01x06 - Enchanted Forest

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01x06 - Enchanted Forest

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♪♪

[ Video game playing ]

How is that even fair?

You're just button mashing,
Glep.

There's no skill for that.

[ Muttering ]

Hey, can you guys
turn that down?

I just have a little bit
of a headache.

Oh, sorry.
[ Screams ]

No, no, it's -- it's all good,
it's fine.

It's just that these guys
started doing construction

inside of my place at like 6:00.

[ Trumpet fanfare blares ]

Oh! That was right
in ear, dude!

Both: We officially
deliver a royal decree

from the princess
of the Enchanted Forest.

She's been unable to smile
for a royal portrait

and needs your assistance.

The Enchanted Forest?
Oh, my God.

I love
the Enchanted Forest!

My ear's still ringing
from that noise.

♪♪

Well, Charlie, you're going
to love this place.

There's so much to do here.

Look, Pim,
the castle is right there.

Okay, so let's just get
this job done

with as few distractions
as we can.

Salutations.

I am in dire need
of travelers

who might be interested
in a quest.

No.
Gob-lago.

If you want this goblin
to reveal his guard,

you must simply
fetch the amulet --

No.
Good day.

If my tribe
is to survive the winter,

I'll need 15 boar hides
from --

No.

[ Whirring ]

Alright, dude.
That was not even fantasy.

That's just an alien, Pim.

Oh, come on, Charlie.
Let's just do one quest.

I always wanted to,
but I was never allowed.

[ Gasps ]

Daddy, daddy, can we go inside

and do an epic quest
with those mythical creatures?

No, Pim. The Enchanted Forest
isn't for children.

It's only for heroes
with unrelenting dedication,

bravery and wisdom.

Perhaps one day.
Oh, I love you, daddy.

[ Smooches ]

Oh, I can't believe after all
these years I'm finally here.

You can kiss your dad
on the mouth?

[ Screaming ]
What was that?

Oh, this must
be a witch quest.

We can get your hat back,
and maybe even

win some witch gems.

Which hand of the witch hand
will it be?

[ Laughs ]

This is the most
obnoxious thing

I've ever experienced
in my life.

Ah, That one?

Wrong. [ Laughs ]

They cannot be allowed.
That's is -- How is that fair?

How is that even fair?

♪♪

[ Groans ] Where are we?

Did I pick the wrong hand?

Oh, we were
right there, man!

Don't worry,
you'll be dead soon enough.

She's actually pretty
good at that.
Yeah, she's good.

Back, away with you, you nasty
rotten thing.

[ Screaming ]

Thanks, man.
You saved us.

No worries.
The name's Mip.

You two critters
must not be from around here.

Everyone knows you'd never
do a witch quest.

[ Groans ]

What brings you to
the Enchanted Forest anyways?

We were on our way
to the castle

to cheer up the Princess.

Our job is to make
people smile.

The Princess?
How q*eer?

I'm on a quest
for the Princess myself.

You're free to join me,
if you please.

Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, sure.

Oh, wonderful.
Follow Mip.

♪♪

So, what do you see
the Princess for?

Ah, Mip has
but one quest --

Find the hero worthy enough
of delivering

this package
to the Princess,

Mip crafted it himself,
as us forest folk do all things.

Wait, so you're telling me
you made that

damn thing on your back?

Oh, this? Yes.

But sadly,
Mip hasn't been inspired

enough to use it
for many moons.
[ Strums chord ]

Sorry, Mip. I've got a pretty
bad headache, man.

Is it okay if you could not --

If a headache you've got,
a headache can cure.

Drink this, yellow one.

Charlie, we don't know
who this guy is.

You sure we can trust him?

Pim, this is Mip
we're talking about.

[ Gulping ]

Ahh. [ Smacks lips ]

Well, my headache
is completely gone.

Mip rocks!

Yeah, Mip rocks.

[ Groaning ]

Oh, dear.

A creature of the forest
is in trouble.

Both: Help, help.
The thorn is k*lling him.

Oh, I know what this is.
It's a riddle.

Hmm, let's see.

Perhaps we have to find out
what the thorn represents

in a metaphorical sense
and then --

Instead of just trying
to take it out?

It came right out,
just like you said.

Ooh!
Ooh!

Charlie, how did you know
how to do that?

You must be a hero.

Ahh!
Ahh!

Yeah, you know,
when you put it like that,

I guess it does, you know,
make sense.

Creatures: You are Charlie.
You are Charlie.

Charlie the hero.
Ah!

I really thought
that was going to be a riddle.

That's alright, Pim.

There's plenty more quest
along the way.

Hero.

Charlie, your heroism
inspires me.

I feel a song coming on.

♪♪

♪ This is the story ♪

♪ Of Charlie the Hero ♪

♪ He fought the beasts
and evils ♪

♪ That dwelled upon the land ♪

♪ Pim was there too I guess ♪

♪ But Charlie was the main one ♪

♪ He was the great hero ♪

♪ And we all loved him so much ♪

♪ Charlie was the hero ♪

♪ And I guess Pim
was there too ♪

For ending
the thousand-year w*r

between the aliens
and the spiders.

You have shown unrelenting
dedication, bravery and wisdom.

We humbly give to you
the crown of Zimblar.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

I thought you said aliens
weren't fantasy, Charlie.

Oh, yeah.
I don't know.

I'd call it sci-fi/fantasy.

♪♪

Man, I am b*at for carrying

all this sh*t around
all day.

[ Sighs ] As is Mip.

We shall set up camp and regain
our strength for tomorrow.

But the castle is right there,
Charlie.

Dude, how are you not tired?
We've been questing all day.

No, you've been
questing all day.

I'm just having a little bit
of fun, man. Relax.

Oh, Mip just hates
nasty arguments.

Look what you did, man.
You scared off Mip.

[ Growls ]

I'm sorry about all this silly
business back there Mip.

Mip hopes he didn't
cause that.

No, you're awesome, man.

We couldn't have gotten
this far without you.

Charlie,
I think I found the hero

worthy of delivering
my gift.

Who?

It's -- it's you, Charlie.

Mip, I'd be honored.

No, I'm the one who's
honored to be

in the presence
of such a hero.

Well, maybe it was your song
that helped me become a hero.

Well, maybe I like that.

Mip is getting
pretty sleepy,

Maybe we should
get some rest.

Yeah. [ Gulps ]

Yeah, yeah. Good idea.

Good night, Mip.

[ Wailing in distance ]

What's going on here?

Charlie knows how much
I loved the Enchanted Forest.

Is he doing this on purpose?

It's like I don't even exist

ever since Mip came along.

[ Groans ] Mip.

♪♪

[ Groans ]
Pim, what are you doing?

Charlie, you don't even like
the Enchanted Forest.

That's not yours, dude
I deserve something.

Y-You got to have
all the fun.

[ Evil voice ] Now I'm going to
deliver this package,

and do the final quests

You're being weird, man.
Let it go.

Please be very careful
with its creation.

I earned it!
I earned it!

Ah!

Mip!
[ Normal voice ] Oh, my God.

Mip, I'm so sorry.

No, don't fret, Pim.

Perhaps you're right.

Perhaps all along
this was your quest.

Please deliver it
to the princess for me.

You could tell her
it was from you.

I -- I grant you
my one quest.

Just hold on me, Mip.
You're going to be fine.

I never meant to interfere with
such a wonderful friendship.

Mip becoming cold.

Mip going into the light.
Mip fading away.

It's alright.
Go into the light.
Just -- just try to relax.

[ Shrieks ]

Holy sh*t.
I always not expecting that.

Yeah, that genuinely
took me off guard.

Sorry about getting all
worked up back there, Charlie.

No, I also got carried away
with all the quest crap.

I got stuck in a vicious
dopamine cycle.

You want to finish
this last one together?

Yeah, for Mip.

[ Birds chirping, wind blowing ]

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, hello there.
How can I help?

Hi.
Uh, we're the Smiling Friends.

We were sent here to help you
smile for your portrait.

Oh, great. Yes.

I've been unable
to smile for a while now.

Well, before we help with that,
we have something for you.

Oh, wow. Thanks.

This is from you?

No, actually,
it's from a good man,

a forest folk named Mip,

who sadly passed away
on his journey here.

Did you just say Mip?

Yeah.
Yeah, Mip. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Did you know him?

He was the entire reason
I haven't been able

to smile for my portrait.

He's my stalker.

What?
You joking?

No, seriously.

I have blocked him
on everything,

and I've had to move twice
because of him.

So, what's in
the package then?

I -- I don't know.

I-I have no idea.

[ Beeping ]

[ Screams ]

Oh, my God!
Jesus Christ!

It's was a b*mb
the whole time?

[ Panting ]

Wait, so you said he's
definitely dead, though, right?

Yeah, yeah, he's dead.
He's -- Yeah, he's dead.

Yeah, I think he melted
into goo.

[ Sighs ] Thank God.

Oh, good.
So I guess we did it, right?

We tackled who
made you smile?

Yeah, I guess you did.

Cool.

[ Wind blowing ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Panting ]

Charlie, are you okay?

I think it's because he drunk
a green potion from a stranger.

I don't think, uh --

I don't think it's
because of the potion I drank.

I think it's just
because of allergies.

That is not allergies,
Charlie.

I think we need
to call someone.
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