03x06 - Ray Who?

[bunniefuu]

NEVILLE:
Listen, mate,

what are you talking about?

CHOPPER:
Cash.

NEVILLE:
There's no cash here.

Here there's no cash, all right?

- Cash, no. Robbo?
- ROBBO: No cash.

Well, I'll tell you what,
you try getting from

where you're sitting
to the front door.

You know what I've noticed?

Before I became a director,

I used to watch movies
like everybody else,

you know,
like an audience member.

But now I watch movies
completely differently.

Now I look for the lighting,
the camera angles,

the way the camera moves
and sh*t.

RAY:
Mm.

I wouldn't mind making movies
one day, you know?

Like, serious movies, you know?

- Like a Hollywood movie?
- Yeah.

Yeah, you'd fit right in
over there, mate.

- Yeah?
- Mm.

You reckon?

Yeah, they're all
f*cking perverts.

Ah.

- f*ck you.
- [chuckles]

...is now, isn't he?

- Get a f*cking rag.
- Forget the rag, boys.

Get the f*cking cash, would you?

GARY:
Oh.

- School reunion's this week.
- Really?

Yeah.

I didn't get an invite.

Oh, that's 'cause you're a c**t.

- Why'd they invite you, then?
- Eh, good point.

They probably just didn't have
your contact details,

couldn't get in contact
with you.

- It doesn't mean you can't go.
- I don't care. I'm not going.

You're coming.

No, I'm not.

You might get laid.

That why you're going?

- [laughs] Yeah.
- [scoffs]

I'm single and ready to mingle,
mate.

It might do you good.

It might help you to get
your mind off, you know...

- Nah, mate, you go.
- Mate, you got to come.

- I need a wingman.
- I'm not f*cking going.

That's it.

♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

Ah.
"Welcome, Class of '."

Look, there's Jai.

- Remember Jai?
- Yeah.

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

Gazza?

- Carrie!
- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- How you going?
- You look amazing.

Yeah, look at you.
Good to see you.

CARRIE:
Oh, it's amazing to see you.

- Yeah, my goodness.
- Wow. Hey.

- Hey, Carrie.
- Hi.

- Ray.
- Ray. Ray.

- Shoesmith.
- Shoesmith.

- RAY: Yeah.
- Yeah.

♪ The summertime skirts
and the guys in Kani ♪

♪ All the gangbangers
forgot about the drive-by... ♪

Did we have any classes
together?

Yeah, for about two years.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

Ah, he looks different
without the school uniform.

Right.

♪ I'm kinda buzzed
and it's all because... ♪

- Ray! Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, good to see you.

Good to see you.
You're looking good.

- Yeah, you look great.
- Looking good, Ray.

- Yeah.
- So, are you still with Dave?

- No, no. God.
- Dave McGrath.

Your memory is amazing.
Wow.

Well, you guys were together
from year seven

until, like,
all the way through to .

- Yeah.
- You were, like, inseparable.

- You were like a married couple.
- No.

- Yeah, no, not together?
- No.

- You don't remember Ray?
- No.

Uh, can I get a scotch and Coke?

- Yeah.
- Uh, and can I get a bourbon

with that diet crap
in it, please?

- Mm-hmm.
- Thanks.

GARY:
Nothing, since... since '.

- Yeah, trying to perfect it.
- Oh, okay.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, all right. Okay.

- But, I mean, you look amazing.
- Oh, beauty. Yeah.

Thanks very much.
Scrub up all right.

I'm-I'm hungry, so I'm gonna
grab some food. I'll be back.

Yeah, okay.
All right.

♪ So tip up your cup
and throw your hands up ♪

♪ And let me hear
the party say... ♪

- There you go.
- Oh, beauty.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

♪ South Central does it
like nobody does ♪

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

- Oh, sh*t.
- What?

GARY:
Look out.

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

- The blondie?
- Yeah, Meaghan Clarke.

Mm.
She's all right.

- All right?
- Mm.

Mate, I had the biggest
f*cking crush on her.

She was, like, my first.
My first big crush.

Steffi Graf.

First crush.

Steffi Graf?

What's wrong with Steffi Graf?

- Big nose.
- I like a big nose.

- Adds character.
- Mm, fair enough.

- Mate, first time I saw her...
- Mm.

-It was the school holidays,
-Mm.

And she was riding
a big white horse

in the paddock
behind our house.

- Yeah.
- Love at first sight.

Then when I went back to school,
there she was,

but we never, ever
had a class together.

I was f*cking devastated.

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

♪ To all my neighbors... ♪

Was this after I left?

No.

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

You didn't tell me about it.

I didn't tell anyone about it.

♪ I'm kinda buzzed
and it's all because ♪

♪ This is how we do it... ♪

Well... off you go.

What?

Go talk to her.

Nah.
What am I gonna say?

You chicken?

♪ From the West Side ♪

♪ This is how we do it. ♪

[♪]

Ah.

Wish me luck.

Meaghan?

Meaghan Clarke?

Gary... Thomas.

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

- You remembered.
- Yeah.

Ha.
My goodness.

- Isn't this crazy?
- This is weird.

Mental, seeing
all these old heads.

- I know.
- Making me feel so old.

[sighs]
All these memories

- come flooding back.
- I know.

So, what have you been...

What do-what do you do
these days?

- Oh, you know, just working.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Okay. What do you do?

- I'm in real estate.
- Okay. Yeah, great.

- Yeah.
- Wow. Yeah.

That's funny. It just so happens
I'm looking to buy.

Oh, right.
Well, I'm in rentals.

Oh, okay, well,
I'm actually looking to rent.

[music playing inside]

- Hey.
- Hey.

[coughs]

Time to quit.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

You a teacher, are you?

I was.
Principal now.

- Oh, yeah.
- Did you go to school here?

Yeah, yeah.

- What's your last name?
- Shoesmith.

- Hmm.
- Yours?

- Hurley.
- Hurley?

Mm.

Did you used to take kids
to the, uh, Lithgow field day?

Yeah.

Were you in my class?

No, no.
I remember you, though.

Oh, I give you a hard time,
did I?

Yeah, you did a bit, mate.

Yeah.

I was a bit of a hard-ass
in my younger days.

I used to drag my feet.

Sorry?

When I walked,
I used to drag my feet.

Oh.

One day,
I was walking up the hall.

You started yelling at me.

You said, "Lift your bloody feet
when you walk."

- Yeah?
- Mm.

If you had have asked me nicely,

it wouldn't have
been a problem, you know?

But because you were rude,

I started walking
up the hallway like this.

So, then you dragged me
into a bloody classroom

full of sixth-graders,

you made me walk up and down
in front of them.

Don't remember?

No.

Ah.

Yeah, they thought it was funny.
You were laughing too.

I certainly don't remember
doing anything like that.

Why would you?

Look, all I'm saying
is I don't remember this now.

That's not to say
it didn't happen.

- I'm just saying I don't remember it.
- Mm.

But... if it did happen...

And I'm quite sure
that it's possible...

Then I apologize.

Lot of good it does me now, huh?

- Yeah, maybe so.
- Mm.

I'm sorry for that, too.

But, uh...

...this was, what, years ago?

So?

Well...
[chuckles]

No offense, but you hang on
to this sh*t for that long,

can't be good for you.

Well, that's what people do,
mate. They hold onto sh*t.

That's why you've got to be
careful how you treat people.

- Hm. Yeah.
- Yeah.

Fair enough.
[short chuckle]

Oh, look, for what it's worth,
and I know it isn't much,

I'm sorry.

When I started teaching,
to be honest,

dealing with kids...
[chuckles]

It used to scare me
quite a bit.

So, I always thought I had to be
this tough guy, you know?

Whereas, really,
I'm just a softie.

Fair enough.

- A film director?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Just recently started my own production company.
- Ah.

Here, I'll give you
a business card.

So, if you, um, get any ideas...

- give us a call.
- Naughty Boy Productions.

Yeah.
NPB for short.

[both chuckle]

Hey, g'day, mate.

- Remember Ray?
- Ray.

Did you go to Rousley High?

- He left early.
- Yeah.

- He left early.
- [laughs]: Sorry.

MAN:
Oi, sh*t-d*ck!

[laughs]
f*ck!

- f*cking sh*t-d*ck!
- Hey, g'day, Kenny.

[laughs]
Look who it is!

- Hey, sh*t-d*ck!
- G'day, Dame. Jase.

- JASE: Onya, sh*t-d*ck.
- sh*t-d*ck.

- How are you?
- Good, Kenny. How are you, mate?

- f*cking good!
- Yeah, good.

KENNY:
Oh.

- Hey?
- Hey, Kenny.

Meaghan. f*cking how long
has it been, sh*t-d*ck?

Too long, Kenny.
Too long.

Hey, why do you keep
calling him sh*t-d*ck?

- What, you don't know the story?
- No.

Meaghan doesn't know the story
why we call him sh*t-d*ck!

Tell her, mate. Tell her.
It's a cr*cker.

- Are you gonna tell her?
- Nah, nah.

- Come on, mate.
- Nah.

All right, I will.

Do you remember that cabin
that my parents had?

- Yeah, mate...
- Yeah? Out the back of Bathurst?

- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- How you going, Kenny?

- Who are you?
- Ray.

Ray who?

Hey, just can it with
the sh*t-d*ck stuff, will you?

- What?
- You're cock-blocking Gaz.

[laughs]
sh*t-d*ck?

Yeah.
So, just ease up, okay?

Don't tell me
to f*cking ease up.

Okay, all right, hey, hey,
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...

- I'll f*cking knock your spark out.
- Calm down.

- Yeah? Come on, then. Go on.
- Kenny, calm down. Hey.

- [grunts]
- Come on.

- [groans]
- [people exclaim]

- You right, mate?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray!
- [people exclaim]

[mutters indistinctly]

- [grunts]
- [gasps]

- Get up! Get up!
- [groans]

Stop it!

- [people gasp, exclaim]
- sh*t!

[groans]

RAY:
You right?

GARY:
Maybe it's your hair, you know?

'Cause your hair
was a lot longer at school

and it was curly.

You know, and you've
got all the facial hair now.

Maybe that's why no one
recognized you, you know?

Somebody should have
f*cking remembered me.

Yeah, well, I guarantee you

they'll f*cking
remember you now.

[both laugh]

[birds chirping outside]

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

What you doing?

Cleaning up.

How was your day?

Yeah, not bad.

How's school?

Really good.

Ah.

Are you happy, Dad?

Am I happy?

Yeah.

Yeah.
Are you happy?

Yeah.

Do you miss Uncle Bruce?

Mm.
Do you?

Yeah.

Mm.

Do you miss Ally?

Yeah, sometimes.

I really liked her.

Mm.
So did I.

I love you, Dad.

Love you too.

What's going on?

What?

Have you taken something?

No.

Don't lie to me.

Yeah, that's your job,
isn't it, Ray? [chuckles]

What have you taken?

Nothing.

Yeah, you've taken something.
I can tell. So, what is it?

Um... I had a cap.

What's a cap?

I don't know.

MDA something?

Where'd you get it?

Just a friend.

What friend?

Just someone at school.

Who?

Doesn't matter.

It does matter, okay?
Who gave it to you?

Relax, Dad.

Gaz.

Yeah?

- Keep an eye on Britt, will you?
- Sure.

I'll be back.

All right.

I'm gonna go.

Laters.

[engine revs]

- Where'd you get the cap?
- Huh?

Cap you gave my daughter.

- Where'd you get it?
- What cap?

Mate, you don't tell me what
I want to know, I'm gonna

take that skateboard and I'm
gonna b*at you around the head

with it, all right?
Where'd you get the cap?

Okay!
I got it from Troy.

- Troy who?
- I don't know his last name.

- Where's he live?
- Somewhere on Carter Street.

- Give me a number. Huh?
- I don't know the number.

I don't know the...
It's a red brick house.

There's a...
there's a yellow garage door.

That school you go to, right,
you don't go there no more.

You got it?
All right?

And if I ever see you

with my daughter again, okay...

[whispers]:
I'm gonna cut your balls off.

Yeah?
Now, get the f*ck out of here.

[♪]

[engine starts]

[birds chirping]

- [rap song playing inside]
- Hello. [chuckles]

What have we got here, then?
A little baby pussycat.

She's come to get some milk.

[sniffs]
Come in.

Close the door.

[music continues]

Mm, take a seat.

[exhales]
Hallelujah.

Oh, f*cking hell.

[chuckles]

[exhales, sniffs]

You're an expert.
[laughs]

Come here.
[chuckles]

Look at you.
[chuckles]

Look at your little nose.
It's like a little button.

[chuckles, sniffs]

Oh, God.

[♪]

Aah!

Get out.

[shouts]
Go!

GIRL:
[grunts] Get off!

GARY:
Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Keep going.
Yeah.

That's it.
G'day, mate.

[clears throat]

[sighs]

That's it. And back.
Okay.

Then it's me.
Oh!

Got to be quick!
Got to be quick.

Don't want you seeing
that Adrian again, okay?

It's not his fault.
I wanted to try it.

I don't care whose fault it was,
all right?

I don't want you seeing him.
That's it.

That's bullshit.

- Watch the language.
- Or what, you're gonna sh**t me?

No, I'll just
sh**t your boyfriend.

Your ex-boyfriend.

Great. Then you can go back
to prison, where you belong.

So... if I see you
with him again,

I'll tell your mother

about the cap, okay?

And then you can
deal with her, okay?

Fine. I'll tell her
you have a g*n in the house.

I'm going home.

You're not going anywhere.

I'll call Mum.
She can come get me.

- RAY: Fine by me.
- Fine!

[door slams]

[inhales slowly]

[exhales deeply]

Yeah!

Reflexes of a cat.

[sighs]

[door opens]

Any good?

I like it with olives, though.

Yeah, I ran out.

I don't want to fight
with you anymore.

Me either.

I just worry about you,
that's all.

You know?

In a couple of years,
you'll be grown up.

You'll be out there
in the world.

The thing you don't
understand is, you know,

there's bad people
out there, you know?

What do you mean?

Evil. Bad people
doing bad stuff, you know?

- Like what?
- I can't even tell you.

Why?

You'd be too scared to go out
the front door if I told you.

I mean, you know,
when I was a kid...

...I didn't always
do what I was told.

I did naughty stuff, you know.

You're gonna do naughty stuff.

All kids do, you know?

But...

I don't want you
to feel like, um...

I don't-I don't
want you to feel like

you can't tell me something
because you're scared

of how I'm gonna react,
you know?

I want you to feel like,
if you get in a bad situation,

um, you know, you're in trouble,

I want you to feel like
you can talk to me, okay?

That's, you know...

I can't help worrying
about you. Sorry.

But, you know,

I worry about you
'cause I love you.

You know that, right?

Aw, thanks, Dad.

You little sh*t.

[♪]

♪ There's been
a lot of talk around ♪

♪ That you've been seen
with a certain party ♪

♪ And now I'm so afraid ♪

♪ I'm losing you ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Don't tell me
you don't want my love ♪

♪ I couldn't give it
to just anybody ♪

♪ Baby, won't you tell me ♪

♪ It's not true ♪

♪ Don't leave me, baby ♪

♪ Don't tell me it's over ♪

♪ After I trusted you. ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

How are ya? How ya going, mate?

Heya, Kenny.

Who are you?

Please...[BOTH LAUGHING]

Who the... are you?

You don't remember Ray?

No!

I guarantee you...

...they'll remember you now!

[LAUGHS]

Hi, I'm Lil Dicky.

I have always felt like I was
the biggest star on the planet.

Uh, you ever pass
each other out?

Put your hands
on the one person's neck

until you lose oxygen
and you black out.

So out of context.

You turn the hearts
of many people.

Like who?

I'm sorry. I'm very high.

MAN : You know that white rapper,
Lil Dicky? He's growing right now.

He's got... Bad haircut.[MUMBLES]

MAN : [OVER PHONE]
Horny white boy?

- Exactly.
- No. Yeah.