07x44 - Pool Season

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

I'm so happy that pool season
is finally here.

It's my favorite
time of year, baby.

I can'ts waits to get
in that water, yo.

[barking]

Last one in is the egg
that is the rotten.

Ew.

Titans, to the pool.

- [all exclaiming]
- [coughing]

[retching]

This pool is the nasty.

Agreed.

Look, someone's dumping
their garbage in here.

Gross.

Who would do such the thing?

I don't know, but we're about
to find out.

[suspenseful music playing]

Ah!

That submarine looks
the very familiar.

That's because it belongs
to the most dangerous

water-based supervillain
we've ever faced.

[tense music playing]

[all] Black Manta!

The Teen Titans.

What a pleasant surprise.

Come on, bring it on in.

Bring it on in, baby,
don't be afraid.

We're not your friends.

Now, tell us why you're pouring
garbage into our pool?

What? That's a pool?
My bad, man.

I mean, it looked like...
like a public waste dump.

I didn't know what it was
and that... and that is on me.

That's on me. That's my fault.

Eh, I can see why he'd make
that mistake.

Our pool is pretty sad.

Mistake or not,

you can't park your sub here.

-So move it
-[Black Manta] Come on.

I'm sick of moving my sub
from place to place.

You know, I need a spot
to chill for a while.

Lay low, you feel me?

You guys clearly need a pool.

So, why don't you let me
stick around and build you
a new one.

A new pool would be the amazing.

You'd really do that for us?

Of course I would.

Now picture this.

An Olympic-sized mossed.

With dive platforms. Whoo.

Those cool little
squirty fountains,
I love those fountains.

Flame jets everywhere,

and super slides
all up and down
your patio, whoo.

Forget it, we're not falling
for your sales pitch.

Yes, we are.

We are so falling for it.

I wish to ride down
those super slides.

And I want some of
them squirty fountains.

I say we let him build the pool.

[all] Build the pool,
build the pool, build the pool.

But he's a supervillain.

Look, Robin. Now, I can tell
by your little baby hands
that you're scared.

And I get it. But don't listen
to your baby hands, man.

Listen to your giant heart.

It's sayin', "Step back,
baby hands.

I want this pool.
I want Black Manta
to build this pool for me,

'cause this man knows water.

He can talk to water."

Water and Black Manta

have an ongoin' relationship.

He's right, Robin.

Don't let your tiny hands
boss you around, bro.

Okay, fine. But don't
make me regret this.

I promise you, Robin,
you won't even know I'm here.

Consider me not Black Manta,
Invisible Manta.

From this point on,
I'm known as Invisible Manta.

You won't even know I'm here.

[purring]

- Say, you look familiar.
- [canned laughter]

Whoo, that's funny.

Now, that is some
funny stuff right there.

Black Manta.

You've been here for a month
and you haven't done any work!

Look, man, I told you,

I'm waiting for
my building permits

to get approved by the city,
and we gonna be all good,

I promise you that.

[slurping]

But you're using
our electricity
and eating all our food.

The other Titans
and I have had it.

[all] We don't care.

I hopes Black Manta
stays with us forever.

Well, I don't.

Now listen, Manta,

if you don't start working,

I'm gonna have your
submarine towed.

Ooh, that's cold, Robin.

But you know what?
I see your point, though.

I'mma head downtown
and see if I can grease the
wheels at the permit office.

Okay? Oh, here.

Help yourself with
some of my pizza.

- You a pepperoni guy?
- This is my pizza.

Wow.

That's how you're
gonna do the boy?

That's how you gonna do me, man?

[elevator dings]

Nice going, Robin.

You just hurt
Black Manta's feelings.

Why you gots to be
such a party poop?

Trust me, this is how you have
to deal with contractors.

Now that I've put
the scare into him,
we'll see some progress.

♪ First, we hydrate the hair
and then we rinse ♪

What? No!

[shouts]

[screaming]

- [Raven] Hey.
- [Cyborg] Oh, man.

What gives?

Stop, stop!
What are you doing?

[Black Manta] Good news.

I just got the building permit.

So now I'm taking out
all these old pipes and junk

- to make room
for your new pool. See?
- [objects shatter]

Well, how long
is this going to take?

Couple days.

- Give or take.
- Days?

Forget it. You're fired.

See, you gotta understand.

If I stop now, you'll be stuck

with this big nasty hole
in your yard.

Be patient, people.

This pool is gonna
blow your mind.

I do wants my mind blown.

- [Cyborg] Yeah,
just blow it up.
- [Raven] Blow my mind.

[groans] Fine.

Great! 'Cause I just had
another amazing idea.

Picture this, a bunch of
indoor pools that will feed
into your outdoor pool.

That way you can go
anywhere you want
and still be in the pool.

Ooh.

[all] Wow.

No way, that'll
take months to build.

Well, the work would go
a lot faster if I had help.

Then let's rip
this tower up, yo.

[all cheering]

[grunts and yells]

[drill whirring]

[Robin screaming]

[timer beeping]

[screaming]

[slurping]

Where you want this, Manta?

Uh, uh...

Put that over there.

Hey-oh. Ladies,
a little to the left.

- We need to talk.
- Not now, Robin.

Can't you see I'm working, man?

Yes, and pool season's
almost over and
you're still not done.

Robin, I promise

we will definitely
be done by next pool season.

- It's gonna be stupendous.
- No.

I'm sick of living like this.

Which is why I've called in

the one person
who can make you finish.

Aquaman.

[inhales deeply]

[conch sounding]

[rock music playing]

[imitates fanfare playing]

That's right.

It is I, Aquaman.

Lord of the ocean,
King of the sea,

also the Justice League's
hunkiest hero.

[scoffs] More like
the dumbest hero.

Your shrimp-sized brain
cannot match
my scientific wizardry.

[exclaims]

It doesn't have to.
Your wizardry is stupid.

Stupid?

My wizardry is stupid?

You wanna talk stupid?

How about the stupid outfit?

Put that in your pocket.

If you have pockets
on them tight pants.

Look, Manta, I came here
to reason with you.

But I... I realize now

that we're going to have
to settle this

like men of the ocean.

You talking that
age old tradition.

I feel you. I see
where you're coming
from right now.

Yes, the way of the sea.

[laughs] Sounds like
you're in for it now, Manta.

That's right, you are.

Because I am challenging you
to a splash competition.

- A what now?
- If I win, you'll finish
your work today

and never come back.

But if I win, I get
to live here forever.

- Sounds fair.
- This is going
to be awesome.

No. No, no, no!

We are not doing this.

Don't worry, I can definitely
probably b*at him.

[tense music playing,
eagle screeching]

I'm going easy on you

with something
I call cannonball!

[beeping]

[Black Manta] Ah! Ooh.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Nice dive, helmet-head.

[laughs] Whoo!

Oh, yeah? Well, two can
play that game.

[whistling]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Oh, come on.

Aquaman's dive was
better than that.

You's in denial, fool.

Now watch the master
show you how it's done.

[whistling]

- [dolphin clicking]
- Whoo!

[beeping]

- [dolphin burping]
- Whoo.

[bell dinging]

[laughing]

[all cheering]

Stop voting for Black Manta.

We are only being the honest.

But you just gave him
a near perfect score.

It's going to be impossible
for Aquaman to b*at that.

Hey, get that house key
ready, Robin.

'Cause I ain't going nowhere.

Alright, Aquaman.

This is your last dive.

I'm counting on you.

Don't you worry, little guy.
I got a plan.

- [glass shattering]
- K-k-k-k-Kraken.

Kraken.

Kraken.

Kraken.

Kraken.

[roaring]

Oh, snap.

It's a kraken, yo.

You lose, Black Manta.

Now go finish your work.

But it's already done.

Look, the pool I promised you
is right over there.

[dramatic music playing]

It's... It's

amazing!

You really came through
in the end.

That's right, I did.

Now who's up for a game
of Marco Polo?

[all cheering]

Bring it on.
I'm the king of Marco Polo.

Whatever. [chuckles]

You're more like
the king of non-fashion.
How about that?

And when has orange
ever gone with green?

Anybody will see
that on runways?

And that's...
that's not even an outfit.

Come on, man.

You're wearing orange
and green together.

See? That's the best
you can do?

I would love to see your closet.

A bunch of orange
and green outfits

just all lined up
for every day of the week.

[Black Manta laughing]

Whoo!