07x02 - Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Part 2

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

We're back with Justice League's

Next Top Talent Idol Star
Dance Crew Edition.

Right now, crews
from around the DC Universe

are competing to earn
the maddest of all respects,

their faces emblazoned

on Batman's chest
for an entire year.

Boom goes the dynamite.

So far tonight, some crews
really shook things up.

While other crews got shook up.

The biggest surprise came
when Robin revealed he'd finally found a crew.

But this player
was about to get played.

[hip-hop music playing]

What do you mean
you're cutting me from the crew?

Why?

[crying hysterically]

Looks like Robin
didn't take the news well.

Let's creep and peep him
at his lowest, right now!

[Robin continues
crying hysterically]

Oh, Robin,
the world wants to know,

what's it feel like
to flush your chances

of winning this competition
down the toilet?

I'm not flushing anything.

I'm a superhero

and superheroes never give up!

Okay, okay, big ups
for the strong talk, my man.

Now, according to the rules,
you can still go to the finals

- if you can find a new crew.
- [scoffs]

- How hard could that be?
- I guess we'll see.

But right now,
let's get back to the stage

where Round Two
is forcing crews to step up or step out.

We call this routine
"The Fugitive."

DJ, drop that b*at!

[upbeat dance music playing]

[all gasp]

[all cheering]

[buttons dinging]

We're going to the finals, baby!

[both cheering, exclaiming]

[upbeat dance music playing]

- [all cheering]
- Mission Control,

we have liftoff.

We're going to the finals.
We could actually, like, win!

Victory is so close,

I can almost do
[grunts] the tasting of it!

[upbeat dance music playing]

[buzzer sounds]

[upbeat dance music playing]

[buzzers sound]

[upbeat dance music playing]

[buzzers sound]

Some crews
are destined for greatness

and some? Not!

- Hey...
- [monkey shrieks]

Which one of you losers

wants a free ticket
to the finals?

You just gotta be on my crew.

Oh, come on! Really?

Dang! Looks like Robin
is all out of options.

I'm not out of options!

A superhero
is never out of options!

Yeah, I found someone
to join my crew.

His name is Ethan.

[in Southerner accent]
Hi, I'm Ethan.

Yup, talking to the hand again.

Not looking good.

I'm not sure which one
Robin's gonna lose first:

the competition
or his grip on reality.

I think we have a sh*t at winning.
What do you think, Ethan?

[in Southerner accent]
I think you're lookin' very handsome.

Thank you.

[upbeat dance music playing]

Yo, Robin, what up?

I wanted to
chiggity-check in on you

'cause I heard you were
talking to your hand.

You mean Ethan?
He's on my crew now.

- [in Southerner accent] Hey, Vibe.
- Right.

Okay, look here, homie.

Can I vibe with you
for a second?

Yeah, sure.

- [upbeat music playing]
- [electricity crackling]

[Robin grunts]

What did you just do to me?

Dig this: I saw your future.

What do you mean
you saw my future?

We were vibin'.
I vibe with you, I see your future.

It's one of my supa-dope,
supa-dupa powers.

Whoo! Boom, Box, Bam!

Whoa, really?
What did you see?

You're gonna lose
the competition, yo.

Argh! Thanks in advance
for nothing, Ethan!

Now I have no crew

and no chance
of getting on Batman's chest.

- Well, that is your fault.
- My fault?

Yeah, you're not a team player.

Your friends told me
you didn't even show up to practice.

Come on, kid!

I don't need to practice.

I've got raw talent.

Raw talent? [laughs]

Nah, man. Your moves
are wiggity-whack, yo!

Whack? Really?

Oh, I could teach you
some moves.

Maybe you can still find a crew

and win this [imitates record scratch]
competition, kid.

How am I gonna learn
new moves and find a crew?

The finals are literally
about to start.

Bam! Boombox Time Machine.

I'm gonna take you back
to the s.

- [upbeat music playing]
- [Robin screams]

Hot diggity! Robin and Vibe
just went back in time.

But will they be back in time

for the rest of the competition?

Who knows, yo!

- [car horn honking]
- [Robin grunts]

My bad, homie. I never know
where I'm gonna pop out when I time travel.

You see, it's more of a science
than an art, really.

Where are we?

- [car horn honking]
- [Robin grunts]

The boogie-down Bronx!

[gasps] Incredible.

A lot of pioneers
of breakdancing came out of here.

Look! There's one now.

It's Bitty Bows.
He invented that move and a lot more.

And look over there,
it's Mr. Low Tide.

He can make motion
like the ocean.

[Robin screams]

And there's Cold Chillin',

aka "Too Cold To Hold."

He can stop on a dime, yo.

Whoa!

Then there's Jimmy Rap,

Lil' Sid, and the legendary
B Smooth.

Those guys have cool names.

You too can have
a cool name like...

[Vibe reading]

"B-Boy Wonder," yeah!

Nah, kid. You gotta earn
a name like that.

Those legends developed
their own individual style,

but they had one thing
in common.

They practiced,
practiced, practiced.

You ready to put in the time?

However long it takes.

- [car horn honking]
- [Robin grunts]

Dope! But first,

we gotta get you
some new threads.

Get you stylin'!

- Whoa.
- Okay.

You're almost ready
to start breaking.

All you need now
is a big, old cardboard box.

I can't believe I had to buy

the whole refrigerator
just for the box.

Stop your complaining.
It's ,

it only cost bucks.

Eh, it's still
a $ cardboard box.

Then put it down
and make it worth it.

I'm talking 'bout tap-walking,

body-popping,
foot-working power moves!

Let's breakdance!

[hip-hop music playing]

- [bone crunches]
- [yells]

[yells]

- [yells]
- [crashes]

- [grunts]
- [car horn honks]

[all gasp]

Boom, Box, Bam!

Back to the future!

What up, Titans?

Whoa, cool outfit.

Word, word.

Something is very different

in the air
that surrounds you, Robin.

Girl, please! Call me
B-Boy Wonder. Check it!

[hip-hop music playing]

Those are actually
really good moves.

I'm kinda shocked.

Yeah! How'd you learn all that?

Ain't no thing.
Been chilling in the s.

Y'all gotta give
my boy here credit, yo.

Only a few seconds
may have passed for y'all,

but he's been practicing hard
for the past six years!

- [record scratches]
- Six years?

You've been practicing
for six years?

What made you do that?

Yo, I was, like, speculatin',
straight-frontin', legit now.

Freaky fresh, down to collab.

So, what do you say? Bring it up on
the scrap-top group chat double trap,

and do this diggity-ding-dang-do?

[overlapping] What?

He said he's sorry
for the way he behaved,

but he's a team player now.

He wants to know if y'all wanna form
one big dance crew with him.

Word.

Well, youse definitely changed.

And we know how much it means to you
to be on Batman's chest.

Then let us form
the single dance crew

and let the jams be pumped!

One condition...

we get to learn
some of those sick moves.

Oh, yeah!

Boom, Box, Bam!

[audience cheering]

We're back with only two crews
still standing.

Right now, give it up
for the Jabbawockiez!

[upbeat dance music playing]

[all cheering]

And now, our final performance
of the night,

B-Boy Wonder
and the Jump City Breakers!

[all gasp]

[upbeat dance music playing]

[all cheering]

Oh, yeah!

[indistinct,
animated whispering]

Now it's the moment
we've all been waiting for.

The best dance crew

and winner of the coveted spot
on Batman's chest is...

The Teen Titans!

- Oh, diggity!
- [all cheering]

[laughing heartily]

[all whooping and cheering]

- Give me some flex!
- Huh?

- [camera shutter clicks]
- [all laughing]

Wait, I wasn't ready!

Oh, come on!

Take another pic, yo!

[cries hysterically]

And that w-w-wraps it up

for Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star
Dance Team Edition.

Catch you on
the flippity-flap, homeslice.