IN PIDGIN] You China,

Africa does not need your loan.

All the things you've collected

from Africans isn't enough, right?

As the contestants are getting along,

let's find out what they intend to do with

their price money of one million Dollars.

I need everyone to pull it in.

One, two, three...

[ALL] ICF!

- I see you baby.

- [CHEERING]

Ladies and gentlemen, viewers at home,

meet our contestants.

From East Asia,

the Chinese.

From North America, we have

representatives from the USA.

From South America,

the Brazilians.

From Europe, the British.

From Africa, the Nigerians.

From South Asia, the Indians.

So, what's common in Slumdog Millionaire?

I'm sure nobody miss the slums

and the happy kids running around.

We want to bring out many kids

from the slums, as much as we can.

And of course prepare them

for a brighter future.

Single parents need help.

A lot of them are widows and widowers

with little to no compensation

from the deaths of their loved ones.

Some of whom d*ed serving this country.

That's who we're winning the fiesta for.

A 100% of the winning goes straight

to the Dasiy Williams Foundation.

Winning this will mean a lot

for your foundation, mom.

Come on darling.

When you think of Brazil,

you think the amazon force

and then the endangered species.

It is the largest rain forest in the world

and home to millions of living organisms.

But it's not just about the animals.

That population includes,

30 million people in

hundreds of indigenous groups.

We want to help save them

by protecting the amazon.

We'll give 80%

of our win to protect the amazon.

In China, rapid economic

development and urbanization

brings more opportunity

but also brings more inequality.

And more and more adults move to urban

center like Shanghai, Jiangsu, Beijing.

More children are left behind

in the over-crowded countryside school.

Where lack of access to infrastructure and

relatives who cannot care for their child.

Hundreds of family need help.

We'll give 70% of our win.

Mom, 80%.

[MUTTERS IN MANDARIN]

[SIGHS]

We want to restore

the last culture of evening tea.

Because healthy tea time

makes for happy family time.

And healthy family time,

makes for healthy discuss.

And healthy discuss

births grand strategies.

In which great empires are built.

Like the great British Empire once

conquered half the world and brought you

The Royal family, Royal

great tea, Beetles, London fog.

Like I said we will like to restore

the last culture of evening tea.

Like the great British Empire,

I want to become a millionaire.

Yeah, our charity is geared towards

Street Children to School

in the Niger Delta.

Or as an extension,

slum children to school.

Also in the Niger Delta.

The idea is to make sure that we gather

all of the children in the Niger Delta

and give them access to Education.

For these children

don't have talents, they don't have...

- [IN PIDGIN] They have talents.

- They have talents. What are you saying?

- [DAFE] I will slap your head.

These children don't have a platform

- to showcase their talent.

- [DAFE] Good.

Slum to School Project will help them find

nourish and unleash their talents...

- [DAFE] That's right.

- [AKPOS] Yeah.

After educating them.

And this well make their lives better.

[IN PIDGIN] So, what my dad

and my elder brother just said...

is the truth. They are correct.

We will not act like Nigerian Politicians.

Who will look out

for themselves first before anyone else.

And we know they don't care

even if we come together and protest.

They will not be bothered.

We are not like that.

We want to help the poor.

- Children.

- The Children.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

For today's task, contestants will

choose heroes from their countries,

that they would love to spend

Christmas with, dead or alive.

- [UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]

- [APPLAUSE]

Let's hear from our friends,

the Indians.

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

- [NICK] Welcome.

- Amitabh Bachchan

The greatest most influential

actor in the history of Indian cinema.

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.

- Bruce Lee said that.

- Bruce! [CLAPPING]

- [CLAPPING] Bruce.

- Everyone knows Bruce Lee?

Thank you very much.

Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

- AKA Pele.

- [SIGHS]

The greatest footballer

- of all time.

- [OTHERS APPLAUSE]

Ah, Winston Churchill.

Master, great thinker.

The greatest Britain of all time.

And certainly the most famous

British Prime Minister.

And the old boy made smoking

a cigar the coolest thing.

Bro, you ever heard of a

man John Fitzgerald Kennedy?

JFK? Of course.

If not us, who? If not now, when?

The best of America.

Charm, charisma, sex appeal,

patriotisim and family tradition.

Fela Anikulapo Kuti.

He was the pioneer of Afro b*at.

That's right.

- [NICK] Ah.

- Musician Philosopher.

You know what I'm saying?

- Very interesting...

- He not only influenced Nigerians and

Africans but the entire world.

[IN PIDGIN] But dad,

I have thought about it well.

Buhari is our hero.

- You want to get slapped?

- Why the slap?

- Didn't Buhari promise us change?

- [NICK] What happened guys?

Nothing.

He is a man of action.

He's a real action man.

- I love him so, so much.

- [SNICKERING]

Bruce Lee broke barriers

and put China on world map.

Didn't your wall do that?

I'll give you a good advice.

Never argue with a woman,

especially Chinese women.

Understood. Sorry.

[IN YORUBA] The Strange One for life.

That's awesome. Let's hear that.

- [APPLAUSE]

- Also influenced some people... [SNIFFING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

- [DAFE IN PIDGIN] Since they want to end...

- [AKPOS LAUGHING]

- Do you understand?

- [RAPHAEL] Yeah.

- Will you keep playing?

- [RAPHAEL] Yes I will.

[AKPOS SINGING]

- [AKPOS] Dad, I think we can win.

- I don't understand Akpos.

It's glaring.

It seems we can or we have won it.

- [RAPHAEL] Ah-ah, it's clear.

- It seems or we've won already?!

It's clear.

And let me warn you both, eh?

If any of you ruin the chance

of getting this money, eh...

I will k*ll you both and

- and say Covid 19 is responsible.

- Ah-ah, dad.

- Raphael.

- Yes I have told...

- [RAPHAEL] Has it gotten to that?

- Raphael!

[b*at MUSIC PLAYING]

Raphael.

See what clothes are covering. God!

It wouldn't be well with clothes.

What!

Do you want to eat her?

You too are also staring.

Dad, don't ask me if I want to eat her...

This girl is the reason for the season.

- [RAPHAEL] Akpos.

- [DAFE] Akpos.

Akpos there are cameras everywhere.

Apkos there are cameras in this compound.

Raphael, that girl is hot.

She's very hot.

She melts my heart like ice cream.

Stop disturbing yourself.

Don't go and embarrass yourself.

Eh. You are invisible to her.

Don't come out here

and be playing Ozo and Nengi.

Be sure she is single

before you go after her.

Please leave that matter.

What's up my people?

- How are you?

- Hey.

Yeah! Look, er,

Since we have been here

nothing has been happening.

Nothing has been happening.

Has anything been happening?

No! We know they are house rules

but let's forget about this rules.

We can by pass the rules

and do what we want.

Nothing will happen. Look guys,

- Are you above 18 years?

- Huh?

He's a small child.

Please, excuse us. We adults want to talk.

Aha! See, he is under age.

I don't want to get into trouble.

No problem, yeah.

We are in Miami.

They just put us here like prisoners.

Let's go into the city.

My friend is a PRO in a night club.

- Oh, Night club.

- [AKPOS] Yeah.

My friend, there will be many girls.

- It's a night club with girls.

- Alright!

There are girls.

Let's go to the night club.

Yeah!

- Aha!

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] So, let's go.

- We move?

- We move.

[IN PIDGIN] That's right. What is my name?

- Apple.

- What is my name?

- Apple.

- No. My name is Akpos.

- The A is Violent.

- Oh.

Say it again. What is my name?

- Akpos.

- We move.

[IN PIDGIN] Akpos,

you are getting out of line

Mind your business.

Alright, no problem.

What am I doing here? Let me go have fun.

[RAPHAEL SINGING]

[RAPHAEL CONTINUES SINGING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[IN PIDGIN] Akpos, this is Ik.

Have you seen

the guy I asked to come pick you up?

Yes, we're on our way with him.

Home of Afro b*at, hip hop meet socco

I go by the name of

Slik305 along side Dj Dose Royze

Let's party!

The only spot in Miami...

The international number one party.

let me bless you. Take my gold.

Take my gold. You deserve

a kiss because you're beautiful.

-Thank you baby

-Akpos.

- Akpos.

- Yes?

[IN PIDGIN] Did you

just give her your gold?

Well, I'm not silly.

Don't bother yourself, it's fake.

No, I mean face, face.

I mean your face is beautiful.

- Your face is fine.

- Oh okay.

- [LAUGHING]

- You... you're beautiful.

[DJ] Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is

Slik305. You already know the vibes.

Savor worldwide!

No, he's not a beast. He is crazy.

Alcohol. Enough alcohol, he's crazy.

Alcohol, he's crazy. [LAUGHING]

We're partying with the beast.

Slik305, Dose Royze

[CROWED CHANTING] Warri! Warri!

[IN PIDGIN] It's beginning

to sound like Buhari.

It sounds like Buhari.

I said Warri. Leave change where it is.

[HAILING]

[DJ] Woah! hold up!

Come home to ma!

I want you boys to know...

That I see everything on the CCTV.

Okay?

And for violating the

fiesta's code of ethics,

all your families will be deducted points...

after tonight.

- [IN MANDARIN] You terrible son,

What do you think you're doing?

Hurry up and go to bed quickly!

[FOOTSTEPS RETREATING]

[IN PIDGIN] If because of this mark

deduction we don't win this show,

I will k*ll you myself.

I will say It's COVID that k*lled you.

Are you crazy?

You know me.

You got this crazy nature from me.

[AKPOS MUTTERING] It's not only Covid.

Dad, forget that matter.

This is not the first pandemic.

[DAFE] Should I deal

with you like palliatives?

- Dad, leave me.

- Should I deal with you?

You are crazy.

It seems you want

to wear the orange uniform, dad.

You want to wear the orange uniform, dad.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's time for the cooking task.

What is Christmas

without families coming together

to enjoy all those wonderful dishes

from your countries.

For our next task,

I leave you in the hands of the judges.

[APPLAUSE]

Good morning team India,

how are you doing today?

Namaste judges, we are doing good.

How are you?

- Namaste. Very well, thank you.

- Namaste. Good, thank you.

What do you have for us today?

We're presenting Biryani today.

One of the dishes we will be

making toady are roasted potatoes.

And we usually serve it on the side

of our main dish, which is the Turkey.

Biryani Is an Indian rich dish.

As the Chinese, we are

preparing Chinese dumpling.

Also known as Jiaozi.

Well of course we are going to be

preparing the quintessential British Dish,

Shepherd's pie.

Thank you. Today we have Jollof Rice.

I think Jollof rice has to be the most

controversial dish in the world right now

because there is so much fight

about what is the best Jollof rice.

Nigerian Jollof rice is the best though.

- There is no...

- [IN PIDGIN] We're the best.

no argument about that

[AKPOS IN PIDGIN] To hell

with Ghanaian Jollof.

- [RAPHAEL IN PIDGIN] We're the best.

- [DAFE LAUGHING]

the cooking contest begin now.

- Dad, these people are learners.

- They're learners.

[IN PIDGIN] Now the world will know

that Ghana Jollof is not the best.

Oh God, Akpos, I will... I will smack you.

- Akpos.

- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

Last card, check up.

- [AKPOS] Hey!

- We're done.

- [AKPOS] We've won.

- [DAFE] Nigeria for the win.

[DAFE] We won.[LAUGHING]

of Christmas is family.

And the purpose

of this competition is unity.

So we want you all to

taste each other's food

and score each other.

We will add that to our individual scores.

[APPLAUSE]

[DAFE] Let's go, let's go.

[IN PIDGIN] Akpos, ladies first.

Which ladies?

Let the women go first.

[PLATES CLATTERING]

[IN PIDGIN] If you can't eat it, speak up.

Is this the dumplin?

[AKPOS IN PIDGIN] Go

and taste the jollof rice.

[WOMAN] Spicy.

[AKPOS] This Chinese food looks funny.

What is this? is this food?

[CHOKING]

- [MAN] Ah-ah.

- What happened?

- Oh my God

[WOMEN SCREAMING] It's too hot.

[AKPOS IN PIDGIN] What happened?

[IN PIDGIN] Choking over jollof rice?

[DAFE] He is also choking.

[IN PIDGIN] Choking over jollof rice?

[AMBULANCE SIREN BLARING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

a room here primarily?

Rent free.

How does that sound?

[IN PIDGIN] That banana Island

is what you call a cell?

Come, let me take you to Area F.

[IN PIDGIN] Where's my father

and my brother?

on camera adding something to the food.

Pepper.

I didn't put anything

inside the food apart from pepper.

to take out your rivals? Huh?

[IN PIDGIN] Those people have to

be formidable to become my rivals.

They're not capable.

They're not capable on a normal day.

You will do anything

to take out the opposition.

Even if that meant

adding something to the food

to make them sick.

[IN PIDGIN] What did I add to the food?

That's the evidence.

What evidence?

That evidence.

[IN PIDGIN] I told you guys...

it was pepper I added.

Pepper is a normal ingredient

that we add when cooking.

Suya sellers make use

of pepper in selling their meat.

I did not... What

if I had added red bell pepper.

still willing to deny a foul play.

Even after using a slow poison to

take out Harry and his son.

No.

- [OFFICER] What is this?

- [IN PIDGIN] It is inside the kitchen

they had the food.

I didn't take it outside.

We were all in the kitchen.

against the British, huh?

Is that what this is?

[IN PIDGIN] What do I want

to have against the British?

They were the ones who colonized us.

For a few years now,

we have been colonizing them.

Why don't you just admit it?

So we can slice down your charges

- to something that you can handle.

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] Ehen!

Now you're taking.

If you don't charge me,

charge me with what

I can afford and I will give you.

I will give you money.

They are in the hospital

fighting for their lives.

[IN PIDGIN] Why should I tell them?

You are also speaking English.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It was pepper I added to the food.

- Dave.

- [SIGHS]

talk to you, one second.

[IN PIDGIN] I didn't do anything.

What is all this?

Ha, God please.

Ha! Desmond Elliot.

Ha. [HISSES]

What was your name again? Akpos?

Yes.

My name is Akpos. Usually,

the A is violent... not in this condition.

Tell you what?

You eat the food. Show me how safe it is.

We will let you go.

[IN PIDGIN] Oh... You should have

said that all along. That's no problem.

We have the best jollof rice.

Forget what the Ghanaians say. Watch.

You see. It's jollof rice.

I told you. The best in the world.

The only people in contest

regarding this pepper

thing are the Cameroonians.

And that is because we

allowed them in through Bakassi

into Nigeria.

Jollof rice.

[WITH MOUTH FULL] Take a look.

Officer...

Have a taste so you

would know I'm not lying. Taste it.

It is delicious.

Just have a taste.

Have a taste. It is Irice.

[IN PIDGIN] Taste it so you

would know that I am innocent.

[IN PIDGIN] Can you see what I am saying?

Right?

How is it? Look.

Am I dead?

[GROANS]

[IN PIDGIN] Tell your partner.

Tell him. Huh!

-Hmm

-Good?

- [IN PIDGIN] I told you. I told you.

- [CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

- [CHOKES]

- Dave?

- [DAVE CHOKING]

- Dave?

- Oooh!

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] What is happening?

- [AKPOS] What is it?

- Are you alright?

- Get him some water.

- [OFFICER] Let's get some water.

[IN PIDGIN] No, what is going on?

- [IN PIDGIN] Oh my God.

- Help

- [YELLING] Dave!

- [AKPOS] Oh my God.

[IN PIDGIN] They don't want

me to leave this country.

[EXCLAIMS] Hey!

The Nigerians are back.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

- [WOMAN] You're okay?

Yeah, thank you.

Are you okay?

Thank you.

[IN PIDGIN] Look,

I'm warning you all in this house.

[IN PIDGIN] If any of you see Nigerian

jollof rice, stay away from it.

Hope you heard me? Nonsense.

what happened was not your fault.

There was this one time, one of my

friend came to India from South Africa

he spent eight days in the

hospital after eating food.

- Were you arrested?

- No. [SCOFFS] Guess what?

Your friend d*ed?

[CHUCKLES]

But next time he stayed in India,

he gushed on the food daily

without any repercussion.

[CHUKCLES]

Okay. Happy for him.

You tasted our food.

How was it?

Not bad, actually.

Mm-hmm?

Oh, you want the truth?

I spat it out.

[LAUGHING]

No really, I enjoyed it.

I had two helpings.

Thank you so much.

- [LAUGHS]

- Oh no, don't do this.

[IN PIDGIN] Have it.

[ROLLING DICE CRACKLES]

This game is boring.

- [AKPOS] Wait, wait.

- How is it boring?

Wait, let me...

- Will you play?

Ludo.

- Why not?

- Oh... why not?

- [IN PIDGIN] Come, let's play.

- But we are betting.

[IN PIDGIN] We are betting cash.

- Fine.

- [AKPOS] Ehen!

[IN PIDGIN] Put $20 each.

You have got $20?

- Yeah I have.

- [RAPHAEL] Akpos, don't try this.

Do not interfere,

- [IN PIDGIN] let me make some money.

- $20 for Simon, $20 for you.

- Okay.

[IN PIDGIN] Ten, ten equals 20 for me.

Let's go.

- You guys should watch. Spectators.

- Akpos, what you're doing is wrong.

Leave it be. Look at it. six, one.

[Look, I got six now. Your turn.

[ROLLS DICE]

Oh... good. six, four.

No, you play.

[IN PIDGIN] Oh good. Ohh!

What did you play? You played double six.

[IN PIDGIN] I have won.

[AKPOS CHUCKLES] I've won.

- I've won.

- You've won?

- Yes, [IN PIDGIN] Ignore it!

- [RAPHAEL] A...

- [IN PIDGIN] It's not your business.

- It's not your business.

- [DAISY] That can't be right.

I won. [LAUGHING]

- I have won the money. [LAUGHING]

- [DAFE] What is going on there?

- You didn't wait for my turn

[IN PIDGIN] Let's bet again.

[DAFE] What is going on?

Oh em...

- We...

- You play Ludo?

Akpos just taught me how to

play and then betting me out $60.

[IN PIDGIN] We played a bit

of betting and then I won the bet.

I collected $20, $20. That's $40.

Return the money.

[IN PIDGIN] Dad, I won the money.

I said you should give the money back.

How do you expect me

to return the money I won?

- I won this money genuinely.

- [CLICKS TONGUE] Give the money back!

Dad, I won this money.

Dad, leave it alone.

[PEOPLE MURMURING]

Where is everyone going to?

What's happening?

[PEOPLE MURMURING]

experience that was really.

We were actually worried.

How are you feeling now?

Well, they pumped my stomach. They filled

me with all kinds of fluids and er...

Oh, I bet you hoped I wouldn't

return so you could win.

- You're arrogant.

- [DAFE IN PIDGIN] Let me go greet him.

Welcome back, the British.

[THE BRITISH SCOFFS]

I am really sorry for what happened.

It's okay. I'm fine

I'm fine everyone.

And Nick asked me if I can carry on.

[CHUCKLES] Silly boy. I told him

the British are here to win.

We are here to win.

[DAFE] Hmm, yeah, obviously. [LAUGHS]

I'm going dear. I'm going...

Your sportsmanship was admirable, dear.

No dear. that was just a front..

- I'll make them pay...

- [WOMAN SCOFFS]

somehow.

[BOTH MIMIC THE BRITISH]

[IN PIDGIN] He's acting strong.

- Little pepper.

- [DAFE] Yes.

Same as the money you will return.

No, I won this money.

Dollar man speaking. Yeah!

[IN PIDGIN] So I have been saving up

but I have one intention.

It is called proposal

but I am not proposing yet.

I just want you all to know that

the lady over there, I got my eyes on her.

I got my eyes on you, in this house.

- I'm not interested, okay.

- [AKPOS] Dollar boy.

- [WOMAN LAUGHS]

- [EXCLAIMS] Aw.

[IN PIDGIN] Oh my God,

I like the way she walks. Just watch.

Moves her backside like a cat. [CHUCKLES]

She excites me.

- [DAFE] You know this is her mother.

- Yeah!

Isn't it her mother's money

you just collected?

Yes, it is all part of the business.

[SPLUTTERING] With...

I will collect the money to pay

for her bride price. I am gathering.

- Are you not ashamed?

- Dad, your hands are too fast.

- Don't you have shame?

- We are in America.

- [RAPHAEL] Akpos, are you okay?

- We are in America.

- Let anyone come and stop me.

- You will

wear their orange prison uniform.

- Did they give birth to you?

- Dad...

- Did they give birth to you?

- You are in America.

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Tonight, representatives

from different countries

will be narrating their

Christmas experiences.

[APPLAUSE]

I love everything about Christmas.

But my best part...

Driving through the country

to visit my mother,

grand-mother and grand-aunties.

Christmas is a time of love and joy.

A time for sitting around the

Christmas tree, eating delicious turkey.

In Brazil, like in many

south-american countries.

We celebrate Christmas on the 24th.

Christmas eve.

In China, Christmas is less about family,

and more about friends.

We don't go to Church,

we go ice skating, you know...

We do karaoke.

India, such a diverse country with

diverse religions and populations.

We have that one day we wait for

all year which is Christmas,

where all of us will celebrate together.

Christmas day is the time

that we identify our wicked uncles.

Because when you visit them,

they only give you food.

They will not give you money to buy

other things to enjoy your Christmas.

By doing that,

we would show them the red signal.

- [RAPHAEL] We'll then...

- [IN PIDGIN] Yes, we then give them

-our soundtrack to remind them

-Yes

- to give us money.

- Money.

Yeah so, we will now say,

[BOTH IN UNISON] Eh... uncle...

We are leaving.

Uncle, should we get going?

So they get the signal and do the needful.

- [RAPHAEL] Then do the needful.

- [AKPOS] Yes.

My favorite part is the gifts.

One year, my mom caught me

sneaking down and stealing some early

and I haven't gotten any since.

[AUDIENCE] Aw...

I'm sorry mom.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

[AKPOS IN PIDGIN] This is how

their kids become wayward.

[IN PIDGIN] Where we're from, our parents

start planning for Christmas in October.

They do all the necessary things,

then get us our Christmas clothes...

And get us our shoes as well.

There's a way our parents

buy us shoes back then.

They make sure to get us oversized shoes,

then pad it with paper.

Just so the shoe becomes

your size for Christmas.

And also save it for the next Christmas or

for your younger brother that is

growing to use that same shoe

for the next Christmas.

That's how we exchange it.

the celebration.

[IN SPANISH] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and

Happy prosperous year

[in English Jingle bells,

Jingle bells, jingle all the way

Jingle bells,

Jingle bells, jingle all the way

- [IN PIDGIN] Today is what?

- Today is Christmas eve

Tomorrow is what?

Tomorrow is Christmas

- Today is what?

- Today is Christmas eve.

- Tomorrow is what?

- Tomorrow is Christmas.

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi yah! [CHUCKLES] God.

- Hey.

- Hi.

[IN PIDGIN] Babe.

up here by yourself?

[IN PIDGIN] I don't know if I've

told you before, I've lost my mom.

I do come here for a lone time.

To help me reminisce.

I just wanted to say you did

a really good job in there.

- Oh... oh...

- The presentation was so sweet.

[IN PIDGIN] You liked my presentation?

-Yes, yes

-[AKPOS LAUGHS]

- You liked it?

[AKPOS EXCLAIMS] Hey! laughs]

[IN PIDGIN] Wow, you really don't know

how I feel because of what you just said.

You mean the presentation.

- [IN PIDGIN] What is today?

- Today is Christmas eve

- What is tomorrow?

- Tomorrow is Christmas

What is today

Today is Christmas eve.

You have a good memory. [LAUGHS]

You have a good memory.

Nice one, nice one.

Babe I've made it.

Thank you, thank you. Yeah.

have a good heart.

I think I judged you too quickly

and I want to say that I'm sorry.

[IN PIDGIN] It's not my fault,

that's how I get judged quickly.

like to spend some time together?

Just me and you.

- [IN PIDGIN] Oh me and you.

[IN PIDGIN] There's nothing wrong with

me spending time with you. I'm I crazy?

Are you kidding me?

I would be punished by my late mother.

[LAUGHING]

it was nice seeing you.

Good job.

[IN PIDGIN] You just gave me a hug.

This babe just hugged me. [LAUGHS]

What is today?

What is tomorrow?

There is no better life than this.

The sky is blue for me now.

So what about you? What's your story?

Well... [SCOFFS]

- Do you want to hear the truth?

- Yes.

I want to hear the truth.

[CHUCKLES] Okay.

Um...

Ifeoma and I were friends with benefits.

Friends with benefits?

And um...

Until she turned up pregnant.

She turned up pregnant

or you knocked her up.

- [LAUGHING]

- I guess I... I guess I did.[LAUGHING]

When she became pregnant,

her parents insisted we get married.

How long were you married?

We were married for 20 years.

That's really lovely.

We were mostly cats and dogs. [CHUCKLES]

And how are your kids so different?

Um... [SIGHS]

When Raphael was about nine,

they mocked him a lot in school.

They'll tease him, bully him.

So I had to ship him out to

his mom's sister in Enugu.

- Another town in eastern Nigeria.

- Mm-hmm.

And uh...

He thrived there,

he really did well there.

But looking back now I wish I had

-shipped Akpos out as well because

-[CHUCKLES]

uh, the mother spoilt him rotten.

And he'll get into all kinds of fights.

Then she...

She fell ill. She had cancer.

Then she d*ed.

I'm sorry...

[IN PIDGIN] Dad. [LAUGHS]

I hear that it's at this age

you want to act Romeo and Juliet.

- Did your Juliet get missing?

- [AKPOS LAUGHS]

[IN PIDGIN]

Are you asking if I want to play?

[IN PIDGIN] Would you bet?

- Yes!

- [IN PIDGIN] Dad please.

Dad let me win this money.

Ah-ah 100 bucks? Let me put my 20.

Dad, I'm begging you in the name of God...

- [IN URHOBO] Dad, I am on my knees.

- [IN PIDGIN] On my way!

[IN PIDGIN] Please, please.

- [DAFE] Isn't it Ludo?

[AKPOS CHUCKLES]

[IN PIDGIN] You want to play?

We're betting.

[AKPOS LAUGHS] White woman!

Where do you get all this dollars?

[DAFE] Okay Akpos, let me take my leave.

Please dad, just go.

- Enjoy yourself.

- [AKPOS] Absolutely.

[DICE RATTLES] Don't make me...

loose money because of love.

- [CHUCKLES] Ol' boy!

- Ah!

Oh you got six, three?

White lady,

don't worry you'll see soon. [LAUGHING]

[AKPOS CHUCKLES] You, Ludo...

- I will deal with you mercilessly.

- [DICE RATTLING]

- You know what I just said?

[IN PIDGIN] I said you always look good.

- [AKPOS LAUGHS]

[AKPOS] Yeah... whatever.

Oh, look at that.

[AKPOS LAUGHS]

- Hey!

- Boom.

[IN PIDGIN] The white lady

has got a double six.

- Dad.

- [DICE RATTLING]

- Raphael.

- Yes?

There's a problem.

How?

What happened?

That woman won my money at the ludo game.

Really? How? She's a novice.

She's not a novice.

I don't even understand myself.

It seems someone is teaching her.

Hmmm...

[BOTH] Dad!

- Oh hey...

- Yes!

You want to count it?

No, you earned it.

I did so good. Thank you for teaching me.

And remember what I told you. Yeah?

Ludo is like life.

You do not show

your enemy all of your sugar.

- Otherwise...

- The enemy will finish you.

- Ah, that's right. [LAUGHING]

- [LAUGHING]

- [DAFE] I know.

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] Dad.

[IN PIDGIN] Three aside, dad.

May God not spoil your plans.

It is very important.

May God not spoil your plans.

Excuse our family.

Dad come.

Dad, let's go.

[DAFE] What sort of rubbish is this?

Can't I have a break?

Dad, you betrayed your blood.

The last person that did something

of this nature was Judas.

At least the world knows what Judas did.

What did I do? Tell me.

Dad, you're acting

like you don't know what you did?

I don't know.

- [RAPHAEL] Okay.

- [DAFE] Okay wait.

In this three aside, who's the referee?

Okay dad, we have information

that you're sabotaging us by

teaching that white lady how to play Ludo.

[RAPHAEL] Guilty or not guilty?

I'm very much guilty.

- Can you hear him?

- [RAPHAEL] I heard him.

- I'm guilty.

- Dad, you're guilty and claiming it.

Didn't you see me playing

with the white lady before you came?

You then used 20 dollars

to match 100 dollars while betting.

Oh, you thought you wanted to play a fool.

So what happened,

she won all your money, right?

It wasn't just 20 dollars

the lady won from me dad.

How much did she win from you, then?

I converted it to naira and

it summed up to seventy two thousand.

How did she learn Ludo?

You had more than 20 dollars?

She won 72 thousand.

Meaning she won

a hundred plus dollars from you.

Akpos.

Means you're the betrayer here.

- [RAPHAEL] So that means...

- [DAFE] You used 72 thousand

naira to gamble in Miami.

How did you get

the money and we didn't know?

Did you know Akpos had 72 thousand naira?

Never. So at the end it means

I'm in between two betrayers.

- [AKPOS] What is this one saying?

- Are you crazy? Who is a betrayer?

Look,

In Niger-delta,

we are surrounded by water.

Well I can step a little.

What? A little? Hey!

[IN PIDGIN] Don't listen to

my dad, he's a king stepper.

Hmm... He can dance so well.

- Don't listen to him.

But hey, if my life depends on it...

[IN PIDGIN] Dad dances very well.

Jingle bells

Jingle bells, jingle just dey go

Drink all you can and chop all you can

But you don't have to do dr*gs

Jingle bells

Jingle bells, jingle just dey go

Drink all you can and chop all you can

But you don't have to do dr*gs

If you cannot buy cow

Oh brother hold my fowl

Fowl

No matter what you decide to buy

This Christmas must be pure

I will give you something

You will give me something

It doesn't matter what we bring

This Christmas must be sweet

[AKPOS AND PAMELA SINGING]

[AKPOS LAUGHS]

[IN PIDGIN] Babe,

you're getting it, you're getting it.

- Oh yeah, you did so good in there.

- [CAR ENGINE REVS]

- Oh, thank you.

- [PAMELA] Yeah, I had a lot of fun.

- [AKPOS] Thank you.

- [PAMELA] With the fresh steps.

- [CAR APPROACHES]

- [PAMELA] I got it, oh...

[AKPOS] Wait.

[IN PIDGIN] Babe.

[AKPOS] Babe,

Permit me to work on these guys.

- In two seconds I will be done.

- [DOOR CLOSES]

let me just deal with this.

Jack, what are you doing here?

If Moses won't go to the mountain...

[JACK CHUCKLES]

Anyways, Mike says you can't

make it to my wedding.

Well... Mike and I broke up.

He's with the governor's daughter now.

Sarah and I are just friends.

Her father

and mine served in the m*llitary.

- That... that's it.

- [JACK] Mike stop it.

Please Pam...

I'd like to see you there.

It's my special day,

but it'll be more special

if you were there.

[PAMELA CHUCKLES]

You with the sweet tongue. Huh?

You know,

we do have a day off on Saturday.

- I guess I could see what I can do.

- Great.

On the condition that I bring my plus one.

Who?

[IN PIDGIN] My name is Akpos

Oboroghenerukohwo Umukoro Dafe.

And I am not intimidated.

[AKPOS EXCLAIMS] Chi!

did you dig this guy from?

Okay, he's my plus one.

Joke man, joke man. How are you doing?

One, zero.

It would be my honor.

If you and your plus...

I mean, one came to my wedding.

Okay. [LAUGHS]

[IN PIDGIN] You see the way

this guy wants to underrate me in public?

- [AKPOS] Look, he finished talking.

[IN PIDGIN] And he's walking away. I asked

to let me handle this guy, you wouldn't

- But he just...

- [AKPOS] I don't...

- [DOOR CLOSES]

- Akpos.

Akpos wait...

[CAR IGNITION STARTS]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

Surprise!

Hi...

- [IN PIDGIN] What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

You, what are you doing here?

[SIGHS]

Well... I'm looking for your son.

You were not the one I was expecting.

Who were you expecting?

Let's go. Let's go and find Akpos.

Not expecting to see you.

Are you on a date with Akpos?

No, I just came to ask him a question.

[DAISY] Aha!

Excuse me.

Akpos,

two aside.

[GROWLS] I'll be back. [MUTTERS]

Is there something going

on between you two?

No, I was just going to talk to him.

Cause it sure looks like a date.

I know but I don't know

what this is about.

I promise mom.

Cause that's not what it looks like.

[PAMELA] I know.

[DOOR OPENS]

Are you sure there is nothing

going on between you and Akpos?

Yes mom, I'm sure.

Why are you asking me, anyway?

Do you like him?

[SIGHS] I don't know.

I like the way he looks at me.

Oh.

You like him mom. You really do.

I will say I'm happy.

I can see that.

And if he makes you happy,

then he's good for you.

Thank you. I am.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

It's beginning to look

a lot like Christmas.

Yes.

It's so beautiful out here.

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

It is.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

Raphael!

Raphael!

- Raphael!

- [IN PIDGIN] Dad.

Come here.

- [RAPHAEL CLEARS THROAT]

- [DAFE] You'll be the referee.

Are you listening?

-You're the referee

-[RAPHAEL] I heard you.

Akpos!

Please...

For this matter,

Dad.

I can't do that.

Why are you acting this way?

Huh?

What do I have to beg you with? Huh?

You can't step down for me?

I'm your father.

Can't you stepdown for me?

Dad I beg you in the name of the heavens

run your race and let me run mine.

You know that in this journey,

I have reached my destination.

But for you, the journey is still far.

Eh?

- [DAFE] Please help me.

- [RAPHAEL SCOFFS]

Eh, listen Akpos,

let me come in. You have to...

- Hey!

- [RAPHAEL] You have to step down.

[AKPOS] Hey, hey!

Just mind your business.

Raphael,

This is not

Nigerian politics where old men want

to die for positions

they don't have the strength for.

Even if I can't rule in that country,

I'm not too young to love.

- Ah-ah, Akpos.

- [DAFE] Akpos.

You're comparing what

I'm going through with politics?

Since your mother d*ed I haven't...

I haven't had sex.

Are you listening?

Being sex starved is a real thing.

[RAPHAEL LAUGHS]

What are you laughing for?

My friend keep...

This one is just laughing for no reason.

Dad, we are here for a reality TV show.

You see that Pamela

over there, that's my own reality.

It's either you take it or leave it.

- [DAFE] Akpos!

- Akpos you need to step down.

You need to step down.

Dad, you can see that I've tried.

Please, leave here.

But dad it's about time

you run a DNA test for Akpos.

The kind of attitude he exhibits.

I really don't understand it.

I don't think I'm the father of you both.

Conduct a test for the both of us, then.

I'm looking at you

and the distance between here

and the ocean I want to throw you into.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[SIGHS]

Yes. I like the guy.

He's a good guy.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

...do. I see.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Honestly, I think I could do it.

Jack.

- [JACK] Hey you.

- Oh, congratulations.

- I'm so happy for you.

- [JACK] Thank you.

I am glad you came.

Mike.

Do you guys have a dress code in Africa?

Who is this?

- Who is this?

- [PAMELA] He's just joking.

I get this.

African peacock in Miami.

[AUDIENCE CHUCKLING]

He means no harm.

[PAMELA CHUCKLES]

Let's just go get a seat.

Yeah?

Two-zero

Two-zero

I got you.

[AKPOS IN PIDGIN] How are you all doing?

- Hey, man.

- I hope he's sitting back.

- Yeah.

- [PIDGIN] Alright, ladies first.

- [PAMELA] Thank you.

[MEN'S INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[PAMELA AND AKPOS SIGHS]

- Thank you.

- [AKPOS SIGHS]

I'm a Prince.

Quite a princely outfit you have there.

You are welcome.

Akpos, you never told me you are a Prince.

[IN PIDGIN] It's not everything

you tell people because

there are witches everywhere.

Excuse me.

What do you do?

I'm a business man.

What kind of business is that?

The name of my business

is called mind your business.

[PIDGIN] An old woman who talks a lot

and will not let me concentrate.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

for coming to this union.

If anyone has an objection

to these two getting married...

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I wonder why they always

ask this at weddings,

it's not like I have ever

seen anyone object.

No one expects you to

object. It's just a tradition.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

The gentleman at the back,

you have something to say?

[PAMELA] Oh no!

Akpos, no.

- No, no.

- [MUTTERS] What?!

[JACK] You know him?

- Have you been with him before? Huh?

- No.

[IN PIDGIN] I just want you to know that

those of us

at the back cannot hear you clearly.

We cannot hear anything.

[IN PIDGIN] That's all I have to say.

[LADY EXCLAIMS]

[IN PIDGIN] Are you crazy?

Let no one mess with me!

I will slay anyone that messes

with me here. Am I your mates?

Hey! You all are not enough.

If you mess with me,

I will show you the stuff I'm made of.

Your father! You all are crazy.

- Ha! You're crazy!

- [MEN CLAMORING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[IN PIDGIN] What have you done this time?

Ehn? What have you done this time, Akpos?

Dad, you know

we do not like to be embarrassed.

They embarrassed

me first and I retaliated.

What did you do?

We did not come here to play.

I had to retaliate.

Pamela had with Michael

is now gone due to

your crazy prank at the wedding.

We should have

your crazy ass locked up for good.

Hey Daisy, he's still my son.

After what he has done,

I'll talk to him any damn way I please.

[IN PIDGIN] Can you see yourself?

Are you happy now?

You keep disgracing me everywhere.

You are spoiling the little

arrangements I have been making.

I believe you're happy now.

Er, babe.

Babe, look...

I invited you to the wedding

and you choose to make a mess

of everything just to humiliate me?

And now you want me to thank you?

Well, thank you, Akpos.

[IN PIDGIN] Babe,

calm down, just calm down.

All I did there was because of love.

Let me tell you the truth.

You are not a simple girl,

so I will not allow that boy control you.

That boy

and his family have a spell on you.

none of your business.

Are you done yet?

Now listen to what I have to say.

Everything you do is destruction.

You got all the boys in trouble

for wrecking this city.

You nearly had poor

Harry and his son k*lled.

You caused a fight between

the Chinese and the Brazilians.

And I know of your airport escapades.

You are the reason your

family was late to the show.

I can go on and on and I have

barely known you for even a week.

How do you even sleep at night?

- [IN PIDGIN] Babe, please stop this.

[IN PIDGIN] Babe!

Ak-pos.

[IN PIDGIN] Just leave me alone.

Akpos!

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Today's task is of dramatic reenanctment.

Let's see our contestants

display their thespian skills.

starts with a decision to try.

Ask not what your country can do for

you, ask what you can do for your country.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

Never before in the

course of human conflict

have so many

owed so much

to so few.

Thank you.

Listen madam. In the year of 1936

India was playing against Pakistan

in Bakri stadium Mumbai,

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

I cannot consider this consideration

because I cannot consider...

Therefore, the consideration you're giving

me has to be ultimately considered.

But finally this time around,

ultimately both of them get out.

- Hmm.

- [PARADE MUSIC PLAYING]

-Bravo

-[APPLAUSE]

[GONG SOUNDS]

[SPEAKING MANDARIN]

[SCOFFS]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[SCOFFS]

[SCOFFS]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[SCOFFS]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[SCOFFS]

[INHALE AND EXHALES DEEPLY]

[SCOFFS]

[INHALES]

So masterful my son.

If anyone wants to challenge

Lee, very beautiful

performance. Thank you.

[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]

- Dance!

- [CLAPPING CONTINUES]

[CLAPPING CONTINUES]

- Having fun, everybody?

- Hey, hey, hey!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

Thank you.

- [IN PIDGIN] Where's that one going to?

- [DAFE CHUCKLES] Alright.

- [AUDIENCE] Yeah, yeah.

So we are going to tell you

that leadership in Africa

from time immemorial to time

Imo river has been the same.

If you tell them to go forward, they don't

know whether to go forward or backwards.

If you tell them to go right, they don't

know whether to go right or go left.

So we're going to give you

a little demonstration

- because they're all like zombies.

- [AFRO b*at MUSIC PLAYING]

- [AKPOS IN PIDGIN] Fools.

- [DAFE LAUGHING]

- [AUDIENCE] Yeah yeah.

Alright. [CHUCKLES]

Attention!

Slow march!

Right turn!

Left turn!

About turn!

Double up!

Open your cap!

[IN PIDGIN] Open your butt!

Fall down!

Jump!

[IN PIDGIN] I said fall down

and you're standing at attention.

- [AKPOS] But that's how our leaders be.

- Leadership in Africa makes no sense.

[CHUCKLES] You know!

Thank you.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

- Everybody say, "Yeah yeah."

- Yeah, yeah.

[DAFE] Thank you.

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

It's okay baby. I'm trying

to get help right now. Okay, sweetie?

Mommy has really bad service.

But trying to get some help. Okay sweetie?

Don't worry about it.

Excuse me sir? Sir?

Excuse me sir.

I need some help with the tire, please.

I...

[IN PIDGIN]

I'm in a competition, I can't do it.

I'm competing.

It's okay.

I...

- [WOMAN] Please.

- [IN PIDGIN] What is wrong with your tire?

Right here in the front sir.

Okay.

- Okay.

- Thank you so very much, I appreciate it.

I have it right here, thank you.

I have a baby in the car.

- Thank you sir.

- You have a baby?

Yes, I have the baby in the car, please.

Please sir.

Thank you, thank you so much.

- Thank you so much, sir.

- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

- [APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER]

- [AKPOS] Here we go.

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

-Oh yes. Lovely, lovely

-[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

We are all together as one family.

So much to cheer about, isn't there?

There is fire crackling, chestnuts

roasting. My butt is a little warm.

Wow, what a day!

You have all shown

amazing physical abilities.

It's good to know

that you all still got it.

Yes. Of course.

[ALL APPLAUSE]

Of course we got it.

- We've got it all.

- [APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

For the women's swimming, the winner is...

Lucy for the English team.

[APPLAUSE]

Now for the men's marathon challenge.

The idea of putting this show together

is to promote the spirit of Christmas,

which is love, sharing and sacrifice.

There is someone I want you all to meet.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

During the men's challenge,

we had Sandra here

and her child pretend to be

stranded by the roadside.

The idea is to see if any

of our contestants can put

love beyond material

gain of winning the contest.

To help a stranded

woman and her little baby.

And boy, are we wowed with the results?

Talk about zero to hero.

Yes, Harry won the contest

and has the point for his team.

But for this extraordinary act

of kindness sacrifice and affection,

Akpos and the Nigerians

are awarded double points.

So, the winners are the Nigerians.

- [AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

- No, no, no, no.

- Yes, Akpos we made it.

- [AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

- We made it.

- But that can't be.

- They tricked us. It's not fair.

- [RAPHAEL] Akpos!

You could not help a stranded lady, James?

- [IN PIDGIN] What did you say?

- Akpos, We have won.

we are here to be good Samaritans.

Akpos!

- [IN PIDGIN] What did you say?

- We have won.

- Won what?

- The marathon.

-Yes

-Are you joking?

- Are you joking?

- Yes.

[APPLAUSE]

We won?

- I cannot believe it.

- [APPLAUSE]

We won.

We've won. Oh my God.

[YELLING] Warri! Warri!

- We won? India.

- Yes.

- We've won?

- Yes.

Ha!

[EXCLAIMS] Oh! That woman.

[IN PIDGIN]

So the help I rendered paid back?

Oh God!

It pays to do good. Oh God!

It is good to be good.

- [AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

- [AKPOS] Oh God!

So my kindness paid off.

Oh God, you are too kind. Hey!

Mom, I wish you were alive.

You cannot imagine

what dad has done to me today.

- Go and call dad. Tell him we won.

- Okay.

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Tonight, we shall witness a complete

exhibition of cultural exchange.

As contestants switch costumes.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

my name is Roy Patel

and here is my amazing wife Rani Patel

And here is my amazing

daughter, Preti Patel.

And today, we are dressed up

as the amazing Nigerian Delta people.

[APPLAUSE]

We've got to win this so...

- All in.

- All in.

All in dear.

Tally-ho!

Today, we are going to be

performing a samba dance from Brazil.

Thank you very much.

[DAFE] Thank you.

Er,

most of us grew up

on a steady diet of Indian films.

And tonight we are going

to pay homage to one of the

most memorable

Indian films that Nigerians love.

How do you say good evening in Nigeria?

Miguo.

There you go, everybody hands together.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

America invented hip-hop

And now, it is worldwide and also in China

So we pay tribute to hip-hop.

[HIP HOP TUNE PLAYING]

- Let's do gangnam style.

- Yes.

This is brilliant, right?

- Okay, here we go. Ready?

- Yeah.

What is it like, the jumps?

I have no idea. I'm going to

do "the white man over bike"

Okay.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

There we go. Thank you.

That's Korean.

[BRAZILLIAN MUSIC PLAYS]

[DAFE AND AKPOS SINGING]

[DAFE AND AKPOS SINGING]

- [IN PIDGIN] Dad, don't make me fall.

- [DAFE SINGING]

I will pluck a flower for you.

Thank you.[CHUCKLES]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC CONTINUES]

The journey that brought

six different families.

From six different countries

Will be landing at it's

final destination tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Viewers at home.

From Miami, Florida

I welcome you all to the grand finale of

the Intercontinental Christmas Fiesta.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

And now, the moment

we've all been waiting for.

- [AUDIENCE CHEERING] Yes!

- Yes!

You've all been an amazing demonstration.

Of what the spirit of christmas brings.

And that is love,

sharing,

sacrifice and togetherness.

We make mistakes.

We err.

We mess up.

That is just what makes us human.

The ability to rise from our lows.

To give ourselves

a beautiful life, a life

predicated on love.

Sharing, forgiveness

And of course to sacrifice.

Now, your family may not be the

recepient of the 1 million dollars.

However, we're all winners.

This is love.

And this is what brings the

true spirit of Christmas.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Indeed this family has done itself proud.

It has demonstrated to all of us

that we're not perfect human beings.

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the

Intercontinental Christmas Fiesta is

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Very simply,

Nigeria!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[IN PIDGIN] Dad, dad, dad!

Dad, we did it. Dad!

[AKPOS YELLING] Oh, we won!

- [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

- We're the best!

Hey!

[AKPOS] Warri!

[FIREWORKS IN BACKGROUND]

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

And as a sign of love,

-of all the things you've said

-Yes.

It is my pleasure to say that

every family gets

ten thousand dollars each.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[RAPHAEL] Ah-ah.

- [CHEERING CONTINUES]

- [FIREWORKS CONTINUES CRACKLING]

[AKPOS] Hey, British, Queen's English.

[IN PIDGIN] Queen's English came around.

[AKPOS] Thank you.

Eh, wonderful.

-Mm-hmm.

Congratulations,

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

What are you doing now?

Um,

To tell you the truth,

the money doesn't mean

anything to me suddenly.

- Aww!

- Um,

But you do.

I know I'd like to see you again.

- I'd like that.

- You will?

[CHUCKLES] So I just didn't come here

to win the money. I won a family.

- A new family.

- [DAISY] Yeah.

[RAPHAEL] Exactly.

[DAISY GIGGLES]

[KISSING SOUND]

[DAISY] Thank you.

Okay, let me go

and say a word to your girl.

[DAFE CHUCKLES]

Can I steal her for a second? [CHUCKLES]

-So,

-Hi.

Um, I think I love your mom.

Okay.

Um, I know it's sudden and...

But I really think that we

will make a good family.

Are you serious about her?

- I am.

- Okay.

And if you don't mind,

I'd like for us to be a family.

- [DAFE] You know so lets...

- [AKPOS] Will you eat Jollof rice?

- [DAFE] Ah!

- [AKPOS] Taste it you'll like it.

- [DAFE] No!

- [RAPHAEL] No!

Akpos.

[DIASY IN PIDGIN]

Nothing is happening. We're here to stay.

[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

[AKPOS] Dad, babe is adapting fast.

Oh, my God.

If you don't follow us

to Warri then we will move in with you.
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