01x01 - Bad Night (Night & the Doctor)

Episode transcripts of "Doctor Who". Mixed bag of webisodes, tardisodes and mini-episodes.*
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01x01 - Bad Night (Night & the Doctor)

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(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?
He's not there.

Who's speaking?

(INSECT BUZZING)

Sorry, the Prince of where?
Which one?

No, no.

No, which prince?
Not which Wales.

Um

-What year is this?

-I think that's probably for me! Hold this.

Hello?
Ah, yes, everything's fine.

Don't worry.

Well, exactly.

Why should you be worrying?
Who even mentioned worrying?
She's fine.

No, your mum is fine.

Don't answer this phone.

I answer this phone.

-Where have you been?
-Pally.

just a party.

Um, yes, your mum is here, actually, but she can't come to the phone at the moment.

Well, she's busy.

Oh, you know, the Commonwealth.

It's your son, ma'am, he wants to talk to you.

We can't let him see you like this, well, hear you, not that he could hear you,

-you're a fish.


(PHONE RINGS)

Sorry, I've got another call coming in.

Hello?
There is not a bit of use yelling, ambassador.

Your warrior chief is trapped in my Tardis.

And until you've turned Her Majesty here back into a human being, he's staying put.

Don't worry, he's perfectly safe Just popping you on hold.

What have you done?
I thought that it was a fly.

So much for the slaughter of 10 billion souls.

-What is going on?
-I was at a party.

There was a slight incident.

What, so you sneak out at night to parties?
Hang on.

You're dressed up.

You never dress up.

-Was River at the party?
-Oh, why would she be there?
Don't just don't lie to me, Doctor.

-You're rubbish at it.

-Look, I do not sneak out at night

-See?
Rubbish.

-Oh! Look, sorry, but I am in the middle of a thing.

Doctor! Doctor.

I I need to talk to you.

There is a reason that I couldn't sleep.

-Rory!

-What are you doing?
You've got the serious face on.

I always shout for Rory when you've got the serious face.

Rory, she's having an emotion!

-What?
What's wrong, Amy?
-Why are you calling him?
It's his turn.

You two have You two have turns?
No! It's the wrong fish.

I've taken the wrong fish.

River, we've got the wrong fish.

Look, sorry, you two.

I've made a mistake.

I've got three hours to save the Commonwealth.

What happens in three hours?
The pet shops open.
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