01x17 - Elevator Kiss

[bunniefuu]

[ Music ]

Hey.

Over here.

Hi.

This is my locker, number 67.

Congratulations.

Open it.

You sure you want to do this? Oh yeah, I'm sure.

Well? He's doing it.

Oh my god.

Are we crazy? Is this crazy? I don't know.

It's a little crazy, but it feels good.

But, hey, if you're not sure, you can still think about it.

We could do it tomorrow.

No, tomorrow I'm getting laser eye surgery.

Oh.

Yeah.

Right.

Vision.

Yeah.

And I don't need to think about it.

Let's do this.

Yeah, all right.

Henry! Henry.

Oh, hey, shar.

Hi.

Hey, bianca.

Hi.

We were just going to discuss-- is it true? That they found bigfoo on the moon? You know what I want to know.

Yeah, it's true.

I'm letting bianca share my locker.

[ Gasps ]

Because, you know, her locker's upstairs, but most of her classes are down here, so we figured she might as well keep some of her stuff in my locker.

And because you two like each other.

She liked me first.

Uh-huh.

Son uh-huh.

Son it's time.

Son it's time.

Cool.

It's time.

Cool.

Bianca! Cool.

Bianca! Let's do this! Now, kids, sharing a locker is a big deal.

Right.

We know.

Okay.

Girl, you want to pu your thumb on the pad? I do.

[ Beeping ]

Okay.

You're all set.

Now, remember kids, okay.

You're all set.

Now, remember kids, life is one long disappointment.

Now, remember kids, life is one long disappointment.

Well, try it.

Life is one long disappointment.

Well, try it.

[ Chatter ]

Well, try it.

[ Chatter ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Chatter ]

[ Beeping ]

Now, stomp on this bag [ beeping ]

Now, stomp on this bag of skeezits.

Now, stomp on this bag of skeezits.

Muscle toe.

Of skeezits.

Muscle toe.

Henry! Muscle toe.

Henry! Henry! Henry! Henry! Henry.

Henry! Henry.

Oh, hey, man.

What's up? Henry.

Oh, hey, man.

What's up? I just heard oh, hey, man.

What's up? I just heard you're letting bianca I just heard you're letting bianca share your locker.

You're letting bianca share your locker.

Yeah, I am.

Share your locker.

Yeah, I am.

He is.

Yeah, I am.

He is.

We are.

He is.

We are.

We is.

We are.

We is.

Don't get cute.

We is.

Don't get cute.

When I asked you don't get cute.

When I asked you if I could share your locker, when I asked you if I could share your locker, you told me you weren't ready.

If I could share your locker, you told me you weren't ready.

I know.

You told me you weren't ready.

I know.

But bianca's a girl.

I know.

But bianca's a girl.

Well, that's not my fault.

But bianca's a girl.

Well, that's not my fault.

Sorry, man.

Well, that's not my fault.

Sorry, man.

Hey.

Sorry, man.

Hey.

I know how to make a jasper hey.

I know how to make a jasper feel better.

I know how to make a jasper feel better.

How? Feel better.

How? Free skeezits.

How? Free skeezits.

Really? Free skeezits.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Pre-crushed.

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Pre-crushed.

It all just kind of happened.

Wow.

Pre-crushed.

It all just kind of happened.

My dad was it all just kind of happened.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after-school job.

An irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after-school job.

And by accident, I wanted an after-school job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

Ah! He made me indestructible.

Ah! I went into this crazy store ah! I went into this crazy store and me I went into this crazy store and me a pretty interesting guy.

And me a pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

A pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me he turned out to be who call me he turned out to be you know the name.

He turned out to be you know the name.

Captain man.

You know the name.

Captain man.

That's right, henry.

Captain man.

That's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha that's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha being a superhero in time, I realized tha being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

Being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

Is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart pledge to never ever ever i, henry hart pledge to never ever ever tell anyone pledge to never ever ever tell anyone that I'm captain man's tell anyone that I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

That I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

It is done.

Secret sidekick.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Feels good.

Call it.

Up the tube! Oh, my boot.

Ha! Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, I understand.

Has anyone been hurt? Wait, has anyone called the fire department? What do you mean they're at a softball game? All of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm on my way.

But go ahead and call the police.

Tell them to bring a tranquilizer g*n.

What do you mean the police are all playing softball? Oh, they're playing the fire department.

What? Okay, just tell me what floor it's stuck on.

[ Screaming ]

[ Thud ]

[ Elevator dings ]

Hey, I'm here.

We have two emergencies.

Whoa.

We have two emergencies.

Whoa.

What's going on? Whoa.

What's going on? There's a vicious what's going on? There's a vicious alligator running wild there's a vicious alligator running wild through swellview park.

Alligator running wild through swellview park.

What's a vicious alligator through swellview park.

What's a vicious alligator doing in swellview park? What's a vicious alligator doing in swellview park? Running wild.

Doing in swellview park? Running wild.

And somebody's stuck running wild.

And somebody's stuck in an elevator and somebody's stuck in an elevator on the 79th floor in an elevator on the 79th floor of the nakatomi tower.

On the 79th floor of the nakatomi tower.

Ooh, yikes.

Of the nakatomi tower.

Ooh, yikes.

What are we going to do? Ooh, yikes.

What are we going to do? I'll go rescue the person what are we going to do? I'll go rescue the person from the stuck elevator.

I'll go rescue the person from the stuck elevator.

You go get that alligator.

From the stuck elevator.

You go get that alligator.

No, no, no.

You go get that alligator.

No, no, no.

No way, ray.

No, no, no.

No way, ray.

You can't make henry go ge no way, ray.

You can't make henry go ge a wild alligator by himself.

You can't make henry go ge a wild alligator by himself.

All right, fine.

A wild alligator by himself.

All right, fine.

We'll flip for it.

All right, fine.

We'll flip for it.

I call heads.

We'll flip for it.

I call heads.

I'm taking that quarter I call heads.

I'm taking that quarter out of your paycheck.

I'm taking that quarter out of your paycheck.

Dude, you're indestructible.

Out of your paycheck.

Dude, you're indestructible.

You go get the alligator.

Dude, you're indestructible.

You go get the alligator.

Okay, fine.

You go get the alligator.

Okay, fine.

I'll get the elevator, okay, fine.

I'll get the elevator, you get the alligator.

I'll get the elevator, you get the alligator.

Good.

You get the alligator.

Good.

Wait.

Good.

Wait.

[ Chuckles ]

Wait.

[ Chuckles ]

You almost fell for it.

[ Chuckles ]

You almost fell for it.

That alligator you almost fell for it.

That alligator would have k*lled you.

That alligator would have k*lled you.

Guys.

Would have k*lled you.

Guys.

Go rescue people.

Guys.

Go rescue people.

Right.

Go rescue people.

Right.

Let's chew, then do.

Right.

Let's chew, then do.

Nice one.

Let's chew, then do.

Nice one.

Both: up the tube! Nice one.

Both: up the tube! Well, I'm going to watch both: up the tube! Well, I'm going to watch "dogs got talent.

" Well, I'm going to watch "dogs got talent.

" Oh, look at lolly jump.

"Dogs got talent.

" Oh, look at lolly jump.

Go, lolly.

Oh, look at lolly jump.

Go, lolly.

Help! Go, lolly.

Help! Please help me! Help! Please help me! Hello? Please help me! Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Just hang on.

Can anyone hear me? Just hang on.

Help is on the way.

Just hang on.

Help is on the way.

Please hurry.

Help is on the way.

Please hurry.

Yeah, yeah.

Please hurry.

Yeah, yeah.

I should've gone yeah, yeah.

I should've gone for the alligator.

I should've gone for the alligator.

[ Screams ]

For the alligator.

[ Screams ]

What's happening? [ Screams ]

What's happening? Relax, I'm going what's happening? Relax, I'm going to get you out of there.

Relax, I'm going to get you out of there.

Who are you? To get you out of there.

Who are you? Kid danger.

Who are you? Kid danger.

Oh my god, kid danger.

Oh my god, is captain man with you? Oh my god, is captain man with you? No, just me.

Is captain man with you? No, just me.

Oh.

No, just me.

Oh.

Well, don't act so excited.

Oh.

Well, don't act so excited.

Please hurry.

Well, don't act so excited.

Please hurry.

Please get me please hurry.

Please get me out of this elevator.

Please get me out of this elevator.

I just had laser eye surgery out of this elevator.

I just had laser eye surgery and I can barely see.

I just had laser eye surgery and I can barely see.

Okay.

And I can barely see.

Okay.

Stop whining okay.

Stop whining and move to the side.

Stop whining and move to the side.

I'm going to drop down and move to the side.

I'm going to drop down next to you.

I'm going to drop down next to you.

Okay.

Next to you.

Okay.

[ Screams ]

Okay.

[ Screams ]

It's okay.

It's okay.

[ Screams ]

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's it's okay.

It's okay.

It's you.

It's you.

Kid danger? You.

Kid danger? Yeah.

Yeah.

Kid danger? Yeah.

Yeah.

[ Lowers voice ]

Yeah.

Yeah.

[ Lowers voice ]

I mean, yes, it is.

[ Lowers voice ]

I mean, yes, it is.

I am me.

I mean, yes, it is.

I am me.

Oh, good.

I am me.

Oh, good.

So, you just had oh, good.

So, you just had laser eye surgery? So, you just had laser eye surgery? Uh-huh.

Laser eye surgery? Uh-huh.

Can you see uh-huh.

Can you see this waving motion? Can you see this waving motion? A little bit.

This waving motion? A little bit.

[ Cable creaking ]

A little bit.

[ Cable creaking ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Cable creaking ]

[ Screaming ]

Oh.

[ Screaming ]

Oh.

Oh, we got to get out of here.

Oh.

Oh, we got to get out of here.

Maybe we can-- oh, we got to get out of here.

Maybe we can-- hey, can you hear me maybe we can-- hey, can you hear me in there? Hey, can you hear me in there? Yes! In there? Yes! Yeah, we can hear you! Yes! Yeah, we can hear you! My name is robert kirby, yeah, we can hear you! My name is robert kirby, I'm the building manager! My name is robert kirby, I'm the building manager! Both: hi, robert! I'm the building manager! Both: hi, robert! Who's that in there? Both: hi, robert! Who's that in there? It's kid danger! Who's that in there? It's kid danger! Really? It's kid danger! Really? Is captain man really? Is captain man in there with you? Is captain man in there with you? No! In there with you? No! Oh.

No! Oh.

[ Screaming ]

Oh.

[ Screaming ]

Hey, kid danger? [ Screaming ]

Hey, kid danger? Yeah? Hey, kid danger? Yeah? Can I get a selfie with you? Yeah? Can I get a selfie with you? Let's talk about that later, can I get a selfie with you? Let's talk about that later, robert! Let's talk about that later, robert! Okay, don't forget! Robert! Okay, don't forget! [ Snapping ]

Okay, don't forget! [ Snapping ]

Oh, man, [ snapping ]

Oh, man, the cable's going to snap.

Oh, man, the cable's going to snap.

What happened? The cable's going to snap.

What happened? The elevator kind of left.

What happened? The elevator kind of left.

What? The elevator kind of left.

What? Where'd it go? What? Where'd it go? [ Crashing ]

Where'd it go? [ Crashing ]

About 79 stories down there.

[ Crashing ]

About 79 stories down there.

Oh my god.

About 79 stories down there.

Oh my god.

Don't worry.

Oh my god.

Don't worry.

I got you.

Don't worry.

I got you.

You ready to go up to the roof? I got you.

You ready to go up to the roof? Yeah.

You ready to go up to the roof? Yeah.

In just yeah.

In just just a sec in just just a sec okay.

Just a sec okay.

We should hurry.

Okay.

We should hurry.

Hey, kid danger! We should hurry.

Hey, kid danger! When can I get that selfie hey, kid danger! When can I get that selfie with you? When can I get that selfie with you? Not now, robert! With you? Not now, robert! Hold tight.

Not now, robert! Hold tight.

Okay.

Hold tight.

Okay.

Up the shaft! Okay.

Up the shaft! [ Screams ]

Up the shaft! [ Screams ]

So, I look up, [ screams ]

So, I look up, and I see the cable so, I look up, and I see the cable is about to snap, and I yell, and I see the cable is about to snap, and I yell, "oh, man, it's going to snap!" Is about to snap, and I yell, "oh, man, it's going to snap!" And then it snapped? "Oh, man, it's going to snap!" And then it snapped? And then it snapped.

And then it snapped? And then it snapped.

Whoa.

And then it snapped.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah.

And then, whoosh, yeah.

And then, whoosh, the elevator just drops, and then, whoosh, the elevator just drops, like, bye bye elevator, the elevator just drops, like, bye bye elevator, and I'm just hanging.

Like, bye bye elevator, and I'm just hanging.

So, what about bianca? And I'm just hanging.

So, what about bianca? She was holding onto me.

So, what about bianca? She was holding onto me.

Tight? She was holding onto me.

Tight? Tight.

Tight? Tight.

And then tight.

And then we kissed.

And then we kissed.

Ooh.

We kissed.

Ooh.

Woo.

Ooh.

Woo.

Wait.

Woo.

Wait.

You two kissed? Wait.

You two kissed? While dangling.

You two kissed? While dangling.

Oh, a dangle kiss, wow! While dangling.

Oh, a dangle kiss, wow! Wow.

Oh, a dangle kiss, wow! Wow.

And you're not mad? Wow.

And you're not mad? Pfft.

Mad happy.

And you're not mad? Pfft.

Mad happy.

Why should henry be mad tha pfft.

Mad happy.

Why should henry be mad tha the girl he likes kissed him? Why should henry be mad tha the girl he likes kissed him? Because she didn' the girl he likes kissed him? Because she didn' kiss henry, because she didn' kiss henry, she kissed kid danger.

Kiss henry, she kissed kid danger.

Yeah, and I'm kid danger.

She kissed kid danger.

Yeah, and I'm kid danger.

Both: dur.

Yeah, and I'm kid danger.

Both: dur.

Guys.

Both: dur.

Guys.

We all know guys.

We all know that henry is kid danger.

We all know that henry is kid danger.

Bianca doesn't.

That henry is kid danger.

Bianca doesn't.

Well, yeah, but she bianca doesn't.

Well, yeah, but she oh my god, she's right.

Well, yeah, but she oh my god, she's right.

Dur.

Oh my god, she's right.

Dur.

Bianca cheated on me.

Dur.

Bianca cheated on me.

Oh, come on, bianca cheated on me.

Oh, come on, she didn't really cheat.

Oh, come on, she didn't really cheat.

She did, too.

She didn't really cheat.

She did, too.

She kissed another guy she did, too.

She kissed another guy who I admit was me, she kissed another guy who I admit was me, but she didn't know that.

Who I admit was me, but she didn't know that.

So she cheated.

But she didn't know that.

So she cheated.

Yep.

So she cheated.

Yep.

This steak is good.

Yep.

This steak is good.

Can I have another one? This steak is good.

Can I have another one? Yeah, but that's not steak.

Can I have another one? Yeah, but that's not steak.

Oh.

What is it? Yeah, but that's not steak.

Oh.

What is it? Alligator.

Oh.

What is it? Alligator.

[ Text alert ]

Alligator.

[ Text alert ]

Jasper is going to be here [ text alert ]

Jasper is going to be here in 10 minutes.

Jasper is going to be here in 10 minutes.

Great.

In 10 minutes.

Great.

Yay.

Great.

Yay.

Wee.

Yay.

Wee.

What time's bianca wee.

What time's bianca supposed to get here? What time's bianca supposed to get here? I don't know.

Supposed to get here? I don't know.

I guess it depends I don't know.

I guess it depends on whether or no I guess it depends on whether or no she stops along the way on whether or no she stops along the way to kiss 20 more guys.

She stops along the way to kiss 20 more guys.

Okay, dude, to kiss 20 more guys.

Okay, dude, you're a little out of control.

Okay, dude, you're a little out of control.

No, I'm in complete control.

You're a little out of control.

No, I'm in complete control.

[ Grunting ]

No, I'm in complete control.

[ Grunting ]

How are we all going [ grunting ]

How are we all going to play a game tonigh how are we all going to play a game tonigh if you're this mad at bianca? To play a game tonigh if you're this mad at bianca? I'm not mad.

If you're this mad at bianca? I'm not mad.

Yes you are.

I'm not mad.

Yes you are.

Dang right I'm mad.

Yes you are.

Dang right I'm mad.

And it's bianca's faul dang right I'm mad.

And it's bianca's faul because she never should've and it's bianca's faul because she never should've kissed kid danger.

Because she never should've kissed kid danger.

We should cancel game night.

Kissed kid danger.

We should cancel game night.

We're not canceling we should cancel game night.

We're not canceling game night.

We're not canceling game night.

You're too mad game night.

You're too mad to play a game.

You're too mad to play a game.

I'm very good to play a game.

I'm very good at hiding my anger.

I'm very good at hiding my anger.

See me smile? At hiding my anger.

See me smile? Dah.

See me smile? Dah.

Okay, jasper.

Dah.

Okay, jasper.

Name the famous celebrity okay, jasper.

Name the famous celebrity from the 1960s who was also name the famous celebrity from the 1960s who was also the third man from the 1960s who was also the third man to walk on the moon.

The third man to walk on the moon.

Sammy davis junior.

To walk on the moon.

Sammy davis junior.

Correct.

Sammy davis junior.

Correct.

[ Bells dinging ]

Correct.

[ Bells dinging ]

Okay, your turn, henry.

[ Bells dinging ]

Okay, your turn, henry.

Yeah.

Okay, your turn, henry.

Yeah.

My turn.

Yeah.

My turn.

He got an eight.

My turn.

He got an eight.

All: wazzle.

He got an eight.

All: wazzle.

All right, bianca.

All: wazzle.

All right, bianca.

Name taylor swift's all right, bianca.

Name taylor swift's second hit song name taylor swift's second hit song and the most popular desser second hit song and the most popular desser in wisconsin.

And the most popular desser in wisconsin.

Um in wisconsin.

Um hey, if you're not sure, um hey, if you're not sure, why don't you just cheat? Hey, if you're not sure, why don't you just cheat? Are you mad at me why don't you just cheat? Are you mad at me about something? Are you mad at me about something? I don't know, should I be? About something? I don't know, should I be? I'm just trying I don't know, should I be? I'm just trying to play the game.

I'm just trying to play the game.

Well I'm trying to play the game.

Well I'm trying to play the game of life well I'm trying to play the game of life the right way.

To play the game of life the right way.

I'm starting a worm farm.

The right way.

I'm starting a worm farm.

Excuse me, I'm starting a worm farm.

Excuse me, where's the bathroom? Excuse me, where's the bathroom? Why? Where's the bathroom? Why? Need to wash your dirty hands? Why? Need to wash your dirty hands? It's back through there need to wash your dirty hands? It's back through there down the hall.

It's back through there down the hall.

Thanks.

Down the hall.

Thanks.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Thanks.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Piper, go see [ doorbell rings ]

Piper, go see who's at the door.

Piper, go see who's at the door.

Dang it.

Who's at the door.

Dang it.

I'll go see who's at the door dang it.

I'll go see who's at the door because I want to go see I'll go see who's at the door because I want to go see who's at the door, because I want to go see who's at the door, not because you told me to.

Who's at the door, not because you told me to.

Hi.

Not because you told me to.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey, oliver, hi.

Hey, oliver, what are you doing here? Hey, oliver, what are you doing here? I heard you were what are you doing here? I heard you were playing a game.

I heard you were playing a game.

We are.

Playing a game.

We are.

Did someone invite you? We are.

Did someone invite you? No.

Did someone invite you? No.

Come on in, neesha! No.

Come on in, neesha! Who's that? Come on in, neesha! Who's that? My great grandma.

Who's that? My great grandma.

I'm ready to play.

My great grandma.

I'm ready to play.

Hey, piper, will you come I'm ready to play.

Hey, piper, will you come be oliver's game partner? Hey, piper, will you come be oliver's game partner? Yeah, whatever.

Be oliver's game partner? Yeah, whatever.

Hey, I love that blue soap yeah, whatever.

Hey, I love that blue soap in your bathroom.

Hey, I love that blue soap in your bathroom.

You probably love the soap in your bathroom.

You probably love the soap in all guys' bathrooms.

You probably love the soap in all guys' bathrooms.

Who's that chick? In all guys' bathrooms.

Who's that chick? She's bianca.

Who's that chick? She's bianca.

Hi.

She's bianca.

Hi.

The bianca that got rescued hi.

The bianca that got rescued by kid danger yesterday? The bianca that got rescued by kid danger yesterday? Uh-huh.

By kid danger yesterday? Uh-huh.

Oh my god.

Uh-huh.

Oh my god.

I heard on the news oh my god.

I heard on the news that you and kid danger I heard on the news that you and kid danger were dangling by a rope that you and kid danger were dangling by a rope in an elevator shaft.

Were dangling by a rope in an elevator shaft.

Yeah.

In an elevator shaft.

Yeah.

I'd just gotten laser surgery yeah.

I'd just gotten laser surgery on my eyes and-- I'd just gotten laser surgery on my eyes and-- yeah, blah, blah.

On my eyes and-- yeah, blah, blah.

Tell me about kid danger.

Yeah, blah, blah.

Tell me about kid danger.

Yeah, tell me tell me about kid danger.

Yeah, tell me about kid danger.

Yeah, tell me about kid danger.

Tell us.

About kid danger.

Tell us.

Okay, well, tell us.

Okay, well, I was in the elevator okay, well, I was in the elevator and it got stuck.

I was in the elevator and it got stuck.

Yeah, and? And it got stuck.

Yeah, and? And kid danger showed up.

Yeah, and? And kid danger showed up.

Yeah, and? And kid danger showed up.

Yeah, and? And the elevator fell, yeah, and? And the elevator fell, but kid danger saved me.

And the elevator fell, but kid danger saved me.

Yeah, and? But kid danger saved me.

Yeah, and? And then he got us yeah, and? And then he got us up on the roof, and then he got us up on the roof, a helicopter picked us up.

Up on the roof, a helicopter picked us up.

And that was it.

A helicopter picked us up.

And that was it.

You sure and that was it.

You sure you're not leaving anything out? You sure you're not leaving anything out? What's wrong with you? You're not leaving anything out? What's wrong with you? Oh, I don't know.

What's wrong with you? Oh, I don't know.

Maybe someone kicked me oh, I don't know.

Maybe someone kicked me in the heart.

Maybe someone kicked me in the heart.

I got a seven.

In the heart.

I got a seven.

All: wazzle.

I got a seven.

All: wazzle.

You didn't say wazzle.

All: wazzle.

You didn't say wazzle.

Maybe I don't wan you didn't say wazzle.

Maybe I don't wan to say wazzle.

Maybe I don't wan to say wazzle.

Fair enough.

To say wazzle.

Fair enough.

And maybe I don't want to be fair enough.

And maybe I don't want to be bianca's game partner anymore.

And maybe I don't want to be bianca's game partner anymore.

Sorry, guys, bianca's game partner anymore.

Sorry, guys, but I'm going to go.

Sorry, guys, but I'm going to go.

Wazzle.

But I'm going to go.

Wazzle.

Will you please tell henry wazzle.

Will you please tell henry he's overreacting? Will you please tell henry he's overreacting? You're overreacting.

He's overreacting? You're overreacting.

No, I'm not.

You're overreacting.

No, I'm not.

And guess what? No, I'm not.

And guess what? What? And guess what? What? When I ge what? When I ge to school tomorrow, when I ge to school tomorrow, I'm going to have to school tomorrow, I'm going to have the maintenance guy I'm going to have the maintenance guy come to my locker the maintenance guy come to my locker and de-activate come to my locker and de-activate bianca's thumb print.

And de-activate bianca's thumb print.

But you just started bianca's thumb print.

But you just started sharing your locker with her.

But you just started sharing your locker with her.

I knew it wouldn't last.

Sharing your locker with her.

I knew it wouldn't last.

So, henry, I knew it wouldn't last.

So, henry, you really liked bianca? So, henry, you really liked bianca? I did.

You really liked bianca? I did.

And now you think I did.

And now you think she's a bad person and now you think she's a bad person because she kissed kid danger.

She's a bad person because she kissed kid danger.

[ Squeals ]

Because she kissed kid danger.

[ Squeals ]

Which is you.

[ Squeals ]

Which is you.

She didn't know it was me.

Which is you.

She didn't know it was me.

You know, she didn't know it was me.

You know, I bet you she'd dump me you know, I bet you she'd dump me for kid danger in a second.

I bet you she'd dump me for kid danger in a second.

Well, if you're for kid danger in a second.

Well, if you're so sure of that, well, if you're so sure of that, why don't you find out? So sure of that, why don't you find out? Huh? Why don't you find out? Huh? Find out how? Huh? Find out how? Rescue her again.

Find out how? Rescue her again.

Exactly.

Rescue her again.

Exactly.

Yeah, and then exactly.

Yeah, and then after you rescue her, yeah, and then after you rescue her, see if you can really get her after you rescue her, see if you can really get her to fall in love with kid danger.

See if you can really get her to fall in love with kid danger.

And what am I supposed to fall in love with kid danger.

And what am I supposed to rescue her from? And what am I supposed to rescue her from? Two teenage thugs.

To rescue her from? Two teenage thugs.

Yeah.

Two teenage thugs.

Yeah.

Bad teenage boys.

Eh? Yeah.

Bad teenage boys.

Eh? Eh? Bad teenage boys.

Eh? Eh? [ Chuckling ]

Eh? [ Chuckling ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Sighing ]

Okay, you guys [ sighing ]

Okay, you guys look so stupid.

Okay, you guys look so stupid.

No we don't.

Look so stupid.

No we don't.

We look just like no we don't.

We look just like typical rotten teenagers.

We look just like typical rotten teenagers.

Yeah, we're bad news teens.

Typical rotten teenagers.

Yeah, we're bad news teens.

Yeah, we don't care abou yeah, we're bad news teens.

Yeah, we don't care abou no rules.

Yeah, we don't care abou no rules.

Get out of my room, mom.

No rules.

Get out of my room, mom.

I hate you.

Gah.

Get out of my room, mom.

I hate you.

Gah.

[ Grunting ]

I hate you.

Gah.

[ Grunting ]

Okay, bianca's on her way.

[ Grunting ]

Okay, bianca's on her way.

You know what to do? Okay, bianca's on her way.

You know what to do? Yeah, yeah.

You know what to do? Yeah, yeah.

Just go, go, go.

Yeah, yeah.

Just go, go, go.

All right.

All right.

Just go, go, go.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

[ Grunts ]

All right.

[ Grunts ]

Hey, hey, hey.

[ Grunts ]

Hey, hey, hey.

Where you going? Hey, hey, hey.

Where you going? Yeah, where you going? Where you going? Yeah, where you going? To talk to a teacher.

Yeah, where you going? To talk to a teacher.

Oh, I don't think so.

To talk to a teacher.

Oh, I don't think so.

We don't think so.

Oh, I don't think so.

We don't think so.

Yeah, no, no, no.

We don't think so.

Yeah, no, no, no.

That ain't happening.

Yeah, no, no, no.

That ain't happening.

Nuh-uh.

That ain't happening.

Nuh-uh.

You going nowhere, girl.

Nuh-uh.

You going nowhere, girl.

That's right.

You going nowhere, girl.

That's right.

Who are you guys? That's right.

Who are you guys? Both: oh.

Who are you guys? Both: oh.

Hey, give me my phone.

Both: oh.

Hey, give me my phone.

No.

Hey, give me my phone.

No.

We're not going to.

No.

We're not going to.

We're going to delete we're not going to.

We're going to delete some of your contacts.

We're going to delete some of your contacts.

And then I'm going some of your contacts.

And then I'm going to punch your dad.

And then I'm going to punch your dad.

What? To punch your dad.

What? Hey! What? Hey! Leave her alone! Hey! Leave her alone! Kid danger! Leave her alone! Kid danger! Don't get nervous.

Kid danger! Don't get nervous.

It's two against one.

Don't get nervous.

It's two against one.

Yeah.

It's two against one.

Yeah.

You sure you want to mess yeah.

You sure you want to mess with two tough teenagers you sure you want to mess with two tough teenagers like us? With two tough teenagers like us? Because if you do, like us? Because if you do, we're going to-- because if you do, we're going to-- [ zapping ]

We're going to-- [ zapping ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

Whoa.

[ Grunting ]

Whoa.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Whoa.

Ugh.

Ugh.

All right.

Ugh.

Ugh.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

All right, that's enough.

Okay.

All right.

All right, that's enough.

Then get out of here.

All right, that's enough.

Then get out of here.

And drag your friend with you.

Then get out of here.

And drag your friend with you.

Okay, okay.

And drag your friend with you.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, you better exit! Okay, okay.

Yeah, you better exit! I think this phone yeah, you better exit! I think this phone belongs to you.

I think this phone belongs to you.

Thanks.

Belongs to you.

Thanks.

That was amazing.

Thanks.

That was amazing.

Ah, I don't sweat guys that was amazing.

Ah, I don't sweat guys like that.

Ah, I don't sweat guys like that.

No, I mean, like that.

No, I mean, that's the second time no, I mean, that's the second time this week you've rescued me.

That's the second time this week you've rescued me.

Maybe you'd like this week you've rescued me.

Maybe you'd like to thank me for that.

Maybe you'd like to thank me for that.

You don't want to kiss me? To thank me for that.

You don't want to kiss me? No.

You don't want to kiss me? No.

We kissed before.

No.

We kissed before.

Yeah, but that was a mistake.

We kissed before.

Yeah, but that was a mistake.

Look, I really appreciate you yeah, but that was a mistake.

Look, I really appreciate you rescuing me.

Look, I really appreciate you rescuing me.

But rescuing me.

But I like somebody else.

But I like somebody else.

Oh.

I like somebody else.

Oh.

But I'm a superhero's sidekick.

Oh.

But I'm a superhero's sidekick.

I know.

But I'm a superhero's sidekick.

I know.

And you're really nice I know.

And you're really nice and awesome and everything, and you're really nice and awesome and everything, but-- and awesome and everything, but-- hey, I get it.

But-- hey, I get it.

Thanks for understanding.

Hey, I get it.

Thanks for understanding.

Sure.

Thanks for understanding.

Sure.

So, this other guy you like, sure.

So, this other guy you like, I guess so, this other guy you like, I guess he's pretty good looking.

I guess he's pretty good looking.

Yeah, he's really cute.

He's pretty good looking.

Yeah, he's really cute.

And funny.

Yeah, he's really cute.

And funny.

Uh-huh.

And funny.

Uh-huh.

Super smart.

Uh-huh.

Super smart.

Eh.

Super smart.

Eh.

He's smart enough.

Eh.

He's smart enough.

Oh my gosh, look! He's smart enough.

Oh my gosh, look! Kid danger, right here oh my gosh, look! Kid danger, right here in our school! Kid danger, right here in our school! Yes.

In our school! Yes.

Wow, I would love yes.

Wow, I would love to get to know you, wow, I would love to get to know you, but you probably have all kinds to get to know you, but you probably have all kinds of important things to do but you probably have all kinds of important things to do so I guess of important things to do so I guess you're about to leave.

So I guess you're about to leave.

Right.

You're about to leave.

Right.

You be careful, miss.

Right.

You be careful, miss.

I will.

You be careful, miss.

I will.

Oh, and that guy you like? I will.

Oh, and that guy you like? You should make him a pie.

Oh, and that guy you like? You should make him a pie.

Well, bye.

You should make him a pie.

Well, bye.

Okay, this is amazing pie.

Well, bye.

Okay, this is amazing pie.

Ooh, it's so good.

Okay, this is amazing pie.

Ooh, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Let's give it up oh, yeah.

Let's give it up for bianca's coconut cream pie.

Let's give it up for bianca's coconut cream pie.

[ Cheering ]

For bianca's coconut cream pie.

[ Cheering ]

Best pie.

[ Cheering ]

Best pie.

Okay, my turn.

Best pie.

Okay, my turn.

Well, roll the dice, then.

Okay, my turn.

Well, roll the dice, then.

Yeah, baby.

Well, roll the dice, then.

Yeah, baby.

I got a six.

Yeah, baby.

I got a six.

All: wazzle.

I got a six.

All: wazzle.

[ Bells dinging ]

All: wazzle.

[ Bells dinging ]

To pie.

[ Bells dinging ]

To pie.

To pie.

To pie.

To pie.

All: aw.

To pie.

All: aw.

Wazzle.

[ Oven bell ]