07x05 - P.P.

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[suspenseful music playing]

[alarm blaring]

[Cyborg] Stop right there!

No one robs a museum
in our city.

- Now put that back.
- I'm afraid I can't do that.

It's essential to my evil plan.

What plan?

Well, I don't want to spoil it,

so I'll just say it's super evil
and super deadly.

Oh, come on, bruh.

You gots to tell us
your plan now.

Yeah. You can't drop
a b*mb on us like that,

and not tell us what it is.

Plus, knowing what you're up to

makes our job so much easier.

Forget it.
I'm not telling you.

- Then can you at least give us the hint?
- No.

But you bad guys typically
love sharing your evil plans.

But I'm not
your typical bad guy.

I'm your worst nightmare
brought to life.

The living definition of evil.

I am the PP Goblin!

[all laughing mockingly]

Why do people always laugh
when I tell them my name?

Because it's ridiculous, man.

Hey, PP Goblin,
what's your superpower,

going pee pee in the potty?

[all laughing mockingly]

No, no, no, no, no!
I am not that Pee Pee Goblin.

I'm the PP Goblin,
as in the goblin of Pet Peeves.

What are those things?

Oh, it is adorable!

- [growling]
- Ah!

Hey.

What are these things?

They are pet peeves
come to life!

- These pet peeves are the worst.
- [growling]

- Duh!
- [growling]

[indistinct shouting]

So long, Titans!
I hope you enjoy your new pets.

[laughs boisterously]

The PP Goblin is getting away!

Yeah, we'll deal with him later.

Right now, we need
to come up with a plan

for getting rid
of these pet peeves.

No! Down! Stop!
Bad... Bad peeve!

[seal barking]

Oh, man, these pet peeves
are so annoying.

Down! Down!

Don't make me... Gah!

What are we going to do?
Stop it.

Give me that! Let go!

How come the friend Beast Boy
does not have the pet peeve?

'Cause I knows how to master
my pet peeves, mama.

Ain't nothing bothers me.

Well, maybe if we ignore them,
they'll go away.

Hey, come on,
not on the rug. Ah!

Nah, you can't just ignore 'em.

And you fools better watch out

because these pet peeves
is about to get way worse, yo.

Did you just do the absorbing
of my pet peeve?

[electronic music playing]

Robin, must you do
the exercises now?

I can't control it.

Your pet peeve
is making me do it.

I find it the very annoying.

- You think I'm enjoying this?
- The yes.

Okay, maybe a little.

My buns are getting
quite a workout.

One and two, and one and two,
and double time it now.

One and two, and one and two...

I think I am
going to be the sick.

- Just ignore it, Star.
- [barking]

♪ Raven is right
Don't worry your head ♪

♪ Now I'm gonna make a snack
Yeah, start with the bread ♪

♪ Add that turkey
Ham and cheese ♪

Enough with the singing,
Cyborg. I'm not in the mood.

♪ I can't help myself
I'm being controlled ♪

♪ By your pet peeve
Your pet peeve ♪

- [groans] So annoying!
- [chomps]

Oh!

I all of the sudden
have the urge to trim the nails.

♪ Do you mind, Starfire?
I'm trying to eat ♪

♪ Girl, you need to be
A little bit more discreet ♪

My apologies, Cyborg.

But your pet peeve is forcing me
to perform the public grooming.

Guys, relax.

None of these pet peeves
are a big deal.

[slurps]

You're almost done
with that, Raven?

Why, is it bothering you?

Yes. But it's fine.
[chuckles softly]

I'm not going to let a stupid
little peeve get to me.

I am a master of self-control.

Good, 'cause I like
to make sure I get every...

[slurps] last...

[slurps] drop.

Yeah. [chuckles nervously]

[grunting]

Ah!

See, it's not a problem.

- Enough with the drink, Raven!
- [glass breaking]

Don't scream at me.

It's bad enough I have to listen
to Cyborg's terrible singing.

♪ Oh, no, she didn't
Insult my singing ♪

[glass breaking]

See what I mean?

Well, I would gladly take that over
watching Robin flex the flabby butt cheeks.

Hey, my butt cheeks
aren't flabby.

[indistinct shouting]

♪ You're upset She's
upset We're all upset ♪

Yo, yo, yo!

Y'alls need to relax.

You gots to learn
to master your pet peeves.

And how do you expect us
to do that?

- First, you needs to clear your minds.
- Clear our minds?

It's simple, yo.
Just click the off switch.

[static crackling]

Nice. Nows all you gotta do
is train 'em with this.

A pet clicker?

Well, they're pets, ain't they?

Sorry, Beast Boy,
but I seriously doubt

a pet clicker is going to change
our pet peeves' behavior.

Sure it can.
It can change anyone's behavior.

- [clicks]
- Now, sit.

What?

- [clicks]
- Sit.

Um, no.
I'm not your pet.

- [clicks]
- Sit.

Forget it, Beast Boy,
I'm not sitting.

- [clicks]
- Sit.

- Knock it off.
- [clicks]

- Sit.
- No way.

- Sit.
- No.

- Sit. Sit.
- No. No.

- Sit.
- No.

- Sit.
- Okay, okay, I'm sitting.

- Happy?
- Ha-ha, good boy!

See, y'all,
it's just that simple.

Now let's show these
pet peeves who's master?

♪ Yeah ♪

- [growls]
- Fetch, girl.

[clicks]

- Roll over, boy.
- [clicks]

Ah!

Play dead.

- [clicks]
- Ah!

- Fetch.
- [clicks]

Who's a good girl?

- Roll over.
- [clicks]

Boo-ya! Good boy!

- Play dead.
- [clicks]

Attaboy, attaboy!

- Go get him, girl!
- [clicks]

- [barks]
- Ah!

Ooh, that's the good girl.

- [screaming]
- Congrats, y'all!

You mastered your pet peeves.

And I even trained mine to help
us track down the PP Goblin.

- [clicks]
- [barks]

[sniffs]

He's picked up a scent.

Quickly, Titans,
follow his lead.

[sniffs]

[sinister music playing]

Well, this is it.

[Beast Boy] Are you sure
the PP Goblin is down there?

[vibrato intensifying]

[jazz music playing]

Put down the book
and put your hands up.

So, you've discovered
my underground lair.

Too bad you'll never discover
my plan as it's too late.

What is this plan
you keep teasing us about?

You'll see.

- When?
- Soon.

- How soon?
- Soon enough.

Come on, dude.
Just tell us what your plan is.

No! It took me years
to come up with this plan,

and I'm not about
to spoil it now.

That's okay. We have ways
of making you talk.

I dare you to try it.

For you see, this is no
ordinary hole in the ground.

This is my Pit of Peeves!

[upbeat music playing]

Wow. This guy must have
some serious issues

to have this many pet peeves.

Serious issues is right.

But I have mastered
all of my pet peeves.

We too have mastered
our pet peeves.

We'll see about that.

Pet peeves, att*ck!

- [clicks]
- Fetch!

[yelps]

- [clicks]
- Up!

Down!

Roll over!

[yelps]

- [barks]
- Play dead!

- [clicks]
- The go get him, girl!

[growling]

You may have defeated my army,

but you'll never stop
my evil plan!

[laughs wickedly]

[machine starting up]

[all gasp]

[dings]

[inhales deeply]

My plan is finally complete.

Behold, the Ultimate Cheesy
Hash Brown Breakfast Casserole!

[laughs maniacally]

[chomps]

Cheesy Hash Brown
Breakfast Casserole?

That was your evil plan?

Yes! [chuckles softly]

This ancient casserole dish

is the only thing
that can withstand the heat

needed to achieve
perfectly crispy hash browns.

And what's so evil about that?

It's evilly exquisite.

And you said it was deadly.

As in deadly delicious.

[all munching]

This is delicious.

[all cheering]