06x31 - TV Knight 6

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

- [cat meowing]
- [mouse squeaking]

- [elephant trumpeting]
- [lion roaring]

♪ Go!

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

[heroic instrumental music]

[intense music plays]

[bats screeching]

[vehicle approaching]

[tires screech]

[whistles]

[instrumental music plays]

[gasps]

[slurps]

[sighs heavily]

[gasps]

[both laughing]

Ahhh!

[both giggle]

[both laugh]

[static]

Guys, guys, guys!
Look what I bought.

It's a pocket Robin.

[screams]

[both gasp]

He's a tiny Robin

that you can fit in your pocket.

And he doesn't talk,
he only screams.

[screams]

I love the pocket Robin!

He's my new best friend,
and also my son.

Why would you buy this?

It just seems like a nuisance...

at best.

He fits in my pocket.

And if you don't feed him

his special expensive food
powder every hour,

he dies!

And he's not potty-trained.

I don't see how
any of those
are selling points.

I would do anything
for pocket Robin.

You are my baby now.

With pocket Robin
I'm never alone.

Put the pocket Robin
in my pocket.

[screams]

[all laughing]

I'm gonna end up having to
take care of this thing, aren't...

[all] Pocket Robin!

[cheerful instrumental music]

[growling]

[camera shutter clicks]

[screams]

[glass shatters]

[squashing]

[solemn music playing]

Well, I can't say
I didn't see this coming,

but at least we'll have some
peace and quiet again.

[sobbing] I crushed my son

with my butt!

There, there.

He is in the big pocket
in the sky now.

Aw...

Well, I know one ways
to make us feel better.

- [glass breaking] - I bought
replacement pocket Robin for everyone!

[all screaming]

[all] Hurray!

- [screaming]
- [grunting]

Ahhh!

[announcer] Tonight,

it's the most dramatic episode

of Tamaranian Bachelorette yet.

Only one
slurchindent blossom remains.

[coughs]

Which of the final three
eligible bachelors

will Princess Starfire choose?

L'Quaseus P,

underwear model and heir to
the Centauri galactic empire.

L'Quaseus N,

voted Andromeda Magazine's

Most Kissable
Organic Entity Alive.

And all-around spicy boy!

[kisses]

[flat tone] Or Robin.

I have made the decision.

I choose...

The Robin!

- [both gasp]
- [cheering]

She picked me!

In your face,
handsome alien men.

[whooping]

Whoo-hoo!

[clears throat]

My wildest dreams
have come true.

Now we can spend
the rest of our lives together.

Aaah...

[kissing sounds]

[Princess Starfire]
Don't be the sillies.

The winner of Tamaranian
Bachelorette doesn't get to kiss.

He gets to be sacrificed...

- Ahhh!
- ...to the dreaded

Lord Nor...

[roaring]

...to ensure my people
a bounteous mating season.

Wait. What?

In you go!

Oh, how I do love the romance.

[roars]

[instrumental music plays]

[both laughing]

[laughing]

[blows raspberry]

[squeaking]

[laughing]

[gasps]

[blows raspberry]

[both laughing]

[Alfred whistles]

[both laughing]

[Cyborg] Has this
ever happened to you?

- [thuds]
- [road roller beeping]

[dramatic music plays]

[announcer reading]

If you or someone you love
has been in an accidente,

then call us at the offices
of Logan and Stone.

Accidente attorneys-at-law.

We're here to defend you!

Hyah!

Together, we have
days of experience.

Protecting our clients
from all types of accidentes,

like... accidentes on land.

Accidentes at sea.

Accidentes in the air.

- Ahhh!
- [thuds]

Accidentes at work.

Ahhh!

Ha-ha! Missed me.

And accidentes in the home.

[clanking]

[announcer reading]

[singing]
♪ We're Logan and Stone

♪ Your accidente attorneys

♪ Call us on the phone
Or something ♪

[Cyborg] Brought to you by
The Jump City Pan Company.

[soft instrumental music]

Welcome back, everybody.

Glad you can join me today
for some more painting fun.

Now, let's begin.

Lovely.

Now I'm going to dab
some more green

and paint a little goblin.

Ooh. Where am I?

And don't forget
to hide his shame.

Now, add some mountains.

Ooh...

Some shrubs.

Ah...

Ooh. How about some
cheery little birds?

[twittering]

Whoa!

This is cool
being in a painting, yo.

And now it's time
to add the monster.

Wait. What?

Let's give her
a big, powerful body,

to hunt down
and devour her prey.

- [nervously] Uh...
- Big claws and spines,

and a nice, big pointy tooth.

Whoa, ho... hold up there.

Hmm.

That tooth
is looking a little lonely.

Let's say we give it
some friends.

I, uh... I think
that's enough teeth, yo.

And some more.

[growling]

And some more.

Feel free to add

whatever amount of teeth
feels right to you.

- [barking]
- Ahhh! This is a nightmare!

Get me out of here!

[Raven] And what's this?

It's a vampire.

- [roars]
- Ahhh!

[Raven] And some ghosts.

- [ghostly moans]
- [screams]

And this thing.

- [roars]
- Ahhh! Wheel lion!

- [roars]
- [screams]

Wow! That looks great.

What a perfect little painting.

Looks like we're all done here.

See you all next time.

- Bye...
- Hey! Where's you going?

I'm still stuck in here.

You can't leave me
like this, mama.

- [monsters growling]
- [shrieks]

[monsters snarling]

[both laughing]

[instrumental music plays]

[engine starting]

[horn honking]

[gasps]

[engine accelerating]

[instrumental music continues]

[tires screeching]

- [tires screech]
- [both laughing]

[both laughing]

[wolf whistle]

[horn honks]

- [twittering]
- [clicking]

[crashing]

[dramatic music plays]

[static]

[upbeat rap music plays]

♪ Yo, what up, chum
The weekend's here ♪

♪ It's time to party down
With those you hold dear ♪

♪ Can't decide what to eat?

♪ Well, have no fear

♪ I've got you the solution

♪ That will make
Your whole year ♪

♪ It's brunch
The chilliest meal around ♪

♪ Prepare your body
for flavors most profound ♪

♪ Have breakfast, have lunch
It's a feast for kings ♪

♪ A cool flavor journey
Makes the taste buds sing ♪

♪ Now when you're having
brunch The fun never ends ♪

♪ Check the sweet meal I'm
gonna make for my friends ♪

♪ We'll start with a waffle
But that's not enough ♪

♪ We're gonna dress it up
With some real dope stuff ♪

♪ Strawberries, peaches
Looks like a dream ♪

♪ And to top it off
Yo, add the whipped cream! ♪

♪ Carrots and onions
A handful of cheese ♪

♪ Some tomato slices
A whole can of peas ♪

Wait. What?

Uh, that's a lot of
flavors there, buddy.

Yes. That is definitely
the too much.

♪ Give me some Brussel sprouts ♪

♪ All the broccoli you wish

♪ A daikon radish
An entire fish ♪

♪ A taco, some chips
A plate of chow mein ♪

♪ A gingerbread house
With some candy canes ♪

- Stop it. Stop!
- [Cyborg singing indistinctly]

He's a mad man!

Hello. Police?

Get him on the ground!

♪ ...spaghetti A slice of pie ♪

♪ A tiny little car
With pennies inside ♪

No! That's not even
an edible thing.

♪ Put me on the plate
'Cause I am brunch ♪

♪ Brunch is me
And I am brunch... ♪

Stand back!

We're gonna blast him
into the Phantom Zone!

Do not mix the beams.

Brunch is all mighty!

Brunch is sublime!

Brunch is the greatest
meal of all time!

[clinking]

[effort grunt]

You, uh...

guys want to get some burritos?

[all] Yeah!

[Beast Boy] Bur-ri-tos!

[Beast Boy laughs]

[both laughing]

[shrieks]

[guinea pig shrieks]

[instrumental music plays]

- [man screams]
- [baby crying]

[both laughing]