01x04 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~

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GHOSTS ETC.

AGENCY Well, you see, whenever I take a photo of myself, there's always a ghost in it.

Meow.

Please send that haunted photo to my email address.

Okay! Right at your heart! Zoom! Pow! Send! Zing! Zoom! Pow! Received! I'll exorcise it now.

Please come back in two hours.

Thank you.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! See you later.

Photoshop exorcism! Crap! I erased her ear!

- Master.

- What? Do you want me to do that? What? I want to tell the world about your brother's powers.

Tell the world? Like, post it on the Internet, or get him on TV.

If Mob becomes famous, I'll get more members for the Telepathy Club.

And if we get sponsors, they might support my idea of communicating with aliens.

My brother isn't a freak show.

And, don't treat psychic powers like some cheap freak show.

Wow! That's amazing! The ghost is gone! I'll send you the photo later.

Zoom! Pow! Meow! That'll be 2,800 yen for the exorcism.

Meow Okay.

Here.

Your change is 200.

Thank you.

Meow! Meow! Psychic powers sure are cheap! THE GIFTED ONE Damn! We barely made any money this month.

I can't sense any supernatural powers in that guy at all.

He's totally using you, Shigeo.

Master.

Yes?

- Should we exorcise this ghost, too?

- What? What? He's so weak that I can't even see him.

What? To you, he's nothing more than a bug on your shoulder.

Do what you like.

Good news, Ekubo.

Since you're as weak as a bug, we won't get rid of you.

Who are you calling a bug? How about a good smack? Okay, here's a smack.

Not for me! What a damn fake! Quit calling my teacher a fake.

What? Did that bug say that? Oh! No, never mind.

MOB 15% You don't remember anything? Even after my Telekinetic Helix, he won't say a word.

I guess he really don't remember anything.

Then I'll make you remember.

Did you get your memories back? A middle school student A depressed kid defeated Mr.

Ekubo.

A middle school student? Ignite! GHOSTS ETC.

AGENCY HAPPY TRAIL BAR Oh! Arataka! Welcome! I wish I could say I'm happy to see you, but we aren't open yet.

Please leave.

Lemon sour.

Extra sour.

Hey! Come on.

By the way, that Ghosts Etc.

Agency of yours, is it going well? Well, I'm getting along.

Then, you must be glad you quit your job.

Here you go.

Who screwed up this project? Who's responsible? This guy is.

He acted too rashly.

Really? So, they laid the responsibility for everything on you.

You really are a chump, Arataka.

I was the only one who didn't have any family to support.

The manager and chief both had families.



- What?

- Unexpectedly, you're a good

-natured and nice guy.

A nice guy? Maybe so.

Forget about the past.

That business you started on impulse is doing well, after all.

I didn't do it on impulse.

I had always had an admiration for superhuman powers.

MANIFEST YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS When I think about how I might have dormant powers hidden within me, I can overcome any hardships.

That's why I did it.

It will be sunny across the country.

But this afternoon, some areas will experience strong winds and thunderstorms.

Please be careful.

The temperature will climb to around 20°C in most areas.

SEASONING CITY MUNICIPAL SALT MIDDLE SCHOOL Shigeo, let me possess your body, even just for a second.

Please!

- No way.



- Damn it! Who are you talking to, Shigeo? Nobody.

Good morning, Mob! Good morning.

Let's put that power of yours to better use, okay? I put it to good use at my job.

I don't know what that job is, but why don't you use it to help us reach aliens? Come on.

Help me convince him.

You're wasting your time.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Oh, you're the Telemarketing Club girl.

"Telemarketing"? No, I'm not a salesperson.

Tsubomi, it's "Telepathy Club.

" Either way, it seems like a silly club.

You don't have the right to call anything "silly.

" What? Oh, right.

Ritsu! Let's go do karaoke after school.

I have Student Council stuff to do.

Oh, that's too bad.

A friend of mine wants to hear you sing.



- Okay, maybe next time.



- Sure.

What? You turned down an invitation from Tsubomi? So, that's the girl you like, Mob.

What? You're weight training for her and want to read her mind, right? Tome, did you just read my mind? You know, you and your brother are total opposites.

You're exactly right, Tome.

I'm jealous of Ritsu.

What are you talking about? You have something I don't have.

Ritsu? Kageyama! Good morning, President.

Come with me for a minute.

Yes, sir.

God damn those Black Vinegar bastards! I've never seen a person fly through the air like that.

Hanazawa What else could I do? He was looking for a fight.

We'll make them pay for that! That's right.

We're Salt Middle School! We'll give them high blood pressure! How could a middle school kid get an adult disease? Did you see that? That's the Demon Rush! Onigawara's 16

-straight

-punch att*ck! What a rare sight! Why did he do it now?

- I don't know.



- What? That att*ck gave me an idea.

It's a super

-plan that nobody has ever thought of before! I'll have Black Vinegar's shadow leader, Teruki Hanazawa, face off against Salt Middle's Bodybuilding Club.

k*ll poison with poison! But, the Bodybuilding Club isn't poison.

That's twice! There it is again! You guys come with me! STUDENT COUNCIL Recently, some of our students have been getting in fights with Black Vinegar Middle.

I have heard that rumor, too.

Well, apparently those Black Vinegar Middle students are picking fights with any Salt Middle students they meet.

I would like to get rid of those hoodlums.

Can you help me do that? Bodybuilding!

- Pump up!

- Pump up!

- Pump up!

- Pump up! Mr.

Goda, thank you again very much

- Pump up!

- Pump up! Thank you for allowing me to use the club room! No problem at all.

Bodybuilding!

- Pump up!

- Pump up!

- Where's their club room?

- What? A room with a wooden signboard.



- Wait

- Yes, that's it! Is this This must be it.



- Pump up!

- Pump up!

- I sense something!

- What? Here it comes! I'm getting signals! You boys want to join the Telemarketing Club, right? You mean "Telepathy Club.

" I'm not here for you.

What do you want? This is no place for hoodlum punks like you.

Unlike you, we're not here to waste our time.

Make something of your life, Onigawara! We want you to help us kick Black Vinegar Middle's assholes! You want me to get involved in a fight among hoodlums? Unfortunately, we're in the middle of the lower body power

-up month.



- Start again!

- We're too busy doing squats! Squats? Are you kidding? Fighting is a loser's sport! Our muscles are not meant for that kind of foolishness! Why you little! I'm opposed to v*olence.

This will work.

These guys can defeat Black Vinegar's shadow leader for sure.

We'll need a little plan to get Goda and the rest of them to help us.

You guys, get me a pen and paper.

Bodybuilding sure isn't easy.

With your power, you don't need bodybuilding.

My power isn't of any use at all.

Have some more confidence, Shigeo! You're the leading role, you know! Quit talking to yourself.

I'm not talking to myself! What? What's this? What is this? "Dear Kageyama of the Bodybuilding Club.

I'm a girl, and I want to be your" Boner I think she spelled "lover" wrong.

"Lover"? Then, this is a love letter? "I'll be waiting for you at Ankle Park.

Please come.

" Man, that totally has to be a lie.

What? It's a lie? That's a guy's writing.

It's clearly a fake love letter.

This is a fake love letter? "A challenge from Onigawara.

Come to Ankle Park and face our men.

" Considering how awful this writing is, there is no doubt that this is from Salt Middle's Onigawara.

It says we'll face his men.

Who the heck are these men? But if a girl really is waiting, I feel sorry for her.

Tsubomi? Shigeo? Are you the one who wrote this letter? What are you talking about? I'm meeting my friend at the karaoke place.

See you.

So, it wasn't Tsubomi.

MOB 25% Of course it wasn't her.

You know, just because I got a letter from another girl, it would be rude of me to leave Tsubomi for her.

I don't think she cares at all if you do.

But You're still going? I wonder what kind of girl will come.

Hey! You're from Salt Middle, right? Yes, that's right.

You mean to tell me that it wasn't a girl that wrote this love letter, but a guy? I told you that already! Are you gay? No! Quit saying disgusting crap like that.

Ouch! There is no way you're one of the "men.

" But I might be able to use you.



- Take him.



- Yes, sir.



- Come with us.



- Come here.

You're coming with us.

Wait, what? What? Kageyama's late.

He sure is.

Mr.

Goda! What is it, Telepathy Club? Are you here for some bodybuilding? Of course not! This was under a dumbbell! What? "We have Kageyama.

If you want him back, you have to fight us.

Come to Ankle poke"? "Park.

" "Come to Ankle Park.

We'll be waiting in the abandoned warehouse next to it.

" "Black Vinegar Middle School"? You fell right into their trap.

You're being used as a tool to spur the Bodybuilding Club into action.

Really? It's probably Onigawara who set this up.

You have gotten involved in the fight between Salt and Black Vinegar Middle.

Until Onigawara gets here you will be our hostage.

But, you won't get away unscathed.

Be careful, Shigeo.

Gangsters and politicians only survive by maintaining their tough image.

If you don't want to lose your teeth, you'd better ready your power.

I'm not sure what's going on, but I won't use my psychic power on people.

What? What are you mumbling about? MOB 35% Salt Middle guys are here! They're here? Onigawara is no match for us now.

We'll crush these guys.

But, it's not Onigawara!

- What?

- These are buff dudes I've never seen before.

Kageyama! BODYBUILDING CLUB PUMP UP 100% Boss! Kageyama you're all right.

What? Who the hell are you? I'm Musashi Goda of Salt Middle School's Bodybuilding Club! I'm here for Kageyama.

The Bodybuilding Club? Oh, so you're his men.

"His men"? You heard about this? What are you talking about? Get them, Goda! Crush them! Are you okay? I'm sorry, Boss.

I didn't mean to skip today.

I know.

When we get back, you're doing 500 sit

-ups.

Yes, sir.

Five hundred isn't easy! Who said you could let him go? Stand back.

Go get them! Bodybuilding! Pump up! This is going well.

Are you okay? Yes.

You really are strong, Boss.

Will I become strong, too, if I keep up the weight training? Yes.

Of course.

Let's get the shadow leader.

I have already called him here.

Who let these gorillas in here? Teru! Do they need to be housebroken? THE CHARACTERS AND ORGANIZATIONS ARE FICTIONAL