- [punching, thwacking
video game effects]
- All right, guys,
we're finally gonna b*at
Sick Day II: The Sickening.
- We've lost to that Pink Eye
dude like a hundred times.
- I used to get real
live pink eye
more than video game Pink Eye.
- Oh, we're hitting him with
everything we've got.
I think he's unbeatable.
- MALE VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Ha. Ha. I am unbeatable.
- I can't keep losing to some
villain named Pink Eye,
I'm a super--
fan of this game.
There must be some kind
of design flaw.
- No way. Some villains
just can't be b*at.
- I should know.
I'm a super--
fan of this game, too.
- There's gotta be some sort of
cheat code or something.
- No way, dude, there's nothing.
The only guy who knows
how to b*at this game
is the man who made it--
Cybron James.
- I heard he lives in
a cave during the winter.
Oh, wait, no.
That's a bear.
Ah, I heard Cybron is gonna be
at GamerFest next week.
- GamerFest has been
sold out for weeks.
So, we've gotta keep trying.
Come on, you know
what they say?
- When you invite
your friends over,
offer them something
to drink?
- Drinks are for winners.
att*ck!
- [punching, thwacking
video game effects]
- BILLY: Cool.
What are we doing?
- Uh, what are you doing?
- Gettin' our game on.
- What's that, Chloe?
Okay, I'll send 'em up.
Chloe wants you upstairs.
- Sounds urgent.
- You guys are always sending
us to play with Chloe.
We wanna hang out
with you guys.
- Hey, that reminds me, bro.
I have a lot of questions
about Chloe.
I'm no baby doctor, but isn't
she big for a six-month old?
- Dude, want a drink?
- Thank you!
- Don't worry, I'll keep him off
the whole superhero trail.
Hey, Oyster, ever thought about
the Thundermans' last name?
Well, don't.
- Okay, guys, look,
you're right.
I guess we haven't
been spending
a lot of time with you lately,
so, how about this?
Next weekend, we'll all
do something together.
- We? I'm busy.
- We wanna go to
the waterpark.
- All right, I was lying.
The waterpark sounds fun.
- Perfect. Next weekend,
just the four of us.
It'll be like old times.
- I have another question.
What's with all these man-shaped
holes in your ceiling?
- We have cupcakes.
- Awesome!
- MAX: I know.
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- ♪
- Thunder monitor, I need
help defeating Pink Eye.
- FEMALE MONITOR VOICE:
Initiating Pink Eye Treatment.
- [liquid spritzing]
- Oh!
I meant Pink Eye
in the video game.
That's what I get
for asking advice
from an expensive doorbell.
- All right, I've been
trying all week,
and I finally scored four
tickets to today's GamerFest.
Cherry and Oyster
are on the way over.
- GamerFest? We're
actually going to GamerFest?
- Mm-hm.
- Wait.
Why do I feel like
we're forgetting something?
- What time are you guys
leaving for the waterpark
with Billy and Nora?
- There it is.
- Remember? You promised
them last week
you'd take them
to the waterpark.
- Yeah, but we promised
ourselves a minute ago
that we would go
to GamerFest.
Besides, Billy and Nora have
probably forgotten all about it.
- Uh, I'm not
so sure about that.
- Aw, I can't stand
seein' 'em like that.
[powers zapping]
- Guys, they wanna hang out
with their big brother
and sister.
- This could be my only chance
to talk to Cybron James
and learn how to
defeat Pink Eye.
- What?
- How am I gonna b*at
a real bad guy,
when I can't even b*at
a made up one?
- And I need to introduce Cybron
to his next great
video game villain.
I based him on me.
I just need to come up
with a cool name.
- How about...Jerkules?
- Jerkules! Jerkules!
- You guys promised
Billy and Nora
you'd spend the day with them.
- So, if you wanna
go to GamerFest,
just take them with you.
- Not your best idea, Hank-o.
- Or you can get grounded.
- Well-played, Barb.
- What are we gonna do
about Cherry and Oyster?
- Don't worry, I'll break
it to 'em gently.
- CHERRY & OYSTER:
GamerFest! GamerFest!
- CHERRY: Look, a note.
- "Sorry, we moved"?
- This is horrible.
"Moving back tomorrow."
- Oh, sweet.
- Oh, man, I keep
missing the pins.
I guess Chloe wins again.
- Victory lap!
- BARB: [laughing]
- Barb, you can't
just let Chloe win.
Super kids need
to be challenged.
You keep going easy on her,
she'll never learn to
work hard at anything.
- Oh, you're right,
but Chloe's my little baby
and I'd feel so bad,
if I won.
- Well, luckily,
I have no problems
showing our kids
I am better than them.
- Lap two!
- Ha. Ha. I'm gonna
b*at ya, Chloe.
Ha. Ha. Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, toe cramp.
Toe cramp.
- ♪
- [video game music,
sound effects]
- Oh, we're actually here.
Cybron James and the answer
to b*ating his game
are only people away.
- MAX: [powers zapping]
Make that .
- We came here to have
fun with you guys,
not stand in line all day.
- What are you talking about?
This is awesome.
Look at us--standin'
in line. Woo!
- Woo!
Nope, this line's the worst.
- Oh, hey, you wanted to
go to a waterpark, right?
Well, I see a virtual
one right over there.
Why don't you guys head over
and we'll meet you there
when we're done.
- Unless one of us sells a game
villain to Cybron.
Then so long, suckas!
- But we're supposed to
be having fun together.
That's the whole point.
- Well, we will. Later.
Hey, we'll even buy
you some snow cones.
- You can't buy us off,
right, Billy?
- Wrap that snow cone
in funnel cake,
and you've got
yourself a deal.
- Billy! Oh!
They really don't
wanna hang out with us.
- Forget them.
We can still have fun.
- Mine's too tight.
- Mine, too.
- Help me and I'll
help you.
- [glasses' elastic
bands snapping]
- Whoa. Whoa. Are you okay
there, little guy?
- I'm Fifi.
This is my twin brother Matt.
- Do they look like...?
- Kinda.
- Here, let us help
you with those.
Now all you have to do is
touch the side of the goggles
to start it up.
- [water splashing]
- NORA: Whoa!
I'm on a waterslide!
This is why I was born!
- You guys are super fun.
- I'm glad somebody thinks so.
- This fake water
feels so real.
- [water spritzing]
- Hi-ya!
- Nice try, Daddy.
- She's trying to psych
me out, Barb.
- This is your idea
of challenging her?
Let Mama show her
how it's done.
- [pins clattering]
- Yay! My fourth victory lap.
[whooshing]
- COLOSSO: If you're tired
of losing to a child,
I just happen to be
a bowling champion.
- You were a bowling champion?
- Yes, I was MVP of my Villain
League bowling team--
The Bowl-hemian Rhapsodies.
- You would help us win?
What's in it for you?
- All I want is for Barb to read
me bedtime stories,
while Hank checks
me for ticks.
- No way.
- Never gonna happen, Colosso.
- [pins clattering]
- Let's check ya
for ticks, Coach.
- ♪
- It's like looking
into a gorgeous mirror.
- Stop staring at
your Jerkules.
- That's not his name.
- MAN: Next.
- Uh, two wristbands for
the Cybron Experience, please?
- Uh...no.
- Uh... yeah.
- Cybron is previewing
his new game Spitballs.
It's for kids.
You need to be accompanied
by a kid or under.
- Information we could
have used an hour ago.
- That sign's pretty hidden.
I'm not sure people
can see it.
[sighing] Where are we supposed
to find a coupla kids--
Nora and What's-His-Face!
- Billy.
- Billy.
- Hey, guys, just in time.
Come on over and get
your wristbands.
- Cool! Four wristbands,
please?
- It's happening, Phoebe.
We're goin' in.
- Here you go.
- FIFI & MATT: Thanks.
- This is embarrassing.
Billy thinks this slightly less
handsome version of me is me.
[laughing]
- We are going into the Cybron
Experience with Fifi and Matt.
- What? This poser with
the cool hair?
- Hi, I'm--
- Can it, cool hair.
- It's really nice
to meet you.
- Zip it, pretty face.
- They even were more of
a brother and sister to us
in an hour than
you've been in months.
- What are you talking about?
We love you--
- Nora.
- --Nora.
- You guys can come
with us right now,
if you have my
funnel-snow-cake.
That's what I thought.
Come on, guys.
- Wait, wait,
wait a second.
What are we supposed to do?
- Have fun waiting
in line. Whee!
- CROWD: [cheering]
- ♪
- I can't believe
they ditched us.
- I can--we've been pushing
them off on Chloe
and now we've pushed
them off on two weirdos.
Something about Matt's
face makes me sick.
- I feel the same way about
Fifi and her pointy earlobes.
- ♪
- A new high score!
- CROWD: [cheering,
applauding]
- We really messed up.
That should be us in there.
- I know. I'm great
at double-Dutch.
That high score
should be mine.
- No, we should be
the ones in there
having fun with
Billy and Nora,
not cool hair and pretty face.
We need to get in
there and apologize.
- I don't know who
pretty face is.
But sure, let's get
in there.
I know just the way.
- ♪
- Come on, Maximus,
let's not dilly-dally.
Two wristbands for me
and my son, please?
- I am under .
Oh! Uh...
Look, Mommy,
my big boy legs grew in.
- That's not my boy.
He must have gone inside.
Maximus, Mommy's coming.
- MAN: Nice try.
- How are we supposed
to get wristbands?
- Maybe we don't
need wristbands.
Would you get off your knees.
People are staring.
- It's such a genius idea.
- Lesson one--
in order to knock down pins,
you must think like pins.
[grunting]
- Ow! Ow!
How does he hit so hard with
his tiny little paws?
- Ah!
- COLOSSO: Bowling's not
for the weak.
If you wanna win,
prove it, gutter balls.
- Ah! Ah! Colosso,
are you biting me?
- A little bit, yeah.
- Ah! Ow! Ow!
- Okay, this doesn't
seem safe.
- COLOSSO: If it's safe,
it's not bowling!
Now throw the balls!
- [glass shattering]
- [brakes screeching]
- [vehicle crashing]
- This is where you run!
- BARB: Oh!
- HANK: [thuds]
- BARB: Hank!
- [camera shutter clicking]
- I told you my plan
would work.
- I know. It's working great.
I'm charging ten bucks
a picture.
- You're giving
me half, right?
- Sure. Right after
we talk to--
- --Billy and Nora.
- --Cybron.
- Can't we talk
to Cybron first?
- No, we have to apologize
to Billy and Nora.
- MAX: [sighing]
- PHOEBE: Oh, Billy, Nora.
- NORA: Security!
- Relax, it's us.
- We know. Security!
- Look, we're sorry.
- Yeah, sorry you couldn't
use us to get in here.
- We don't wanna hang out
with you guys anymore.
Matt and Fifi hooked us up.
We get to play a live action
version of Cybron's new
game--Spitballs.
- See ya.
- Well, we tried our best.
If you need me, that's too bad.
I'll be busy
talking to Cybron.
- Max--
- Hey, we were
looking for you.
Cybron wants everyone
in position.
We're about to
start Spitballs.
- Right--because I work here.
Remind me, what's
my position again?
- Guard the walls so the little
kids we found don't escape.
- Billy and Nora?
Why would they need to escape?
- How do you know
their names?
- Oh, that's just what
I call all kids.
Move it along,
Billys and Noras.
- Weren't you at the meeting?
The game is rigged
so they can't win.
- Rigged?
- Look, just make
sure they don't get out.
- CROWD: [cheering]
- Here they come.
- CROWD: [hooting, cheering]
- Poor suckers.
They were easy targets
after their brother
and sister abandoned them.
- Uh, abandon's a bit
of a strong word--
said the employee who needs
to get to her station.
Out of my way,
Billys and Noras.
- [pins clattering]
- I'm ashamed to be
your coach.
She's gonna hit this
pin and you'll lose--
like the losers you are.
You won!
I never lost faith.
- Even though you didn't win,
you tried your best and that's
what's important, okay?
- And it was fun.
- Aw.
- That's my baby girl!
- [palm slap]
- HANK: [chuckling]
- It's not your fault, kid.
With me as their coach,
you didn't have a chance.
- I let them win.
Now they're happy. Look.
- BARB & HANK: [laughing]
- HANK: We crushed her!
- BARB: Baby girl got served!
- There's no way
you let them win.
Just man up
and admit you choked.
- [pin clatters]
- What the...?
You did not just do that.
- Believe it, baby.
- CROWD: [chanting "Cybron"]
- Welcome, my adoring
Cybronites.
- CROWD: [cheering,
applauding]
[cheering, applauding stops]
- Cybron James
presents to you
his latest masterpiece--
Spitballs!
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
- Hit the target.
Capture the flag.
Win the game.
Get hit with spit.
And bear the ultimate shame.
Bring forth the spits!
- CROWD: [cheering, whistling]
- Guys, the game is rigged.
- Yeah, right. How?
- I don't know.
I wasn't at the meeting.
- [horn blaring]
- CROWD: Ohhhh...
- Billy!
- [laughing]
- Let's show 'em
what we've got.
- ♪
- [buzzer rings]
- Let's go! Come on!
- ♪
- Excuse me, Cybron?
- Who are you that
you speak to Cybron
as though you are
his equal?
- Uh, the name's Max
and I'm a big fan
of your work.
Soon you'll be
a big fan of mine.
I give you...
Kevin!
- Surrender your sketch.
Amateur at best.
But Cybron sees promise.
- Really?
I spent months--
- Cybron grows tired
of your face.
Uh-uh, Cybron did
not dismiss you.
Continue to linger as
he considers your work.
And you gaze upon his.
- CROWD: [cheering, shouting]
- ♪
- NORA: This is awesome!
We're about to win!
It doesn't make any sense.
- It makes a lot of sense.
- How do you know?
- How do you not?
- Let's just end this.
- [bell ringing]
- You did it!
- Now we just have
to get the flag.
- Why does winning
look like losing?
Ahhhhh!
- A second cannon?
How are they supposed
to win now?
- They aren't.
Cybron's games are unbeatable.
That's what keeps people playing
and Cybron filthy rich.
- That's diabolical.
This pleases Max.
- Don't.
That's Cybron's thing.
Feast your eyes on this.
Cybron's marketing
is also unbeatable.
Observe.
These frightened losers
will be on the cover
of every Spitballs game box.
- But they'll be humiliated.
- Precisely.
[laughing]
Oh, laugh with Cybron.
[exaggerated laughter]
You're not laughing.
- Max is reclaiming
his sketch.
That's right, Max is using
the weird name thing now.
And the weird laugh thing.
[exaggerated laughter]
- We need help!
- Matt, Fifi, we need help!
- We've been set up.
- Matt, Fifi,
we've been set up!
- Phoebe was right.
It's rigged.
Let's get outta here.
Retreat!
- He may have a second cannon,
but they have me.
- CYBRON: What's going on?
- Look, Phoebe's blocking
the spitballs for us.
- There's too many of them.
What are you doing here?
- No one humiliates Max's
brother and sister except Max.
So what's the plan?
- I think we have a chance,
if we can make those cannons
take each other out.
- There's gonna be
spit everywhere.
- PHOEBE: Billy, Nora,
run for it!
- [cannons rumbling]
- CYBRON: Uh-uh.
- [liquid splashing]
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
- Cry with Cybron.
[sobbing]
- BILLY: I'll take that.
- CROWD: [cheering,
applauding, whistling]
- PHOEBE: We're with them.
We're their brother
and sister.
- That's right--
ten bucks a photo
with the only people who've
ever defeated Cybron.
- Oh, so now we're fun enough
to hang out with.
- You always were.
We just got so caught up in
doing our own stuff, we forgot.
And we're sorry, right, Max?
- Right.
You guys are way
more important
than selling my villain to
Cybron for crazy gamer money.
Holy spitballs,
what have I done?
- Come on, drop the act.
This is the most fun
the four of us have ever had.
You two pretending
not to like us
and hiring Matt and Fifi
to set us up in that game
so you two could come
to our rescue.
Best birthday ever!
- MAX & PHOEBE: Birthday?
- Uh, yeah, yeah,
happy birthday.
- Let's go get you
some birthday cake.
- BILLY: Yeah,
let's start with that.
- It's not your birthday.
- I know.
But right now they're
feeling so guilty,
we can milk them for
everything they've got.
- I'm thinking season passes
to the waterpark.
Smart plan.
- Thank you.
I took a spitball
to the back of the head.
Now I feel a lot smarter.
- I think I like
this new Billy.
- Thank you.
I took a spitball
to the back of the head.
Now I feel a lot smarter.
- ♪
03x07 - Doppel-Gamers
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.