05x41 - Strength of a Grown Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Teen Titans Go!". Aired: April 23, 2013 – present.*
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Animated series that follows the adventures of the young Titans: Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire.
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05x41 - Strength of a Grown Man

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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing]

[mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting]

[lion roaring]

Go! [title theme]

T
-E
-E
-N T
-I
-T
-A
-N
-S Teen Titans, let's go [vocalizing]

Teen Titans, go And now, for the final piece on our friendship castle, yo.

[grunts]

Listen up, Titans, according to my intel, The Brain plans to destroy us, the Teen Titans, by using a Mechsuit made from new incredible technology.

[computer]

Indestructible titanium alloy armor.

Diamond
-tipped razor claws.

Nuclear
-powered plasma cannons.

[all whooping]

Look at all those crazy weapons! Ooh! We do not stand any of the chances against that.


- Yep, we're pretty much dead.


- Perhaps not.

An analysis of the suit schematics shows a weakness.

A tiny exhaust port leading to its power source.

What do you think this is? A star w*r? And, how's we supposed to blast up that tiny hole?
- It's too small, fool.


- Yeah, we're pretty much dead.

Or maybe, we just need a hero with shrinking powers.

Exactly.

Which is why I've recruited The Atom to join us on this dangerous mission.


- The Atom? What about me?
- What about you? Wha I can shrink just like The Atom.

You know that's my power, right?
- I thought it was making honey.


- It's not making honey.


- Oh.


- I thought it was making honey, too.

In our defense, you just joined the team.

I've been here for months.

Bumblebee, as our resident shrinking hero, you will be perfect for this mission.

So, what are you going to do about The Atom? Just call and cancel.

No big deal.

[doorbell ringing]


- Bro, he's here!
- It is now the big deal.

[groaning]

I'll handle it.

Atom, I'm sorry, but I have some bad news.


- Atom? Where is he?
- Yo, check your shoes, bro! Ah! [chuckles]

There you are.

[straining]

[grunts]

The mighty Atom is ready for the mission! Yeah, about that, I'm afraid your services are no longer required.

You're [sighing]

Oh.

You're kidding, right? It was a mix
-up.

I take full responsibility.

Oh, come on! Do you know how rare it is to get a mission that requires my stupid powers? Never! And when I do get called it's because Lois Lane dropped an earring down the bathroom sink.

I can't believe I let myself get excited because for once I was going to leave the house not to buy cat food! It's just, I got the shrinking thing covered.


- Good seeing you.


- I'm not leaving.

I drove all the way across town! I'm going on the mission.

I took a shower this morning, for crying out loud.


- I'm not sure what to do here.


- Easy.


- Pick the better hero.


- Uh, how are you the better hero? Because, when I shrink, I still have the strength of a full
-grown man!
- So, can you lift this couch?
- Yes, if someone got the other side.

Then it would just depend on the handholds.

But, I can also do this.

[spits]

[fanfare plays]

Have you ever seen a tiny man lift an entire bag of potato chips? Big deal! I can shrink and fly.

Feel! [buzzing]

[music]

Hmm.

I got to say shrinking seems like a pretty useless power.

Are you sure we need the tiny hero? To defeat The Brain? Yes.

In that case, I propose a shrink
-off! A tiny competition to decide who becomes the official shrinking hero
- of the Teen Titans.


- Ooh, we can't do that, Atom.

In the short time she's been with us, Bumblebee has become an essential part of our team.


- We couldn't just toss her aside.


- You want to pay me back the gas money I spent driving over here?
- [all]

No, thank you.


- No, no, no.

A shrink
-off it is.

What? Y'all really going to make me fight this guy?
- Shh! We can't afford gas money.


- Have not of the worries.


- We will provide you with the training.


- Yeah, honey mama.

We've seen all of them movies where people gets real small.


- So we knows what it takes.


- Great! Then it's settled.

[muffled speaking]

Will you please stop stepping on me! Sorry about that.


- As I was saying
- Now you're doing it on purpose! I'm really not.

[squelching]

Whoa.

[chuckles nervously]

He's really on there.

Little guy's stuck.

Can someone get the hose? I got you, bro.

[The Atom gurgling]

All right, mama, time to put your tiny powers to the test.

So, are we gonna train for the fight
- with some tiny combat techniques?
- No, we is going to do some classic tiny
-people
- in
-the
-grass shenanigans! [chuckling]

You're gonna fight this ant.

[squeaks]

[tense music]

[both scream]

Why would I fight an ant? Because, from your point of view, this normally harmless insect is now a monster.

A monster! [thunder cracks]

It's an ant.

This isn't gonna help me b*at The Atom.

Uh
-oh.


- It looks like it's headed your way.


- Watch out! He's just looking for food.


- Oh, man, she's a goner for sure!
- I can't bear to watch this! Yet I cannot look away.

Hey, Ant, I saw some beef jerky over there.

Ooh, you just caught the break of your life.

Phew! That's was close.

I want to make sure you're a member of this team for a long time.

So, I'm not going to hold back in this tiny training exercise.

[beeping]

[gulps]

I've just swallowed a device that can expand 100 volt.

If you don't shrink and remove it before it enlarges, my entire body is going to explode.


- Okay, slide in there.


- I don't want to.

Huh? Of course you do.

Tiny heroes are always exploring the insides of people's bodies.

No, we don't.

That's nasty.

Hurry! My life is in your hands!
- I could call a doctor.


- I gots you, bro.

Nos worries, I got them tiny wrists.

[muffled screaming]


- [gagging]


- Let me see.

Oh, nasty! [music]

I think she's ready.

I certainly hope the so.

For it is the tea time! Um, this is supposed to be training? [laughing]

Oh, no.

No, no, no, the no.

[giggling]

We just thought it would be cute.

Oh.

I'm never gonna defeat The Atom.

[belching]

[music]

My tiny desk is gonna go here.

My tiny bed is gonna go there.

Oh! I'm gonna have so much room! I'm not off the team yet, you tiny jerk! [chuckling]

You will be.

No one is a match for the almighty Atom You seem a little down, Bumblebee.


- The Atom, he is
- Don't worry about him.

As long as you believe in yourself, you can defeat him.

[strained]

No, she can't.

You don't hear that? The voice saying, "She can't"? That's the voice of doubt in your head.

[grunts]

I hear those kinds of voices all the time.

[in grumpy voice]

That's because you're lonely.

[chuckles]

I told you! I am not listening.

[in high
-pitched voice]

It's only going to get worse from here, pal.


- Are you okay?
- [scoffing]

Of course I am! [chuckles]

Despite what they keep telling me! And, if you don't stop listening to those voices, too, you will never accomplish your goals.

Aww, thanks for the advice, Robin.


- Don't listen to Robin.

[grunting]


- Sorry, tiny voice.

But we're not listening to your negativity today.

[The Atom grunting]

This fierce but adorable battle will determine which of you will help the Titans take on The Brain, and become a permanent member of our team.

Ready? You're going down like my self
-esteem after spending another Thanksgiving alone.

[both yelling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You need some gear.

[giggling]

Here's a tiny little rope.

Here's a tiny little hat.

Here's two little helmets made out of thimbles.

Ooh, and the shields, which are the bottle caps.

Don't forget your little toothpick swords.

[all laugh]

[all chattering]

Now, fight! [boom]

[music]

[laughing maniacally]

The Brain.

Surprised, Titans? My new suit has the ability to teleport me anywhere.

[laughing sinisterly]

Titans, go! [roaring]

[all yelling]

[straining]

[laughing]

[all]

Ow! Ow! [all grunting]


- So easy.


- You may have stopped us, but you still need to stop them.


- Who?
- They're right there.

In front of you on the table? I really don't see anything.

He's talking about us! Down here! Hey! [squeaking]

Oh, I think I hear squeaking.

We've got to get to that exhaust port.

It's the suit's only weakness.

[yelling]

[music]


- You mean, this exhaust port?
- Nooo! Although, it makes sense he'd remedy the suit's only weakness.

I guess it doesn't matter who ends up on the Titans, since we're both garbage.

We are, but only when we're small.

Aah! Where did you come from?
- It's over, Brain!
- Strength of a grown man! [yelling]

Whoa! You've discovered my suit's only weakness! It's top
-heavy.

[straining]

Nice teamwork, Atom.

Let's go free the Titans.

Wait.

We've got to shrink back down
- so they think we did it as small heroes.


- Hmm, smart.

[straining]

Oh, Bumblebee and The Atom used their teeny tiny powers to rescue us.

Ah.

I guess we's was wrong.

You tiny heroes aren't so useless after all.

Once again, the mighty Atom stands victorious [grunts]

Yes! We're free! [beeping]

[rapid beeping]

[expl*si*n]
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