02x24 - A Hero Is Born

[bunniefuu]

- [sirens wailing]
- PHOEBE: Run!

- [alarm blaring]

- Wait for me!
- I got ya, buddy!

No-o-o-o-o-o!

- COLOSSO NARRATING: That's me,
your old pal Dr. Colosso.

How did I end up like this?

Well, it all started out like
any other normal day.

- [doorbell ringing]

- Phoebe, I really
need your help!!

- Okay, you're talking loud,
so you must be nervous.

Oh, my gosh,
Joey finally asked you out!

- And now we're meeting
for pizza at : !!

What do I do?!!

- Okay, relax.
Let's clap this out.

Calm down.
You're with your bestie.

Just remember--
he's only a boy.

He's just as
nervous as you are.

And your hair is tote of it.

Better?
- [sighing] Thank you.

I always feel better
when you're around.

[gasping]
You should come with me.

- Wouldn't Joey think
that's weird?

- Not as weird as
shattering his eardrums.

I'll have him invite
his best friend.

- Neil? The one who only
eats blender food?

- Hey, you haven't lived

until you've had one
of his cheeseburger milkshakes.

- Actually, I think I'm alive

because I haven't had one of his
cheeseburger milkshakes.

- Please, Phoebe,
I have been crushing on Joey

ever since my second time
through the fourth grade.

- All right. Fine.

If it means that much to you,
I will be there.

- Really? Oh, you're
the best friend ever!

- I don't know this move.

- Thank you!
I'll see you at Wong's.

- Hey, Dad, will you put
together my new dollhouse today?

It's only pieces.

- Oh, I can think of reasons
why I don't wanna do that.

- Please, Daddy? For me.

- Oh, ho, ho, ho.

How can I say "No"
to my baby girl?

[kissing]

- How do you do that?

- Cuteness is
my other superpower.

- Oh, isn't it
a beautiful morning?

The sun is shining,
the birds are singing,

[powers zapping]
Oh!

- Mom's nuking
the coffee maker.

- Are you feeling okay, Barb?

- Yeah, just a weird
little power surge.

I guess I'll have
some toast, instead.

[powers zapping]

- And there goes the toaster.

- Why is Mom destroying
the kitchen?

- I'm probably just
coming down with a cold.

- Let's do a quick body scan
just to be sure.

- [computer scan humming]

- Is Mom okay, Dad?
- Of course she is, Billy.

There's three explanations

for why your Mom's
getting power surges--

a simple head cold,

a disturbance
in the stratosphere or...

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Congratulations.

Barb Thunderman is pregnant.

- Ohhhh...
[heavy thud]

- COMPUTER VOICE: And Hank
Thunderman has passed out.

- ♪

- Oh, my gosh, Mom,
you're having a baby!

I can't believe it.

- Sometimes these things
aren't accurate.

Your Mom did have
a big burrito last night.

Let's give it one more go.

- [computer scan humming]

- COMPUTER VOICE:
Barb Thunderman--still pregnant.

- NORA: Yay!
- HANK: [laughing]

- How do you feel, Mom?

- I'm happy and kind
of in shock.

[powers zapping]
- HANK: [gasping]

- Sorry, Hank.
I'll get you an ice pack.

- All right, there's
no time to waste.

We need diapers, wipes...

Oh, everybody come up
with baby names.

No fruits or states.

- Are tomatoes a fruit?

'Cause I'm thinking
"Tomato" Thunderman.

- I don't get it.
What's the rush?

We have nine months.

- Actually, superhero babies
come a little sooner than that.

- How soon are we talkin'?

A couple of months?
A few weeks?

- Today.

- We need to start
packing, Hank.

- Guys, you watch
Billy and Nora

while I take your Mom to the
Metroburg Superhero Hospital.

- Uh, Phoebe,
I need you to make

a bunch of sandwiches
for the trip.

- You got it.
- Make something for me, too.

- Oh, good idea, Barb.

- But, Dad, what
about the dollhouse?

- Oh, that's gonna
have to wait, sweetie.

I'm gonna be very busy
with the baby.

Our fifth baby.

House fulla love!

- Uh-oh, your cute superpower

doesn't work with
the new baby coming.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm the cute one around here.

And I always will be.

- Yeah, right, Nora--
once that baby comes,

you'll just be another
kid in the house.

You'll be lucky if
they remember your name.

- Oh, you, uh,
little one with the bow,

use your super speed and help me
find your Mom's slippers.

- It's Nora and
I have laser eyes!

- This is so exciting, Max.

What do you think our baby
sister's superpowers will be?

- First of all,
it's gonna be a boy,

and I hope he has
the power of time travel,

so I can get out
of this conversation.

- Come on, you know
it's gonna be a girl.

- Boy.
- Girl.

- Boy.
- Girl.

- It doesn't matter.
We'll find out in a few hours.

Oh, gosh, Cherry.

Oh, I promised her I'd go to
Wong's to help her with a boy.

- You're her boy expert?

Who's yours?

- All right, maybe I can
still go and get back

before Mom and Dad get home...

with a girl.
- Boy.

- PHOEBE: Boy.
- MAX: Girl.

- PHOEBE: Fine. Girl.
- MAX: Oh!

- What? Another baby?

And they say we breed
like rabbits.

- Yep, and big brother Max

already has the perfect
plan to turn him evil.

- Teach him the evil alphabet?

♪ "A" is for arson
"B" is for burglary ♪

♪ C-- ♪
- No.

I'm gonna set my smart watch
to the frequency

of these baby monitors
and teach him evil stuff

every night while he sleeps.

- Ha! I love it!

- Let me just, uh...
clear some space here.

- Hey, don't touch the towel!

- [gasping]

- COLOSSO: Uh...
- The animalizer?

You were gonna turn
back into a human?

How'd you even know
where to find this?

- You talk in your sleep.

The rest was easy.

- Okay, Billy,
you ready to play

"Pull the Can of
Brussels Sprouts?"

- How do you play?

- You pull the can
of brussels sprouts.

You win!

Now go away.

[evil laughter]

- You were gonna turn yourself
back into a human and leave?

- Just for a few hours.

Look, I wasn't gonna
tell you, but...

check inside my mailbox.

- [reading]
"Congratulations.

"The Villain League
has named you...

Villain of the Decade"?

Colosso, that's awesome!

- Yeah, they're having
a ceremony tonight in my honor.

But if I show up as a rabbit,

they'll know
your father defeated me

and I'll be humiliated.

- Why didn't you just ask?
- I thought you'd say "No."

Can I go?
- No.

If Dad found out I turned
you back into a human,

even for a minute,
he'd split us up.

Sorry, buddy.

I'd better hide this some place
where you'll never find it.

- COLOSSO: The secret drawer
in your desk?

- No...think I'm stupid
or something?

- COLOSSO: Ah, so under
the boulders, then?

- Stop doing that!

- ♪

- You're late!
Where have you been?

- Cherry, I am so sorry.

I just found out my mom
is having a ba-a-a--

a-a-ake sale.

So how's it going here?

- Well, I was afraid to go over
and start loud talking at Joey,

but now that my bestie's
here, I'll be okay.

Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Neil.

- Bread?
- Uh, sure.

- [blender whirring]

- Chewing sickens me.

- Mmm, I'd better get
us some spoons.

- Wait, uh, Phoebe, don't go.

- I'll be right back.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong.
I was just grabbing some spoons.

- To eat pizza?
[scoffing]

I guess everyone else
is doing it wrong.

Here you go, weirdo.

- Uh, wait, uh,
this one's dirty.

- So, wash it.
I'm not your mama.

- And I have a cat
named Moon Pie!!

Do you have any pets?!!

- Uh, Cherry, can I talk
to you for a sec?

- Yes!! Excuse me!!

I think I was
talking too loud.

- You're just nervous.
Come on, slap it out.

You have nothing
to worry about.

Joey likes you. I can tell.

And, plus, you are totally
rocking the combat boots.

- What would I do
without you?

Now don't leave me again.

- All right. I promise.

- Okay, sorry.
Where were we?

- Caesar salad for the lady?

- [liquid splooshing]

- HANK: [rhythmic panting]

- Wow, having a baby
looks really uncomfortable.

- I know. The big belly.
The swollen feet.

- Yeah, and Mom doesn't
look too good, either.

- Oh, hey, Dad, if you have
time in the hospital,

maybe you can build
my new dollhouse.

- BARB: [powers zapping]

Hank, my thunder surges
are getting stronger.

- Okay, it's fine.

Just, if it happens again,
make sure you don't hit the--

- [powers zapping]
- [van alarm blaring]

- MALE COMPUTER VOICE:
System down.

Estimated repair time
--two hours.

- Oh, no, Hank,
what'll we do?

- Okay, honey, it's fine.
Don't panic.

Just, uh, I'll fly you
to the hospital myself.

- We can't! What if I have
the baby mid-air?

Remember what happened
the last time?

- Why are you pointing at me?

What happened last time?

- Oh, no!
- What "Oh, no."

- It's time.
- No. No, it's not.

- Yes, it is.
- No, no, it's not.

It can't be. You're gonna
have to hold it in.

- Hold it in?
I can't hold it in!

- You can't have
a superhero baby

at a non-superhero hospital.

- I know. Well, I guess
we'll just have to

have it here at the house.

- Who can deliver it?
- You are.

- I am?!

- What happened last time?!

- BARB: [electrical zapping]
[screaming]

- This is not how
babies are born

in the nature movies
at school.

- The miracle of birth
is horrifying!

- Billy, I need you
and Nora to super speed

to the baby store and buy
everything on this list--

diapers, baby wipes,
formula, ear plugs.

- Why do you need ear plugs?

- BARB: [powers thundering]
Hank!!!!

- Got it.

- Now here's some money
and no pit stops along the way.

Now Phoebe--
Where's Phoebe?

- She went on a date.
- A date?

- I know. Poor guy.

- You call her and get her
back here right away.

We are in labor!

- BARB: [powers thundering]
We, Hank?!

- You, Barb, you.
You're my queen.

- Wow, pregnancy's
making Mom cranky.

- Hey, she is still
your sweet Mom.

- BARB: [powers thundering]
Get up here, Ha-a-a-a-nk!!

- So, the teacher goes,

"Cherry, good job
dissecting that frog.

Too bad we're in history class."

- JOEY: What?
[laughing]

- Here you go. Baked fresh--

last Tuesday.
[cackling]

- Yay, I am so starving.
I haven't eaten all day.

- Why didn't you have anything
at that bake sale?

- What bake sale?

- The one that you said
your mom was having.

- Oh, the bake sale.

Yeah, no, I didn't
say bake sale.

I said brake sale.

You know, car brakes,
bike brakes.

- [cell phone ringing]

- Lucky breaks.

Excuse me for a sec.

- Your friend's weird.

Mushroom calzone?

- What is it, Max?

What? Okay! Um...
I'll be right there.

- Phoebe, this is
going so well.

Thank you so much
for being here.

- You're welcome.
I have to leave.

- What?

Phoebe! You promised!

[sighing]

So, how's everybody doing?!!

- I don't know, Billy.
Maybe Max is right.

Now that the baby's coming,

I'll just be another
kid in the house.

At least you still
pay attention to me.

Billy?

- FEMALE VOICE:
The rooster goes...

- BILLY: Mooo!
- [rooster crowing]

- They don't give you
enough time.

- I guess my cute
years are over.

- What are you
talking about?

You're still cute.

Well, not as cute
as that baby.

But how can you compete
with a baby?

- Attention, shoppers!

Please join us for
our Cutest Baby Contest--

starting in five minutes.

Woo-hoo!

- That's how I'm gonna compete.
You'll see.

I'm gonna win Cutest Baby.

- Good luck entering
without a parent.

- Come on, you're the dad.

- Oh, man...

- BARB: [powers thundering]
[screaming]

- Hey, how's Mom?

- No baby yet, oh, and Dad's
mad at you for leaving.

- Perfect. Cherry's
mad at me, too.

I can't win!
- Hey, this'll cheer you up.

- BARB: [powers zapping]
Hank!!

- HANK: [thudding, yelping]

- [laughing]
It gets funnier every time.

All right, Dad,
you're lookin' good.

Shake it off.
- [sighing]

- You've got this.

Now, go up there, show that baby
who's boss when Mom's not home.

- BARB: [powers thundering]

- How long has that
been going on?

- Oh, about an hour.

- BARB: [powers thundering]
Get out!!!

- HANK: [yelping, thudding]

Hey, guys, it's Moebe
and Phax.

- Uh-oh, Dad's broken.

We don't know how
to deliver a baby.

What are we gonna do?

- Well, first, we're
gonna take a picture.

- HANK: Hey!
- BARB: [powers thundering]

- Then we're gonna
find someone

with tons of medical
experience.

And I know just the guy.

- So, you won't let me
go pick up a trophy,

but delivering a baby,
that's okay.

- Dr. Colosso, please,
we're begging you.

- Our Mom is having
the baby right now.

- Okay. Okay. I'll do it.

Now boil water
and get me some towels.

Tie back my whiskers.

Let's mambo!

- BARB: [screaming]
- HANK: [screaming]

- BABY: [crying]

- Phoebe, Max, meet
your new baby sister...

- ...Chloe Thunderman.

- Told you it
would be a girl.

- I'm still
making her evil.

- COLOSSO: Ahem!

You're welcome.

- Thanks, Dr. Colosso.

- Look, kids, superheroes
need a hour recharge nap

after giving birth, so let's
give your Mom some privacy.

- Oh, it's okay, Hank.

You know, I don't
think I'll need...

[groaning]

- I'm very happy for you.

- Thanks.

- I was talking to Chloe.

I'm happy she looks
nothing like you.

[evil laughter]

- ♪

- You really helped us
out there, Colosso.

- That's what friends are for.

- Friends.

Hey, what time does
your event start?

- What's the difference?
I told you--

I can't show my furry face
at the Villain League.

- But, what if your
face wasn't furry?

- The animalizer?

You're going to turn me human?

- On one condition--

you let me go with you to watch
you get that cool award.

- Yippee! It's a deal!

Hit me with the people
juice. Get me!

- [animalizer zapping]

- Well, I'm waiting.

What? What are
you staring at?

Whoa! I'm a person again!

[yelping]

I have arms!

And tiny ears!

And no tail!

Just a regular old
people butt!

Thanks, Max.
- Sure.

- Hey, come on.
Let's take a selfie together.

Say "supervillains!"

- BOTH: Supervillains!
- [cell phone camera clicking]

- All right, let's put
on our jet packs...

...when you finish
feeling your butt.

- I can do both.

- One by one. Yay!
- CROWD: [applauding]

- [laughing]
And that concludes

the crawling portion
of our contest.

Coming up next, we have--
- NORA: Wait!

Introduce me, Dad!

- Hi, fellow parents.

Uh, you should really
see my baby crawl.

- Very strange.
That's a huge baby.

Oh, that's no baby.
That's a little girl.

She can't be in the contest.

- The sign says
ages zero to nine.

- That's months.

- You should put it on
the sign, judgey pants.

Now let's go.
I'm not getting any younger.

- You got that right.

Fine, let's see
the giant baby crawl.

- All right, kids, watch
how a cute baby does it.

Hit it, Pop!

- ♪

- COLOSSO: Oh.

- This is Villain
League Headquarters?

It's an old broccoli factory.

- Yes, broccoli workers
are so easy to overthrow.

[evil laughter]

- MALE VOICE: State password.

- Password.

- The password is "password"?
- Shhhh!

Come on!

- ♪

- MAX: Whoa!
[gasping]

Oh! Whoa!

These are the greatest
villains of all time--

and the weapons that
made them famous.

It's beautiful!

- Dr. Colosso.
- MAX: [gasping]

- COLOSSO: Hey, hey.

- It's King Crab!
It's Killstro and Lady Web!

- Be cool, Max.

Remember, if anyone asks,
you're my evil assistant Norman.

King Crab!

Ugh...

Hi.

- Dr. Colosso, so glad
you could join us.

You know these two crazies.

- BOTH: Viva la evil!

- Hey, guys, viva la evil!

- Hi, I'm Norman.
Just happy to be here.

- So, uh, it looks like
we're a little early.

Ha. Ha. No problem.

It'll give me more
time to practise

my Villain of
the Decade speech.

- Ah, yes, your speech.

Listen, here's the thing
about that.

We lied!

- You did what now?

- That's right.

We lured you here to kick
you out of the League.

- You haven't done
anything evil in years.

- You've gone s-s-s-soft!

- S-s-s-soft?

This is Dr. Colosso.

He's as evil as they come.

He boos at funerals.

- Hand over your
Villain League card.

Take his cape.
- Not my cape? My cape!

There's a very simple
explanation.

See, for the last few years,
I've been busy...

capturing this guy--

Thunder Man's son!
- What?

[nervous laugh]
No, no, no, my name's Norman.

- [metal clamp clicking]

- Dr. Colosso,
what are you doing?

- Quiet, prisoner!

- [scanner beeping]

- Superhero DNA confirmed.

- [evil laughter]
[pincer clicking]

Ooh, what a kingly catch.

Well done, Colosso.

Now take his phone so he can't
call his daddy for help.

- I'm not gonna need help.

Feel my heat, crab face.
[exhaling]

- Your powers won't work
with that clamp on.

And your toothbrush won't
work unless you use it.

Now, prepare him...
for the hermit crabs.

- Hermit crabs?

Think I'm afraid of
a few little hermit crabs?

[screaming]

- [evil laughter]

Things are about to get very...

- [crabs chomping]

- Pinchy.

- SUPERVILLAINS:
[evil laughter]

- ♪

- ♪

- COLOSSO NARRATING:
So, there we were--

me, kickin' it
as a human again,

and Max dangling over
a vat of hungry crabs.

Poor guy seemed
a little upset.

- You guys can't do
this to me.

I'm a supervillain
like you.

I--I have a lair,
I hate puppies,

I sneeze on bottles
of hand sanitizer.

Colosso, tell them.

- Yeah, right, like the son
of Thunder Man

would ever be a villain.

- Sounds like a phase to me.

- It's not a phase!

- SUPERVILLAINS:
[evil laughter]

- Come, Colosso,

we have a little time before
he's lowered to his doom.

Oh, Thunder Boy,
be sure to scream loud

so we know when
the show starts.

- SUPERVILLAINS:
[evil laughter]

- I got ya, Claw Daddy!

- Dr. Colosso!

Are you just gonna
let them lower me

into a vat of hermit crabs?

- When you put it that way--

Yep!
[evil laughter]

- Wow, look who
emptied her bottle.

Again!

You keep eating like this,
you're gonna have

your first superhero
growth spurt today.

- You should have seen
your first growth spurt.

You doubled in size.

Max's first spurt was
all in his diaper.

- Speaking of diapers,

I thought you sent Billy
and Nora out for supplies.

- Yeah, with a hundred
dollars cash.

That might have
been a mistake.

Uh, better go find 'em.

Thunder Man, away!

- You can't go through the
ceiling with a baby in the room!

- Right. Thunder Man...

going out the back.

Then away!
[zooming]

- Looks like it's just
you and me, huh, Chloe?

Yes, it is.
- CHLOE: [cooing]

- Aw, bubbles?

Even your
superpower's adorable.

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!

Angry Cherry approaching.

- Oh. All right, Chloe,
you're about to learn

the hardest part
of being a superhero--

keeping it a secret
from your best friend.

Help me out.
Shhh...

- CHLOE: [cooing]

- Hey, Cherry. Oh! Uh...

I am so so sorry I had
to run out on you.

How'd it go?
- Let's see.

As soon as you left,
I got nervous again

and started loud talking.

Then Joey went to the bathroom
and never came back.

And Neil made me drink
buffalo wings!!

- CHLOE: [crying]

- Is that a baby?
- What?

No, uh, it's my stomach.

All that liquid bread, whew.

- No, that's a baby.

Where did she come from?

- Well, when a mommy and a daddy
love each other very much--

- Phoebe!
- Okay. Okay.

Cherry...

meet my new baby sister...

Chloe.

- You have a new baby sister
and you didn't even tell me?

- [speaking as Chloe]
Don't be mad at Phoebe.

You guys are friends.

- Are we?

Honestly, I feel like you're
always hiding things from me.

- Look, I know.

The truth is, I do have
a lot of secrets.

I just can't tell you
any of them.

- What kind of best friends

don't tell each other
everything?

- Uh...

- Guess that's my answer.

- Look, Cherry, wait.

[sighing]

- ♪

- Oh, you clean up someone's
poop for three years

and this is the thanks
you get?

[straining]

Aha, my smart watch.

I can tap into the baby
monitor and alert Dad.

[straining]

- [watch buttons beeping]

- [hot air gusting]

Hold on, Chloe,
your bottle's almost ready.

- MAX ON BABY MONITOR:
Help!

Villains are lowering me
into a vat of hermit crabs.

- Aw, Chloe's first words were:

"Help! Villains are lowering me
into a vat of hermit crabs."

Say what?

- MAX: Wait, if anyone
is listening,

tell Dad I'm at the old broccoli
factory in Metroburg.

Please, help!

- Metroburg?
I'd better call Dad.

- [cell phone ringing]

- Oh, no, he left his phone.

There's only
one thing to do.

Wake up, Mom!

You gotta get up!
Max is in trouble!

Wake up!

I can't take a baby
to fight villains.

What am I gonna do?

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!

Angry Cherry sulking on porch.

- Cherry!

- [door opens]

- Cherry, I'm so glad
you're still here.

- I had no choice.

I'm not allowed to ride
my bicycle angry.

- Okay, look, I know you're
still mad at me,

but I really need a favor.

I need you to watch Chloe
while I go run an errand.

- Where? To the secret store
to buy more secrets?

- Support the head.
Thank you.

- Phoebe, you can't do this.

We're not friends any more.

- Thunder Van, hyper speed
to Metroburg.

- MALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Hyper speed repair incomplete.

- Fine. Any speed. Just go.

- COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiating.

- [van power surging]

- Thunder Van, stop!

- [van powering down]

- [hydraulics whirring]

- Get in, Cherry.

It's time I tell
you everything.

- COMPUTER VOICE:
Baby secure.

- CHERRY: Uh, how is this
van driving itself?

- Cherry, have you ever
heard of Thunder Man?

- So many adorable babies.

And so many wonderful
bargains here at Tots.

- Get to the winner!

- Oh, they grow up so fast.

And the winner of The Cutest
Baby Contest is...

Britney Williams!

- BILLY: Uh-oh.

- Are you kidding me?

You picked the drooler?

What does she have
that I don't?

- A birth certificate
from this year.

Please take your
tiny dad and leave!

- Fine. I'd crawl out of here,
but I know how to walk.

Wait, who won second place?

- Not you.
- Okay.

- Sorry, she takes
after her mother.

- COLOSSO & KING CRAB:
[evil laughter]

- Oh, man, it's good to have
you back, Dr. Colosso.

Now the Villain League will be
restored to its former glory.

- I'm ready, baby.

I've got an evil plan
to use my shrink ray

to turn Minneapolis
into Mini-Minneapolis.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Oh, viva la evil!

Oh, look, I've got
the happy claw.

Let's celebrate.

Madge, bubble wrap
for two, please?

- You've still got a thing
with the bubble wrap, huh?

- Oh, I can't help it.
I just love poppin' stuff.

Oh...Ha. Ha. Ha.

Pop! Pop! Pop!
Poppity! Pop! Pop!

Look at me go.
[laughing]

Colosso, get over here.

Take a selfie with me.

- I've done those.

- Hey, what's the hold up?

Worried about how you look?

I've got a claw for a hand.

- No, no, I just realized
I'm double parked--

on top of another car.

- [laughing]
[claw clicking]

Dr. Colosso!

Oh, well, more for me.
Pop! Pop! Pop!

[laughing]
It will never get old.

- Max!

- Oh, hello, Dr. Jerk Face.

- I deserve that.

Can you ever
forgive me, old pal?

So what if they think
I've gone soft.

Nothing's worth betraying
my pal, Max.

- Wait. You're actually
gonna save me?

What about King Crab?
- That bottom feeder--

he doesn't scare me.

- Really?

- Ah! Please don't pinch me!

- Well, isn't this touching.

Pardon me while I dry
my tears with my claw.

- All right, you caught me.

Max Thunderman and I
are friends.

- Oh. Well, then,
I don't suppose

you'll mind
"hanging out" together.

[laughing]

- I can't help but feel that
some of this is my fault.

- You're unbelievable.

Can I get my own t*nk
of hermit crabs, please?

- And tear you two apart?

I'll leave that to
my hungry little friends.

- SUPERVILLAINS:
[evil laughter]

- [pressing buttons,
pulling levers]

- ♪

- Well, Cherry,
that's the whole story.

- So you're saying that you
and your family are superheroes,

your brother has
a talking rabbit,

and you're going to Metroburg
to rescue him from villains?

- Yeah, it feels so good to
finally tell you everything.

- Do ya think I'm stupid?

- What? No.

- So your dad's name is
"Thunder Man" Thunderman?

You sound ridiculous.

- No, I swear it's true.

- MALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Arriving at destination.

- I'll prove it right after
I go save Max from villains.

Watch Chloe and stay in
the van no matter what.

- "Villains,"
"stay in the van"--lies!

Got it!

- ♪

- Nora, can we go now?

I wanna meet the baby
and show it my 'stache.

- I'm not leaving.
- Why not?

Just because the baby's cute

doesn't mean you
can't be cute, too.

- It's not just about
being cute.

If I'm not the baby of
the family anymore,

I won't be special.

- It's okay, Nora.

I don't know if
you know this--

but I used to be
the baby of the family,

and then you came along
and I was so upset.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I even covered you
in stamps to mail you away.

But then you
smiled at me and...

I didn't have
the heart to do it.

And before I knew it,

my baby sister
was my best friend.

- Thanks, Billy.

- There you guys are.

I've been to every store
in town looking for you.

Let's go meet your new sister.

- It's a girl?

I have to teach
her about bows!

There's so many
things that can go wrong.

- I'm glad she's
taking it well.

You were a mess
when she was born.

Do you remember when you
covered her in stamps

and mailed her to Abu Dhabi?

- Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
That's between you, me,

and the nice royal
family who mailed her back.

- [claws clicking]

- COLOSSO: [gasping]
I'm sorry, Max.

I should never
have betrayed you.

- It's all right.
You were just being evil.

I can't fault
a friend for that.

- ♪

- Wait. Wait.
Where are the bad guys?

- MAX & COLOSSO: Phoebe!

- I never thought
I'd be happy to see her.

- You turned Colosso human?

Oh, you are so dead
when you get home.

- I'll be dead in about
five minutes,

if you don't get
us down from here.

[screaming]
Hurry!

- Bravo! Thunder Man's
daughter, I presume.

- COLOSSO: Yeah, why don't you
take her and let me go?

- Colosso!
- Sorry.

Let us go.

- Not a chance.

Now that I have
the three of you here,

it's gonna be quite
a party.

- Yeah, it's gonna be
a real blast.

- Hey, that's Grapple Girl.

Show some respect.

- She was my date
to Evil Prom.

- I wanna go to Evil Prom!

Phoebe, take him down.

- Your powers are impressive,

but they're no match for this
handsome abnormality.

- Oh, yeah? Well,
what about this power?

See ya!

- Run, if you like,

but you'll never escape
the long arm of the claw!

[evil laughter]

- You're so cute.

Too bad your sister's
a big liar.

Yes, she is.

Oh, does baby want
another bottle?

All right...

Whoa, jumbo baby!

That's not normal.

Phoebe!

Ah!

Come here. Let's go.

- ♪

- How do you think he puts on
his underwear with that claw?

- ♪

♪

- Well, that was really dumb.

Now you've got nowhere to go.

- Don't I?

- ♪

- [grappling hook clangs]

- [heavy thud]

- ♪

- COLOSSO: [screaming]

- ♪

- Phoebe!

You weren't lying.

I take back everything
I said about your sister.

- Cherry, take the baby
and hide! It's dangerous!

- Ah! I gotcha!
- [gasping]

- Let's get him.
- Yeah.

There's no way he'll be able
to take on the both of us.

- Unless one of us
is a bunny.

- What happened?

- I set the timer
on the animalizer,

but only because I thought
we'd be home by now.

- COLOSSO: Okay, new plan.

You fight and I'll hold
the keys in case you lose.

Good luck, pal-y.

- You're about to become
a flying fish!

- [heavy thud]

I'm not a fish.

I'm aquatic crustacean
on my mother's side.

Say goodbye, Thunder Girl.

- ♪

- MAX: Let go!
- KING CRAB: You let it go!

- Phoebe, fry him with
your heat breath.

- I can't. It might hit you.

Colosso, tell me everything you
know about that crab claw.

- It's indestructible,
has an unbreakable Kung Fu grip,

ooh, and he loves popping
bubble wrap with it.

- Bubble wrap? How is
that supposed to help me?

Wait a minute!

Cherry?
- Huh?

- I need you to
tickle Chloe now.

- What? Okay.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

Coochie-coochie-coo.
- [bubbles popping]

- Coochie-coochie-coo...

- [bubbles popping]

- Bubbles!

[laughing]

Oh, bubbles!

- Time to burst your bubble.

- KING CRAB: Oh...
[heavy thud]

- Oh, I am so keeping this!

- My claw--it's stuck.

Men, get the butter!

- [blowing frosty air]
- [metal clamp shattering]

- Thanks. Let's
get outta here.

Come on, Colosso.

- Right behind ya.

- You guys were amazing!

- You brought Cherry!

Oh, you're so dead
when we get home.

- Ah. [laughing]

Seal the exits.
- [alarm blaring]

- I need every available villain
to the Hall of Villains now!

- PHOEBE: Run!

- Wait for me!
- I got you, buddy!

No-o-o-o-o-o!

- COLOSSO: [trembling]

- Phoebe, Colosso's
still in there.

- What? Max, you can't.
It's too dangerous.

You'll just have
to let him go.

- [thunderous thud]

Kids!
- Dad! How'd you find us?

- I followed the Thunder
Van's homing signal.

We'll deal with why you're
in Metroburg later.

Right now, I'm just
happy you're okay.

And Cherry!

- Hi, "Thunder Man" Thunderman.

- Sorry, Dad.
She's my bestie.

- Dad, Colosso's in there

about to be bunny
bashed by villains.

- I'll get you a hamster.
Let's go.

- Dad!

Please. Colosso's more
than just my pet,

he's my best friend.

- Oh, you kids and your
best friends. I...

Fine. I'll go save him.

- MAX, PHOEBE, CHERRY:
The password is--

- [thunderous crash]

- Or that.

- Thunder Man.

Well, you've really
let yourself go.

- ♪

- I'm sorry that
I didn't believe you.

- No, I'm sorry.
Lying is never the answer.

Oh, by the way,

you have to lie to everyone
about our superpowers.

- Done!

- ♪

- Colosso, you're all right.

- I am--thanks to your Dad.

- Hero League, I've got some
trash that needs to be picked up

at the old broccoli factory.

Oh, no, no, not actual trash.

I'm trying to sound cool.

- Ooh, I've got this
awesome backpack!

Look, it has a button.

[screaming]
[zooming]

- Well, that takes care
of that problem.

- Dad!

- Kidding.

Thunder Man, away!

- CHERRY: [screaming]

- So, Max turned Dr. Colosso
back into a human,

Phoebe told Cherry
our family secret,

and Nora's been banned
from the baby store?

- Yep.
- That's right.

- Uh-huh.
- Correct.

- Oh, good. So I didn't
miss anything.

- Just my people butt, Barb.

It was spectacular!

- Enough about your butt.

Can we just take
the picture already?

- Smile for the camera, Chloe.

Smile.
[laughing]

Tickle. Tickle. Tickle.
- [bubbles popping]

- BARB: Oh!

- Hey, you activated
her superpower.

- Aw, she has bubble power.

That's so cute.

- Hm, the bubbles
didn't do that before.

- [bubbles gurgling]

- [bubbles explode]
- ALL: [gasping]

- Also didn't do that.

- COLOSSO NARRATING:
They look a little scared

of the new kid, don't they?

I think I'll stick
around a while.

I have a feeling life in
the Thunderman house

is about to get interesting.

- [camera shutter clicking]

- ♪