07x01 - Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Teen Titans Go!". Aired: April 23, 2013 – present.*
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Animated series that follows the adventures of the young Titans: Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire.
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07x01 - Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Part 1

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[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Buckle up, my peeps,

a star is about to be born
right up in here.

I'm your host, Birdarang.

Last time on the show,
by some dope miracle


the Teen Titans managed
to take on the Justice League


with jazz and win.

Can lightning strike twice

for these semi-popular
superheroes?

Probably not, y'all,

'cause this year,
we're gonna shake things up!

[upbeat music playing]

- [audience cheering]
- In just a few moments,

dance crews
from across the DC Universe.

Will begin competing and trying their best
to impress our judges.

Here they come now.

Superman...

Wonder Woman...

Batman...

The guy who talks to fish...

[turtle grunts]

[mimics dolphin call]

And our special guest judge,
straight from the s,

it's legendary
breakdancing superhero,

Vibe!

What up, what up?
My name is Vibe!

Boom, Box, Bam!

With moves like that,

this judge won't be easy
to impress

and this year,
the stakes are fly!

The best dance crew will score a
coveted spot on Batman's chest.

That's right, yo.
The iconic Bat symbol itself

will be replaced with a picture
of the winning crew

for an entire y-y-y-y-year!

Talk about mad respect, y'all.

Hopeful crews are backstage
right now, warming up.


Man, Cy, have you seen
the competition in here?

How we gonna competes with that?

Listen to me, Beastie,
we got this,

'cause you and me, we got
that middle brain connection.

That's true, that's true...

I thinks.

The key to being in a dance crew

is having a strong connection
with your partner.

It takes a lot of practice, yo.
I even practice in my dreams.

And sometimes I'm naked
and it's awkward

but I'm a better dancer for it.

You know when you have
that connection,

and you know when you don't.

Hey, guys. So,
when do we go on?

[in hushed voice]
Didn't you tell him?

Oh.

I was supposed to tell Robin
that we cut him from the crew.

But then I procrastinatitated,

and then that's when I forgots.

My bad!

Yo, Robin, you're off the crew.

What? Why?

Don't ask why, you know why!

You never showed up
for practice.

I was busy!

[laughs evilly]

Showing your excuses
doesn't make it any less lame.

Snippety snip.
Youse been cut, son.

- Argh!
- Robin, cut from your crew

just moments before
the competition,

you must be feeling
aw-aw-awful right now.

Tell us about that.

[cries hysterically]

I mean, we had to cut him.

Oh, yeah, no doubt.

But I still feel kinda bad

'cause I know how much he wants to be
on Batman's chest.

He's obsessed, yo.

What would it mean
to have my picture on Batman's chest?

People might finally see me
as cool


or realistically gritty,

or excessively,
nightmarishly dark and depressing.


That kind of exposure?
I mean, it's huge!

It's not just anyone's chest,
you know?

It's Batman's chest.

I really, really want this!

Cool beans, yo.

The competition starts now.

- Hi, I'm Cyborg.
- I'm Boy Beast...

uh, I mean Beast Boy.

Sorry, I'm a little nervous.

Don't say you nervous on TV!

[all laugh]

You know what?
I like y'all.

I'm getting some good vibes
from you two.

So, what y'all doin'
for us tonight?

Our routine is called
"Doomsday for Superman."

Please enjoy.

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

[thunderclap]

[music stops]

[audience cheering]

A truly touching tribute
to the Man of Steel,

but is it enough
to get them to the next round?

Cyborg, Beast Boy...

- Yo, that was dope!
- [audience cheering]

You goin'
to the next round, kid!

[buttons dinging]

- [both exclaim]
- While Cyborg and Beast Boy

were moving on
to the next round,

some dance crews were
riding , .

- [music playing]
- [buzzer sounds]

Nope, that's not
shaking things up.

- [both scream]
- With crews dropping like flies,

the question
for those who remain

"Can you handle
the pressure?"

Me and Star, oh, yeah,
we practice all the time.

No pressure here.

We have
the very strong connection.

It is like we are the two peas
who share of the same pod.

I think being on a crew
is about being a team player.

Not everyone
knows how to do that.

[exhaling sharply]

Good news! I'm joining
your dance crew

under one condition.

Uh, we didn't ask you to join.

And we especially didn't ask you

to join at the very last minute.

[crashes]

One condition,

we've got to add more flips!

Every good dance routine

has to be at least
a little dangerous.

The absolute no.

Hmm, no to the flips
or no to me being on the dance crew?

- The both.
- Oh, come on!

You and I must have
some sort of connection?

I feel only the disconnection.

Oh, no, she didn't!

Robin, your heart
was just stomped on

by the girl
you've been crushing over.

You must be feeling
w-w-w-wrecked right now.

Tell us about that.

[cries hysterically]

[audience cheering]

Baseball uniforms?

You sure you're in
the right competition?

I am sure that we shall do

- the knocking out of the park.
- [audience cheering]

Oh!

Our routine is inspired by the classic film,
A League Of Their Own.

Okay, Star, okay, Ray-Ray,
I see y'all.

♪ Take us out
to the ball game ♪


[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

[groans, cries]

Hey, there's no crying
in baseball!

- [music stops]
- [audience cheering]

Oh, yeah! That was
a home run right there.

[buttons dinging]

[all cheering]

- Those were some sweet moves, mamas.
- Thanks!

You two also performed

with the coordinated excellence.

Can you believe it?
We's all going to the next round!

Except Robin.
No offense, Robin.

Hey! I haven't even
gone on yet!

In fact, I'm about to right now.

Slow your roll, home boy.
You can't go out there alone.

You have to have a crew.

Oh-ho-ho-ho, I've got a crew.

And we are, like, so connected.

Hi. [chuckles nervously]

Is that your dance crew?

- That's right.
- [all laughing]

Oh, [chuckles] and, B-Batman?

[chuckling nervously]
Hi, it's me, Robin.

I just wanted to say it would be
such an honor to be on your chest.

Okay, Robin, let's see
what you got.

Ready, guys?

[upbeat dance music playing]

[all laughing]

I think somebody
needs a miracle.

Hey, does anybody have a miracle

they can spare this man
right here? [laughs]

Gentlemen, let's show 'em
what we've got.

- [all gasp]
- Hip-to-the-hop!

It's a m-m-m-miracle!

[all cheering]

Okay, okay, I know
we normally don't do this,

but...

[airhorn blaring]

Ah! The platinum buzzer!

Oh, my goodness,
we got the platinum buzzer!

Okay, so I borrowed
Raven's spell book,

and brought my crew to life.

I call 'em the Jabbawockiez

and we're going
straight to the finals!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

In your face!
And in your face!

[cries hysterically]

'Cause my face is gonna be
on Batman's chest.

Wow, bro, good performance.

Yeah, you found a great crew.

We're happy for you, seriously.

It is both shocking
and also true.

No, don't be happy for me.

Just let me rub it
in your faces!

Ha! I didn't need
to practice after all

because I have
what we call in the biz

"raw talent."

Clearly, the Jabbawockiez
recognize that.

Oh, snap! Stick around,

because when we come back,

we'll find out how Robin
takes the news.

Oh, what news?

It's all coming up

on Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star


Dance Crew Edition!
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