- I love relaxing
with my girlfriend.
- He missed the puck?!
Get your hand out your
butt and in the game!
- I am one lucky guy.
- [cellphone blips]
- Oh, it's my parents again.
- You gave your parents
your real number?
- They wanna know why
we're not watching the game
with them at our house.
Tell me the truth.
I won't be mad.
Are you avoiding
meeting my parents?
- Tsk. Yes.
- Aha! I knew it!
You jerk!
- Allison, I'm... a rebel.
Whenever I'm around adults,
especially parents,
I just start insulting them.
- Ha! Ha! Ha! You guys
watching the hockey game?
- We are, but you and your
pit stains are not invited,
so back away from
the chips and move along.
- We will speak later,
young man--
after I change my shirt.
- See? I can't help myself.
It's a gift and a curse.
I definitely can't meet
your parents tomorrow.
- [cellphone blips]
- You don't have
a choice this time.
My mom and dad want you
to come to the grand
opening of their business.
They said if you don't show,
I can't see you anymore.
- What?
[whining] Oh, why are they
being such babies about this?
- To them, no boyfriend
is good enough
for their sweet,
little Alli-Walli.
- Who's that?
- Me! Dummy!
Please! Don't give them
an excuse to break us up.
- [heavy sigh]
Fine, I'll go to
their grand opening.
- Great! I'm gonna
call and tell them.
- MAX:
[heavy sigh]
There's no way
this ends well.
- ♪ Yes there is! ♪
After you smack-talk
Alli-Walli's parents,
I get my best friend back.
- That's not happening.
- What? What? Ooh!
- You can't be seen up here.
- Bunnies before honeys!
Ahhhh!
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Allison, bad news.
I can't meet
your parents tomorrow.
I have a--
- Crazy excuse you just made up?
- You don't know me.
- Max, you're gonna be fine.
My parents are normal people.
They're just a little intense.
I mean, it's a miracle
I'm so laid back.
Hey, this is a school,
not a half-pipe, ya half-wit!
- I cannot lose her.
- Oh, Mr. Cunningham,
you are as wise as
you are fashionable.
[laughing]
- [groans] Phoebe.
Phoebe!
- What?
- Phoebe, uh,
I need some help.
- Max, I'm literally in the
middle of a tour right now.
- Oh, uh, I'll finish
it for you.
Those are the lockers,
that's upstairs,
and that's
the nurse's office.
You smell sick.
- What is wrong with you?
- I know I have a problem,
I can't talk to adults,
which is why I need
you to go with me
to meet Allison's
parents tomorrow.
- And that would
help you how?
- Easy. I'll keep quiet so
I don't say anything insulting,
and you charm them with your
goody-two-shoes nonsense,
and since we're twins, they'll
think I'm goody-two-shoes, too.
- Max, if you are lying,
that means you're not trying.
- See? That's exactly
the nonsense I'm talking about.
Please? Allison's
parents are looking
for any reason
to break us up.
- [sighing]
Okay. Okay.
I'll go with you.
But only because
Allison single-handedly
cut down your pranking
by percent.
- You keep stats on that?
Pfft! Nerd.
- As for Allison's parents,
that'll be a piece of cake.
Parents love me.
Oh, I've even got some
k*ller new dad jokes.
- I'm sure.
- Hey, sure, I'm Phoebe.
[snorting laugh]
- That wasn't funny.
- MR. CUNNINGHAM:
[laughing]
- See? This dad gets it.
[laughing]
- ♪
- CHLOE: Whee!
- That was a great dinner.
- Oh, it sure was,
especially the grilled--
[hiccups]
- [thunderous rumbling]
- [vase shatters]
- BARB: Oh!
- What was that?
- Your father
has super-hiccups.
They're like regular hiccups,
but they destroy buildings--
and beach houses we dreamed
of growing old in.
- First of all, that house
was built on a sandy cliff.
Second of all, I don't
have the super-hiccups.
I had one...
and now it's gone.
- Like my beach house.
- Ooh, "Cutesy Cow" is on.
- [banjo music]
- BILLY & NORA:
[groaning]
- Can we all watch
it together?
- BARB: Of course
we can, sweetie.
- CUTESY COW: Hey, there,
kids, it's Cutesy Cow.
Moo wants a hug?
- CHLOE, BARB & HANK:
The Moo Crew!
- Cutesy Cow is lame.
- Yeah, back when Billy
and I were little kids,
we had a way better
animal hero--
- BILLY & NORA:
Hootie the Owl!
- Hootie was cool
and he flew by his own rules.
- I don't remember
Hootie having any rules.
- Hey, Billy, let's find
our old Hootie DVDs
and show them to Chloe.
- No, you're not.
You wouldn't find them anyway.
I hid those a long time ago.
- HANK: [chuckling]
- BILLY: [zooming]
- It's cute when they
try to hide things.
Let's show this to Chloe before
Cutesy Cow ruins her.
Look, she's learning
how to brush her teeth.
- ♪ Moo-moo-moove your brush ♪
♪ Up and down your gums ♪
♪ Then be sure to
brush your hair ♪
♪ Hygiene can be fun ♪
- [kisses]
- Hygiene? Okay, now this
cow is just making up words.
- ♪
- MEN:
[martial arts grunting]
- Allison's parents
opened an MMA gym?
- MAN: [roaring]
- [heavy thud]
- I'm out!
- Hey! Don't panic.
Just remember I'm the one
doing all the talking.
I just have to look up some
fancy MMA lingo like, oh,
"crush windpipe," uh,
"welterweight,"
and, ooh, "grappling dummy."
- You're a grappling dummy.
[scoffs]
Sorry. Habit.
Please keep helping me.
- Hey, Max!
- Hey!
- And Phoebe?
- Uh, she invited herself.
[under his breath]
So lonely and pathetic.
- Come on, my parents
are over here.
- And then he tried
a triangle choke,
so, I snapped his back
in three places!
Alli-Walli!
- Hi, Mom, Dad,
this is Max.
- And, uh, Phoebe,
Max's twin sister.
I just love MMA.
You two look like a couple
of awesome welterweights.
- Oh, yes, we are.
You know your stuff.
I'm Debbie. This is Gary.
- So, we finally
get to meet
our little girl's
so-called boyfriend!
- MAX: [gasps]
[inner voice]
Yo, Mullet Head,
called and said that
haircut was lame in !
- Max, anything
you wanna say?
- [inner voice]
I wanna ask your mom
if her face got hit
by a makeup truck.
- Max!
- Uh...
my sister's here!
- Ha. Ha.
Um, so, guys, um,
what's more fulfilling--
opening your own business
or crushing someone's windpipe?
- GARY & DEBBIE:
Windpipe!
- Jinx! You owe me
a protein shake.
- PHOEBE: Ha.
- So, Phoebe's talking
to my parents.
When are you
gonna step up?
- Uh, as soon as Phoebe
lets me get a word in.
Grappling dummy,
am I right?
Anyway, let's eat!
- ♪
- CUTESY COW:
Who wants a hug?
- CHLOE: The Moo Crew!
- NORA & BILLY: The Moo Crew...
- HANK: [hiccups]
- [thunderous rumbling]
- [objects clattering]
- Even the house
hates this show.
- BARB: Okay, Hank,
outside now!
We've gotta cure you
of your super-hiccups
before you shake the house
to its foundation.
- Barb, that was
definitely the last--
[hiccups]
- [thunderous rumbling]
- [plaster crumbling]
- Kids, be good.
We're goin' outside.
- Billy, this is our chance
to show Chloe "Hootie the Owl."
Chloe, we have
something for you.
- Cool! An owl.
- Not just any owl.
Check this out.
- ♪ Hoot hoot!
Hootie don't care ♪
♪ Hoot hoot!
Hootie don't care ♪
♪ What do you
think about that ♪
- Excuse me, Hootie,
could you please help
me carry my groceries?
- Hootie don't care!
- [groceries clattering]
- ♪
- Ha. Ha. That was funny.
- I don't remember Hootie
harassing grandmas.
- [chomping]
- Hootie!
You can't just eat that
candy without paying.
That's stealing.
- Hootie don't care.
- [candy clattering]
- ♪
- ♪ Hoot Hoot!
Hootie don't care ♪
♪ Hoot! Hoot!
Hootie don't care ♪
♪ What do you think
about that ♪
- Maybe we shouldn't
have shown that to Chloe.
- She's a good kid.
I don't think we have
anything to worry about.
- CHLOE: [whooshing]
Chloe don't care!
[whooshing]
[scribbling]
Chloe don't care!
[whooshing]
- [lamp clatters]
- Chloe don't care!
- This is your fault.
- Chloe don't care!
Chloe don't care!
Chloe don't care!
- See how my arm is hanging
out of the socket?
Best day ever!
- Once again, in this
upside-down world,
somebody likes Phoebe.
We're good here. Later.
- Oh, you can't leave.
My dad still wants
to talk to you.
- GARY: Hey, boy!
- [cage rattling]
- I wanna talk to you.
- [inner voice]
Weird hair!
- Hey, Max.
- [inner voice]
Weird face!
Phoebe, they're closing in.
- Debbie, Gary, you know,
I've actually done
a little bit of
fighting myself.
Uh, let me show you
some of my moves.
- No, I haven't had a chance
to talk to the elf yet.
- I have to show you now.
Here, why don't you
stand over here,
and I'll go smack
this shirtless guy around.
Ha! Ha! Bah!
- Phoebe just keeps
buttin' in.
I've gotta go.
Great job, Phoebe.
- PHOEBE: [grunts]
- [heavy thud]
- MAX: Oh!
- This gym is weak!
- ALL: [mixed comments]
- DEBBIE:
But, wait. Don't go.
- I am so sorry.
- You two ruined
our grand opening.
- I'm sure they
didn't mean it.
- No, I want the Blundermans
outta here now,
and you will never
see Max again.
- Okay, this seems like the
perfect time to remind you...
this was your idea.
- Max, I--
What is happening?
- COLOSSO:
[chuckling]
Watching a little hockey,
makin' Max forget
all about Allison.
Max, tell her how much fun
you're havin' with
your pally-wally.
- I'm not and you're
this close
to losing your
upstairs privileges.
- Anyway, I think
I can convince
Allison's parents
to let you two date again.
- Oh, are you gonna kick
'em down a flight of stairs?
Stay away from them!
- Fine. But you're gonna
come crawlin' back
for help, mister,
and when you do...
I will totally help you
'cause I'm so, so sorry.
- Gee, some people have no idea
when they're trying too hard.
So, where are you gonna
take me for dinner, Maxy-Waxy?
- It just went from
weird to what?
I'm gonna go
get Allison back.
- Heck, I shoulda
worn heels.
- Well, Hank, we've tried
everything else
to get rid of your
super-hiccups.
Hopefully, this will
turn things around.
- Ah, you can count on
this old Thunderman trick.
We'll be back inside the house
before you can say--
[hiccups]
- [thunderous rumbling]
- [branch thuds]
- Or we could just live in
the driveway from now on.
- We'll be at this
as long as it takes.
Billy and Nora are doing
a great job watching Chloe.
- BILLY & NORA:
Where's Chloe?
I thought you had her!
- [expl*si*n]
- CHLOE: I don't care!
- We've gotta fix her before Mom
and Dad find out about this.
- Good luck with that.
Hootie's her master now.
- No way. We've just gotta
put our foot down.
Chloe Thunderman,
get up here this instant!
- [whooshing]
- We've had enough
of this, young lady.
- No more "Chloe don't care,"
and no more Hootie.
- That was a mistake.
- ALL: [whooshing]
- And stay out!
[whooshing]
[whooshing]
- [door lock clicks]
- Chloe! You can't
lock us out.
- Chloe don't care!
- "Chloe don't care"?
- You showed her Hootie the--
[groaning, sobbing]
Owww...
- It's pronounced "Owl."
- We specifically told
you not to show her--
Hey, my super-hiccups
are gone.
- Oh?
- Just like we planned.
- ♪
- GARY:
[martial arts grunting]
- All right, time
to win back Allison
by not talking so her parents
don't find out I'm a jerk.
- [air horn blasting]
- What are you doin' here,
Leprechaun?
- DEBBIE: "I have laryngitis
and can't talk."
- GARY: "I want to be
Alison's boyfriend again."
Forget it! Not after what
you and your sister did.
"Phoebe isn't my real sister.
She was raised by
a pack of wolves"?
- DEBBIE: "She went
back to her wolf family
and you'll never
see her again."
- Hello, it's me again.
Gary, Debbie, I messed up
yesterday, not Max.
- Phoebe, what are
you doing here?
- Wait! You talked.
- GARY: "The laryngitis
comes and goes."
- Let me make things right.
Come on, open up
the fighting cage
in your heart
and let me in.
- You wouldn't last two
seconds in my heart cage.
- Please? Come on,
I'll do anything.
- Actually, Gary, we do need
a sparring partner for Daisy.
- You need someone
to spar with Daisy?
I'll spar with Daisy.
Who's Daisy?
- Daisy is a world-
class MMA fighter.
You couldn't handle her.
- I took you guys down--
by accident.
Please let me help you.
- Daisy will quit our gym
if we don't give
her somebody to pound on.
We can't afford to
lose another star.
- Fine. Suit up and maybe
we'll forgive you.
But you're still not
in my heart cage!
- Phoebe, don't.
- Let me do this, Max.
After they forgive me,
maybe they'll reconsider
you and Allison.
- But my plan was working.
- What a stupid plan!
- All right, your turn.
Please, don't mess this up.
- [sighing]
I won't.
Hey, I'm a superhero,
remember?
Besides, how bad could
this "Daisy" be?
- It's Crazy Daisy!
[martial arts grunt]
- The full name woulda
been helpful earlier.
- Chloe, come on, we've been
out here long enough.
We need to talk about this.
- [cellphone ringing]
- Hello?
- Chloe don't care!
- All right, that's it.
I am breaking the door down.
- Hank, it doesn't matter
if we're inside or outside.
The problem is she's
stopped caring.
We need to find something
that she cares about again.
- Chloe loves watching
"Cutesy Cow" with us.
We can do that.
- That's a great idea, Nora.
Look, everyone,
it's "Cutesy Cow".
Let's watch it together
as a family.
- CUTESY COW:
Who wants a hug?
- ALL: The Moo Crew!
- [cellphone ringing]
- Don't answer it, Mom.
We all know what
she's going to say.
- BARB:
[sighing]
- Well, now what--
ah... ah...
- Uh-oh.
Hank, you sound like
you're coming down with a cold.
- No, no, no way.
I am Thunderma-a-a-a...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
- He's gonna super-sneeze!
- NORA & BILLY:
Uh-oh!
- Hold onto something!
- Acho-o-o-o-o-o!
- [gale force winds gusting]
- Chloe, you came outside.
- I was worried
about my family.
- Aw, that's sweet, honey,
but Daddy's fine.
- Not you--them.
- You hear that, Billy?
She cares again.
- That's grea-a-a-t.
[groaning]
- DAISY:
[martial arts roar]
[martial arts grunting]
- Max, what are
you doing here?
- [heavy thud]
- Is that Phoebe in the cage?
- Yeah, we came to make things
right with your parents,
and I'm afraid this
was the only way.
Get crazy, Daisy!
[laughing]
- So, she's in there fighting
for our relationship.
Shouldn't that be you?
- Well, I can't risk my face.
You know I have
the cheeks of a Norse god
and the lips of
an Amazonian princess.
- You don't think
I know that?
What I meant was
I want you to have
an actual conversation
with my parents.
At least give them
a chance to see what I see.
- [sighing]
Fine.
Hanging with Colosso
was never this hard.
Weird, but not this hard.
Gary, Debbie, a word?
All right, here's the deal.
I'm worried if
I opened my mouth,
you guys wouldn't
like me, but,
you know what,
you already don't like me.
So, I'm just gonna tell
you how I really feel.
- Oh, no, he's gonna
ruin all my hard work.
Is that my leg?
- DAISY:
[roaring] Yeah!
- The truth is...
I really like
your daughter...
and you splitting us up...
has broken my heart...
and I don't even
know I had one
until I met Allison.
- Did you just
talk to my parents
without insulting them?
- Did I?
What have you done to me?
- PHOEBE: She's changing
you for the better! Oh!
- [heavy thud]
- You know, Max, now that you've
told me how you really feel,
it changes nothing!
You'll never ever
see my Alli-Walli again!
- What?
- He said "you'll never ever
see my Alli-Walli again!"
- I just don't
understand parents.
Everything I saw on TV
told me this would work.
- What is wrong
with you guys?
That was really
hard for him.
He never talks to adults
without insulting them,
but he didn't make
fun of you.
- Yeah, I didn't
say anything about
that hat that y'all
be callin' a haircut!
Or her paintball face!
Was that out loud?
- PHOEBE:
Very lo-o-o-o-ud!
Whoa!
- [heavy thud]
- The thing is--Max
is a great boyfriend.
He's not like other boys.
He's fun, he's smart.
One day, he's gonna
take over the world.
- Well, it is on
my vision board.
- I'm sorry, but you
can't treat me
like your little
Alli-Walli forever.
- She's right, Gare-Bear.
- Well, I suppose if we have
to let you date somebody,
it might as well be this...
tiny woodland creature...
even if he was completely wrong
about my sweet-sweet mullet.
- PHOEBE:
[groans]
- So sweet.
- Thanks, Mom and Dad.
- Oh, Phoebe, you can
get outta there.
Allison and I
are back together.
- Finally!
[martial arts grunts]
- [heavy thud]
- [sighing]
This gym rocks!
- Thank you so much!
- Don't call me "so much."
Ma name's "Phoebe."
- Ha! Good one.
- Ah, still got it.
- DAISY: [roaring]
- Whoa!
- [heavy thud]
- ♪
03x19 - b*at the Parents
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.