01x13 - Let's Make a Steal

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Henry Danger". Aired: July 26, 2014 - March 21, 2020.*
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
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01x13 - Let's Make a Steal

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[ Music ]

Hey, guys, I got the light bulbs.

Surprise! What was that for? It's not my birthday.

We know.

Give me your head.

You, little buddy, are going to be on television.

I'll get the shirt.

Shirt? Wait.

What are you rubbing on my face? Makeup.

Why? You're going to be on "spin and win.

" The game show? Yep.

Hey, which shir should henry wear? Gooch one or gooch two? Neither.

Oh, come on.

Gooch is the new black.

Just pick a different shirt.

All right, can someone tell me why we're doing this? We'll both tell you.

Alternating? Sure.

You start.

You know those weird burglaries that have been happening all over town? And how the police have no idea how the burglars are getting in or ou of the people's houses? Well, charlotte figured ou that in every one of the houses that have been burglarized, someone had recently been on "spin and win" and won.

But then, all the winners' prizes were stolen from their houses.

You guys realize there's broken glass all over the floor.

How about this one? I like it.

Pop that ugly shirt off.

Why do I have to change clothes? Because you're going to be on tv, boy.

Don't you want to look good? I thought I looked good before I came in here.

Ehhh man, I can't believe I'm going to be on "spin and win.

" Hey, what if henry on "spin and win.

" Hey, what if henry doesn't win? Hey, what if henry doesn't win? He better win.

Doesn't win? He better win.

Why? He better win.

Why? So you'll get the prizes why? So you'll get the prizes and then we wai so you'll get the prizes and then we wai at your house to see and then we wai at your house to see if you get burglarized.

At your house to see if you get burglarized.

Wait, hang on.

If you get burglarized.

Wait, hang on.

What? Wait, hang on.

What? You're smarter than me, what? You're smarter than me, why don't you you're smarter than me, why don't you go on the show and win? Why don't you go on the show and win? I don't wan go on the show and win? I don't wan my house burgled.

I don't wan my house burgled.

[ Phone rings ]

My house burgled.

[ Phone rings ]

What's up? [ Phone rings ]

What's up? Hey, henry, what's up? Hey, henry, would you please come home? Hey, henry, would you please come home? Why? Would you please come home? Why? Because jasper came over why? Because jasper came over to hang out, because jasper came over to hang out, but you're not here, to hang out, but you're not here, piper doesn't like him, but you're not here, piper doesn't like him, your mom's at the rodeo piper doesn't like him, your mom's at the rodeo until sunday, and I got nothing your mom's at the rodeo until sunday, and I got nothing to say to this kid.

Until sunday, and I got nothing to say to this kid.

Uh to say to this kid.

Uh would you like me uh would you like me to give you some privacy? Would you like me to give you some privacy? Will you go stand to give you some privacy? Will you go stand on the porch? Will you go stand on the porch? Well, I'm not going to be on the porch? Well, I'm not going to be home until later tonight.

Well, I'm not going to be home until later tonight.

Oh.

Home until later tonight.

Oh.

Working late at the store? Oh.

Working late at the store? No.

Working late at the store? No.

I'm going to be no.

I'm going to be on "spin and win.

" I'm going to be on "spin and win.

" The game show? On "spin and win.

" The game show? Yeah.

The game show? Yeah.

Piper.

Yeah.

Piper.

Your brother's going to be piper.

Your brother's going to be on "spin and win.

" Your brother's going to be on "spin and win.

" Can we go? On "spin and win.

" Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? [ Knocking on window ]

Can we go? [ Knocking on window ]

I want to go.

[ Knocking on window ]

I want to go.

Can my dad go to the show I want to go.

Can my dad go to the show with my sister? Can my dad go to the show with my sister? I guess.

With my sister? I guess.

Just tell him to get there I guess.

Just tell him to get there early so they can get tickets.

Just tell him to get there early so they can get tickets.

Yeah, just get there early.

Early so they can get tickets.

Yeah, just get there early.

Yes.

Yeah, just get there early.

Yes.

We're going to "spin and win.

" Yes.

We're going to "spin and win.

" Cool.

We're going to "spin and win.

" Cool.

I'm going to bring cool.

I'm going to bring my selfie stick.

I'm going to bring my selfie stick.

[ Knocking on window ]

My selfie stick.

[ Knocking on window ]

Can I go? [ Knocking on window ]

Can I go? Let's go out the back.

Can I go? Let's go out the back.

Okay.

Let's go out the back.

Okay.

I'll ride piper's bike okay.

I'll ride piper's bike and meet you guys there.

I'll ride piper's bike and meet you guys there.

Whoa.

And meet you guys there.

Whoa.

These are some sweet wheels.

Whoa.

These are some sweet wheels.

It all just kind of happened.

These are some sweet wheels.

It all just kind of happened.

My dad was it all just kind of happened.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after school job.

An irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after school job.

And by accident, I wanted an after school job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

Ah! He made me indestructible.

Ah! I went into this crazy store ah! I went into this crazy store and me I went into this crazy store and me a pretty interesting guy.

And me a pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

A pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me he turned out to be who call me he turned out to be you know the name.

He turned out to be you know the name.

Captain man.

You know the name.

Captain man.

That's right, henry.

Captain man.

That's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha that's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha being a superhero in time, I realized tha being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

Being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

Is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart pledge to never ever ever i, henry hart pledge to never ever ever tell anyone pledge to never ever ever tell anyone that I'm captain man's tell anyone that I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

That I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

It is done.

Secret sidekick.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Feels good.

Call it.

Up the tube! Oh, my boot.

Ha! Hey, everyone.

Ne.

I'm rick richards.

But you know that.

Okay, thanks for coming.

We're going to be starting the show in just a minute.

Oh, and I want to introduce you to two young people who work here with me on "spin and win," my two kids, derek and maddy.

Give them some love.

[ Cheering ]

Now, remember, you have to win this game.

I'm going to try.

And keep your eye ou for any suspicious activity.

Right.

Yeah, stay focused.

Can't let anything distract you from I better go check out those girls.

Why? It's my job.

Hey, how are you? Sorry, you can't use cameras hey, how are you? Sorry, you can't use cameras in here.

Sorry, you can't use cameras in here.

Or camera-related sticks.

In here.

Or camera-related sticks.

I'm going to have to take or camera-related sticks.

I'm going to have to take your phone and your stick.

I'm going to have to take your phone and your stick.

You can try.

Your phone and your stick.

You can try.

Give me it.

You can try.

Give me it.

Paws off.

Give me it.

Paws off.

Give it.

Paws off.

Give it.

Dad.

Give it.

Dad.

Backup! Dad.

Backup! You're violating my rights.

Backup! You're violating my rights.

Let go of the stick.

You're violating my rights.

Let go of the stick.

Let go.

Let go of the stick.

Let go.

Mine.

Let go.

Mine.

My nose.

Mine.

My nose.

My nose, my nose, my nose.

My nose.

My nose, my nose, my nose.

Is it noticeable? My nose, my nose, my nose.

Is it noticeable? It looks like is it noticeable? It looks like a big purple meatball.

It looks like a big purple meatball.

I'm talking to the doctor.

A big purple meatball.

I'm talking to the doctor.

Well, it does look like I'm talking to the doctor.

Well, it does look like a big purple meatball.

Well, it does look like a big purple meatball.

Ha! A big purple meatball.

Ha! This is your son? Ha! This is your son? Oh no.

This is your son? Oh no.

No, no, no.

Oh no.

No, no, no.

Please.

No, no, no.

Please.

Is he your brother? Please.

Is he your brother? Please.

Is he your brother? Please.

Okay, we go please.

Okay, we go a tie game going, okay, we go a tie game going, so whoever gets a tie game going, so whoever gets the next question right, so whoever gets the next question right, we'll move on to our final rou the next question right, we'll move on to our final rou where they will spin we'll move on to our final rou where they will spin and hopefully win where they will spin and hopefully win the five spectacular prizes and hopefully win the five spectacular prizes you see rotating on tha the five spectacular prizes you see rotating on tha thing over there.

You see rotating on tha thing over there.

[ Crowd cheers ]

Thing over there.

[ Crowd cheers ]

Hey.

[ Crowd cheers ]

Hey.

It must be fun having a dad hey.

It must be fun having a dad who's the hos it must be fun having a dad who's the hos of a cool game show.

Who's the hos of a cool game show.

Yeah, it's so great.

Of a cool game show.

Yeah, it's so great.

We just love being forced yeah, it's so great.

We just love being forced to work here while our friends we just love being forced to work here while our friends get to go out and have fun.

To work here while our friends get to go out and have fun.

Oh.

Get to go out and have fun.

Oh.

Well oh.

Well what are those buttons for? Well what are those buttons for? Do they make what are those buttons for? Do they make the prize wheel spin? Do they make the prize wheel spin? I'm hoping this button the prize wheel spin? I'm hoping this button makes you walk away.

I'm hoping this button makes you walk away.

Well.

Makes you walk away.

Well.

Ready guys? Well.

Ready guys? For 1,000 points, ready guys? For 1,000 points, what do these three celebrities for 1,000 points, what do these three celebrities have in common, what do these three celebrities have in common, jimmy fallon, have in common, jimmy fallon, jack black, jimmy fallon, jack black, and taylor swift? Jack black, and taylor swift? Henry.

And taylor swift? Henry.

None of them henry.

None of them have won olympic medals.

None of them have won olympic medals.

Correct.

Have won olympic medals.

Correct.

[ Crowd cheers ]

Correct.

[ Crowd cheers ]

And henry har [ crowd cheers ]

And henry har advances to our final round.

And henry har advances to our final round.

Yeah.

Advances to our final round.

Yeah.

All right, yeah.

All right, in a moment we'll be back all right, in a moment we'll be back to see if henry can spin in a moment we'll be back to see if henry can spin and win these fabulous prizes.

To see if henry can spin and win these fabulous prizes.

Show them, girls.

And win these fabulous prizes.

Show them, girls.

An electric guitar.

Show them, girls.

An electric guitar.

An underwater sharkpoon.

An electric guitar.

An underwater sharkpoon.

Wait until he looks an underwater sharkpoon.

Wait until he looks at the big tv wait until he looks at the big tv I'm watching.

At the big tv I'm watching.

A karaoke machine.

I'm watching.

A karaoke machine.

Now.

A karaoke machine.

Now.

A skateboard now.

A skateboard with a motor on it.

A skateboard with a motor on it.

And a hot yogurt machine.

With a motor on it.

And a hot yogurt machine.

So don't go anywhere.

And a hot yogurt machine.

So don't go anywhere.

We'll be right back.

So don't go anywhere.

We'll be right back.

[ Crowd cheers ]

We'll be right back.

[ Crowd cheers ]

All right, jabber.

[ Crowd cheers ]

All right, jabber.

Jasper.

All right, jabber.

Jasper.

Your nose jasper.

Your nose is definitely broken.

Your nose is definitely broken.

We're going to have is definitely broken.

We're going to have to re-set it.

We're going to have to re-set it.

Ooh.

To re-set it.

Ooh.

Is re-setting his nose ooh.

Is re-setting his nose going to hurt? Is re-setting his nose going to hurt? Oh yeah.

Going to hurt? Oh yeah.

Ha.

Oh yeah.

Ha.

Sorry, dude.

Ha.

Sorry, dude.

I'm here.

Sorry, dude.

I'm here.

Oh.

Good.

I'm here.

Oh.

Good.

Jasper, this is gary.

Oh.

Good.

Jasper, this is gary.

He's going to be jasper, this is gary.

He's going to be fixing your nose.

He's going to be fixing your nose.

I thought you were fixing your nose.

I thought you were going to fix my nose.

I thought you were going to fix my nose.

No, no, no.

Going to fix my nose.

No, no, no.

See, this hospital, no, no, no.

See, this hospital, st.

Bernard's, see, this hospital, st.

Bernard's, we are a teaching hospital.

St.

Bernard's, we are a teaching hospital.

And that means? We are a teaching hospital.

And that means? We work with medical students and that means? We work with medical students like gary here.

We work with medical students like gary here.

Dang, like gary here.

Dang, I got soup on my jacket.

Dang, I got soup on my jacket.

Gary's going to fix my nose? I got soup on my jacket.

Gary's going to fix my nose? He's going to try.

Gary's going to fix my nose? He's going to try.

Hey, doc, he's going to try.

Hey, doc, will you come take hey, doc, will you come take some selfies with me? Will you come take some selfies with me? Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

Some selfies with me? Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

Just give me a sec.

Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

Just give me a sec.

Gary.

So I want you to jus just give me a sec.

Gary.

So I want you to jus grab his nose and try to shove gary.

So I want you to jus grab his nose and try to shove the ethmoid bone grab his nose and try to shove the ethmoid bone deep into his nasal septum.

The ethmoid bone deep into his nasal septum.

Huh? Deep into his nasal septum.

Huh? I'm not going to say I huh? I'm not going to say I twice, gary.

I'm not going to say I twice, gary.

Just do it.

Twice, gary.

Just do it.

Okay.

Just do it.

Okay.

Stop, stop, stop! Okay.

Stop, stop, stop! Don't stop, gary.

Stop, stop, stop! Don't stop, gary.

[ Crowd cheers ]

Don't stop, gary.

[ Crowd cheers ]

All right, [ crowd cheers ]

All right, now let's see if henry all right, now let's see if henry can identify 10 breeds of now let's see if henry can identify 10 breeds of henry? Can identify 10 breeds of henry? Henry? Henry? Henry? What's wrong with henry? Henry? What's wrong with henry? Henry.

What's wrong with henry? Henry.

Is he drooling? Henry.

Is he drooling? k*ll the tv.

Is he drooling? k*ll the tv.

Oh, henry? k*ll the tv.

Oh, henry? You okay? Oh, henry? You okay? Yeah.

Sorry, rick.

You okay? Yeah.

Sorry, rick.

No worries.

Yeah.

Sorry, rick.

No worries.

Now, to win those five prizes no worries.

Now, to win those five prizes there on the prize wheel, now, to win those five prizes there on the prize wheel, you'll have to identify there on the prize wheel, you'll have to identify 10 breeds of dogs you'll have to identify 10 breeds of dogs in under 30 seconds.

10 Breeds of dogs in under 30 seconds.

Come on, kid.

In under 30 seconds.

Come on, kid.

You got this, henry.

Come on, kid.

You got this, henry.

Let's do it.

You got this, henry.

Let's do it.

30 Seconds on the clock.

Let's do it.

30 Seconds on the clock.

Your time begins 30 seconds on the clock.

Your time begins now.

Your time begins now.

German shepherd.

Now.

German shepherd.

[ Ding ]

German shepherd.

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

Cocker spaniel.

[ Cheering ]

Cocker spaniel.

[ Ding ]

Cocker spaniel.

[ Ding ]

Norwegian blue hound.

[ Ding ]

Norwegian blue hound.

[ Buzzer ]

Norwegian blue hound.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Buzzer ]

[ Groaning ]

Great dane.

[ Groaning ]

Great dane.

[ Ding ]

Great dane.

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

Micro mini golden doodle.

[ Cheering ]

Micro mini golden doodle.

[ Ding ]

Micro mini golden doodle.

[ Ding ]

Maltese.

[ Ding ]

Maltese.

[ Buzzer ]

Maltese.

[ Buzzer ]

No, that was a bichon.

[ Buzzer ]

No, that was a bichon.

Schnauzer.

No, that was a bichon.

Schnauzer.

[ Ding ]

Schnauzer.

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

Mexican bulldog.

[ Cheering ]

Mexican bulldog.

[ Buzzer ]

Mexican bulldog.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh.

Russell hicks terrier.

Oh.

Russell hicks terrier.

[ Ding ]

Russell hicks terrier.

[ Ding ]

Come on, just four more.

[ Ding ]

Come on, just four more.

You're hurting my arm.

Come on, just four more.

You're hurting my arm.

Oh, sorry.

You're hurting my arm.

Oh, sorry.

I'm okay.

Oh, sorry.

I'm okay.

Spotless dalmation.

I'm okay.

Spotless dalmation.

[ Ding ]

Spotless dalmation.

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Ding ]

[ Cheering ]

Wangdoodle-doo.

[ Cheering ]

Wangdoodle-doo.

[ Buzzer ]

Wangdoodle-doo.

[ Buzzer ]

Rottweiler.

[ Buzzer ]

Rottweiler.

[ Ding ]

Rottweiler.

[ Ding ]

Four seconds.

[ Ding ]

Four seconds.

One more to win.

Four seconds.

One more to win.

Just one dog away.

One more to win.

Just one dog away.

Uh just one dog away.

Uh shih tzu? Uh shih tzu? [ Ding ]

Shih tzu? [ Ding ]

And henry har [ ding ]

And henry har wins the five fantastic prizes and henry har wins the five fantastic prizes on that thing there.

Wins the five fantastic prizes on that thing there.

It's my job.

On that thing there.

It's my job.

What? You didn't see me it's my job.

What? You didn't see me what? You didn't see me what? You didn't see me what? You didn't see me win the game show? What? You didn't see me win the game show? No, piper got into a figh win the game show? No, piper got into a figh with an usher, and then no, piper got into a figh with an usher, and then she broke jasper's nose with an usher, and then she broke jasper's nose with her selfie stick.

She broke jasper's nose with her selfie stick.

Where do you wan with her selfie stick.

Where do you wan the hot yogurt machine? Where do you wan the hot yogurt machine? Over there.

The hot yogurt machine? Over there.

[ Moaning ]

Over there.

[ Moaning ]

Shh! [ Moaning ]

Shh! I think we're going to be here shh! I think we're going to be here for a while.

I think we're going to be here for a while.

I called jasper's parents, for a while.

I called jasper's parents, but they can't come I called jasper's parents, but they can't come to the hospital.

But they can't come to the hospital.

Why can't they? To the hospital.

Why can't they? They ordered a pizza why can't they? They ordered a pizza and they want to wai they ordered a pizza and they want to wai for the pizza.

And they want to wai for the pizza.

Got it.

For the pizza.

Got it.

So, piper and I'll stay here got it.

So, piper and I'll stay here with jasper so, piper and I'll stay here with jasper until they release him.

With jasper until they release him.

Cool.

Poop you later.

Until they release him.

Cool.

Poop you later.

Poop you.

Cool.

Poop you later.

Poop you.

Looks like my dad's going poop you.

Looks like my dad's going to be in the hospital all night.

Looks like my dad's going to be in the hospital all night.

Your dad got hurt? To be in the hospital all night.

Your dad got hurt? What happened? Your dad got hurt? What happened? No, piper what happened? No, piper broke jasper's nose no, piper broke jasper's nose with her selfie stick.

Broke jasper's nose with her selfie stick.

Oh my god.

With her selfie stick.

Oh my god.

Piper got a selfie stick? Oh my god.

Piper got a selfie stick? Yeah, I guess.

Piper got a selfie stick? Yeah, I guess.

So, uh yeah, I guess.

So, uh where's your mom? So, uh where's your mom? At the rodeo until sunday.

Where's your mom? At the rodeo until sunday.

You said rodeo.

At the rodeo until sunday.

You said rodeo.

So I played a riff you said rodeo.

So I played a riff with a country flair.

So I played a riff with a country flair.

What's the plan tonight? With a country flair.

What's the plan tonight? I say we just hang out here what's the plan tonight? I say we just hang out here all night I say we just hang out here all night and wait for the burglar all night and wait for the burglar to try to break in.

And wait for the burglar to try to break in.

And if the burglar to try to break in.

And if the burglar does break in, and if the burglar does break in, we jump him and-- does break in, we jump him and-- stop that! We jump him and-- stop that! [ Screaming ]

Stop that! [ Screaming ]

Okay, gary, that's it.

[ Screaming ]

Okay, gary, that's it.

Stop.

Okay, gary, that's it.

Stop.

I almost had it.

Stop.

I almost had it.

Well, too bad.

I almost had it.

Well, too bad.

When you're a real doctor well, too bad.

When you're a real doctor you don't get four chances when you're a real doctor you don't get four chances to re-set a nose.

You don't get four chances to re-set a nose.

Thanks a lot, kid.

To re-set a nose.

Thanks a lot, kid.

Will you please thanks a lot, kid.

Will you please fix my nose yourself? Will you please fix my nose yourself? No.

Fix my nose yourself? No.

This is another medical student.

No.

This is another medical student.

Her name is pugneeshia.

This is another medical student.

Her name is pugneeshia.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Her name is pugneeshia.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

She doesn't speak [ speaks foreign language ]

She doesn't speak she doesn't speak and she's going and she's going to fix my nose? And she's going to fix my nose? She's going to try.

To fix my nose? She's going to try.

Hey! Hey! She's going to try.

Hey! Hey! A van just pulled up hey! Hey! A van just pulled up in front of the house.

A van just pulled up in front of the house.

A van? In front of the house.

A van? Criminals love vans.

A van? Criminals love vans.

That's got to be the burglars.

Criminals love vans.

That's got to be the burglars.

[ Phone vibrates ]

That's got to be the burglars.

[ Phone vibrates ]

Whose phone's vibrating? [ Phone vibrates ]

Whose phone's vibrating? Mine.

Whose phone's vibrating? Mine.

Someone wants to video chat me.

Mine.

Someone wants to video chat me.

It's bad luck someone wants to video chat me.

It's bad luck not to accept a video chat.

It's bad luck not to accept a video chat.

Mm-hmm.

Not to accept a video chat.

Mm-hmm.

Henry hart mm-hmm.

Henry hart uh.

Henry hart uh.

The prizes you won today uh.

The prizes you won today uh? The prizes you won today uh? Take them outside uh? Take them outside and put them in the white van.

Take them outside and put them in the white van.

Uh.

And put them in the white van.

Uh.

Hey, where you taking that? Uh.

Hey, where you taking that? Henry? Wh-- hey, where you taking that? Henry? Wh-- he just walked right past us.

Henry? Wh-- he just walked right past us.

And I think he was he just walked right past us.

And I think he was drooling again.

And I think he was drooling again.

Fix his nose.

Drooling again.

Fix his nose.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Fix his nose.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Fix his nose.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Fix his nose.

Just hold on.

Fix his nose.

Just hold on.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Just hold on.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Why did you just [ speaks foreign language ]

Why did you just oh.

Why did you just oh.

I said "hit" his nose.

Oh.

I said "hit" his nose.

What's the word for "fix"? I said "hit" his nose.

What's the word for "fix"? Can I please just have what's the word for "fix"? Can I please just have a different medical studen can I please just have a different medical studen a different medical studen hey.

Hey.

That's insensitive.

Hey.

That's insensitive.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

That's insensitive.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Henry.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

Henry.

Hey.

Henry.

Hey.

Why are you putting your prizes hey.

Why are you putting your prizes in that van outside? Why are you putting your prizes in that van outside? Say something.

In that van outside? Say something.

Why is henry acting so weird? Say something.

Why is henry acting so weird? I don't know.

Why is henry acting so weird? I don't know.

But it started when someone I don't know.

But it started when someone video-chatted him.

But it started when someone video-chatted him.

Maybe video-chatted him.

Maybe hypnosis.

Maybe hypnosis.

Hypnosis? Hypnosis.

Hypnosis? Call the kid.

Hypnosis? Call the kid.

Release him from hypnosis.

Call the kid.

Release him from hypnosis.

Copy that.

Release him from hypnosis.

Copy that.

We're going to have hot yogurt.

Copy that.

We're going to have hot yogurt.

Hot yogurt.

We're going to have hot yogurt.

Hot yogurt.

So that's why the cops hot yogurt.

So that's why the cops could never catch the burglar.

So that's why the cops could never catch the burglar.

Because there is no burglar.

Could never catch the burglar.

Because there is no burglar.

Someone figured out a way because there is no burglar.

Someone figured out a way to make people someone figured out a way to make people burgle themselves.

To make people burgle themselves.

What's up, guys? Burgle themselves.

What's up, guys? Hey.

What's up, guys? Hey.

Where'd all my prizes go? Hey.

Where'd all my prizes go? You picked them up, where'd all my prizes go? You picked them up, took them outside, you picked them up, took them outside, and put them in a van.

Took them outside, and put them in a van.

Huh? And put them in a van.

Huh? We'll explain later.

Huh? We'll explain later.

Right now we're going we'll explain later.

Right now we're going to track that van right now we're going to track that van and find your prizes.

To track that van and find your prizes.

And the criminals and find your prizes.

And the criminals who made you and the criminals who made you burglarize yourself.

Who made you burglarize yourself.

Right.

Burglarize yourself.

Right.

But first right.

But first ow.

But first ow.

No.

No, we'll sell you ow.

No.

No, we'll sell you four of the prizes.

No.

No, we'll sell you four of the prizes.

No, just four.

Four of the prizes.

No, just four.

Because we're keeping no, just four.

Because we're keeping the hot yogurt machine.

Because we're keeping the hot yogurt machine.

Yeah we are.

The hot yogurt machine.

Yeah we are.

All right, yeah we are.

All right, they're on their way over all right, they're on their way over with the money.

They're on their way over with the money.

Nice.

With the money.

Nice.

Good.

Nice.

Good.

Sweet.

Good.

Sweet.

Hey! Sweet.

Hey! Get your hands off tha hey! Get your hands off tha hot yogurt machine.

Get your hands off tha hot yogurt machine.

Captain man and kid danger.

Hot yogurt machine.

Captain man and kid danger.

What do you guys want? Captain man and kid danger.

What do you guys want? We want you what do you guys want? We want you to stop hypnotizing we want you to stop hypnotizing innocent game show contestants to stop hypnotizing innocent game show contestants and stealing their prizes.

Innocent game show contestants and stealing their prizes.

Yeah.

That's what we want.

And stealing their prizes.

Yeah.

That's what we want.

You kids make me sad.

Yeah.

That's what we want.

You kids make me sad.

Because you're jerks.

You kids make me sad.

Because you're jerks.

You don't know because you're jerks.

You don't know anything about us.

You don't know anything about us.

You have no idea anything about us.

You have no idea what it's like you have no idea what it's like to spend all day working here.

What it's like to spend all day working here.

Watching other people to spend all day working here.

Watching other people get cool prizes.

Watching other people get cool prizes.

So you think it's okay get cool prizes.

So you think it's okay to hypnotize so you think it's okay to hypnotize innocent prize winners? To hypnotize innocent prize winners? And force them innocent prize winners? And force them to give their prizes back? And force them to give their prizes back? So you guys to give their prizes back? So you guys can sell them for money? So you guys can sell them for money? It's worked out great so far.

Can sell them for money? It's worked out great so far.

Well, yeah.

It's worked out great so far.

Well, yeah.

Made a lot of money.

Well, yeah.

Made a lot of money.

We have no problem with it.

Made a lot of money.

We have no problem with it.

Well, now it's time we have no problem with it.

Well, now it's time for you two to spin and-- well, now it's time for you two to spin and-- and lose.

For you two to spin and-- and lose.

I was going to say that.

And lose.

I was going to say that.

Yeah, sure you were.

I was going to say that.

Yeah, sure you were.

You guys are going yeah, sure you were.

You guys are going to get it now.

You guys are going to get it now.

Girls.

To get it now.

Girls.

Show our contestants girls.

Show our contestants what they've won.

Show our contestants what they've won.

I think those girls what they've won.

I think those girls want to fight us.

I think those girls want to fight us.

I could think want to fight us.

I could think of worse things.

I could think of worse things.

We can't hit girls.

Of worse things.

We can't hit girls.

Right.

We can't hit girls.

Right.

Quinoa.

Right.

Quinoa.

Bok choi.

Quinoa.

Bok choi.

Boo goo.

Bok choi.

Boo goo.

How do we fight them? Boo goo.

How do we fight them? We don't.

How do we fight them? We don't.

Just try to avoid getting hurt.

We don't.

Just try to avoid getting hurt.

But how do we-- just try to avoid getting hurt.

But how do we-- sorry.

But how do we-- sorry.

I'm okay.

Sorry.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Now, hey, listen.

I'm okay.

Now, hey, listen.

Seriously? Now, hey, listen.

Seriously? Okay, okay, now, look.

Seriously? Okay, okay, now, look.

Captain man! Okay, okay, now, look.

Captain man! What? Captain man! What? These girls are dudes.

What? These girls are dudes.

They are dudes.

These girls are dudes.

They are dudes.

Did you know they are dudes.

Did you know they were dudes? Did you know they were dudes? I had no idea.

They were dudes? I had no idea.

Now what? I had no idea.

Now what? Well, now we can hit them now what? Well, now we can hit them as hard and as often as we want.

Well, now we can hit them as hard and as often as we want.

Then let's do that.

As hard and as often as we want.

Then let's do that.

Nah.

Then let's do that.

Nah.

And to think I was going nah.

And to think I was going to ask all three of you ou and to think I was going to ask all three of you ou at the same time.

To ask all three of you ou at the same time.

I guess you're going at the same time.

I guess you're going to call the cops on us now.

I guess you're going to call the cops on us now.

Yeah, I am.

To call the cops on us now.

Yeah, I am.

It's nine, one-- yeah, I am.

It's nine, one-- I know the number.

It's nine, one-- I know the number.

Hey.

I know the number.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Wow.

Hey.

Wow.

What is all this? Wow.

What is all this? The prizes I won what is all this? The prizes I won on the game show.

The prizes I won on the game show.

Whoa.

What's this thing? On the game show.

Whoa.

What's this thing? It's for fighting sharks.

Whoa.

What's this thing? It's for fighting sharks.

It's called a sharkpoon.

It's for fighting sharks.

It's called a sharkpoon.

Mm.

It's called a sharkpoon.

Mm.

Oh, dad, this is my boss mm.

Oh, dad, this is my boss from junk-n-stuff.

Oh, dad, this is my boss from junk-n-stuff.

Oh.

From junk-n-stuff.

Oh.

Ray manchester.

Oh.

Ray manchester.

Oh yeah, ray manchester.

Oh yeah, great to finally meet you.

Oh yeah, great to finally meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Great to finally meet you.

Yeah, you too.

You have a beautiful wife.

Yeah, you too.

You have a beautiful wife.

House.

House.

You have a beautiful wife.

House.

House.

Thanks.

House.

House.

Thanks.

How does a sharkpoon work? Thanks.

How does a sharkpoon work? Be careful with that.

How does a sharkpoon work? Be careful with that.

"Be careful with that.

" Be careful with that.

"Be careful with that.

" So how's your nose? "Be careful with that.

" So how's your nose? Broken.

So how's your nose? Broken.

But it's going to heal.

Broken.

But it's going to heal.

And then will I but it's going to heal.

And then will I look better or worse? And then will I look better or worse? The same.

Look better or worse? The same.

Sorry, dude.

The same.

Sorry, dude.

Okay, people! Sorry, dude.

Okay, people! Who's hungry for something good? Okay, people! Who's hungry for something good? Yeah, I am.

Who's hungry for something good? Yeah, I am.

Definitely.

Yeah, I am.

Definitely.

Okay, cool.

Definitely.

Okay, cool.

Because we got okay, cool.

Because we got hot yogurt.

Because we got hot yogurt.

Hot yogurt.

Hot yogurt.

Hot yogurt.

All right.

Hot yogurt.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

Wow, you won yeah.

Wow, you won a ho-yo machine? Wow, you won a ho-yo machine? Yeah, dad.

A ho-yo machine? Yeah, dad.

Well, I had yeah, dad.

Well, I had a pretty bad day, well, I had a pretty bad day, but this makes up for all the-- a pretty bad day, but this makes up for all the-- sorry, dude.
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