- Hey, look at you on
your first day of work.
You even look adorable
covered in Splat spew.
- Yeah, I'm all dirty
from cleaning the tubes.
Jay Jay doesn't know
how I do it.
[arm squeaking]
- Wow, now I know who to call
when I accidentally
flush an earring
down the toilet.
- Yep, you call me,
I'll call a plumber.
- Well, anyway, good luck
with your first day of work
and stay on your toes--
all of them.
- Shhh. Quiet.
You're the only person who
knows about my bonus toe.
Well, you and that dude
at the sandal store.
- Hey, I think
your bonus toe is cute.
- Well, I don't.
It's my secret shame.
My hairy, pointed-
the-wrong-way shame.
- Link, you can trust me, okay?
We're in the secret-sharing
phase now that
we're officially "Phoebink."
- Unh.
- "Linkebe."
- Uh...
- Okay, our names
don't go together,
but we do.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Guys, I found us
a new drummer.
This is Wolfgang.
- That's a weird name.
What's up? I'm Oyster.
- And I'm Gideon.
I'm kinda the heart throb
of this band.
- Wolfgang is exactly
what we've been looking for.
There's just one tiny catch.
- [speaking German]
Wolfgang!
- He's a foreign
exchange student
who only speaks German.
Oh, by the way, Gideon,
he lives with your family now.
- Fine, but I'm not
sharing my water bed.
- How about we celebrate
with a rock feast?
- [button beeping]
- One taco?
- It's all we can afford, bro.
- ALL: [clamoring]
- Hi, guys!
You're a band, right?
- Yeah--unless you're lookin'
for a stolen cowbell.
Then, no.
- [tapping cowbell]
- I'm holding auditions
to hire a band
to play here every Saturday.
- Cool!
- Awesome!
- Wolfgang!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
A band of our caliber
comes at a price.
- The pay is free food.
- That's the price.
- Wait, how can we be
the Splatburger band,
if we don't have
a single good song?
- What about
the new song I wrote?
Everyone will love it.
Watch.
♪ Words words words
words are for nerds ♪
♪ Nerds nerds nerds
are using the words ♪
♪ So we won't use words ♪
- [electric guitar
high notes]
- [buttons beeping]
- ♪ Words words words
words are for nerds ♪
- Uh-oh, they're
ordering tomatoes.
We should stop them.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
- You really shouldn't try
so hard on your first day.
- ♪ Words are for nerds ♪
- [tomatoes splatting]
- [one note playing]
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Our band needs a new hit song
and I've got nothing.
Colosso, what rhymes
with snot rocket?
- You stink at writing
songs--ocket.
- Whatever--like you know
anything about making music.
- For your information,
I once dropped
my own rap album.
- ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
- ♪ I hipped and I hopped
I could go non-stop ♪
♪ Because I am a bunny
and carrots are my-- ♪
- Enough!
That sounds awful.
- Yeah, well, I didn't
say I wrote good music.
To do that you need
to have a heart
and supervillains
like us don't have one.
- Hey, I have a heart, okay?
It's just...
filled with spiders
and black licorice.
Maybe I don't have what it
takes to write a good song.
- Link is seriously
the best boyfriend ever.
- I know. I feel like
every time I turn around,
he's giving you another gift.
- [arm squeaking]
- [gasping]
- [arm squeaking]
- [door closes]
- See? You're dating
a gift ninja.
- Yeah, I'm running
out of space in my diary
to write about him.
Seven hundred pages
of passion and poetry
straight from the heart.
- The tree that d*ed
to make that diary
dies a little more every
time you write in it.
- Max, if you want a hit song
with meaning and passion,
you need to get that diary.
- Well, I can never
find her diary.
She hides it ever since Billy
did a book report on it.
- Well, then, you've gotta
sneak into her room
and see where she puts it.
- How would I do that?
Hide inside of
a giant teddy bear?
- ♪
- Aw, the gift ninja
struck again.
[sighing]
I wonder what my sweetie
wrote this time?
"Here's this. From Link."
Well, they can't
all be winners.
[kisses bear]
- Dr. Colosso, you pooped in
our shoes for the last time.
- You can't prove it was me.
- We found your
tiny toilet paper.
- And your tiny magazines.
Maybe a ride on the twirl
and hurl will teach you.
Super-spin him, Billy.
- [zooming]
- COLOSSO: Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Stop spinnin' me!
I'm gonna puke!
- What's going on here?
- We were just
getting Dr. Colosso back
for pooping in our shoes.
- What makes you think
acting like that is okay?
- Colosso! You pooped
in my shoes!
I'm canceling your tiny
magazine subscription--
after I cancel you.
- Hank!
I think the kids have
been picking up
some ugly behavior from you.
- Uh! Uh-oh, here comes lunch!
- [vomit splattering]
- BARB: [screaming]
- You puked on my new shoes!
Oh, eat lightning, barf bunny!
[powers zapping]
- COLOSSO: [yelping]
- Correction.
They've been picking up
ugly behavior from us.
- ♪
- [door opens, closes]
- Okay, Dr. Colosso,
we've been at each other's
throats lately
and that's about to end.
- Mom's gonna light him up.
- You are about to get a taste
of what you deserve.
- Here it comes.
- Carrot cake!
- BILLY, NORA, COLOSSO:
What?!
- We wanted to apologize
for raising our voices
at you earlier.
- Oh, thanks, guys.
I look forward to pooping
this into your shoes.
- Ho, ho, ho, Colosso.
You are a scamp!
- What's going on here?
- Oh, I get it.
[zooming]
It's backwards day.
- Can somebody tell me
what's going on here?
Billy's clothes
are on backwards
and he's making more
sense than you two.
- Your father and I need
to set a better example.
So, from now on, we're gonna
be nice to Dr. Colosso,
even if he's not
being nice to us.
- Yes, because
we are superheroes
and we must never stoop
to a supervillain's level.
- COLOSSO: Saved ya
a slice, Hank!
- [cake splatting]
- Thanks, my furry friend.
See? No stooping.
- [cake splatting]
- [laughing]
- JAY JAY: That was great.
Thank you.
- Hey, Max, your new
lyrics are incredible.
- [speaking German]
- You're a real softy,
aren't you?
- Yeah, I'm just
a big old teddy bear.
- Okay, you guys are up.
- Let's go.
All right, this song
means a lot to me
as an artist, songwriter
and someone who likes free food.
Hit it, boys!
- ♪
♪ You got a little secret ♪
♪ Something I never knew ♪
♪ But what's so special ♪
♪ Is the trust
between me and you ♪
♪ I care about you deeply ♪
♪ I want you to know ♪
♪ I'll never speak a word
about your bonus toe ♪
- ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
- ♪ It's no biggie ♪
- ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
- ♪ So get jiggy ♪
- ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
- ♪ With your extra piggy ♪
♪ I'll never speak a word
about your bonus toe ♪
- That's enough!
That's enough!
Wow!
[laughing]
Just give us a sec, okay?
- Max, I need to talk to you.
- Sorry, Link,
no autographs for dudes.
- N-N-N-No.
Did you find out about
my extra toe from Phoebe?
- Oh, um, technically, yes.
Is it weird that
I'm dying to see it?
- I can't believe
she told you my secret.
- You'd better get some
more songs ready.
You boys are the house
band at Splatburger!
- CROWD: [applauding]
- BAND: [hooting]
- Hey, Link. What time you
gettin' off work?
I actually flushed
an earring down the toilet.
- Was that before or after
you flushed my trust?
- What are you talking about?
- You know what you did.
I don't think we should
see each other any more.
- Wait, Link, you can't
just leave.
- Right, my shift's
not over yet.
- ♪ Your bonus toe ♪
- Good rehearsal, guys.
- Wolfgang!
- Wolfgang's right.
It wasn't good.
We just played
our one song over and over.
- Yeah, bro, if we wanna keep
our gig, and get free food,
we need more good
songs like "Bonus Toe."
- Hey, relax. Maxie's gonna
write us a hit.
You guys go home.
I just need to find
my inspiration.
And by that I mean take
a peek in Phoebe's diary.
- Congrats, Max.
Not only did you crush
that audition,
but you also crushed
your sister's heart.
[laughing]
- Come on, Phoebe'll be fine.
Link will get over it and
they'll get back together.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a giant teddy bear
to crawl into.
- ♪
- That Link is such a jerk
for breaking up with you.
Hey, I know what'll make
you feel better.
Boys are stupid!
Boys are disgusting!
Boys are--
Wait, this bear's
a boy, right?
- Well, it won't tell me what
I did wrong--so probably.
[sighing]
[grunt of effort]
- [heavy thud]
- What's the use?
Drop-kicking this bear
isn't gonna help me
find out why Link
broke up with me.
But maybe this note
I wrote him will.
I really poured
my heart into it.
- This is the most beautiful,
romantic thing I have ever read.
- Can you just take
it to Link for me, please?
- Of course.
- [exhales]
[grunt of effort]
- [door opens, closes]
- [heavy thudding]
- MAX: [yelping]
- Cherry, wait, don't go!
- What's up?
- I really need to talk to you.
- Aw, Max.
I'm flattered, but you're
my best friend's brother
and I just don't think--
- I'm not asking you out.
I wanna deliver that
note to Link myself
and talk to him,
guy-to-guy, to fix this.
- That is so sweet of you
to help Phoebe like that.
- Okay, don't tell Phoebe
I took the note.
I don't want her to
think I care about her.
- You secretly have a heart.
Are you sure you
don't wanna ask me out?
Yeah, because I'd say--
- [door slamming]
- Hello, new hit song.
- You talkin' to me?
Well, I'm the only holiday
creature here,
so you must be talkin' to me.
- You chewed holes
into all our clothes?
- I'm not answering
that question
until I put on
my lawyer costume.
- I can't wear these shorts.
Everyone will know that
I'm going through
a "no underwear" phase.
- Hey, so, how are you two
planning to get me back?
Am I gonna need a barf bag?
- Yeah, 'cause here comes
the twirl and hurl!
- No, Billy!
Remember, we don't
do that anymore.
- What gives?
First your parents are
all sunshine to me
and now you two
won't punish me?
Oh, no, am I not
annoying anymore?
- Mom and dad taught
us that a superhero
should never stoop
to a supervillain's level.
- So, we're going to
be nice to you, too--
no matter what.
- Is that so?
- Come on, Billy.
Mom said she'd take us
clothes shopping at the mall.
Yes, you need to
wear underwear.
- COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
Oyster, Gideon, and strange
German kid approaching.
- Hey, guys, get the new
song lyrics I sent ya?
What's happening?
Are you guys okay?
- The real question is--
are you okay?
- We read your song.
We know you're in pain.
- Strudel?
- Save your strudel.
It's just a song, guys.
- "My heart skipped a b*at
when I saw you before.
But now I'm not sure my heart
even works anymore."
That's not a song, bro,
it's a cry for help.
- Don't you think I was
just being a normal,
over-dramatic teenaged girl--
er, boy--because I'm a boy.
- Only true pain could
write words like that.
I know. I was once
b*rned pretty bad by a girl.
Like actually b*rned.
With a curling iron.
- We've all been there.
But Max has it worse.
- I do?
- Yeah, that whole part
in the song about
not knowing what
you did wrong.
- [sobbing] I don't even
know what I did wrong.
- I wanna help you, sweetie,
but there's only one person
who can tell you that.
- [sobbing]
- I know.
- [groaning]
I'll be right back.
- He's not gonna eat it.
Group strudel!
- Link and I had
the kind of relationship
where we could share
anything with each other.
- I know you did, honey.
- Now he won't even
respond to my note.
- Oh, that's because
boys are stupid.
- [mouth full of ice cream]
I know!
- Phoebe, I need to talk
to you about Link.
- Don't say his name!
I'll be in the fridge.
- [whipping cream spraying]
- Max...Max,
just leave her alone.
She doesn't wanna think
about you know who.
Oh, I hope she
doesn't find the--
- Sausage links?!
[sobbing]
[screaming, sobbing]
- ♪
- Welcome home, family.
- Dad, what's happening?
- I don't know.
- Come on, you've all been
so kind to me lately.
I wanted to make you dinner.
- Wow, Mom, Colosso's learning
from your example, too.
- Yeah, I didn't expect this.
But maybe our efforts
inspired change.
Nope, old leaves and grass.
We're not eating this.
- Really? What kind of lesson
are you teaching your children,
if you won't even try it?
- BARB: [sighing]
Mmmm, that's some good grass.
- I can't believe we've
been raking this up
and just throwing it away.
- Come on, kids, eat up.
You don't want your parents to
think you're being mean to me.
- Mmm, tastes like that
time I tripped in soccer.
- This is delicious!
Where'd you get it?
- The Hiddenville Dog Park!
- HANK, BARB, NORA:
[sputtering]
- I don't care what lesson
I'm teaching my kids,
I am done being nice to you!
- Let me laser him, Dad!
- I'm fryin' this bunny!
- COLOSSO: [laughing]
Finally, you all
hate me again!
- Wait, you want us
to get mad at you?
- Yes, I'm a supervillain.
If I'm not annoying superheroes,
I have nothing to live for.
- So, in a weird way,
what I'm about to do
is how you prefer
to be treated.
- Your move, doody-mouth.
[laughing]
Whoa-a-a-a-a-a!
- [heavy thud]
- COLOSSO: Hello! That's
what I'm talkin' about!
- Billy, stop eating
the dog grass.
- [snarling like dog]
- Hey, make sure you open
with "Bonus Toe."
That song inspired my new
line of appe-toe-sers.
- Fried toe-tellini.
Maca-toe-ni and cheese?
- JAY JAY: [laughing]
- Boy, you really
went all out.
- Dude, what about our pay?
- Ah.
[clearing throat]
- Sweaches!
Our own private tube.
- Wolfgang tubin'!
- Sorry, no eats till
you drop the beats.
- Phoebe, you came.
- Yeah, Link texted me
and said he was sorry
for being a super
stretchy jerkface
who smells like coleslaw.
- I never sent you a text.
- You didn't?
- Okay, so I might have hacked
Link's phone and texted you.
But he does smell
like coleslaw.
- Why would you do that?
- Because I needed
to get you here
so I could talk
to you and Link.
Here's the deal, right?
- I don't wanna hear anything
you have to say, Max.
- Me, neither.
I'm going home.
- Come on, Max,
we've gotta play now.
- Phoebe, don't go!
♪ There's something
you gotta know ♪
- What are you doing, dude?
We're supposed to
play "Bonus Toe."
- All right, new plan.
Watch me for the changes.
Try to keep up.
♪ This is a song about Phoebe ♪
♪ So Link put down
that drinky ♪
♪ Phoebe didn't tell me
about your extra piggy ♪
♪ I needed a song
to get my band this giggy ♪
♪ So I stole a page
from her diary ♪
♪ And I passed it off
as a song ♪
♪ Diary ♪
♪ Phoebe wasn't the one
who broke your trust ♪
♪ It was her awesome
brother--Maximus! ♪
See you next week.
- I'm so sorry,
Phoebe. I...
When I thought that
you told Max my secret,
I was so hurt, I...
I couldn't even talk to you.
- Link, I would never do that.
You mean so much to me.
Didn't you read my note?
- What note?
- [tiny voice]
This note.
- All right, new rule.
Whenever something doesn't
seem right between us,
we assume Max has
done something terrible.
- [laughing]
Deal.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- JAY JAY:
[clearing throat]
- Okay, let me explain why
we didn't play "Bonus Toe."
It's actually quite touching.
Phoebe and Link--
- You're fired!
- Well, you just missed out
on a really great story.
You would have loved
the part about the bear.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get us fired.
- Apologize later
and help us load up.
- Wolfgang swiped
Jay Jay's tube remote.
- Wolfgang is swipin'.
- Hey, get away from that tube!
- Busted! Run!
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- [heavy thudding]
- [drum bangs]
- Ah, revenge. Check!
- ♪
02x22 - One Hit Thunder
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.