06x17 - Egg Hunt

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Teen Titans Go!". Aired: April 23, 2013 – present.*
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Animated series that follows the adventures of the young Titans: Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire.
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06x17 - Egg Hunt

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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing,
mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪


Ooh!

The swirly colors
of the Easter egg

are so the wonderful!

[chomps]
Mmm.

And so the delicious!

I's all about them
vegan chocolate bunnies, yo!

Oh, yeah!

I love these
marshmallow chicks.

They are nasty,
but I can't stop eating them.

[retching]

[retching]

What is your favorite part
of the Easter?

Eh, I don't really have
a favorite...

'cause I love it all!

[Starfire and Cyborg cheering]

[chanting] Chocolate bunnies!
Chocolate bunnies!

Now, let us engage in the
tradition of the egg hunt!

[beeping rapidly]

Sorry, but there will be
no egg hunt this year.

Youse can't cancel
the egg hunt, fool!

I have no choice.

Years ago,
I had a terrible egg hunt,

and it is a memory
too painful to relive.

[groans] All you have are
painful memories.

Or painful boring memories.

You're in luck,
because this memory is only painful.

Once, there was a brave,
young boy,

beloved by all.

Youse talking 'bout
that Jason Todd?

[sighs]
No.

Ooh!
Was it Tim Drake?

Nobody cares
about Tim Drake!

Ooh, I hope
it was Carrie Kelley.

She's my favorite Robin.

[yelling] I am
your favorite Robin!

I am the very brave boy.
It was me!

Eh, it would've been cooler
if it was Jason Todd.

- Mmm-hmm.
- [clears throat]

The brave, young boy...

Me!
I'm the brave boy.

...looked forward to his
first egg hunt with Batman.

My task was to find
one single Easter egg.

I looked everywhere
in the Batcave...

but I failed to find it,

and the egg has eluded me
to this very day.

[crying inaudibly]

I've never had the confidence
of a real detective,

all because I couldn't find
that Easter egg.

Oh! The story is giving me
the sads.

[cries]

[crying]
That's such a bummer, bro!

[sobbing]
Why... Why...

It's okay.

[all sobbing]

We understand
why you wouldn't wanna do

another egg hunt.

But we're gonna
do one anyway!

[all cheering]

[gasps] What if...

instead of
the Titan Tower egg hunt,

we help Robin finish the
egg hunt of his childhood?

Oh! A Batcave egg hunt?

I am in!

[groans]
That was years ago!

That egg is rotten
and smelly by now.

Couldn't smell any worse
than you usually do.

[all groan and retch]

But if I failed again,

what kind of detective
would I be?

That won't happen.
Not with us.

Do you really think
I can find the egg?

Find the egg!

[all chanting] - Find the egg!
Find the egg! Find the egg!

Who wants to spend Easter
in Gotham?

[all cheering]

- [thunder rumbles]
- [bats screeching]

[automated voice] Batcave
identification authorization.


Batman's favorite Robin.

Welcome, Jason Todd.

- [screams]
- [tires squeal]

[objects crashing]

- [tires squeal]
- [car crashes]

[metal clatters]

Are you sure the Batman
is not the home?

He always spends the day
dressed as the Easter Bunny,

handing out chocolate
to kids.

- [both cackling]
- [children cheering]

Find that egg, Titans! And remember,
look, but don't touch!

Yeah, right.

Last one to find that
rotten egg is a rotten egg!

[groans]

Hmm.
No egg here.

[in Batman's voice]
No egg!

Huh... No egg.

I can't find it anywhere!

Wait... [sniffs]

I think I smell it.

Oh, it's you.

[retches]

[groans] Who even knows
if the egg is still here?

It's official.

I'm a terrible detective.

On the upside, you's terrible
at other things too.

[exclaims] My bad.

[party horn toots]

- Whoa!
- [gasps]

There is something
attached.

"What has wings in the Gotham sky,
but cannot fly?"

A clue!

It appears Batman
created an egg hunt

only a real detective
could solve.

Then let us prove
you are the real detective.

Titans, go!

Find that egg!

"What has wings in the
Gotham sky but cannot fly?"

Any ideas, Titans?

Ooh! The airplane!

Okay, that has wings
and flies.

Look! The Bat Signal.
[chuckles]

Focus on the clue.

Hey, the Bat Signal
has wings.

Yeah, bats have wings.

It also doesn't fly.

Of course not,
it's a spotlight!

Now, be quiet
so I can unravel this clue!

[exclaims]

The Bat Signal is the answer to the clue,
you goof!

Oh, right.

[screams and groans]

[straining] Titans,
to the Bat Signal. [grunts]

[sizzling]

[screams]

[objects shatter]

It's not here!
At least, not anymore.

[sniffs] Wait!

I smell the rotten ovoid.

[belches]

No. It is just the friend,
Robin. [retches]

Since we's hit a dead end, I'm just gonna
casually lean against this Bat Signal here.

Another clue!

"Inside the prison,
lies what you seek.

It's to a hand
like shoes to feet."

[groans] Only a genius
can figure out these clues.

[cries] It's not fair!

Hey, Arkham Asylum
be a prison.

Maybe the egg be in there.

Oh, right.

Titans! To Arkham Asylum!

[thunder rumbles]

[person moaning eerily]

I wonder where Batman
hid that egg.

If I's were him,
I'd hide it in one of those good cells.

Of course! It will be easier
to search them

without all of these
pesky criminals in here.

[alarm blaring]

[criminals cheering]

[Robin groans]

Titans, search!

Not here.

Not the here.

No.

[ice shatters]

[screams]

[yells]

[objects clattering]

There is no the egg.

Wait. [sniffs]

I smell something.

It's just me!

This Joker dude sure has
a lot of gloves.

Hey! A glove is kinda like
a shoe.

That's ridiculous, Raven.

Gloves don't even have laces.

Shoes are to feet
as gloves are to hands.

Batman hid the egg
inside a glove. Geez!

Oh, right.

While youse all search
through all them gloves,

I's just gonna casually
lean against this lever here.

Ow! [grunts]

Another clue!

"To find the egg
and show your mental fitness,

the answer will stare at you from
where a bat does his business."

I have no idea
what that means!

[sighs] I'll never be
a real detective.

I can't even solve
these simple riddles.

I mean, wouldn't a bat
just do his business

in a toilet,
like everybody else?

Of course!
To Wayne Manor!

Why Wayne Manor?

That's where Batman
does his business.

Because Batman's secret
identity is Bruce Wayne?

[all gasp]

You didn't hear that from me.

[Robin yells]

This is it, Titans!

I'm finally going to find
the egg.

[yells in frustration]

I don't get it.

The clue said the
answer would be staring right at you.

The only thing
staring at me is failure.

I guess I was right
about myself all along.

I'm no detective.

You tried your best, man.

Dude, what is that?

Oh, that? One of my eyes
just cries colored tears.

Funky.

How long's it been
doing that, yo?

Since childhood.
That's why I wear a mask,

to cover it up.

Oh! The Batman hid the egg
on you!

I think I would know if I've had an
egg on me since childhood, Starfire.

Yeah, that woulds
be weird, yo.

And it wouldn't make
any sense.

I'm afraid it's just an unexplained
rainbow-colored crying thing.

Now, I'd like
to continue wallowing

in my failure as a detective.

Robin, look! The answer will
stare at you.

[gasps]

Yes! It's the egg!

Happy Easter, Robin!

I did it! I really did
it! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[all] Oh! Ooh...
[retching]
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