06x19 - Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Justice League Edition Part 2

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing,
mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Welcome back

to Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star,

Justice League edition.

Heroes from across
the DC universe

bailed out when
the Justice League

joined the competition.

The only ones
dumb enough

to hang around
were the Teen Titans, y'all.

Superman and Wonder Woman

showed off their
super fresh, super skills.

But Starfire and Cyborg's acts

were wiggity wack, yo!

- Putting the Titans...
- [buzzer sound]

...in some serious jeopardy.

Hoping to turn things around,

Robin kicked
Beast Boy to the curve,

and replaced him with Starfire.

Now, let's chickety check in
with the Titans

to see how they're
dealing with the fallout.

[instrumental music plays]

I'm just glad
Robin picked Starfire

and not me, man.

Robin is tearing apart
lifelong friendships

over jazz.

Jazz...

Let that sink in.

Do I feel sorry
that I replaced Beast Boy?

Hmm... Let me think...

No!

The point of this
competition is to win.

Plus, I think Starfire

is going to be
the perfect partner.

[instrumental music plays]

Okay, Star...

[dramatically] Are you
ready to give it your all?

I am not.

Will you devote

every fiber of your
being to greatness?

No, thank you.

Will you sacrifice
everything you hold dear

in the pursuit
of perfection?

I would rather the not.

[loudly] I can't hear you.

The no!

Louder!

Choose the someone else!

I ain'ts giving up
on my dream

that I has for a
couple of hours, yo.

Robin was right.

I was not going hard enough,

so I gots to break up
with my girlfriend

that I don't have.

Yo, mama Ray-Ray...

you gots to be my girlfriend.

[flat-tone] No.

But... I need you more

than I ever needed anything.

No.

You means
the world to me, Ray.

No.

You gots to know,

I'll treat you like
the queen you is.

No.

You'll always be
the only one in my heart.

No.

Raven...

will you be my girlfriend?

No.

- Please!
- No.

Please...

No.

Please, please,
please, please, please...

[sobs] Please!

Ugh. If I say yes,
will you leave me alone?

Mmm-hmm.

Fine. Yes.
I'll be your girlfriend.

[soft instrumental music plays]

Girl, I ain't got
no time for you.

Being a drummer be
the only thing

I can focus on right now.

It's over. Don't call me,
don't text me. Nothing.

[Beast Boy] Ow.

[sighs sadly]

That was the hardest things
I ever had to do.

But Robin said being a
drummer is my dream,

and I can't let
no imaginary girlfriend

get in the way of my dream.

We'll see if Beast Boy
can get his act together.

But right now,

let's throw it back
to center stage

for a performance from the
King of Atlantis himself,

Aquaman!

[instrumental music plays]

[device beeping]

[cheerful music plays]

What?

Those fish are amazing.

[music plays]

[glass breaking]

[music stops]

[buzzer blares]

[crowd booing]

Dang, yo!

We got a fish emergency.

--.

Someone get
a fishbowl out here.

[instrumental music plays]

That performance
literally flapped.

Ha! Get it?

Looks like the world's
greatest heroes

- aren't so great after all.
- [blowing]

We still have a sh*t.

The Titans have a chance

to get back
into this competition.

But will Raven's act
be good enough

to turn things around?

[instrumental music plays]

Sorry.

I won't be
performing tonight.

But Lady Legasus will!

Oh, my quads!

Who's ready
for some amazing feats?

♪ Look at them legs

♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪

♪ Look at them legs

♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪

♪ Walk strong, kick hard

♪ Let me see you lunge

♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪

♪ Walk strong, kick hard

♪ Let me see you lunge

♪ Let me see you lunge

♪ Let me see you lunge

- ♪ Look at them legs
- ♪ Look at them legs

♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪

[crowd cheering]

Dang!

It looks like Raven's
fancy footwork

has just given the Titans

a leg up in this competition.

- The Legasus is back, baby!
- [cheering]

- Yes, Raven!
- Oh, my goodness. That was incredible.

Lady Legasus rides again.

[laughs]

We are back in it.

Nice job, Raven.

Don't thank me.

Thank my thighs.

Next up, is the world's
greatest detective

and magician.

Give it up for Batman!

[mysterious music plays]

[gasps]

[all gasp]

[gasps] Great the commissioner
moustache man the back!

That is some
straight up sorcery.

[music plays]

[all gasp]

[gasps] Batman is a wizard?

He is blowing my mind!

[music continues]

Do not cut that
nice man in the half.

Do not do the it!

[music intensifies]

[all gasping]

My mind!

[both laugh]

Oh, snap!

The Titans will have to
top that performance

if they're going to take home
this year's title.

How are we
supposed to b*at that?

Batman just sawed
that dude in half!

In half!

If we lose this competition,

we'll become the
butt of everyone's jokes.

That is already the case.

Yeah? But we'll be
even bigger butts.

Then the time has come
for Starfire and I

to unleash the
greatest musical performance

the DC universe has ever seen.

Are... you... ready?

No. I am the nots.

Excellent.
All your hard work

is about to pay off.

- [fabric rips]
- No wait.

You ain'ts going
on that stage without me.

[tense music plays]

Forget it, Beast Boy,

you haven't earned it.

Oh, yes, I have.

Look at these hands, fool.

[shrieks]

Impressively gnarly.

But, no!

Starfire would be devastated.

I would not care.

Maybe if you had
the commitment she does,

this wouldn't have happened.

Let's go, Starfire.

[dramatic music plays]

Wait, Star...

I just want to say...

Good luck. Get in there!

I ain'ts never going to let you
steal my jazz man dreams.

[Starfire] Thank you.

I will be safe
from the jazz music in here.

This is it, ya'll.

It all comes down
to this performance.

So, what you got for us,
home slice?

Jazz...

Jazz?

That's for dads, yo.

I hope the judges
can stay awake

through your performance.

[floor screeching]

[whispers] I told you,
you're finished.

I ain'ts break up
with my fake girlfriend

and bust my knuckles
for nothing.

This be my dream.

You expect me to let you
waltz onto this stage

and ruin my performance?

[shaky voice] Dang...

You think they could
pull this off?

No. It's jazz. Remember?

If you ruin this,

I will destroy you
in every way possible.

Get out of my face, fool.

I gots drums to play.

Without further adozoo,

here's Robin
and Beast Boy, ya'll.

[drum roll]

[instrumental music plays]

[music intensifies]

What are you doing?

That performance was good.

If we's going to win,

it doesn't gots to be good,

it's got to be... great!

[squawks]

[squawks]

[roars]

[drumming intensifies]

[intense music plays]

[music stops]

[crowd cheering]

Wow!

Beast Boy's solo
was off the chain, yo!

We just witnessed
the birth of a

legendary jazz drummer

up in here.

[music plays]

[excitedly] I can't believe it.

That was good!

[flat-tone] But I don't know
anything about jazz.

Was it good?

I knew my boy had it in him.

That performance made me

super sleepy,

which I think is what
jazz is supposed to do.

[snores]

Hey... Beast Boy...

I'm sorry
for acting like a jerk.

I just wanted to push you

so you could realize
your potential.

I hope you understand.

Totally, brah.

Sometimes you just need
a crazy control freak

to scream in your face

and tell you
what your dreams is.

I owe you everything.

[music plays]

The judges have made
their decision.

And now... it's time...

to find out who the winner is.

Envelope please!

- [growling]
- Bad dog. Drop it.

Drop it! And...

the winners are...

the Teen Titans!

Word!

[upbeat instrumental music]

[all gasp]

What?

Yes! We won!

We finally won!

We done did it, yo.

We b*at you, Justice League.

[grunts]

I can't believe those pets

were stupid enough to pick us.

Hey, man, no hard feelings.

- Psych... In your face, Batman.
- Woo-hoo!

How does it feel
to be a loser?

You fools wish
you had talent like us.

We're the best.

The most talented heroes

in all of DC.

[all] Who's more talented?
Us! Us! Us!

- We're the best.
- We're the best.

Oh... yeah!

It is I, Starro.

I have traveled across
space and time

so that I may destroy
the most talented

super hero team
in the DC universe!

[all] Uh...

[all groaning]

Friends, I have finally escaped

from the magic box and...

Oh, no! [screams]

[all groaning]

And that's it for this edition

of Justice League's
Top Talent Idol Star.

Peace out, ya'll.

[groaning continues]