06x41 - Cool Uncles

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Teen Titans Go!". Aired: April 23, 2013 – present.*
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Animated series that follows the adventures of the young Titans: Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire.
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06x41 - Cool Uncles

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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Gimme a "Wack"!

Gimme a "A"!

Give to me the "Doodles"!

What's that spell?

[all reading]

We're finally going back

to our favorite amusement park.

And it's got a new ride!

[all reading]

[Raven] It's the world's
tallest slingshot ride.


It can launch you
a mile into the sky.


Most people actually pass out.

[laughs] Not me!

Only babies be passing out.

Our wits will surely
be scared from us,

possibly never to return!

[all cheering
and chattering excitedly]

[doorbell rings]

- [button clicks]
- [elevator dings]

Ugh, it's you.

[button clicks repeatedly]

Whatever you want,
the answer is "No."

Oh, come on.
How can you say no

when you don't even know
what I want?

[groans] What do you want, Dad?

I need you to babysit
your little brothers.

- [all laughing]
- [hiccups]

Dad, I can't.

Can and will.

I have a very important
business meeting today.

But I'm going to Wack-A-Doodles
with my friends!

Well, take your brothers along.
They'll love it!

[boys talking gibberish]

Pwease, Raven. Pwease?

Ugh, fine.

Great! I'll be back tonight
to pick them up.

Thank you, honey!

Who are the adorable
little ones?

These are my baby brothers.

Russ, Lyle, and Sho.

What? I didn't know
you had brothers.

Hey, little bros!
I'm your Uncle Cy.

And I's your Uncle BB.

[both] And we's
your cool uncles!

[announcer reading]

[both] We so cool.

We's gonna spoil you rotten.

[all laughing]

[laughs] Yeah.
I'm Robin.

I'm your cool uncle, too!

Hey!

Uh, what you doin', man?

You not a cool uncle, bro.

I am so! Watch.

[gasps] Whoa! Where did I go?

Peek-a-boo!

[bawling]

- Whoa!
- [Starfire exclaims]

Whats is goin' on?

When my brothers get upset

their demon powers
totally rage out of control.

[babies continue bawling]

Ow!

[babies laugh]

[chuckles nervously] They sure are
little rascals, aren't they? [exclaims]

You should see what happens
when they really get upset.

Oh, but they are so the cute!

Yeah, and they're also
demon babies,

which means
they have lots of power

but no control.

Taking them to Wack-A-Doodles
could be extremely dangerous.

Like, end of the world
kind of dangerous.

Chills, Mama.

They ain't gonna be upset
and destroy the world,

'cause their cool uncles

will make sure
they's always having a blast,

[announcer reading]

Who wants to go for a ride
on their Cool Uncle Cy?

I sh**t real missiles.

- [babies cheering]
- [creaking]

Ooh, look! They love
the mechanical rides.

Then, it's settled!

Wack-A-Doodles, here we come!

[people chattering indistinctly]

[babies laughing]

This is a mistake.

Correction.

This is the cheeriest place
on the planet.

Look! It is the Wack-A-Doodle!

[mascot] Oh, Wack-A-Wook-A!
Welcome to Wack-A-Doodles!

[laughing hysterically]

[laughter slows down menacingly]

[crying]

[thunder rumbling]

[crashes]

There, there.
It's okay!

The creepy space cat's gone now.

I told you guys.

We can't let my brothers
get upset.

[people screaming]

[all gasp]

[all] The Stratosfear.

[children cheering]

[children scream]

On second thought, I don't
think I wanna go on this ride.

Come on, bro,
don't chicken out now!

Looks like none of us are going.

Check that line.

[all chattering indistinctly]

Oh, man, that's crazy long!

[whimpering]

Shh, shh!
It's okay, it's okay.

I have an idea.

How about we go on a nice,
fun baby ride instead?

[chuckling]

[robots]
♪ It's a wacky, wacky world ♪

♪ It's the wackiest world ♪

♪ It's a Wack-A-Doodle world ♪

♪ It's a wack-screw world ♪

♪ It's a wacky, wacky world ♪

- [babies laugh]
- [song continues indistinctly]

Ugh. I'm sorry I dragged
you guys on this.

- Hey, if they're happy, we're happy.
- [both exclaim]

♪ It's a wacky, wacky world ♪

♪ It's the wackiest world ♪

♪ It's a Wack-A-Doodle... ♪

The mechanical simulacrums
and repetitive music

are causing the creepy
feelings to enter me.

[shrieks]

♪ Wacky, wacky! ♪

- Starfire, no!
- [grunting]

♪ It's a wacky, wacky world ♪

♪ It's the wackiest world ♪

[shrieks]

[in distorted voice]
Welcome to Wack-A-Doodles.

[laughs]

[babies cry]

♪ Wacky, wacky! ♪

- ♪ World! ♪
- Quick! Emergency exit!


[motor revving]

- [breaks squeal]
- [Robin grunts]

[laughing]

Phew! That was close.

Look! We landed at the front
of the Stratosfear line.

We don't have to wait!

[cheering]

Aren't you coming, Mama?

Mmm, I think my little bros have
had enough excitement for the day.

You guys go on the
Stratosfear without me.

We would never!

No, no, I insist.

[all] Okay,
thanks, Raven. Bye!

[machinery creaking]

- [whooshing]
- [Titans cheering]

[Titans screaming]

[obnoxious air horn blows]

[Titans chattering excitedly]

[raggedly]
The fear, it's real!

The fear is real!

I'm not gonna lie, I straight
up passed out like a baby.

Oh, my dog.

I hads my eyes closed
the whole time!

I didn't sees a thing!

Raven, you must experience...

[reading]

Yeah, we'll watch the babies.

You can trust us.

We've got churros.

Estamos cool uncles!

Mmm. Okay!

I'll be right back.

[inhales deeply]

[babies chuckling]

[burps]

What are you guys doing here?

We can't take my brothers
on this ride!

They're gonna freak out!

[machinery creaking]

The time has come!

[all screaming]

- [Robin] Ahhh! Waah!
- [Raven] Gah!

[all screaming]

[eagles screeching]

[laughing]

[all cheering]

Phew!

Hey, that actually
wasn't so bad.

Indeed! They should rename
the ride the "Stratos-fun."

[whimpering] Yeah.

[in high-pitched voice]
So fun!

[babies laughing]

You little bros make your
cool uncles so proud...

That we got you a little reward.

[laughing]

- [crying]
- [thunder rumbles]

It's okay, it's okay!
Here's some fun balloons!

[crying]

And you let them go!

Oh, no, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay!

Here you go, little guys.

Whoo-hoo!

Robin, no!

[laughing menacingly
in slow motion]

[yelling]

[all gasp]

[roaring]

Ugh. My dad
is gonna be so happy

when he hears about this.

[people screaming]

Wack-A-Wack-A!
Welcome to Wack-A-Doodles!

[mascot laughing]

[grunts and laughs]

No, no.

Put the creepy space cat down
right now.

You're being very bad.

[roars]

[screams]

[laughing]

Ah! The only way to do
the cheering up of the triplets

is to do the b*ating up
of the Robin.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
There's probably a better...

[screams]

[Robin] Whoa!

[groans]

- [car horn honks]
- [grunts]

[groans and exclaims]

[giggles]

[Robin grunts]

[laughing]

Okay, not too hard, now!

They won't laugh...
[grunts]

...if it doesn't look real!

[grunts]

[snickers]

No, no, no, no!
That's too far!

[screams]

[camera shutter clicks]

[laughs]

Aw! It's good
to have you guys back.

And, hey! I think
there's still time

to go on a few more rides
with your cool uncles!

[groans and grunts]

I believe we are getting
the thrown out now.

Sometimes, that happens
with cool uncles.

[announcer reading]

[kissing]

Okay, Dad'll be here any minute.

I gotta admit, I had a great time
with you little demons today.

[kisses]

Alligators, we will see you
the later.

Your cool uncles

got you a little somethin'
somethin' for the road.

It's sugary, sweet,

and sure to make you hyper
right before bedtime.

[chuckles]
I think that's cool

'cause I'm a cool uncle, too!

And ice cream's cool.
We're all cool.

- Could you just stop, bro?
- Daddy's back.

Dad! You were playing golf?

You said you had a very
important business meeting!

I may be a father
but I'm also a demon,

so don't expect me
to always be honest.

Hmm.

Come on, boys. Let's go before
your sister gets upset.

[crying]

Uh-oh.

Bye, little bros!
Love you!

Oh, come on!
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