05x23 - I Used To Be A Peoples

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[ANIMAL SOUNDS]

Go! [TITLE MUSIC]

T
-E
-E
-N T
-I
-T
-A
-N
-S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING]

T
-TEEN, T
-TEE
-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [SNAIL VOCALIZING]

Ah, the joy of reading.

Oh, the yes.

I, too, love the literature.

Looking at them words is making me hungry, yo.

[ALL CHATTERING]

CYBORG: I could sure use a little eaty.

[ALL CHOMPING, BURPING]

[ALL SIGHING]

The foods have made me the sleepy.

I shall now take the nap.


- CYBORG: That sounds pretty good to me.


- BEAST BOY: I'm feeling the nap, yo.

[ALL SNORING]

Titans! [ALL SCREAM]

Why are you interrupting our nap? Because clearly, you are all spending too much time together.


- How is that a bad thing?
- Are we not the team? Yes, and that is the problem.

We used to be people, too.

You means I used to be a peoples? Yes, and you can still be a peoples.

We just need to start spending more time apart.

Living our own lives, chasing our own dreams.

You's right, bro.

I gots to start living my own life.

Now, excuse me, I gots to go drop the kids off at the pool.


- Oh, yes.


- Yep, pooping sounds like a great idea.

[SNARLING]

[BEEPING]

I demand that we all spend the rest of the day apart.

Let's find out who we would be if we weren't members of the Teen Titans.

I will gladly join you in that endeavor.

[SNARLING]

I said, apart.

And that's an order! [ALL SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, man.

What's kind of peoples am I gonna be without my best friends? [SNORING]

Sticky Joe! Hmm, I gots me an idea.

Whoa, Sticky.

[GIGGLES]

I'mma learn to be my owns people by being Sticky Joe.

[MUSIC]


- What up?
- Mmm.

Oh, I mean "Howdy!" [GIGGLES]


- Howdy!
- Wow.

Howdy! Howdy! [HORN HONKS]

BEAST BOY: Howdy.

Yahoo! [ALARM BLARING]

[ALL MUTTERING]


- Howdy.


- ALL: Huh? [CHUCKLING]

Howdy.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

Howdy! [SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

Now how am I gonna become my own peoples? STICKY JOE: Howdy? [GASPS]

[GIBBERING]

I gets it now.

It doesn't matter what you're wearing on the outside because howdys come from the heart.

And if your howdys are true, you'll never be blue.


- Aww.


- Oh.

Howdy.

Sticky Joe, you's a Bohemian treasure.

Howdy.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Whoo! I suppose spending time apart from the friends is the beneficial.

I have neglected my secret agent duties for too long.

This is the agent Ooo Ooo 7.

I shall now engage the secret mission.

Ah, the illustrious Agent Ooo Ooo 7.

I am here to thwart the nefarious plans.

I'm afraid you're too late.

With the push of a button, my laser will I see you enjoy stroking the kitty.

I was saying, with the push of a button,
- my laser will
- May I stroke the kitty? Ugh.

If I say yes, will you let me finish saying my evil plan?
- Joy!
- With the push of a button, my STARFIRE: Oh, kitty.

Meow, meow, meow.

She is now the prettiest of the kitties.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

You really don't care about my laser, do you? I finally have a moment to do my evil speech, and all you do is care about a cat.

[CAT MEOWS]


- Can you do the blaming of me?
- No.

Would you, too, like to frolic with the kitty? Mmm.

Very much.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Now, if you will excuse me, I must thwart your doomsday plans.

Thwart! [BEEPS]

Thwart, thwart, thwart! Thwart! Agent Ooo Ooo 7 has accomplished the mission and spent the time apart from the friends.

Joy! [EXCLAIMING]

If I can't spend time with the Titans, I'll kick it with my other best friend.

Oh, yeah.

Quality time.

I shall finally be the true overlord of the macrocosm.

[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]

You're lucky I'm not there, Musclelor.

[YAWNS]

Otherwise, I would whoop you good.

[SNORING]

[EXCLAIMS]

Oh, my goodness.

I've been transported into Him
-Guy's macro cosmos.

This is amazing.

[MUSCLELOR LAUGHS]

[GASPS]

You've awakened to your doom, Him
-Guy.

You will never defeat me with your scrawny limbs.

[LAUGHING]

Just wait till I beef up.

By the power of muscle.

[ECHOING]

I have the muscles! Hey, this sword didn't give me any muscles.

I guess there's no shortcut for a hot bod.

I'm gonna have to put in the hard work.

Four lifting sessions per week, two days upper body with a bench press focus, two days lower body, and that's gonna be squats and deadlifts.

I should see some gains in four to six months.

[LAUGHING]

You'll never be this jacked.

Hyah! Hyah! Hoo
-hoo
-ha! Only modern techniques like P44Z can give you sick gains like these.

My tried
-and
-true method will prevail.

I'll see you in four to six months, Musclelor! You'll never be as jacked as me.

Never! [MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

HIM
-GUY: We're ready.

Ha! Hoo, hoo, ha!
- HIM
-GUY: Musclelor.


- Huh? Such gains in four to six months.

Like I said, no shortcuts.

Now we'll see who's the real overlord of the macrocosm.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

I'll be back, Him
-Guy! Me and my pythons will be ready.

What? Where? Hoo, doggie! It was all a dream.

Or was it? Let's hit the gym.

Yee
-haw! Hmm.

Maybe I have been spending too much time with the other Titans.

I do love being alone.

[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

[FARTS]


- Ugh.


- How [SIGHS]

[CHIRPING]

Aww.

[FARTS]

[SNARLS]

Mmm.

[GIGGLING]

[FARTS]

Ugh! [FARTING]

Aah! [FARTING]

[BURPS]

[SHRIEKS]

[FARTS]

No, no, no.

[FARTING]

[FARTS]

[ENGINE SPUTTERING, FARTS]

Ugh! Ah, that's better.

[FARTS]

Ugh.

[PIANO MUSIC]

Yes.

Whoo! [ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC]

I finally got the Titans out of the tower.

Time to be my own peoples.

[WHOOPING]

Yes! Ooh, look at this one.

Oh.

[LAUGHS]

Look at all this.

[LAUGHING EXCITEDLY]

Yes! Whoo
-hoo! Ha
-ha! Always wanted to do that.

Hmm.

Why not? [SIGHS]

Whew.

Ha
-ha! Yes! Whoo
-hoo
-hoo! [CREATURE GROWLING]

[WATCH BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

[SWALLOWS]

[b*mb BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[MELODIOUS TUNE PLAYING ON WATCH]