03x05 - Edward

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Based on a series of books- series revolves around a trio of veterinary surgeons working in the Yorkshire Dales beginning in 1937.
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03x05 - Edward

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EDWARD: Dear Mother, it's
been quite some time.

I am training with the Navy

and will be given leave
next month to visit family.

I think it would feel
right for us to meet.

Are you able to come to
Keighley train station?

I can meet you in the
waiting room there

on the morning of
Monday the 10th of July.

I hope to hear from you.

Edward.

You lads.

Hurry up. Come on, go. Sorry.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Go on, it'll suit you.

Is this some kind of joke?

You'll cook and clean
in Mrs Hall's absence.

I hope you were listening
to her this morning.

She left a list of things
to do by the phone.

I thought we were divvying up
the jobs. That is the fair way.

Don't panic. I'm not expecting
you to have this place tip-top

by any means.

Just try to complete the tasks
as satisfactorily as you can.

KNOCK AT DOOR Who's that?

Hello. Hello.

And what was so terribly
wrong with the front door?

I do apologise, sir.
I'm Andrew Simmonds.

Siegfried Farnon. Don't ask.

Oh, good God.

What is it?

We promised his headmaster
a day's work experience.

TRISTAN SCOFFS If it's
too much trouble, I'll...

No, no, it's quite all right. My
brother Tristan will happily...

Make you a cup of tea before you
get cracking with your mentor here.

Just try to complete the tasks
as satisfactorily as you can.

Excuse me, Andrew.

Milk and sugar?

Yes, please. Yes.

Sorry, big brother.

TRISTAN SIGHS HAPPILY

QUIET CHATTER

DOOR OPENS

Hello.

I changed me mind.

That's lovely, thank you.

Changed your mind?

Yes... please. Thank you.

Did you miss your train?

Er, no, no. I'm... I'm...

I'm waiting for someone.

Who?

No. No, that's not why I'm here.

Um... are the trains late?

Sometimes.

SHE MOUTHS

I'm sure they're on their way.

Yes, I hope you're right.

Mm, please, yes.

Is that for them?

Yes.

What's their name?

It's, erm... Edward.

Edward?

Edward. That's right,
yeah. He's, er...

He's my son.

Er, my... My son? But big.

Son.

Son? Oh, right.

Yeah, my son.

Thank you.

Thank you.

There you are, Andrew. Thank
you. Right, tour. Follow me.

♪ My name is John Wellington Wells
I'm a dealer in magic and spells.

♪ In blessings and curses
And ever-filled purses.

♪ In prophecies,
witches and knells. ♪

The dispensary. Lotions,
potions, poisons and otherwise,

all stored here.

Fever drinks, stomach powders,

boric-acid pessaries. Onwards.

♪ And if anyone anything lacks.

♪ He'll find it
already in stacks

♪ If he'll only look in
On the resident djinn

♪ Number 70, Simmery Axe. ♪

Patients are brought here
from the waiting area.

This is where healings
of all kinds unfold

under the watchful
eye of my good self.

I'll show you the
office. HE HUMS

This is where we handle
correspondences, invoices, receipts,

and I come face to face with
the very bane of my existence -

stingy clients.

His name's Volonel.

Volonel.

He's beautiful.

Beautiful.

You can hold him if you like.

Can I?

Let's get him out.

There we are.

Sh, sh, sh.

Do you know that
rats can't sweat?

Y-Yes. Don't they use their tail
to regulate their temperature?

They do,

by expanding and contracting the
blood vessels. Clever things.

Hello, Volonel.

I could get used
to living up here.

It's a shame Dad's back
from his brother's tomorrow.

Don't you dare. Don't you dare?

No, d-don't throw those
mushrooms. Stop it! Stop it.

JAMES GRUNTS SOFTLY

Ow! There'll be none left.

Will you pair stop mucking
about? Where've you been?

James, stop mucking about.
Come inside for breakfast,

otherwise it's
going to get cold.

This is brilliant.
It's nothing really.

It's delicious.

And this is nice.

Could have this on the bed.

You not eating? Oh,
I've already had mine.

You can fry them mushrooms
we picked for Dad tomorrow.

Mushrooms I picked,
I think you mean.

Oi, I picked at
least half of 'em...

Are you fibbing again, Helen?

Shouldn't you be getting
ready for school?

Cutting it a bit
fine, aren't you?

I'm not going. Why?

I left.

Jenny?

I've left school. What
do you mean, you've left?

Well, I'm allowed now, now I'm
14. I want to work on the farm.

Well, you never talked
to me about any of this.

I'm telling you now, aren't I?

Does Dad know? Yeah.

And he doesn't mind?

No.

Right. I've got to
sort out the sheep.

DOOR CLOSES

See you later.

Do you do all these by yourself?

Dad trusts me with them.

They look great, Jenny.

Thanks.

I wish we'd spoken about school.

It feels like a big decision.

What is it?

It's nothing,
Jenny. Don't worry.

Is that foot rot?

Oh, no.

It's all right. We'll get James
to have a look when he gets back.

I don't see how I
could've missed it.

It's easy to miss and
you're still learning.

SHEEP BAAS

Thank you for the tea.

It was nice to meet you.

You too.

WHISTLE BLOWS Cheerio.

Mother?

Edward.

Sorry for making
you wait this long.

It's quite all right.

I really am sorry, honestly.

Don't be silly. I've
not been here that long.

Er, did you... How are you...

You go. No, you.

Ma, please.

I were just gonna ask
how your journey were.

Not bad. Yours?

Didn't feel as long
as anticipated.

I were dreading
it, to be honest.

Not this. The journey.

I'm talking too much.

No, it's all right.

Let's find somewhere
to sit, shall we?

I-Is it nice there, Darrow?

Er, D-Darrowby.

Lovely.

Little paradise on Earth.

You're always welcome.
I HAVE invited y...

Never mind.

Haven't had the time.
Of course, I know.

Well...

..we're here now, aren't we?

Oh. It's full.

Go to the left luggage.
It's quiet there.

Oh. Up there?

Thank you.

WHISTLE BLOWS

What about here?

It'll do.

What time do you have to leave?

In a while.

Both medicines look identical

but they perform very
different functions.

It's important they're
kept separately -

a fact that my brother
conveniently ignores.

Do sit down.

I am concerned about
Mrs H's future.

I think I've firmly
put her job at risk.

Well?

It's... rather different from what
I was expecting, I must confess.

Different?

"Different" meaning...?

Better.

Ah, we got there in the end.

Oh, yes, you want some
more. Feel free, please.

Would you like some?

No, thank you. Brought
me packed lunch. Ah.

That looks delicious.
What is it?

Egg mayonnaise.
Oh. My favourite.

Mine too. Your mum must
be a very good cook.

I made 'em myself, but she is that.
I'd be lying if I said otherwise.

Did you really make them
yourself? How very impressive.

Thank you, sir. That's
kind of you to say.

So... the badge - do
you like giraffes?

More than rats?

Giraffes are me favourite, sir.
Rats are a close second. Is that so?

Did you know that giraffes spend
most of their lives standing up?

Yes. Even when they're
asleep and giving birth.

Precisely so. Well, good
choice. Good choice, indeed.

What's your favourite, sir?

Oh, dear.

I think it would be
remiss of me to choose.

DOORBELL RINGS

TRISTAN SIGHS

Sorry to disturb you, Jess.

Over here. Hurry
yourself, will you?

It's our Benjamin. We were
working in the field, and...

And he were kicked by a cow.

WHINING AND BARKING

OK, let's get him inside.

Careful. DOG YELPS

Have you got him?

Put it in there. Don't
worry, I'll take care of it.

It may be instructive
for our budding vet here.

I'd quite like to take a
look at Benjamin myself.

Haven't you got washing
up to do? That can wait.

Stop your faffin',
will you? I'm sorry.

I don't mean to be rude.

He means an awful lot
to me, you see, and I...

I can't see him like this
a second longer. Of course.

In there.

That's it, that's it.

Thank you.

Come through, Mr Sunningwell,
Door and blind please, Andrew.

It's all right. That's
it. There we are.

How do you do it, Mrs H?

You must be ravenous.
Here, have these.

I had a sandwich before I left.

A sandwich don't fill you up.

It did me.

I've got no appetite left.

Well... there's always
room for something sweet.

That's what you used
to say... remember?

Look inside.

Go on, open it up.

You shouldn't have gone
to so much trouble.

You used to like 'em.

I still do...

..sometimes.

Well, you can take 'em with
you for the trip, if you like.

Y-You don't need
to eat them now.

Me bag's full to t'brim.

They look just how they used to.

Well...

..you didn't see all the burnt
bits and the misshapen offcuts.

Dad always liked 'em
burnt, didn't he?

Oh, my word. He used
to ask me to burn them.

It broke my heart,
it did, every time.

SHE CHUCKLES

How is your dad?

Don't know.

You don't?

Don't speak to him any more.

Why's that?

Why all the questions?

Sorry.

I can't stand the fool.

You can't speak about
him like that, Edward.

You were close to your dad.

That was before I saw him
for who he really was.

Is he still drinking?

Course he is. He's
always drinking.

And how about you?

Not any more.

Your dad is a victim of his
circumstances, like many people are.

That's no excuse for the way
he treated you, though, is it?

I don't hate him, Edward.

You don't?

He were a good man
before the w*r.

And a damaged one after.

SHE SIGHS

Does it damage everyone - w*r?

Not everyone.

You were OK. Yeah.

Yeah. Suppose I were...

..lucky.

DOG WHINES

Andrew.

You look like there's
something you want to say.

It's nothing, sir.

Well, I were just
thinking to myself,

is the injury
internal or external?

Cos... I can't see any
marked wound on him.

Indeed. You're bang on.

Almost impossible to identify.

He was injured all
right, kicked by a cow.

I should've kept my eye on him.

Do you know exactly
where he was kicked?

Knocked down before I
could see t'poor lad.

Can't you help him?

He may be concussed.

We'll have to go carefully if we
give him any general anaesthetic.

There's a small chance
he may not return.

He's all I've got.

It's just me and him.

It'll be all right, sir.

Mr Farnon here will make
little Benjamin better.

SHEEP BAAS

Easy, Nelly.

Easy.

How is she?

James?

She's not doing so well right
now. But things might change.

Is it bad?

The infection is
spreading across her hoof.

So what happens now?

Well, she has a temperature,
and she's not eating.

So, I've given her an
injection of Prontosil.

We'll have to wait and see.

And if it... gets worse?

Well, sometimes they can
deteriorate quite quickly.

And in those cases, we would have to
remove the necrotic part of the hoof

in order to stop the
infection from spreading.

So, if it does
spread? Then what?

The best thing would
be to put Nelly down.

You said w*r damaged Dad.

In some ways, yes.

What if it damages me?

It won't.

It won't even touch you,
Edward, cos it won't happen.

This seemed the
right thing to do,

us meeting... just in case.

There will be another time.

Many more.

How's your training?
Do they treat you well?

They do.

It, er...

..takes time to make
good friends, though.

It always does.

But, er...

..no-one really knows
when I started, so...

..I could pretend
to be someone good,

which is nice, I suppose.

You ARE someone good.

Look at me.

Edward Hall...

..I've always seen
the good in you.

Then why did you
give me to t'police?

Did you see the good in me then?

Yes.

I always have.

I did that... for your own good.

For my own good?

I know it didn't seem
like it at the time,

or now even. Borstal ruined me.

I know it were hard.

It took away all
the good I had left.

All the good you saw in
me then - it's all gone.

No, it in't. You're
stronger than you think.

No, it has.

And you did that to me.

INDUSTRIOUS MUSIC PLAYS

DOG BARKS AND WHINES

Hey, hey.

What's wrong? Eh?

She's waiting for our
housekeeper to return.

She's like a mother to that one.

Is that right?

Don't worry.

Mother will be back
for you in time.

All right?

Would you like something
to drink, Mr Sunningwell?

Aye, that'd be nice.

I promised her I'd
take good care of him.

Who? Me mum.

He's the only living,
breathing thing I've got left

connecting me to her.

I've let her down.

You haven't let her
down, Mr Sunningwell.

You sound so sure.

No, I think she'd be proud of what
you've done for little Benjamin.

He's in good hands,

and he'll be back by
your side in no time.

How do you take it? Your tea?

Milk. No sugar.

That were her doing.

Won't be a minute.

Thank you, son.

HE EXHALES SHARPLY

DOG WHINES SOFTLY

Andrew, look at his hip.

Do you see? It
juts out slightly.

It's dislocated.

Don't worry, old chap. We'll
have you chasing cows in no time.

I don't think he'll be in any
hurry to do that, Mr Farnon.

We've just used a
very small amount,

just enough to
relax his muscles.

All right.

That's it.

That's it. That's it, good boy.

You have a little kip.

That's it.

Go on.

That's it.

Now...

..we have to clip
that back into place.

I'm going to need
your assistance.

Ready, sir.

Have you ever played tug-of-w*r?

Yes.

Then you'll know what to do.

Take hold of the end of
that towel, nice and tight.

That's it. Nice and firm.

Good.

Are you sure about this,
sir? Don't want to harm him.

You'll be fine. I'm with you.

I'm going to count back
from three. You ready?

Ready. Then take the strain.

Three.

Two.

One. CRACKING

Relax.

That's it.

There we are.

Congratulations, young man.

You've just treated
your first patient.

How do you feel?

Ecstatic, sir.
Absolutely ecstatic.

Perhaps you'd like to tell
Mr Sunningwell the good news.

Yes.

The other one. Oh, yes.

Mr Sunningwell, he
had a dislocated leg

but we've popped it
back into place now.

He's all well, he's better.
SIEGFRIED CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Thank you very much, Mr Farnon,

for taking such good care
of my boy. Really no need.

You should be proud of your lad.
You've got a good 'un there.

Keep him close.

Not all of us are so lucky.

DOOR OPENS

Are you happy to see your son?

Oh. Yes, my son.

Thank you.

SHE MOUTHS

Edward...

..I couldn't lie for you.

I never wanted
you to lie for me.

Well, then, what did you want?

Mr Granville trusted me
with his house, his things.

I bet you wish you never
let me into his house.

No. You were always
welcome, wherever I worked.

You always are.

You've always cared so much
about the people you work for.

Edward! They meant more
to you than we ever did.

That's not true.

You were humiliated by me.

Is that how you felt?

It's the truth.

It couldn't be further
from the truth.

I love you... more than
anything in this world, Edward.

You need to know how
much you mean to me.

From the moment you were born

to this moment right now...

..that's never ceased one bit.

TRISTAN MUTTERS RECIPE

Potato. Yes, right.

You do like potato,
don't you? Yes.

Yes, far more than egg
mayonnaise - that's for certain.

That's a pity.
These are splendid.

I don't doubt it.

Would you like to taste some?

No, thank you.

Me mam likes to cook potatoes.

A versatile vegetable,
she calls 'em.

Your mum sounds
like a wise woman.

Aye, she is.

So, do you have any
brothers or sisters, Andrew?

No, it's just me.

You can't possibly imagine
how fortunate you are.

I'm not sure about that.

It'd be nice to
have someone around.

A younger brother to reprimand?

Or an older one
to show me t'way.

You don't need that.

You're an intelligent young
man, wise beyond your years.

Oh, good God, not again.
Can't you cook anything else?

I'm happy to relinquish my duties
if you'd like to take over.

I'll go and see Florence. No.

No, I thought not.

Andrew here was absolutely
professional earlier -

compassionate,
sensitive, caring...

You know, that approach to
vetting isn't unique, actually.

I beg to differ.

Well... perhaps you're not as
attentive as you always claim.

KNOCK AT DOOR What's that?

That'll be me dad.

Oh. Are you off already?

One day, Andrew...

..you're going to be a credit to
our profession. Mark my words.

Thank you, sir. That's
kind of you to say.

Well... goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Andrew.

DOOR OPENS

OUTSIDE: Now then, lad.

Have you had a good day?
Dad, it were brilliant.

A sheepdog called
Benjamin came in... Aye?

..and Mr Farnon asked me
to go and help treat him...

Here. How is she?

I'm afraid she's
deteriorating rapidly.

Her temperature's increased.

Thanks, James.

What do you think we should do?

Why are you asking me?

Cos I want to know
what you think.

Well, James said that removing
a small part of the hoof

is the best chance we
have of saving Nelly.

I think that's
what we should do.

But I don't... I don't know.

I-It's hard.

Aye. Always is.

But I think you're right.

I think that's
what we should do,

and James'll give her
something to numb the pain.

BELL RINGS

It'll be here in a minute.

You can't get the next one?

I haven't a choice in
it - it's the Navy.

Not a day's gone by where I've
not felt guilty for what I did.

The past can't be changed.

No, you're right. It can't be.

But I've felt far more guilty

that you got in that
position in the first place.

I don't understand.

I wondered where I'd gone
wrong, what I did to you.

I committed the crime. Not you.

I'm your mother. It were
my job look after you.

It IS my job. BELL RINGS

Stay a moment longer.
I've got to go.

Edward... let me walk with you.

You don't need to. I'd LIKE to.

Edward.

Edward...

I panicked that day.

I didn't do it to
punish you. I didn't.

I thought it would fix the
mistakes I had made, somehow.

I'm sorry, Edward, I'm so sorry.

I never stopped loving you.

Edward.

Edward.

Edward.

Edward.

Bye. Bye.

Take good care of
yourself, will you?

Please?

I-I'll make room for the tin.

WHISTLE DROWNS SPEECH

What did you say? Edward?

I can't hear you. Say
it again. What is it?

Edward? WHISTLE BLOWS

"I love you, Ma."

Wh...?

He said, "I love you, Ma."

SHE SNIFFLES

That's it.

Easy. SHEEP BAAS

You're all right.

I'm sorry.

What for?

Making you feel like
you weren't good enough.

It's all right. You didn't
make me feel that way.

It's so big, this world.

So much bigger than Darrowby,
though we often forget it.

I know.

And I don't wanna
be anywhere else.

You can do anything
you want, Jenny.

Be anything. And if
that's being a farmer,

then so be it.

You're not just saying that?

The truth is... you've
always been a farmer,

a truly excellent one.

No, I haven't. Yes, you have.

Well, if I've been any good at
anything, it's all been down to you.

It went well.

HELEN CHUCKLES

Thank you, James.

Thank you.

Aargh!

You all right? TRISTAN GRUNTS

No, of course I'm
not. Come here.

Come here.

Ow! Oh, sh.

I hope this isn't how
you treat the animals.

What on Earth were you thinking?

Rustling something up for Mrs H.

Mashed potato, I presume?

Shepherd's pie, actually...

Very enterprising.

Come on, that's it.

Thumb over. Thumb down.

There we are.

I used to be just like
him, you know. Who?

Andrew.

When I was his age, I used to
look up to you the way he did.

I was just as shy.

Timid but curious.

And eager to learn
everything from you.

But I think you always
resented me a little.

I mean, w-why wouldn't you?
You were lumbered with a kid.

And you had no choice
but to take me in. Pish.

Is that untrue?

What's untrue is that I
didn't care about you.

All right, I wasn't quite ready
back then, for parenthood.

I didn't need a parent.
I never needed a parent.

I didn't mean you, Tristan.

Before you came -

years before, early
in our marriage -

I told Evelyn that I...

..wasn't ready for children.

What kind of father would I
be? The notion was absurd.

She didn't understand.

She saw something in me I...

I didn't see.

Then you came.

And you needed our time.

Then... she got ill.

Just when I was ready,

she got ill,

she d*ed,

and, erm,

there we are.

You never told me.

There's not much to tell.

I probably would've
done things differently.

If I'd had another chance.

A part of me wishes I had.

Differently?

With you.

DOG BARKS DOOR CLOSES

MRS HALL: Is it the biscuits
you're after? Come on. Jess, in.

Come on. Hello?

SHE CHUCKLES

Hello. Come on,
then. There you go.

Oh, my. What happened here?

I was, er, trying to make you

a surprise shepherd's
pie supper, Mrs H.

The oven fought back.

Oh, Tris.

That's very kind of you.

Now, I've a tincture for that.

No, look, I'll be fine.
You've just got back -

you must be gasping for a brew.

Why don't you go sit
in the living room

and I'll bring one through
for you? What about your hand?

I'll survive. Go
on. Both of you.

DOG BARKS Come on, you.

Come on, Jess.

SHE SIGHS WITH RELIEF

SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Here we are.

Oh, thank you, love. Oh!

Mrs Hall's
shortbread. Thank you.

So, how's your Florence?

I haven't seen her - been
rushed off my feet all day.

Jess. Well, you've passed
the baton back to me now,

so go on - go and see her.

By the way,

the place looks
spotless. Well done.

Indeed it does.

No jibes from you?

No. Credit where credit's due.

Tristan steadied the
ship marvellously.

Good to hear.

SHE SIGHS WEARILY

I wish the past would invite me
back to rectify a thing or two.

Whatever it is, Mr Farnon,

you're forgiven.

THEY CHUCKLE SOFTLY

Did he turn up?

Mm.

How was it?

I don't know how to
explain it, really.

It were all too brief -
over before I knew it.

And yet...

..the very ground beneath
me feels like it's shifted.

I feel...

..lighter.

He's finally realised
how much you care?

Oh, I don't know.

I hope so.

I don't think any of us know

quite how to express our
gratitude to you, Mrs Hall.

SHE EXHALES SHARPLY

Believe me.

SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

SHE SIGHS
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